Tuesday Night Carnage 10-10-06
Mark:Welcome to Hartford as eWazone.com presents Tuesday Night Carnage… Alongside Rhino… I am Mark… And what a line up we have for everyone here tonight…
Rhino:We have the five contenders and the EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H all in action tonight…
Mark:Yes we do… Three Different Matches in very different environments…As Triple H battles Subway in a Boiler Room Brawl…Lone Jobber and Brian Henderson will battle in the parking lot…
Rhino:Cant forget about Megumi Kudo and William McConnell battling on a scaffold…
Mark:Those are three of our top matches… Plus the EWA Television Championship is on the line…As Goldberg defends against Demon Child…
Rhino:Its going to be a wild night…
Mark:Yes it will… Lets not waste anymore time and lets get to our opening contest…
Big Daddy Ace vs Christian
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE…
(“The Enemy” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Captain Charisma… CHRISTIAN…
(“At Last” plays as Christian enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Christian and Big Daddy Ace lock horns in the center of the ring…
Rhino:This is Big Daddy Ace’s first match up since Beach Brawl 2006…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now backing Christian up in to the corner… Shots to the midsection of Christian by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Ace is just hammering right in to the midsection of Christian…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with an irish whip sending Christian hard in to the farside corner… Christian comes out of the corner and Big Daddy Ace connects with a flying clothesline…
Rhino:Big clothesline by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now on the middle rope… Leg Drop from the middle rope connects by Big Daddy Ace on to Christian…
Rhino:Ace is dominating this match up right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1…………………..2………………Kickout by Christian…
Rhino:Christian is starting to get up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges in to Christian and connects with a clothesline in to the corner…Kick to the midsection by Ace as Christian comes out of the corner… Vertical Suplex by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is totally in charge of this match up thus far…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now whips Christian in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Christian… Christian connects with a couple of right hands to Big Daddy Ace… Swinging Neck Breaker by Christian to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Christian needs to start taking control of this contest…
Mark:Christian hooks up Big Daddy Ace and drops Big Daddy Ace with a side walk slam… Christian goes for a cover 1……………….2………………..Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Christian is starting to get in to this match up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up in the corner… Christian now stomping away at the midsection of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Christian is now getting on top of Big Daddy Ace in the corner…
Mark:Christian is hammering Ace with right hands as the peeps count along…
Rhino:Six… Seven…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace shoves Christian off… Ace charges… SPEAR!
Rhino:What a spear that was…
Mark:Christian is now staggering up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Christian counters out… School Boy by Christian 1………………………..2………………Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now getting back up…
Mark:Christian whips Big Daddy Ace in to the corner… Christian charges…Big Daddy Ace gets the boot up…
Rhino:Christian is staggering around…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for clothesline… Christian ducks… Christian hooks up Big Daddy Ace… UNPRETTIER! NO! Countered by Big Daddy Ace… Ace shoves Christian in to the corner…
Rhino:Christian is coming out of the corner…
Mark:Ace is now setting him up… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1……………………….2……………..3…..ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace comes back to the EWA and picks up a big win…
Mark:Look out… Here comes Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Kinsella is running to the ring with a steel chair in hand…
Mark:Ace is leaving through the crowd…
Rhino:Looks like Big Daddy Ace isnt ready for a confrontation with Doug Kinsella right now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella wants a piece of Big Daddy Ace… The challenge is on the table… But right now its time for our next contest…
Shawn Michaels vs Petey Williams
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Windsor, Ontario… Weighing in at 179 Pounds… Represening Paparazzi Productions… PETEY WILLIAMS…
(“Oh Canada” plays as Petey Williams enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Shawn Michaels and Petey Williams are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Petey Williams attacked Shawn Michaels at Glory after his match up with Amazing Red who was representing Paparazzi Productions at the time…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Petey Williams with a collar and elbow tie up… Battling for position in the center of the ring… Williams with a side headlock on HBK in the ring…
Rhino:Shawn is trying to fight out of the headlock…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is just about out of it and Petey Williams pulls Shawn Michaels back in by his head and continues to grind away with the headlock…
Rhino:Williams is grinding away at Shawn Michaels with the headlock…
Mark:Michaels with elbows to the midsection… Petey couldnt grab the hair as Michaels pushes him off in to the ropes… Petey Williams comes off the ropes… High Back Body Drop by HBK to Petey Williams…
Rhino:Williams is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges with a clothesline as Petey Williams gets up by the ropes… Petey Williams ducks and back drops Shawn Michaels over the top rope and to the floor goes HBK…
Rhino:Petey Williams is now backing up…
Mark:Petey Williams lauches himself over the top rope with a flipping senton landing right on top of The Heartbreak Kid on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:What a move that was by Petey Williams…
Mark:Petey Williams now rolls Shawn Michaels back in to the ring…
Rhino:Petey Williams is now on the ring apron…
Mark:Slingshot Flipping Leg Drop by Petey Williams as he now goes for a cover 1…………………2……………Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Petey Williams is on control of this match up…
Mark:Petey Williams is now charging at the ropes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is up on his feet…
Mark:Williams comes off the ropes… Leg Lariat by Petey Williams right on to Shawn Michaels… Williams goes for a cover 1…………….2………..Kickout again by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Irish whip by Petey Williams… HBK comes off the ropes…Tilt A Whirl Hurricanranna by Williams…Williams continues and turns it right in to a russian leg sweep…
Rhino:Impressive move right there by Petey Williams…
Mark:Williams is now on top of Shawn Michaels 1………………….2……………..Kickout by HBK again…
Rhino:The Showstopper is in alot of trouble…
Mark:Petey Williams whips Shawn Michaels… Williams is now hooking up Shawn Michaels in the corner… Tornado DDT by Petey Williams… Blocked by Shawn Michaels and Michaels throws him off the corner…
Rhino:Petey Williams comes charging back in…
Mark:Shawn Michaels moves out of the way and Petey Williams goes crashing in to the corner… Shawn Michaels now scoops up Petey Williams and slams Petey Williams down to the canvas…
Rhino:Williams is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:HBK connects with an atomic drop to Petey Williams…
Rhino:Williams is staggering around after the atomic drop…
Mark:Shawn Michaels connects with a flying forearm to Petey Williams…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips up on to his feet and stomps right on the face of Petey Williams…
Rhino:Petey Williams is in trouble as Shawn Michaels heads to the top rope…
Mark:The Showstopper is going high risk… Flying Elbow Drop connects right down on to Petey Williams…
Rhino:I think we know what is next for Petey Williams…
Mark:The Band is being tuned up by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Petey Williams is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Ducked by Petey Williams… Williams hooks up HBK…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels felt the Canadian Destroyer at Glory and he is about to feel it again…
Mark:Petey Williams has him setup… CANADIAN DESTROYER! NO! HBK blocks it and connects with a back drop…
Rhino:Petey Williams is now back up on to his feet…
Mark:Petey turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Petey got caught right underneath the jaw with that Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg… 1…………………..2…………………Amazing Red comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:The referee has just called for the bell…
Mark:Michaels being double teamed by Amazing Red and Petey Williams right now as both men continue to just send a message to HBK…
Rhino:Someone is running down to the ring…
Mark:Amazing Red and Petey Williams are backing off…
Rhino:Thats Michael Shane…
Mark:Michael Shane is helping Shawn Michaels up on to his feet… SUPERKICK BY MICHAEL SHANE!
Rhino:Looks like Michael Shane is part of this Paparazzi Productions stable…
Mark:Its three On One on HBK right now…
Rhino:We need help out here…
Mark:Officials have come in to break it up… This thing between Paparazzi Productions and Shawn Michaels is far from over… As we now get set for our next contest…
Scaffold Match
Megumi Kudo vs William McConnell
Pa Anouncer:This next match up is a Scaffold Match… Introducing first… From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO…
(The Japanese National Anthem Plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Opponent… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Representing The Core… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL…
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:Megumi Kudo and William McConnell are on top of the scaffold that has been setup above the ring…
Rhino:McConnell and Kudo are looking at one another…
Mark:Both particpants are moving towards the center of the scaffold… Kudo slaps William McConnell right across his face…
Rhino:The Answer didnt like that at all…
Mark:William McConnell goes for a right hand… Kudo ducks and now she kicks him right in the side of the head…
Rhino:Each time they move the scaffold shakes…
Mark:William McConnell turns around… Megumi Kudo goes for a side kick… McConnell ducks the kick and spins Megumi Kudo around and lays her down with a clothesline…
Rhino:McConnell is now mounting Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Right hands right to the face of Megumi Kudo by The Answer…
Rhino:William McConnell is now looking around the scaffold for something…
Mark:McConnell is pulling down a steel chain and is now wrapping it around the neck of Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:McConnell is choking the life out of Megumi Kudo at the moment…
Mark:McConnell is now wrapping his fist with the steel chain… Kudo gets up on to her feet… McConnell goes for a big right hand and he connects…
Rhino:The Answer is now looking to throw Megumi Kudo off the scaffold and down in to the ring below that has been setup with tables…
Mark:The Answer took a big fall through the Hell in a Cell by The Game.. But now he is looking to throw Megumi Kudo off the Scaffold…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is in trouble…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with an elbow to the face of The Answer…
Rhino:Thats one way to stop being thrown off the Scaffold…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now lines up The Answer… Enziguri by Megumi Kudo as the scaffold continues to sway back and forth…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now trying to throw William McConnell off the scaffold…
Mark:The Answer is almost over… Elbow to the back of the head… And now The Answer climbs back on to the scaffold…
Rhino:McConnell is now lining up Megumi Kudo…
Mark:FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! NO! Ducked by Megumi Kudo and now McConnell is straddled on the railing of the scaffold…
Rhino:William McConnell is in trouble right now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo grabs a pole from top of the scaffold…
Rhino:McConnell is not looking good…
Mark:Megumi Kudo connects with the pole right in to the side of the head of William McConnell and he knocks William McConnell off the Scaffold and The Answer goes crashing through the tables… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MEGUMI KUDO…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo has a leg up going in to the big Haunted House Match at Halloween Hellraiser…
Mark:Its going to be Six People… One Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Halloween Hellraiser… But thats at the end of the month… It is now time to see one of the newest EWA Tag Teams in action… So lets send it down to the ring for the next contest…
Non Title Match
High N Hammered vs Dr. Cube & Kung Foo Chicken Noodle
Written by Dougoutcrew9
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Tag Team Match… Introducing team Number One… The Team of DR. CUBE and KUNG FOO CHICKEN NOODLE…
(Dr. Cube’s Theme plays as they enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponents… The EWA Tag Team Champions… Stone Cold STEVE AUSTIN and ROB VAN DAM… HIGH N HAMMERED…
(“Walk” plays as High N Hammered enter the arena…)
Mark:And here is Kung Fu Chicken Noodle and Dr. Cube…
Rhino:Who?
Mark:My thoughts exactly…
Rhino:They are facing High N Hammered…
Mark:Stone Cold Steve Austin and Rob Van Dam have been impressive since uniting…
Rhino:The bells sounds and here we go…
Mark:Kung Fu locks up with Stone Cold in the center of the ring…
Rhino:The Chicken Noodle Soup is looking mighty as he is over-powering Stone Cold…
Mark:I don’t think there is soup in his name…
Rhino:Oh well he is showcasing some offensive skill as he hammers the Texas Rattlesnake with a few rights in the corner…
Mark:Noodle with an irish whip to Stone Cold…
Rhino:Steve Austin put on the brakes though as he turns around looking right at Kung Fu Chicken Noodle…
Mark:Lou Thesz Press by the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:Does it do any damage to the enlarged head? Or is it a can…
Mark:Either way Kung Fu is grounded…
Rhino:Austin makes a tag into Mr. High Rob Van Dam…
Mark:RVD hits a nice 360 leg drop on the can of Chicken Noodle…
Rhino:Look at Noodle getting back up with great agility…
Mark:The tag into Dr. Cube as he goes carging for Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:RVD ducks a clothesline and hits a very nice superkick to the throat of Dr. Cube…
Mark:Dr. Cube is down and RVD slingshots off the ropes and rolls forward…
Rhino:Here it is… ROLLING THUNDER CONNECTS…
Mark:Mr. 420 makes a tag into Mr. 316 now…
Rhino:Dr. Cube is back up on his feet and hits a powerful clothesline on Austin…
Mark:Dr. Cube has Austin down as he hits a headbutt with his cube-shaped head..
Rhino:I think he just edged Austin in the head with his cube…
Mark:I think so as well as Stone Cold is bleeding…
Rhino:That is a bad gash but it won’t keep Stone Cold down long…
Mark:Steve Austin is back to his feet but is battered up…
Rhino:Dr. Cube hits a standing headbutt connecting to the open wound…
Mark:Stone Cold is in some serious trouble here with the strange yet effective tag team…
Rhino:Dr. Cube tags the Noodle guy back into the ring…
Mark:Kung Fu Chicken Noodle with a Kung Fu-like stance now…
Rhino:OH MY GOD! That will hurt tomorrow…
Mark:If I saw correctly then Kung Fu Chicken Noodle just kicked Stone Cold in the forehead which literally had to knock him out cold…
Rhino:Kung Fu with the cover… Kiss him goodnight…………………… 1…………………………….. 2………………………………. 3……………………… NO! KICK OUT!
Mark:How the hell!?
Rhino:I don’t know but it is Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Mark:Kung Fu tauning Austin with a slap upside the head now…
Rhino:Chicken Noodle tags Dr. Cube back into the match…
Mark:Dr. Cube hits an elbow drop before Austin can get to Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:But look at that! Austin is up shaking his head…
Mark:He just gave Dr. Cube the one finger salute… TAG TO RVD! RVD IS IN!
Rhino:The crowd is going crazy as RVD hammers some high right hands on Dr. Cube…
Mark:Kung Fu Chicken Noodle goes for a boot…
Rhino:Van Daminator by Rob Van Dam… Now Dr. Cube is back…
Mark:Rob Van Dam leap frogs Cube… Stone Cold out of nowhere with a kick to the gut… STUNNER!
Rhino:How the hell did Stone Cold mustare the strength!?
Mark:I don’t know that either but RVD with a front dropkick… Chicken Noodle stumbles…
Rhino:He falls and RVD is looking at the crowd…
Mark:He leaps up on the top rope… FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH BY ROB VAN DAM!
Rhino:What elevation!
Mark:Here is the cover.. 1…………………. 2………………………………….. 3…….IT’S OVER!
PA Announcer:Ladies and genltemen here are your winners… ROD VAN DAM & STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN… HIGH N’ HAMMERED…
Rhino:The Tag Team Champions continue to roll on here tonight…
Mark:High N Hammered are starting to make one hell of a team…Lets get back to our next contest…
Doug Kinsella vs Aaron Marx
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall.. Introducing first… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Manhattan, Ny…Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The Only Sure Thing in Sports Entertainment… AARON MARX…
(“Accidents” plays as Aaron Marx enters the arena…)
Mark:Aaron Marx is upset after losing the EWA Television Championship at Glory…
Rhino:Many say that Aaron Marx is more talented than the current EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Aaron Marx with right hands to Doug Kinsella backing him up in to the ropes… Aaron Marx whips Doug Kinsella in to ropes… Kinsella comes off… Back Elbow to the side of the head…
Rhino:This match up was ordered by EWA Vice President Shane McMahon…
Mark:Aaron Marx is doing the dirty work for Shane McMahon as he now scoops up and slam Doug Kinsella down to the canvas…
Rhino:Marx is going out to the ring apron…
Mark:Slingshot Elbow Drop from the outside of the ring down on to Doug Kinsella by Aaron Marx… Aaron Marx goes for the cover on Doug Kinsella 1………………………2………………Kick out by Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now up in the corner…
Mark:Aaron Marx scoops up Doug Kinsella and ties him up in the tree of woe…
Rhino:Kinsella is in a bad way right now…
Mark:Running Baseball slide right in to the head of Doug Kinsella by Sports Entertainments Only Sure Thing…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is in charge of this match up…
Mark:Aaron Marx hooks up Doug Kinsella for a vertical suplex…The Fallout!
Rhino:A Suplex in to a Neckbreaker by Aaron Marx and Kinsella has been laid out…
Mark:Aaron Marx goes for another cover 1……………………….2………………..Kickout again by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has been unable to get out of the box here in the early going of this match up as it has been all Aaron Marx…
Mark:Aaron Marx puts Doug Kinsella up on the top rope…
Rhino:Kinsella is in trouble now…
Mark:Headbutt by Kinsella knocking Aaron Marx off the top rope…
Rhino:That was one hell of a headbutt that caught Aaron Marx square in the head…
Mark:Kinsella standing on the top rope… Aaron Marx gets up on to his feet… Missle Dropkick by Doug Kinsella connects to Aaron Marx…
Rhino:What a dropkick as he caught Aaron Marx real good…
Mark:Kinsella goes for a cover 1…………………..2……………….Kickout by Aaron Marx…
Rhino:Aaron Marx gets up on to his feet…
Mark:Flashback by Kinsella as he now grabs on to the leg of Aaron Marx for the cover 1……………………..2……… Marx kicks out…
Rhino:Doug is starting to take control of this match up…
Mark:Aaron Marx is back up… Kinsella hooks him up… DK Slam… As he dropped Aaron Marx in to the mat and dropped his elbow in to the midsection as well…
Rhino:Thats a way to knock the wind right out of someone…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now on the ring apron…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has something planned…
Mark:Springboard FROG SPLASH!
Rhino:What a move that was…
Mark:Impressive move by Doug Kinsella as he now goes for the cover 1……………………….2……………….3…NO! Aaron Marx gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close fall right there…
Mark:Aaron Marx is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet… Doug Kinsella grabs Aaron Marx… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Nice Suplex…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now goes for another cover 1………………………..2…………………Kickout again by Aaron Marx…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now climbing up to the top rope…
Mark:Kinsella is taking a chance… FROG SPLASH! NO! Doug Kinsella crashed right in to the mat…
Rhino:Kinsella took a chance and it backfired…
Mark:Aaron Marx now back on his feet… Marx charges… Head on Collision! to Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is starting to get in to a little bit of a groove…
Mark:Aaron Marx is now waiting for Doug Kinsella to get up on to his feet…Springboard… TURNING POINT!
Rhino:Nice move by Aaron Marx…
Mark:Aaron Marx goes for the cover 1………………………..2………………………..3…NO! Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close one for Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Aaron Marx now hooks up Doug Kinsella… Brianbuster by Aaron Marx dropping Doug Kinsella on his head…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Marx is up on the top rope… X MARX! NO! Doug Kinsella rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Kinsella is now back up on to his feet…
Mark:Aaron Marx is staggering back up on to his feet… FINAL TOUCH!
Rhino:Thats Gonna Be it right there…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the cover 1…………………….2…………….3………NO! The Camera Man for Aaron Marx put his foot on the middle rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella cant believe it…
Mark:Aaron Marx’s camera man is on the apron…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just hammered him with a big right hand knocking him off the apron…
Mark:The referee is distracted…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in the ring…
Mark:SPEAR! By Big Daddy Ace laying out Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is on the ramp and smiling…
Mark:Aaron Marx now climbing the top rope… X MARX!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it right there…
Mark:Aaron Marx hooks the leg 1……………………2………………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AARON MARX…
Rhino:Shane McMahon has come down to the ring…
Mark:Ace and McMahon are standing over a fallen Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Shane McMahon just asked for a microphone and I guess we are going to hear the Big Announcement that Shane McMahon has planned…
Shane:Poor Poor Dougie… You seem to be coming up on the short end of the stick lately… And you have been spending alot of time flat on your back looking up at the lights and well… Its gonna continue at Halloween Hellraiser… Because at Halloween Hellraiser it will be… Doug Kinsella going One on One… With BIG DADDY ACE… In a Trick or Treat Match…But you see thats not all Doug… Because I know that you want to be a champion so badly… Im going to give you a shot to become a champion at Saturday Night Torture…
Rhino:I thought Shane wasnt giving him any title shots?
Mark:Looks like he is…
Shane:At Saturday Night Torture… High N Hammered will defend the EWA Tag Team Titles against… Doug Kinsella and his partner…
Rhino:Who is his partner?
Shane:BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:WHAT?
Mark:You have got to be kidding me… Doug Kinsella and Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Talk about an Unlikely Tag Team…
Shane:So Doug… Enjoy this chance…Who knows… You may even get lucky… Now before I forget… Also at Saturday Night Torture… It will be a Six Person Tag Team Match… Featuring all Six Participants in the Haunted House Match… As Subway, Brian Henderson and Megumi Kudo team up to face Triple H, Lone Jobber & William McConnell… We will see you at Saturday Night Torture…Its going to be one UNHOLY NIGHT…
Rhino:Shane is leaving with a big smile on his face…
Mark:That he is… As we now head in to Saturday Night Torture with two huge matches… Right now lets go out to the Parking Lot for our next contest…
Parking Lot Brawl
Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson vs Lone Jobber
Mark:Our cameras are now outside of the arena here in Hartford as we focus in on the Parking Lot…
Rhino:This is gonna be a fight… You need to remember these two men beat the Champion & Challenger going in to Glory a couple of weeks ago…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson and Lone Jobber are now in the circle pit that has been setup in the parking lot…
Rhino:They look ready to go Mark…
Mark:There they go… Right hands back and forth by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson and Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Half Dollar is backing Lone Jobber up now with the right hands in to the side of a car…
Mark:Lone Jobber ducks a right hand and Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson hits the top of car… Lone Jobber now grabs Henderson by the head and rams him face first in to the hood of the car…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is now in trouble…
Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up and slams Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson on to the hood of the car…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is climbing up the other side of the car…
Mark:Splash from the top of the car right down on to Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Lone Jobber is on top and its a cover 1…………………2………. Henderson kicks out…
Rhino:What is Lone Jobber thinking right now?
Mark:Lone Jobber slides off the car and is now opening another car’s door and is looking for something inside the car…
Rhino:Lone Jobber doesnt see Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson right now…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson kicks the door shut right on the head of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Thats gonna scramble some brain cells…
Mark:Henderson now pops the trunk of that car and is now bringing Lone Jobber to the back of the car… Henderson lays Lone Jobber half way in to the trunk of the car and he slams it shut across the back of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Good God that has to hurt…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson pulls Lone Jobber out of the car and just slams him down on to the concrete…
Rhino:Henderson is looking around at the surroundings trying to figure out his next move…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson brings Lone Jobber towards another car… Lone Jobber hits him in the ribs and stops himself from going in to the window… Lone Jobber goes to ram his head in to the window… This time Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson blocks and now he whips Lone Jobber across the parking lot in to the another car door…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now staggering on his feet…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson grabs him and now throws him face first in to the window…
Rhino:Lone Jobber now looks to be busted open after going through the window…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson with a school boy now 1………………………..2……………..Kickout by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is now looking inside the open trunk and is pulling out the spare tire…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up on his feet… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson charges… Lone Jobber ducks the tire shot and now connects with a running enziguri…
Rhino:Lone Jobber now has the spare tire…
Mark:Lone Jobber drops the tire downstairs on to Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:You were very kind by saying downstairs…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now grabbing a tire iron…
Rhino:This might not be good for Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Mark:Henderson gets up and gets nailed right in the midsection with the tire iron… Lone Jobber connects with a DDT driving Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson in to the concrete…
Rhino:Henderson could be out…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a cover 1………………………2………………….3….NO! Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now pulling Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson up on top of the pickup truck…
Mark:Lone Jobber is looking to do some real damage…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is in trouble right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks him up for a piledriver… Lone Jobber goes for it… Blocked and Lone Jobber gets back dropped right in to the flat bed of the truck…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is not looking good right now after having the advantage moments ago…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson now on the bed of the truck as he now looking to take down Lone Jobber…
Rhino:This could be it for the Jobber now…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson goes for a powerbomb… Lone Jobber fighting it with right hands…
Rhino:Can Lone Jobber get out of it…
Mark:HurricanJobber…
Rhino:Half Dollar has an arm…
Mark:He pulls him through… POCKET CHANGE!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:There are no ropes to save Lone Jobber…LONE JOBBER TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON…
Rhino:Lone Jobber had no where to go… He had to Tap Out…
Mark:We now go from the Parking Lot to the Boiler Room… For our next contest…
Boiler Room Brawl
Triple H vs Subway
Mark:We have moved inside the arena from the parking lot to the Boiler Room… Where Triple H is set to do battle with The X-Core Soldier Subway…
Rhino:Subway is already in the Boiler Room we have been told…
Mark:You see Triple H opening the Boiler Room Door getting ready to enter…
Rhino:The way to win is by escaping the Boiler Room on the other side of the Boiler Room…
Mark:Triple H searching around in the dark Boiler Room and Look Out… From behind Subway attacks Triple H…
Rhino:The Game didnt see him coming at all…
Mark:Subway now on top of the Game and he is just hammering Triple H with straight right hands… The Game is trying to cover up as best as he can…
Rhino:Subway is on a mission and his mission is to become the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Subway now grabs a 2×4 as Triple H pushes himself up off the floor and Subway breaks it right across the back of the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:The Game right now is in some trouble after taking the 2×4 right across the back…
Mark:Subway now grabs The Game by the hair and throws him face first in to the wall…
Rhino:He went face first in to the concrete and The Game isnt in good shape as he starts turning around…
Mark:Big uppercut by Subway knocking down The Game…
Rhino:Subway is now looking around the Boiler Room for something…
Mark:Subway picks up a crate..Subway charges at The Game… Triple H with a side step and Subway goes face first in to the wooden crate…
Rhino:The Game picks up a metal pole…
Mark:Pole to the back of the X-Core Soldier… Triple H now with the pole and he is just pulling back on the throat of Subway iwth the pole…
Rhino:Triple H is choking the life out of Subway at the moment and there is no referee to come in and stop The Game from doing it…
Mark:Look at the face of Subway his face is really red…
Rhino:Thats not a good sign…
Mark:Triple H lets him go as now as he starts walking around the boiler room…
Rhino:Subway is getting up on his feet slowly…
Mark:Triple H now scoops him up and throws him head first right in to the boiler…
Rhino:Subway is holding right on to his head after that shot…
Mark:The Game now moving some of the crates around as he has something in mind for the X-Core Soldier…
Rhino:Triple H has that look in his eye that he is looking to do some damage…
Mark;The Game now picks up Subway and is bringing him over to the crates… Triple H has him up… SPINEBUSTER! Through the Wooden Crates…
Rhino:Subway is not moving right now after going through about five crates…
Mark:The Game now walking towards the exit of the boiler room…
Rhino:Triple H knows that he has a small window before Subway is able to recover and he is using it right now…
Mark:Triple H stops and is now looking back to see if he can see Subway and Triple H has a weird look on his face…
Rhino:I think he noticed that Subway isnt where he left him…
Mark:Triple H is now walking back towards the crates…
Rhino:If I were Triple H I would have just walked out of the Boiler Room and forgotten about Subway…
Mark:Big Cloud of Smoke from the Fire Extinguisher as Subway blasts The Game in the face…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to wipe his eyes from the Fire Extinguisher smoke…
Mark:Fire Extinguisher right to the head laying out The Game did the X-Core Soldier…
Rhino:Subway is now looking to do some more damage to The Game…
Mark:Triple H is getting back up on his feet… Subway hooks him up… Double Arm DDT right in to the Concrete Floor…
Rhino:Subway is now the one heading towards the Boiler Room Door trying to escape the Boiler Room…
Mark:Subway is walking up to the Door… From behind Triple H clips the leg of Subway…
Rhino:Triple H is now pulling Subway away from the door…
Mark:Triple H rams Subway in to the wall…
Rhino:The Game is now the one going after the door…
Mark:Triple H is turning the door knob and the door is open…
Rhino:All The Game has to do is walk through the door…
Mark:Here comes Subway… SUBLINE! NO! Ducked By The Game… Subway is out The Door… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY…
Rhino:That was the strangest ending I have ever seen…
Mark:Subway went for a move and missed but because he did he was able to escape the Boiler Room…
Rhino:The Game is pissed but he couldnt do anything about it…
Mark:Triple H from behind attacks Subway with a clothesline…
Rhino:Triple H can not believe what just happened…
Mark:The Game is now setting Subway up for the Pedigree…
Rhino:Here come officials…
Mark:Officials are pulling The Game off of Subway before he can hit the Pedigree… But this was strange Rhino…
Rhino:Very Strange… But it is a win for Subway…
Mark:Yes it is… Its a victory over the champ… Right now its time to come back in to the arena for our Main Event…
EWA Television Championship Tacks, Lead Pipes & Crowbars Match
Goldberg(c) vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the EWA Television Championship and is a Tacks, Lead Pipes & Crowbars Match… Introducing first… The Challenger… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(“Warning” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta, Ga…Weighing in at 285 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… GOLDBERG…
(“Invasion” plays as Goldberg enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Demon Child gets right up in the face of Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg is just staring him down…
Mark:Demon Child slaps Goldberg right in the face and Goldberg is not happy about it…
Rhino:No he isnt…
Mark:Goldberg Pie Faces Demon Child as he pushes him backwards in to the ropes… Demon Child comes right from the ropes and goes for a Clothesline on Goldberg… Goldberg ducks the clothesline and hammers Demon Child with right hands…
Rhino:Goldberg is just opening up on Demon Child…
Mark:Goldberg with an underhook and starts driving his knees in to the ribs of Demon Child backing him up in to the corner… Goldberg stands him up and continues to drive his knee in to the ribs of Demon Child…
Rhino:Goldberg is just one powerful man…
Mark:Goldberg with an irish whip sending Demon Child in to the corner…Goldberg follows him in… Demon Child moves and Goldberg crashes in to the corner… From behind Demon Child hooks up Goldberg and drops him with a belly to back suplex…
Rhino:Goldberg was dropped right on the back of his head…
Mark:Demon Child now scoops up and slams Goldberg straight down as he rolls to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child is picking up a lead pipe…
Mark:Demon Child rolls back in to the ring and drives the lead pipe right in to the ribs of Goldberg… Demon Child continues to drive the pipe in to the ribs of the Television Champion…
Rhino:Demon Child is being real aggressive with the leadpipe…
Mark:Demon Child now begins choking Goldberg with the pipe…
Rhino:Goldberg is trying to fight Demon Child off and is able to before he could really put the choke on…
Mark:Demon Child now waits for Goldberg to get back up on his feet…Kick to the midsection and Demon Child connects with a DDT… Demon Child goes for the cover 1…………………….2……………Kickout by Goldberg…
Rhino:Demon Child back out of the ring and is bringing the crowbar in to the ring…
Mark:Demon Child has the crowbar and is now driving it right in to the ribs of Goldberg… Demon Child now hooks up Goldberg and drops him with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:The TV Champ is in some real trouble right now…
Mark:Demon Child now has the bag of tacks and is spreading them on the canvas…
Rhino:Demon Child is now backing Goldberg up in to the corner…
Mark:Goldberg is now placed on the top rope…
Rhino:This will not be good for the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Superplex… NO! Goldberg with a headbutt knocking Demon Child off the ropes and right in to the thumbtacks…
Rhino:Look at the pain on the face of Demon Child…
Mark:Goldberg now comes off the ropes and begins to stomp Demon Child back down in to the thumbtacks…
Rhino:That has to really really hurt…
Mark:Goldberg now grabs the leadpipe….
Rhino:Demon Child is struggling to his feet…
Mark:Lead Pipe right to the head by Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg had a full head of steam as he laid out Demon Child…
Mark:Goldberg now lining up Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:SPEAR! By Goldberg…
Rhino:I think this is going to be the end of Demon Child…
Mark:Goldberg begins dumping out another bag of Thumbtacks as Demon Child staggers up on to his feet…
Rhino:Jackhammer time…
Mark:Demon blocks… DEMON DROP! NO! Goldberg pushes through in to the ropes… Goldberg hooks him up again… JACKHAMMER IN THE THUMBTACKS!
Rhino:Good Gawd!
Mark:Goldberg hooks the leg 1……………………….2……………….3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and still EWA Television Champion… GOLDBERG…
Rhino:Goldberg is victorious…
Mark:Who is next for Goldberg… We will see at Saturday Night Torture…Two Huge Unholy Matches… We will see you there… GOOD NIGHT! Check eWazone.com for Late Breaking News… See you in Philly… For SATURDAY NIGHT TORTURE!