Nightmare on EWA Boulevard 2001 (01-10-01)

Mark:The Nightmare is about to begin here live here in Anaheim… Welcome to Nightmare on EWA Blvd. I am Mark along side the Hot Dog Loving Maniac Rhino…

Rhino:That is right… Has anyone seen Purgatory? Well, all I know is that I got some hot dogs from purgatory with a message “I can’t find my keys again… Have you seen them”…Well Purgatory… I haven’t seen them but if I find them they will be sent to you…

Mark:But tonight we will have a special LumberJack match as The Returning Rob Van Dam goes one on one with the Former World Champion Triple H… Also the World Title will be on the line in a fatal Four way match between The Current World Champion The Rock and his three challengers Shawn Michaels, Tazz and Gravedigger… Plus the TV and FTW Titles will be on the line… But lets start out with a Number One Contenders Match for the Television Championship…

Four Way Elimination Match for the #1 Contendership for Television Title
Lance Storm vs Demon Child vs X-Pac vs Matt Hardy

(Hardy’s Theme hits as Matt Hardy makes his way to the ring, DX theme hits as X-Pac makes his way to the ring…)

Rhino:These two aint waiting…

Mark:(Bell Sounds)Matt with a right hand… And Another… Matt off the rope…Flying Back elbow… Matt sets him up… Twist of Fate… X-Pac is out… Cover 1……2……..3…….. X-Pac has been eliminated by Matt Hardy…

(Lance Storm’s Music hits)

Rhino:He is From Calgary Alberta Canada… He dont Sing he wrestles…

Mark:That Right and he is going after Matt… MH off the ropes… Powerslam by Lance Storm… Storm Picks him up and gives a nice side kick to Matt Hardy… MH whipped in to the ropes… Storm pulls him in… Rolling Crab… Storm Hooks the maple leaf… Matt Hardy has to tap… He Taps… Storm has eliminated Matt Hardy…

(DC’s Music hits)

Rhino:Here comes the VP of the HHO Demon Child…

Mark:Storm with a clothesline on DC…Storm stomping away at DC… Storm picks him up… Side Headlock… DC pushes him off… In to the ropes… DC drops down… Storm jumps over him… Storm holds on to the ropes as DC went for a dropkick… Storm with a standing side kick on DC… Goes for the cover 1…..2……Kickout…

Rhino:I hate Canadians but Lets go Storm… I dont want to by anymore aspirin…

Mark:Storm is working on DC’s Leg… Figure Four leg lock applied… DC gets to the ropes… Storm is now stomping away at the knee of DC… DC is in some pain… DC on to his feet… Dropkick to the knee… MAPLE LEAF…

Rhino:Demon Child has no choice but to TAP…

Mark:He does…Storm gets the win…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDER for the TV title… LANCE STORM…

Rhino:He was the Perfect Storm TONIGHT!

Mark:Lets take you back to earlier today it is Shane O Mac arriving at the Building…

(Hardcore Theatre shows clip of Shane McMahon Arriving…)

Shane:(Talking to guard)Tonight is going to be Just Incredible when Triple H battles Rob Van Dam… (Camera is knocked over but we still hear sound…)What the hell are you doing… (Shane screams in pain…)

(Camera goes back to Mark and Rhino)

Mark:We have been told that we are going to hear from “The Game” Triple H…

(Camera on Triple H and Kent Richardson)

Kent:Hunter, you wanted to speak to everyone now heres your chance…

HHH:Shane McMahon has been hurt and will not be able to referee the match here tonight… So we have a special Masked Referee right here(Points to him)… He will be tonight’s Referee in the LumberJack match…

Kent:Back to you Mark…

(Camera on Mark and Rhino)

Mark:Thanks Kent… So we now have a Masked Referee that Triple H picked as a Referee…

Rhino:That ref look like Shane McMahon…

Mark:Well anyway its time to get to the ring for an FTW Street Fight…

FTW Title Street Fight
Kevin Nash(c) vs Road Dogg

(Oh You Didn’t Know hits as Road Dogg enters…WolfPac music hits as Kevin Nash walks in the arena…)

Mark:This is a rematch from Friday Night Frenzy and this time it is a street fight… Kevin Nash has brought in some weapons… (Bell Sounds ) Here we go… Nash with a right forearm… Dogg hammers nash with a left… Nash blocks and sends Dogg to the canvas… Nash whips him in to the ropes… Dogg ducks the clothesline… Nash turns around and is caught with a left jab and another and another…

Rhino:Road Dogg is Jukin and Jiving…

Mark:Nash Blocks and hammers him with a left hand… and a right… Nash whips him in to the corner… Nash is choking the life out of Road Dogg with a boot to the throat… Nash with knees to the gut…

Rhino:This is Patent Kevin Nash…

Mark:Nash now hammering with a few back elbows… Nash whips him off the ropes… Big Boot… Nash is heading to the outside for those weapons…

Rhino:He has a bat, a broom, a chair and a PSX2…

Mark:Is it me or has the PSX2 Become a normal EWA Weapon…

Rhino:Many people cant find them but some how the EWA can… They must have “Fallen” off the truck…

Mark:Nash has a broom and he runs at Dogg with it and knocks him down… Nash has the PSX2 and he smashes over Road Dogg’s head…

Rhino:The NEW DX Member is down and out…

Mark:Nash calling for Jackknife PBomb… POWERBOMB… Cover 1…..2……..3…… Its OVER Nash Retains his Title…

Pa Announcer:Here is your WINNER AND STILL FTW Champion KEVIN NASH…

Rhino:So far Degeneration X is 0-2… Hopefully the trend continues with Shawn Michaels and Triple H…

Mark:Kent is standing by with one of the Challengers for the World Title in Tazz…

(Camera on Tazz)

Kent:Tonight Tazz, you have the chance to become EWA World Champion…

Tazz:Thats Right Kent… Tonight the Orange and Black attack has a chance to add 15 pounds of gold around his waist… Tonight Rock that Title belt is coming home to Redhook… Because I am Tazz, Thug Life Born,Thug Life bread and when the time comes Thug life Dead… So tonight you three will become JUST ANOTHER VICTIM…

(Camera on Mark and Rhino)

Mark:Its TV Title time… Wait I have been told that Commissioner Chyna has something to say so lets go over to chyna…

(Camera on Chyna in her office)

Chyna:As a last minute decision, Tonight’s Television Title Match is now going to be a Ladder Match… Good Luck to Lone Jobber and Razor Ramon…

(Camera on Mark and Rhino)

Rhino:A ladder match that is up the Bad Guys alley…

EWA Television Title Ladder Match
Razor Ramon (c) vs Lone Jobber

(Razor’s Music hits as he makes his way to the ring with a Ladder, Jobber’s Music hits as makes his way out)

Mark:(Bell Sounds)Well it is an impromptu to ladder match as we were expecting a regular one on one…

Rhino:We were but this match should be interesting as these two will put on one hell of a show…

Mark:Razor throws a toothpick in the face of Lone Jobber… Razor is laughing and get clocked with a right hand by the jobber… and another… whips him off the rope and a huge dropkick to the temple of the Bad Guy… Razor back to his feet… And Jobber catches him with a huge clothesline… Razor up and knocked back down to the ground… Jobber with a clothesling and it knocks razor to the outside…

Rhino:The Bad Guy is walking it off… He has to slow down the pace of the lone jobber…

Mark:Jobber with a flip to the outside as he knocks down ramon… Jobber on the steps… Trying for a cross body but razor catches him and turns it in to a powerslam… Razor rolls him back in to the ring…

Rhino:Where is Razor Ramon going…

Mark:He is going for the ladder thats where… Razor is pushing the ladder in the ring… And Jobber kicks in his face with a baseball slide… Jobber rolls to the outside and slides the ladder back in to the ring… He setting up the ladder and he begins to climb… Razor is in… Low Blow by Razor and Jobber falls hard on the canvas…Razor with a couple of boots to Jobber… Jobber to his feet… Right Hand… And another and another… And another and he knocks him down to the canvas… Jobber Back up… Fallaway Slam by Razor…

Rhino:He is having his way with the Lone Jobber…

Mark:Razor is calling for the Outsiders… I mean razors edge… He has him up… Jobber gets out… THE GIMMICK… Both men are down…Jobber back up and he is slowly climbing the ladder… Razor back up… He pushes the ladder over and Jobber crashes hard on the Hard Concrete floor…RaZor begins to climb… he got the belt…Razor Ramon Wins…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still EWA Television Champion RAZOR RAMON…

Mark:What a match and hopefully this war between these two is settled…
Kent is standing by with the World Champion The Rock…

(Camera on the Rock)

Kent:Tonight Rock you will defend your title against three other men…

Rock:Finally the Rock has come back to Anaheim… Kent, The Rock says tonight he will walk out the EWA Champion… The time for talking is down and it is time to layeth the smacketh down on all there candy asses… If you smell what the Rock is cookin…(The Rock’s music hits as he walks to the ring…)

(Camera on the ring)

Mark:This is going to be a Fatal Four way one fall to a finish world title match…

EWA World Title Match
The Rock (c) vs Shawn Michaels vs Tazz vs Gravedigger

(GraveDigger’s Theme hits as he enters…)

Mark:These two aint waiting… The Rock and Gravedigger battling…Right hands by the Rock… Digger holding his own… The rock with the advantage… Digger Counters with a Low Blow… SIX FEET UNDER on the Rock… We could have a new champion…

(Tazz’s Theme hits as he runs to the ring)

Rhino:Its the HUMAN WRECKING MACHINE TAZZ…

Mark:Digger goes for the Cover 1……..2……… Tazz breaks it up… Gravedigger and Tazz face to face… Tazz with a forearm… Digger shoves Tazz… Rock with a school boy… 1…….2………Digger breaks it up… The Rock and Digger working in on Tazz…

Rhino:Where in the hell is Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Something is going on in the back…

(Camera goes to back)

Mark:Its Shawn and Hunter laughing…

HBK:Man its great to see these three kick each others ass…

HHH:Yeah, It means you dont have to do much work…(Knock on Door)Come in…

(Rob Parks enters as the crowd roars)

Rob:Hey boy toy… Get your Ass out there right now…

HBK:And what if I dont…

Rob:Then Boy… You will lose your Spot and your shot…

HBK:Damn it…

Rob:Hunter sit right back down…

(Camera back on the ring with Tazz,Rock and Digger fighting)

Mark:Tazz is down and out on the outside… The Rock and Digger Toe To Toe… Digger off the rope… ROCKBOTTOM…

(Hbk’s Theme hits)

Mark:Here comes the Heartbreak Kid…The Fatal four way is on… The Rock goes for the cover 1….2………HBK Breaks it up…Shawn and The Rock face to face …

Rhino:This is what we all wanted to see…

Mark:The Rock with a right hand… Michaels with a right…They are trading back and forth… The Rock is winning this battle… The rock clothesline Michaels to the outside… Now tazz and Shawn are battling on the outside as The Rock and Gravedigger go at it on the inside…Digger is in control of the rock… Digger is stomping the rock in to the corner.. Digger brings him out and connects with a standing dropkick…

Rhino:The World Champ is in trouble here…

Mark:Tazz knocks Michaels down and tazz enters the ring… Digger runs at Tazz… Release German TazzPlex… Tazz has the Rock… T-bone TazzPlex… Goes for the cover 1……..2……….Michaels breaks it up… Right Hand by Tazz… The Rock blocks… Michaels is wearing in on Gravedigger… The Rock catches tazz SPINEBUSTER… Michaels is choking gravedigger… Digger and Michaels are battling by the ropes… The rock goes for a clothesline on Shawn and Digger… Michaels ducks by Rock nails Digger and he goes to the outside… SUPERKICK… By Michaels on the World Champ and The Rock has been sent over the top rope…

Rhino:Remember, The Rock dont have to be pinned to lose the title…

Mark:Michaels to the Top Rope… Elbow Drop on Tazz… Michaels is warming up the band… Tazz up… Michaels goes for it… Tazz Ducks…TAZZMISSION… Tazz is trying to lock it in as Gravedigger and The Rock are battling on the Outside…Michaels with a Low Blow… SUPERKICK on Tazz… Goes for the cover 1………………..2………………………………………………..3………………. Shawn Michaels has become the World Champion…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Heavyweight Champion Shawn Michaels…

Mark:What a match up that was…

Rhino:Shawn is the World Champion but he never beat the Rock…

Mark:Its now time for the LumberJack match between Rob Van Dam and Triple H…Lets take a look back and the history leading up to this match…

(Video Package is shown)
(Camera on HHH in Lockeroom)

HHH:You ready to do this(Talking to masked Ref who shakes head)… LETS DO IT… Come on Shawn its time to go…

(Camera on Ring)

LumberJack Match with Special Guest Referee
Triple H vs Rob Van Dam
LumberJacks-Shawn Michaels and The Rock
Special Ref-Masked Man

(My Time hits as The World Champion Shawn Michaels leads Triple H and The Ref to the ring… The Rock’s Music hits as he walks to the ring… “Walk” hits as Rob Van Dam makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go(Bell Sounds).. The history between these two is known and has been talked about… This should be a huge match…

Rhino:I am surprise that Rob Parks isnt out here… He is here but I guess he decided to stay in the back…

Mark:The game and RVD face to face in the center… The game and RVD trading rights hands back and forth… RVD has the advantage… HHH Blocks and knocks RVD down… RVD back up… RVD does a split to duck the clothesline…RVD with a roll through and nails a Dropkick to the knee of the game… HHH near the rope and a huge spin kick to HHH that sends him to the outside…

Rhino:Who is this masked Referee… I think it is Shane… We heard him Screaming and Triple H said he was hurt but I still think it is just a plan…

Mark:It could be… But Triple H and HBK are talking something over on the outside… The Rock walks over as HHH rolls back in the ring… The ref was holding The Rock back… HHH ducks a clothesline and nails a running knee to RVD… The game is stomping away at RVD… The game whips him in to the corner… HHH runs in… RVD moves and he nails a Springboard Dropkick… RVD now with some nice kicks to HHH… HHH back up and nails him with a knee to the midsection followed by a clothesline… The game is in complete control… Goes for the cover 1.2.Kick out by RVD…

Rhino:That was a fast count so it must be Shane McMahon…

Mark:Triple H is telling him to count faster… There is NO DQ in this match I have been told… The game with a Knee Buster on RVD… He sets him up on the turnbuckle… SUPERPLEX… Goes for the cover 1…2….Kickout again by RVD… The Rock is up on the apron but he slid the chair in to the ring… The Rock tells him to turn around… RVD Throws him a chair… VANDAMINATOR… RVD goes to the Top Rope…FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH…

Rhino:Will this ref count…

Mark:Goes for the cover 1..2…3… A Fast Count but RoB van Dam wins…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… ROB VAN DAM…

(Rock leaves the ringside area)

Rhino:Who is that Damn Ref(RVD is Celebrating around ringside…)

Mark:I dont know but Triple H is pissed off…

(HHH and Ref Arguing)

(Rob Parks appears on Hardcore Theatre)

Rob:Hey,DX… Yeah you guys… Take a look at this…

Mark:Theres a Masked Ref…

Rhino:Who is that…

Rob:Now Triple H, is this the Ref you had in mind…(Takes off the mask)

Rhino:ITS SHANE MCMAHON…

(HHH’s Pissed Off)

Rob:You see I ran in to the ref before he came to ringside and I found out who it was So… I did a little bit of Switching… But Shane… I remember you saying earlier that tonight was going to be Just Incredible… Well you were right…

(Ref in Ring starts beating up DX…)

MarK:The ref is knocking both HBK and HHH Down… Michaels and RVD are fighting on the outside… Tombstone Piledriver by the Ref…(Ref takes off his mask)

Rhino:ITS JUSTIN CREDIBLE… I cant believe he is here…

Mark:Let me rephrase that last move… THATS INCREDIBLE…

(Back to Rob Parks…)

Rob:So you See tonight was JUST INCREDIBLE…

(Camera fades to black as the PPV goes off the air)