Madness 2001 (03-07-01)

Mark:Hello everyone and Welcome to MADNESS… I am Mark alongside the overstuffed Rhino… Tonight we will find out who is the UNDISPUTED eWa World Heavyweight Champion is… As Rob Van Dam battles the Lone Jobber… Triple H defends the FTW Title against Billy Kidman… Shawn Michaels battles Blake Bennit… Omega and Real Deal go into the Hell Zone… Plus more…

Rhino:Tonight is going to be full of MADNESS…

Mark:You are telling me… Well lets get to the ring to begin MADNESS… Hold on one second… There is Kane and Raven… They have started the match in the back…

Hardcore Match
Raven vs Kane

Mark:Raven nails Kane with the trash can…

Rhino:It had no effect on the monster…

Mark:Kane has raven and he throws him in to the wall… Kane picks him up and slams him down to the ground…

Rhino:The Big Red Machine is going for a table…

Mark:Kane picks him up and throws him head first into the wall…

Rhino:He is going to have a spliting headache after this match…

Mark:Kane has him… Chokeslam through the Table…

Rhino:Raven is hurt and hurt bad…

Mark:Kane goes for the cover 1…….2………3……

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KANE…

Mark:Lets get to the ring for more action…

Jerry Lawler vs Chris Benoit

Mark:There is something going on in the back… Theres the Big Show and Lawler attacking Chris Benoit…

Rhino:I guess the king didn’t want to face the crippler…

Mark:Chokeslam by the big show…

Rhino:Show is bringing Benoit to the ring…

(“Royalty” hits as The King and Big Show walk out…)

Mark:Big Show has dumped Benoit in the ring… The King sets up for a piledriver and connects and a cover 1………2…..3…..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner Jerry Lawler…

Rhino:This match was over before it started…

Mark:Benoit is being Stretcher Out… Big Show has got the Mic…

Show:Shadow… Lets not wait till Later… Bring your ass out right here… RIGHT NOW… Because it will be SHOW TIME… TONIGHT…

(Shadow’s Theme hits as he walks to the ring…)

Mark:These big men are face to face with Big Show having the height advantage…

Rhino:Big Show has a height advantage on everyone he faces…

Mark:Thats True…

Rhino:Of Course it is… Shadows a big man but the Big Show is HUGE…

Mark:Shadow gets nail with a headbutt by the big show… Show whips him in to the ropes and catches him with a powerslam… Show begins to put the boots to Shadow…

Rhino:Big Show says that Shadow is done after one move…

Mark:The Final Cut by the big show on shadow… Goes for the cover 1……….2…. And a kickout by Shadow… Shadow gets whip in the ropes… Ducks the clothesline… And connects with a flying clothesline that takes down the big show…

Rhino:Mark, Did you see the ring shake…

Mark:Oh Hell Yeah I did…

Rhino:These two men could have broken the ring…

Mark:I dont think they did that… Shadow though whips him in to the ropes… Kick to the gut and a DDT… Cover 1……..2………..Show pushes him off… Shadow trying to hook the Highway to hell Drop… Big Show blocks… Show has him… CHOKESLAM by the Big Show…

(Kane’s theme hits)

Rhino:ITS KANE… Kane has arrived and he is heading towards the ring…

Mark:The Big Show is distracted… Shadow with a low blow and a roll up… 1……….2……….3……… Shadow gets the win…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHADOW…

Mark:Well lets get right back into the ring for the next match…

Rey Mysterio Jr. vs Demon Child

(“GraveYard” plays as Demon Child walks to the ring… Out of the crowd comes Rey as the match starts…)

Mark:Rey comes out from the crowd as the Demon Child makes his way out… Rey connects with a right hand and another… Rey whips him off the ropes…. And a dropkick to the knee of DC… DC leaps over Rey… And connects with a clothesline…

Rhino:For once in a long time… Demon Child looks to be in sometype of shape…

Mark:Rey back up… Goes for a frankensteiner… DC counters… Powerbomb…

Rhino:Demon is in control…

Mark:Rey with a low blow and a small package 1……….2……….DC rolls it over 1…….2………….3……..

Rhino:DEMON CHILD WINS!!! DEMON CHILD WINS!!! WHAT THE HELL… THE DEMON CHILD WINS!!!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD…

Rhino:How in the World did he win…

Mark:Beats me but he got a win here tonight… Lets get back to some more action…

Chris Jericho vs Crazed Maniac

(“GraveYard” music hits as Crazed Maniac walks to the ring… The Y2J Countdown hits as he walks to the ring…)

Mark:Jericho goes after Maniac.. Whips him in to the ropes and connects with a spin kick… Jericho whips the Maniac in to the corner… Jericho delivers a couple of chops to the chest of Maniac… Maniac connects with a right hand that stuns jericho… Maniac goes for a clothesline… Jericho ducks and connects with a forearm shot to Maniac… Jericho connects with a dropkick… That sends Maniac to the floor…

Rhino:Fast pace match up here…

Mark:Jericho goes to the outside but gets caught with a right hand by maniac who whips him in to the steps… Jericho gets rolled back into the ring… Maniac begins to put the boots to jericho…

Rhino:The Crazed Maniac is slowing the match down now…

Mark:Jericho gets whip into the ropes… Slides under Crazed Maniac… Facecrusher by Jericho…

Rhino:After I say something… The opposite happens… Why is that?

Mark:I dont know but jericho is trying to lock in the Walls of Jericho… Maniac gets to the ropes… Jericho picks him up… Puts him under and sets him up for a powerbomb… Connects with one… DOUBLE POWERBOMB… Jericho jumps off the ropes… Lionsault… 1………2…………3…… Jericho wins….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRIS JERICHO…

Mark:The Rock is on his way to the ring… So I guess its the handicap match time…

Handicap Match
The Rock vs X-Pac and Road Dogg

(“Break it down” hits as Road Dogg and X-Pac make their way to the ring… “If You Smell” hits as the rock runs to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… The Rock is the in the ring and knocks both Dogg and Pac down with right hands… Samoan Drop by the Rock to Road Dogg… X-Pac connects with a spin kick that takes the rock down… Road Dogg whips the Rock in to the corner… But the rock comes out with a clothesline… But X-Pac catches him with a dropkick… X-Pac whips him in to the corner… And begins to deliver kicks to the gut of the rock…

Rhino:X-Pac is going to ride a bronco…

Mark:Rock moves… Kick to the gut… DDT by the Rock…

Rhino: Referee get one of them of their…

Mark:Its Handicap… They are both allowed to be in their…

Rhino:But its DX… They shouldnt be able to do anything they want…

Mark:Well They can because they are DX… Any how… Road Dogg connects with Shake Rattle and Roll knee drop to the Rock… X-Pac and Dogg putting the boots to the rock… Dogg whips him in to the ropes… Rock reverses… Spine Buster… Down goes Road Dogg… Rock with a couple of right hands… and knocks down X-Pac…

Rhino:The Rock is in control…

Mark:DDT by the Rock on X-Pac… Rock Bottom on Road Dogg… Cover 1……2…….. X-Pac makes the save… X-Pac goes for the xfactor… Rock with a back body drop and X-Pac hits hard on the outside… The Rock with another spinebuster on Road Dogg…

Rhino:Its Peoples Elbow Time…

Mark:Off the rope… Off the other… Peoples Elbow… 1………….2…………..3….. The Rock wins the Handicap Match…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK…

Rhino:DX got their asses handed to them by The Rock…

Mark:Lets get to more action…Hold on one second… Something is going on in the back…

(Camera is on the back)

Mark:Something is going on with DX… Road Dogg and X-Pac are in an argument with Triple H and Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Its good to see them fighting…

HHH:You guys cant get nothing done right…

HBK:It was Two on One and you couldnt beat The Rock…

Dogg:He got the better of us…

HHH:Well its time for Us to get the better of you two now…

Mark:Triple H and Shawn are attacking Road Dogg and X-Pac…

Rhino:YES YES YES…

Mark:There is Nash and Ramon…

Nash:What the hell is going on here…

HHH:Just taking care of Some problems…

Nash:Need help…

Mark:Nash and Ramon are attacking Road Dogg and X-Pac…

Rhino:All hell is breaking lose in DX…

HHH:Guys lets get out of here…

HBK:Lets leave these former DX members alone…

Rhino:DX is less two men…

Mark:I guess DX took care of some business… Now its back to the HELL ZONE…
Hell Zone Match
Omega vs Real Deal J. Mack

Mark:Both men have been brought in to the hell zone…

Rhino:This one should be great…

Mark:These two men are staring a whole in one another…

Rhino:EWA original coming up…

Mark:The Bell Sounds and here we go…

Rhino:Once again we have a match where one man is huge and the other is not…

Mark:Real Deal goes for a right hand… And Another… And a third…

Rhino:No effect what so ever…

Mark:Kick to the gut and a hanging neck breaker…

Rhino:Real Deal goes down but omega stays up…

Mark:Omega scoops him up and slams him down…

Rhino:You can see the sweat drip from their faces just standing in the ring…

Mark:Boots by Omega to Real Deal… Real Deal trying to get back up… Omega picks him up by the throat and hits a sit down powerbomb…

Rhino:No one has been able to stop this big man… He wants the EWA Title and he sure as hell may get it soon… Because he looks like is going to destroy everyone in his path to get it…

Mark:Low Blow by Real Deal on Omega… Clothesline down by Real Deal… Real Deal with another low blow… Going for the real deal driver… Back drop by Omega… Kick to the gut… Powerbomb…

Rhino:He has one move left…

Mark:Screwdriver in the hell zone by Omega… Goes for the cover 1………2…………Kickout by Real Deal…

Rhino:How did he kick out…

Mark:Omega connects with another screwdriver 1………2…………..3…….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner OMEGA…

Rhino:A first ever Hell zone turned out well for the one man… And one man was left laying… The sweat is dripping from both of their bodies… I LOVE THE EWA…

Mark:So Do I… We go from the Hell Zone… To the LIONS DEN…

Lions Den Tag Team Match
Kevin Nash and Razor Ramon vs Justin Credible and Lance Storm

(“Break It Down” hits as Kevin Nash and Razor Ramon make their way to the Lions Den.. The Old Impact Players Music hits as Lance Storm walks to the lions den… Followed by Justin Credible…)

Mark:The match is basically set up like this… One member from each team will be in the den… The other will be above the circle… The one way to win is by Submission…

Rhino:Lets get this started…

Mark:Storm and Ramon are in the Lions Den first… They lock up… Storm pushes ramon in to the cage… Ramon pushes storm… Storm goes after ramon and spears him in to the cage… Right hands by Storm… Storm hits a leg drop to lower sections of ramon… Nash trying to reach for a tag… Nash hops down as Ramon climbs up…

Rhino:Storm now tags in Credible…

Mark:Credible with a couple of fists to Nash… Nash rocking back… Credible climbs up the cage… Tags Storm… They double clothesline Nash… Nash hits hard… Storm stomps away at the gut of Nash… Storm trying to hook the maple leaf in… Nash pushes out and sends storm in to the cage… Nash makes the tag to Ramon… Ramon now gives a few punches to Storm… Fallaway slam by Ramon…

Rhino:Justin has had enough…

Mark:Justin drops down in to the cage… Nash does too…

Rhino:Their is not much space for all of them in that cage…

Mark:Storm spears Ramon Through the cage…

Rhino:Storm and Ramon are out of the Lions Den…

Mark:Nash and Credible are out too… Storm and ramon work their way back in… The Ref is trying to break up Nash and Credible… Ramon sets Storm up for the Razors Edge…

Rhino:ITS SHANE DOUGLAS…

Mark:Douglas has a chain… He nails Ramon in the head with the chain… Storm has the maple leaf on… Ramon Taps… Its Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winners LANCE STORM AND JUSTIN CREDIBLE…

Mark:You have to give an assist to Shane Douglas… Lets get back to the ring…

FTW Title Match
Triple H(c) vs Billy Kidman

(“Its All about the Game” hits as Triple H makes his way out with Chyna…)

HHH:Kidman… Its your time… TO PLAY THIS GAME… So Get your ass out here NOW…

(Kidmans Theme hits as Kidman and Torrie walk to the ring…)

Mark:(Bell Sounds)Here we go… The game delivers a right hand to kidman… Kidman gets whip off the rope… HHH goes for a backdrop.. Kidman sees it… Kick by kidman… and connects with a clothesline… HHH back up but gets caught with a dropkick… And another… Kidman goes for a third… HHH moves out of the way… Kidman back up and gets DDT by HHH… Goes for the cover 1…….2……..KickOut by Kidman… The game whips him in to the ropes… Reversal by Kidman… Flying Cross Body by Kidman… 1…..2……. HHH kicks out… And gets clothesline over the rope…

Rhino:If this is the pace of the match… Kidman will be the new FTW Champion…

Mark:Kidman suicide dive through the ropes on to HHH… Kidman Rolls the game back in… Slingshot of the rope by Kidman and lands a leg drop… 1……….2……Kick out by Triple H… HHH gets whip in to the ropes… Kidman goes for a dropkick… HHH moves out of the way…

Rhino:HHH is setting up for the pedigree…

Mark:Kidman counters… Slingshots the game in to the corner…

Rhino:Kidman is going for the kid krusher…

Mark:Kidman hits the Kid Krusher… 1………………..2…………………HHH kicks out… Kidman with a scoop slam… Kidman on the top rope… Shooting Star Press…

Rhino:He missed…

Mark:HHH hooks him for the Pedigree… 1…………….2………………..3……..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW Champion… TRIPLE H…

Rhino:Kidman almost became champion… But the game pulled it out…

(Austins Theme hits as he runs to the ring…)

Rhino:ITS STONE COLD…

Mark:Its STONE COLD…

Rhino:I just said that…

Mark:We haven’t seen him since the last eWa event…

Rhino:He is in the face of the FTW Champion…

Mark:Here they go… Trading blows back and forth… Austin kicks the game… STUNNER on HHH…

Rhino:The game is out…

Mark:Officals are helping the game to the back… Its time for more action…

eWa Television Title Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Blake Bennit

(“Boy Toy” hits as Shawn Michaels walks to the ring… “Baby Got Back” hits as Blake Bennit walks to the ring…)

Rhino:Who is the true Sexy boy… We will find out in this match…

Mark:(Bell Sounds) Well here we go… Michaels applies a side headlock to Blake… Blake pushes him in to the ropes… Michaels leaps over Blake… Michaels off the rope and back body drop by Blake… Blake sends him back in to the ropes… Blake goes for a dropkick… Michaels holds on to the ropes…Michaels hooks Blake and delivers a nice old fashion suplex…

Rhino:Man we haven’t seen one of them in a long time…

Mark:Tell me about it… Michaels whips him in to the ropes and a monkey flip that sends Blake hard in to the mat… Michaels picks him up and connects with a reverse DDT… Cover 1………….2…………..Kick out by Blake… Michaels applies another headlock… Blake counters with a belly to back suplex… Blake back up on his feet… and picks michaels up and delivers a nice snap suplex… Goes for the cover 1…………..2……. Kick out by Michaels…

Rhino:Classic Wrestling here…

Mark:Michaels gets whip in to the corner… Blake follows in after but michaels moves… Michaels begins to connect with a couple of right hands… Blake blocks and puts HBK in the corner… Blake delivers a couple of shoulders to the gut… Blake setting up for a superplex… He connects…

Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…

Mark:The ref begins his ten count… He is up to 7… Blake up… Michaels nips up… Blake goes for a right hand… Blocked by HBK… HBK connects… Blakes’ punch gets blocked and michaels connects… HBK with a third… Michaels whip him in to the ropes… Flying back elbow by michaels… Michaels climbs the turnbuckle… Double Ax Handle… Michaels scoops him up and slams him down…

Rhino:Michaels is going to the top…

Mark:Elbow drop by Michaels…

Rhino:He says thats it… He begins to warm the band up…

Mark:Michaels misses the kick… Blake connects with his Sexy Boy Kick…

Rhino:Its got to be over…

Mark:Goes for the cover 1………………………………2…………………………………. MICHAELS KICKS OUT…

Rhino:How did he do that…

Mark:Blake picks him up… Goes for it again… Michaels ducks… SWEET CHIN MUSIC… 1………………2…………………….3………..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still Television Champion SHAWN MICHAELS…

Mark:Its time to find out who the eWa world champion is…

eWa World Title Match
Rob Van Dam vs Lone Jobber

(Jobbers Theme hits as he walks to the ring… “Walk” hits as Rob Van Dam enters…)

Rhino:The World Champions are in the ring… Who will walk out the Undisputed Champion is to be determined…

Mark:(Bell Sounds) Both men face to face…

Rhino:You can split the tension with a knife…

Mark:Fists are flying back and forth… RVD with the advantage… Whips him in to the ropes… Split by Van Dam… Jobber jumps over him… Monkey flip by RVD on LJ… LJ gets whipped in to the rope and gets caught with a dropkick to the outside…RVD flips over the rope and lands on Jobber…

Rhino:RVD is showboating now… Which is not unlike him what so ever…

Mark:RVD whips Jobber in to the guard rail… RVD has a chair set up… RVD runs off the chair and springs on the Guardrail… And connects with a cross body… RVD rolls Jobber back in… RVD continues to pose… Jobber with a baseball slide and he connects to RVD… RVD gets thrown back in… And he follows him back in… LJ whips Van Dam in to the rope… And a power slam… Jobber going to the top rope…

Rhino:He MISSES THE 450…

Mark:Dropkick by RVD… RVD scoops him up… And Slams him down to the ground… RVD springs off the rope… Springboard moonsault by RVD… Goes for the cover 1…………2……….Kick out by Jobber… Van Dam whips him in to the rope… Spin heel kick…

Rhino:Van Dam is going to the top rope…

Mark:He misses the FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH…

Rhino:What… How in the hell…

Mark:Jobber hits the GIMMICK…

Rhino:ITS OVER…

Mark:Cover 1…………………………2…………………………….VAN DAM KICKS OUT…

Rhino:Jobber can not believe it…

Mark:Jobber going for it again… RVD blocks… Sends him in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick… To the top… FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH… 1………………….2…………………3…….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… ROB VAN DAM…

Rhino:Rob Parks is the happiest man in the World… Tonight…

Mark:We are out of time…