Foolish Games 2001

Mark:Welcome everyone to Foolish Games… Im Mark alongside my good friend and hot dog eater… Rhino… Tonight we have one title match… A 3 on One Match and we could have someone no longer here after tonight… So lets not wait and lets head to the ring to begin tonights festivites…

Rhino:I cant talk…

Mark:You just did… So lets get to the ring… for the first match…
Chris Jericho vs Brian Armstrong

(“Break the Walls” hits as Chris Jericho and Lita Make their way towards the ring…)

Y2J:Welcome to EWA is JERICHO… Tonight… Brian Armstrong you will get a Y2J beating that you will NEVVVVVVVVER… EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVER Forget again…

Mark:Hold the phone… There is something going on in the back….

Rhino:There’s Brian Armstrong and Sean Waltman…

Mark:They are being attack by two people…

Rhino:Thats Dragon and Prodigy… They have just arrived… Here in the EWA and they are making an impact now…

Mark:Brian and Sean have been laided out by these new comers and Chris Jericho i guess gets the win…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner Chris Jericho…

Mark:Well Jericho is leaving ringside and lets get back to more action…

Tag Team Title Tournament
Second Round
Demon Child & Crazed Maniac vs Billy Kidman & Rey Mysterio Jr.

(Demons Music hits as Demon Child and Crazed Maniac make their way towards the ring… Rey’s Theme hits as Kidman and Mysterio make their way towards the ring…)

Rhino:(Bell Sounds)Will Demon Childs win streak end tonight? Who will go on to the finals… Its time to find out…

Mark:DC and Kidman start out… Kidman whips DC into the ropes… Dropkick by Kidman that sends DC down… DC back up and he gets nailed with a couple of right hands… Kidman whips DC into the ropes… Reversal by DC… Kidman off the ropes and nails a cross body…Cover 1………2……….Kickout by DC… DC back up and he gets nailed with a DDT… Kidman whips DC in to the ropes… Goes for a dropkick… DC holds on… And he clothesline Kidman down with a clothesline… DC whips Kidman in to the ropes… Kidman holds on… Rey makes the blind tag and nails a springboard dropkick… Rey with a head sissors takedown…

Rhino:Da Playerz are in control…

Mark:Rey whips him in… Frankensteiner… DC rolls in to his corner… and tags CM in…

Rhino:Crazed Maniac is in and he gets caught…

Mark:Dropkick by Rey… and down he goes… Rey goes for a frankensteiner… Sitdown powerbomb by CM… Cover 1……………….2…………… Kickout by Rey… CM going for the powerbomb… Facebuster by Mysterio…

Rhino:Rey makes the tag…

Mark:Rolling Flip pin by Kidman from the rope… 1………………2………………….3……..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winners Kidman and Rey Mysterio Jr…

Rhino:One half of the finals is complete lets find out now who gonna be there opponents…

Tag Team Title Tournament
Second Round
Rob Van Dam & Justin Credible vs Lance Storm & Shane Douglas

(“Walk” hits as Rob Van Dam and Justin Credible enter the ring… Douglas’s music hits as Shane Douglas and Lance Storm walk out…)

Mark:(Bell Sounds) Rob Van Dam and Storm start things out… RVD whips Storm in to the ropes… Storm leaps over RVD… RVD with a monkey flip… Storm up and gets spinned kick to the ground… Storm back up and goes off the rope… RVD ducks the clothesline… But gets nailed with a dropkick… Cover 1………….2………… RVD kicks out… Storm with a headlock… RVD pushes off… Storm off the rope… Van Dam nails him with a clothesline… RVD nails a flying back elbow…

Rhino:Van Dam tags in Justin Credible… And the Impact players will do battle…

Mark:Credible delivers a couple of right hands… Whips storm in to the ropes… And hits a tilt a whirl back breaker… Cover 1…………….2……….. Storm kicks out… JC whips storm in to the ropes… JC ducks his head…. Storm counters… Piledriver… Cover 1………….2……….RVD breaks it up…

Rhino:Storm makes the tag to the franchise…

Mark:Douglas with a nice neckbreaker on Justin… Douglas scoops him up and slams him hard in to the canvas… Fishermans Suplex by Douglas… 1………………………2……………….RVD breaks it up… Douglas going for a piledriver…

Rhino:Low Blow by Justin Credible…

Mark:Justin makes the tag to RVD… RVD connects with a dropkick to douglas… And one to storm…

Rhino:Storm is on the outside…

Mark:Justin puts a chair in the ring…

Rhino:He is distracting the ref…

Mark:VAN DAMINATOR… Goes for the cover 1………………………2……………..Storm breaks it up… Storm and Justin are now going at it on the outside… RVD going to the top… Douglas hits the rope… Douglas going for a superplex… RVD pushes him off… Five Star Frog Splash… 1…………….2………………………..3…………

Pa Announcer:Here is your winners Justin Credible and Rob Van Dam…

Rhino:Who will become the new Tag Team Champions… At Carnage we will find out…

(EWA Promo)

Mark:Tonight EWA Foolish Games is brought to you by the EWA Website…

Rhino:The EWA Website?

Mark:Yeah you seen it right…

Rhino:Isnt that where you can find out all the information on the EWA… Along with the new section Dishing it Out…

Mark:You bet you can…

Rhino:Well after this event Im gonna go check it out…

Mark:So can all of you… Visit the EWA Website Today…

(Promo Ends)

Mark:Look who it is…

Rhino:Its Jason Mack… What in the world is he doing here?

Mark:Kent… Get your ass over there and talk with this man…

(Promo Written by Ps2Phantom)

Kent: I’m joined now with The RealDeal Jason Mack. First off Mr.Mack, let me say I am utterly shocked to see you at this event. What exactly are you doing here and is it safe to say that you are back in the EWA?

Jason Mack: Well Kent, whether its safe to say that the RealDeal has come back to the EWA is up to you. You see me sitting here, so take that for all its worth. As far as why I am here at foolish games, I came here tonight to drink a few cold ones and to see my boys knock two EWA suckas out the box. Blake Bennit is one of the most underrated wrestlers here in the EWA, and tonight he’s gonna take his game to a new level when he takes Lone Jobbers head off with the Sexy SuperKick. Also on this card is another good friend of mine, and that being The Mecca of manhood Chris Jericho. Its time Chris steps out of mid-carder status and shows the EWA what kind of damage he can do.

Kent: Blake Bennit and Chris Jericho are here, I saw Lita backstage earlier and now you’re here. Could we be seeing a OutKasts reunion here tonight?

Jason Mack: You know Kent, When people say the word reunion, it normally means that a group of people are reuniteing after having split up and went their separate ways. The OutKasts never split up so you saying the word reunion in reference to us is Ludicrous. We never split up. The Fact of the matter is Chris took a much needed vacation from the EWA and I had other business to attend to in another company. When I sat down with you at the uptown cafe and had that shoot with you, it sold what I needed it to. I needed to take time away to focus on my goals and to do some restructuring.

Kent: So when will you be returning to action in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance?

Jason Mack: Kent, It could be next week, it could be next month, hell, for all I know it could be a year from now or it could be at a houseshow tomorrow. At this point, I don’t know and its not at the top of the list of things to do.

Kent: As of late, there’s been a mystery guy around threatening bodily harm to The Lone Jobber and he says that only you know his identity. He says that you once paid him back in the EOW to take Jobber out. He also has said he is a part of a master plan. Now the question on my mind and the mind of others is this. Is what this mystery man is saying the truth? Is he part of a master plan?

Jason Mack: Well Kent, I do in fact know who this guy is. And let me tell you, This guy is a monster. He damn near killed Jobber last year in the EOW, and now it seems that he’s back to finish what he started. Is he part of a master plan? Hell for all I know he could be. Is he associated with RealDeal Entertainment? No. From what I can tell, Jobber brought this guy back on his own with those spoof promos he shot last week. If the dude is working on a master plan, then I guess he is part of one. I aint got a damn thing to do with his ass. I’m working on my own shit. I’ve known the guy for a while and when I was Commissioner of the EOW, I did pay him a large amount of the EOW’s money to take out the garbage. But you must remember this. The mystery guy as you like to call him came to me, I didn’t go to him. He walked in my office late one night while myself and Ms. Handcock were working on potential angles. He just walked in and sat down. I asked him what I could do for him and he went on to tell me about how Jobber did something wrong in his past, and that he wanted to punish him for it. And at the time, I was in the midst of a nasty feud with the worlds most notorious Fuck up so I put him on the payroll. The rest is in EOW footage archives.

Kent: Can you give us a name for this guy?

Jason Mack: Yeah, I could, but I’m not. If you wanna know his name, ask him.

Kent: Okay…….Since you’ve been gone, DemonChilds buddy Crazed Maniac has tried to cash in on your RealDeal gimmick. What are your thoughts on him calling himself the RealDeal Crazed Maniac?

Jason Mack: Ha Ha Ha, The RealDeal Crazed Maniac huh? What a joke. Kent, If I didn’t know better, I’d think that idiot Lone Jobber put him up to it. My fans know who the RealDeal of the EWA is, and it sure as hell aint Crazed Maniac. To tell you the truth Kent, i’m not even concerned with it right now, theres a lot of things going on in this head, and Crazed Maniac isnt one of them.

Kent: Well Mr. Mack, what do you plan on doing about Stone Cold Steve Austin? He still plans on getting revenge for what you did to him back at Warpath.

Jason Mack: Stone Cold Steve Austin can Kiss my ass for all I care. You know, the line of RealDeal haters is long, and as far as I can tell, Stunning Steve is at the back of it. He wants some of me, Well, who doesn’t. I have other plans and when the ring masters number comes up, that’s his ass. I don’t give a damn about StoneCold Steve Williams. He doesn’t even deserve to be in the same arena as me, let alone the same ring……. Now Kent, I didn’t expect to cut a promo here tonight, I just came he to watch my boys stomp ass. So if you don’t mind…

Kent: Okay, just one more question before I go.

Jason Mack: Make it quick.

Kent: When you left the EWA, you left some unfinished business with Omega. What are your plans on the situation with him?

Jason Mack: Omega, The GoldBerg push recipient. Kent, Don’t you think that for one-second the RealDeal Jason Mack has forgotten his feelings for the EWA’s “Big Man”. I know without a shadow of a doubt that I’ll be banging heads with him again. I wouldn’t expect anything less. Although I did receive tons of fan mail saying this and that about how good I am and for me not to leave, I never actually left. I wanted it to appear that way, and everyone bought it. Even the “Smark ” Omega did. I’m just taking time off of the EWA circuit to polish up my skills. And Omega may go on being unbeatable while I’m gone. But sooner or later, he will taste defeat cuz the way I’m seeing it is we will meet again, and this time, he will have to kill me to beat me. When I come back, you will see a new, more serious, more focused, more determined Jason Mack, and it aint gonna be pretty. Everyone in the EWA is on my shitlist, and if you’re not with me, you’re against me…..Now please, get outta my face and let me enjoy the show.

Kent: Okay Mr. Mack, that you for your time.

Jason Mack: Yeah.

Kent:Lets get back to the ring for some more action.

Loser Leaves EWA
Last Man Standing
FTW Title Match
Triple H(c) vs Stone Cold Steve Austin

(“The Game” hits over the PA System as Triple H makes his way out to the ring to boos…)

HHH:Austin… Tonight… WILL BE GAME OVER… For You… And Steve… ITS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME…

(“Shatters” hits as Stone Cold makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:(Bell Sounds)Here they go… Austin and HHH trading blows back and forth… Austin whips the game in to the ropes… Reversal by HHH… Running Knee by the game… HHH clotheslines Austin over the top rope…

Rhino:Listen to the crowd boo Triple H… I LOVE It…

Mark:HHH to the outside after Austin… Austin nails HHH with a couple of right hands… And he whips the game hard in to the ring steps… Austin rolls HHH back in to the ring… Austin delivers an elbow drop… Austin picks him up and delivers a couple of more fists to HHH…

Rhino:Come on Austin beat his ASS…

Mark:Austin goes to the outside…

Rhino:Hes got a Chair…

Mark:Austin swings… HHH with a kick to the gut… And clotheslines Austin down… HHH whips Austin in the ropes… HHH swings the chair… Austin ducks under… Kick to the gut… Stunner on the game…

Rhino:All the ref has to do is count to 10 and there will be no more Triple H…

Ref:1…..2…….3………4………..5……..6………….7……….8……………

Mark:HHH is back up…

Rhino:Damn it…

Mark:HHH low blows austin… DDT on Austin… HHH with a Knee Buster…

Rhino:Hes hookin the pedigree…

Mark:Austin blocks it… He hits the Slingshot and The game goes in the corner… Lou Thez press with right hand… And he delivers an elbow…

Rhino:Austin grabs a chair…

Mark:Game ducks… Another DDT… by HHH… HHH goes to the outside…

Rhino:Oh No… Hes got the sledge hammer…

Mark:Austin up… He nails Austin…

Rhino:Austin is busted open…

Mark:The game nails him again… He is hooking him for the Pedigree… Austin blocks again…

Rhino:The rattlesnake has some fight left… Low Blow by Austin…

Mark:Stunner…

Rhino:The Game is out…

Mark:The ref is begining his count…

Rhino:Theres the Real Deal… Real Deal is in the ring…

Mark:Austin swings at the real deal… Real Deal Blocks… REAL DEAL DRIVER… Austin is out…

Rhino:Real Deal has got some revenge on Austin…

Mark:HHH is back up… He picks Austin up… PEDIGREE…

Ref:1…..2……3…4…5……6…..7………8……..9……….10…..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW Champion TRIPLE H…

Rhino:Stone Cold career has ended thanks to Triple H and the Real Deal…

HHH:Austin… GAME OVER…

Rhino:I hope someone puts him in his place…

Mark:Lets get back to the ring…

Superkick Match
Lone Jobber vs Blake Bennit

(Jobber’s theme hits as Lone Jobber makes his way out… Blakes Music hits as he walks out…)

Mark:(Bell Sounds)Who will come out on top… Jobber and Blake tie up… Blake with a couple of right hands… Blake whips Jobber in… Huge Back body drop… And he clotheslines Jobber down… Jobber up… Scoop Slam… Jobber gets out… Blake turns around… DDT… Jobber goes for the kick… Blake ducks… Connects with a hip toss that sends Jobber over the top rope…

Rhino:Blake goes out for Jobber…

Mark:Blake scoops up Jobber and slams him down on the floor… Jobber gets rolled back in… Jobber up and he gets nailed with a dropkick…

Rhino:Blake is waiting for Jobber…

Mark:Goes for the kick… Jobber ducks… Neckbreaker…

Rhino:They have both tried and have been unsuccessful…

Mark:Jobber climbs the rope… He misses the 450 splash… Blake picks him up and slams him down to the ground…

Rhino:Blake is now heading to the top rope…

Mark:Blake hits the elbow…

Rhino:He is calling for the kick…

Mark:Hold on one second… Hear that music…

Rhino:It cant be…

Mark:Oh Yes it is…

Rhino:ITS GRAVEDIGGER…

Mark:Hes back… Why… Blake is distracted by Gravediggers presence… Blake turns back around… SUPERKICK… The match is over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER…

Rhino:Why? Why? Why? was Gravedigger here tonight…

Mark:I dont know but we have been told that Shane McMahon has something to say…

(Camera on Shane)

Shane:Tonight the match between Whiplash and Shawn Michaels will now be for the Television Championship…

Rhino:YES… Michaels is gonna get his ass kicked and he is gonna lose his title…

EWA Television Title Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Whiplash

(“Boy Toy” hits as Shawn Michaels makes his way out…)

HBK:Shane… You want to be funny… Well tonight whiplash… I feel sorry for you…

(Whiplash’s theme hits as he walks to the ring…)

Mark:Michaels connects with a baseball slide before Whiplash can get in the ring… Michaels whips him in to the guard rail… He rolls whiplash in to the ring.. (Bell Sounds)

Rhino:Michaels seems pissed off…

Mark:Isnt that a good thing…

Rhino:Yeah… But not for whiplash…

Mark:Michaels whips him hard in to the corner… Whiplash comes out and gets nailed with a clothesline… Whiplash up and michaels goes for another… Whiplash ducks and he nails him with a couple of right hands… Whips HBK in the ropes and hits a nice powerslam… Goes for the cover 1…………….2………..Kickout… HBK back up but Whiplash nails him with a snap suplex…

Rhino:Whiplash is putting the boots to him…

Mark:He whips HBK in the ropes and hits another powerslam… Cover 1…………2………..Michaels kicks out again… HBK gets whip in to the corner… Whiplash runs in… Michaels moves… And he nails a dropkick on Whiplash… Michaels gives him a couple of rights… And slams him down to the ground…

Rhino:Michaels heads to the top…

Mark:Elbow drop connects…

Rhino:He is warming up the band…

Mark:Whiplash catches the kick… Small Package… 1…………2………..3………. We have a NEW Television Champion…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Television Champion WHIPLASH…

Rhino:Michaels loses the TV title here tonight… Michaels can not believe it… It is a very good day for Whiplash…

Mark:Lets head back to the ring…

3 on 1 Asylum Match
Omega vs Undertaker, Kane & Jerry Lawler

(Omega’s theme hits as he walks towards the asylum… )

Mark:This isnt like the WCW one… This is a oval cage that covers the ring…

(“Royality” hits as The King walks out… “Hell” hits as Kane walks to the ring… “Rollin” hits as the undertaker walks out…)

Mark:All the men are in… And the cage is locked…

Rhino:It dont look good for Omega…

Mark:Kane and Omega are brawling first… Omega knocks Kane down… Taker runs at Omega… Running DDT…

Rhino:No Effect…

Mark:Omega clotheslines Taker down…

Rhino:The King has no where to go…

Mark:Omega has the king… Body Press… Choplock by the Undertaker… Taker is now working on the knee of Omega… Leg Lock by Undertaker… Kane is stomping on the Knee of Omega…

Rhino:Look at Lawler… Just standing in the corner laughing…

Mark:Taker delivers an elbow drop to the chest of omega… Kane and Taker pick Omega up… And send him in to the rope… Double Clothesline…

Rhino:He is still on his feet…

Mark:Another Double clothesline…

Rhino:He still standing…

Mark:A third clothesline… And down goes Omega…

Rhino:They got the big man down…

Mark:The King goes for the cover 1……………….2…………………. Taker breaks it up…

Rhino:They are on the same team…

Mark:Taker and Kane have The King… Double Chokeslam… On the King…

Rhino:They took him out of this match…

Mark:Omega back up and he double clotheslines Kane and Taker… Omega picks up Kane and slams him down… Taker with a big boot that rocks Omega… Kane and Taker are setting him up…

Rhino:Yeah for a Double Chokeslam…

Mark:Double Chokeslam on Omega…

Rhino:The Big Man is out…

Mark:Taker goes for the cover 1…………2……….. Omega gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The big man aint staying down…

Mark:Omega back up… They are trying for it again… Omega knocks Kane down… Taker runs in and gets back dropped to the outside… Omega throws Kane to the outside… Omega picks up The King… SCREWDRIVER… 1……………………2……………….3…….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner OMEGA…

Mark:What a night we have had tonight… We will see you guys at Tuesday Night Carnage…