Glory 2006
Mark:Welcome to Earls Court Exhibition Center… Welcome to London, England… And Welcome to the Biggest Show of the year for the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… Welcome to GLORY!
(Fireworks Go Off in Arena)
Mark:Dress in our Sunday Best for this Saturday Night here at ringside I am Mark alongside my tag team partner in crime Rhino…
Rhino:This cummberbun is too tight…
Mark:Well just deal with it… Because tonight is our Super Bowl… Because tonight besides the announcement of us going to a .com… We are providing you the EWA Fans with our very best and our Very Best starts with our Main Event…
Rhino:This is going to be one Hell of a match up… Triple H and William McConnell… It doesnt get any bigger than that…
Mark:The World Heavyweight Championship is on the line and it will be Hell in a Cell with Tables, Ladders and Chairs…
Rhino:Oh My…
Mark:Another match up that will have an impact on the EWA… Is Shane McMahon and Rob Parks… No Holds Barred…
Rhino:Many were shocked to see that Rob Parks was making his way to the arena tonight… But Rob will be here to fight for his company…
Mark:He is looking to take it to the Vertigo Limits as has stated… Will Shane McMahon get complete control of the EWA? We will find out tonight…
Rhino:This is just one loaded show from top to bottom…
Mark:It sure is… Everyone is here tonight and I expect alot of big things out of everyone… So lets get started with our opening contest here at Glory 2006 brought to you by eWazone.com…
Arcane vs The Retro Playa vs Darien Hacaga
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Carnival of Carnage… Weighing in at 336 Pounds… ARCANE…
(Arcane’s Theme Plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA…
(“Figure 09” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… THE RETRO PLAYA…
(“Play The Funky Music” plays as The Retro Playa enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has sounded and this match up is under way…
Rhino:This Arcane is huge…
Mark:He looks very impressive… Retro Playa and Darien looking at one another…
Rhino:They know that they may need to team up to take out Arcane…
Mark:Retro Playa and Darien start to charge… Retro Playa puts on the breaks and Darien gets nailed with a big boot from Arcane…
Rhino:Retro Playa tricked Darien in to going right after Arcane and Darien almost had his head taken fully off…
Mark:Darien gets scooped up and dropped face first on the top turnbuckle by Arcane…
Rhino:Retro Playa is tring to figure out how he is going to be able to handle this big man…
Mark:Darien rolls out of the ring… Retro Playa goes for a clothesline on to Arcane…
Rhino:Arcane is still up on his feet…
Mark:Retro Playa charges at him again and still nothing… Quick dropkick to the knee by Retro Playa… Playa now springs off the ropes… Crossbody… Caught in mid air…
Rhino:Retro Playa is in trouble now…
Mark:Running Powerslam by Arcane driving The Retro Playa right in to the canvas… Arcane with a cover 1……………..2………… Leg Drop from the top rope by Darien to Arcane…
Rhino:Darien really surprised Arcane with that leg drop…
Mark:Darien with Arcane on his knees… Drops him in to the mat with a hard DDT…
Rhino:Darien used the leverage and was able to drop Arcane right on his head…
Mark:Darien with a cover on Arcane 1…………………….2……………….Kickout by Arcane…
Rhino:Darien now trying to figure out what he is going to do next to the big man…
Mark:Darien comes off the ropes… Superkick by Retro Playa laying out Darien…
Rhino:That blindisded Darien…
Mark:Retro Playa covers Darien 1…………………..2……………….Kickout by Darien…
Rhino:The Retro Playa is now looking to take control of this contest…
Mark:Retro Playa now hooks up Darien in the corner…
Rhino:Darien is tied up in the tree of woe…
Mark:Running Dropkick by The Retro Playa connecting at the head of Darien…
Rhino:Darien is now in some trouble…
Mark:Heres the cover 1…………….2…………….. Arcane pulls The Retro Playa off of Darien…
Rhino:Arcane is backing Retro Playa up in the corner…
Mark:Arcane with an irish whip to Retro Playa sending him in to the corner…
Rhino:Arcane is lining up The Retro Playa…
Mark:Running Clothesline and Retro Playa is staggering out of the corner…Side Walk Slam by Arcane driving The Retro Playa in to the canvas…
Rhino:Arcane is now waiting for Retro Playa to get back on his feet…
Mark:SPIC KICK!
Rhino:Arcane just got knocked over the top rope with that Spic Kick…
Mark:Darien caught him from behind and he sent him to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Retro Playa is now getting back up…
Mark:Darien hooks up Retro Playa…Stalling Suplex in to a cutter by Darien…
Rhino:Impressive move…
Mark:Darien with a cover 1………………..2………………3……..NO! Retro Playa kicks out…
Rhino:Retro Playa is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Darien stomping his foot… Kick to the midsection… TWIST OF SPIC! NO! Countered… School Boy 1………………..2………………………..3……..NO!
Rhino:Retro Playa almost stole it…
Mark:Retro Playa ducks the clothesline… Kick to the midsection… CUTTING EDGE!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it right there…
Mark:Retro Playa hooks the leg 1………………………..2…………………………3………NO! Arcane pulls The Retro Playa out of the ring…
Rhino:They forgot about Arcane…
Mark:The Big Man hooks up The Retro Playa… Big Time Chokeslam driving Retro Playa down on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Arcane is making his way back in to the ring…
Mark:Darien staggers up on to his feet… Arcane goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Darien… SPIC KICK!
Rhino:Arcane is staggering…
Mark:Darien stomps… TWIST OF SPIC!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it…
Mark:Retro is down on the outside… Darien hooks the leg of Arcane 1………………………2………………..3….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DARIEN HACAGA…
Rhino:Big win for Darien here at Glory 2006…
Mark:Darien opens the show with a big win… More action to come… So lets not waste anymore time as we get to our next contest…
Demon Child vs Christian
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Captain Charisma… CHRISTIAN…
(“At Last” plays as Christian enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 269 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(“Warning” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Christian and Demon Child circling one another as they start this match up off…
Rhino:They are trying to feel each other out here in the early going…
Mark:Demon Child grabs Christian and has him locked in a side headlock… Christian trying to fight out of it as he nails Demon Child in the ribs with right hands…
Rhino:Demon Child isnt letting go just yet…
Mark:Christian tries to lift him up for a belly to back suplex… Demon counters and he is able to take Christian over with the side headlock…
Rhino:Demon was able to plant his weight on the ground not allowing Christian to drop him with the suplex…
Mark:Christian is getting worn down from the headlock as he slowly tries to fight out of it… Elbows to the ribs to break it up… Christian whips him in to the ropes… Leap Frog by Christian… Demon Child comes off the ropes as Christian turns around… Flying Shoulder Tackle by Demon Child…
Rhino:Nice move there as it sent Christian backwards near the ropes…
Mark:Christian now pulls himself back up by the ropes… Demon Child comes charging… Christian ducks the clothesline and back drops Demon Child over the ropes…
Rhino:Demon Child lands on the apron…
Mark:Both men fighting now with Demon on the apron…Demon pulls the hair of Christian as he now grabs him by the head and tries to ram Christian’s head in to the top turnbuckle… Christian blocks and he rams Demon Child’s head in to the ring post and Demon Child falls off the apron…
Rhino:Christian was able to counter and do a little bit of damage to Demon Child…
Mark:Christian goes to the outside of the ring and he whips Demon Child in to the steel ring post before rolling him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child is now up in the corner…
Mark:Christian mounts him in the corner and connects with straight right hands…
Rhino:The fans are counting along…
Mark:Eight, Nine and Ten right hands as the Peeps Go Crazy…
Rhino:Demon Child is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Christian grabs him by the arm… Short Arm Clothesline by Captain Charisma… Christian goes for the cover 1………………..2……………… Demon Child gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Christian now waiting for Demon Child to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Christian hooks up Demon Child and takes him over with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Christian is feeling it…
Mark:Demon Child turns around… Christian hooks him up… DDT!
Rhino:Demon Child is in trouble now…
Mark:Christian hooks the leg 1………………….2……………………..Kickout again by Demon Child…
Rhino:Christian now scoops up and slams Demon Child straight down to the canvas…
Mark:Captain Charisma now is heading to the top rope…
Rhino:Christian is taking a chance right now…
Mark:Christian leaps… Frog Splash! Misses! Demon Child rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Christian crashed and burned as he hit the canvas hard…
Mark:Christian staggers around… DEMON DROP!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it…
Mark:Demon Child hooks the leg 1……………………….2………………..3…………….NO! Christian gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child can not believe it…
Mark:After getting the wind knocked out of him Christian was still able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child now waiting for Christian to get up again…
Mark:DEMON DROP! NO! Christian grabs the arm… Turns him around… UNPRETTIER!
Rhino:Christian hit his move… He hit the Unprettier…
Mark:Christian hooks the leg 1…………………2………………..3…. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRISTIAN…
Rhino:Captain Charisma gets back on the winning track here at Glory…
Mark:When he gets going… No one can stop Captain Charisma here in the EWA… One thing that we do know that tonight here at Glory it will be Triple H and William McConnell for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Thats our Main Event… Right now its time to see The Impact Player Jeremy Johnson in Action…
“Impact Player” Jeremy Johnson vs Buck Diamondback
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Salt Lake City, Utah… Weighing in at 300 Pounds… BUCK DIAMONDBACK…
(“Cowboys From Hell” plays as Buck Diamondback enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Philadelphia, Pa… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Accompained by Paul Heyman…… The Impact Player JEREMY JOHNSON…
(“Pro Pain” plays as Jeremy Johnson enters the arena…)
Mark:Johnson and Diamondback squaring on in the center of the ring…
Rhino:This is going to be a battle of the bulls right here…
Mark:Diamondback connects with a couple of straight right hands…
Rhino:The Impact Player is being rocked right now…
Mark:Diamondback knocks Jeremy Johnson back in to the ropes… Irish whip in to the ropes by Buck Diamondback… Johnson comes off the ropes… Johnson ducks the clothesline… Buck Diamondback turns around and gets caught with a couple of straight right hands…
Rhino:Now Buck Diamondback is being rocked with right hands…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson whips Buck Diamondback in to the ropes… Diamondback comes off the ropes… Johnson lifts him up with a press slam…
Rhino:He has a 300 Pound man high up in the air…
Mark:Press Slam by The Impact Player Jeremy Johnson dropping Buck Diamondback straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Diamondback is now getting back up on his feet…
Mark:Kick to the midsection by Jeremy Johnson… Front Face Suplex by Jeremy Johnson dropping Buck Diamondback down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Impact Player is trying to knock the wind out of Buck Diamondback…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson now goes for a cover 1……………………..2………………….Kickout by Buck Diamondback…
Rhino:The Impact Player has taken charge of this match up…
Mark:Buck Diamondback is up in the corner… Running Clothesline by The Impact Player to Jeremy Johnson in the corner…
Rhino:Diamondback is in trouble now…
Mark:Mission Statement Spinebuster! By The Impact Player…
Rhino:Diamondback was just drilled in to the canvas by The Impact Player…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson goes for a cover 1………………………..2………………..3……..NO!
Rhino:Jeremy Johnson looks frustrated that he was unable to put him down and out…
Mark:Buck Diamondback is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This could be the end right here for Buck Diamondback…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson hooks up Buck Diamondback… TOTAL IMPACT! Blocked by Buck Diamondback…
Rhino:Buck is fighting back…
Mark:Buck Diamondback whips Jeremy Johnson in to the ropes… Powerslam by Buck Diamondback…
Rhino:Johnson is now in trouble…
Mark:Running LARIAT!
Rhino:Buck Diamondback just knocked the head off of Jeremy Johnson…
Mark:Paul Heyman is worried at ringside… Diamondback with a cover 1…………………………2………………..3……NO! Johnson gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Paul Heyman is pacing at ringside and is screaming at Jeremy Johnson…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson is staggering up on his feet…WELCOME TO… NO! Johnson with shots to the back of Buck Diamondback…
Rhino:Johnson is now driving knees in to the midsection of Buck Diamondback…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson hooks up Buck Diamondback… TOTAL IMPACT!
Rhino:Johnson just drilled him…
Mark:Jeremy Johnson hooks the leg 1………………………….2…………………3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JEREMY JOHNSON…
Rhino:Jeremy Johnson continues to prove that he is The Impact Player…
Mark:The Impact Player continues to roll on… As we continue to roll on with our next contest…
Lone Jobber vs Megumi Kudo
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent…From…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:From behind The Answer William McConnell just attacked Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Why is he out here?
Mark:McConnell is now stomping away at Lone Jobber…
Rhino:McConnell is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get up on his feet…
Mark:FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!
Rhino:The Answer has laid out Lone Jobber…
Mark:The referees are coming out now to get The Answer out of the ring and I think they are calling off this match up between Megumi Kudo and Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Why would William McConnell do something like this?
Mark:I guess William McConnell is sending a message that he means business tonight when the EWA World Heavyweight Championship is on the line as he battles The Game…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has made it known that he wants to be part of that match up..
Mark:That he has but now it doesnt look like he will be able to… As we now get set for our next contest…
Shawn Michaels vs Amazing Red
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…Representing Paparazzi Productions… Weighing in at 147 Pounds… AMAZING RED…
(“Seeing Red” plays as Amazing Red enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is under way… Amazing Red and Shawn Michaels with a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring… Michaels backs Amazing Red up in to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee is stepping in for a clean break…
Mark:Thumb to the eye by Amazing Red to HBK…
Rhino:That was a cheap move by Amazing Red…
Mark:Amazing Red now kicks Michaels in the midsection… Headscissors take over by Amazing Red… Michaels gets right back up on his feet… Red runs and connects with a spin heel kick…
Rhino:Red is trying to use his speed to his advantage…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets back up on his feet… Amazing Red goes for a cross body… Ducked by Shawn Michaels… Red gets back up and Michaels takes him over with a hip toss…
Rhino:Amazing Red is getting right back up…
Mark:Another hip toss by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Amazing Red keeps bouncing right off the canvas…
Mark:Red up near the ropes… Running Clothesline by Shawn Michaels knocking Amazing Red over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Shawn skinned the cat back in to the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now launches himself over the top rope and lands right on top of Amazing Red on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn is now hammering Amazing Red with right hands…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is taking control of the match…As he rolls Amazing Red back in to the ring…
Rhino:Amazing Red is getting back up in the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with hard knife edge chops to the chest of Amazing Red…
Rhino:Wooo!
Mark:Shawn Michaels is setting Amazing Red up on the top rope…
Rhino:Superplex coming up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks up Amazing Red… Red blocks the superplex… And headbutts Shawn Michaels off the top rope…
Rhino:Amazing Red is now standing on the top rope…
Mark:HBK is down… INFRA-RED!
Rhino:What a Corkscrew that was…
Mark:Amazing Red with a cover 1……………………2…………… Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Amazing Red pulled off a beautiful Corkscrew Senton…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now staggering up on his feet… Amazing Red comes charging… Tilt a whirl…Satellite DDT!
Rhino:Amazing Red with two back to back impressive moves…
Mark:Amazing Red now goes for another cover 1…………………..2………………..Kickout again by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn is back up on his feet…
Mark:Spin Kick by Amazing Red… Amazing Red connects with the Red Star Press!
Rhino:That is very impressive right there…
Mark:Amazing Red with another cover 1……………………….2………………….3…….NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now this is Amazing Red’s match to lose…
Mark:Shawn MIchaels staggers up on to his feet… Drop Toe Hold by Amazing Red dropping Shawn Michaels on the middle rope…
Rhino:He is about to dial it up…
Mark:718! NO! Shawn Michaels ducks the 718 by Amazing Red… Dropkick by HBK knocking Amazing Red off the apron and down to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn is now rolling out after Amazing Red…
Mark:Amazing Red is rolled back in to the ring by HBK… HBK with an irish whip… Reversal by Amazing Red… Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm!
Rhino:Both men are down…
Mark:HBK Nips up!
Rhino:Amazing Red is getting back up…
Mark:Right hands by HBK… Amazing Red is up and gets dropped with an atomic drop…
Rhino:Amazing Red is staggering around…
Mark:Scoop and a slam as Amazing Red hits the canvas…
Rhino:The Showstopper is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! By Shawn Michaels right down on to the heart of Amazing Red…
Rhino:The Showstopper is now tuning up the band for some Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:The band is tuned… Amazing Red staggers up on his feet… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1…………………….2……………………3………….ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has defeated Amazing Red… What The…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has been attacked by another man in a Paparazzi Productions Jacket…
Rhino:Thats… Thats…
Mark:ITS PETEY WILLIAMS!
Rhino:Is Petey Williams behind Paparazzi Productions?
Mark:Williams though hooks up HBK… CANADIAN DESTROYER!
Rhino:For the second week in a row Paparazzi Productions has laid out Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Why do they keep attacking HBK? Right now its time to enter the Purgatory Fun House…
Purgatory’s House of Fun
Doug Kinsella vs Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Purgatory’s House of Fun Match… Introducing First…From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…
(“Open Your Eyes” Plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON…
(“Im Back” plays as Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson enters the arena…)
Mark:A Steel Cage has been constructed around the ring with a whole bunch of weapons and gadets hanging from the top of it…
Rhino:Looks like Purgatory was able to pull out a few of his toys for this contest…
Mark:Doug Kinsella was booked against Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson thanks to Shane McMahon who we will see in action later on tonight…
Rhino:Kinsella and Half Dollar are looking at the structure…
Mark:Doug Kinsella gets caught looking at the cage and is taking a couple of shots by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson to the jaw… Henderson now whips Kinsella in to the ropes… Hard Back Elbow right underneath the jaw…
Rhino:Henderson is smash mouth and goes right after you…
Mark:That is what he is doing to Doug Kinsella right now as he drops the leg right across the face of Doug Kinsella… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson now grabs Doug Kinsella by the head and he rams Doug Kinsella head first in to the cage…
Rhino:Kinsella is now turning around…
Mark:Hard Clothesline by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson laying out Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is just rocking the skull of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Henderson is now climbing up the cage to try and pull down a weapon that is hanging from the cage…
Rhino:Henderson has a walking cane… Not a singapore cane… A Walking Cane…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson swings the cane… Doug Kinsella ducks the cane and now grabs it from Henderson… Kinsella swings and connects to the midsection of Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson with the walking cane…
Rhino:Brian is holding on to his ribs…
Mark:A shot across the back with walking cane by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug is doing some damage with the walking cane…
Mark:Henderson is down and Kinsella swings the hook of the cane right in to the ribs of Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Look at the pain on his face…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now scoops up and slams Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson down to the canvas…
Rhino:Kinsella is now climbing up the cage and is trying to pull something down…
Mark:Doug Kinsella standing on the rope with a crutch in hand…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is now starting to get up…
Mark:Kinsella jumps off the ropes and hits Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson right in the head with the crutch… Doug Kinsella now goes for a cover on Half Dollar 1……………………2…………………Kickout by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Henderson is really in a bad position right now….
(Lights Go Out)
Mark:The Lights have gone out in the arena…
Rhino:Do you think Purgatory turned the lights off)
Mark:You know, this is his Fun House Match… So you never know…
(Lights Turn On)
Rhino:A Table has been setup in the ring and there was no table hanging on the cage…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is laying Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson out on the table…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is taking a chance…
Rhino:Half Dollar is up on his feet…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson runs in to the ropes and stops Doug Kinsella on the top rope…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is now climbing up to the top rope…
Mark:Both men are on the top rope… Henderson has him setup… Superplex coming… NO! Blocked by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Kinsella is standing up right…
Mark:OH MY GOD! FINAL TOUCH OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:What A Move!
Mark:Kinsella and Half Dollar are down on the canvas…
Rhino:All Doug Kinsella has to do is turn him over and pin him… Because I believe this one is over…
Mark:Doug Kinsella rolls him over and has the leg 1…………………..2……………..3………….NO! Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was so close…
Mark:Very Very Close and Doug Kinsella thought he had him…
Rhino:Kinsella is now pulling down a glass chair…
Mark:Kinsella is lining up Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Doug Kinsella swings… Half Dollar ducks and Doug Kinsella broke the chair right over the head of the referee…
Rhino:There is no referee…
Mark:Kinsella turns around… Half Dollar kicks him in the midsection… Pulling Piledriver dropping Doug Kinsella right on his head…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is now trying to grab a chair down from the cage…
Mark:Kinsella is now staggering up… Henderson drops the chair… Implant DDT on to the Steel Chair… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson goes for the cover 1…………………..2………………3….NO! Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:It is only a matter of time before Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson goes for the Pocket Change…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is using the ropes to get back up on his feet…
Rhino:Brian Henderson is lining him up…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson charges… Kinsella moves and gets shoved right in to the steel chair…
Rhino:Henderson is staggering around…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson turns around… FINAL TOUCH!
Rhino:Thats the second Final Touch of the match…
(Lights Go Out)
Mark:Looks like Purgatory is up to it again…
Rhino:Looks like it… What could he be doing now…
Mark:I have no idea…
(Lights Turn On)
Mark:ITS SHANE MCMAHON!
Rhino:Shane McMahon is staring down Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Shane McMahon is pointing at Doug Kinsella… Kinsella turns… SPEAR BY BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:WHAT THE HELL!
Mark:Big Daddy Ace was in the corner… Doug Kinsella didnt see him…
Rhino:Shane McMahon and Big Daddy Ace are smiling as they walk out the cage door…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson now hooks up a beaten down Doug Kinsella… POCKET CHANGE!
Rhino:I think Doug Kinsella has no other choice…
Mark:Doug Kinsella trying to fight… KINSELLA TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON…
Rhino:Shane McMahon and Big Daddy Ace screwed Doug Kinsella out of this match up…
Mark:What is this relationship between Big Daddy Ace and Shane McMahon…
Rhino:I think Shane McMahon has just hired an issurance policy to make sure that Doug Kinsella gets taken out…
Mark:How will Doug Kinsella react? We will see… It is now time for the Best Two of Three Falls Match for the EWA Television Championship… Is Aaron Marx Next? We are going to find out right now…
EWA Tag Team Championship Guiding Light Match
The Outsiders(c) vs Rob Van Dam & Steve Austin
Mark:The arena is empty Rhino and the Lights and other special tricks for the Guiding Light Match have been setup for The Outsiders and Rob Van Dam and his partner Stone Cold Steve Austin to do battle…
Rhino:This one is gonna be interesting…
Mark:Look up at the ramp… All four men are already doing battle before they are even announced to the ring…
Rhino:The fight is on… Rob Van Dam has picked out Kevin Nash as the man that he wants to chop down…
Mark:Van Dam with kicks to the thighs of Kevin Nash trying to weaken the legs of the big man…
Rhino:The battle is on between two men that know how to drink… Stone Cold and Scott Hall…
Mark:Stone Cold with a big right hand knocking down Scott Hall and Scott Hall is rolling down the ramp… Big kick by Austin to the ribs as Scott Hall continues to roll down the ramp…
Rhino:Van Dam is lining up Kevin Nash…
Mark:Nash catches the boot…Van Dam kicks Nash right back in the face…
Rhino:That rocked Kevin Nash back in to the Glory set…
Mark:Spin Heel Kick by Rob Van Dam as he is able to knock the big man off of his feet…
Rhino:Scott Hall is now up on his feet…
Mark:Stone Cold comes charging in for a clothesline… Hall ducks and he sends Stone Cold right in to the steel ring post…
Rhino:Stone Cold now has dazed look on his face…
Mark:Scott Hall with a spinning right hand laying out Stone Cold…
Rhino:There are four different sections of the Guiding Light Match up… You have the Table Section, Ladder Section, Chair Section and the Mystery Box Section… In those sections, you need to set off the assigned lights… Which is 3 lights in each section…
Mark:Van Dam is heading towards the first section…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is getting back up and following him to the section…
Mark:Van Dam is grabbing one of the ladders… Van Dam throws the ladder at Kevin Nash… Nash ducked the ladder… Van Dam charges at Kevin Nash… Nash catches him in midair…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is walking over to the ladder that was thrown at him…
Mark:Side Walk Slam right down on to the ladder by Big Daddy Cool…
Rhino:Scott Hall just clotheslined Scott Hall over the guardrail and in to the crowd area… Or where a crowd would be…
Mark:Kevin Nash now picking up another ladder… Van Dam staggers up and gets run over by the ladder from Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Van Dam is hurting… Kevin Nash is now setting off his set of lights…
Mark:One set is green… One set is red… The Outsiders of course are the green lights and the first three have been set off…
Rhino:Scott Hall just went for a clothesline… Austin ducked and clothesline Scott Hall…
Mark:Stone Cold picks up a steel chair and cracks the skull of Scott Hall as Austin makes his way towards the Steel Chair Section of the Guiding Light Match…
Rhino:Kevin Nash looks like he is heading that way as well…
Mark:Stone Cold is there and is now picking up a steel chair…
Rhino:Kevin Nash doesnt know that Austin has a chair…
Mark:Nash goes behind Austin…Big Swing and he connects does Stone Cold with the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Nash made a big mistake… Not with Stone Cold… But with Rob Van Dam as Van Dam set off the lights in the ladder section…
Mark:He forget to get him out of the section and make it harder for him to set the lights off…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is up on one knee…
Mark:Skull Meets Steel Again as Stone Cold lays out Big Daddy Cool…
Rhino:Stone Cold is setting off the three lights and now High and Hammered are up 6 to 3 in lights…
Mark:Scott Hall is now heading over to the mystery box section…
Rhino:Van Dam was heading that way as well…
Mark:Hall and Van Dam now trading blows back and forth…
Rhino:Van Dam just kicked Scott Hall right in the face…
Mark:That was one hell of a kick… Van Dam sticks his foot out… Hall grabs it… Step over Spin Kick by RVD laying out Scott Hall…
Rhino:Van Dam is looking at one of the boxes…
(Explosion)
Mark:A big explosion as Van Dam opened up the box and now Van Dam is down after it…
Rhino:Stone Cold is now heading over to the mystery box section to check on his partner…
Mark:Scott Hall just opened up another box and he has pulled out a beer cooler…
Rhino:Stone Cold just hopped the rail…
Mark:Scott Hall is undecided what to do… As he now levels Stone Cold with the beer cooler…
Rhino:Stone Cold is not used to getting hit in the head with one… He is used to holding one…
Mark:Scott Hall is now setting off the lights in the section as both Van Dam and Austin are down…
Rhino:Nash set the lights off in the chair section… So The Outsiders have taken a 9 to 6 advantage…
Mark:Both Scott Hall and Kevin Nash are making the long walk to the Table Section…
Rhino:Austin and Van Dam are just now starting to move…
Mark:The tag champs are on there way to victory…
Rhino:Van Dam is trying to take a short cut to the table section…
Mark:Kevin Nash has made it to the Table Section…
Rhino:Van Dam is running the guardrail…
Mark:Nash goes to hit the first light and he hits it…
Rhino:Two more to go…
Mark:Nash hits the next one…
Rhino:One more to go…
Mark:Van Dam leaps and connects with a big kick to Kevin Nash stopping him from hitting the third one…
Rhino:Scott Hall is almost at the table section…
Mark:Clip from behind by Stone Cold…
Rhino:Austin took out the legs of Scott Hall…
Mark:Van Dam hits one light… Van Dam is now up on the rail again… Leaps on to Nash… Kevin Nash catches him in mid air…
Rhino:RVD is in trouble…
Mark:JACKKNIFE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:Rob Van Dam is out…
Mark:Kevin Nash is now trying to gather himself and is going to hit the third light… Stone Cold spins Kevin Nash around and is hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:Nash is staggering…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… STONE COLD STUNNER!
Rhino:Nash is out…
Mark:Stone Cold hits the two other lights… NEW TAG CHAMPS!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions… STEVE AUSTIN and ROB VAN DAM…
Rhino:Van Dam and Stone Cold have dethroned the champs…
Mark:We have new tag team champions… Is this a sign of things to come… We will see later tonight… As we now send it back to ourselves… Live at Glory 2006…
EWA Television Championship Best Two of Three Falls Match
First Fall-Pinfall
Second Fall-Submission
Third Fall-Knockout
Aaron Marx(c) vs Goldberg
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Best Two of Three Falls Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first…The Challenger… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… GOLDBERG…
(“Invasion” plays as Goldberg enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Manhattan, Ny…Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… AARON MARX…
(“Accidents” plays as Aaron Marx enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has sounded and the first fall is underway…
Rhino:This fall is pinfall only…
Mark:Aaron Marx eyeing up the monster that is Goldberg…
Rhino:This is Goldberg’s first match up in the EWA in a very long time…
Mark:The question is… Is Aaron Marx Next? We have three falls to find out…Aaron Marx goes for the legs of Goldberg… Goldberg is able to stay up on his feet…
Rhino:Aaron tried to take the legs out from underneath Goldberg but came up short…
Mark:Goldberg now has Aaron Marx in an underhook and is driving hard forearms right to the back of Aaron Marx…
Rhino:Goldberg is just pounding him right in to the mat…
Mark:Goldberg now with an underhook and gut wrenches over the EWA Television Champion with a Gut Wrench Suplex…
Rhino:Goldberg is one powerful man…
Mark:Aaron Marx gets sent in to the ropes by Goldberg… Hard Shoulder block by Bill Goldberg knocking down Aaron Marx…
Rhino:Marx’s personal camera man is trying to give Marx some advice…
Mark:Aaron Marx stands up in the corner… Goldberg comes charging in… Aaron Marx moves and Goldberg goes shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:Goldberg is now holding on to his right shoulder…
Mark:Aaron Marx hooks him up… Single Arm DDT by Aaron Marx dropping Goldberg on his shoulder and arm…
Rhino:Aaron Marx needs to be smart and pick Goldberg apart…
Mark:Marx whips Goldberg in to the ropes… Running Enziguri by Aaron Marx right to the back of the head of Goldberg… Marx goes for a cover 1……………2……………Kickout by Goldberg…
Rhino:Whatever the advice was… Aaron Marx is using it to his advantage…
Mark:Hammerlock by Marx and a slam right down on to the arm of Bill Goldberg…
Rhino:Working on the arm will limit Goldberg’s Ability to hit the Jackhammer…
Mark:Goldberg starting to get back up on his feet… Head on Collision! NO! Goldberg blocks and pushes Aaron Marx off in to the corner…
Rhino:Goldberg had the move well scouted…
Mark:Aaron Marx staggering around… SPEAR!
Rhino:Goldberg lays out Aaron Marx…
Mark:Goldberg with a cover 1………………………2………………….3….NO! Kickout by Aaron Marx…
Rhino:There is only one move left…
Mark:Aaron Marx staggers back up on to his feet… With injured arm and all… Goldberg hooks up Aaron Marx… JACKHAMMER!
Rhino:That could be it for the first fall…
Mark:Goldberg with a cover 1……………………..2…………………3…………HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:The Winner of the First Fall… GOLDBERG…
Rhino:Goldberg is now up one fall to none on the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Goldberg now picks up Aaron Marx and sends him hard in to the corner… Goldberg comes charging in… Marx gets the boot up in the face of Goldberg…Aaron Marx grabs the arm of Goldberg… Crossface!
Rhino:Aaron Marx has a cross face locked in and its working on the already injured arm of Goldberg…
Mark:Goldberg is crawling to the ropes trying to break it up…
Rhino:Can he get there?
Mark:Goldberg reaches the ropes and is able to break up the hold…
Rhino:Aaron Marx needs to go right back to working on the arm of Goldberg…
Mark:Marx slides to the outside of the ring and is pulling Goldberg towards the corner…
Rhino:Marx has Goldberg’s arm lined up with the ring post…
Mark:Aaron Marx’s slams the arm of Goldberg right in to the steel ring post… One more time Goldberg gets his arm slammed in to the ring post again…
Rhino:Remember this fall is submission only and Aaron Marx has the advantage right now…
Mark:Aaron Marx on the apron of the ring… Slingshot Leg Drop right down on to the ring right arm of the Challenger…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Goldberg…
Mark:Aaron Marx goes for a Arm Bar Submission..Goldberg is blocking the arm bar… Elbows to the back of the head of Aaron Marx by Goldberg… Goldberg whips Aaron Marx in to the ropes… Side Kick to the head of Aaron Marx…
Rhino:A kick like that ended the career of Bret “Hitman” Hart…
Mark:Goldberg now grabs the legs of Aaron Marx… Boston Crab by Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg is using his weight to sit on the back of Aaron Marx…
Mark:The EWA Television Champion Aaron Marx is in trouble again as he tries to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is trying to reach for the ropes…
Mark:Goldberg is pulling him back in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is looking like he is going to tap out…
Mark:Aaron Marx’s personal camera man has jumped on the apron…Goldberg lets the hold go…
Rhino:Bad move right there for Goldberg… Good for Aaron Marx…
Mark:Goldberg swings at the camera man… The camera man grabs the arm of Goldberg and drops it across the top rope…
Rhino:Thats the injured arm…
Mark:The referee is throwing the Camera Man out of the arena…
Rhino:Good move right there…
Mark:Aaron Marx grabs the camera that is on the apron… Aaron Marx hits Goldberg right in the arm…
Rhino:The referee didnt see it as he was throwing the camera man out…
Mark:Crossface now applied by Aaron Marx…
Rhino:Look at the pain on the face of Goldberg as Aaron Marx pulls back on the right arm…
Mark:Goldberg Taps!
Pa Announcer:The winner of the Second Fall… AARON MARX…
Rhino:It is now tied one fall apiece…
Mark:Everything is now legal as you need to find a way to knock out your opponent…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is now on the outside of the ring and is sliding a table in to the ring…
Mark:Marx also has a singapore cane…
Rhino:This is gonna be interesting…
Mark:Aaron Marx whacks the right arm of Goldberg with the singapore cane…
Rhino:It is very smart of Aaron Marx to continue to work on the arm of Goldberg…
Mark:Goldberg starting to get up… Head on Collision Bulldog by Aaron Marx…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion has complete control of this match up…
Mark:The table is now being setup in the corner by Aaron Marx…
Rhino:Goldberg is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Aaron Marx picks up the singapore cane… Marx swings… Goldberg grabs the cane with his left hand and pulls it away from Aaron Marx…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is now backing up…
Mark:Aaron Marx goes for a right hand… Blocked by Goldberg and Goldberg connects with a hard headbutt to Aaron Marx…
Rhino:Goldberg is starting to fight back…
Mark:Goldberg scoops up Aaron Marx… Running Powerslam by the challenger…
Rhino:Goldberg is now rolling to the outside and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Aaron Marx staggering up on his feet… Goldberg swings… Aaron Marx ducks out of the way of the chair shot… Reverse DDT by Aaron Marx…
Rhino:Marx is now picking up the steel chair…
Mark:Goldberg is up and turns around… Steel Chair Shot by Aaron Marx to Bill Goldberg knocking him down…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Goldberg and they say he is still awake…
Mark:Marx places the chair underneath the head of Goldberg…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Aaron Marx is going for the kill… X MARX! NO! X MARX DIDNT MARK THE SPOT AS GOLDBERG MOVED!
Rhino:Aaron Marx hit the chair as he came off the top rope…
Mark:Goldberg is back up on his feet…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is staggering up to his feet…
Mark:Goldberg with the chair… Chair Shot by Goldberg knocking Aaron Marx backwards… Goldberg sets himself… SPEAR THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:I think Aaron Marx is out…
Mark:The referee is checking on Aaron Marx… THATS IT… MARX IS OUT! NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion… GOLDBERG…
Rhino:Goldberg said Aaron Marx was Next and he sure was as Goldberg is the new EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Aaron Marx wasnt the sure thing tonight… As Goldberg is standing tall with the gold… It is now time for our first of two main events here tonight… As Shane McMahon battles Rob Parks…
No Holds Barred
Ownership on the Line
Shane McMahon vs Rob “Vertigo” Parks
Pa Announcer:This next contest is NO HOLDS BARRED… For the Majority Ownership of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 224 Pounds… The EWA Vice President… SHANE McMAHON…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)
Rhino:Shane McMahon has a microphone in hand and I guess he has something to say before this match up begins…
Shane:Well folks, the time is here…It is time for me to get what is mine…It is time for me to become the Majority Owner of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…And sadly… I hate to inform all of you… I will become the Majority Owner of this company… Without having to fight for it…
Rhino:What? What is he talking about?
Mark:He is saying that Rob Parks isnt here tonight…
Rhino:Damn… I hate to see Shane McMahon get control this way…
Shane:So referee…You can raise my hand in victory… Because Rob Parks WILL NOT BE HERE… And because of that I will become the MAJORITY OWNER… Because I hold in my hand a sign contract… That has Rob Parks name on it… So referee if you could please…Raise My Hand… So I… CAN HAVE MY GLO…
(“Sober” by Tool begins to play in the arena…)
Rhino:Whats that sound?
Mark:I think thats Rob Park’s theme music…
Rhino:It couldnt be… Shane just said he isnt going to be here…
Shane:Cut that crap off RIGHT NOW…I SAID CUT IT O…
Mark:OH MY GOD!
Rhino:I cant believe my eyes…
Mark:ITS ROB PARKS… ROB PARKS HAS ARRIVED IN THE LONDON…
Rhino:Listen to the fans erupt…
Mark:This is one of those moments that will go down in history as one of the Greatest Moments in EWA History…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is stunned…
Mark:Shane McMahon didnt think Rob Parks would be here tonight and here he comes right down to the ring…
Rhino:Rob Parks is about to step in a ring for the first time in a very long time…
Mark:Rob is back to take back control of his company… The company that he built up from the ground floor to what it is today with World Wide Travel to its own .com website…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is slides out of the ring as Rob Parks walks in to it…
Mark:Rob Parks is daring Shane McMahon in to the ring…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is walking towards the back…
Mark:Shane McMahon made the challenge and he is now walking away from it…
Rhino:I cant believe it… Shane McMahon is walking out on this match…
Mark:Rob Parks is not going to let him leave…As Rob Parks is chasing him up the ramp… Shane McMahon turns around and levels Rob Parks with a straight right hand…
Rhino:Shane McMahon has brass knuckles on his right hand…
Mark:Shane suckered Rob Parks in as he had him come to him after the big rush he had as he came in to the ring…
Rhino:You have to handed to Shane… That was smart…
Mark:Shane McMahon now mounts Rob Parks and hammers him with straight right hands…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is just hammering Rob Parks on the ramp…
Mark:Shane McMahon picks up Rob Parks and is bringing him up the ramp to the top of the stage…Shane McMahon throws Rob Parks in to Glory Set…
Rhino:Rob Parks is staggering on his feet…
Mark:Shane McMahon with quick jabs to Parks…
Rhino:Shane is doing his normal strut as he hits a couple of more jabs…
Mark:Big Swing and a miss as Rob Parks ducks the big right hand of Shane McMahon… Rob Parks now opens up with right hands to Shane McMahon right now…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is now the one in trouble…
Mark:Big Clothesline from Rob Parks as he knocks down Shane McMahon…
Rhino:What is Rob doing now?
Mark:Rob is starting to climb up on to one of the smaller Hardcore Theaters…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is getting up on his feet…
Mark:Moonsault off the Hardcore Theater by Rob Parks on to Shane McMahon…
Rhino:Rob is taking it to the Vertigo Limits tonight…
Mark:Rob Parks now grabs Shane McMahon and is bringing him towards the edge of the ramp…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is now in trouble…
Mark:Rob Parks is setting up Shane McMahon… Shane McMahon with a low blow…
Rhino:That is stopping the momentum of Rob Parks…
Mark:Shane McMahon walks to the back and he is bringing a ladder out from the back…
Rhino:What is Shane McMahon going to do with that ladder…
Mark:Rob Parks gets up and gets laid out with the ladder by Shane McMahon…
Rhino:Shane O Mac is now climbing up the ladder…
Mark:Rob Parks is climbing up the ladder on the other side…
Rhino:They are fighting on the ladder right now…
Mark:Its a brawl on top of the ladder…
Rhino:Both men trying to gain an advantage…
Mark:The ladder is rocking…
Rhino:Look out below…
Mark:TIMBER! SHANE MCMAHON AND ROB PARKS GO FLYING OFF THE LADDER THROUGH A TABLE OFF THE STAGE!
Rhino:Both men are down and we need some help out here…
Mark:Officials are out to check on Rob Parks and Shane McMahon…
Rhino:This match up never officially began…
Mark:No it didnt as a bell never rung… Officials are helping both men out of the arena… Nothing was settle between these two… But I know that they will have another confrontation… But the story is… Rob Parks IS BACK! As we now get set for Our Main Event…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Hell in Cell Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match
Triple H(c) vs William McConnell
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a HELL IN A CELL TABLES, LADDERS and CHAIRS MATCH… For the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Representing The Core… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL…
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Reigning and Defending EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H…
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Both men are trapped in a 30ft High Hell in a Cell with the EWA World Heavyweight Championship hanging from above…
Rhino:Both men want to be champion and now they get to fight it out to see who the top dog of the EWA is…
Mark:McConnell and Triple H are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:The trash talking has already begun between both men… As they have alot of history with one another…
Mark:The history has favored William McConnell in years past in the One on One Situation… But in the Extreme Elimination Chamber earlier in the year, Triple H was able to pin William McConnell… So you know that is in the back of William’s Mind…
Rhino:I would think so… But Triple H also is thinking about the loss to McConnell ten months ago as well…
Mark:McConnell goes for the first right hand… Blocked by The Game… The Game comes back and scores with a couple of right hands of his own…
Rhino:Triple H starts hammering McConnell back in to the ropes…
Mark:Irish whip by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… McConnell comes off the ropes… The Game goes for a running high knee… McConnell slides underneath the knee and now gets back up on his feet… As Triple H turns back around and gets leveled with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Answer is now on top of The Game…
Mark:Right hands by McConnell as he is on top of The Game… McConnell whips Triple H now in to the ropes… Tilt A Whirl Slam by William McConnell driving The Game in to the canvas…
Rhino:William McConnell is now going right to the outside and is bringing a steel chair right in to the ring looking to go right after The Game…
Mark:McConnell places the steel chair in between the top and middle turnbuckle in the corner… The Game is getting back up on his feet… McConnell whips The Game in to the corner… The Answer in the corner drives elbows in to the head of The Game…
Rhino:Thus far The Answer has been able to take control of this match up…
Mark:McConnell grabs The Game by the hair and throws him head first in to the steel chair that was setup in between the turnbuckles…
Rhino:The Game’s head must be starting to ring after that…As you can see the dent in the chair…
Mark:Triple H is down in the corner and William McConnell is taking the chair and driving it in to the throat of Triple H trying to choke him out…
Rhino:Look at how Vicious William McConnell is with that steel chair…
Mark:Triple H is trying to roll to the outside of the ring to get away from William McConnell… McConnell follows The Game out of the ring and grabs him by the head and throws him right in to the steel…
Rhino:The Game is now staggering around after hitting the cell…
Mark:McConnell scoops him up and slams him straight down to the ground…
Rhino:William McConnell grabs another chair and lays it down on to The Game…
Mark:William McConnell is now climbing up the side of the cell… McConnell holding on to the cell and he drops off the cell with a splash from the cell wall right down to Triple H and the Steel Chair…
Rhino:I have never seen someone climb the cell and leap like that before…
Mark:It was innovative by The Answer who is now trying to weaken the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:William McConnell is now pulling a table out from underneath the ring and is opening it up on the outside of the ring…
Mark:William McConnell now setting up Triple H by the table…
Rhino:Looks like some sort of powerbomb is coming up…
Mark:The Answer has The Game setup… Triple H blocks the powerbomb… The Game grabs William McConnell by the legs… Slingshot in to the steel cage…
Rhino:William McConnell is staggering back around…
Mark:SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:What a move by The Game as he drilled William McConnell right through the table…
Mark:Triple H now using this time to regroup as he is now walking around the cell and he has picked up a ladder…
Rhino:William McConnell is trying to push himself up…
Mark:Triple H starts charging at William McConnell as McConnell gets up on his knees The Game nails him right in the head with The Ladder…
Rhino:Triple H still has the ladder in hand…
Mark:Ladder right in to the back of The Answer by Triple H… One more time by Triple H as he drives The Ladder down right in to The Answer…
Rhino:McConnell is hurting now…
Mark:Triple H slides the ladder in to the ring but he is not done on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:The Game has a steel chair in hand…
Mark:Triple H stands William McConnell up by the cage… God Damn what a shot that was… As Triple H smashed William McConnell’s head in to the cell cage with the steel chair…
Rhino:The Answer is bleeding…
Mark:McConnell bleeding and when Triple H smells blood he takes advantage as he is now using the cage to rip open the forehead of William McConnell…
Rhino:That cut is starting to open up alot more as the blood is gushing out of the forehead of William McConnell…
Mark:McConnell down on the ground by the cage…The Game kicks William McConnell right in to the head and knocks him back in to the cage…
Rhino:Both men have been vicious in this match up…
Mark:They are vicious because everything is at stake… When the EWA World Heavyweight Championship is on the line everyone steps up their game and we are seeing it right here…
Rhino:Triple H is now scooping up William McConnell…
Mark:Face first in to the cell goes The Answer by the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:McConnell is a bloody mess on the outside of the ring as Triple H rolls back in to the ring…
Mark:The Game now setting up the ladder for the first time in this match up to retrieve his EWA World Heavyweight Championship belt…
Rhino:The Game has not competed in many ladder matches in his career but he knows how to get the job done in ladder matches…
Mark:Triple H begins his climb to the gold…
Rhino:William McConnell is slowly starting to move but I think it may be too late…
Mark:McConnell grabs a chair and throws it at Triple H…
Rhino:Doing that is slowing down The Game…
Mark:Triple H is now restarting his climb… McConnell rolls in to the ring and he pushes the ladder over and Triple H hits the top rope…Hard Clothesline by the bloody challenger to The Game…
Rhino:McConnell has been worn down by the blood lost but he has the desire to be champion as he is not slowing him down…
Mark:William McConnell now closes up the ladder and runs The Game over with a clothesline with the ladder…
Rhino:The Answer is now standing the ladder up in the corner…
Mark:Triple H is up on his feet and gets sent right in to the ladder…William McConnell scoops up and Slams The Game on to the ladder in the corner…
Rhino:What is McConnell doing?
Mark:William McConnell is now hooking Triple H’s leg in the ladder as now The Game is hanging in the corner from the ladder…
Rhino:The Answer is now paying The Game back as he now has a chair and Triple H in a bad position…
Mark:Skull hits the chair and the ladder as McConnell swings the chair and connects…
Rhino:These guys are just beating the hell out of one another…
Mark:One more time Triple H’s head gets smashed in to the ladder with the steel chair…
Rhino:There is no way for Triple H to cover up to try and block that chair shot…
Mark:William McConnell leaves The Game hanging on the ladder and is now bringing another ladder in to the ring…
Rhino:McConnell now has the ladder setup…
Mark:The Answer begins his climb for the gold…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to get himself out of the ladder…
Mark:Look outside the cage…
Rhino:Its Lone Jobber and he has bolt cutters…
Mark:Lone Jobber breaks the lock of the cage…Now Lone Jobber is coming in to the ring…
Rhino:McConnell now sees him…
Mark:Lone Jobber is pulling McConnell off the ladder…
Rhino:McConnell attacked Lone Jobber earlier tonight…
Mark:Many say Lone Jobber should be in this match up after beating Triple H last week at Wednesday Night Xtreme…Lone Jobber is hammering a bloody William McConnell with right hands…
Rhino:The Game is still trapped on the ladder…
Mark:William McConnell gets whipped in to the ropes… McConnell comes off the ropes… Powerslam by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Mr. EWA Lone Jobber has a steel chair…
Mark:McConnell tastes the steel again…As he takes the chair shot from Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now looking up at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship that is hanging from the cell roof…
Mark:Lone Jobber is climbing up the ladder to get the gold…
Rhino:A bloody William McConnell is back up…
Mark:Low Blow by The Answer as Lone Jobber comes falling off the ladder…
Rhino:Lone Jobber will be speaking at a higher pitch on KJOB…
Mark:Lone Jobber is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Game is off the ladder…
Mark:FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! By The Answer… Lone Jobber turns around dazed and out on his feet… Kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Triple H and William McConnell just worked together to eliminate Lone Jobber as he took the Superkick and The Pedigree…
Mark:The Answer goes charging at The Game and they both go over the top rope and to the floor they go…
Rhino:Officials are now helping Lone Jobber out of the cell…
Mark:William McConnell just picked up the bolt cutters and is now on the outside of the cell and is climbing up the cage…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering out of the cell and he sees that William McConnell is close to the top of the cell…
Mark:McConnell is now on top of the cell as Triple H begins his climb up…
Rhino:What is McConnell doing?
Mark:McConnell is cutting the top of the cell and is trying to reach in to grab the EWA World Heavyweight Championship this way…
Rhino:Sneaky move by McConnell…
Mark:The Game is now on top of the cell…
Rhino:McConnell sees him and stops cutting the cell…
Mark:Both men collide on top of the cell with a double clothesline…
Rhino:Both The Game and William McConnell are down on top of the Hell in a Cell…
Mark:Staggering up to their feet… The Bloody Challenger is the first one up…
Rhino:The Champ is up as well…
Mark:William McConnell takes aim and connects with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:The Game fires back with a couple of his own…
Mark:McConnell goes for a big right hand and he connects knocking down The game…
Rhino:McConnell is now hooking Triple H up for something…
Mark:Triple H blocks the suplex… The Game lifts up McConnell… SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE CAGE!
Rhino:HOLY SHIT!
Mark:The Answer is down on the canvas and you have Triple H stuck on the top of the cage right now…
Rhino:William McConnell has no one to blame but himself as he was the one who started clipping that part of the cell which is why it broke…
Mark:The Game tried reaching through the open part of the cell for the gold but he can not reach it…
Rhino:The Answer isnt moving so Triple H may have some time to get down from the top of the cell and back inside the cell…
Mark:Triple H is slowly climbing down the cell…
Rhino:Triple H has to just get inside the Cell and climb up the ladder… It is easier said than done…
Mark:That is for sure Rhino as we see Triple H dropping off the side of the cell down to the floor and is now opening up the cell door…
Rhino:Triple H is now standing the ladder up underneath the ladder…
Mark:McConnell hasnt moved since hitting the canvas after falling through the cell…
Rhino:Triple H is moments away from reaching up and pulling down the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:The Answer is rolling and he rolls right in to the ladder and the ladder starts to fall with Triple H on it and The Game crashes in to the mat…
Rhino:That wasnt as big of a fall that William McConnell took but it was a fall none the less…
Mark:The Answer trying to use the ropes to get back up on his feet…
Rhino:McConnell staggers up as so does The Game Triple H…
Mark:FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! Knocking The Game out of the ring…
Rhino:William McConnell has lost alot of blood but he is still giving it everything he has…
Mark:William McConnell trying to stagger up on to his feet…
Rhino:What the… Thats Jason Cain and Magnum… They are trying to help McConnell setup the ladder and retrieve the gold…
Mark:The Core is going to steal the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:McConnell is climbing up the ladder…
Mark:Its DX! Nash and Hall they are running down to go after Magnum and Cain…
Rhino:Nash and Hall are brawling with Cain and Magnum battling with them out of the cell…
Mark:This has distracted McConnell just a section… McConnell is reaching up…
Rhino:The Game is back in the ring…
Mark:Triple H strikes William McConnell in the back with a steel chair…
Rhino:The Game is setting up the ladder across from the other ladder…
Mark:Triple H is now climbing the other ladder…
Rhino:Thats a weird way to setup a ladder…
Mark:Triple H is now across from William McConnell… McConnell strikes with a right hand… The Game blocks and kicks him in the midsection…
Rhino:Oh No!
Mark:OH MY GOD! PEDIGREE FROM THE LADDERS!
Rhino:HOLY SHIT! I have never seen that before…
Mark:The crowd is going crazy as The Game has Pedigree The Answer off the ladders…
Rhino:The Answer is not moving… The Game is now starting to climb up the ladder on the other side…
Mark:William McConnell is out cold… The Game reaches up… The Game has The Gold… THE GAME RETAINS!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion… TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The King of Kings is still on top of his throne right now in the EWA…
Mark:How Long will The Game be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion? What is next between Rob Parks and Shane McMahon? This WAS GLORY… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE… THE GAME IS STILL CHAMPION!
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