Tuesday Night Carnage 11-29-00

Joey:Welcome everyone to another addition to Tuesday Night Carnage…I am like always Joey Styles along with the BIG Announcing Machine RHINO… Tonight here in Long Island the EWA World Title will be defended as Triple H battles Lone Jobber in a Lumber Jack match but before Lone Jobber gets to the Game he has to face Three of the EWA’s Finest in Kevin Nash,Scott Hall and Shawn Michaels in a Gauntlet match…

Rhino:Also Joey the Psychotic Sid Vicious battles Lance Perfect Storm in a Number One Contenders Match…

Joey:Also the FTW Title will be defended as Goldberg Challenges Gravedigger for the title…

Rhino:Will the Streak Continue here in the EWA… We will find out tonight…

Joey:We know not as many matches as usual but the matches that are booked are going to be awesome… Also Commissioner Shane McMahon has release the following statement… Due to non performance by Jeff Jarrett and Undertaker they have both been fined and there match tonight has been thrown out… If they do not perform in the Near future there contracts with the EWA will be null and void and they will be Released by the EWA… On that note lets head to the ring for our opening bout…

Rhino:THE CELL is LOWERING… Its time for some Hell in a Cell…

(Wolfpac music hits as the Outsiders enter the ring…)

Nash:LONG ISLAND… OUTSIDERS ARE IN THE HOUSE…

Hall:Hey Yo… Its Survey Time… Did everyone here come to see Big Poppa Pump and Demon Child…(Crowd Boos)OR… OR did everyone come here to see the OUTSIDERS (Crowd Cheers) Survey Says… One more for the Good Guys…

(BPP Music hits as Demon Child and Scott Steiner enter…)

Joey:Here we go Hell in a cell Tornado Tag Match with weapons hanging above… Here we go… Nash and Steiner paired up… And Hall and Child Paired up and it is an all out fist fight in the center or the ring…Nash whips Steiner in to the corner… And charges in with a Huge running clothesline to the corner…Steiner though gets right back and clotheslines Nash but Nash is still on his feet… Steiner goes off the rope but Nash catches him with a Big Boot and Steiner falls to the outside… Nash goes out after Steiner…Hall is hammering in on Demon Child in the Corner… Hall puts Demon child on the top Turnbuckle… And connects with a belly to back suplex…Demon Child slides to the outside and begins to climb of the cage… And he is starting to throw down some weapons…

Rhino:Chairs,Frying Pans everything and everything is coming down…

Joey:EVEN A PLAYSTATION 2…

Rhino:THEY ARE THE HARDEST THINGS TO GET AND WE HAVE ONE AS A WEAPON…

Joey:Steiner and Nash back into the ring… Steiner has a lead pipe and gives a gut shot to Nash with the pipe… He hammers him with it on the lower back area… Nash is in some pain… Demon child is still hanging up on the top of the cage…Steiner is trying to hook his Steiner Recliner… But hall breaks it up with a right hand and another and another and a fourth… Hall whips Steiner in BACK BODY DROP…Hall whips him in again and Nash delivers a Big Boot…

Rhino:I Think Demon Child is Scared to get Down…

Joey:Hall puts Steiner Under… OUTSIDERS EDGE AND STEINERS HEAD hits the PSX2…

Rhino:OH MY GOD THEY KILLED PSX2 YOU BASTARDS…

Joey:Demon Child Loses his grips… HE FALLS… HE JUST FELL 20 FEET… HE is in Some Pain… Nash grabs him Though… JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB… Its Over… 1……2…….3…. The Outsiders are Victorious…

Pa Announcer:HERE IS YOUR WINNERS THE OUTSIDERS…

Joey:What a match we have just witnessed but it is now time for Lance Storm to Battle Sid for the Number One Contender Spot at the World Title…

(Storm’s Music hits as Lance Storm makes his way to the ring…)

Storm:If I may be serious for a Minute… I would like all you AMERICANS to RISE for the CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM…

(Oh Canada plays until Bottle of Rage hits as Sid enters the arena…)

Joey:These two men are going to tear each other apart tonight rhino… So here we go… These two men face to face…

Rhino:I hope Sid kills this CANADIAN ASS…

Joey:Storm with a right hand… And another and another but it is having no effect on Sid… Sid blocks the Right and send storm to the ground… Storm is trying to get up… But Sid keeps knocking him down… Sid with a body slam on storm… Storm whip in to the ropes… Big Boot and down goes Storm… Sid has him up and he Snake Eyes him in the corner… Sid is choking Storm with his boot in the corner…

Rhino:It don’t look like storm is going to a Perfect one Tonight…

Joey:Sid lifts him up…Storm rolls out and connects with a huge Side Kick…Right hands now taking the toll on Sid… Storm off the ropes…Ducks the boot and delivers a chop lock to the knee of Sid… Storm is working on the Knee of Sid…Storm dragging Sid to the corner And he smashes the knee of Sid into the ring Post… Storm grabs a chair… But the ref pulls it away from Storm… Storm rams sids knee again in to the post… Sid craws to the center of the ring… Storm is applying the Maple Leaf…

Rhino:I Have never seen Sid in this much pain before…And it is very unusual…

Joey:Sid Powers out… Sid back to his feet… He catches Storm… CHOKESLAM… Sid calling for the PowerBomb… He HITS IT… Goes for the Cover 1……………………………..2…………………………………..FOOT ON ROPE… STORM HAS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE… SID IS PISSED OFF…

Rhino:HES IN THE REFEREES FACE… SID HAS SNAPPED…

Joey:HE HAS THE REFEREE…

Rhino:SID DON’T DO IT…

Joey:POWERBOMB ON THE REFEREE… SID HAS GONE OFF THE DEEP END… THE MONSTER HAS SNAPPED… THE MATCH IS OVER… Sid HAS BEEN DQED… LANCE STORM WINS…

Pa Announcer:HERE is Your Winner as a Result of Disqualification LANCE STORM…

Joey:What a match… The path of rage for Sid will continue as it has been two straight loses for the Big Psychotic monster…

Rhino:I wouldn’t want to face Sid in the near future…

Joey:Well its Gauntlet Time…

(No Chance in Hell hits as Shane McMahon has entered the arena…)

Shane:Before I forget Shawn Michaels will NOT be involved in this match up here tonight due to his flight being delayed from San Antonio… So I have Made this match instead of a Gauntlet a HANDICAP MATCH as Kevin Nash and Scott Hall will battle Lone Jobber…So JOBBER COME ON DOWN…

(Knock you out hits as Lone Jobber makes his way down but the outsiders attack him as he comes out…)

Joey:The outsiders are beating the Lone Jobber up… This aint No Match this is a Mugging…Nash has a Chair… And he whacks Lone Jobber in the head… Hall whips Him in And a Double Clothesline…

Rhino:I HATE SHANE MCMAHON…

Joey:Nash is calling for the Powerbomb… And Down he goes…Lone Jobber is hurt Rhino… He is Hurt… Nash and Hall are heading to the back with smiles on there face…

Rhino:Will Jobber be able to fight Triple H tonight…

Joey:We will have to wait and see…Well its FTW Title Match Time…

(Goldberg’s Theme hits as Goldberg makes his way to the ring…)

Goldberg:IM GONNA MAKE THIS SHORT AND SWEET… GRAVEDIGGER YOUR NEXT…

(Gravedigging Music hits as The FTW Champ walks to the ring…)

Joey:Bell Sounds and we are under way… Right hands by gravedigger to Goldberg… Gravedigger goes off the ropes ducks the clothesline… He whips Goldberg in the ropes… Gravedigger with a leap frog… Goldberg goes for the spear, gravedigger jumps over Goldberg… And connects with a clothesline… Digger with a couple of right hands and whips Goldberg in to the corner and delivers a running clothesline in to the corner… Right hands to the mid section and delivers shoulders as well to Goldberg…

Rhino:Gravedigger is STOPPING THE MAN…

Joey:Goldberg though delivers a flying shoulder to Gravedigger… Goldberg goes behind digger… He hooks him…Pumphandle Slam… Gravedigger is down… Digger slowly getting to his feet… SPEAR… THE SPEAR…

Rhino:Theres one move left… And thats The JACKHAMMER…

Joey:Goldberg hooks him under… Gravedigger gets Out… Kick to the Gut… SIX FEET UNDER… ITS OVER 1……….2……………………..HE KICKS OUT… I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT… Goldberg is up… He hooks him under again… He is going for the Jackhammer… Digger blocks it… Small Package 1……2…….3…. DIGGER WINS…

Rhino:DIGGER WINS…. THE STREAK IS OVER ALL IN ONE MATCH…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still FTW Champion GRAVEDIGGER…

Joey:The EWA Superstars are heading towards the Ring… So it must mean we have a World Title Match in our hands…

(Break it Down hits over the PA System as Degeneration X makes there way down to the ring with Triple H…)

Rhino:The FOUR BIGGEST ASSHOLES IN THE WORLD Joey…

(Mama said knock you out as the challenge makes his way to the ring…)

Joey:This is what it comes down to Triple H defending his title ONE ON ONE against Lone Jobber… These two men are face to face and the stare down
and trash talking begins…

Rhino:This is a Big Time match up here…

Joey:Your right rhino it is… The Television Champion Lone Jobber is trying to bring the title to his side and get it out of the greedy hands of Triple H… Well, the trashing talking is done… And it is fist a cuffs time… The game delivering a few to Jobber… Whips jobber to the ropes… Game Drops his head… Jobber going for the gimmick… The game reverses… Knee smash by the game… Puts jobber under… But jobber is able to slide out of the way…

Rhino:They are testing each other out right here…

Joey:The game catches jobber running in and takes him down with a huge body slam… The game with a Side Backbreaker… Goes for the cover 1….2… and an easy kick out by Jobber… Jobber slides under the game… HHH turns around and a Frankensteiner by Jobber and goes in to a pin 1….2…. and the game kicks out…

Rhino:They are now in the mood to brawl but they are wrestling…

Joey:That may be a good thing for the game… Jobber has a side headlock on the game… Game pushes him off… Game goes for a hiptoss Jobber counters and hip tosses him to the outside and The game is being kicked by gravedigger, Steiner and Demon Child… Dx comes to his aid as the game rolls back in to the ring… The game now back to his feet and gives Jobber a low blow… The game now stomping in on him… The game whips the jobber hard in to the corner… HHH with a couple of chops to the Sternum of the Jobber…

Rhino:Jobber wasn’t a 100 percent to start with going in to this match because of the mugging he took earlier…

Joey:The game going for a Pedigree… Back body drop and game goes to the outside again…And the EWA Stars are stomping on the Game… They throw him back into the ring… Jobber now in control and connects with a beautiful Drop kick… The Jobber whips him in the ropes… School Boy by Jobber 1……2…… And the game kicks out… The game gets back up but is clothesline right back down… Back up and now scoop hard to ground… The Lone Jobber lays him out in the middle of the ring… Jobber going to the Top Rope… It looks like he is setting up for a moonsault… He goes for it… He connects… Cover 1….2….. and a kick out by the game… Jobber lays him back out again… Going back to the top rope… 450 Splash… HE Connects goes for the cover 1…………..2……………..The game barely kicks out… Jobber going back up for a third time… 720 Splash… THE GAME MOVES… Both men are down…

Rhino:What a gutsy move by Jobber he should have never went for the 720…

Joey:Both men back up to there feet the game hammering in with right hands… He sends him in to the ropes and connects with a Running Knee… Knee Buster now… He is hooking him under for the Pedigree… Jobber connects with a low blow…. THE GIMMICK THE GIMMICK… HE HIT HIS MOVE… He goes for the Cover 1…………………………………..2……………………………………………….THE GAME KICKS OUT…

Rhino:I DON’T BELIEVE IT HOW DID HE DO IT…

Joey:I don’t know… The Jobber is POED… He is Hooking him in the center of the ring… Going for a vertical Suplex… The game gets out… Kick to the Gut PEDIGREE BY THE GAME… The Game goes for the Cover 1……………….2………………..3………. ITS OVER THE GAME RETAINS HIS TIME…

Rhino:DAMN IT… I HATE THE GAME…

Joey:DX is Celebrating in the ring as the EWA Stars head to the Back…

Pa Announcer:HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION THE GAME TRIPLE H…

Joey:We have Just been Told that Purgatory has been Given Complete control of the next event and He will be making the entire event… What he has Promised that there will be SOME UNHOLY ALLIANCES…