Saturday Night Torture 07-08-06

Mark:We are live in San Juan, Puerto Rico for EWA Saturday Night Torture sponsored by the EWA Radio Network at eWaradionetwork.tk and tonight we have a great line up for everyone right Rhino…

Rhino:That we do Mark… We have the World Heavyweight Champion Triple H in action against long time rival Lone Jobber…

Mark:Lumberjacks will be at ringside and who knows what will happen with the Lumberjacks at ringside we will have to see who and what will happen… Also tonight the EWA Tag Team Titles are on the line as The Outsiders battle Lodi & Lenny Lane…

Rhino:That once could be different… As its Two of Three Tables Match…

Mark:Also tonight Shane Munns and Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson will battle for the right to fight Chris Benoit for the FTW Championship…Its gonna be an interesting night… And plus Purgatory is the New EWA President…

Rhino:The Hot Dog Vendor Lives!

Mark:That he does… Lets make the new president proud and get to some action…

Submission Match
Darien vs Sting

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Venice Beach, Ca… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… The Man They Call STING…

(“Seek & Destroy” plays as Sting enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA…

(“Figure 09” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Sting and Darien look horns in the center of the ring…Sting shoves Darien back in to the ropes…

Rhino:Darien shakes it off…

Mark:Darien comes charging at Sting… Sting takes him over with a hip toss… Darien gets up on to his feet and gets taken down with an arm drag take over by The Man They Call Sting…

Rhino:Darien is getting back up and Sting has him eyed up Mark…

Mark:Clothesline by Sting laying out Darien…

Rhino:Darien is now moving back in to the corner…

Mark:Sting goes in to the corner after him…Sting with an irish whip… Darien hits the corner… Sting comes charging in… Stinger Splash Early on… No Darien moves and Sting crashes in to the corner…Darien goes behind Sting… Belly to back suplex by Darien…

Rhino:Darien is now going to work on Sting…

Mark:Sting gets sent in to the ropes… Tilt a whirl backbreaker by Darien and now Sting is holding on to his back…

Rhino:Darien is now getting up on the middle rope…

Mark:Senton Splash by Darien on to the back of Sting…

Rhino:You can see tha pain on the face of Sting…

Mark:Darien now has a surfboard applied on Sting as Sting now is in pain and trying to fight out of it…

Rhino:This is a submission match so you need to make your opponent tap out…

Mark:Darien lets the surfboard go and now begins to stomp at the back of The Stinger…

Rhino:Sting is trying to use the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Darien now brings Sting in to the corner and turns him around so his back is facing out so now he is driving his knees in to the back of Sting…

Rhino:You can tell Darien knows what he wants to do and he is getting it done right now…

Mark:Darien picks up Sting and drops him with a backbreaker… Darien doesnt let the backbreaker go and is now putting the pressure on…

Rhino:Sting grabs the rope and the referee steps in and breaks it up…

Mark:Darien is now waiting for Sting to get back up on to his feet… Spic Kick right to the head of Sting…

Rhino:He could have knocked Sting out with that kick…

Mark:Sting is now trying to roll to the outside… Baseball slide by Darien and he sends Sting out of the ring…

Rhino:Darien is now going outside after Sting…

Mark:Darien now whips Sting in to the steps… Reversal by Sting and Darien goes right in to the steps…

Rhino:Sting is now trying to regroup and get back in to this match up…

Mark:Darien is getting back up… Sting nails him with a back drop on to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Sting now sends Darien back in to the ring…

Mark:Sting grabs the leg of Darien… Dragon Screw Legwip by Sting…

Rhino:You know what he is setting up for…

Mark:That I do and I think the people know as well…

Rhino:Darien is holding on to his leg…

Mark:Darien is up in the corner… Knife edge chops by Sting…

Rhino:WOOO!

Mark:Darien gets whipped in to the corner and his leg gives out on him…

Rhino:Thats not good…

Mark:Sting is now walking over to take advantage… Darien grabs him and shoves him in to the corner…

Rhino:Darien was faking it there…

Mark:Darien hooks up Sting… TWIST OF SPIC! NO! Sting counters and chop locks the leg of Darien…

Rhino:Sting just did a Wooo! to the crowd…

Mark:Sting now grabs the legs of Darien.. SCORPION DEATH LOCK!

Rhino:Will Darien tap out?

Mark:Darien begins crawling towards the ropes… Sting brings him back in to the center of the ring… DARIEN TAPS!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STING…

Rhino:Sting made Darien tap out here tonight in a back and forth contest…

Mark:Sting picks up a win for the first time in over a month… Good for him… We are now going backstage as Taz is standing by with Kent Richardson…Kent…

Kent:Taz, I was told you had something to say regarding to the Number One Contenders Match up here tonight…

Taz:Kent, Shut your damn mouth… Its real simple… Half Dollar and Munns… You fuckheads have been runnin your mouths the last few days…Im gonna say it like this… You two better guys better show the fuck up… Or you will get CHOKED THE FUCK OUT… As this is Taz’s world… SURVIVE… IF I LET YOU!

Kent:Back to the ring for more action…

Megumi Kudo vs Doug Kinsella

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO…

(Japanese National Anthem plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton,Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…

(“Cold” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Megumi Kudo is trying to rebound after losing her EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Rhino:She believes she still should be the EWA World Champion… Right now she needs to work her way back in to contention…

Mark:I would believe Doug Kinsella is trying to do that as well… As he took a step back with a loss to Shane Munns and Megumi Kudo just slapped him right across the face…

Rhino:That is firing Doug Kinsella up and I think thats what Megumi Kudo wanted to do…

Mark:Doug goes for a clothesline… Megumi Kudo ducks the clothesline and kicks Doug Kinsella right in the face…

Rhino:Doug is now backed up in the corner after that kick…

Mark:Kudo with forearms to Doug Kinsella’s face as she now whips him in to the corner… Hand spring elbow connects on to Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Spin Kick by Megumi Kudo laying out Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Doug is rolling to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Doug is trying to regroup on the outside…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is gaining a full head of steam…

Mark:Megumi Kudo dives over the top rope and lands right on top of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:What a move by Megumi Kudo…

Mark:Megumi Kudo now rolls Doug Kinsella back in to the ring…

Rhino:She pulled off one hell of a dive…

Mark:Megumi Kudo is now up on the top rope…

Rhino:What is she going to do now…

Mark:Flying Crossbody by Megumi Kudo in to a pin 1……………………2……………….. Doug Kinsella kicks out…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is coming right out and taking it to Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is back up on his feet… Megumi Kudo kicks him in the midsection… Swinging neckbreaker by Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is looking like she is willing to take another chance as she is heading back up to the top rope…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Here comes Kudo…

Mark:Megumi Kudo with a twisting moonsault… MISSES! Doug Kinsella side step the moonsault and Megumi Kudo hit the mat hard…

Rhino:One too many chances for Megumi Kudo…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now grabs Megumi Kudo and nails her with a couple of hard uppercuts…

Rhino:He is really laying in those uppercuts rocking her jaw…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now has her hooked up… Hangman’s neckbreaker… As he now goes for a quick cover 1………………..2………. Kickout by Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Kinsella is now starting to get in to a little bit of a groove…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Megumi Kudo up… Stalling Vertical Suplex by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:He has her up there for a least 45 seconds…

Mark:Doug finally drops Megumi Kudo as he let all the blood rush to the head and now Doug Kinsella goes for a cover 1…………………………2…………………………3…..NO! Megumi Kudo got her shoulder up…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for Megumi Kudo to get up on to her feet…

Mark:Megumi Kudo turns around… Exploder T-Bone Suplex by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Nice suplex…

Mark:Doug Kinsella goes for the cover 1…………………………2……………….3…NO! Megumi Kudo gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella now slammed her back down to the canvas…

Mark:I think Doug Kinsella is now looking to head to the top rope…

Rhino:It paid off for Kudo once and it backfired for her as well… Will it pay off now?

Mark:Doug Kinsella is up on the ropes… Swanton Bomb! NO! Megumi Kudo rolled out of the way of that one…

Rhino:That one didnt pay off for Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Kinsella now staggers back up… Forearms by Megumi Kudo… Kudo rocks him back in to the ropes… Megumi Kudo whips Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Springboard back elbow connects by Megumi Kudo…

Rhino:Kudo is now starting to build up the momentum…

Mark:Kudo now takes Doug Kinsella over to the corner… Tornado DDT connects by Megumi Kudo and heres the cover 1…………………………..2…………………3….NO! Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now ready to end this one…

Mark:Kudo has him setup… KUDODRIVER!… NO! Backdrop by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Kudo is staggering up…

Mark:Doug lines her up… FINAL TOUCH!

Rhino:Thats gonna be it…

Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg 1…………………….2……………….3………NO! Megumi Kudo gets her foot on the rope…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella can not believe it…

Mark:Doug now goes over to Megumi Kudo to pick her up… SMALL PACKAGE! 1……………………..2……………………..3……….. NO! Doug barely kicked out…

Rhino:Megumi Kudo is back up…

Mark:Kudo goes for a clothesline… Kinsella ducks… Doug hooks her up for something… SOUL KILLER!

Rhino:What a unique move that was…

Mark:The new finisher from Doug Kinsella…Can he win it… 1…………………2………………..3….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is youe winner DOUG KINSELLA…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is on the road back to glory…

Mark:We were suppose to go out to the Parking lot for the Parking Lot Brawl… But I am being told that the Chaotic Cult were detained at the airport back in Miami…

Rhino:What did they do?

Mark:Not quite sure… But its the Chaotic Cult… Hopefully someone will find out what is going on there…But right now its time to find out who will…

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:It looks like it is time for the Shawn Michaels open challenge… As Shawn is in the ring with a microphone in hand…

HBK:Well lets see… I made the open challenge… Its been a week… So well… Willy… Send out one of your good frineds… Whether it is a BPU member of one of those people from the company you lost…So come on DOWN… Because you are the next contestant on the HBK KICKS MY ASS Program…

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Glasgow, England… Weighing in at 241 Pounds…RYDER…

(“Burn it All” plays as Ryder enters the arena…)

Mark:Shawn Michaels is going right after Ryder as he takes him down and hammers him with right hands…

Rhino:Shawn is just laying in to Ryder…

Mark:HBK takes Ryder in to the corner with hard knife edge chops to the chest of Ryder…

Rhino:He is lighting him up with those chops right to the chest…

Mark:Shawn Michaels whips him in to the corner… Shawn ducks his head and Ryder puts on the breaks and nails him with a DDT…

Rhino:Ryder is now trying to regroup after being assaulted by Shawn Michaels from the beginning…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is backed up in to the ropes and Ryder nails him with right hands…

Rhino:He is just opening up on the Heartbreak Kid…

Mark:Ryder hooks up Shawn Michaels for a vertical suplex… Michaels gets out and lands on his feet and hammers him with right hands…

Rhino:Shawn wasnt in this match for a wrestling match… He just wanted a fight…

Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Ryder in to the ropes… Reversal by Ryder… HBK comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm Shot by HBK…

Rhino:Shawn and Ryder are down…

Mark:Shawn Michaels nips back up… Ryder slowly gets up and gets caught with an atomic drop…

Rhino:Ryder is staggering around…

Mark:Hard clothesline by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn is rolling to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Shawn Michaels picks up a steel chair…

Rhino:HBK is rolling back in to the ring…

Mark:Ryder gets back up on to his feet… Steel Chair shot right to the skull of Ryder.. Shawn lays the chair out on to the face…

Rhino:Shawn is heading to the top rope…

Mark:Elbow Drop right to the face of Ryder and on to the steel chair…

Rhino:Shawn is setting up the for some Sweet Chin music… As he is tuning up the band…

Mark:Ryder staggers up… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! By The Showstopper as Michaels steps on the chest of Ryder… Cover 1……………………….2……………………..3……………ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:The Winner of the match… SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:HBK proved a point here tonight…

Mark:Looks like Shawn has something say…

HBK:BPU… WILLIAM MCCONNELL… DONT MESS WITH THE SHOWSTOPPER… CAUSE THIS IS WHAT YOU GET… AND IF YOU ARE NOT DOWN WITH THAT… I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!

Crowd:SUCK IT!

Mark:Shawn made a statement…As we now get set for the Number One Contenders Match for the FTW Championship…

FTW Championship Number One Contenders Match
Referee-Taz
Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson vs Shane Munns

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the FTW Championship… Introducing first…The Referee… The FTW Law & Order… TAZ…

(“Survive” plays as Taz enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Now the participants…From Morrisville, Nc… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… SHANE MUNNS…

(“Number 1” plays as Shane Munns enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Brian “HALF DOLLAR” Henderson…

(“Im Back” plays as Half Dollar enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go as Taz calls for the bell… Half Dollar and Shane Munns look at one another… Half Dollar goes in for a couple of right hands…

Rhino:Shane Munns is firing back with a couple of his own…

Mark:Shane Munns is now backing Brian Henderson in to the corner… Munns goes for a big right hand… Henderson ducks as he now puts Munns in the corner and hammers him with a couple of straight right hands…

Rhino:Munns is being rocked with right hands…

Mark:Half Dollar whips him in to the corner… Munns comes out and gets taken down with a running clothesline…

Rhino:That was a hard clothesline…

Mark:Half Dollar goes for a cover 1…………………..2……… Shane Munns kicks out… Munns now up on his feet… Half Dollar kicks him right in the midsection…

Rhino:He really kicked him hard as he has Shane Munns bent over…

Mark:Half Dollar now hooks him up… Implant DDT by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…

Rhino:Shane Munn’s head was drilled right in to the mat…

Mark:Half Dollar goes for the cover as Taz counts 1…………………………2………………….Shane Munns kicks out…

Rhino:Shane Munns is now rolling to the outside the ring…

Mark:Shane Munns is not staying to fight as he is walking up the ramp…

Rhino:Taz is yelling for him to get his ass back in the ring…

Mark:Half Dollar is now chasing Shane Munns up the ramp…

Rhino:Half Dollar is almost at Shane Munns…

Mark:Shane Munns turns around and lays him out with a right hand…

Rhino:Shane Munns suckered him right in…

Mark:Shane Munns grabs Half Dollar by the head and rams him head first in to the entrance set…

Rhino:Half Dollar is staggering around…

Mark:Shane Munns scoops up and slams Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson down on the the steel ramp… Half Dollar is rolling down the ramp back down to the ring…

Rhino:Shane Munns suckered Half Dollar in and is now taking advantage of the entire situation…

Mark:Shane Munns scoops up Half Dollar and drops him right on to the side of the ring…

Rhino:Taz is just letting these two men just go at it…

Mark:Taz wants to see if they are FTW Material and what better way than letting them beat the hell out of each other… Shane Munns sends Half Dollar back in to the ring…

Rhino:Munns is up on the top rope…

Mark:Half Dollar gets back up… Flying Clothesline by Shane Munns…

Rhino:Beautiful Clothesline by Shane Munns…

Mark:Munns goes for the cover on Half Dollar as Taz makes the count 1……………………………….2…………………….Kickout by Half Dollar…

Rhino:Shane Munns is now waiting for Half Dollar to get back up…

Mark:Half Dollar is up in the corner… Right hands by Shane Munns… Munns now puts Half Dollar up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Munns is climbing up the ropes now…

Mark:Hurricanranna off the top rope by Shane Munns to Half Dollar…

Rhino:Nice move…

Mark:Shane Munns goes for the cover as Taz makes the count 1………………………….2……………………….3……..NO! Half Dollar gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Shane Munns is now waiting for Half Dollar to get up… Half Dollar is using the ropes…

Mark:Half Dollar turns around… Kick to the midsection by Munns… Munns has him up on his shoulders… Here it comes… PASS TO DEATH! NO! Half Dollar counters out…

Rhino:If Munns hit it, it would be over…

Mark:Brian Henderson goes behind Shane Munns… Release German Suplex by Brian Henderson…

Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas and this could be a turning point of this match up…

Mark:Shane Munns is getting back up…

Rhino:Half Dollar is up as well…

Mark:Shane Munns goes for a right hand… Half Dollar blocks and comes back with a couple of right hands of his own…

Rhino:Munns is on the defensive now…

Mark:Half Dollar whips him in to the ropes… Munns comes off… High back body drop…

Rhino:Munns went high in to the air…

Mark:Half Dollar kicks Shane Munns in the midsection… Pulling Piledriver by Half Dollar… Half Dollar goes for the cover as Taz makes the count 1…………………………….2……………………3…….NO!

Rhino:Half Dollar thought he had it…

Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is now heading up to the top rope…

Rhino:What is going to try…

Mark:MILLION DOLLAR MOONSAULT! NO! Shane Munns moved out of the way…

Rhino:Shane Munns saw it coming and barely got out of the way…

Mark:Shane Munns hooks up Half Dollar… PASS TO DEATH!

Rhino:Thats it…

Mark:Shane Munns hooks the leg as Taz makes the count 1…………………………………….2……………………………3……………NO! Half Dollar got his shoulder up…

Rhino:Shane Munns can not believe that Half Dollar kicked out…

Mark:Half Dollar is staggering up on to his feet… Shane Munns has him up again… Another Pass to Death… NO! Half Dollar gets out of it and now turns Shane Munns around… DDT…

Rhino:Munns was dropped right on his head…

Mark:Half Dollar goes for the kill… POCKET CHANGE!

Rhino:Will Shane Munns tap out?

Mark:Shane Munns is trying to reach the ropes… Half Dollar has the body scissors locked in… SHANE MUNNS TAPS OUT!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON…

Rhino:Half Dollar makes it Two in a row and now has earned himself a title match against Chris Benoit for the FTW Championship…

Mark:Can Half Dollar become FTW Champion? We will see… Now its time for the Tag Team Titles to be on the line…

EWA Tag Team Championship Two of Three Tables Match
Degeneration X(c) vs L&LL Express

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set a Best Two of Three Falls Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship…Introducing first… The Challengers…Weighing in at a combined weight of 444 pounds… Lenny Lane & Lodi… The L&LL EXPRESS…

(“My Heart Goes Boom” plays as the L&LL Express enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponents…Weighing in at a combined weight of 607 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA Tag Team Champions… Kevin Nash and Scott Hall… THE OUTSIDERS…

(“Break it Down” plays as the Outsiders enter the arena…)

Mark:Its Scott Hall and Lenny Lane starting things out… Lenny Lane with a couple of elbows to the side of the head of Scott Hall to start this match up off… Hall gets backed up in to the ropes by Lenny Lane…

Rhino:Lodi just walked over and bit Scott Hall’s ass…

Mark:What the hell was that?

Rhino:He bit his ass… Dont ask me why…

Mark:Thats strange… Scott Hall goes to hit Lodi… Lenny turns him around and connects with a right hand… Irish whip by Lenny Lane… Hall comes off the ropes… Dropkick by Lenny Lane…

Rhino:Nice dropkick…

Mark:Scott Hall gets up in the corner… Lenny Lane gets on top of him and begins to hammer him with right hands…

Rhino:The crowd is chanting along…

Mark:Eight…Nine and a bite for good luck before Lenny Lane hits number ten…Scott Hall is stumbling out of the corner and falls right down…

Rhino:Thats not the first time he has ever done that…

Mark:That is true…Lenny Lane brings Scott Hall over to the corner and tags in Lodi… The L&LL Express with a little bit of double team on Scott Hall with shots to the midsection…

Rhino:Hall is not doing so good right now…

Mark:Lodi scoops up Scott Hall and slams him down to the ground… Lodi comes back and drops a fist drop on Scott Hall…

Rhino:There are no pinfalls… Only way to win is by putting your opponents through two tables…

Mark:On the outside Lenny is pulling out a table and sliding it in to the ring…

Rhino:Guess they want to get this done early…

Mark:Lodi opens up the table as Scott Hall gets back up on to his feet…Scott Hall rakes the eyes of Lodi as he was bringing him to the table…

Rhino:Scott Hall now is bringing Lodi over to the corner…

Mark:Kevin Nash gets the tag in and he is now going to work on Lodi in the corner…

Rhino:Nash is driving his knees in to Lodi…

Mark:The wind is being knocked out of Lodi and now Kevin Nash drives a big elbow right in to the head of Lodi…

Rhino:Lodi has a glazed look in his eyes…

Mark:Kevin Nash picks up Lodi and drops him with side walk slam…

Rhino:Kevin Nash is starting to feel it now…

Mark:Nash asks the fan if they want to see Lodi go through a table…

Rhino:The fans cheer as Nash moves the table closer to the middle of the ring…

Mark:Kevin Nash has him setup…

Rhino:Here comes Lenny in to the ring…

Mark:Scott Hall is coming in to the ring as well and Hall stops Lenny from attacking Kevin Nash…As he knocks Lenny Lane out of the ring… Nash picks up Lodi… Jackknife through the table…

Rhino:Thats one table for The Outsiders… One more and they win this match up…

Mark:Nash is telling Scott Hall to slide in another table…

Rhino:Scott Hall delivers and brings it in to the ring…

Mark:Kevin Nash opens up the table…

Rhino:Look up in the skybox… Its Rob Van Dam and Subway…

Mark:Looks like they are doing some scouting…

Rhino:Kevin Nash tags in Scott Hall…

Mark:Scott Hall now hammers Lodi with right hands putting him in to the corner…

Rhino:Scott Hall is putting Lodi up on the top rope and is now moving the table closer to the corner…

Mark:Hall is climbing up the ropes…

Rhino:Lenny is back in the ring and connects with a low blow…

Mark:Lenny and Lodi have Scott Hall setup… Double Powerbomb through the table…

Rhino:It is now all tied up…

Mark:Here comes Kevin Nash and now he is chasing Lenny out of the ring…

Rhino:Lodi and Scott Hall are trying to regroup…

Mark:Lodi is rolling to the outside and is bringing another table in to the ring…

Rhino:Lenny thinks he has escaped Kevin Nash…

Mark:Nash is behind him on the ramp and now picks him up and drops him with a sidewalk slam on the entrance ramp…

Rhino:Nash is walking back down to the ring…

Mark:Lodi has the table setup… Kicks Scott Hall in the midsection…

Rhino:I think we are gonna see a powerbomb…

Mark:Kevin Nash is in the ring and he clotheslines Lodi from behind…

Rhino:Nash took his head off…

Mark:Nash is helping Scott Hall to get Lodi up… RAZORS EDGE THROUGH THE TABLE!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions… THE OUTSIDERS…

Rhino:Nash and Hall retain the EWA Tag Team Titles…

Mark:The Outsiders are proving to be fighting champions… But it is now time for our… Wait a second…

(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena…)

Rhino:Its EWA Vice President Shane McMahon…

Mark:Looks like the Vice President has something to get off of his chest tonight…

Shane:Whats going on San Juan(crowd cheers! I hope you have all enjoy the show tonight and the next time the EWA is on the air it will be for Wednesday Night Xtreme… And I would like to announce one of the Featured Matches for that show… Its going to be a Six Man Tag Team Elimination Match between Degeneration X & Big Tyme Playas… And speaking of those two sides… As everyone knows by now as first broken on the eWaZone… It is going to be Triple H and Big Daddy Ace at Beach Brawl for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Rhino:Thats going to be a great match…

Shane:However I will announce that the match up will be THREE STAGES OF HELL… Just like we were going to have a few weeks ago…But we need to focus on Wednesday Night Xtreme and the other featured match will be a Eight Sided Cage Match for the FTW Championship as Chris Benoit defends against Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Those are your featured matches and there will be a big announcement this week on the eWazone and the EWA Radio Network… As we will reveal another match up for Beach Brawl 2006… Good Night Everyone and enjoy your MAIN EVENT…

Mark:Guess Rhino we will have to check eWazone.tk this week for a big announcement regarding Beach Brawl 2006… Right now its time for the Main Event…

Lumberjack Match
Triple H vs Lone Jobber

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Lumberjack Match… Introducing first… From The Slaughter House…Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…

(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X and is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Mark:The Lumberjacks are making their way to the ring and there are members of the BTP at ringside including The Dudley Boyz and The Rock… You have Ned Tesseract and Jay Jixhel…

Rhino:We see DX at ringside… Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash & Scott Hall… Sting is at ringside as well…

Mark:There are lumberjacks at ringside and they all have some sort of weapon…

Rhino:Lone Jobber and Triple H are doing a little bit of trash talking in the ring right now…

Mark:Triple H and Lone Jobber have been through many wars in the past and there they go… Right hands back and forth…

Rhino:They are just slugging it out…

Mark:Look at them go… They are just beating the hell out of one another…

Rhino:Triple H is starting to out slug Lone Jobber right now…

Mark:Triple H now with a straight right hand knocking down Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber staggers up on to his feet and Triple H clotheslines him out of the ring right in front of DX…

Rhino:Scott Hall just broke a beer bottle over the head of Lone Jobber…

Mark:After breaking the beer bottle over his head DX rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring…

Rhino:Triple H is now going to work on Lone Jobber in the corner…

Mark:The Game drives his foot in to the throat of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:He is choking the life out of him…

Mark:The referee pulls Triple H off of Lone Jobber… The Game now pulls Lone Jobber out of the corner and connects with a vertical suplex… The Game goes for a cover 1…………………..2…………….. Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H is now pulling Lone Jobber up off the ground…

Mark:Triple H throws Lone Jobber to the outside of the ring right to DX and Kevin Nash has a singapore cane…

Rhino:This is not gonna be good for Lone Jobber…

Mark:Lone Jobber takes a cane shot right to the head as Nash rolls him back in to the ring… Triple H goes for a cover 1………………………..2…………….. Lone Jobber kicks out again…

Rhino:Triple H is taking his time picking apart Lone Jobber…

Mark:Triple H with a couple of right hands backing Lone Jobber in to the corner…Triple H with an irish whip… Reversal by Lone Jobber… Triple H comes out of the corner… Running Enziguri by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Triple H falls out of the ring right in front of the Big Tyme Playas…

Mark:The Rock has a cooking sheet as Dvon holds him up and he cracks Triple H right in the head with the cooking sheet…

Rhino:Have you noticed Big Daddy Ace is not at ringside as a lumberjack…

Mark:I have noticed that… But as we already found it… There will be a Six Man Tag at Wednesday Night Xtreme between DX and the Big Tyme Playas… As The Rock throws Triple H back in to the ring… Lone Jobber now hooks up The Game and connects with a front face suplex…

Rhino:Nice move by Lone Jobber…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a cover 1……………………….2………………….Triple H gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet and is being backed up in to the corner…

Mark:Lone Jobber drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Triple H… The Game gets sent in to the corner…Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… And he just gave him a flying shoulder block…

Rhino:It was a blindside shoulder block…

Mark:I have seen that move somewhere… But I dont know…

Rhino:Was it in the jungle?

Mark:Might have been… But Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1……………………………….2…………….. Triple H gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is in control of the Game…

Mark:Lone Jobber throws The Game to the outside of the ring right in front of Sting…

Rhino:Sting has his baseball bat in hand…

Mark:Sting is lining up Triple H with the bat… But instead just throws him back in to the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is wondering why Sting didnt hit Triple H with the bat…

Mark:I am wondering that myself but Lone Jobber goes back to work as he sends him in to the ropes… Running Knee by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Thats a move out of Triple H’s playbook…

Mark:Running Knee drop as well just like Triple H as Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1………………………….2……………… The Game gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading to the top rope…

Mark:The Game is up on his feet and he falls in to the ropes and Lone Jobber is stopped on the top rope…

Rhino:The Game is climbing up the ropes…

Mark:Triple H has him hooked for a superplex… Blocked by Lone Jobber who knocks him off the top rope…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is standing up on the top rope…

Mark:450 SPLASH!

Rhino:He finally hit it…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1……………………………….2………………………………..3………….NO! Triple H kicks out…

Rhino:Lone Jobber believed he had him…

Mark:Triple H is now staggering up to his feet…Lone Jobber has him hooked up… THE GIMMICK! NO! Triple H blocks it and pushes him in the ropes…SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:Triple H just drove him right in to the mat…

Mark:The Game now waits for Lone Jobber to get up on to his feet…

Rhino:Nash is up on the apron…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is in the ring… Sweet Chin Music to Lone Jobber!

Rhino:Jobber is out on his feet…

Mark:PEDIGREE!

Rhino:Thats it…

Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1……………………………..2………………….3……… HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H…

Rhino:The Game picks up the win and had a little help from DX…

Mark:DX is in the ring now… The Big Tyme Playas are in the ring as well…

Rhino:There is no Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Wait a second… Ace just jumped the ramp…

Rhino:Ace is in the ring…

Mark:SPEAR! ON TRIPLE H!

Rhino:Its a Brawl…

Mark:DX and the BTP are brawling… Big Daddy Ace SPEARED The World Champion… Sting just watches on… WE GOTTA GO! SEE YOU AT WEDNESDAY NIGHT XTREME!

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