Monday Night Madness 11-20-06
Mark:Welcome to Portland, Oregon… Welcome to eWazone.com Presents Monday Night Madness…
Rhino:Some people may be RAW… We are going to bring the MADNESS here tonight…
Mark:That we are as tonight in our Main Event it will be Subway and Lone Jobber battling for who should be the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Triple H will be the Special Guest Referee…
Mark:We will find out which way he will call it… But also tonight all four contenders for the EWA Television Championship will be in action… As Megumi Kudo teams up with Demon Child as they battle Goldberg and Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Brian Henderson has a new attitude and he isnt going to let anyone stand in his way…
Mark:We will see what goes down here tonight… As we get set for our opening contest… Live here at Monday Night Madness…
Christian vs Alex Shelly
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall…From Behind The Camera… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Representing Paparazzi Productions… ALEX SHELLY…
(“Paparazzi” plays as Alex Shelly enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada…Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Captain Charisma… CHRISTIAN…
(“Take Over” plays as Christian enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Christian stated that he knows he has been letting the peeps down and tonight he starts his road to redemption…
Mark:Christian and Alex Shelly lock up in the center of the ring… Christian with a couple of right hands as he backs Alex Shelly up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Christian… Alex Shelly comes off the ropes… Ducks the clothesline from Christian… Alex Shelly comes off the other side… Flying Crossbody by Alex Shelly… Shelly goes for the cover 1………………2………Kickout by Christian…
Rhino:Christian is right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alex Shelly comes charging at Christian by the ropes…Christian with a back drop…
Rhino:Alex Shelly lands on the apron…
Mark:Shelly with a couple of right hands as he now grabs Christian by the head… Alex Shelly goes to ram Christian in to the corner… Christian blocks and he connects with a back elbow knocking Alex Shelly off the apron…
Rhino:Christian is now waiting for Alex Shelly to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Christian launches himself over the top rope and lands right on top of Alex Shelly…
Rhino:Captain Charisma is in control right now…
Mark:Christian rolls Alex Shelly back in to the ring… Christian with a couple of kicks to the ribs of Alex Shelly as he rolls in to the corner….
Rhino:Alex Shelly is now up in the corner…
Mark:Christian with an irish whip sending Alex Shelly in to the corner… Christian goes charging… Shelly gets the boot up…
Rhino:Alex Shelly is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Crossbody… Missed! Christian ducked right out of the way of the Crossbody…
Rhino:Alex Shelly crashed and burned right there…
Mark:Alex Shelly is staggering up on his feet…
Rhino:Captain Charisma has him hooked up…
Mark:UnPrettier! By Captain Charisma…
Rhino:Christian just flatten Alex Shelly…
Mark:Christian now hooks the leg on Alex Shelly 1…………………..2…………………3…. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRISTIAN…
Rhino:Christian picks up a big win for himself here tonight at Monday Night Madness…
Mark:Christian wants to get back in to main scene in the EWA and tonight as the start of it… As we now get to see if Shawn Michaels can slay the Giant known as the Big Show…
Shawn Michaels vs Big Show
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 507 Pounds… THE BIG SHOW…
(“Crank it Up” plays as The Big Show enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Shawn Michaels and Big Show are now in the ring together…
Rhino:Shawn is giving up almost two hundred and seventy pounds to the Big Show…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a couple of right hands to the Big Show…
Rhino:No effect…
Mark:HBK with a couple of chops to the chest and now The Big Show shoves HBK right back down…
Rhino:Right now anything that Shawn Michaels is trying to do is having no effect on the Big Show…
Mark:Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Big Show catches Shawn Michaels in mid air…
Rhino:Big Show is showing off his strength…
Mark:Big Show dumps Shawn Michaels over the top rope and to the outside goes the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Thats a long way down for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Big Show now goes to the outside as he scoops up and slams Shawn Michaels straight down on to the protective mats…
Rhino:Big Show is huge…
Mark:Big Show steps right on the back of The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:That just has to crush the insides of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Big Show now lifts up Shawn Michaels and he throws him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Shawn is slowly getting back up on his feet…
Mark:Big Show climbing back in to the ring… Baseball Slide by Shawn Michaels as he knocked the legs out from underneath the Big Show…
Rhino:Big Show hit his head on the ring apron…
Mark:Another baseball slide by Shawn Michaels this time right to the head of The Big Show…
Rhino:HBK is now starting to get in to a little bit of a groove…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now climbing the top rope… HBK leaps and the Big Show catches him in mid air…
Rhino:This is not good for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Big Show with a press slam… No… Countered in to a DDT by HBK…
Rhino:Both men are down on the outside of the ring…
Mark:The referee is counting both men out right now…
Rhino:The referee is up to six as Shawn Michaels rolls back in to the ring…
Mark:Seven… Eight and the Big Show rolled back in to the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going right after The Big Show…
Mark:Boots to the side of the head of the Big Show as he still on his knees…
Rhino:Shawn is now gaining a head of steam…
Mark:Big Show stops Shawn Michaels in his tracks as he grabs him by the throat…
Rhino:This could be the end of Shawn Michaels right here…
Mark:CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels was drilled right in to the mat by The Big Show…
Mark:Big Show with a cover 1…………………2………………..3………..NO! Shawn Michaels gets his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Big Show can not believe it as he thought he had him right there…
Mark:HBK is now staggering up on to his feet…Big Show with an irish whip sending HBK in to the corner…
Rhino:Michaels looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Big Show charges… HBK moves and Big Show hits the corner hard…
Rhino:The Big Show is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:The Big Show is still standing…
Mark:Big Show though looks out of it…
Rhino:HBK is tuning up the band again…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MU! NO! Big Show catches the foot… Big Show spins HBK around… Big Show goes for a clothesline… Ducked… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:The Big Show is down and out…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now hooks the leg 1…………………..2………………….3………ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:The Showstopper was able to slay the giant here tonight…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid continues to roll on… As we now get set for our next contest…
Texas Tornado Rules Match
Goldberg & Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson vs Megumi Kudo & Demon Child
Pa Announcer:This next contest is under Texas Tornado Rules Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From Koshigaya, Japan…Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUOD…
(The Japanesse National Anthem plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her partner…From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(“Voodoo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponents… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON…
(“Im Back” plays as Brian Henderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his partner… From Atlanta, Ga…Weighing in at 285 Pounds… GOLDBERG…
(“Invasion” plays as Goldberg enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… All four people are in the ring right now… Henderson and Megumi Kudo are looking at one another…
Rhino:Goldberg and Demon Child have locked eyes as well….
Mark:At Thursday Night Chaos Brian Henderson and Goldberg both pinned one another leading to the EWA Television Title to be vacated… Both men will meet in a match up at November 2 Dismember against either Demon Child or Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Who will get the upper edge going in to the match up… Right now we are going to find out…
Mark:Demon Child and Goldberg trading right hands…
Rhino:Its a brawl back and forth…
Mark:Demon Child backs Goldberg up in to the corner…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo catches Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson with a kick right to the side of the head…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is staggering around after that kick to the side of the head… Kudo with a head scissors take over and Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson gets sent to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child just sent Goldberg hard in to the corner…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is going to fly… Springboard Plancha… Missed by Megumi Kudo as Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson moved out of the way and Megumi Kudo landed right on to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:Demon Child charges in at Goldberg…
Mark:Goldberg moves and Demon Child goes shoulder first right in to the steel ring post…Goldberg now grabs Demon Child from behind… Belly to Back Suplex by Goldberg driving Demon Child right down to the canvas…
Rhino:Demon is holding on to his head…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson picks up Megumi Kudo and drops her head first right on to the steel guard rail…Goldberg covers Demon Child 1…………………2……………..Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is now hooking up Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Henderson scoops up Kudo and slams her right down on to the steel steps…
Rhino:Goldberg now backing Demon Child up in to the corner…
Mark:Right hands by Goldberg to the midsection of Demon Child…
Rhino:Goldberg is putting Demon Child up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Demon Child is in trouble…
Mark:Headbutt by Demon Child knocking Goldberg off the top rope…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is using the guardrail to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Henderson charges… Megumi Kudo moves and Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson runs right in to the steel guardrail…Spin Heel Kick by Megumi Kudo knocking Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson over the guardrail in to the crowd…
Rhino:Demon Child is now standing on the top rope…
Mark:Goldberg is back up on his feet… Dropkick by Demon Child connects…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is up on the apron…
Mark:Springboard Leg Drop by Megumi Kudo right down on to Goldberg… Megumi Kudo goes for the cover 1…………….2……….. Goldberg kicks out…
Rhino:Demon Child is now up in the face of Megumi Kudo as he is saying she was trying to steal his thunder…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now puts to the boots Goldberg…
Rhino:Brian Henderson is slowly rolling back in to the ring…
Mark:Demon Child hammers Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson with right hands…Irish whip by Demon Child sending Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson in to the ropes… Demon Child ducks his head… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson puts the breaks on… Henderson hooks up Demon Child… Sitdown Powerbomb by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Demon Child could be done…
Mark:Henderson with a cover 1……………………..2…………………….Megumi Kudo comes in to break it up…
Rhino:Demon Child and Megumi Kudo are now backing Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson in to the ropes…
Mark:Irish whip by Demon Child and Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Goldberg is up…
Mark:SPEAR! Demon Child just got Speared out of his boots by Goldberg… Kudo has ducked her head…Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson hooks up Megumi Kudo… Pulling Piledriver connects by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson to Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Kudo was dropped right on her head by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson and Goldberg are now face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:These two men dont get along at all…
Mark:Demon Child is now getting back up on to his feet… Demon Child pushes Goldberg in to Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Henderson just got rolled up by Kudo…
Mark:The count 1…………………..2………….Henderson kicks out…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now helping Demon Child back Goldberg in to the corner…
Mark:Goldberg shoves Demon Child off… Megumi Kudo with a running enziguri to Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson grabs Demon Child from behind… Henderson hooks up Demon Child… POCKET CHANGE!
Rhino:Will Demon Child tap out?
Mark:Megumi Kudo and Goldberg just went out of the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:DEMON CHILD TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON and GOLDBERG…
Rhino:Goldberg and Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson are victors here tonight…
Mark:Goldberg is coming back in to the ring and he extends his hand to Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Goldberg is saying we will see who the better man is at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson reaches in… The handshake… No! Short Arm Clothesline!
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson suckered him in…
Mark:Brian Henderson now hooks up Goldberg… POCKET CHANGE ON GOLDBERG!
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is trying to prove a point to Goldberg…
Mark:Referees are stepping in to pulling Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson off of Goldberg… Who will be EWA Television Champion after November 2 Dismember? We will have to see… As we now will find out if Doug Kinsella and Big Daddy Ace can retain the EWA Tag Team Titles…
EWA Tag Team Championship Ladder Match
Doug Kinsella & Big Daddy Ace(c) vs Dr. Cube & Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a LADDER MATCH and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing… The Challengers… From The Kaiju Big Battel… The Team of DR. CUBE and KUNG FU CHICKEN NOODLE…
(“I Feel Pretty” plays as Dr. Cube and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponents…First…One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… The Other half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 259 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE…
(“Why We Thugs” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:All four men are in the center of the ring right now…
Rhino:They are all looking up at the EWA Tag Team Titles hanging from the rafthers…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Doug Kinsella go right after Dr. Cube and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle hammering them with right hands…
Rhino:They are just beating up on Dr. Cube and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Mark:Noodle and Cube get backed up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Doug Kinsella and Big Daddy Ace to both men… Dr. Cube and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle come off the ropes… Clothesline by both men and down go the challengers…
Rhino:Dr. Cube is back up in the corner…
Mark:Kinsella nails him with a couple of more right hands before scooping him up and slamming him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop by Doug Kinsella… Big Daddy Ace mean while grabs Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle and hooks him up and drops him with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Right now the EWA Tag Team Champions are just taking it to the challengers…
Mark:Doug Kinsella rolls to the outside of the ring and is bringing a ladder in to the ring…
Rhino:Will he go straight for the gold or do some damage?
Mark:My guess is damage…
Rhino:That would be mine too…
Mark:Doug Kinsella has the ladder and nails Dr. Cube right in the face with the ladder…
Rhino:He almost knocked his block off with that shot…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now stands the ladder up in the corner… Big Daddy Ace sees that so he whips Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle right in to the ladder…
Rhino:That was a little bit of teamwork even though they probably werent trying to do that…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle comes out of the corner and Doug Kinsella nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Dr. Cube to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Dr. Cube is up in the corner with the ladder… Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR! NO! Dr. Cube moved and Big Daddy Ace goes right in to the ladder…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Dr. Cube with a clothesline sending Big Daddy Ace out of the ring…
Rhino:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle and Dr. Cube are now working over Doug Kinsella in the corner…
Mark:Dr. Cube now grabs the ladder from the other corner and lays it out in the ring… Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle and Dr. Cube now hook up Doug Kinsella… Double Front Face Suplex driving Doug Kinsella chest first in to the ladder…
Rhino:Dr. Cube and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle are starting to get in to a little bit of a groove…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is coming back in to the ring… Spin Heel Kick by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Dr. Cube is now picking up the ladder…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle picks up Big Daddy Ace as he holds him up for Dr. Cube to ram the ladder right in to his midsection…
Rhino:Dr. Cube and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle are working well as a tag team right now…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle now opens up the ladder and begins climbing up the ladder to go after the EWA Tag Titles that are hanging from above…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting up on to his feet…
Mark:Kinsella with shots to the back of Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle… Kinsella climbs up behind him… Hangmans Neckbreaker from the ladder by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Nice move there by Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Dr. Cube scores with a couple of right hands to Doug Kinsella… Dr. Cube whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Reversal by Doug Kinsella… Powerslam by Doug Kinsella to Dr. Cube…
Rhino:Kinsella now has the ladder…
Mark:Dr. Cube gets up and gets laid out with the ladder by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:That shot knocked Dr. Cube out of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is starting to move around… Doug Kinsella opens the ladder up and begins to climb up the ladder…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is fighting with Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle shoves Big Daddy Ace backwards and he knocks the ladder over and Doug Kinsella goes crashing to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella hit the floor hard…
Mark:That was a long way down for Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now trying to fight off Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Mark:Noodle whips him in to the ropes… Reversal by Big Daddy Ace… SPEAR!
Rhino:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle almost got speared out of his can…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now sets the ladder up underneath the gold…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is almost there…
Mark:Dr. Cube is back in the ring… LOW BLOW!
Rhino:That stops Big Daddy Ace in his tracks…
Mark:Dr. Cube and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle hook up Big Daddy Ace… Double Stun Gun as Big Daddy Ace staggers around… Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Double Team Powerbomb driving him straight in to the mat…
Rhino:Dr. Cube is now climbing up to get the gold…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is starting to get back up…
Rhino:I think it might be too late…
Mark:Dr. Cube Grabs the Gold! NEW CHAMPIONS!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions…DR. CUBE AND KUNG-FU CHICKEN NOODLE…
Rhino:This is shocking… That these two guys are the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Doug Kinsella and Big Daddy Ace are in the ring together… Doug Kinsella and Big Daddy Ace are arguing and there they go…
Rhino:These two men were unlikely tag team partners and now they are just beating the hell out of one another…
Mark:They are just rolling around the ring right now…
Rhino:They will be on opposite sides of the ring at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:EWA Officials have stepped in to break these two men apart…
Rhino:No one will be able to step in between these two men at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:Doug Kinsella has the Big Show… But who will Big Daddy Ace have? That is up to the fans… Which they get to vote on at PPV.eWazone.com… Right now it is time for our Main Event…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Special Referee-Triple H
Subway vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall… Introducing First… The Special Guest Referee… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… TRIPLE H…
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… First… From Wildwood, Nj…Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The X Core Soldier SUBWAY…
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Subway and Lone Jobber lock eyes and are ready to do battle…
Rhino:Both men want their shot at facing Triple H for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Subway and Lone Jobber battle for position in the collar and elbow tie up… Subway backs Lone Jobber up in to the ropes… Triple H steps in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Triple H making this a clean fight…
Mark:Subway and Lone Jobber lock up again… Subway again backs Lone Jobber up this time in to the corner… Lone Jobber now gets sent in to the farside corner… Subway comes charging in and connects with a clothesline…
Rhino:Lone Jobber comes out of the corner…
Mark:Running Knee Lift by Subway… Subway goes for a quick cover 1………………2…………Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Fair Count by Triple H right there…
Mark:Subway with forearms to the head of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:They are rocking the head of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Subway whips him in to the ropes… Subway ducks his head… Lone Jobber sees as he puts on the breaks… Kick right to the head…
Rhino:Subway is now turning around after getting rocked right in the head…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a kick to the midsection… DDT by Lone Jobber dropping Subway in to the mat… Lone Jobber goes for a cover of his own 1…………..2………….Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Another fair count by Triple H…Showing he is not favoring either man…
Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up and slams Subway down to the canvas…
Rhino:Jobber is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber looks underneath the ring for something and he smiles…
Rhino:I guess he found something that he likes…
Mark:Subway comes charging as he dives right through the ropes down on to Mr. EWA Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Subway launched himself between the ropes as he put his body at risk to take out Lone Jobber…
Mark:Subway now whips Lone Jobber right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Lone Jobber went hard in to the steps and flipped over them from the impact of the collision…
Mark:Subway now rolls Lone Jobber on to the side of the ring…
Rhino:Subway has Lone Jobber head hanging off the edge of the ring…
Mark:Subway up on the apron… Leg Drop off the apron by Subway right down on to Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Subway is really taking it to Lone Jobber right now…
Mark:The X-Core Soldier rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring as he goes for a cover 1…………………….2…………….Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Triple H is calling this match up straight down the middle as I guess he doesnt care who he faces at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on his feet in the corner… Subway whips him in to the farside… Lone Jobber comes staggering out… Running Bulldog by Subway driving Lone Jobber back in to the mat…
Rhino:Subway is in control of this match up…
Mark:Another cover and count by Triple H 1…………………2………..Kickout again by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Subway now rolls to the outside and he is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H just turned his back and Lone Jobber gets his skull smashed in by that chair shot by Subway…
Rhino:I guess if the referee didnt see it… It didnt break a rule…
Mark:Triple H turns back around as he sees Lone Jobber down on the ground… Triple H smiles as he makes the count for Subway 1………………….2………………3…..NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Subway is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Subway now whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes…
Rhino:Subline is a coming…
Mark:SUBLINE! NO! Lone Jobber ducks… Both men turn around and knock heads…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…
Mark:Subway is starting to get up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up as well…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a couple of right hands… Subway comes back with a couple of his own… Subway with a couple of forearm shots… As he whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Lone Jobber leaps over Subway… Subway turns around… Enziguri Kick by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Subway is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Swinging Neckbreaker by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs a box from underneath the ring and he slides it in to the ring…
Rhino:What is in the box?
Mark:Oh My! Thats a PS3…
Rhino:Look out… You may get shot holding that thing…
Mark:Triple H turns his back again and Lone Jobber smashes the PS3 right in to the head of The X-Core Soldier…
Rhino:I guess Lone Jobber upgraded from the PS2 to the PS3…
Mark:Something tells me the Benefactor had something to do with that… As Lone Jobber goes for the cover as Triple H makes the count 1…………………….2…………………3…….NO! Subway gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber thought he had him there…
Mark:Subway gets back up on to his feet with help from the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is signalling for the end right here…
Mark:Lone Jobber sets him up… THE GIMMICK! NO! Subway blocks… Subway whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… SUBLINE! NO! Lone Jobber ducked… Spins Subway around… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg as Triple H goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………………..3……..ITS ALL OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:It looks like it will be Lone Jobber and Triple H battling it out for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:Triple H and Lone Jobber are now face to face…
Rhino:Triple H is holding up the EWA World Title right in the face of Lone Jobber…
Mark:These two men will meet at November 2 Dismember… You the fans get to decide what type of match it will be… Log on to eWazone.com to Vote… We will see you at November 2 Dismember… Good Night Everyone!
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