Friday Night Frenzy 03-10-06

Mark:Welcome everyone to Friday Night Frenzy… I am Mark joined by always as Rhino… Rhino tonight could be a very interesting night…

Rhino:Yes it could be Mark… Can Lone Jobber regain the World Heavyweight Championship?

Mark:He could… He has his chance here tonight…

Rhino:Or will Doug Kinsella be able to continue he reign as World champion?

Mark:That will be answered tonight… Also we will see the return of Christian to Singles Action here on Weekly as he takes on Triple H… But the big question… Who is this watch dog?

Rhino:I have no idea…

Mark:If we get information… We will let you know… But it is now time for our opening contest…

Evis Holliday vs Payne Killer

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Troy, Al… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… EVIS HOLLIDAY…

(“Bodies” plays as Evis Holliday enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Selma, Ca… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… PAYNE KILLER…

(“Thou Shall” plays as Payne Killer enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go…Payne Killer and Evis Holliday lock up in the center of the ring… Holliday starts hammering Payne Killer with a couple of right hands backing him up in to the ropes…

Rhino:The referee got right in there and made sure that there was a clean break…

Mark:Holliday backs up… Payne Killer spears him…

Rhino:Aggressive move from Payne Killer…

Mark:The Spear catches Holliday off guard as he now follows it up with boots to the midsection… Quick elbow drop by Payne Killer…

Rhino:Payne Killer taking out some aggression on Evis Holliday…

Mark:Payne Killer hasnt been the same the last couple of weeks but right now is coming out on fire…

Rhino:Evis Holliday is backed up in the corner…

Mark:Payne Killer now charges… Evis Holliday moves out of the way and Payne Killer hits the corner with his chest… Holliday now turns him around and starts opening up with straight right hands…

Rhino:Look at Holliday just open up on him…

Mark:Holliday now scoops up Payne Killer and drops him head first on to the top turnbuckle…. Payne Killer spins around… Full Nelson Slam by Evis Holliday…

Rhino:Holliday just drilled Payne Killer right in to the canvas…

Mark:Evis Holliday goes for a cover 1…………………………2………………………Payne Killer gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Right now Holliday needs to stay on Payne Killer and continue to wear him down…

Mark:Holliday now whips Payne Killer in to the ropes… Powerslam by Evis Holliday… Another cover 1……………………..2……………….. Payne Killer gets shoulder up…

Rhino:Payne Killer is now pulling himself up in the corner…

Mark:Holliday charges and spears him in the corner…

Rhino:That just knocked all of the wind right out of Payne Killer…

Mark:Holliday is now putting Payne Killer up on the top rope…

Rhino:This could be a big move for Evis Holliday…

Mark:Holliday looks to have Payne Killer hooked up for some sort of DDT…

Rhino:This is going to do Payne Killer in…

Mark:Implant DDT! FROM THE TOP ROPE!

Rhino:What a move by Evis Holliday…

Mark:This could be it as Evis Holliday goes for a cover 1…………………………….2……………………..3….NO! Payne Killer got his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was very very close…

Mark:Evis Holliday thought he had the win but it was not to be at that moment Rhino…

Rhino:It looks like he is waiting for Payne Killer to get up on his feet as it could be time for the Holliday Destroyer…

Mark:Payne Killer holding on to his head as he gets back up on to his feet…

Rhino:This could be it…

Mark:Evis Holliday has him setup… Payne Killer fighting back with shots to the ribs of Evis Holliday…

Rhino:There is fight left in Payne Killer…

Mark:Holliday with a kick to the midsection of Payne Killer…

Rhino:There is the signal…

Mark:Backdrop by Payne Killer…Evis Holliday turns around… Payne Killer drops him with a spinebuster…

Rhino:Holliday is now staggering to his feet…

Mark:The Payne Reliever has been called for… And its been delivered… PAYNE RELIVER TO EVIS HOLLIDAY…

Rhino:Thats gonna be it for Evis Holliday…

Mark:Payne Killer hooks the leg 1………………………2…………………3….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PAYNE KILLER…

Rhino:Payne Killer gets back on the winning track…

Mark:He sure did… Right now we are going to the parking lot as a limousine has just arrived…

Rhino:Who is in that limo?

Mark:Could it be the person Omega has hired to watch over Shane McMahon? We are going to try and get an update after the next match… Right now its back to ringside…

Powerbomb Match
Shawn Michaels vs Batista

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Powerbomb Match… Introducing first… From Washington, DC… Weighing in at 317 Pounds… BATISTA…

(“I Walk Alone” plays as Batista enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is at a huge disadvantage in this match up Mark…

Mark:That he is Rhino… He is giving up power and strength to Batista…

Rhino:Plus I have never seen Shawn Michaels perform a powerbomb…

Mark:HBK goes right after Batista hammering him with straight right hands… Michaels continues to hammer him before whipping him in to the ropes…

Rhino:Batista with a reversal…

Mark:Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes and Batista with a high back body drop…

Rhino:Shawn got sent high in to the air…

Mark:Michaels back up on his feet… Running Clothesline by Batista knocking Shawn Michaels over the ropes…

Rhino:Shawn is hanging on…

Mark:Batista turns back around… Shawn Michaels skins the cat and grabs Batista by the head and headscissors him over the top rope and to the floor goes Batista…

Rhino:Nice move by Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now with the twinkle in his eye and he launches himself over the top rope…

Rhino:Batista caught him in midair…

Mark:Batista rams Shawn Michaels back right in to the ring post…

Rhino:Shawn tried to be the Showstopper and it backfired for him…

Mark:Batista now pulls up a piece of the floor padding exposing the concrete…

Rhino:I think this is trouble for Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Batista scoops up Shawn Michaels and slams him right down on to the concrete…

Rhino:Shawn is holding on to his back…

Mark:Batista rolls Shawn Michaels back in to the ring…

Rhino:Batista is enjoying dishing out the punishment to Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now back on his feet…Batista hooks him up and drops him right on his knee with a backbreaker…

Rhino:Batista is not letting go…

Mark:Batista with a backbreaker submission locked in on Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:There is nothing the referee can do about it though as the only way this match up can end is by powerbomb only…

Mark:This is smart strategy in the part of Batista if you think about it…

Rhino:I agree… An injured back wont allow HBK to even attempt a powerbomb…

Mark:Batista picks him up and drops him with a side walk slam…

Rhino:Batista is telling the fans that its over…

Mark:Shawn Michaels gets back up on his feet…

Rhino:Time for the Batista Power Bomb…

Mark:Batista has him setup… BATISTA BOMB! NO! Shawn Michaels is fighting out of it with right hands…

Rhino:Shawn is doing his best to fight out of the power bomb…

Mark:Shawn gets out and he lands right on top of Batista… HBK hammers him with right hands before he gets up…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now waiting on Batista…

Mark:Right hands by HBK backing Batista up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Shawn Michaels… Reversal… HBK comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm shot connects…

Rhino:Here comes the nip up…

Mark:Indeed there it was… Batista is back up as well… Atomic Drop by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn is starting to get in to a little groove…

Mark:Running Clothesline by Shawn Michaels knocking down the monster Batista…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is heading up to the top rope…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop connects by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:The Showstopper is in control as he is now tuning up the band…

Mark:Its going to be time for Some Sweet Chin Music…

Rhino:But will this be a bad move… If he is knocked out how can he power bomb him…

Mark:Good Point… Batista is back up… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Batista ducks…

Rhino:Shawn is now in trouble…

Mark:SPINEBUSTER!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels was just drilled in to the canvas…

Mark:Batista now trying to gather himself…

Rhino:HBK is staggering up in to the corner…

Mark:Batista now climbs up on Shawn Michaels in the corner and hammers him with right hands…

Rhino:He is just trying to knock out Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Low Blow…

Rhino:Shawn is still alive…

Mark:HBK has him hooked… POWERBOMB! BY HBK! This one is Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:HBK found a way to power bomb Batista…

Mark:Thats why Shawn Michaels is a veteran in this business he knows what to do in any sort of situation…

Rhino:What the Hell…

Mark:DOUG KINSELLA JUST LAID OUT SHAWN MICHAELS!

Rhino:Why did he do it?

Mark:I dont know but Doug Kinsella just laid out Shawn Michaels with the World Heavyweight Championship…

Rhino:Why is Doug Kinsella attacking Shawn Michaels when he has to deal with Lone Jobber later tonight…

Mark:Dont know… But Kent Richardson is outside in the parking lot with an update on who is in the limousine… Kent…

Kent:Thanks Mark… I have been trying to get a word on who is in the limo but they are not opening up the door…

Mark:Has anyone been out there to see who is in the limo?

Kent:An EWA Official went inside the limo and came out… Didnt say anything though…Im going to try and find out more information… I’ll get back to you…

Mark:Thanks Kent… Lets get back to the ring for more action…

Road Warrior Animal vs James Davis

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… Accompained by Heidenreich…ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL…

(“What a Rush” plays as Heidenreich & Animal enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Kodak, Tn.. Weighing in at 243 Pounds… Accompanied by Jay Sabre… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… JAMES DAVIS…

(“Papercut” plays as Davis & Sabre enter the arena…)

Mark:Heidenreich and Jay Sabre are being handcuffed together on the outside…

Rhino:That way neither one can interfer in this match up…

Mark:James Davis gets right up in the face of Animal… Davis slaps Animal right across the face… Animal slaps him right back…

Rhino:Road Warrior Animal wasnt taking any disrespect by James Davis…

Mark:Animal whips him in to the ropes… Flapjack driving James Davis right in to the canvas…

Rhino:That has to knock the wind right out of you…

Mark:Elbow to the lower back of James Davis by Animal…

Rhino:Animal has the power advantage over James Davis…

Mark:He sure does… As he now lifts him up in a millitary press…

Rhino:Where is he going to drop him…

Mark:Wont have to as James Davis gets out and now goes behind him… Reverse DDT by James Davis…

Rhino:Davis is now putting the boots to Road Warrior Animal…

Mark:James Davis now whips Animal in to the ropes… Dropkick that catches Road Warrior Animal square in the jaw…

Rhino:That was a nice dropkick…

Mark:Heres the cover by James Davis 1………………………….2……………. Animal kicks out before the referee could count to three…

Rhino:James Davis is now hooking up Animal for some sort of Suplex…

Mark:Dragon Suplex with a bridge by James Davis 1…………………2………………….Animal gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:That was a beautiful suplex by James Davis…

Mark:It sure was Rhino…As now James Davis heads up to the top rope…

Rhino:James Davis could be making a mistake right here…

Mark:James Davis with a crossbody… He was caught…

Rhino:Animal caught him in mid air and now James Davis is in some trouble…

Mark:Animal lifts him up in to a millitary press and drops him right down…

Rhino:Animal is now gathering himself before going back on the attack…

Mark:Running Clothesline by Animal…

Rhino:Davis got right back up Mark…

Mark:Another Running Clothesline and once again James Davis got up…

Rhino:James Davis wont stay down…

Mark:Animal now charges and connects with a flying shoulder block…

Rhino:James Davis is not getting right up this time around…

Mark:Animal is now putting James Davis up on the top rope…

Rhino:Jay Sabre just threw powder in the eyes of Heidenreich…

Mark:Heidenreich has been blinded…

Rhino:Jay Sabre just threw something to James Davis as Animal was distracted…

Mark:The referee is now on the outside with Sabre and Heidenreich telling him not to get involved…

Rhino:James Davis just put whatever Jay Sabre through to him…

Mark:Animal is climbing up the top rope…Right hand by James Davis and it looked like he had brass knuckles on his hand…

Rhino:The referee didnt see it…

Mark:James Davis comes off the top rope as he now goes for the cover on Animal 1…………………………2……………………3………. NO! Animal kicked out…

Rhino:James Davis can not believe it…

Mark:James Davis now hooks up Road Warrior Animal…

Rhino:Looks like its time for the X2 Piledriver…

Mark:X2 PILEDRIVER! NO! Countered by Animal who back drops out of it…

Rhino:Animal is starting to fight back…

Mark:Jay Sabre is trying to get back in… Animal pushes Davis in to Sabre…

Rhino:James Davis is staggering around as he and Sabre collided with each others head…

Mark:School Boy by Animal… 1…………………………….2…………………………3……. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL…

Rhino:With the win Road Warrior Animal has earn himself and Heidenreich a shot at the EWA Tag Team Championship…

Mark:That will happen at our next event… But right now its time for more EWA Action…

Triple H vs Christian

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Captain Charisma… CHRISTIAN…

(“Just Close Your Eyes” plays as Christian enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… The Game TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell has sounded and this match up is underway… The Game locks up with Christian in the center of the ring… Triple H shoves Christian down to the canvas…

Rhino:And he begins the trash talking…

Mark:Christian gets back up on his feet and shoves Triple H… The Game smirks at him and now goes to shove Christian… Christian moves out of the way and begins to laugh right in the face of Triple H…

Rhino:The Game doesnt like the fact that Christian is laughing at him…

Mark:The Game charges again and Christian moves… The Game turns around and Christian takes down with a big right hand… Triple H gets back up and Christian lays him out with a clothesline…

Rhino:Christian is getting underneath the skin of Triple H here in the early going…

Mark:Triple H gets back up on his feet in the corner and takes his time before locking back up with Christian… Christian goes behind Triple H and slaps him across the back of the head…

Rhino:The Peeps are enjoying the antics of Captain Charisma…

Mark:Christian with a headlock on The Game grinding away at him… The Game shoves him off in to the ropes… Christian comes off the ropes and Triple H knocks him down with a shoulder block…

Rhino:Christian’s head bounced right off the canvas…

Mark:Christian gets back up and The Game nails him with a couple of straight right hands backing him up in to the corner… Triple H with an irish whip… Reversal by Christian… The Game flips in the corner…

Rhino:Triple H was spun around and is now staggering around in the ring…

Mark:Spin Heel Kick by Christian taking out The Game…

Rhino:Triple H is rolling to the outside of the ring to gather himself…

Mark:Christian with a baseball slide… Triple H side steps him and pulls him out of the ring and lays him out with a clothesline…

Rhino:Triple H is now getting himself together after the Christian attack…

Mark:Triple H with a hard irish whip and Christian goes right in to the steel steps…

Rhino:The Game just rolled Christian back in to the ring…

Mark:Triple H now with an irish whip in to the ropes… Tilt A Whirl Slam by The Game driving Christian in to the canvas… The Game goes for a cover 1……………………………2…………………Christian gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H now taking his time picking apart Christian…

Mark:Triple H lifts him up and drops him with a back breaker… Another cover by The Game 1………………………….2……………………..Christian gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:Christian is in some trouble right now as it is all Triple H at the moment…

Mark:Triple H backs Christian in to the corner and nails him with a hard knife edge chop…

Rhino:Christian’s chest lit up after that chop…

Mark:Triple H with a hard irish whip and Christian goes hard in to the corner and falls back down…

Rhino:Triple H has a smile on his face after seeing Christian fall down…

Mark:Triple H picks up Christian again and drops him with another back breaker… One more cover by The Game 1…………………….2……………. Christian gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:Christian is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Game has him now setup on the top rope…

Rhino:Christian seems to be out of it as he is on the top rope…

Mark:Triple H climbs up on the top rope as he has him hooked up… Superplex… No… Countered by Christian as he shoves Triple H off the top rope…

Rhino:The Game is back up on his feet…

Mark:Flying Clothesline by Christian taking out the game…

Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas right now… After Christian laid out The Game with a clothesline…

Mark:Triple H is back up on his feet…

Rhino:Christian is up on his feet as well…

Mark:Right hands by The Game… Blocked by Christian who starts hammering back with right hands of his own… Christian with an irish whip… The Game comes off the ropes… High back body drop…

Rhino:The Game is staggering back up on his feet…

Mark:Christian hooks him up… DDT by Christian laying out The Game… Christian goes for a cover on Triple H 1………………………..2………………………….The Game gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Christian is now heading up to the top rope…

Mark:Missle Dropkick by Christian laying out The Game… Christian goes for another cover 1………………………..2………………………3……NO! The Game gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Christian is starting to feel it…

Mark:Christian now waits for Triple H to get back up on his feet…

Rhino:The Game is in trouble…

Mark:Christian hooks him up… UNPRETTIER! NO! The Game pushes him off in to the ropes… Running High Knee by The Game right to the head of Christain…

Rhino:Christian is now starting to stagger back up on to his feet…

Mark:Kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:Thats it…

Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1……………………….2…………….3…. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H…

Rhino:The Game gets back on track after a win over Christian…

Mark:Triple H is back on a roll… Will anyone be able to stop him… As we now get set for Death By Tables for the FTW Championship…

Big Daddy Ace vs Heidenreich
Written by Dprincedso & Rocknsock5230

Mark: Rhino, normally I would come from a Christian and Hunter match and say something like another great match but I believe this match was a bit different as both men fought like they had something to prove more so than ever.

Rhino:The Match up saw alot of back and forth action, but in the end the better man came out on top. Right now, we are going to see the returning Big Daddy Ace in action and here he comes.

Mark: This is a real EWA crowd too. Not your normal “do what I say” crowd that the wrestlers usually come out to. Some are chanting welcome back. Others go back home. Obviously, the EWA split on Ace here as he makes his way down to the ring. He looks physically fit but the story is going to be what he does in the ring.

Rhino:That would be correct, as he has had his personal problems, which has taken him out of action. But now its back to business for Ace. Coming to the ring now to his familiar tune, the man who is on a mission to get back the FTW Championship, Heidenreich. Do you think he can do it later tonight?

Mark: Is Heidenreich going to even go through with this? He said that he wanted to go after the FTW and that Chris should be there. Dangerous Politics kicks up and I guess we find out if the match happens or not.

Rhino:It looks like he is coming out here. If I were Ace, I would strike early and often, being that it is his first match up back.

Mark: Heidenreich nodding his head as he holds a microphone in his hands. Heidenreich been acting real strange as of late and I’m sure none of us expected him to stop in the middle of the aisleway and cut a promo.

Heidenreich: You know, I wanted to make this worthwhile and have us face Taz under the 24/7 rule. Since you want to cut some company time, I’m not going to waste mine, Chris. I’m going back to wait for Taz and Anarchiah and I’m gonna send them both the hell. You do what you want. I’m out of here.

Mark: Just what is wrong with Heidenreich anyway? He refuses to call Big Daddy Ace just that; Big Daddy Ace and now, he turns his back and walks away refusing to wrestle! What’s Ace going to do? Let him walk away or go after him?

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is not letting him walk away just yet as he runs up the ramp and goes after Heidenreich from behind… Guess Big Daddy Ace is here to fight Heidenreich and could care less about what Heidenreich wants to do.

Mark: Ace nails Heidenreich in the back! There’s the bell and Ace with some furious punches to Heidenreich’s head! Heidenreich trying to cover up but with no luck! Ace picks him up and a kick right to Heidenreich’s chest! Ace grabs the arm and looks like he’s going to get this fight out in the crowd here! Sends Heidenreich to the wall!

Rhino:Heidenreich is dazed and confused as he stands at the wall… Big Daddy Ace now reaches and pulls out a steel chair…Steel Chair Shot… Ducked by Heidenreich and all Big Daddy Ace was able to get was concrete wall… I dont think thats what he had planned.

Mark: His hands numb from the impact and what the hell? Heidenreich just hit Ace right in his lower back! I’m sure as I saw it that was a kidney shot! Another shot to the back of the neck? What the hell is wrong with this guy? Heidenreich with a whip and Big Daddy Ace just vanished into the curtains backstage!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just picked up something from underneath a table backstage… Heidenreich turns the corner and just got blasted with a fire extinguisher…Heidenreich seems to be blinded… But who is that coming down the hall way?

Mark: I don’t know! I can’t see! Ace with the extinguisher and is just emptying it all on Heidenreich! Man, that’s gotta be cold! Heidenreich and Ace somewhere inside all that smoke! I hear fighting as this smoke clears. What the hell! It’s Taz and Anarchiah! Taz is choking out Anarchiah with that towel he wears around his neck! Did I miss something like oh, I don’t know, the FTW Title Match starting a few minutes ago?

Rhino:FTW is always 24/7, so I guess Anarchiah and Taz decided to start a little early tonight. Wonder who started the fight. But Taz is on the back of Anarchiah as he continues the choke…Anarchiah just fell backwards right on top of Taz. Look Out… Heidenreich just got hit in the head with the fire extinguisher. Looks like Heidenreich could be out cold…

Mark: The metal could be heard echoing off the head of Heidenreich as Ace just got his spring training in early and hit a home run. Ace not letting go of the extinguisher. Hits Taz off Anarchiah! Does this mean that Ace took up on Heidenreich’s challenge? Who knows? Ace with the extinguisher and nails Anarchiah in his chest! Ace finally drops that extinguisher. Measuring Taz now. YAKUZA….no! Counter! Taz hooks him! CAPTURE SUPLEX AND ACE GOES RIGHT THROUGH THAT LOCKER ROOM DOOR! Who’s dressing room is that?

Rhino:All I see are leather pants and handcuffs, must be Lenny & Lodi’s locker room…Taz is now on top of Ace and is just hammering with clubbing shots to the head…Heidenreich is now getting up… Anarachiah just spun Heidenreich around and both big men are nose to nose… For once Heidenreich is looking up at someone…

Mark: I think that extinguisher shot opened Heidenreich up as Anarchiah and Heidenreich are wailing away at each other! Heidenreich not being able to get much advantage bleeding from that extinguisher shot and only managing a few shots as Heidenreich is sent crashing into all that stage equipment! Those boxes and whatever’s in them come crashing down! I’m still wondering if this has become a 4-way FTW fight though!

Rhino:It looks that way to me right now Mark… Taz just grabbed a pair of handcuffs… What the hell… Big Daddy Ace has just been handcuffed to the locker… He is just wide open for punishment… From Behind… Anarchiah just laid out Taz… He seems to be dragging Taz out of the locker room and down towards the gorilla position…

Mark: And Taz intelligently hooking those cuffs so that they would lock around one of those hooks inside the locker because with Ace’s strength, he could rip the door off a locker with ease. Taz fighting out but Anarchiah using his power advantage to bring him back out here in the Delta Center. Here we go! Taz and Anarchiah for the FTW Championship in DEATH BY TABLES! Anarchiah wish those huge forearm shots to the back of Taz’s back and Hardcore Theater showing that indeed Ace is still chained to the inside of the locker but clearly not inside the locker itself. Heidenreich, still buried under all that stage equipment which is now being pushed away and I guess that means Heidenreich’s about to free himself.

Rhino:Heidenreich is out from underneath the stage equipment and he is trying to get to where Taz and Anarchiah are… Taz just got thrown head first in to the steel…Taz staggering around a big boot from Anarchiah laying him down… Anarchiah is looking down at the tables and is looking to send Taz through the table…

Mark: Taz in trouble as Heidenreich comes out here! Taz about to go through the tables! No! Taz sidesteps the big boot and lands a huge belly-to-belly that won’t keep Anarchiah down but will stun him. And would you look into the eyes of Heidenreich as he caught a glimpse of the helpless Ace!

Rhino:Heidenreich just spun Taz around and laid him out with a clothesline…Taz looks to be in trouble as Heidenreich is looking to put him through a table…Heidenreich has Taz up on his shoulder… This is not going to be good for Taz… Anarchiah just pulled Taz down and now Heidenreich and Anarchiah are face to face…

Mark:Things are looking to explode here Rhino… Slugfest is on… Heidenreich and Anarchiah trading blows back and forth…Neither man is giving an inch… Which one will budge Rhino…

Rhino:Heidenreich is starting to stagger backwards towards the back of the stage…Anarchiah goes for a big boot…

Mark:Heidenreich moved out of the way and Anarchiah’s foot goes right in to the set…

Rhino:Anarchiah is now in trouble…

Mark:Heidenrich with a dropkick staggering the big man Anarchiah… Taz just hooked up Anarchiah from behind… T-BONE TAZPLEX OFF OF THE STAGE THROUGH THE TABLES!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW Champion… TAZ…

Rhino:Taz retained… Heidenreich isnt happy at all…

Mark:Officials are keeping everyone separated… Right now its time for the…

(“No Chance” plays as Shane McMahon enters the arena)

Rhino:What is Shane doing out here?

Mark:Looks like we are going to find out…

Shane:You have all heard the rumors… You have seen all of the reports on the website… That Omega is hiring someone to watch over me and what I do… The question I have is why… Why doesnt Omega trust me running the show? Is it because he needs to show off his power and make it seem like hes in charge? But who really knows what Omega is thinking… But what I do know is that a Limousine has been parked outside all night and Omega… I know you are in it… So Omega… Come out here Right Now and let me in on exactly what is going on…

Mark:Shane McMahon is calling out Omega…

Rhino:Is Omega going to come out?

(“Medal” plays in the arena as the crowd goes crazy as Kurt Angle comes down to the ring)

Mark:Its Kurt Angle… Im in complete Shock…

Rhino:So Am I… Why is he out here?

Mark:Kurt is smiling… Shane looks confused as Kurt Angle steps in the ring and is face to face with Shane McMahon…

Shane:Kurt… What are you doing out here?

Kurt Angle: Well you see Shane. Let me put it like this, I’m out here for one reason only. And that reason is that from now on, from this very moment, you can refer to me as . . . partner. Oh it’s true.

Rhino:Partner?

Shane:What do you mean Partner Kurt? I am the only Vice President in this company… How could you be my partner?

Kurt Angle: Shane now I know we’ve been friends for a long time, I know it’s been a while since you’ve seen me. But let me try putting it like this . . . Your new eWa commissioner has arrived. Oh it’s true! IT’S DAMN TRUE!

Mark:Kurt Angle is the new Commissioner… I am in total shock…

Shane:Kurt, I must say… At least for once Omega got it right… Because who better than my good friend Kurt Angle… An Olympic Gold Medalist to be the guy I am going to work with every single week to make sure that this company is the best in the business… I dont know what to say Kurt… But welcome aboard…

Kurt Angle: Thanks Shane. And like you said, Omega finally got it right. You see he called me up and asked me to come in for an interview. What it was about, I didn’t know. But he was looking for a certain individual who could work well with yourself Shane, someone who could help make this business even better. He saw our chemistry and made it happen. And Shane, what better combination of business partners than friends. Put it there pal.

Mark:Kurt Angle sticks out his hand for a handshake and Shane shakes his hand…

Rhino:It looks like we have a united force finally running the day to day operations of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…

Mark:Shane just opens his arms up for a hug… Kurt Angle goes in and hugs Shane McMahon…

Rhino:These two guys are going to make a great team… I cant wait to see what they have planned for the EWA…

Mark:They are still hugging and smiling…I guess we should go the video package for the main event..

Rhino:Kurt Angle seems to be enjoying… Why did Kurt just get angry all of a sudden… Did someone say something to him…

Mark:OH MY GOD! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON SHANE MCMAHON! WHY DID KURT DO THAT!?!

Rhino:Shane McMahon has been laid out by Kurt Angle… But Why?

Mark:Kurt is now walking up the ramp once again smiling… Why in the world would Kurt Angle turn his back on his good friend Shane McMahon? Right now we need to get set for our main event…

EWA World Heavyweight Championship Ultimate X Match
Doug Kinsella(c) vs Lone Jobber

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is an ULTIMATE X MATCH and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…LONE JOBBER…

(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… DOUG KINSELLA…

(“Pieces” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Mark:Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella are looking up at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship that is hanging above them on the wires…

Rhino:Those wires look to be wrapped on barbed wire… Taking this match up to a whole other level…

Mark:Thumb to the eye by Lone Jobber taking advantage of Doug Kinsella looking up at the championship…Doug Kinsella gets back up in to the ropes by Lone Jobber…Irish whip by Lone Jobber sending Doug Kinsella in to the ropes… Doug Kinsella comes off the ropes… Leap Frog by Doug Kinsella over Lone Jobber… Doug comes back off and Lone Jobber connects with a monkey flip…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella gets back up…

Mark:Running Clothesline by Lone Jobber sending Doug Kinsella over the top rope and to the floor he goes…

Rhino:The former World Champion is coming out ready to fight…

Mark:Lone Jobber is on the top rope and now goes on to the structure… Lone Jobber ducks off the structure and drops him with a double axe handle…

Rhino:Lone Jobber reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a steel chair…

Mark:Lone Jobber throws the chair right in to the face of Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Right now Lone Jobber has come out fighting while the World Champion Doug Kinsella doesnt seem to be in to it at least here in the early going…

Mark:Doug Kinsella gets rolled back in to the ring by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is climbing up the structure and is going to go after the World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is back up and is trying to pull Lone Jobber off the ropes… Lone Jobber’s legs are wrapped around the head of Doug Kinsella… Kinsella pulls him down… Headscissors take over by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Doug thought he was doing one thing… While Lone Jobber pulled off a very nice move…

Mark:Mr. EWA Lone Jobber with a dropkick and Doug Kinsella goes rolling to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is trying to regroup and Lone Jobber is once again climbing up the structure…

Mark:Lone Jobber is up on the wires and Lone Jobber’s hands continue to get cut up from the barbed wire…

Rhino:He is being a man about it and is just going for the title…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is back in the ring… Lone Jobber dives at him… Doug Kinsella ducks and Lone Jobber hits the canvas…

Rhino:Doug is now putting the boots to Lone Jobber…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now picks up Lone Jobber and has him hooked for a suplex… Front Face Suplex dropping Lone Jobber across the top rope…

Rhino:What is Doug planning on doing now?

Mark:Running Dropkick to the face of Lone Jobber as he was hanging on the top rope and Lone Jobber hits the floor hard…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now looking up at his championship and begins to climb up the structure…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is up at the wires and now has to cross the wires that are wrapped in barbed wire… Doug Kinsella getting close to the championship… Lone Jobber throws a Playstation 2 at Doug Kinsella knocking him off the wires…

Rhino:The EWA Classic Weapon the Playstation 2…

Mark:Lone Jobber throws a couple of steel chairs in to the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber opens up the steel chairs and puts them together…

Mark:Lone Jobber now goes to hook up Doug Kinsella for a suplex… Doug Kinsella blocks the suplex…Doug with knees to the midsection of Lone Jobber to block the suplex…Doug Kinsella goes behind Lone Jobber… Release German Suplex on to the steel chairs…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella just threw Lone Jobber right out of the ring…

Mark:Doug goes outside with him… Doug Kinsella hooks up Lone Jobber and slams him right on to the steel steps… Doug Kinsella scoops up Lone Jobber again and rams him right in to the steel steps again…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is hurting now…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now back in the ring taunting the fans before heading up the structure…

Rhino:He wants to get his championship…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is now going across the wires as the barbed wire digs in to his hands… Lone Jobber is starting to get up…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is getting close to the championship…

Mark:Doug loses grip to the wires and is holding on with one hand…

Rhino:This is giving Lone Jobber an opening that he needs…

Mark:Doug Kinsella gets pulled down by Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella hits the mat hard… Lone Jobber now picks up Doug Kinsella and nails him with a hangman’s neckbreaker…

Rhino:Lone Jobber just looked up and smiled at the championship…

Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Doug Kinsella and drops him with a DDT on to the steel chair…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now going over to the struture and is beginning to climb up to the wires…

Mark:Lone Jobber is getting to the wires…

Rhino:Um… Mark I think he climb a little too high…

Mark:He is abve the wires now standing on top of the structure… Lone Jobber is now tight rope walking the wires…

Rhino:Thats an Ultimate X First…Never seen someone try and do that…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now close to the championship…

Rhino:All he has to do is reach down and unhook the title…

Mark:Doug Kinsella threw a chair up at Lone Jobber…

Rhino:It missed but Lone Jobber is trying to regain his balance…

Mark:The second chair didnt miss as Lone Jobber takes a hard fall to the canvas…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now on the outside of the ring and has just pulled out a table…

Mark:The table is brought in to the ring as Doug Kinsella has the table opened up…

Rhino:The World Heavyweight Champion is looking to put his challenger right through the table…

Mark:Doug Kinsella and Lone Jobber are on the table… Doug Kinsella is hooking him up… PILEDRIVER! NO! LOW BLOW! By Lone Jobber…

Rhino:He just saved himself…

Mark:DDT THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:Doug looks to be out of it now…

Mark:That took a lot of out Lone Jobber as well as he is struggling to get to his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is on his feet now and is now climbing up the structure…

Mark:Lone Jobber is not as quick as he was earlier on in the match up…

Rhino:Doug is starting to move and crawling towards the other corner…

Mark:Lone Jobber is starting to slowly get over to the World Title Belt…

Rhino:Doug is up the structure now…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is starting to climb across…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is at the championship…

Mark:OH MY GOD! SPEAR BY DOUG KINSELLA!

Rhino:What a heads up move by Doug Kinsella and now both of them are down on the canvas…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has no idea where he is right now as he staggers up…

Mark:FINAL TOUCH! By Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:And thats the end for Lone Jobber…

Mark:Doug Kinsella now looks up and his title and is now on his way to go recapturing the championship…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella makes the climb up the structure… Lone Jobber is just now starting to move…

Mark:Doug Kinsella fights off the pain from the barbed wire…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now up on his feet…

Mark:Doug is at the championship… Lone Jobber throws the chair at Doug and now Doug is hanging from the wires…

Rhino:The Barbed Wire is digging in to his hands…

Mark:Lone Jobber pulls Doug Kinsella off of the wires and he goes crashing in to the mat again…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now climbing up the structure…

Mark:Doug is climbing up the other side and now its a race to the World Heavyweight Title…

Rhino:Who is going to get the title first…

Mark:Both men are kicking each other…

Rhino:Doug just kicked Lone Jobber’s one arm off the ropes…

Mark:Lone Jobber is hanging by one arm… LOW KICK! By Lone Jobber and Doug Kinsella goes crashing to the canvas…

Rhino:Lone Jobber now climbs closer to the title…

Mark:Doug Kinsella gets up and goes to pull down Lone Jobber…

Rhino:OH MY GOD!

Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY SHAWN MICHAELS!

Rhino:HBK has laid out Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Doug Kinsella it out cold… Lone Jobber grabs the World Heavyweight Championship… NEW CHAMPION!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion… LONE JOBBER!

Rhino:Lone Jobber has the World Heavyweight Title for the second time in the last three months…

Mark:The bigger story is that Shawn Michaels cost Doug Kinsella the title… After the attack Doug put on him earlier in the night… What is going to happen between those two… What will happen between Shane McMahon & Kurt Angle… Good Night Everyone… Lone Jobber is once again WORLD CHAMPION!

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