Tuesday Night Carnage 11-07-00

Joey:Welcome…Welcome Welcome … to another addition of TUESDAY NIGHT CARNAGE… I am Joey Styles… And filling in for Rhino tonight is Kent Richardson… Rhino is a little under the weather so he was given tonight off…So welcome Kent to the Broadcast Position…

Kent: I would like to thank the EWA for giving me a chance here tonight…

Joey: Well Tonight we have a jammed packed card with TWO Title Matches here tonight…The TV title Main Event and the FTW Title will both be fought for here tonight… As Shawn Michaels battles the TV Champ Sid and we have FOUR superstars battling to crown a NEW FTW Champion… So lets get to the ring for our opening bout…

Kent: Well Joey… The New comer Jon is in the ring as we get ready for X-Pac and Steve Austin to enter…

(Make Some Noise hits as X-Pac makes his way out to the ring.)

Joey: Well these two are not waiting for stone cold as they begin to trade blows back and forth… X-Pac with a kick to the gut and delivers a spin kick and knocks Jon down to the ground… Jon whip in to the ropes and lands a spin wheel kick to Jon and down he goes… (GLASS SHATTERS and Austin enters…)

Kent: HERE COMES THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE…

Joey: He is a house of fire… Rights to both Jon and X-Pac… Kick to Jon’s gut STUNNER… Goes for the cover 1….2…. And Pac makes the save… Pac… Now giving the boots to stone cold…X-Pac With a kick to the gut. ENIZGURI… Cover 1… 2… and a kick out by the Stone Cold… Right Hand… Austin gets whip in the corner… And gets sent down with a spin kick to the face … Jon is out and X-Pac is going for the Bronco Buster…

Kent: AUSTIN GETS HIS LEG UP… He Went Low on X-Pac…

Joey: Austin whips X-Pac off the Ropes… LOU THEZ PRESS With RIGHT HANDS… X-Pac gets back up… Austin gives the Middle fingers to X-Pac STUNNER… THE STONE COLD STUNNER… COVER 1….2……3…. ITS OVER THE RATTLESNAKE GETS THE WIN…

Pa Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…

Kent:Theres Kurt Angle… And he is heading towards the arena… WAIT A SECOND… THERES SID… And he is hammering the WHINE BITCH KURT ANGLE… POWERBOMB… He has laid out KURT ANGLE JOEY…

Joey: And Look He is CRYING… I guess the Road Dogg/Angle match aint happening here tonight…

(My Time Hits as Triple H makes his way to the ring…)

Joey: Its time for some Blood… In the Most Blood Match…

HHH:ROCK… TONIGHT I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS…AND MAKE YOUR ASS BLEED… IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE CROCK IS COOKIN…

(IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN HITS AS The Rock Makes his way out…)

Joey:(Bell Sounds…) Here we go…

Kent: These two men have a LONG History and this should be a classic…

Joey: Kent your right… Well, these two men are having a stare down in the middle…A little trash talking going down as well… Right Hand… By the Game… Rock counters with one of his own… And they are trading back and forth… And the rock knocks down the game with a clothesline … and another … but the game will not stay down… The Game runs at the Rock and the Rock catches him with a SAMOAN DROP… Triple H goes to the out the ring to get a little breather… The Rock goes after the game… HHH goes back in to the ring … and the rock comes in… But gets hammered down with a right hand… The game now stomping in to the ribs of The Rock… The Rock trying to pull himself up but he cant as the game keeps kicking him down…

Kent: Well the vicious Streak of the GAME is coming out here tonight as he has the rock in the corner and is stomping in to the chest of the rock…

Joey: The game whips the rock in to the ropes and he gives him a Running High Knee and down goes the rock and the Game begins to taunt the Crowd on hand… The Rock back up and nails the game with a couple of right hands and catches him with a belly to belly suplex… The Rock knocks him down with another right hand…The Rock catches the game with a powerslam and the game is down.. The peoples champ goes to the outside… He grabs a steel Chair… And he whacks the game in the head with it… And the game is busted open…

Kent: Joey… This is MOST Blood… Not First Blood…

Joey: The Rock catches the Game… ROCK BOTTOM… ROCK BOTTOM… But it don’t matter because it is the refs decision to call it when it is Most Blood… The Rock setting up for the peoples elbow… The game gets up and catches the rock with a Knee Buster… And he drives the knee in to the head of the Rock… The game whips the rock in to the ropes… The Rock Reverses it… Rock ducks his Head…The game sees it PEDIGREE… PEDIGREE… The ROCK IS OUT… The game still bleeding and he is headed to the outside…

Kent: The game has got the infamous SLEDGE HAMMER…

Joey: The game has it ready… The Rock back up … and He just whacks the rock in the face with the sledge hammer … and the Rock is Busted open… And the blood is pouring out fast from the Rocks Skull… The game picks him up but this time cracks him over the head with a steel chair… The REF HAS STOPPED THE MATCH…

Pa Announcer: The Referee has stop the match… The winner of the MOST BLOOD MATCH IS TRIPLE H…

Kent: The game gets the win here tonight of his nemis THE ROCK.

Joey: We knew this would be bloody but the Rock has lost a lot of blood here tonight… We need help out here for the Rock…

(No Chance in hell hits as Shane McMahon enters the Arena…)

Kent: Well here we go for the Triple Threat ONE FALL TO a Finish NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH…

(Benoit Theme hits as He makes his way to the ring…)(jeff jarrett theme hits as he enters…)

Joey: Well they are not waiting for The Lone Jobber To go at it… But the match wont start until Jobber gets out here says Shane o Mac…JARRETT HAS A CHAIR…AND HE CRACKS BENOIT OVER THE HEAD… Now he grabs his 5 stringer… AND HE SMASHED IT OVER BENOITS HEAD… BENOIT IS OUT COLD…Shane Grabs a Mic…

Shane: GET SOME HELP OUT HERE NOW…

Kent: Benoit is being stretcher out of the arena… (“Hit Me With Your Best Shot” by Pat Benatar hits as the LONE JOBBER ENTERS…)

Joey: HERE WE GO…Jobber the nut… Going right after the Chosen One… Jobber with a right hand and a left followed by a clothesline… Kick to the midsection… PILEDRIVER… The Nut is in control… Jarrett counters with a low blow followed by a DDT goes for the cover… Shane goes down to make the count and only reaches a One…

Kent: Will Shane McMahon screw Jarrett or Screw the Jobber…Or will he CALL RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE in NON MCMAHON Fashion…

Joey: Jarrett connects with a Russian leg sweep and a cover 1…. And Jobber quickly kicks out… Jarrett cannot believe it… Jobber back up… And he ducks a clothesline by Jarrett and nails a right hand to knock down Jarrett… Jobber sets up jarrett and he nails a POWERBOMB in the middle of the ring… Jobber goes to the outside … and he grabs a Table… He slides it in the ring… Jarrett though catches Jobber with a dropkick… Jarrett now sets up a table… He lays him on it… Jobber gets off and he stops jarrett from going to the top rope…

Kent: Jarrett pushes Jobber off and JOBBER Goes right through the table…

Joey: Jarrett goes for the cover 1……..2…. And a KICK OUT BY Jobber… Jarrett cannot believe it… Jarrett goes to the outside and he grabs another Guitar…He whacks Jobber with it… But the Jobber… IS STILL UP… I DO NOT BELIEVE IT

Kent: NEITHER DO I AND NEITHER DOES SHANE OR JARRETT…Jarrett gets a table and jobber is just standing there..

Joey: Jarrett sets up the table… Jobber with a right hand… THE GIMMICK… THE GIMMICK THROUGH THE TABLE… His version of a Standing Flip over Neck breaker… Jobber covers 1……2……..3….. THE NUT KNOW AS THE LONE JOBBER WINS…

Pa Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER THE LONE JOBBER…

Kent: THE NUT HAS TAKEN OVER THE ASLUYM CALLED EWA…

Joey: Well its time to decide on will be crowned the NEW FTW CHAMPION… (Tazz theme hits as Tazz enters…)

Tazz: TONIGHT… KANE… GRAVEDIGGER AND KEVIN NASH YOU THREE WILL BE JUST ANOTHER VICTIM… BECAUSE I AM TAZZ… THUG LIFE BORN… THUG LIFE BREAD AND WHEN THE TIME COMES THUG LIFE DEAD… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA…(A Loud Boom hits as Kane enters…)

Kent: This match will be a Four Corners Match for the FTW Title… (Wolfpac Music hits as Kevin Nash enters the arena…)
(digger music hits as Grave Digger Enters…)

Joey:(bell sounds) Here we go…

Kent: There was a coin toss in the back earlier tonight to determine who would start and it was determined that Nash and Kane would starts things out…

Joey: Nash and Kane are staring at one another… Kane with a throat thrust to nash and sends him in to the ropes… Nash comes off and shoves Kane back… Nash hammers with a right hand… And Another.. and a Third … but Kane still on his feet… Gravedigger reaches over and tags in and Kane is out of the ring… Digger slides under nash and goes behind and delivers a Bulldog… Digger runs off the rope and delivers and spinning flying back elbow to nash and down goes big sexy… Digger with a right hand and another… Kick to the gut and delivers a swing neck breaker…Goes for a cover 1…2… and Tazz makes the save… Digger with a double underhook … and delivers a double underhook suplex to Nash… Tazz reaches over and tags him self in and it is now Tazz and nash…

Kent: Is it me or is everyone taking there shots at Nash…

Joey: Tazz hooks Nash from behind and delivers a release German suplex… Tazz with a right hand… And another… Kane is in the ring… Now and is just going after everyone… Digger tags himself in and it is now digger and Kane as the legal men… But Kane is just destroying everyone that is coming near him with lefts and rights… Kane catches Tazz… CHOKESLAM… Nash is caught and he is ChokeSlamed… Digger gets a big boot…

Kent:THERES THE GAME… Triple H is out… What is he doing out here… He is distracting Kane… Digger Turns Kane Around… SIX FEET UNDER…

Joey:THATS HIS MOVE… COVER 1…..2…….3….. WE HAVE A NEW FTW CHAMPION… But Why was Triple H out here…

Pa Announcer: Here is your Winner AND NEW FTW CHAMPION GRAVEDIGGER…

Joey: Why was Triple H out here???

Kent: Hopefully we will find out more in the weeks to come and maybe just maybe at NOVEMBER TO DISMEMBER…(promo for November to Dimember is Shown…)

Joey: Well it is now going to be time to determine who the TV Champ will be… Will Sid Retain the Title or will The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels become the NEW TV Champion…

Kent:Thats the EWA Theme music… Why is that playing… And why is there a Red Carpet leading towards the ring… Joey do you know…

Joey: I do not Know… WAIT ONE-SECOND… LOOK WHO IT IS… ITS ROB PARKS… We haven’t Seen him in a while… We didn’t know what happen to him after Blood Sweat and Tears… But HE IS BACK… And what a Fitting Day it is on Election Day… Here he comes down to the ring and he is caring a bag with him as well… Well, I guess Rob Parks is going to talk to the capacity crowd here today…

Rob: Well, ladies and gentlemen… First, let me tell you it feels good to step back through the curtain here tonight… As most of you know… We have been without a world champion for the last few weeks… Well, as I have promised a while ago… I would be making my announcement concerning the World Title… The EWA World Championship is a VERY Prestigious Title and who ever becomes the World Champion will be a person who will bring Dignity and respect to this Championship… So without further a due… My Decision on what to do with the title….

(MY TIME Hits as Triple H makes his way out…)

Rob: My announcement is…

HHH:Rob… Before you deliver this announcement… I would just like to inform you on This… Since your Ruling is NOW UP… Who ever wins the belt… The Title That I was SCREWED OUT OF BY SID… Is Coming back AROUND MY WAIST… Rob… You will NOT be able to do anything about it…(Bottle of Rage hits as Sid, the TV champ enters the picture…)

Sid: HUNTER SHUT THE HELL UP… STOP YOUR WHINING. STOP YOUR COMPLAINING and STOP ALSO THIS SH*T OF ME SCREWING YOU OF THE TITLE…

HHH:Sid… YOU SCREWED ME… ROB YOU SCREWED ME….

ROB: HUNTER… WE SURE AS HELL KNOW THAT KURT ANGLE HAS SCREWED YOU HUNTER OVER AND OVER…

HHH:Real Funny Rob…EVERYONE KNOWS THAT’S MY TITLE AND I SHOULD BE THE WORLD CHAMPION…

(Lone Jobber walk out to “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” by Pat Benatar and is now in the picture…)

Jobber: Sid… What ABOUT ME SID… What About My Challenge Sid… What about a MY CHALLENGE TO YOU FOR A RAMSHAMBO MATCH… Sid… How About It… Let the Two Psychos Hook it up one time…

Sid:YOU WANT YOUR MASTER…

Rob: Hold on one-Second… (Kanes Music hits as Kane starts to enter the scene… Officials are holding back the Big Red Machine…)

Paul:OHHH YESSS… Mr Parks… If you want to start deciding on the future of the World Title Belt… Dont forget to think about My SON KANE… And Hunter… You maid a VERY BIG mistake OHH YESSSSS….

Rob: Now where was I… Hunter you make a good point… You do deserve a Shot at the Title… Kane … you also deserve a shot as well… And as far as I say the Ramshambo match is on at November to Dismember… But For the World Title it will be the Former Champion Triple H against The BIG RED MONSTER KANE…

(No Chance in Hell hits as Shane McMahon enters the scene…)

Shane: Rob Parks… I like your thinking… Pitting Triple H against Kane for the World Title is a very good Idea… But I think something needs to be added… And that is a SPECIAL Stipulation… Lets make it a FLAMING HELL IN A CELL CAGE MATCH… What that is that there will be flames on the outside of the cage so that NO ONE… Can come in and interfer in the match … and there is no way for anyone to escape as well so that the Match will have to Take Place right in the CENTER of the ring…

Rob: I cannot believe this… But I never thought I would say this… But I have to agree with a McMahon… Shane… That is a GREAT Idea… And It will go down at November to Dismember on Saturday, November 18th 2000…

HHH:Kane… ILL SEE YOU AT DISMEMBER…

Rob: Also The Winner of the Jobber/Sid match will RECEIVE THE FIRST TITLE SHOT AT THE WORLD TITLE…

(AS ALL OF THIS IS GOING DOWN, We see The a Lone Hot Dog Vendor name Purgatory watching on as all the EWA Happenings are going down without his impute…)

Joey: What a Historic event that just happened… Rob Parks has come back to the EWA… But as Sid is already in the Ring… We are just waiting for the Heart Break Kid to come on down…

(Hbk’s Theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Kent:For the past few weeks these to MEN have been on a roll and we will find out here tonight whose roll will keep on going…

Joey: Well here we go… Michaels with a right hand to Sid but it has no effect… Michaels continues to deliver stinging right jabs and it is backing him in to the ropes… Michaels sends him in… Sid reverses… Michaels ducks under… And Sid just nails him with a shoulder block…Michaels off the ropes again but just runs in to a brick wall… Known as Sid… Sid picks Michaels up and he has him up in a gorilla press slam… Michaels rakes the eyes and falls behind him… And he clips the knee of Sid… Michaels now working on the knee of Sid Vicious…

Kent:Joey,you have to admit that what Shawn is doing is good because he can bring Sid down to his size…

Joey: Michaels Drives his knee in to Sid’s knee…Michaels is dragging Sid to the corner…And he is wrapping Sids Knee on the ringpost… And slams in right on the post… Michaels is hooking a Figure four on the post…

Kent:Shawn has a move that Bret hart used to do to hurt opponents…The referee giving Michaels the 5 count to break the hold and he does…

Joey: Sid pulling himself in to the middle of the ring and he is trying to stand… Michaels back in and he clips the left knee of the man known as Sid…

Kent:Sid is in tons of pain … and this is very unusual for Sid…

Joey: Michaels is putting a half crab on Sid… Sid is SCREAMING in pain… Sid trying to get the the ropes… Sid gets to the ropes… Michaels is holding it in 1…2….3….4… and Michaels breaks the hold… Michaels pulling Sid back to the center… He is locking in the figure four… SID IS STILL IN SO MUCH PAIN…

Kent:Sid has to do something… Sid reverses it on Shawn… Michaels now screaming but gets to the ropes…The official breaks up the hold…

Joey: Sid back up to his feet… Sid lifts his leg up as Michaels tried to chop lock it… Sid knocks Michaels down with a clothesline… Michaels back up… Michaels gets whip off the ropes … ducks Sids Boot… Flying fist by Michaels… Both men back up… Michaels whips Sid to the ropes … ducks a clothesline… Double Clothesline… Both men are down and the ref is beginning to deliver the ten count… 1….2…. 3…. 4…. 5…. 6…. 7…. 8… MICHAELS NIPS Up…And Michaels Stomps Sids Face with a boot… Sid Back Up… Michaels up on the top rope… Double Ax Handle and it takes Sid down… Michaels Climbing back to the top rope…

Kent:Michaels lands an elbow drop… He says thats it and is beginning to warm up the band…

Joey: Sid Back up. Michaels goes for the Kick… SID Catches Michaels Foot… CHOKESLAM… CHOKESLAM… Michaels is Down… MICHAELS IS DOWN… Sid now calling for the Powerbomb…

Kent:THERES THE LONE JOBBER… Jobber is on the ropes… Sid Knocks him Down… Sid turns Around… SUPERKICK… SWEET CHIN MUSIC ON SID…

Joey: Shawn goes for the Cover and the Win… The Count… 1………..2…………..SID KICKS OUT… SID KICKS OUT OF THE SUPERKICK… MICHAELS CANT BELIEVE IT… Jobber is walking to the back… Michaels Sends Sid in to the ropes… Ducks his head… SID Sees It… POWERBOMB… POWERBOMB… THE COVER 1………..2……………………………..3…… SID RETAINS THE TELEVISION TITLE…

Pa Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL EWA TELEVISION CHAMPION… SID VICIOUS…

Joey:Kent,what a night this has been… We have a New FTW Champion… Sid Retains his Title and ROB PARKS IS BACK… Well for Kent… The UNDER THE WEATHER RHINO… I AM JOEY STYLES… Good Night and we will see you at NOVEMBER TO DISMEMBER…

(promo for November to DisMember is Shown)

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