Saturday Night Torture 12-09-06
Mark:Welcome to The Nutter Center… Welcome to EWA Saturday Night Torture Live from Dayton, Ohio presented by eWazone.com… Alongside Rhino I am Mark and what a Main Event we have got tonight…
Rhino:The Fifteen Foot High Steel Cage will surround the ring tonight as the Number One Contender for Lone Jobber’s eWa World Heavyweight Championship will be determined…
Mark:As tonight Big Daddy Ace and Doug Kinsella will collide tonight in our Main Event…
Rhino:One of these men will go to New Years Evil and will fight Lone Jobber for the World Title…
Mark:Lone Jobber tonight will battle Degeneration X Member Shawn Michaels in a Non Title Match Up…
Rhino:Can Shawn Michaels get a little bit of revenge for DX? We will see…
Mark:Also the EWA Television Championship will be on the line in a Chains of Fire Match with Demon Child defending against Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Chains of Fire… Thats something really interesting…
Mark:Tonight is going to be one hell of a night as we now get set for our opening contest…
Big Show vs Alex Shelley
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing First… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 507 Pounds… THE BIG SHOW…
(“Crank It Up” plays as Big Show enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Behind The Camera… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… ALEX SHELLEY…
(“Paparazzi” plays as Alex Shelley enters the arena…)
Rhino:Alex Shelley is at the disadvantage going in to this match up…
Mark:Shelley gets right up at the Big Show… Alex Shelley slaps Big Show right across the face…
Rhino:Big Show starts to laugh and smile at Alex Shelley…
Mark:Big Show shoves Alex Shelley backwards in to the ropes… Alex Shelley comes charging at the Big Show and Big Show with a boot right in to the face of Alex Shelley…
Rhino:Alex Shelley is rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Alex Shelley gets back up on the apron of the ring…Alex Shelley springs off the ropes… Big Show catches him in mid air…
Rhino:What was he thinking with that move…
Mark:Big Show lifts up Alex Shelley and drops him with a press slam and drops him right down in to the mat…
Rhino:Thats a long way down for Alex Shelley…
Mark:Big Show now waits for Alex Shelley to get back up on to his feet… Shelley turns around and gets nailed right in the head with a headbutt from The Big Show…
Rhino:Right now it is all Big Show and he is just over powering Alex Shelley…
Mark:Alex Shelley staggers around… Big Show whips him hard in to the corner… Big Show comes charging in with a full head of steam…Alex Shelley moves right out of the way…
Rhino:Big Show hits the corner hard…
Mark:Alex Shelley now quickly goes to the top rope… Missle Dropkick by Alex Shelley…
Rhino:Big Show is still up on his feet…
Mark:Alex Shelley comes off the ropes… Spin Heel Kick and Big Show is rocking backwards…
Rhino:Can Alex Shelley get the big man off of his feet?
Mark:Alex Shelley goes to the outside… Springboard Dropkick…
Rhino:The Big Show is down on one knee…
Mark:Big Show is now backing up in the corner…
Rhino:Alex Shelley is climbing up the corner…
Mark:Alex Shelley hooks up Big Show… Tornado DDT! NO! Big Show shoves him off…
Rhino:Alex Shelley gets right back up on his feet…
Mark:Alex Shelley charges at Big Show… Big Show stops him in his tracks… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:Big Show just drilled him right in to the mat…
Mark:Big Show with a cover 1…………………..2……………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE BIG SHOW!
Rhino:Big Show’s size was just too much for Alex Shelley…
Mark:Raven has come down to the ring and is up in the face of Alex Shelley…Raven slaps Alex Shelley right in the face…
Rhino:Raven is trying to teach Alex Shelley a lesson and I guess Raven wasnt happy with what he saw tonight…
Mark:Well we will see what happens there… As we now get set for our next contest…
Christian vs Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON…
(“Im Back” plays as Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Captain Charisma CHRISTIAN…
(“Takeover” plays as Christian enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Christian and Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson are face to face in the center of the ring… Christian scores with a couple of right hands backing Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson in to the ropes… Irish whip by Christian… Henderson with a reversal… Christian comes off the ropes… Hiptoss by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Christian gets right back up…
Mark:Henderson waits for Christian to turn around and another hip toss by Brian Henderson…
Rhino:Christian is getting back up on his feet by the ropes…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson comes charging with a clothesline… Christian ducks and back drops Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson over the top rope and to the floor get goes…
Rhino:Christian saw him coming and was able to send him to the floor…
Mark:Christian now sets himself and launches himself over the top rope right down on to Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Nicely Executed moved right there by Captain Charisma…
Mark:Christian is on top of Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson and hammers him with right hands…
Rhino:Christian is now rolling Brian Henderson back in to the ring…
Mark:Henderson back up in the corner… Christian climbs up the corner and hammers him with right hands…
Rhino:The Peeps are counting along…
Mark:Eight… Nine and Ten… As Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson comes staggering out of the corner…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:Running Enziguri by Christian to Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson… Christian goes for the cover 1………………..2………. Kickout by Brian Henderson…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is making his way back up on his feet…
Mark:Christian with an irish whip sending Henderson in to the ropes… Christian ducks his head… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson puts on the breaks… Kick to the midsection… Piledriver by Henderson driving Christian’s head right in to the mat…
Rhino:Christian is holding on to his head as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson now hooks up Christian… Brianbuster by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson to Christian…
Rhino:Christian was once again dropped right on his head…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson goes for the cover on Christian 1…………………..2………………..Kickout by Captain Charisma…
Rhino:Christian slowly makes his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson grabs Christian and hooks him up… Double Underhook Suplex by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson as he now goes for another cover 1………………….2………………Kickout again by Christian…
Rhino:Henderson is starting to get a little frustrated with not being able to keep Christian down…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson whips Christian in to the ropes… Henderson ducks his head… Christian with a sunset flip… Cover 1…………………..2………………Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson kicks out…
Rhino:Both men are back up on their feet…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Christian… Captain Charisma opens up with right hands…
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is trying to fight him off…
Mark:Christian blocks a couple of right hands by Henderson… Christian hooks up Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson and connects with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Christian is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is getting back up on to his feet… Flying Crossbody… Ducked by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Christian crashed and burned…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson hooks up Christian… POCKET CHANGE!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Christian is trying to get the ropes…
Rhino:The peeps are cheering him on…
Mark:Christian reaches out… Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson pulls him back…
Rhino:Christian looks to be in a tremendous amount of pain…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson pulls him back more… CHRISTIAN TAPS!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON!
Rhino:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson gets back on the winning track as he stops the winning streak of Christian…
Mark:The peeps werent able to help Christian get the win tonight… As we now get set for our next contest…
Lone Jobber vs Shawn Michaels
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds…Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” Plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…Mister EWA LONE JOBBER…
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is looking to get a little bit of revenge for Triple H… Who we will hear from later on tonight…
Mark:Collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring… Lone Jobber backs Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes… Clean break as the referee steps in to break it up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber are back in the center of the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes in for a collar and elbow… Lone Jobber goes behind Shawn Michaels and now hooks on a Side Headlock… Shawn Michaels tries to fight out of it…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is pulling the hair of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to fight out of it and he does as he sends Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels leap frogs Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber comes back off the other side… Monkey Flip by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Running Clothesline by Shawn Michaels sending Lone Jobber over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels skins the cat back in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up on his feet… Baseball Slide by Shawn Michaels catching Lone Jobber right in the face…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now sliding out of the ring…
Mark:HBK picks up Lone Jobber… Irish whip by Shawn Michaels… Reversal by Lone Jobber and he sends Shawn Michaels right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is holding on to his shoulder after going in to the steps…
Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up Shawn Michaels and rams him shoulder first right in to the ring post…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now looking to pick apart the injured body part of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Lone Jobber rolls Shawn Michaels back in to the ring… HBK gets back up on his feet… Kick to the midsection… Single Arm DDT by Lone Jobber injuring the left arm of Shawn Michaels more than it already is…
Rhino:That is the focal point of Lone Jobber right now…
Mark:Arm Bar Submission right now by Lone Jobber… Shawn Michaels is trying to get to the ropes as quick as he can…
Rhino:He doesnt want anymore damage to be done to that shoulder…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets to the ropes and Lone Jobber has to break the hold… Lone Jobber picks up Shawn Michaels by the hair… Lone Jobber scoops up and puts Shawn Michaels up on his shoulder…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Shoulderbreaker by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:The left arm and shoulder of Shawn Michaels must be really hurting him right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1……………………..2………………Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber now begins pulling back on the left arm of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:He is just using all of his weight as he continues to pull back on the arm…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets his foot on the ropes as the referee now steps in and breaks the hold…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has an evil grin on his face right now knowing that he could be moments away from defeating both members of Degeneration X in back to back weeks…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now getting back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber with a hammerlock and a slam right down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now stopped in his tracks on the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for a superplex… Lone Jobber with a headbutt right to the left shoulder of Shawn Michaels… Lone Jobber nows Shoves Shawn Michaels off the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now standing tall on the top rope…
Mark:450 SPLASH! NO! Shawn Michaels moved out of the way…
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion has crashed right in to the mat…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels with a couple of right hands… Irish whip by Shawn Michaels… Reversal by Lone Jobber… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying forearm by HBK…
Rhino:Both men are down on canvas…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips back up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber slowly back up on to his feet…
Mark:Atomic Drop by Shawn Michaels… Lone Jobber turns back around and Shawn Michaels scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is building momentum…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up on the top rope… Flying Elbow Drop! NO! Lone Jobber rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels hit the canvas hard…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now back up on his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is lining up Shawn Michaels for the Low Card Kick…
Mark:LOW CARD KICK! NO! Shawn Michaels ducks the kick… Lone Jobber turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1…………………………2…………………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels just pinned the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Is Shawn Michaels now in the hunt for the EWA World Championship? We will see… As we now get to our first title match of the evening…
EWA Tag Team Championship Toys B Purg Match
Dr. Cube & Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle(c) vs Anarchiah & James Davis
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for One Fall and is a Toys B Purg Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers…Weighing in at 605 Pounds… The Team of JAMES DAVIS and ANARCHIAH…
(“Fear” Plays as James Davis & Anarchiah enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… From the Kaiju Big Battel… The Defending EWA Tag Team Champions… DR. CUBE and KUNG-FU CHICKEN NOODLE…
(“I Feel Pretty” plays as Dr. Cube and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle enter the arena…)
Mark:There is a table full of weapons here at ringside from the Toys B Purg Collection…
Rhino:There are some interesting things on that table…
Mark:Dr. Cube and James Davis start out in the center of the ring… Right hands by James Davis knocking Dr. Cube back in to the ropes… Irish whip by James Davis… Reversal by Dr. Cube… James Davis comes off the ropes… Hurricanranna by Dr. Cube to James Davis…
Rhino:Davis gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Flying Clothesline by Dr. Cube as James Davis turn right around….
Rhino:Dr. Cube is trying to speed up the pace of the match up right now…
Mark:James Davis gets back up… Kick to the midsection by Dr. Cube… Swinging Neckbreaker as Dr. Cube now goes for a cover 1…………………….2………………Kickout by James Davis…
Rhino:Dr. Cube brings James Davis over to the corner…
Mark:Tag is made as Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle comes in to the ring… Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle picks up and slams James Davis right down to the canvas… Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle bounces off the ropes… Running Leg Drop across the face of James Davis…
Rhino:James Davis is really in some trouble here at the moment…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle goes to the outside and grabs a weapon off the table…
Rhino:Looks like he has a 2×4 wrapped in Barbed Wire…
Mark:James Davis gets back up on his feet… Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle charges… Davis with a side step and a drop toe hold and Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle goes face first in to the barbed wire 2×4…
Rhino:James Davis tags in Anarchiah…
Mark:Anarchiah takes Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle back in to the corner… Knees to the middle section of the Noodle Can of Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle… Anarchiah now sticking his boot right underneath the throat of Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Rhino:He is trying to choke the life out of Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Mark:Anarchiah whips Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle in to the ropes… Big Boot right to the face of Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Rhino:Anarchiah is now going to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Anarchiah has grabbed a famous Glass Chair from the Toys B Purg work shop…
Rhino:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is getting up on to his feet…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle turns around and Anarchiah breaks the Glass Chair right over the head of Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle… Anarchiah goes for the cover 1………………….2…………….Kickout by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Rhino:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is busted open…
Mark:Anarchiah tags back in James Davis… Davis whips Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle in to the ropes… Davis ducks his head… Kick hard right to the head of James Davis by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle…
Rhino:James Davis is spinning around…
Mark:Side Walk Slam by Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle….
Rhino:Dr. Cube has just grabbed a step ladder off the table and put it in the corner…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle makes the tag to Dr. Cube… Dr. Cube grabs the ladder and nails James Davis right in the face with the ladder…
Rhino:Dr. Cube is looking right at Anarchiah…
Mark:Step Ladder right to the face of Anarchiah knocking him off the ring apron…
Rhino:Anarchiah hit his head on the steel guardrail…
Mark:Dr. Cube opens up the step ladder and begins to climb up the ladder…
Rhino:Thats a long way up on that ladder…
Mark:Oh yeah… Long way up…Flying Shoulder Block off the Step Ladder by Dr. Cube to James Davis… Dr. Cube with a cover 1………………………2…………… Anarchiah comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle is back in the ring…
Mark:Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle with a spear sending Anarichiah out of the ring and both men are down on the outside…
Rhino:Dr. Cube grabs a pool stick off the table…
Mark:Dr. Cube just lit the Pool Stick on fire… James Davis staggers up to his feet… Flaming Pool Stick right to the face of James Davis…
Rhino:Dr. Cube just knocked out James Davis…
Mark:Dr. Cube goes for a cover 1…………………….2…………………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions… DR. CUBE & KUNG-FU CHICKEN NOODLE!
Rhino:The Tag Team Champs get their first successful title defense…
Mark:The EWA Television Championship is going to be on the line next… Can Demon Child make a successful title defense? We will see right now as we send it down to the ring…
EWA Television Championship Chains of Fire Match
Demon Child(c) vs Megumi Kudo
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a CHAINS OF FIRE MATCH for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO…
(The Japanese National Anthem Plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From Parts Unknown…Weighing in at 269 Pounds…The EWA Television Champion… DEMON CHILD…
(“Voodoo” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Mark:This is a very unusual match up…
Rhino:The ropes have been changed to chains and are now being lit on fire…
Mark:It has to be like 500 Degrees in that ring… We are little bit away from the ring and it is very hot down here…
Rhino:It sure is…
Mark:Megumi Kudo and Demon Child are face to face in the center of the ring… Megumi Kudo with a couple of forearms to the side of the head of Demon Child… Third forearm by Megumi Kudo ducked by Demon Child… Demon Child comes back with a couple of right hands of his own to Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is being backed up in to the corner…
Mark:Demon Child and Megumi Kudo are close to the flames but not that close… Megumi Kudo gets whipped hard in to the corner by Demon Child… Megumi Kudo comes out of the corner… High back body drop by Demon Child…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is staggering around…
Mark:Dropkick by Demon Child and Megumi Kudo goes right through the flames to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:She just went right through all of that fire and she is alright it seems as she attempts to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is trying to find a way back in to the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child is looking down at her…
Mark:Megumi Kudo grabs Demon Child by his legs and pulls him right in to the flames…
Rhino:Demon Child covered his face up with his arms as he slid underneath the chains…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now with an irish whip and sends Demon Child hard in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Demon Child is now staggering back up to his feet…
Mark:Running Headscissors takeover by Megumi Kudo and Demon Child goes crashing hard in to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo now climbing up the steps and standing on the top turnbuckle…
Mark:Demon Child is back up and he pushes her over and her head bounces right off the steel chains and back in to the ring…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo was lucky as she didnt land in the flames…
Mark:Demon Child now is able to hop over the top turnbuckle and back in to the ring… Demon Child scoops up Megumi Kudo on to his shoulder… Running Powerslam connects as Demon Child goes for a cover 1……………………2…………….Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Demon Child is now putting the boots to Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is struggling to her feet… Demon Child hooks up Megumi Kudo… Vertical Suplex… Megumi Kudo counters out…Megumi Kudo hooks up Demon Child… Belly to Back Suplex by Megumi Kudo dropping Demon Child right on to his head…
Rhino:Nice move there by Kudo who is trying to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Heres the cover 1………………….2…………..Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo now on the middle rope…
Mark:Senton Splash by Megumi Kudo right down on to Demon Child…
Rhino:The TV Champ is in trouble…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for another cover 1……………………….2………………..3….NO! Demon Child gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child is struggling up to his feet right now…
Mark:Irish whip by Megumi Kudo sending Demon Child in to the corner… Springboard Elbow right in to the corner…
Rhino:Pretty move right there…
Mark:Demon Child comes staggering out… Running Bulldog by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is moments away from becoming EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for a cover 1…………………………2……………………..3……..NO! Demon Child gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:She is heading up there with frustration in her face…
Rhino:She is taking a chance right now…
Mark:From behind Demon Child catches Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Demon Child is now climbing up the top rope…
Mark:Belly To Back Superplex by Demon Child! NO! Countered in to a Crossbody by Megumi Kudo… Cover 1……………………..2……………………3…………..NO! Demon Child kicks out…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo thought that was it… As you can see that all of the heat from the flames are having an effect on her as she is slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Demon Child was looking to reach out for the ropes but he sees the flames instead… Demon Child gets spun around… Kick to the midsection by Kudo… KUDODRIVER! NO! Demon Child counters out with a back body drop…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Demon Child goes for a clothesline… Megumi Kudo ducks… Megumi Kudo goes for a spin heel kick… Demon Child moved out of the way…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo slowly back up…
Mark:Dropkick from behind sending Megumi Kudo right in to the flames…
Rhino:She blocked her face from the flames but she is staggering around…
Mark:DEMON DROP!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Demon Child with the cover 1………………………..2……………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion DEMON CHILD!
Rhino:Demon Child has retained his EWA Television Championship…
Mark:The lucky streak for Demon Child continues on… As we now are now set to hear from the Former EWA World Heavyweight Champion in the State of the Game Address…
(“King of Kings” Plays over the PA System as Triple H walks out in to the arena…)
Mark:This will be the first time we have heard from Triple H since he lost the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:He was able to see Shawn Michaels take out Lone Jobber earlier in the night…
HHH:The question that has been on everyones mind for the last eight days is How will Triple H react to losing the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Is this the end of the Triple H era in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… Have we seen Triple H in his last match up in the EWA… All of those questions have been asked… Some say I should just walk away and let others have the spotlight…The fact is over the last eight days I have been thinking about what it was like for the last five months to lead this company… I thought about everything that I did as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… From competiting in the First Ever EWA Haunted House… From taking on all challengers from the likes of Big Daddy Ace… To William McConnell… To Megumi Kudo… To Sting… I took on the best that the EWA had and I got the job done and I am proud of what I did… I am proud for the stance I took and believe me… It was worth all of the pain and sacrifice… It was worth all of the blood loss… It was worth it all just to be the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Crowd:Trip-le-H…Trip-le-H…Trip-le-H!
HHH:Now this is being called The State of The Game Address… And right now I am going to tell you what the State of the Game is… I WILL GET BACK MY EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!(crowd cheers)… Whether I have to start at the bottom and work my way back to the top of the mountain… I WILL… Because I know that no one will just hand me the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… I will have to DOMINATE the Competition like I have done in the past… The fact is… I will not walk away like William McConnell did… I will not BITCH like Megumi Kudo does… I will get in this ring and earn my shot… Hell I will even go as far as to say… I will throw my hat in to the ring for the Extreme Bowl 2007 this February…Because one day soon… I will once again become the EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL… WHY I AM THE GAME… AND WHY I AM… THAT… DAMN… GOOD!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H leaves the ring…)
Rhino:Looks like The Game is here to stay…
Mark:I wouldnt want to be the first man to step in the ring with him… Right now its time to find out who will be the Number One Contender at New Years Evil…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Steel Cage Match
Doug Kinsella vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a STEEL CAGE MATCH to determine the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 259 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE…
(“The Enemy” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…
(“Open Your Eyes” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:This One on One Showdown has been building for a couple of months now…
Rhino:They last met at Halloween Hellraiser One on One… They were also Tag Team Champions together… Now they are squaring off for the shot to face Lone Jobber for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is no longer aligned with Shane McMahon so he is on his own tonight as Doug Kinsella and Big Daddy Ace do a little bit of trash talking in the center of the ring…
Rhino:These two are ready to tear in to one another…
Mark:There they go… Right hand by Big Daddy Ace… Right hand by Doug Kinsella and now they are flying…
Rhino:Its a brawl right here in Dayton…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now being backed up in to the ropes by Doug Kinsella… Kinsella with an irish whip sending Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes and a back elbow right in to the head of Big Daddy Ace by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Ace gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a kick to the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:The fans are going to be behind Doug Kinsella here tonight as they usually are but more so here in his hometown…
Mark:Kinsella sits up Big Daddy Ace… Flipover Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella… Quick couver 1………………..2………..Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for Ace to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… Implant DDT by Doug Kinsella… Heres another cover 1……………….2……….Kickout again…
Rhino:The ways to win this match up are by pinfall, submission and escaping the cage…
Mark:Doug Kinsella now picks up Big Daddy Ace… Running Slam… No Big Daddy Ace slides off of the shoulder and he pushes Doug Kinsella right in to the cage…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now staggering around…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops him up and throws him head first right in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now in trouble…
Mark:SPEAR!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has now been laid out by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now climbing up the steel cage…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting up the cage…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is getting back up and he is trying to pull Big Daddy Ace off the cage… Big Daddy Ace just kicks Doug Kinsella right in to the face…
Rhino:Even though Doug Kinsella was kicked right in the face he slowed up Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Ace is now on the top rope… Doug Kinsella turns around… Flying Clothesline by Big Daddy Ace… Ace goes for the cover 1………………….2…………..Doug Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now looking to do some real damage to Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Doug Kinsella… Slingshot right in to the steel cage goes Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella just tasted steel and I dont think he enjoyed it…
Mark:Reverse DDT follows it up as now Big Daddy Ace goes for another cover 1……………..2………….Kickout by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now mounting Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Right hands right to the face of Doug Kinsella and he has been busted open…
Rhino:An evil smile on the face of Big Daddy Ace as he sees Doug Kinsella’s blood on his hand…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks up Doug Kinsella… Powerbomb Straight in to the mat…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now looking at climbing out of the cage…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace begins his climb up the cage and he is getting close to the top…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is climbing up he ropes and he is holding on to the leg of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Both men are now on the top of the cage…
Mark:Right hand by Big Daddy Ace… Kinsella with a right hand of his own…
Rhino:That is a dangerous spot to be in right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace tries to ram Doug Kinsella’s head in to the steel… Kinsella blocks… OH MY GOD! FINAL ENCOUNTER FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!
Rhino:HOLY SHIT!
Mark:Doug Kinsella and Big Daddy Ace are down on the mat right now…
Rhino:The former Final Touch… Now Final Encounter was hit from that high up… I dont see neither man getting up…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is crawling over to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:He could have him right here…
Mark:Doug Kinsella gets his arm on Big Daddy Ace… Cover 1……………………..2…………………….3……..NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella thought he had him…
Mark:So did the fans Rhino…
Rhino:Both men are now staggering back up on their feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes with a right hand… Blocked by Doug Kinsella… Ace goes for another right hand… Blocked again… Doug Kinsella opens up with a couple of more right hands… Doug Kinsella scoops up Big Daddy Ace and Big Daddy Ace goes face first right in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering around…
Mark:DDT by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:The fans are getting behind Doug Kinsella right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is up… DK SLAM! Doug Kinsella goes for a cover 1……………………2……………..3…….NO!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now lining up Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:The Final Encounter is coming up… Big Daddy Ace spins around… FINAL ENCOUNTER! NO! Big Daddy Ace counters out… Big Daddy Ace hooks up Doug Kinsella… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace might have just crushed the dreams of Doug Kinsella right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now slowly begins to climb up the steel cage…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella isnt moving yet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now getting up the cage…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is up and is climbing up the cage as well…
Mark:Both men are now standing on the top rope…
Rhino:They arent in a good place right now…
Mark:Right hands being traded…Ace goes to ram Doug Kinsella in to the cage… Blocked and Doug Kinsella rams Big Daddy Ace’s head in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Ace falls off the rope…
Mark:Doug Kinsella tries to climb up… Ace stops him and is now back up on the rope with Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:They both want to become EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with an uppercut… And is now pulling himself up the cage…
Rhino:Someone just ran down to ringside…
Mark:ITS SHANE MCMAHON!
Rhino:What is he doing out here…
Mark:Shane McMahon just pushed the referee out of the way and he unlocks the cage door…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is in the ring…
Mark:Shane McMahon pulls Doug Kinsella down off the cage…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now fighting with Shane McMahon…
Mark:Shane McMahon is backing away from Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is climbing up the cage…
Mark:Doug Kinsella finally sees… Big Daddy Ace is over the top of the cage… Big Daddy Ace is on the floor… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Shane McMahon just screwed Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Shane McMahon leaves out the door of the cage as Doug Kinsella is left standing on the top rope…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella was just screwed over one more time by the EWA Vice President…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… But Shane McMahon just SCREWED DOUG KINSELLA… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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