Unholy Alliances 2006

Mark:Welcome to McMahon Stadium… How weird is that? And welcome to EWA Unholy Alliances… Here in Calgary, Alberta Canada…I am Mark… He is Rhino and we are going to be presenting you Four Exciting Unholy Alliances Matches…

Rhino:This is going to be a strange night and it is weird being here at McMahon Stadium…

Mark:Our Main Event is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship as Big Daddy Ace teams up with Megumi Kudo against Doug Kinsella and Triple H…

Rhino:Triple H just broke the arm of Doug Kinsella… And now they have to team up…

Mark:Also here tonight we will have a Be Your Own Boss Match as Shane McMahon and Kurt Angle represent the EWA against Vince McMahon of the EWW and William McConnell of the BPU…

Rhino:Thats a bunch of egos right there…

Mark:Its going to be an interesting night… But lets get started with the return of HBK to Canada…

Heidenreich & Myst vs Shawn Michaels and Jason Cain

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Unholy Alliance Match is set for one fall… Introducing First… Team Number One… From Raleigh, North Carolina… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… Part of the Chaotic Cult… MYST…

(“Adrenaline” plays as Myst enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His tag team partner… From New Orleans, La… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… HEIDENREICH…

(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponents… Team Number Two… From Regina, Saskatchewan… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… JASON CAIN…

(“Ultra Violet” plays as Jason Cain enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And his tag team partner… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell has sounded and this match up is under way… It looks like the new comer Myst will start things out for his team…

Rhino:Jason Cain and Shawn Michaels are trying to decide who is going to start from them…

Mark:It looks like Jason Cain he is as this is his home country… Jason Cain and Myst lock up in a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Jason Cain is backing Myst up in to the corner…

Mark:The referee is trying to pull Jason Cain off of Myst… Big right hand by Jason Cain…

Rhino:The fans went wild for that big right hand….

Mark:Jason Cain now brings him out of the corner and nails him with a front face suplex… Myst gets up on his knees… Running Dropkick by Jason Cain…

Rhino:The fans approve of the actions by Jason Cain…

Mark:Jason Cain now whips Myst in to the ropes… Myst comes off the ropes…Jason Cain goes for a flying clothesline… Myst ducks right out of the way…

Rhino:Myst saw the move coming and got right out of the way…

Mark:Jason Cain gets back up on his feet and gets taken out with a clothesline… Jason Cain gets up and gets knocked down with another clothesline…

Rhino:Myst is starting to build momentum…

Mark:Myst scoops up and slams Jason Cain down to the canvas…

Rhino:Heidenreich just reached over and tagged himself in…

Mark:Heidenreich whips Jason Cain in to the corner and connects with a running clothesline…Jason Cain staggers out of the corner and Heidenreich connects with a side walk slam…

Rhino:Heidenreich just dropped Jason Cain in to the mat…

Mark:Leg Drop by Heidenreich as he now goes for a cover 1…………………….2………………..Jason Cain gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:If Jason Cain gets in to real trouble do you think Shawn Michaels is going to come in and help him out?

Mark:Thats a good question… The BPU are the Number One Contenders for the EWA Tag Team Championship and right now they are tag team partners…

Rhino:Jason Cain is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Heidenreich scoops up Jason Cain and puts him up on his shoulder… Jason Cain slides off the shoulder of Heidenreich… Release German Suplex by Jason Cain…

Rhino:Jason Cain needs to make a tag to The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Heidenreich is looking over at his corner and tags in Myst…

Rhino:Jason Cain is crawling over to Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn’s hand is out and he takes the tag from Jason Cain…

Rhino:Here comes Myst…

Mark:Right hands by Shawn Michaels to Myst…Atomic Drop by HBK to Myst…

Rhino:Myst is staggering around…

Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up Myst and slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading to the top rope…

Mark:Myst is getting back up on his feet… Moonsault by Shawn Michaels landing on Myst… Cover 1………………2………………… Kickout by Myst…

Rhino:What is Shawn Michaels doing now?

Mark:Shawn Michaels has Myst by the legs…

Rhino:No… Hes not doing that… No way…

Mark:Sharpshooter by Shawn Michaels to Myst and in all places… Calgary Alberta…

Rhino:The fans are booing Shawn Michaels out of the building right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels sits down on him but Myst is crawling to the ropes…

Rhino:Will Myst be able to get to the ropes…

Mark:Shawn Michaels has a smile on his face… But Myst is able to get to the ropes…

Rhino:These fans are really getting on Shawn Michaels now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now picks up Myst whips him in to the ropes…

Rhino:Blind Tag…

Mark:HBK comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm to Myst…

Rhino:Heidenreich is the legal man and he is coming in to the ring…

Mark:Shawn Michaels nips up… Big Boot by Heidenreich laying out Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels had no idea that boot was coming…

Mark:Heidenreich goes for the cover on Heidenreich 1……………………….2…………………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:The fans are chanting We Want Cain… We Want Cain…

Mark:Heidenreich now whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… POWER DUNK! NO! Shawn Michaels goes in to the a crucifix pin… 1……………………2…………… Heidenreich kicks out…

Rhino:Both men are getting up…

Mark:Heidenreich goes for a clothesline… Shawn Michaels ducks and he leaps and tags in Jason Cain…

Rhino:Jason Cain wasnt looking for the tag but got it from Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Myst just tagged himself in… Cain and Myst going back and forth with right hands…Myst sends Jason Cain in to the ropes…Myst ducks his head… Jason Cain puts on the breaks and kicks him right in the head…

Rhino:Myst is staggering around…

Mark:SPEAR! And Jason Cain continues with right hands to Myst…

Rhino:The fans here in Canada want to see Jason Cain finish off Myst…

Mark:Myst is staggering up on to his feet… Jason Cain hooks him up… UP AND OVER!

Rhino:Myst is out…

Mark:Jason Cain goes for the cover 1………………………….2……………………..3…….NO! Heidenreich came in and pulled Jason Cain off…

Rhino:Here comes Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn Michaels just clotheslined Heidenreich over the top rope and to the floor goes Heidenreich…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels just skinned the cat and comes back in to the ring…

Mark:Jason Cain is now heading to the top rope… Frog Splash by Jason Cain… Myst rolled out of the way…

Rhino:Jason Cain crashed and burned…

Mark:Myst now hooks up Jason Cain…THE MYST EFFECT! NO! Jason Cain gets out…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels reaches out and tags himself in…

Mark:The fans here in Calgary didnt like that… Myst charges at Shawn Michaels…Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline… Myst turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:Myst has been knocked out…

Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for the cover 1………………………….2……………….3………..ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners SHAWN MICHAELS and JASON CAIN…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels picked up the win for his team and now Jason Cain and Shawn Michaels are face to face in the center of the ring…

Mark:The Tension is building between these two… We know the these two will collide for the EWA Tag Team Titles real soon… Shawn Michaels is leaving… Jason Cain goes to attack him… Shawn Michaels turns around and ducks the clothesline from Jason Cain… Right hands by HBK…

Rhino:The fans continue to boo Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Irish whip.. SWEET CHIN MUSIC! HBK laid out Jason Cain who tried to attack him…

Rhino:Two Dudes with Attitude versus the Blood Pride Union… That is going to be something to see with all of that history…

Mark:Right now lets go to a Thursday Night Chaos Preview…

(Thursday Night Chaos Preview)

Sting & Chaotic Cult vs Lone Jobber & Demon Child

Mark: We are back from that preview of Thursday Night Chaos that will surely have repercussions from Unholy Alliances and Rhino, I think maybe Jason Cain is recuperating from some chin music. If it wasn’t about the EWA Tag Team Championship, it is now.

Rhino:The Blood Pride Union has a tag shot in the bag…And with what just happened…Its probably going to happen real soon…Look up at the ramp… I cant believe my eyes… Is that who I think it is…

Mark: New music, same ol’ EWA President. I never get used to how absolutely huge Omega is. He makes The Great Khali looks small as our president steps over the ropes with ease. Omega with a live mic? Uh-oh.

Omega: Long story real fuckin’ short. Didn’t like that ref stuff in that last match so I’m gonna ref all the matches from here on out. Get the bastards down here now and let’s do this.

Mark: We’ve now got the world’s biggest president calling all the matches as the world’s biggest referee. This can’t be good for ANYONE, Rhino.

Rhino:With Omega around, things are always are interesting and people are always on their toes… But it seems like Demon Child is ready to come down to the ring…As I hear his familiar tune starting to play in the arena now and he is looking to get back in the win column…

Mark: Demon’s just looking to get back period. He’s got a slow start but at least he’s trying. An “A” for effort. How do you think he and Jobber will really get along, Rhino?

Rhino:Its gonna be real interesting to see what kind of team work they have as every time they have been in the ring, Lone Jobber seems to have his number…Speaking of Lone Jobber… “I want it all” is playing which means Mr. EWA and the host of KJOB on EWA Radio is on his way to the ring…

Mark: This is going to be real interesting. Jobber has been talking smack about everyone in the EWA and it’s gonna be real interesting to see what happens when he doesn’t have the safety of a room now. He hasn’t talked about us yet, has he, Rhino? What did he say about Demon?

Rhino:Lets just say they werent too kind of words… But you can see the arguing already taking place between the two… But some bitch is about to get smacked up…As the theme of The Chaotic Cult starts to play and it looks like Subway is going to be the man representing the Cult in the match… But you always have to be aware of other Cult Members coming down during this match up…

Mark: Unholy Alliances is all about the hidden agenda of “keeping your enemy closer” and Subway wants Sting right there so that he can try something. Subway in the ring still injured from that violent series with Megumi Kudo and that’s something that Jobber and Demon have over him because he’s….DAMN IT! THE LIGHTS GO OUT AGAIN! Oh. They’re flashing. Where is Sting, Rhino?

Rhino:The Spotlight is looking for him… I just cant see him… Its just too damn dark in this arena right now… Wait just a second…Here he comes out from the curtain…

Mark: And he better hurry down as Jobber and Demon may not like one another but they are jumping Subway! Here comes Sting! Jobber gets a bat shot! Demon gets a bat shot! Sting is cleaning house! They use to call him Steve Borden,now they call him BATMAN!

Rhino:Sting with hard chops to the chest of Demon Child as the crowd goes Woooo! for The Stinger as he changes the two on one to a two on two as Subway gets back up and now the Lone Jobber and Demon Child have been taken out of the ring by Sting and Subway… But look at those two face to face in the ring…

Mark: Sting and Subway arguing with each other and WHOA. Look at that. Subway got shoved from behind by Referee Omega and Subway “accidentally” knock Sting down. Opps? That sure was an accident and this is opposite day.

Rhino:Sting just gave Subway a dirty look and Subway gave Omega one… By the only one Smiling is Omega… However, Demon Child has just walk up the steps and back in to the ring… Subway stepped outside of the ring and on to the apron and told Sting to start this match…

Mark: So now we got Sting and Demon starting out. Collar and elbow tie-up and Sting with a shove off. Demon off the mat as Sting showing off that strength he’s had for years with the double biceps flex. Might want to try something else, Demon.

Rhino:-Demon Child and Sting hooked up again and it looks like Demon Child is going behind Sting this time and Sting just nailed him in the head with an elbow…Listen to those hard chops lighting up the chest of Demon Child…

Mark: Sting lighting Demon up and Jobber doesn’t seem to mind his partner taking this early beating. Sting with an Irish Whip to the corner. STINGER SPLASH! Demon is realing and Sting follows up! Irish whip! STINGER SPLASH NUMBER 2! Stinger with a shout to the crowd looking to end this early and OOOOHHH! He gets Gored by Jobber in almost a low blow and Sting goes down in a heap as Lone Jobber goes back in his corner. I didn’t even see Omega try to stop him. Must be because he’s too busy drinking during the match.

Rhino:Why would Omega stop him? Omega is only here to make the three count… Not to enforce the rules… Demon Child is now hooking up Sting…Tornado DDT and he was drilled in to the canvas…

Mark: And that low shot has just changed the complexion of this match as Demon’s got all the cockyness in the world and oh no! Can it be! Demon locks in a Scorpion Deathlock! You can call it that or Sharpshooter but Demon has it on Sting!

Rhino:Thats an insult right there by Demon Child… No respect to a legend… Subway is coming in to the ring and is looking like he is going to break it up…Omega gets up in Subway’s face and Lone Jobber just stepped in and raked Demon Child in the eyes… Why did he do that?

Mark: Omega is supposed to be a ref! Not helping out! He just gave Subway that beer bottle and cracked it right over the head of the blinded Demon! I guess that’s one way to break things up! Huh? Subway just dragged Sting near their corner and he makes the tag if you can call it that and now, Subway’s in the ring and that beer bottle had drawn blood.

Rhino:Subway sure knows how to pick his spots as Lone Jobber doesnt even look concerned for his tag team partner in this match…Subway with forearms right to the head… What is he doing now? Is Subway biting Demon’s forehead?

Mark: Subway taking a bite out of Demon Child and Demon has been fighting basically on his back here and Subway picking Demon up! What the hell? Throws him so that he can tag Jobber. Will Jobber make the tag?

Rhino:Lone Jobber is looking at Demon Child and he turns his back on him as he drops off the apron… It seems like Lone Jobber wants no part in helping out Demon Child… Subway whips Demon Child in to his corner and is looking right at Sting…

Mark: Subway told Sting something. Subway with a STINGER SPLASH! Aw man! Subway whips Demon into the opposite corner! Another NO! Demon got pushed out the way by Jobber! Did Jobber just make a blind tag there? Somebody give me an instant replay here! Well, Rhino, right there on the Extreme Flashback, you see that Jobber does make the tag to Demon. Now, we’re back in the ring with Jobber putting the boots to Subway now and where’s Omega going? Under the ring? What’s he looking for?

Rhino:Could he be looking for more beer? Wait no… Not beer… He has found the most famous EWA Weapon… The PS2…

Mark: And it’s not just that! He tosses an X-Box 360 in there! Was that a PS3 and Nintendo Wii tossed in there? Where the hell did Omega get those? He did go to E3. He must’ve stolen them! DON’T USE THEM, JOBBER! Subway’s about to get a next-generation console beat-down!

Rhino:PS3 Pieces everywhere… As Subway just got leveled… It looks like Subway is trying to shake off that blow… Lone Jobber is hooking up Subway…Double Arm DDT on the XBOX 360 and now Lone Jobber tags Demon Child back in… Demon didnt want that tag… But he is now the legal man and Omega is telling him to get in the ring…

Mark: And Demon gets back in the ring. OH MAN! Demon just leveled Jobber with a slap and Omega signals that it is a tag back in and here we go! Unholy Alliances blowing up as now, Jobber and Demon are fighting and yes, Subway is bleeding from taking that shot into the 360. Once again, the Nintendo system is the toughest one built as it has yet to be used. Damn, I wanted that clear black $600 PS3.

Rhino:Subway is staggering backwards and he just staggered in to Sting and Omega is calling that a tag…Lone Jobber just dropped Demon Child with a DDT before rolling him to the ring apron… Lone Jobber doesnt see Sting behind him…

Mark: It’s getting harder and harder to keep score here. Jobber turns around and Sting says bring it! Jobber landing shots but Sting not feeling them at all! Sting with a kick to the stomach! Irish whip and a HUGE backtoss! Demon runs into a dropkick! Another one on Jobber! Sting is pumped up here, people!

Rhino:Sting with chops as he whips Lone Jobber in to the corner… It looks like we are getting a Stinger Splash…STINGER SPLASH! Lone Jobber moved but pulled Demon Child in to the splash… As Lone Jobber rolls out of the ring and is heading up the ramp…

Mark: Sting nails Demon and Demon goes down in a lump and Jobber just got grabbed from behind and tossed back to the ring by Omega! Not told! Tossed! Jobber kinda bounced on his ass a bit and he got up immediately yelling at the EWA President. Omega with that evil laugh and Subway with a bat shot right to Jobber! Look at Omega laughing at Jobber telling him “who’s the dummy now, bitch?” Sting ties up Demon in the ring! Right in the middle! Scorpion Deathlock! Demon is tapping but Omega’s not calling for the bell! What the hell? Subway getting in a position to hit Sting with his own bat and now he calls for the bell? Demon taps and Sting and Chaotic Cult wins but look out, Sting!

Rhino:Subway just leveled Sting with his own baseball bat and Subway has the evil smile on his face… Havok and Chaos are now making their way to the ring…Its Three on One in the ring… This is not good for Sting…

Mark: Sting becoming a victim of the numbers game of the Cult and LEX LUGER! I hear his music! Where is he? He’s not coming out the entryway! Subway tells Havok and Chaos to go back and Havok and Chaos are doing so. They disappear backstage and Luger’s music is still playing here. SUBWAY’S IN THE RACK! SUBWAY JUST GOT PUT IN THE TORTURE RACK AND HE’S GETTING HELD UP THERE FOREVER! Where in the hell did Lex come from, Rhino? Subway is tapping like crazy!

Rhino:I have never seen Subway tap out like that before… Here comes Havok and Chaos back out as Luger drops Subway and leaves the ring through the crowd…

Mark: With Sting as well as the Cult got caught off guard here tonight and here comes the EMT’s to pick up the pieces. Demon is down. Jobber is down. EMT’s are down as Subway is being helped out of here by the Cult. I wonder what Vince is going to say in all this?

Rhino:I have no idea… But I think its time to send it to a promo package about the Final Monthly Event… Final Salute-Tion as we get things cleared up…

(Final Salute-Tion Promo Package)

Be Your Own Boss Match
Shane McMahon & Kurt Angle vs William McConnell & Vince McMahon

Mark: Both Demon and Jobber refusing help from the EMT’s as they make their own way up the entryway. Demon just could not get anything going tonight as we leave this match with Omega still with that evil smile and Rhino, starting soon, the Be Your Own Boss Match

Rhino: Who will come out first of the Ego’s about to fill that ring? This will be interesting as we get ready the announcer is set. I can’t wait too see this.This will be a treat we got a special guest commentator..The Cerebral Assassin..The Game The King Of Kings Triple H!

(“The Game” plays in the arena as Triple H walks out to the announce table)

HHH:Move over fat ass… The Next World Champion needs his space…

(Rhino bites his lip)

Mark: Did you just read off Hunter? I guess Triple H is going to join us early before the main event. Triple H, what about this match made you want to come down and see it?

HHH:Well what do you think Mark… Im the Hottest Free Agent in Pro Wrestling Today and all of my potential employers are going to be in the ring…So it serves me to be out here to see who my next boss is going to be…

Rhino: Right NOW The Answer Plays over the Pa as William McConnell comes to the ring, walking slowly and taunting the fans excuse me Trips we got a Job to do..your Father In law is up next PYB’s partner.

HHH:The Answer is a man who I just beat for the World Heavyweight Championship in the Extreme Elimination Chamber… That was good times…

Mark: As we watch the representative of the BPU come down, I got to ask you something, Hunter. That very same large referee said in effect that you were somewhat a “paid assassin.” Does that have anything to do with why you’re down here right now?

Rhino: Good question Mark.

HHH:Being out here now is not to be the Assassin… Im just out here to scout talent… But if they look at me the wrong way while I am out here.. Things could change…

Rhino: No Chance Hits as the chants of ASSHOLE start and Pyb stops and looks at Vince shaking his head. Who is followed by Psycho and Bitch.Bitch is in tights and taped up she looks pumped up shadow boxing Vince is walking cocky as William gets inside the ring.

HHH:She looks like she wants to fight someone tonight…But look at that Tanned up Vince McMahon… Can you believe he is 60 Years Old…

Mark: Vince looks like he’s ready and he is already arguing to William of who the superior team is. Vince is saying EWW. PYB is saying BPU. I feel strange sitting here. I can’t help but wonder what’s going to happen.

Rhino: Oh it’s going to be a good one hope the senior citizen can last that long. I know he has his equalizer but PYB is a good and dirty player in the eWa Game.

(“Medal” plays as Kurt Angle comes out to boos)

HHH:There is only One Game in the EWA Rhino and you are looking at him… Listen to the crowd Chant You Suck… I have heard Rumors that he swings that way…Seems like the fans have as well… Which Angle doesnt like hearing…

Mark: You got to question the condition of Angle as this is his first match since becoming EWA Commissioner. I’ve heard that his injuries are beginning to bother him again. Will Angle be in fighting form tonight?

Rhino: I don’t think we will see the Angle of old but he still will get the job done by any means. He is dangerous and a bit of a loose cannon.To be honest I am shock he even showed up. He hasn’t impressed anyone lately.

HHH:He wears Red, White and Blue… But Shane questioned if he was wearing Yellow as well… But he has shown up…I have been in the ring with him and he is tough… But not better than The Game…

Mark: Here comes the money! Shane dancing his way down to the ring and how long have either of you been waiting for Shane and Vince to tear each other’s throats out?

HHH:They are McMahons… Of Course they will…

Rhino: Shane running to the ringside he grabs a chair so does Angle Look both chairs have eWa spray painted on them! They charge inside the ring swinging away! McMahon madness at McMahon Stadium!

HHH:They remind me of some ECW Tag team with those Chairs… Any clue Rhino?

Rhino: Axel and Balls the Chair Swinging Freaks

Mark: That’s the fastest I’ve ever seen a 60 year old move. Vince and William now forced to do some cooperation. Omega doesn’t seem impressed with the sudden EWA patriotism of Shane and Kurt. He even made a gagging motion.

HHH:It doesnt seem like PYB or Vince want to get in the ring right now… Maybe they are Yellow…

Rhino: psycho is pacing on the outside putting himself between Vince and the ring.

Mark: They aren’t the only ones getting along as both Shane and Kurt are trying to figure out who starts and both having a couple of words with Omega. Why’s he pointing to you, Triple H? Is he saying the both of them were with you in DX not too long ago? I’m not sure but it looks like Angle’s starting. Who’s gonna get in the ring with that wrestling machine?

HHH:Omega needs to stop the pointing and get down on his knees and just count to three… Because if he points up at me again… I’ll make sure I get his ass in the ring again and kick his ass like I always have… But this has nothing to do with DX… DX is Dead…

Rhino: Thank God for that….William gets in with Angle and looks confident after all Angles rusty as Vince’s undies! I wonder what where fixing…O boy off the ropes PYB with a Lionsault of types with a twist and Angle moves and laughs at him, but Possum PYB up fast with a drop kick to the ankle!

Mark: Angle went down in a hurry and PYB with a quick half crab here. How much of a mistake is this? You don’t try to submission wrestle with Angle!

HHH:Angle is one of the better Submission Wrestlers in History…But of course I could take him… Cause I am the King of Kings…

Mark: Angle powers out of the crab and William lands face first on the mat. What was that? A buzzer? Omega with a mic and tosses it to Kurt.

Angle: You want to try and make this a submission match? YOU GOT IT! For the next five minutes, I’m gonna make this a SUBMISSION MATCH!

HHH:Shocking… Really Shocking… Kurt Angle picks a Submission Match… I am just shocked…

Rhino: PYB gives the thumbs up, and they lock up Pyb with a standing arm bar! Pyb brings it back to a single arm wrench twist under and brings Kurt to a Knee.Pyb with a Kick to the head, Omega allows it. PYB Locks the arm now and hits the mat! He Wants him to tap..Omega?

Mark: Omega asking and Kurt not giving up. Kurt looking for a way out. This is trademark Angle. He knows his ways in and out of holds like this. Kurt back up but still in a reverse arm bar. Goes for an elbow. Doesn’t hit it well. Turns around. BELLY TO BELLY! Kurt with lightining speed getting out of that out and immediately goes into a front face lock! Man, that was fast!

HHH:In one quick second Kurt Angle can hit a move and you can feel the impact… That is what makes Kurt Angle the Wrestling Machine…

Rhino: PYB still fresh is making his way to his feet Kurt not letting go, switch to a double arm ddt!

Rhino: Angle is up fast and drops a short leg drop on the back of the head now going FOR THE ANKLE LOCK!

Mark: Angle’s got it in and you know how this move feels, Hunter! William’s holding on for dear life and look at Omega telling Angle to break the ankle!

HHH:Mark… Dont make me slap the taste out of your mouth…

Rhino: Psycho Bitch on the apron! Ref omega is looking at her Psycho With Boot to the back of the head helping break the hold!

HHH:Guess the next five minutes have started? As Vince just picked up the Mic…

Vince: It’s SHOOT TIME Psycho Bitch Get Kurt NOW!

Rhino: Psycho Bitch all over Kurt with rights and lefts to the jaw! Shes on top mounted and Angle blocking!

Mark: Shoot Time? With the recent “shooting” we had here, I don’t want to think about what that means. The DQ rule tossed completely out the window I believe. Psycho all over Angle and why did she just save Will McConnell?

HHH:Look at Vince whimping out and sending a woman in to do his dirty work… Shows what kind of man he is…

Rhino: Easy thats your father! Your Meal ticket Hunter! Cause Vince hates to lose mark and hes a man knows how and what needs to be done to get the job done. Psycho Bitch trying to get position on the Olympic Hero of the EWA!

Mark: Somebody get her out of the ring! She’s messing this whole match up! Will McConnell still doesn’t know why he got saved by Psycho Bitch but he tags in Vince and Kurt manages to tag in Shane! Vince and Shane! It’s about time! The McMahons in McMahon Stadium and Omega tosses the mic to Shane! Five minutes up already?

Shane:So lets see… What should I do… How about some good old STREET FIGHT…

HHH:Looks like its Violence for the sake of Violence…

Rhino: Psycho hits the ring, Angle is up…Vince charges Shane…Omega is like what the fuck happen..Psycko Kick to Omega!

Mark: Absolutely zero effect! I think Psycho may have hurt herself! Like kicking a brick wall. Omega spits at her direction and Vince and Shane are going at it! Shane with the shuffle and a hard right as Vince goes down!

Rhino: Vince and Shane in a school yard scrap roll right off the ring apron, T Bone suplex by Kurt on PYB!
Subway at the entrance and waves to psycho and Psycho Bitch what the hell there pointing at you HUNTER!

HHH:That one Ball Bastard doesnt want a part of me… He remembers what will happen if he gets in my face…Looks like Shane just picked up a trash can and Vince just felt it…

Mark: What did you head about Psycho I didn’t hear? I know Subway got shot but not Psycho. The echo of the steel can heard throughout McMahon Stadium and Vince begging off! Psycho Bitch runs in the ring again! Did she just twist her ankle? All that running around. Look at Omega pretending to care. He’s just getting a free look. PSYCHO KICK! Psycho Kick right to Omega and he goes over the….uh-oh. He landed on his feet and man, does he look pissed. Psycho and Psycho Bitch both jumping Shane and look at the big smile of Vince’s face!

Rhino: Buzzer sounded and PYB has the mic, psycho rips psycho Bitch off Shane and heads to Subways position.

PYB: Now it’s My Turn..CAIN ANGEL come on down!

HHH:There is plenty of Chaos in this match up… Im glad I am not apart of it… Did you see Kurt Angle knock Vince out with that trash can…Vince looks to be out in the corner… Kurt just put the trash can on his face… And where in the hell is Shane Going?

Rhino: COAST TO COAST AIR SHANE O MAC FROM ACROSS THE RING DE JA VU! AT MCMAHON STADIUM!

HHH:If I didnt blink… I could have sworn that was RVD…

Mark: The crowd going nuts and any advantage EWW had is now gone as Cain and Angel have even things up! They are holding off the psycho pair as this has come down to Shane and Vince one on one! Which McMahon is going to rule McMahon stadium tonight! Shane with a cover! One! Two! HOW IN THE HELL DID VINCE KICK OUT OF THAT?

Rhino: Subway is waving everyone out, CHAOS HAVOK KUBIAK….Cain and Angel double teaming Psycho! Cult pile on ANGLE! Shane with punches to the Mcmahon JAWBONE! PYB with a kick to back of the head of Shane and CLOSELINE nearly taking PYB’s head of by OMEGA!

HHH:Why would Omega do that? But look up at the ramp… Thats Shawn and Kev… What in the world they doing out here?

Rhino: Omega is pissed off and I think he wants to fight now! Nash and HBK all over Cain and Angel…

Mark: Omega went right back out of the ring and he’s got the mic. What now?

Rhino: Chaos SPEARS ANGEL! Havok and HBK double powerbomb on Cain! Whats omega going to do? Vince bleeding from mouth! this is Anarchy! mark!

HHH:There is tons of Chaos going on in the ring… Im glad I am not apart of it… What in the is going on now… Sting and Luger are going after the Cult…

Omega: You fuckers feelin’ froggy? EVERYBODY’S GETTIN’ JUMPED CAUSE MY RULE JUST WENT INTO EFFECT! Lower it! You! Fuckin’ Free Agent! Free your ass from that chair and go whip some ass!

HHH:Does he want me? He wants me in this match up…Fine here I come…

Mark: Lower it? Lower what? Omega just gave Triple H a sledgehammer and a Hell In The Cell is lowering! You gonna fight, Hunter? to fight or not to fight?

HHH:Wait Wait Wait…I just remember… I have more important things to take care of… Like winning MY WORLD TITLE BACK…

Rhino: Subway loves it and is running down to ringside, he yokes the sledgy off the wire and laughs at Hunter and climbs Up Up Up to the top! The entire Cult following behind as Sting and Luger in pursuit, as well as Angel!

(Hunter has left the table)

Rhino: Hunter just walked off! Vince is looking for help! Hes in the Cage! With Angle and Shane ….Omega Nash HBK…..Cain PYB its RUMBLE IN THE CELL! You know IPW use to have a Rage In the Cage bring your own weapons…

Subway: HERE I COME MOTHER FUCKERS! * he bashes in one section of the cell

Mark: Triple H leaving the ringside area as the cell has lowered and we’ve got just about everyone in the ring now! All fighting! This match has completely broken down! Omega’s out the ring with the microphone near with Subway bashing the cell door down.

Omega: I just I gotta say no contest but who fuckin’ cares? Big fuckin’ fight and I’m gettin’ a piece of all the ass in the ring.

Mark: No contest, Rhino! The EWA, EWW and BPU all fighting and who’s gonna stop the huge brawl in the ring?

Rhino: Stop it? why stop it let fight till they drop! Blood and fists cages shaking, a Insane guy on the cell doing god knows what, i dont think we got enough security to stop this.

(“The Game” plays in the arena…)

Rhino: Its the game is he back? Hes back down at the ramp, hes watching…..Crotch Chop! To Them All! Hbk and Nash look at each other…

Mark: HBK and Nash leaving the ring? What does this mean? I don’t know what to say as the fight is still going on but it is slowly coming to the ring as Omega is going one man army on everybody! I guess he has no choice! He has to clear the ring to make room for the main event! The cage is rising back up and now, the fight is spilling up the entryway and through the crowd!

Rhino: the Chaotic Cult standing around Vince ….we have a No Contest but up Next its time…to crown a King? Or a Queen?

Mark: And with the ring emptying with only Omega remaining, the flags are coming out and this means MAIN EVENT TIME!

EWA World Heayweight Championship White Canadian Flag Match
Big Daddy Ace(c) & Megumi Kudo vs Doug Kinsella & Triple H

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is an Unholy Alliances White Canadian Flag Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… Team Number One… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…

(“Pieces” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His Tag Team Partner… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Team Number Two… From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO…

(“It Came From Japan” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her Partner… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Part of the EWW… BIG DADDY ACE…

(“The Enemy” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Triple H are the ones starting this one out… Triple H slaps the World Heavyweight Champion right across the face…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just slapped him back…

Mark:Triple H smiles and they start trading right hands back and forth…

Rhino:They are slugging it out in the center of the ring…

Mark:Triple H backs Big Daddy Ace up in to the ropes before sending him in to the farside… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes and Triple H ducks his head and connects with a back body drop…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace went high in the air…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace gets back on his feet and Triple H takes him down with a clothesline…

Rhino:There are four flags hanging on the ring posts… Two Canadian and Two White Flags… Depending on which you use… Will determine the outcome of the match…

Mark:Triple H now gets on top of Big Daddy Ace and connects with right hands…

Rhino:The Game has been really more aggressive as of late as it started with his match up with Doug Kinsella…

Mark:You can see the cast on the arm of Doug Kinsella… Triple H grabs Big Daddy Ace by the head and is bringing him to his corner…

Rhino:What is he telling Doug to do?

Mark:What ever it was Doug said No…Triple H rams Big Daddy Ace’s head in to the cast of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Omega seemed to like that move by Triple H…

Mark:Triple H just tagged Doug in on the back…

Rhino:Omega says thats a legal tag…

Mark:You saw Doug was in pain when Ace’s head rammed in to his cast…Doug Kinsella comes in to the ring and nails Big Daddy Ace with forearms right to the head…

Rhino:Right now the World Champion has been on the defensive for the most part since this match up started…

Mark:Doug whips him in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… Ducks Doug’s clothesline… Doug turns around and gets nailed with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now opening up on Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Atomic Drop by Big Daddy Ace to Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug is staggering around…

Mark:Spinning Clothesline by Big Daddy Ace taking Doug Kinsella’s head off with that clothesline…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo just reached over and tagged herself in to the match up…

Mark:You can see Big Daddy Ace didnt like that…Megumi Kudo now comes in to the ring and steps right on the head of Doug Kinsella… Kudo wih a stiff kick right to the side of the head of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trying to shake off that kick to the head as he seems to be really shaken up…

Mark:Megumi Kudo now begins to choke at Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug is trying to fight her off with his one arm…

Mark:Megumi Kudo now whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Reversal by Doug Kinsella… Megumi Kudo comes off the ropes… Powerslam by Doug Kinsella driving Megumi Kudo in to the canvas…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is still shaking that kick off as he now taking control of Megumi Kudo…

Mark:With Omega looking on Doug Kinsella goes for a vertical suplex…Doug hooks her up… Megumi Kudo gets out and lands on her feet and pushes Doug Kinsella in to Triple H…

Rhino:Omega is calling that a tag and Triple H is now the legal man…

Mark:Triple H and Megumi Kudo are now face to face in the center of the ring…

Rhino:The last time these two were in the ring together Triple H pinned Megumi Kudo in the Extreme Elimination Chamber…

Mark:Triple H shoves Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo shoves Triple H right back…

Mark:You can see Triple H just trying to laugh it off…

Rhino:Omega wants to see more of it…

Mark:Triple H shoves her back again and she hits the ropes…

Rhino:This is starting to fire Megumi Kudo up…

Mark:Megumi Kudo pushes Triple H backwards and he hits the mat…

Rhino:Omega is laughing right at Triple H and Triple H doesnt like that…

Mark:Triple H stands up nails Megumi Kudo with a straight right hand…Triple H lifts up Megumi Kudo in the press slam…

Rhino:The Game is showing off his power…

Mark:Triple H drops Megumi Kudo straight in to the mat…

Rhino:She hit the canvas hard…

Mark:The Game now laughing and Omega is telling Triple H to get serious…The Game whips Megumi Kudo in to the ropes… The Game ducks his head… Megumi Kudo puts the breaks on and she kicks Triple H right in the head…

Rhino:The Game is staggering around…

Mark:DDT to Triple H by Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now grabbing the Canadian Flag from the corner…

Mark:Megumi Kudo wraps the flag around the neck of Triple H and begins to choke the life out of Triple H…

Rhino:The Game is trying to fight her off… Omega is laughing as Triple H tries to fight out of it…

Mark:Triple H is able to get her off of him and now gets back up on his feet…And tags Doug Kinsella right in his broken arm…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is back in the ring and Megumi is going right after him…

Mark:Kudo whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow right to the head of Kinsella…

Rhino:Megumi is now heading to the top rope…

Mark:Ace just tagged himself in as Megumi Kudo is standing on the top rope…

Rhino:Megumi is not too happy about that…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a running dropkick to Doug Kinsella… Doug in some trouble as he staggers up on to his feet…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is waiting for him to turn around…

Mark:Ace hooks him up… Brainbuster and Doug Kinsella gets dropped on his head…

Rhino:Ace just grabbed the white flag from the ring post…

Mark:Sharpshooter being applied by Big Daddy Ace as he now wraps the flag around the legs of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Will Doug Kinsella tap out like Megumi Kudo did last week…

Mark:Omega is asking Doug Kinsella… Doug Kinsella grabs the leg of Big Daddy Ace and counters the sharpshooter…

Rhino:Doug is trying to turn the Sharpshooter in to the figure four leg lock…

Mark:And thats what he did… Figure Four as Doug picks up the white flag with his left arm and wraps it around the foot of Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Why isnt Omega looking at Ace as Doug has him in the figure four…

Mark:Omega just yelled out… “I Must be too lazy took look… Ya Dumb Son of a bitch…”

Rhino:Why would he say that?

Mark:I dont know but Doug Kinsella is yelling at Omega…

Rhino:Omega is just looking around… Not looking at Doug…

Mark:Doug Kinsella unlooks the Figure Four and gets right up in the face of Omega…

Rhino:Omega is telling Doug to back down…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up…

Rhino:Omega is telling Doug to turn around…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR! DOUG MOVED! And Omega Got SPEARED by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Ace just looked down at Omega and said whatever….

Mark:Lefts by Doug Kinsella to Big Daddy Ace as he sends him in to the corner…Doug charges at Big Daddy Ace… Ace gets the boot up…

Rhino:Omega is getting back up…

Mark:Running Bulldog by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Omega doesnt look too happy…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now comes off the ropes…

Rhino:Blind Tag by Kudo…

Mark:Flying Shoulder Tackle by Big Daddy Ace to Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now on the top rope and is waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on her feet…

Mark:HurricanKudo… NO! POWERBOMB by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo just was drilled in to the canvas…

Mark:Doug is grabbing a Canadian Flag…

Rhino:What The Hell…

Mark:Omega just gave Big Daddy Ace a big boot right to the face and Big Daddy Ace just got knocked off the apron…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace hit his head on the guardrail and blood is starting to drip out of his nose…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now wrapping the Canadian Flag around the leg of Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Doug looks to be going for the Sharpshooter…

Mark:Doug has the sharpshooter locked in…

Rhino:Omega is not even checking on Megumi Kudo…

Mark:Triple H has just come in to the ring… Kick to the midsection of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:What the hell is going on?

Mark:PEDIGREE ON DOUG KINSELLA!

Rhino:Why in the hell did he just do that?

Mark:Triple H just told Doug Kinsella to suck it…

Rhino:Triple H is walking out of the ring…

Mark:He just told Omega to suck it as well… Triple H is leaving…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is starting to get back up to her feet…

Mark:Megumi Kudo grabs the canadian flag and wraps it on the broken right arm of Doug Kinsella… Kudo sits on the back of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug is out from the Pedigree…

Mark:Megumi Kudo pulls back on the broken arm of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:He is now screaming in pain…

Mark:Omega is right in the face of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Will Doug Kinsella tap out?

Mark:Megumi is pulling his arm back and Doug TAPS OUT! NEW CHAMPION!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion… MEGUMI KUDO…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo has finally done it…

Mark:Megumi Kudo is now the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Triple H did pedigree Doug Kinsella and Omega knocked out Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:The bottom line is that Megumi Kudo is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:How will we be able to deal with Megumi Kudo as the World Champion? We will have to find out at Thursday Night Chaos… Good Night Everyone… Megumi Kudo is CHAMPION!