New Years Evil 2001
Mark:Welcome everyone to the last event of 2001… So for the last time this year I am here at Madison Square Garden with my tag team partner in calling the great eWa action and that would have to be Rhino…
Rhino:That is correct… We are here calling the action tonight in MSG…
Mark:Well tonight… The eWa World Heavyweight Title will be on the line as one half of the New Age Outlaws… Badd Ass Billy Gunn will challenge Triple H tonight… Also tonight… In a big Triple Threat Match…For the eWa Television Title… It will be Jay Mack defending against Rob Van Dam and Omega…
Rhino:That should be one hell of a match up…
Mark:Also Purgatory battles Dan Hollywood… Lone Jobber battles X-Pac and more tonight… But one note… Justin Credible is unable to be here tonight so the eWa Championship Match has been cancelled for this evening… Now lets head to the ring to begin tonights matches…
Smashing Caskets Match
Demon Child vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:The opening match at New Years Evil is a SMASHING CASKETS MATCH… Introducing first… From Kennewick, Wa… Weighing in at 198 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(Demon’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami,Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK…
(“Cookin” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:The Bell Sounds and this match is underway… Demon Child goes right after The Rock with a right hand… The Rock blocks and hammers in with a few of his own… The Rock now sends Demon Child in to the ropes and nails him with a spinebuster…
Rhino:The Rock is laying the smackdown in the ring as he is now giving boots to Demon Child…
Mark:The Rock now sends Demon Child in to the ropes… The Rock ducks his head… Demon now nails him with a neckbreaker… Demon Child scoops up The Rock and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Demon Child is saying that he wants to do the Peoples Elbow…
Mark:Demon Child off the rope… Off the other side… The Rock gets up and nails him with a couple of right hands before sending him in to the corner…
Rhino:There is only one man who can do the Peoples Elbow and thats The Rock…
Mark:The Rock runs in and clothesline Demon Child followed by the Samoan Drop…
Rhino:Now its time for the Most Electrifying Move in sports entertainment today…
Mark:Here it comes… PEOPLES ELBOW on Demon Child by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is telling The Ref to open up the casket…
Mark:The Rock has rolled Demon Child in to the casket…
Rhino:Demon Child is able to get out…
Mark:The Rock is back in the ring now with Demon Child… Demon Child nails The Rock with a DDT…Demon Child now sends The Rock in to the Ropes and nails him with a back body drop over the Top Rope and inside the casket…
Rhino:This isnt good for The Rock…
Mark:The Rock gets up as Demon Child was shutting the casket… ROCK BOTTOM inside The Casket…
Rhino:The Rock gets out of the casket…
Mark:The lid is shut and now the Rock is hammering the casket as The Ref calls for the bell…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK…
Rhino:Finally Demon Child gets his first loss since coming back to the eWa…
Mark:Well as The Rock celebrates… We get ready to head back to the ring for more action…
Shawn Michaels vs Road Dogg
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… Weighing in at 236 Pounds… Representing The New Age Outlaws… ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES…
(“Oh You Didnt Know” hits as he makes his way out…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… One Half of the eWa Tag Team Champions… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go as the bell sounds in the arena…
Rhino:One is a tag team champion and the other has a belt that Purgatory says is a Tag Team Title…
Mark:Michaels and Road Dogg tie up in the center of the Ring… Road Dogg with a headlock on HBK… Road Dogg gets pushed off in to the ropes… Road Dogg drops down as Michaels leaps over him… Road Dogg gets up and nails Michaels with a hard right hand as he came off the rope…
Rhino:That punch surprised The Boy Toy…
Mark:Road Dogg sends him in to the ropes… And nails him with a powerslam… Cover by Road Dogg 1………….2……… Kickout by HBK… Shawn Michaels gets now sent in to the ropes again… Ducks a clothesline by Road Dogg… Flying forearm by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Michaels is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Road Dogg up and gets knocked down again by HBK after the Double Axe Handle… Cover by Michaels 1………..2………. Kickout…
Rhino:This time The Road Dogg kicks out… As this match up has been back and forth…
Mark:Michaels now hooks him and nails him with a piledriver…
Rhino:Michaels up on the top again…
Mark:Big Elbow drop by HBK… Cover 1………….2………. Kickout again…
Rhino:Michaels is now warming up the band… It could be time for some sweet chin music…
Mark:Michaels goes for the kick… Ducked by Road Dogg… Left… Left…
Rhino:Shake Rattle and Roll…
Mark:Michaels ducks the left hand… SWEET CHIN MUSIC… Cover 1……….. 2……….3……
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:Well DX wins… Big Deal…
Mark:Well lets get to the ring now for more action… That may interest you Rhino…
Diamond Dallas Page vs Jeff Jarrett
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From the Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… DDP… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE…
(“Self High Five” hits as DDP makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Music City, Usa… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… The Chosen One JEFF JARRETT…
(“Chosen One” hits as Jarrett enters the arena…)
Mark:Jarrett goes right at DDP with a couple of right hands… DDP now fires back at Jarrett…
Rhino:There is a slugfest insuing now…
Mark:Jarrett gets the upper hand now as he nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… Jarrett now hooks him and nails him with a snap suplex… Goes for a quick cover 1…………..2……… Kickout by DDP…
Rhino:Did he think that would do it… I didnt think it would…
Mark:Jarrett now with a kick to the gut… Piledriver by Jarrett on DDP… Cover again 1…………2…… Kickout by DDP again… Jarrett now goes for a clothesline… Ducked by DDP… DIAMOND CUTTER…
Rhino:As he says you will never see it comin…
Mark:DDP with a cover 1…………….2………… Jarrett has his foot on the rope…
Rhino:And DDP never saw that coming…
Mark:DDP now sends him in to the corner and nails him with boots…
Rhino:DDP now sets him up on the top turnbuckle…
Mark:Superplex by DDP on The Chosen One… DDP crawls over and makes the cover 1…………….2……….. Kickout by Jeff Jarrett…
Rhino:DDP is signalling for the Diamond Cutter…
Mark:Jarrett blocks the Diamond Cutter… THE STROKE on DDP… Cover 1……………..2……………3……
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… JEFF JARRETT…
Rhino:The Chosen One is back on the winning track here in the eWa with that tough win against DDP…
Mark:Well its time for our first Title Match so lets get to the ring…
eWa X Championship Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs X-Pac
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 212 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… X-PAC…
(“X-Factor” hits as X-Pac makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Kennewick, Wa… Weighing in at 189 Pounds… He is the eWa X Champion… LONE JOBBER…
(Lone Jobber’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:X-Pac attacks Jobber from behind with forearm shots to the back of the head before sending him off in to the ropes and nailing him with a spin kick… X-Pac goes for a quick cover 1……..2…………. Kickout by X-Pac who goes right at Jobber again with a couple of leg drops to Lone Jobber followed by another cover 1…………..2…….. Kickout by Jobber again…
Rhino:X-Pac is using this chance to its fullest…
Mark:X-Pac sends Jobber in to the corner and is punishing him with kicks… Jobber catches his leg… Flips him over and nails him with a huge clothesline…
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Jobber now picks him up and nails X-Pac with a sitdown powerbomb… Cover 1………….2…….. Kickout…
Rhino:Jobber is turning up the punishment…
Mark:Jobber hooks him and nails him with a pulling piledriver…
Rhino:Jobber is going to the top rope…
Mark:450 Splash on to X-Pac… Cover 1……………….2…………….3……..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:Lone Jobber put on a strong performance tonight…
Mark:Well our next match up should be pretty interesting…
Purgatory vs Dan Hollywood
Pa Announcer:This next match up is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Hollywood,Ca… Weighing in at 229 Pounds… DAN HOLLYWOOD…
(“Number 1” hits as Dan Hollywood makes his way out…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… PURGATORY…
(Purgatory’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Both men look at one another before tieing up in the center of the ring… Purgatory and Dan trading right hands back and forth… Purgatory with a few jabs to the stomach before nailing a Frankenpurg…
Rhino:A What?
Mark:Frankenpurg…And he follows it up with right hands to the head of Dan Hollywood… Purgatory now picks up Dan Hollywood and nails him with a powerbomb… Goes for another one… DDT by Dan Hollywood out of the powerbomb…
Rhino:Nice counter by Dan Hollywood…
Mark:Dan now grabs Purgatory and nails him with a tiger driver on to Purgatory with a cover 1……….2…….. Kickout by Purgatory… Dan Hollywood now scoops him up and slams him back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Why is he going to the apron…
Mark:Springboard dropkick by Dan Hollywood from the outside back in to the ring… Cover by Dan 1……………..2……… Kickout again by Purgatory…
Rhino:The former World Champion is having a hard time with Dan Hollywood…
Mark:Dan Hollywood now goes behind Purgatory and nails him with a german suplex with a pin 1……………..2……….. Kickout by Purgatory…
Rhino:Dan is throwing everything he has at Purgatory and he keeps coming back and we all know how much Purgatory likes pain…
Mark:Dan is going behind again… Mule Kick by Purgatory to the lower section of Dan Hollywood…
Rhino:Thats got to hurt…
Mark:Purgatory now with an enziguri to Dan Hollywood…
Rhino:Purgatory is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Moonsault by Purgatory but Dan moves out of the way… Dan grabs him by the neck… Goes for a hanging neckbreaker… Counter… Reverse DVD By Purgatory… Cover 1………………2…………. Dan kicks out at two…
Rhino:This has been one hell of a match up thus far…
Mark:Purgatory now going to the top rope…
Rhino:Dan is climbing up there with him…
Mark:Dan goes for a superplex… Blocked… JUMPING DDT by Purgatory off the top rope on to Dan Hollywood…
Rhino:Both men are down and out…
Mark:Both men back to their feet now… Dan Hollywood strikes first with right hands now… Purgatory is now firing back…
Rhino:This is a brawl between these two…
Mark:Purgatory ducks a clothesline attempt by Dan Hollywood… HAPPY PLACE… Cover 1………….2………….3…..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PURGATORY…
Rhino:What a war that was…
Mark:You can say that again…
Rhino:What a war that was…
Mark:Well our next match up should be pretty interesting to say the least…
eWa Television Title Match
Jay Mack(c) vs Rob Van Dam vs Omega
Pa Announcer:This next match up is a Triple Threat Match and is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The challengers… First… From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… ROB VAN DAM…
(“Walk” hits as RVD makes his way out…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing over 300 Pounds… OMEGA…
(“If I Should Die before I wake” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… He is the Owner of the wCwF and he is the eWa Television Champion… The Real Deal… JAY MACK..
(Jay’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring and then to the announcers booth…)
Mark:What are you doing here… You have a match…
Jay:I said I was gonna come here and announce and thats what im gonna do… Do either of you have a problem with that…
Rhino:Oh No… Do what you please… Mr. TV Champ…
Mark:Well the bell sounds as this match is underway… Well RVD and Omega now start out battling for your Title Mr. Mack… Could tell us why you are not fighting…
Jay:Why should I fight… I have Omega right where I want him… And thats in my pocket… He does what ever I say…
Mark:Well Omega just sent RVD in to the turnbuckle hard… RVD though puts his feet up and it dazies Omega… RVD to the top and nails Omega with a dropkick right to the head…
Rhino:Arent you worried that Omega or Rob Van Dam could become eWa TV Champion tonight…
Jay:If Omega wins… I win… You will see…
Mark:Well Van Dam just went for a senton splash but Omega rolled out of the way of the move… Omega now though picks him up and drops him face first with a flapjack… Omega off the ropes and nails RVD right in the gut with a big splash… Cover 1…………..2……..Kickout by RVD…
Jay:It shows guts for RVD to kick out of something like that… Omega is one huge man…
Mark:Omega now picks up RVD and body presses him over the top rope and the floor…
Rhino:You arent worried if Omega would turn on you in some way Jay…
Jay:He knows that I hold his future in my hands… He knows it and he is going to do what I say when I say it…
Rhino:So hes your bitch…
Jay:Exactly…
Mark:Well your “Bitch” is heading this way… Omega is here at the table and is chasing Jay in to the ring…
Rhino:Finally Jay has to shut up and fight…
Mark:Omega goes for a clothesline but Jay ducks out of the way but turns around and gets nailed with a spin kick by RVD… BALDO BOMB by OMEGA on to Jay Mack… Cover 1…………..2…… Kickout by Jay Mack…
Rhino:We almost had a new champion there…
Mark:RVD now goes for another spin kick to Omega… Omega catches him and pumphandles him and slams him hard to the canvas… Omega now picks up RVD and slams him on to Jay Mack…
Rhino:Where in the hell is Omega going…
Mark:Hes going to the top rope… FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH on to RVD and Jay Mack…
Rhino:OUCH…
Mark:Thats exactly what I would said if I were them… Omega now picks up RVD and body presses him over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Jay just rolled out of the ring and threw RVD in to the ring…
Mark:Omega picks up RVD and gives him the SCREWDRIVER… Cover 1…………2……….3……
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Television Champion… OMEGA…
Rhino:Jay isnt happy…
Mark:No he isnt… Wait he just told the announcer something…
Pa Announcer:Jay Mack has just informed me… That since Omega belongs to Jay Mack… Jay Mack has just taken back the eWa Television Championship… So still eWa Television Champion… JAY MACK…
Rhino:He cant do that…
Mark:He just did…
Rhino:That aint fair…
Mark:Do you hear what I hear…
Rhino:Yes isnt that “Sober” by Tool…
Mark:Oh My God… Look who it is…
Rhino:ITS THE BOSS… ROB PARKS IS OUT ON THE STAGE…
Rob Parks:Hows everyone doing out there tonight… Now Jay Mack what do you think you are doing… What gives you the right to take gold from another competitor… Well anyway… You might have his contract… But I Have yours… Thats right you see you work for me and you do what I say… And since its an eWa Belt that also belongs to me, not you… So heres the deal… Omega is the eWa Television Champion, your not my friend… So I would hit the showers because at Nightmare on eWa Blvd. You will be facing PURGATORY for the Number One Contendership for the eWa World Heavyweight Title…
(“Sober” by Tool hits as Rob Parks leaves the stage)
Rhino:What shocking news by Rob Parks… He makes an impact on the final show of 2001…
Mark:Well he did it last year and now he has done it again… Well the World Title is on the line now… So lets head to the ring…
eWa World Title Match
Triple H(c) vs Badd Ass Billy Gunn
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa World Heavyweight Title… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Dallas, Texas… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… BADD ASS BILLY GUNN…
(“Oh You Didnt Know” hits as Billy Gunn makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… He is the eWa World Heavyweight Champion… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” Hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Billy Gunn wastes no time to start this match off his way as he goes right after Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is tough so its a smart thing to strike him early…
Mark:Billy Gunn strikes with right and left jabs… Triple H blocks a right and nails a few of his own before sending him in to the ropes… Triple H goes for a clothesline… Billy ducks and nails him with a dropkick… And another dropkick and down goes Triple H…
Rhino:The game is not living up to par just yet… As he just rolled to the outside…
Mark:Billy Gunn is speeding up the pace and Triple H doesnt like it…
Rhino:Its a shame he doesnt like it…
Mark:Triple H is back in the ring now and Billy Gunn goes straight for the right jabs again at Triple H… Billy Gunn sends him in to the ropes and nails him with a tilt a whirl backbreaker… Cover 1………..2…… Kickout by Triple H… Dropkick by Billy Gunn and another cover 1…………..2……….. Kickout again…
Rhino:Stay on top of him Billy… Its your shot Billy… Do us proud…
Mark:Billy Gunn sends him in to the ropes… Triple H ducks the clothesline… Big Flying knee to Billy Gunn…
Rhino:Triple H just swung the momentum back to his side now…
Mark:Triple H is now hammering away with boots in the corner… Triple H now sends him in to the corner and nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Billy Gunn is now set on the top rope…
Mark:Superplex by Triple H on to Billy Gunn…
Rhino:My has the tide turn now…
Mark:Triple H is now hooking him for the pedigree… Blocked by Billy Gunn with a low blow… Goes for the fameasser… Counter… Triple H with a boot… PEDIGREE…
Rhino:Its over now…
Mark:Cover by Triple H… 1…………….2……………..3….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa World Heavyweight Champion… TRIPLE H…
Rhino:Its been one hell of ride this year Mark…
Mark:Yes it has… And Im glad you were here with me… As there is alot more to come for the eWa in 2002… Happy New Year everyone… Its gonna be a nightmare on eWa Blvd.