November 2 Dismember 2000

Joey:Welcome everyone to DALLAS TEXAS… I am JOEY STYLES and I am Along with RHINO… HERE TO Present to you NOVEMBER TO DISMEMBER… I know my old Boss Paul Heyman will Have a problem with the Title But IT DOESN’T Matter… Tonight all Three Titles of the EWA will be on the line… In the FTW Title Match we will have Gravedigger battle Kevin Nash… The TV Title will be Sid going against our PSYCHO… The Lone Jobber… And in the Main Event Kane will do battle with former Champion Triple H in a Hell in a cell Flaming Cage for the World Heavyweight Title…

Rhino:Joey… I cant believe I missed the Return of Rob Parks… But what is made here tonight looks to be something no one should miss… But How did Triple H get a Shot at the Title… It is beyond me… But that’s another Story… I hope Kane beats the Game right here tonight…

Joey:Well with that Said Lets get to the Ring … for the Handicap Number One Contender Match for the FTW Title…(Sting Darkness Theme hits as The Demon Child enters the Ring…)Well demon Child is in the Ring and now(WolfPac Music hits as Scott Hall enters the arena.)

Rhino:These two are partners… But All I have to say to them… Sorry Guys… YOUR NEXT… Because Goldberg is going to beat there ass…

(Goldberg music hits as he enters the arena…)

Joey:Well on the four corners there are polls that have different objects hanging from them… One has a Chair… One has a pipe… One has a Bat and the other is a Stuff Animal…Well here we go… Hall goes after Goldberg… Goldberg catches him and delivers a powerslam… Hall rolls to the outside… Demon Child … now goes after Goldberg from behind… Demon Child nailing him with forearms… Demon Child whips him off the rope… Leap Frog by Child… SPEAR… Goldberg catches him with a spear… Hall back in the ring and he catches Goldberg with a right hand… Hall scoops up Goldberg… Fall away Slam…

Rhino:Thats one of his moves Joey…

Joey:Goldberg is UP… He has Hall… Gorilla Press Slam…And hall is in pain… Demon Child back up… And he nailed with a Side Kick… And the demon child is down… Goldberg hooks him up… JACKHAMMER… The Cover… 1…..2……3… Its over… Goldberg gets the nod… He is the Number One Contender for the FTW Title…

Pa Announcer:Here is your Winner GOLDBERG…

Rhino:GOLDBERG AINT DONE…

Joey:Goldberg Hooks Hall Under… JACKHAMMER… (Goldbergs Theme Hits) Goldberg is 1 and 0 here in the EWA… And Rhino… Whose next for Goldberg…

Rhino:Well Joey, It will either be Big Sexy or the Mysterious GRAVEDIGGER…

Joey:Thats to be determined later on here tonight… But its time to get back to the ring for some more action…

(Angle Olympic theme hits as Kurt Angle enters the Building…)

Kurt:Tonight… Here in Dallas Texas… I will show all my fans that they will be able to cheer for someone… Because you all know that you cant cheer for those Dallas Cowboys… So Lance Storm… Bring you Canadian Behind out here so I can Teach you how to be a Real ATHLETE… ITS TRUE ITS TRUE…

Joey:Wait a Second… There’s something going on in the back… THERE’S LANCE STORM… He had a Lead Pipe… Look below him… There’s X-PAC…

Lance:THIS IS WHY I AM FROM CALGARY ALBERTA CANADA…

(Lance Storm’s Music hits as he enters the arena…)

Joey:I guess this in now a one on one last man standing match…(bell sounds) Angle with a right hand… And another… He is backing Storm in to the ropes… Angle sends him in to the other… He tries a clothesline… Storm ducks … goes off the ropes and nails a spinwheel kick to Kurt Angle… Angle back to his feet… Storm with a body slam… Storm whips him in to the corner… Storm with a Flair like chop to the chest of Kurt angle… Angle now puts storm in the corner and is delivering right hands to storm… Storm now puts angle back in the corner and is stomping in to the gut of Angle… Angle is now in a side headlock… Angle pushes him off in to the ropes.. and angle nails a flying back elbow to storm…

Rhino:These to are putting on a wrestling clinic here even though it is supposed to be last man standing…

Joey:Angle now putting the boots to storm… Angle whips him back off the ropes… And catches him with a belly to belly suplex… Angle is now bringing out a mean streak… Boots by angle again… Angle is now going to the outside… Angle is now bringing in a chair…Angle swings and misses… Storm with kick to the gut… And he whacks Angle with the chair… Storm picks up Angle… Superkick to angle and angle is out… The ref begins his ten count…

Ref:ONE….TWO…. THREE… FOUR… FIVE…. SIX… SEVEN… EIGHT…. NINE….

Joey:MAPLE LEAF… STORM IS APPLYING THE MAPLE LEAF TO ANGLE… Angle is SCREAMING IN PAIN…

Rhino:Lance Storm is Proving why he is FROM CALGARY ALBERTA CANADA… AND WHY HE IS THE PERFECT STORM…

Joey:Storm lets go of the hold… The ref begins to count…

Ref:ONE…. TWO… THREE… FOUR… FIVE… SIX… SEVEN… EIGHT… NINE… TEN…

Joey:ITS OVER… LANCE STORM WINS IT HERE TONIGHT…

Storm:Kurt That’s Why CANADA ALWAYS BEATS AMERICA…

Pa Announcer:HERE IS YOUR WINNER… LANCE STORM…

(Hbk’s Theme Hits over the Pa System as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Joey:Well I guess it is time for a TEXAS DEATH MATCH… HERE In Dallas as Shawn Michaels Makes his way to the ring…

(The One’s Music hits as Billy Gunn makes his way to the ring…)

Joey:Shawn has a chair in his Hand… Billy Runs at Michaels… Michaels just cracks Billy Gunn in the head with the chair… What a way to start off a match up… A nice hard chair shot to the head… Michaels picks Gunn up… Sends him off the ropes… Michaels goes off the other and he nails a Flying Forearm to Billy Gunn…

Rhino:I think That The chair shot… Took everything out of Billy Gunn… Because Billy is not moving that well…

Joey:Michaels climbs the turnbuckle… He nails an elbow drop on Billy Gunn… Michaels is picking up Gunn… He has the chair again… And he whacks Billy with it and Billy is down and out… Michaels Now just stomping in on Billy Gunn… Michaels Whips Gunn in to the ropes… He throws a chair at Gunn… Gunn catches the Chair… SUPERKICK… SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY HBK or to The One Billy Gunn… Michaels is not done… Michaels Is hooking Billy in the ropes… Michaels Has a Chair… AND HE CRACKS IT OVER THE SKULL OF BILLY GUNN… AND AGAIN… Michaels vicious side is out here tonight… AND AGAIN… That’s Three chair shots in a row… Michaels Sets up for the Kick… SWEET CHIN MUSIC… And Billy Gunn is Busted open… Michaels is dragging him in to the center of the ring and is just standing over The One Billy Gunn… The Referee has called for the Bell…

Pa Announcer:HERE IS YOUR WINNER THE HEARTBREAK KID SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:Michaels Vicious Side was out tonight as he totally destroyed Billy Gunn…

Joey:Well… Our own Kent Richardson is in the Back… And he is standing by with Shane O Mac…

Kent:Well Shane… I heard you have an announcement to make…

Shane:Well yes I do Kent… To be fair to Both the Undertaker and Jeff Jarrett who have not had any time to prepare for there match up here tonight… I have decided to give them both the Night off… And I have Booked them to compete at Tuesday Night Carnage…

Kent:Well it looks like Undertaker and Jeff Jarrett have the night off… Lets go back to Joey and Rhino…

Joey:Well they will tie it up at Carnage but we still have THREE HUGE TITLE MATCHES HERE TONIGHT… Plus in a Special Grudge Match Chyna battles Paul Bearer…

(Gravedigging Music hits over the Pa System as The Gravedigger enters the arena caring the FTW Title…)

Joey:Its Time for the DETROIT STREET FIGHT…

(Wolfpac Music Hits as Kevin Nash makes his way out to the ring…)

Joey:Shane McMahon said this is Kevin Nash’s Last title shot for the FTW as Long as Lone Jobber is the Champion…Here we go… The Digger with a couple of forearms to Nash… Now digger goes off the rope… A clothesline… But Nash is still on his feet… He goes off again … and nails a clothesline… But Nash is still up… Digger goes off one rope then the other…NASH catches him with a big boot… Nash picks his up by the throat… And is just choking the life out of the Gravedigger… Nash lifts him up over his head… Digger gets out… Digger goes off the rope… Dropkick to the Knee of Kevin Nash…Drop kick to the other knee… He has brought Nash down to his knees… Right Hands by digger…Digger goes off the rope… Dropkick to the face of Big Sexy… Digger goes for a cover 1….2… and an easy kick out by Nash… Nash back up to a vertical base… Digger runs at him… But gets back body drop over the rope and to the outside… Nash climbs over the rope… And heads out after Gravedigger… Digger gets whips in to the steel guard rail by Nash… Nash picks him up and now drops him face first on to the steel guard rail… Nash picks him up to his feet… And sends him hard in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Joey,Nash is determined to win the FTW Title Here tonight…

Joey:Nash sends Digger back in to the ring… Nash whips him in to the corner and is choking Digger with his boot… Nash now delivering Elbows to the face of Digger… Nash is bringing him out…Off the ropes… BIG BOOT… Nash lifts him up… CHOKESLAM… But Nash aint done yet… He is going to the Outside… HE HAS A SHOVEL… NASH HAS A SHOVEL… He brings it in the ring…

Rhino:THE STRAP IS DOWN THE STRAP IS DOWN…

Joey:Nash calling for the Powerbomb…He picks Gravedigger up… Digger gets up… Digger grabs the shovel… Nash turns around… Digger whacks Nash with the shovel… Digger goes for the Cover 1…….2…………………………3…….ITS OVER GRAVEDIGGER RETAINS THE FTW TITLE…

Pa Announcer:HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL FTW CHAMPION GRAVEDIGGER…

(Goldbergs Music Plays…)

Goldberg:GRAVEDIGGER… YOUR NEXT!!!

Joey:What a match we just saw…And Goldberg just gave a warning to Gravedigger… And these two will meet at TUESDAY NIGHT CARNAGE…

(Tuesday Night Carnage Promo is Shown…)

Rhino:Joey there’s a limo pulling up in the Back… Who Could be in there…

Joey:ITS ROB PARKS… ROB IS HERE AND HE HAS THE WORLD TITLE BELT…He has just handed the belt to an official… And he is heading back in to his limo and is pulling away from the arena…

(Chyna music hits as Chyna enters the arena…)
(Darkside Theme hits as Paul Bearer makes his way to the ring…)

Joey:Here we go… This on aint going to be pretty… Chyna with forearms to Paul Bearer… Bearer gets whip in to the ropes… And Chyna Clotheslines him down to the ground… Chyna putting the boots to Paul Bearer… Chyna sends bearer into the corner… Bearer Reverses… And Paul follows Chyna in with a Splash…

Rhino:It looks like Paul came here to fight…

Joey:Paul tries a splash again… Chyna Moves… Paul is complaining something to the referee…

Rhino:What could he be complaining about…

Joey:LOW BLOW BY CHYNA… Chyna Turns Paul around… PEDIGREE… 1….2…..3…. Chyna Gets the victory…

Pa Announcer:HERE IS YOUR WINNER THE NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD CHYNA…

Joey:Its now time for EWA TELEVISION TITLE MATCH WITH RAMSHAMBO RULES…

(Bottle of Rage hits as Sid Makes his way to the ring…)
(Hit Me Starts up as Lone Jobber makes his way to the ring…)

Rhino:Joey,this is going to be a very Dangerous match… Because when you have PSYCHO SID VICIOUS AND THE PSYCHO NAMED LONE JOBBER In the same ring… You do not know what to expect…

Joey:Rhino… Your right… Remember in this match… Kicking below the belt is legal and it is suggested… Jobber gives up a foot to Sid but to jobber it doesn’t matter… Sid starts off with a right hand… And knocks Jobber to the ground…Jobber gets back up… But Sid knocks him back down…Jobber gets up again but gets knocked down a third straight time… Jobber back up a fourth time… Ducks the right hand… And he delivers one of his own… And another… Jobber with a kick to the mid section… DDT… Goes for the cover 1…. and a kick out… Jobber slides under Sid’s Legs and he goes from behind…And he bulldogs Sid to the ground… The jobber is using his speed to his advantage… Jobber off the ropes and nails a flying lariat… Sid is getting back up to his feet…

Rhino:RAMSHAMBO… RAMSHAMBO…

Joey:Jobber with a kick to the private area of Sid… Sid falls hard to the canvas… Jobber now putting the boots to the big man… Jobber with another kick to Sid’s Downstairs…

Rhino:I don’t think Sid will be able to do the WILD THING after this match for along while…

Joey:Jobber is going to the top rope… He is setting up for a 450 splash… SID MOVED SID MOVED… Sid back up… And he does a football like kick to the Jobbers Balls… Jobber is hurt… But he has a smile on his face… Sid whips him in to the ropes… HE Catches him… CHOKESLAM… Sid goes down for the cover 1……2…….. and a kick out by Jobber… Sid whips him in again… Big Boot… Jobber is down on the ground… And out cold…

Rhino:Sid is calling for the POWERBOMB… The fans are going nuts…

Joey:Sid Lifts him up… He has him POWERBOMB THE LONE JOBBER… BUT JOBBERS FOOT CAUGHT SID LOW AS SID BROUGHT HIM DOWN…SID IS DOWN AND SO IS JOBBER…Sid puts his arm over Jobber… The Cover 1………………2………………….. KICKOUT… JOBBER KICKED OUT OF THE POWERBOMB… SID CANNOT BELIEVE IT…

Rhino:NEITHER CAN I JOEY…

Joey:Both Men up… Jobber with another low kick… THE GIMMICK THE GIMMICK… THE COVER 1……………………………2………………………………..SID KICKS OUT… SID KICKS OUT… WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO KEEP THESE TWO MEN DOWN… Both men Back up… Sid whips Jobber into the ropes… Jobber ducks the clothesline… But Gets Nailed with the boot… Sid is putting him back up for the Powerbomb…. Jobber Fighting it… He gets out… Jobber with a roll up… COVER 1………..2……………………………….3………

Rhino:JOBBER WINS JOBBER WINS JOBBER WINS!!!

Pa Announcer:HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW EWA TELEVISION CHAMPION AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE WORLD TITLE… THE LONE JOBBER…

Joey:Jobber cant believe it… He is the EWA Television Champion… What a match… Sid cannot believe that he loss…

Rhino:All I can say is that Sid’s Path of Rage will start again here in the EWA…

Joey:The Cage is Lowering… As we get set for the EWA World Title Match…

(My Time hits as Triple H Enters the arena…)

Rhino:This is going to be one hell of a war for the World Heavyweight Title…

Joey:Triple H is in the ring… As the cage is down and it is surrounding the ring side area…

(Kane’s Theme hits over the Pa System…)

Joey:Triple H exits the ring so Kane can do his thing in the ring… (Explosion happens in the arena as the cage is now lit on fire…)Well its now show time for these to guys…

Rhino:Joey this is it … what everyone fights for in Wrestling A world Championship…

Joey:The game is now back in the ring… He is starting with right hands and is backing him up in the corner… The Game going for the 10 Punch in the corner… He gets up to five and Kane knocks him down… He goes back up and gets about 5 again and Kane knocks him down… Kane with a throat thrust… And it backs up triple H… Kane Charges in at the game… But the game counters with a back body drop and sends Kane to the out side… Kane grabs the Game’s legs and pulls him to the outside… Kane with a throat thrust… Kane attempts to send HHH in to the steel steps…The game reverses and sends Kane hard in to the steps… The game now kicking him while he is down… The game rolls back in to the ring and does a little bit of showboating as the crowd boos him out of the building…

Rhino:EVERYONE here hates the Game and I can blame them…

Joey:Kanes back in to the ring… Right Hand by the game to Kane… The game sends Kane in to the ropes… Kane reverses… And he catches the game in a huge tilt a whirl backbreaker… The game is in some pain… Kane now with another throat thrust to HHH… The game is now in the corner and Kane is choking him with a boot in the corner…

Rhino:There are only TWO ways to win this match… Either by Pinning your opponent or Making him submit…

Joey:The game rolls to the outside to catch his breath… Kane follows him out… Kane nails HHH with a clothesline… Kane picks the game up and is driving his back in to the ringpost… And again and again…

Rhino:For the past few months the game back has taken a lot of damage and Kane knows it…

Joey:The game gets roll back in to the ring… Kane is back in… Triple H catches him with a right hand… Kane is caught on the ropes… Triple H is shaking the ropes … and Kane appears to be in some pain… The game goes off the other rope … and delivers a running high knee to Kane… And Kane goes to the outside… Kane though rolls back into the ring… The game now stomping Kane in the gut… The game clotheslines Kane back down to the ground… The game with a knee to the face of The Big Red Machine…The game goes for the cover 1….2…. and Kane kicks out… Kane is back up… The game goes off the ropes… Kane catches him… CHOKESLAM… CHOKESLAM BY KANE… The game trying to roll to the outside… Kane stops him… Goes for the cover 1……..2…… The game’s foot is on the rope…Kane is calling for the TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER…

Rhino:THE CAGE IS RISING… WHY IS THE CAGE RISING…

Joey:THERES DX… THERE’S SHAWN MICHAELS AND CHYNA… They Have enter the ring… Chyna with a low blow to Kane… Shawn with a SuperKick… They have taken Kane out of the Match… Shawn Has a Chair… The Game Picks Kane Up… Shawn nails Kane with the chair… The game now setting UP for the PEDIGREE… HE NAILS IT…

Rhino:COULD THIS HAVE BEEN TRIPLE H’s PLAN… BUT WHO Made the Cage Rise…

Joey:The Game Nails another Pedigree on the Chair… He goes for the cover… All the ref can do is count… 1…………..2……………..3…….. The Games the World Champion…

Rhino:DAMN IT… How Did this Happen… The Game is on Top of the EWA once Again…

Pa Announcer:HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION THE GAME TRIPLE H…

Joey:Wait a second… THERE’S SHANE MCMAHON… IS HE GOING TO CHANGE THE DECISION…

Rhino:I HOPE HE DOES JOEY… I HOPE HE DOES…

Joey:Shane is Face to Face with the Game… THEY EMBRACE… The Game And Shane Embrace in the Middle of the Ring… Shane was in on it all along…

Rhino:DAMN IT… I HATE THE MCMAHONS…

Joey:(Hit Me hits over the PA System…) THERE IS THE LONE JOBBER… JOBBER is HEADING TOWARDS THE RING… But Wait… He Has Back up…There is members of the EWA Locker Room… They are heading towards the Ring…ITS AN ALL OUT BRAWL… Jobber going after HHH… EVERYONE IS FIGHTING WITH EVERYONE IN THE RING… THE WHOLE ENTIRE LOCKER ROOM HAS EMPTIED… ITS AN ALL OUT WAR…DX HAS ESCAPED THE RING… BUT EVERYONE IS STILL FIGHTING… THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW THAT DX HAS LEFT THE RING…

Rhino:ITS DEGENERATION X VS EXTREME WRESTLING ALLIANCE…

Joey:AND JUST LOOK AT DX CELEBRATING BY THE ENTRANCE WAY…

Rhino:DEGENERATION X WILL PAY… THEY WILL GET THERE’S SOONER OR LATER…AND HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE SOONER THAN LATER…

Joey:TRIPLE H WARNED US AND HE HAS MASTERED THE GAME… THE GAME AND DX ARE ON TOP OF THE EWA… THE WAR HAS JUST STARTED… AND ITS GOING TO DEGENERATION X VS THE ENTIRE EWA… SO UNTIL TUESDAY NIGHT CARNAGE… I AM JOEY STYLES AND FOR RHINO… GOODNITE FROM DALLAS TEXAS…