Saturday Night Torture 12-01-01
Mark:Welcome everyone to SATURDAY NIGHT TORTURE… Live from Chicago… As always I am the man behind the Microphone Mark… Alongside is my partner… A man who is no where as clean as Mr. Clean… And Thats Rhino…
Rhino:Well yes I am Rhino… And How can you say I am not clean…
Mark:Just look at that shirt of yours… Look how many stains are on there…
Rhino:Oh… Well… I was hungry…
Mark:Many of the fans have been shocked in the last couple of days… As The Real Deal Jay Mack is back… He pulled the wool over the eyes of many… Faking his own death and has now return to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Rhino:He fooled everyone… And now… More than ever… Everyone hates his damn guts… Including me…
Mark:But tonight is not about Jason Mack… Oh no… As you see tonight it is about wrestling… And in our main event… We will have a Barbed Wire Ladder Match… For the eWa World Heavyweight Title between Purgatory and the challenger Justin Credible…
Rhino:That match should be something to see…
Mark:Also tonight… Triple H and Shawn Michaels will be challenging Lone Jobber for the eWa Tag Team Titles… Plus The Rock battles Jeff Jarrett for the Television Title… Chris Jericho, Whiplash and Blake Bennit… Challenge Omega for the eWa Champions…
Rhino:Plus you cant forget the redebut of Demon Child…
Mark:Which happens to be right now…
Loser Leaves eWa Match
Demon Child vs Bret Hart
Pa Announcer:The opening match at Saturday Night Torture is set for one fall… And is a LOSER LEAVES eWa Match… Introducing first… From Calgary,Alberta,Canada… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… BRET “HITMAN” HART…
(“Hitman” hits as Bret makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Kennewick, WA… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(Demon’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match is under way… Demon Child is getting hammered in the early going by the Hitman…
Rhino:Bret Hart wants to put up a fight for the FIRST TIME since he came here the eWa…
Mark:Demon now ducks a clothesline attempt and nails Bret with a couple of right hands of his own before sending him off in to the ropes and nailing Bret Hart with a dropkick… Demon Child now picks up the hitman and slams him to the canvas…
Rhino:Demon Child likes the eWa Mark… And Even though I hate to admit it… Since he has returned… He has actually been pretty decent… Compared to the last time he was here in the eWa…
Mark:Demon Child now scoops up Bret Hart and slams him down to the canvas again and nails the Hitman with a leg drop… Cover 1………2….. Kickout by The Hitman…Demon now goes behind The Hitman… Hitman counters and now goes by Demon… Goes for a german suplex… Blocked by Demon Child… Roll over pin 1………….2……….3…….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD…
Rhino:OH MY GOD… Demon Child has actually won a match… Hes off to a better roll this time here in the eWa…
Mark:Now its time to say good bye to the Hitman…
Rhino:BYE HITMAN…
MarK:Anyhow lets get back to the ring for more action…
Number One Contenders Match for the eWa X Championship
Jeremy Mack vs Tazz
Pa Announcer:This next match is a Number One Contenders match for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… From New York City… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… Representing MACKDOWN… JEREMY MACK…
(Jeremy’s theme hits as the fans boo loudly as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Red Hook Section of Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… TAZZ…
(“Survive” hits as Tazz makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well this should be interesting…
Rhino:I truly hate Jeremy Mack now as well… As he was involved with the whole damn thing… Which has pissed me off…
Mark:Jeremy and Tazz tie it up in the center of the ring… Jeremy Mack now applies a headlock to Tazz… Tazz pushes him off in to the ropes… Tazz goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Jeremy Mack who nails him with a dropkick…
Rhino:That was a pretty nice dropkick by Jeremy Mack…
Mark:Tazz back up on his feet… Jeremy nails him with an Axe Kick and goes for the cover 1…….2…… Kickout by Tazz…
Rhino:Jeremy is waiting for Tazz to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Scissors kick by Jeremy Mack on the thug from brooklyn… Cover 1………..2…………. Kickout again by Tazz…
Rhino:Tazz still has some fight in him…
Mark:Jeremy Mack now sends Tazz in to the ropes… A BIG SPINEBUSTER by Jeremy Mack on to Tazz… Cover again 1……………2…………. Tazz kicks out again…
Rhino:Jeremy has that look in his eye again…
Mark:Jeremy comes off the rope as Tazz gets up… PIMPED OUT by Jeremy Mack… Cover 1……..2……..3….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JEREMY MACK…
Rhino:Even though I hate to say it… Jeremy Mack is going to be a force to be dealt with here in the eWa…
Mark:Well its time for two women to due battle in the ring…
Rhino:PUPPIES!!!
Sarah J. McMahon-Mack vs Stephanie McMahon
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first being accompined to the ring by The Real Deal Jason Mack… SARAH J. McMAHON-MACK…
(“Back Dat Azz up” hits as Sarah and Jay make their way to the ring to boos)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… STEPHANIE McMAHON…
Mark:Well the bell sounds and these two women are going to go… Sarah and Stephanie tie it up… Stephanie slaps Sarah right across the face…
Rhino:Thats going to make Sarah furious…
Mark:Sarah now strikes back with a slap of her own…
Rhino:CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT…
Mark:Both women are now going at it on the ground… Sarah is now driving Stephanie’s head right in to the mat…
Rhino:That has got to hurt the Billion Dollar Princess…
Mark:Sarah now grabs Stephanie by the hair and throws her across the ring… She grabs her hair and throws her across the ring again…
Rhino:Now look at Jay Mack… He is loving everything that is going on in the ring right now…
Mark:Jay has just told Sarah something…
Rhino:I wonder what he told her…
Mark:Sarah picks up Stephanie… REAL DEAL DRIVER… Cover 1………….2……….3….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… SARAH J. McMAHON-MACK…
Rhino:Now look at the happy couple leaving the ring together… Isnt it so cute…
Mark:Well anyhow… Its time for our first title match so lets get down to the ring…
eWa X Championship Match
Rob Van Dam(c) vs Razor Ramon
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and it is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first the challenger… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 287 Pounds… Da Bad Guy… RAZOR RAMON…
(“Razor” hits as Razor Ramon makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… He is the eWa X Champion… ROB VAN DAM…
(“Walk” hits as RVD makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… RVD starts out by throwing a few forearms to Razor Ramon… Razor now blocks a forearm and now nails RVD with a couple of right hands and then a left that take RVD off his feet… Razor now sends RVD in to the ropes… RVD ducks the clothesline and nails him with a spin kick…
Rhino:RVD is now running off the ropes and he nails Da Bad Guy with one of his favorite moves… Rolling Thunder…
Mark:You are exactly right Rhino but now RVD picks up Razor Ramon and sends him in to the corner… Shoulder, Shoulder, Flip and another shoulder thrust in to Razor Ramons midsection by RVD… Who now nails him with a drop kick…
Rhino:RVD now lays out Ramon right under the turnbuckle before going to the top rope…
Mark:RVD nails him with a spilt leg moonsault on to Ramon… Goes for a cover 1………….2……. Kickout by Razor Ramon…
Rhino:How much does Razor Ramon have left…
Mark:We are fixing to find out as Van Dam now sends him in to the ropes and nails him with a spin kick to the head…
Rhino:Van Dam now believes he has this match in the bag as he heads to the top rope…
Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH by RVD on to Razor Ramon… Cover 1……………..2…………..3…….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa X Champion… ROB VAN DAM…
Rhino:Van Dam put on another Five Star Performance here tonight in Chi-Town…
Mark:Times a wasting… Lets head back to the ring for more action…
eWa Television Title Match
Jeff Jarrett(c) vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… And is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Miami Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK…
(“Cookin” hits as The Rock makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Music City, USA… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… The eWa Television Champion… The Chosen One… JEFF JARRETT…
(“Chosen One” hits as Jeff Jarrett makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:The Bell Sounds and this match is under way… Jarrett and The Rock face to face in the center of the ring… Jarrett nails The Rock first… But The Rock fires back on the Chosen One… Jarrett now gets knocked off his feet by The Rock… The Rock now sends Jarrett in to the ropes and nails him with a flying clothesline…
Rhino:The Chosen One is down and is now rolling out to the outside… Smart move by Jeff Jarrett…
Mark:The Rocks fans are chanting Rocky, Rocky, Rocky… As The Rock has a big time advantage at the moment…
Rhino:Jarrett is leaving…
Mark:What?
Rhino:You heard me he is walking towards the back… He has said forget about it…
Mark:The Rock though is going after Jarrett… The Rock turns Jarrett around and nails him with a couple of right hands… The Rock sends Jarrett in to the ropes and nails him with a clothesline… Jarrett to his feet… The Rock goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Jarrett who nails him with a neck breaker…
Rhino:The Chosen One is now putting the boots to him after the neckbreaker… He has to keep The Rock off his feet if he wants to win the match up…
Mark:Jarrett now picks him up and nails him with a russian leg sweep… Cover by Jarrett 1………..2…… And The Rock kicks out… Jarrett sends The Rock in to the ropes and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… Goes for another cover 1………2…….. Kickout again by The People’s Champion…
Rhino:The Rock still has some fight to give in this match up…
Mark:Jarrett now delivers a piledriver to The Rock…
Rhino:That has to be all right now…
Mark:Cover by Jarrett 1…………..2……….. And The Rock kicks out again… Jarrett now goes behind The Rock… THE STROKE…
Rhino:Its defenitly over now…
Mark:Cover 1………………2…………………3..NO… His Foot is on the rope…
Rhino:Jarrett heard three and wants his hand raise but the ref is telling him The Rock’s foot was on the rope…
Mark:Jarrett now strikes The Rock with a right hand but it is blocked… And The Rock nails Jarrett… The Rock is now firing away at Jarrett… Jarrett gets sent in to the ropes… Samoan drop by The Rock and a cover 1………..2………… Kick out by Jarrett…
Rhino:The Rock is building momentum…
Mark:The Rock goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Jarrett… Who goes for a right hand… Blocked by The Rock… ROCK BOTTOM… Cover 1…………….2…………..3……
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Television Champion… THE ROCK…
Rhino:Jarrett can not believe it… We have a NEW eWa Television Champion… And his name is The Rock…
Mark:Wait a second… Out of The Crowd…
Rhino:JAY MACK… Jay Mack is back out…
Mark:The Rock does not see him…The Rock turns around… REAL DEAL DRIVER on to The Rock…
Rhino:Jay Mack has sent a message to The Rock…
Mark:That is correct… But any how lets get back to the ring for more action…
eWa Tag Team Title Handicap Cage Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Shawn Michaels & Triple H
Pa Announcer:This next match is a Handicap Cage Match… And is for the eWa Tag Team Championship… The way to win is by either escaping the cage or by Pinfall… Introducing first… The Challengers… Representing Degeneration X… The Team of The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and The Game… Triple H…
(“Break It Down” hits as DX makes their way out…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponent… He is The eWa Tag Team Champion… Give it up for LONE JOBBER…
(Jobber’s Theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well the cage is surrounding these three men…
Rhino:DX and Lone Jobber go way… Way… Back… This should be something to see inside the steel cage…
Mark:Never has one man eWa Tag Team Champion by himself for this long…
Rhino:No one has ever been Tag Team Champion this long by themselves…
Mark:Good point… Triple H and Shawn Michaels are surrounding Lone Jobber… Michaels charges at Jobber first but is met with a right hand that takes him off his feet… Triple H now goes at him but he gets one as well… Jobber with a quick drop kick to Shawn Michaels and a clothesline to Triple H…
Rhino:Look at Jobber just take out both men…
Mark:Jobber now is doing the Smart thing and that is he is climbing the cage…
Rhino:We say that Jobber is not one of the brightest men… But he is right now…
Mark:Michaels and Triple H now though pull Jobber off the cage… And now he stradling the top rope… Michaels now clotheslines Lone Jobber off of the top rope…
Rhino:He just wasnt that fast…
Mark:Michaels and Triple H now send Jobber in to the ropes… Both men duck there heads and jobber nails them with a double clothesline… And once again Lone Jobber is trying to leave the cage…
Rhino:He is doing the smart thing because he knows once they take control its all over for him…
Mark:Jobber gets caught again… But this time Triple H climbs up to get him and nails him with a russian leg sweep and both men hit the mat hard…
Rhino:Once Jobber hit the mat… Shawn Michaels goes right to work on him by drilling right hands to the face…
Mark:Triple H gets back up and drives his knee right to the gut of Lone Jobber… Triple H sends Jobber in to the ropes… And Michaels nails him with a flying clothesline…
Rhino:Triple H and Shawn Michaels are going to systematically take out Lone Jobber… It will not be long now before DX walks away with the Gold…
Mark:Triple H is telling Michaels to climb the turnbuckle…
Rhino:Looks like they are going to spike Jobber…
Mark:LOW BLOW by Lone Jobber as Triple H was going for the piledriver… Dropkick to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:All three men are down on the canvas right now… Its now Lone Jobbers time to make some sort of move…
Mark:Lone Jobber is pulling himself up by the turnbuckle and is now climbling the turnbuckle… Jobber goes for the 450 Splash and he connects with it on to Shawn Michaels… Cover 1……………2…….. Triple H breaks it up…
Rhino:That could have been it… But it wasnt…
Mark:Triple H now grabs Lone Jobber by the head and throws him in to the steel cage… And again he grabs the head and throws him in to the steel cage… Triple H nails Jobber with a pulling piledriver…
Rhino:Look at Triple H’s face he looks pissed off…
Mark:Michaels is now up on his feet… Triple H is holding up Jobber… And Michaels nails the superkick on to Lone Jobber… Goes for the cover 1…………..2…………… JOBBER KICKS OUT…
Rhino:WHAT?!?
Mark:I Said Jobber Kicked out…
Rhino:WHAT?!?
Mark:Jobber kicked out… And Triple H and Shawn Michaels can not believe it…
Rhino:And Neither can I…
Mark:Triple H now hooks Lone Jobber… PEDIGREE… Cover 1………2………….. KICK OUT… He Kicked out again…
Rhino:WHAT?!?
Mark:Im not doing this again…
Rhino:He kicked out of both the Superkick and the Pedigree… I dont think Jobber will ever stay down…
Mark:Triple H hooks him again and nails the pedigree… Cover 1…………. 2………….3…..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winners and NEW eWa Tag Team Champions… Shawn Michaels and Triple H…
Rhino:Jobber gave it all he had… But it just wasnt enough…
Mark:He took two pedigrees and a superkick… And it did him in…
Rhino:You have to hand it to Lone Jobber…
Mark:DX is leaving the Cage with a fallen and beaten Lone Jobber inside…
Rhino:What the hell has happen to the lights…
Mark:There they are…
Rhino:And there is Jay Mack… He is standing over Lone Jobber…
Mark:Jay attacked The Rock earlier… And now he is now picking up Lone Jobber and nails him with the Real Deal Driver…
Rhino:What type of message is Jay Mack trying to send out to everyone…
Mark:Who knows… All I know is that we have to get back to the ring for some more action…
eWa Championship Match
Omega(c) vs Blake Bennit vs Chris Jericho vs Whiplash
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is a fatal four way match for the eWa Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First from Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 234 pounds… BLAKE “SEXY BOY” BENNIT…
(Blakes theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta, GA… Weighing in at 244 Pounds… WHIPLASH…
(Whiplash’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… Y2J… CHRIS JERICHO…
(“Break Down The Walls” hits as Chris Jericho makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… He is the eWa Champion… OMEGA…
(“If I die before I wake” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Blake and Whiplash go right after Omega…
Rhino:But look at Jericho just hanging back watching everything that is going on in the ring…
Mark:Omega nails both Blake and Whiplash with a double clothesline… Blake Bennit gets nailed with a big clothesline once he got up… Whiplash stagers up and gets nailed with a screw driver…
Rhino:Omega means business tonight…
Mark:Blake has now rolled to the outside and Omega grabs Whiplash and throws him on top of Blake Bennit…
Rhino:The Bennit Boys are down on the outside…
Mark:Jericho with a bulldog from behind on to Omega… Jericho nails Omega with the lionsault… 1…………2…………. Omega kicks out…
Rhino:Did he really think he would get Omega this quickly…
Mark:Jericho nails Omega with a drop kick to the face as he sat up… Jericho now nails Omega with a leg drop and goes for cover 1…………..2……………. Kickout by Omega again…
Rhino:If I were Jericho… I would keep him on his back as long as I could…
Mark:That would be the smart thing to do… Jericho nails him with another dropkick.. Goes for another quick cover 1……………2………….. And Omega kicks out…
Rhino:Still down on the outside are the Bennit Boys… Who thus far have not played a factor in to this match up…
Mark:Jericho now goes to the top rope and nails Omega with a big splash… 1………..2………. Omega sits up and he is holding Jericho… Omega nails Jericho with a huge powerslam…
Rhino:Omega took the splash but was able to catch him and hit him with a nice powerslam… Which had to hurt Chris Jericho…
Mark:Omega now picks up Jericho and snake eyes him on the turnbuckle…
Rhino:Blake Bennit is back up in the ring…
Mark:SEXY BOY Kick to Omega… Blake goes for a cover 1…………..2……… Jericho breaks it up with a dropkick… Jericho nails Blake with the Lionsault… Cover 1………2……. Omega grabs Jericho by the legs and flips him backwards…
Rhino:Omega wants to destroy somebody…
Mark:Omega now sends Blake Bennit in to a corner and nails him with a big splash…
Rhino:Superkick by Omega on to Bennit… Out of know where he did that move…
Mark:Omega now picks up Jericho and is going for the screwdriver… Jericho slides out and clips the knee of Omega…
Rhino:Jericho just threw Whiplash back in to the ring…
Mark:Why did he do that…
Rhino:And he has a chair…
Mark:Well The referee is checking on Whiplash now… Jericho with a couple of chairs shots to Omega…
Rhino:Blake Bennit is up…
Mark:Double Super kick to Omega by Blake and Jericho… Bulldog by Y2J on to Blake… LIONSAULT… Cover 1……….2…………3……
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Champion… CHRIS JERICHO…
Rhino:Jericho is the new eWa Champion… And he didnt even pin Omega…
Mark:I wonder what Omega is gonna have to say about this… But its time for our main event… So lets get down to the ring…
eWa World Heavyweight Title Barbed Wire Ladder Match
Purgatory(c) vs Justin Credible
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event… Is a Barbed Wire Ladder Match and is for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The challenger… From Ozone Park, New York… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… JUSTIN CREDIBLE…
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap your neck” hits as Justin Credible makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… He is the eWa’s Resident Psycho… And he is the eWa World Heavyweight Champion… PURGATORY…
(Purgatory’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… As Justin Credible is not wasting any time in the early going as he is hammering Purgatory with right hands… Justin Credible quickly sends Purgatory in to the barbed wire ropes…
Rhino:Purgatory must enjoy going in to the ropes… Because as everyone knows… He loves PAIN…
Mark:Justin Credible now picks up Purgatory and slams him across the barbed wire ropes… Justin Credible quickly to the top rope and nails Purgatory with a big leg drop from the top rope and both men are now on the floor…
Rhino:Justin Credible wants to be World Champion… And he is going to do everything he can to win…
Mark:Justin Credible now brings the ladder in to the ring… And is now rolling Purgatory back in to the ring as well… Justin Credible sets the Ladder up in the corner… Slingshot by Justin Credible and Purgatory goes face first in to the ladder…
Rhino:Purgatory has been busted open by the barbed wire that is around the ladder…
Mark:Justin Credible now sets the Ladder back up as he sends Purgatory in to the other corner… Justin Credible now sends Purgatory in to the ladder… Counter by Purgatory and now Justin Credible goes face first in to the ladder… Purgatory now climbs the turnbuckle and rides the ladder down on to Justin Credible…
Rhino:Just as he likes Pain.. He loves to dish it out as well…
Mark:Purgatory now scoops up Justin Credible and slams him down to the canvas… Purgatory also scoops the ladder and slams it right on to Justin Credible…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now bleeding as Purgatory heads to the top rope…
Mark:Big Splash by Purgatory but Justin Credible throws the ladder back at Purgatory…
Rhino:Both men are down in the ring…
Mark:Justin Credible is up first and he now setting up the ladder so he can get the belt… Justin Credible is getting close to it…
Rhino:Purgatory is up with him…
Mark:Both men trading blows back and forth in the ring… Justin Credible knocks Purgatory off the ladder…
Rhino:Justin Credible is almost there…
Mark:Purgatory drop kicks the ladder out from underneath Justin Credible and he hits the mat hard… Purgatory now with the ladder and drives it right in the gut of Justin Credible… Purgatory now picks up Justin Credible… Goes for the tombstone… Blocked by Justin Credible… Blocked by Purgatory who nails him with a tombstone piledriver…
Rhino:Which is Justin Credibles finisher…
Mark:Purgatory is now climbing up to get the belt…
Rhino:He stops… WHAT?
Mark:Shooting Star Press off the ladder on to Justin Credible…
Rhino:That has got to be it for Justin Credible…
Mark:Purgatory slowly is climbing the ladder… He gets the belt…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa World Heavyweight Champion… PURGATORY…
Rhino:The Psycho retains the gold tonight…
Mark:Justin Credible gave it his all though… Which made it one hell of a match…
Rhino:ITS JEFF JARRETT…
Mark:The Chosen One is in the ring… Guitar Shot to Purgatory…
Rhino:Jarrett wants to be World Champion…
Mark:Will he get his shot soon… Will he prove that he is the CHOSEN ONE… We are out of time…
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