HeadGames 2001 (10-26-01)
Mark:Welcome everyone to Madison Square Garden… Welcome to eWa HeadGames Live on Pay Per View…My name is Mark as always by the man known as Rhino…
Rhino:Well we are in the House of legends… We in Madison Square Garden for what should be one hell of a night…
Mark:Tonight in our main event… We will see The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels defend the eWa World Heavyweight Championship against Purgatory…
Rhino:Tonight will begin a dawning of a new era… A Extreme Impact era here in the eWa as I am picking Purgatory to walk out tonight with the eWa World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Sid is here tonight and we have no idea what he could do tonight…
Rhino:SID SID SID SID SID SID…
Mark:Also tonight Omega battles Jay Mack… Triple H defends the TV Title against The Rock and Blake Bennit and so much more… So lets get to the ring for the opening bout…
Tazz vs Jeremy Mack
Pa Announcer:The opening match at HeadGames is set for one fall… Introducing first… From New York City… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… JEREMY MACK…
(Jeremy Mack’s Theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From the red hook section of Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… TAZZ…
(“Survive” hits as Tazz makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well here we go… Tazz and Jeremy lock up in the center of the ring… Side Headlock by Jeremy Mack… Jeremy Mack sends Tazz in to the ropes… Reversal by Tazz… Another reversal by Jeremy Mack… Tazz comes off the ropes… Ducks a clothesline… German Release TazzPlex by Tazz on to Jeremy Mack…
Rhino:That suplex sent Jeremy Mack all the way to the outside…
Mark:Tazz goes to the outside now… Tazz picks up Jeremy Mack and hot shots him on to the guardrail…Tazz now rolls him back in to the ring… Tazz now on top of Jeremy Mack and is delivering a clubbing forearm shots to Jeremy Mack…
Rhino:Damn those clubbing forearm shots really sink in on a person…
Mark:Tazz now picks up Jeremy Mack and sends him in to the corner… Tazz charges in and goes for a clotheline… Boot by Jeremy Mack who comes out of the corner and nails Tazz with a clothesline… Tazz back to his feet… Dropkick by Jeremy Mack… Tazz up again and gets DDT by Jeremy Mack… Cover 1……….2………. Kick out by Tazz…
Rhino:Jeremy Mack really applied some offense on Tazz…
Mark:Jeremy Mack with a kick to the gut… Going for a scissors kick… Tazz catches his leg and nails him with a nice over the head Tazzplex… Tazz picks up Jeremy Mack and nails him with a T-Bone Tazzplex… Covers Jeremy Mack 1………………..2…….. Kick out by Jeremy Mack… Tazz sends Jeremy Mack in to the ropes…Reversal by Jeremy Mack…
Rhino:Spinebuster by Jeremy Mack as Tazz came off the ropes…
Mark:Jeremy goes for a cover 1……………2………. Kickout by Tazz…
Rhino:Jeremy Mack is heading to the top rope now…
Mark:Tazz runs in to the ropes as it knocks down Jeremy Mack as he straddles the top rope…
Rhino:Tazz is setting him up for something…
Mark:Super Tazzplex by Tazz on to Jeremy Mack…
Rhino:He has got to be out…
Mark:Tazz goes for the cover 1……………2…………. Kickout again by Jeremy Mack…
Rhino:Tazz can not believe it…
Mark:Tazz picks him and goes behind… Goes for the Tazzmission… Blocked by Jeremy Mack who is nailing Tazz with right hands… Tazz ducks one… TAZZMISSION…
Rhino:Its only a matter of time before he taps…
Mark:Jeremy Mack taps out to the Tazzmission…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… TAZZ…
Rhino:That was one back and forth match up…
Mark:Well its been dubbed a New Comers Match… But both men have been around a long time… Lets get to the ring…
Bret Hart vs Steve Corino
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first from Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… BRET “Hitman” HART…
(“HitMan” hits as Bret Hart makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wichita Falls, Texas… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… STEVE CORINO…
(“Old School” hits as Steve Corino makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:The Bell sounds as this match up begins now… Collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring… Corino with a thumb to the eye followed by a right hand to Bret… Corino now snaps a few jabs to Bret before sending him off in to the ropes… Bret leaps over Corino who turns around and gets nail with a right hand by Bret Hart…
Rhino:The Hitman now delivers a nice atomic drop to Steve Corino…
Mark:Bret now hooks Steve Corino and nails him with a suplex… Cover 1………..2……… Kick out by Steve Corino…
Rhino:As Bret sent Corino in to the corner… Corino reverses Bret and Bret goes straight in to the corner…
Mark:Steve Corino now sends Bret Hart out of the corner in to the ropes and connects with a Back Body Drop… Corino now picks up Bret and slams him to the canvas… Now Corino connects with a leg drop… Cover by Corino 1…………..2…… Kickout by Bret Hart…
Rhino:Bret Hart claims to be the best there is… There was and ever will be… But he isnt at this moment…
Mark:Bret Hart now gets clothesline by Steve Corino… Corino now hooks up Bret Hart and nails him with a pulling piledriver… Cover 1…………2……………Kickout by Bret Hart…
Rhino:Steve Corino is looking to end this match up now…
Mark:Corino sets him up for the fisherman suplex… Bret Hart blocks it… Corino gets thrown in to the ropes… Bret goes for a roll up… Corino holds on to the ropes… Corino now goes behind Bret Hart… German Suplex with a pin 1………….2……………..3…….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEVE CORINO…
Rhino:Bret Hart came up a little short here tonight…
Mark:Well we have more to come so lets…
(“Bottle of Rage” hits as Sid Vicious walks to the ring…)
Rhino:ITS SID… SID IS HERE…
Mark:And he is laughing as he heads to the ring where Bret Hart is…
Rhino:What in the hell is he going to do now…
Mark:Sid sets Bret Hart up… POWERBOMB… By Sid… As he has laid out Bret Hart who just lost to Steve Corino…
Rhino:Sid is leaving and what is next… What will Sid do next…
Mark:I dont but we have more to come so lets get back to the ring…
#1 Contenders Match for the eWa Tag Team Titles
Camera Chaos vs Dragon and Prodigy
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the Number One Contendership for the eWa Tag Team Titles… Introducing first… At a combined weight of 707 Pounds… The Team of DRAGON and PRODIGY…
(D&P’s theme hits as they make there way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… At a combined weight of 446 pounds… Ned Tesseract and Jay Jixhel… CAMERA CHAOS…
(Camera Chaos’s theme hits as they make there way down to the ring…)
Mark:The ref calls for the bell and this match is underway…It will be Ned and Dragon starting this match out…
Rhino:Dragon and Prodigy out weigh Camera Chaos by over 230 Pounds… Thats a big weight difference…
Mark:Camera Chaos will need to rely on speed in this match up… Which is something they are usually not known for…Dragon goes for a straight right hand… Ducked by Ned… Who comes back with a beautiful dropkick that staggers Dragon… Ned now nailing him with forearms which is backing him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Ned tags in Jay Jixhel for some double team move…
Mark:Ned sends Dragon in to the ropes… Double Dropkick to the knees of Drgaon…
Rhino:Very Smart move there by Camera Chaos… Taking the over 300 pounder off his feet…
Mark:Jay now comes off the ropes and nails him with a running drop kick… Cover by Jay 1……….2…….. Kick out by Drgaon… As Dragon sits up… Jay nails him with a drop kick… Jay now drops an elbow on to Dragon…
Rhino:After taking him off his feet they should have gone back to work on the knees… Which would have been a smart idea…
Mark:Jay now tags back in Ned and they do a splash and leg drop double team move on Dragon… Cover by Ned 1…………..2…………. And Prodigy breaks it up… Ned now picks up Dragon and sends him in to the ropes… Goes for a cross body… Caught by Dragon who just drops him with a front slam… Cover 1……….2…….. And Jay breaks it up…
Rhino:Dragon now makes a tag to Prodigy…
Mark:Jay now gets whipped in to the corner by Dragon who charges in with a splash followed by Prodigy…
Rhino:Thats 700 Pounds crashing in to your chest… Man that has got to hurt…
Mark:Prodigy goes for the cover 1………….2…….. And Ned breaks it up… Prodigy now picks up Jay and nails him with belly to belly suplex… Cover again 1…………2…… And Ned Breaks it up again this time with a drop kick…
Rhino:Jay’s insides must be hurting him now…
Mark:Prodigy now picks him up and nails him with a side walk slam… Cover again 1……………2……. And Ned breaks it up again…
Rhino:Jay has one hell of a tag partner… Who likes him very much so…
Mark:Prodigy now heading to the top rope and he is bringing Jay with him…
Rhino:It could be time for the Prodical Sun…
Mark:Ned is up there and nails Prodigy with a low blow…
Rhino:Here comes Dragon and now Ned and Dragon are going at it on the outside…
Mark:Frankensteiner by Jay Jixhel on to Prodigy off the top rope… Cover 1…………2…………..3…….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winners CAMERA CHAOS…
Rhino:Camera Chaos pulled this match out from some where…
Mark:You have to give credit to Dragon and Prodigy they gave it all… And they just ended up on the short side of the stick… Well anyhow lets head back to the ring…
Old School Grudge Match
“Real Deal” Jay Mack vs Omega
Pa Announcer:This next match is a No Holds Barred Old School Grudge Match and is set for One Fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… He is one half of the eWa Tag Team Champions… REAL DEAL JAY MACK…
(Jay’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at over 300 Pounds… OMEGA…
(“If I should die before I wake” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Rhino:So far in this feud it has been all Omega… Will it change… Jay hopes so…
Mark:Well the bell sounds and this match is under way… Jay Mack slaps the giant right in the face…
Rhino:Thats not going to sit well…
Mark:Omega charges with a right hand… Ducked by Jay Mack who nails him with some quick jabs… Along with some left crosses…
Rhino:Jay is using his boxing skills to try to take down Omega…
Mark:Jay comes off the ropes and nails him with a clothesline… Which staggers Omega… Jay comes off again with another clothesline and it still only staggers Omega…
Rhino:Low Blow by Jay Mack…
Mark:Which is follow by a scoop slam and down goes Omega… Big Elbow drop by Jay Mack right in to the chest of Omega… Jay now drops a leg drop to the groin area of Omega…
Rhino:Jay is weakening the testicular fortitude of Omega…
Mark:Jay Mack now sends him in to the ropes… And nails Omega with a drop kick that sends him over the top rope to the outside…
Rhino:Jay Mack is making sure that this match has a positive outcome for him tonight…
Mark:Jay Mack sling shots himself over the top rope and right on to Omega… Omega though catches him and slams him down on to the mat on the outside… Jay Mack now gets picked up by Omega and thrown face first on to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Omega is taking charge now…
Mark:Omega now throws Jay back in to the ring… Omega sends Jay in to the ropes… Spinebuster by Omega…Omega now sets him up for a piledriver and he connects… Cover by Omega 1………….2……… Kickout by Jay Mack… Jay Mack now gets slammed down to the canvas…
Rhino:Omega is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Jay Mack moves as Omega went for a senton bomb…
Rhino:Jay Mack now takes off the covering of the turnbuckle…
Mark:Omega is back up and charges at Jay Mack… Jay moves and Omega hits his head on to the steel buckle… Jay with a big clothesline to take down Omega…
Rhino:Jay is now going to the outside and is bringing in a chair…
Mark:Omega is back on his feet and Jay nails him right in the head with a chair… And again… And Again… And one more time and this time it takes down Omega…
Rhino:Four chair shots it took to take him down…
Mark:Jay Mack now sends him in to the corner again…
Rhino:Jay has handcuffs…
Mark:He is now handcuffing Omega to the corner…
Rhino:Jay Mack really wants to win this match…
Mark:Jay now with the chair and he cracks the skull of Omega… And again he does it…
Rhino:Jay is now show boating now… Which is a bad move I believe…
Mark:Omega breaks the Handcuffs and Jay does not see…
Rhino:Jay tries to swing a chair and gets blocked…
Mark:Omega now with a kick to the gut of Jay Mack… SCREWDRIVER by Omega… Cover 1……..2………3……
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner OMEGA…
Rhino:Omega wins the grudge match… But Jay gave it all he had… But it just wasnt enough…
Mark:Well its now time for the eWa X Championship to be defended for the first time… So lets head to the ring…
eWa X Championship Match
Rob Van Dam(c) vs Stone Cold Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first The Challenger…From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…
(“Rattlesnake” hits as Stone Cold makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… He is the eWa X Champion… Representing Degeneration X… Mr. Pay Per View… ROB VAN DAM…
(“Walk” hits as Rob Van Dam makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:The Bell sounds in the ring and there go RVD and Stone Cold… Trading right hands back and forth in the ring… RVD ducks a right hand of Stone Cold and is now throwing a couple of stiff kicks to Stone Cold… RVD now sends Stone Cold in to the ropes… Austin ducks the standing spin kick… And nails RVD with a right hand that takes him down…
Rhino:Austin is now hammering Rob Van Dam with right hands and is backing him up near the ropes…
Mark:Austin goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Van Dam who back drops Stone Cold to the outside…
Rhino:Austin landed on his feet by RVD didnt know as he did his Thumb Pose…
Mark:Stone Cold now pulls RVD to the outside of the ring and is delivering right hands to him now…Stone Cold now sends RVD hard in to the ring steps…
Rhino:Austin rolls Mr. Pay Per View back in to the ring and is now hammering away with boots to RVD…
Mark:Van Dam now gets sent in to the corner… Austin is now hammering RVD in the corner with boots… Followed by Right hands… Now Austin is driving his shoulder right in to Van Dam…
Rhino:Austin is taking the air from out from RVD…
Mark:Van Dam gets whipped in to the ropes… Ducks the clothesline… RVD with a big spin kick to the head of Stone Cold… RVD now picks up Stone Cold and slams him down near the corner… Split leg moonsault by RVD… Cover 1……….2……… Kickout by Austin…
Rhino:Van Dam just sent Stone Cold in to the ropes and nail him with a beautiful spinning wheel kick…
Mark:Van Dam picks up Stone Cold and nails him with a front slam… Van Dam now off the ropes… ROLLING THUNDER by RVD… Cover by Van Dam 1…………2………. Kickout again by Stone Cold…
Rhino:Van Dam is now in control of Stone Cold…
Mark:Van Dam picks up Stone Cold… Stone Cold slides off of RVD’s Shoulder… RVD turns around… STUNNER… Stone Cold Stunner by Austin on RVD…
Rhino:Van Dam did not see that coming…
Mark:Cover by Austin 1……………2………. Van Dam gets his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Stone Cold can not believe it… He thought that this match was over…
Mark:Stone Cold is waiting for Van Dam to get up… Van Dam is up… Goes for a stunner… Blocked by Van Dam who nails him with a spin kick to the face…
Rhino:Van Dam is quickly to the top rope…
Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH on to Stone Cold… Cover 1……………….2……………. 3………
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa X Champion… ROB VAN DAM…
Rhino:Stone Cold had it won but Van Dam was some how able to pull this match out…
Mark:Well lets head back to the ring for our next match up…
eWa Championship Match
Justin Credible(c) vs Jeff Jarrett
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa Championship… Introducing first from Music City, USA… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The Chosen One… JEFF JARRETT…
(“Chosen One” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Ozone Park, New York… Weighing in at 220 pounds… Representing Degeneration X.. The eWa Champion… JUSTIN CREDIBLE…
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well here we go… Justin Credible is trash talking now with the chosen one… Jarrett strikes first on the eWa Champion… Justin Credible now fires back on to Jarrett… Jarrett goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Justin Credible who nails Jarrett with a dropkick…
Rhino:Jarrett quickly rolls to the outside so Justin Credible can not build any momentum…
Mark:Jarrett now slides back in to the ring… Justin charges at him with a clothesline… Jarrett moves out of the way and strikes him with a boot to the midsection followed by a swinging neck breaker… Jarrett now picks him up and brings him over with a suplex…
Rhino:Jarrett just sent Justin Credible in to the corner…
Mark:As Jarrett charged in… Justin nailed him with a superkick… Cover by Justin 1…………..2……. Kickout by Jarrett… The boots are being applied by Justin Credible now… Justin picks up Jarrett and nails him with a shoulder breaker…
Rhino:Justin Credible now drags Jarretts Shoulder to the apron of the ring and is just smashing his arm across the ring…
Mark:Justin Credible now back in the ring and is appling a croos arm bar again and Jarrett is in pain…
Rhino:Jarrett gets to the ropes and the ref has to break the hold…
Mark:Justin Credible now picks him up and has him with a hammerlock and with the hammerlock he scoops him up and slams him to the canvas… Cover by Justin Credible 1……………2…………….. Kickout by Jeff Jarrett… Jarrett now picks him again with the hammerlock and and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Justin Credible is really working on Jarrett’s arm…
Mark:Justin Credible now sends him in to the ropes… Goes for a Drop kick… But Jarrett holds on to the ropes… Justin Credible back to his feet and Jarrett nails him with a clothesline… Justin back up and gets knocked down with another clothesline…
Rhino:Jarrett is on a roll now…
Mark:Jarrett with a kick to the gut… Piledriver by Jarrett… Jarrett now with the cover 1………..2……. Kickout… Jarrett now sends him in to the corner…
Rhino:Jarrett is now setting Justin Credible on the top rope…
Mark:Superplex by Jarrett… And both men are down…
Rhino:It looks to me like he hurt his arm as he suplex Justin Credible off the top rope…
Mark:Jarrett now covers Justin Credible 1………………2………….. Kickout by Justin Credible… Jarrett now goes behind Justin… Goes for the Stroke… Counter by Justin Credible who now nails him with a arm breaker…
Rhino:Jarrett gets to the rope…
Mark:Justin Credible scoops up Jarrett… Goes for thats Incredible… Counter by Jarrett… Another reversal by Justin… THATS INCREDIBLE… Cover 1…………..2…………….3……..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still eWa Champion… JUSTIN CREDIBLE…
Rhino:A back and forth match up… With Justin Credible coming out on top…
Mark:DX has been on a roll… So lets see if it will continue… So lets head back to the ring…
eWa Television Title Triple Threat Barbed Wire Cell Match
Triple H(c) vs The Rock vs Blake Bennit
Pa Announcer:This next match is a Barbed Wire Cell Triple Threat Match… For the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… From Atlanta, Georgia… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… BLAKE “Sexy Boy” BENNIT…
(Blake’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami Florida… Weighing in at 274 Pounds… THE ROCK…
(“Know Your Role” hits as The Rock makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:And there opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Television Champion… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:The door is locked in the cage as all three men are trapped inside…
Rhino:This should be one hell of a fight…
Mark:The Rock and Blake Bennit are staring down Triple H… Blake though strikes The Rock and is nailing him with right hands… Triple H now joins in as Blake and Triple H are now double teaming The Rock… The Rock gets sent in to the ropes by Triple H and Blake… Double Clothesline by The Rock on to Blake and Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H now gets nailed by The Rock with a right hand…
Mark:Blake from behind on The Rock… The Rock blocks a right hand and is now laying in on Blake Bennit… Blake now gets sent in to the ropes by The Rock… Spinebuster by The Rock on to Blake Bennit…
Rhino:Triple H now from behind on to The Rock…
Mark:Blake is now rolling out of the ring to catch his breath as Triple H clothesline The Rock… Triple H now picks him up and is now sending him in to the corner as he nails him with boots to the gut… The Rock gets sent in to the other corner by The Rock who comes out and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Rock is now laying the smack down with right hands to Triple H…
Mark:The Rock nails Triple H with a right hand that sent him over the top and on to the outside…
Rhino:On the Outside now Blake throws Triple H right in to the cage…
Mark:The Rock though grabs a steel chair from the cage is and is going after Blake Bennit…
Rhino:Blake is having The Rock chase him around the ring…
Mark:Triple H though catches The Rock with a clothesline as he ran near him… Triple H now picks up The Rock and throws him face first in to the barbed wire cage…
Rhino:Blake now from behind rolls Triple H back in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H now comes off the ropes and nails blake with a running knee as Blake enter the ring… Triple H now putting the boots to Blake Bennit…
Rhino:When Triple H sent The Rock in to the cage… The Rock is busted open…
Mark:Triple H now rolls to the outside and has pulled his weapon of choice out of the cage which is the sledge hammer…
Rhino:Triple H has laid many people out with that weapon…
Mark:Triple H now sends Blake Bennit in to the corner… Triple H charges in with the SledgeHammer… But Blake moves out of the way… SEXY BOY KICK… As Triple H turned around… Cover by Blake 1…………..2………… The Rock breaks it up…
Rhino:If the Rock didnt break it up… Blake would have been TV Champion…
Mark:Blake and The Rock now trading blows back in forth in the ring… Blake now sends The Rock in to the ropes… Tilt a whirl slam by Blake…Cover 1………..2……….. Kickout by The Rock… Blake now picks up The Rock and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Blake is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Moonsault by Blake on to the Rock… Cover 1…………….2…………… Triple H breaks it up… Triple H now sends Blake in to the ropes… Knee buster by Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H now throws Blake to the outside…
Mark:Triple H now with the sledge hammer and is driving it to the ribs of the peoples champion… Triple H sets up him… Pulling Piledriver… Cover by HHH 1……………2………… Blake breaks it up… Blake is now hammering at Triple H with right hands… Blake nails a Drop kick on to Triple H…
Rhino:The Rock is back up and Blake is setting up for the Sexy Boy Kick…
Mark:Triple H is back up as well… Blake goes for the kick… Triple H ducks… Sexy Boy Kick to The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is out…
Mark:Triple H now spins Blake around… PEDIGREE…
Rhino:Its Over… Now…
Mark:Cover by Triple H 1…………………2………………………..3………
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Television Champion… TRIPLE H…
Rhino:Damn it… How did he pull it out…
Mark:I dont know… But its main event time…
eWa World Title Octagon Match
Only way to win is by Knockout
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Purgatory
Pa Announcer:Its now time for our main event… Which is an Octagon Match… For the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… The only way to win is by knock out… Introducing first… The Challenger… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… PURGATORY…
(Purgatory’s Theme hits as he makes his way to the octagon)
Pa Announcer:Before the Champion is announced… Let me introduce the Special Guest Commetator… SID…
(“Bottle of Rage” hits as Sid walks over to Mark and Rhino…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… He is the eWa World Heavyweight Champion… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” hits as Shawn Michaels walks to the Octagon…)
Rhino:Sid its always good to see you…
Sid:Rhino… It seems to me… That you have been gaining some weight since the last time I saw you…
Rhino:Well you know… Purgatory has been around…
Mark:Well Sid im glad you are out here… But myself and Rhino have a job to do…
Sid:Mark… You see my friend… You and Rhino can do what ever you want… Im just here to watch two guys fight…
Mark:Well both men right now are getting there fists taped and put in glass so this match can officially can begin…
Rhino:One of these men will be scared for life… Oh wait Purgatory already is… So Shawn’s pretty boy face could get messed up big time tonight…
Sid:That Pretty Boy Shawn Michaels… Needs to learn some respect and I hope Purgatory will teach that man a lesson or two tonight…
Mark:Well both men are ready now as the ref calls for the bell… Shawn goes for a spear tackle on to Purgatory… Purgatory though slides out of the way on Shawn…
Rhino:Purgatory is waiting for Shawn to come at him again…
Mark:Shawn flinches one way and goes the other way on to Purgatory and takes him down with a spear… Michaels goes for a straight right hand… But Purgatory rolls him over as he attempts it and now Purgatory is on top of Michaels…
Sid:You see thats Smart Strategy by Purgatory… Even though from what I have seen… He would have rather Michaels nailing him with right hands because he loves pain… Just as much as Rhino loves Hot Dogs…
Rhino:Hey… You make a good point Sid… You really have a nak for this color stuff…
Mark:Meanwhile back in the Octagon… Purgatory goes for a right but Michaels blocks it and is now on top of Purgatory…And connects big time with a right hand… Michaels goes for another right hand… And he connects to the face of Purgatory…
Rhino:Just those couple of shots have busted open Purgatory…
Mark:Purgatory blocks a third shot by Michaels and now grabs Michaels leg and rolls him through in to a half crap…
Rhino:Look at the pretty boy scream in pain…
Mark:Michaels is able to push him off it to the cage… Michaels charges from behind on to Purgatory in an attempt to roll him up in some fashion…
Sid:That pretty boy Shawn Michaels… Has yet to realize that he has to knock out Purgatory… Not pin him…
Mark:Michaels now tackles Purgatory and is trying to hit Purgatory with some more straight right and left hands…
Rhino:Purgatory is biting Shawn Michaels in the arm…
Mark:Michaels is back on his feet and now is stomping at the gut of Purgatory…
Rhino:Michaels wants to end this match with a Superkick… Which could knock out Purgatory… But I doubt that would happen…
Mark:Purgatory back in a standing position… Michaels goes for the kick… Ducked by Purgatory who as Shawn Michaels turns around nails him with a right hand that takes down Michaels… Michaels up again… And he gets knocked down again…
Rhino:The glass on Purgatory’s fists have busted Shawn Michaels open as well…
Sid:I wonder does Purgatory want to be World Champion… Or does he just want to feel the pain of this match…
Mark:Purgatory connects with an enziguri on to Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn has had concussion problems in the past from those types of shots…
Sid:From my vantage point… Purgatory could be a matter of seconds away from winning this match up…
Rhino:Purgatory is winding up for a big punch once Michaels gets to his feet…
Mark:Michaels ducks the punch… And nails him with the Sweet Chin Music… Purgatory could be out of the match up from that kick that was just delivered to him by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Come on Purgatory get up…
Mark:The ref is giving him up til the count of ten to get up… If he cant… Shawn will be the winner… He is up to 7… 8… Purgatory nips up like Shawn Michaels does…
Rhino:Look at Shawn Michaels face… He can not believe it…
Mark:Purgatory knocks Michaels down with a drop kick…
Rhino:Purgatory is grabbing a bucket of some sort now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up and Purgatory dumps the buckle…
Rhino:Its full of marbles…
Mark:Michaels is tripping up on the marbles… Michaels is trying to get up on to his feet… Purgatory now hits him with a huge right hand and it could have knocked out the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:You also have to add the marbles to the equation as along with the punch Michaels tripped up on the marbles…
Mark:The Ref is up to 8…………9……………. 10…… Its Over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa World Heavyweight Champion… PURGATORY…
Sid:Well I guess I should go congradulate Purgatory now…
Rhino:Shawn’s title reign was a short one… As the Psycho Hot Vendor is now the eWa World Heavyweight Champion… Im so happy…
Mark:Well we are out of time… See you at Tuesday Night Carnage…
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