Unholy Alliances 2000

Mark:With everything that has just transpired over the last couple of Days the EWA is surrounded by controversy… Tonight I guess we can say we are here in Philadelphia to present UNHOLY ALLIANCES… But who is presenting it is something else… I guess Rhino, we can entitled EWA/DXA presents Unholy Alliance…

Rhino:We could but I will never call it the DXA…

Mark:Well if Rob dont come back soon and Take control… We will…

Rhino:Well later in the evening I will be entering the ring to make a plea to stop this DXA…

Mark:But besides that point we will have Wrestling Matches from this WRESTLING organization… As tonight Triple H will put his World Title on the Line against Demon Child and as well it looks like it will be Shawn Michaels battling Scott Hall for Lone Jobber’s Television Title…

Rhino:I hope they beat each others ass…

Mark:Calm down rhino…Also on the card it will be Shane McMahon tagging with the Rock to go against Peeches and DDP…

Rhino:Peeches??? Who is Peeches??? Is that some type of fruit???

Mark:He is a wrestler but that besides the point… Also in a last Chance match Kevin Nash gets his FINAL FTW TITLE SHOT against Gravedigger… But to start us off we have a special Handicap Flaming Barbed Wire Cage match between Road Dogg and X-pac against Mike Sanders…

Rhino:Who is above average…

Mark:What did you say??

Rhino:I dont even know… I am just so pissed about Purgatory leaving… That means NO MORE DAMN HOT DOGS…

Mark:It will be okay Rhino… You will get over it…(Nbk Music hits as Mike Sanders enters the arena…)

Mike:Tonight, this Flaming Barbed Wire Cage Match will not happen because I said So… So the cage can be lowered but DO NOT and I MEAN DO NOT Light up the cage…

(Oh you didn’t Know hits as Dogg and X-Pac enter)

Dogg:Mike Sanders… YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY TONIGHT… Because your ass is going down DOGGY STYLE…

Mike:We will see about that…

Xpac:Now put that in your pipe and SMOKE IT…

Mark:The bell has sounded as Road Dogg and X-pac enter the ring… Here we go sanders slaps road dogg in the face… Dogg gives him a right hand to the face… Sanders is attempting to whip dogg in to the barbed wire… Dogg reverses and Dogg sends Sanders in to the wire… Dogg with a Scoop Slam and X-pac connects with a leg drop…Dogg and Pac hook sanders up and they land a double vertical suplex… Dogg Picks Sanders back up… Left Hand… Left hand, left hand…

Rhino:Juking and Jiving by the Road Dogg…

Mark:Dogg misses the right as Sander’s ducks but is caught with a huge spin heel kick… X-pac hooks Sanders and he drops him chest first on to the barbed wire…

Rhino:I hate to say it but Road Dogg and X-Pac are just beating the Above Average life out of Mike Sanders…

Mark:Sanders has opened up in the chest area and begins to bleed… This match is moments away from being over… Dogg hooks him from behind… Pumphandle and he drops him down… X-Pac picks him back up X-Factor… They go for the Cover 1….2…..3…. Thats it Road Dogg and X-pac pick up the win…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winners Road Dogg and X-Pac…

Mark:Sanders had no fight in him in this match…

Rhino:His skills were not Above Average they were below…

Mark:Cant you pick on him in some other way instead of the Above Average think…

Rhino:I cant help it…

Mark:Well its now time for Tables for Granite…

(No Chance in Hell hits as Shane McMahon enters the Arena to an Asshole Chant)

Shane:Is that any way to greet the EWA President… Well, tonight you will SMELLLALALALALALA WHAT SHANE O MAC and THE ROCK(Crowd Boos) Are cookin…

(Rock’s Music hits as he enters…)

(Peeches Music hits as He enters but waits for DDP to enter as they enter the ring…)

Mark:Bell Sounds and the tag match begins… It is the Rock and Peeches in the ring… Peeches goes at Rock… Rock ducks the clothesline… Right hand by the rock and another and another and he knocks down Peeches… Peeches back up and he is knocked down again… Peeches goes off the rope… Rock counters with a Samoan Drop… And peeches is down… The rock tags Shane McMahon in with a Hard Tag… Shane with a right hand and he is doing his normal taunt thing…

Rhino:PEECHES GET UP… Beat the Silver Spoon out of Shane McMahon…

Mark:Shane lands a right hand again and quickly tags out to the rock… The rock with a scoop slam… The rock picks him up and connects with a float over DDT… The rock with a right hand again to peeches… The Rock whips him in to the ropes… SpineBUSTER… The Rock setting him up in the middle of the ring…

Rhino:I guess it is peoples Elbow Time…

Mark:Elbow pad is off… Off the rope… Off the other… PEOPLES Elbow… DDP is just watching as Peeches is being destroyed… The Rock throws peeches to the floor… He lays him out on the Table… And he tags Shane McMahon in… Shane then tags the Rock back in… The Rock is getting mad at Shane McMahon…

Rhino:I knew this alliance wouldn’t last…

Mark:A shoving match is insuing here… The Rock and Shane are fighting on the side of the Ring… The Rock has Shane McMahon… ROCK BOTTOM THROUGH THE TABLE… The Match is over…

Pa Announcer:HERE IS YOUR WINNERS Shane McMahon and The Rock…

Mark:The Rock rockbottoms Shane Through the Table with peeches on it I can Not believe it…

Rhino:Things can happen…

Mark:Triple H is out… And he is Pissed Off at the Rock… The Rock and Triple H are nose to nose…

Rhino:The Old war has erupted again tonight…

Mark:The Rock and HHH are trading right hands back and forth… Officials are out to break it up…

Rhino:There is a war that needs to be settled…

Mark:Some where down the road these to will meet face to face in the ring and it could happen at a Special Friday Night EWA event entitled FRIDAY NIGHT FRENZY…(friday night frenzy promos is shown)

Mark:Well Purgatory calls the next match a Detroit street fight but this is Philadelphia so lets call it a PHILLY STREET FIGHT…for the FTW Title…

(Wolfpac music as Kevin Nash makes his way out…)

Nash:Philadelphia… NWO IS IN THE HOUSE(Crowd Boos)…Gravedigger bring out my Damn Belt…

(grave diggers music hits…)

Mark:Gravedigger is out but so is scott hall… Hall has jumped him from behind… Hall has a chair and has cracked the skull of Gravedigger with it…

Rhino:The Outsiders have a plan tonight to take the ftw title…

Mark: Officials are trying to get hall out of the arena… Gravedigger craws in to the ring… Nash whips him hard in the corner and delivers a running clothesline… Nash delivers a couple of elbows as well to Gravedigger… Nash holds up his hands in the air…

Rhino:I wouldn’t showboat if I were you Nash…

Mark:Gravedigger with a bulldog from behind on the nash… Digger stopping a way at Big Sexy…

Rhino:Kick his ass gravedigger… Kick his Big Ass…

Mark:Digger knocks nash down with a huge clothesline… Digger goes to the outside and grabs a trash can full of weapons from under the ring… He has a 2by4 and he knocks nash down with it… He has got the famous PSX2 in his hand now… Nash ducks the psx2 shot and he gives digger a big boot down to the ground… Nash has the PSX2 now and smashes it over Diggers head…

Rhino:Digger is busted open…

Mark:There is a table still set up at ringside… Nash puts Digger Under… POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE…

Rhino:If Joey was still here he would have Said OH MY GOD…

Mark:Nash rolls Digger in the ring… Goes for the Cover 1….2……3…. Nash is the FTW champion…

Pa Announcer:HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW FTW CHAMPION KEVIN NASH…

Rhino:The nWo has got one belt here tonight will they get another in the Ladder Match…

(Wolfpac music hits as Scott Hall enters the arena…)

Hall:HEY YO…

(HBK’s Theme hits as HBK makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:This match is ready to begin in a sec… Wait i have just been given word that we have been sent another video from Lone Jobber…

(Video is being played)

Jobber:Hey guys, I am still home and I would just like to wish you all best of luck in the ladder match… Oh yeah one last thing… Purgatory said there are unholy alliances well Shawn you got one…

(Video ends)

Rhino:What in the hell did that mean…

Mark:I dont know but the match is about to begin…

Rhino:Will these two pieces of crap actually fight…

Mark:Hall said he would not lets see… As these Two are nose to nose in the ring…Shawn with a Stiff finger to the chest as Hall is now laying down in the ring…

Rhino:Man smells like a Hogan/Nash type thing…

Mark:Shawn sets up the ladder and begins to climb up to get the belt…

Rhino:Damn it…

Mark:Hall is back up on his feet though…

Rhino:Why is he back up…

Mark:He has stop michaels… OUTSIDERS EDGE on HBK… Shawn is out…

Rhino:Hall has Turned on Hbk…

Mark:Shawn is not moving… Hall climbing the Ladder… Hall has taken the EWA TV TITLE… Hall has just Won the Television Title by setting Shawn Michaels up…

Rhino:The old I will help you and turn my back on you angle…

Mark:Dx aint happy about this one…

Rhino:Finally someone stabs them in the back…

Mark:Hall stands over Shawn and holds up the TV Title Belt…

Pa Announcer:HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW EWA TELEVISION CHAMPION SCOTT HALL…

Rhino:Is this what Lone Jobber was Talking about???

Mark:Who knows…

Rhino:It looks like the nWo/DX relationship is no more…

Mark:I guess not…

Rhino:Well if you excuse me for a moment I have to go head to that ring and make a little announcement…

(rhino heads to the ring…)

Rhino:I know that I made some comments towards Rob Last Night that well made him look like a fag… Well Rob, I was caught up in the moment with everything that has happen… I apologies for those comments… Right Now I am out here to make a Plea to you rob parks… We all know that you have been in and out of the federation for a quite sometime now… Rob I am making a plea for you to Come Back to the company… Come back and take control of your company… Rob WE need you… The Fans need you rob… Am I right… The BOYS need you to come back Rob… We dont want NO Damn DXA… WE WANT THE EWA back… The OLD EWA… SO ROB PLEASE COME BACK…

(rhino leaves the ring… as the fans chant WE WANT ROB WE WANT ROB WE WANT ROB…)

Mark:Well with that statement being made it is now time for the EWA World Title Match… I have been told that the match will be NO HOLDS BARRED…

(Rhino sits back down)

Mark:Nice speech rhino…

Rhino:Thanks We all want ROB Back as soon as possible…

(My Time hits as Triple H makes his way out to Boos)

HHH:SHUT THE HELL UP(Crowd:ASSHOLE ASSHOLE)… Demon Child Get your ass out here RIGHT NOW…

(Demons music hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Well No Holds barred with a world title on the line anything can happen…

Rhino:We all know that Demon Child Sucks but if he wants to prove himself he has to do it here TONIGHT…

Mark:Well the game with a right hand to Demon Child to start the match off… The game backing him into the ropes he whips him off in to the other rope and the game sends him down with a clothesline… He whips him into the corner… And the game delivers a couple of chops to the demon Child… Now he is delivering boots to the gut to DC… The Game is setting him up on the top rope… SUPERPLEX… and down goes the demon child…

Rhino:Come on Demon Child… GET UP…

Mark:The game whips him into the ropes and delivers a running knee to the face of the Demon Child… The game Connects with a DDT and he goes for the cover 1….2… and a kick out by DC… DC trying to fight back but the game catches him with a knee buster…

Rhino:THERE IS NO HELP NOW…

Mark:Its all over now as he delivers the Pedigree and a cover 1….2….3…. Its over The Game Retains the EWA World Title…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA WORLD CHAMPION TRIPLE H…

Rhino:Demon Child had no chance…

Mark:The game is celebrating in the ring… THE LIGHTS GO OUT IN THE ARENA…

Rhino:What the hell is happening…

Mark:There is something going on in the ring but I do not know what… We hear sometype of action… Oh My god… It seems like some has just gone through a table but who… The lights have come back on…

Rhino:THERES TRIPLE H… He is Knocked Out in the corner with a chair on top of his body…

Mark:Look there is the Demon Child… He was the one who went through the table…

Rhino:Who could have done it Joey…

Mark:(A Psychotic laugh is heard throughout the arena…)Do you hear that…

Rhino:Yeah I do… Who is It…

Mark:I dont know but I know that we are out of time here tonight… We will see you on Friday Night December 22nd… For a special event that will leave the EWA in a FRENZY…

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