Tuesday Night Carnage 09-11-01
Mark:Hello everyone to a historical evening in the USA… Tonight we move on from the events of today as we move on as the eWa brings the World back to normal… This is Tuesday Night Carnage… And my name is Mark… Alongside with Rhino…
Rhino:All I have to say is USA… USA… USA…
Mark:Tonight in our big Main Event… Degeneration X… Battles Team Better Than You…
Rhino:I believe Team Better Than you will prove tonight that they are better than Degeneration X…
Mark:Also many other matches as well… So lets head to the ring…
Flaming Table Match
Razor Ramon vs Billy Kidman
Pa Announcer:This opening match is a Flaming Tables Match… As you can see around the ring are tables that have been lit by fire… The way to win is by driving your opponent through the flaming Table… Introducing first… From Allentown,Pa… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… BILLY KIDMAN…
(Kidman’s Theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 287 Pounds… RAZOR RAMON…
(“Razor” hits as Razor Ramon enters the ring…)
Mark:The Bell Sounds as this match is underway… The Bad Guy throws the toothpick in to the eye of Billy Kidman…
Rhino:He never forgets his toothpicks…
Mark:Razor with a right hand to Kidman… And another… Razor with a boot to the gut and sends him in to the ropes… Reversal by Billy Kidman… Kidman comes off the other side with a crossbody… Razor back up on his feet and Kidman connects with a dropkick… Ramon getting up again near the ropes… Kidman charges and the Bad Guy connects with a back body drop and Kidman goes to the floor…
Rhino:Kidman landed right in front of the flaming table… It scared him off a little bit…
Mark:Kidman rolls back in to the ring and when he gets on to his feet Razor nails him with a right hand that knocks him back down… Another one that knocks him down… Kidman goes back off the rope and goes for a crossbody… Caught by Razor who connects with a fallaway slam…
Rhino:Razor now sends Kidman hard in to the corner…
Mark:Razor charges in with a clothesline… Kidman puts his boot up… Bulldog by Billy Kidman… Kidman went for the cover but remember that he has to put Razor through the table…
Rhino:We never said Kidman had brains… He has talent… But not Brains…
Mark:Kidman scoops up Razor Ramon and slams him to the canvas…
Rhino:Kidman heads to the top rope…
Mark:Kidman goes for the shooting star… Razor moves out of the way… Razor now puts the boots to Billy Kidman… Razor connects with a piledriver to Billy Kidman…
Rhino:Razor is calling for the Razors Edge…
Mark:He picks him up and drops him with the Razor’s Edge…
Rhino:All he has to do now since Kidman is out is put him through the table…
Mark:Razor puts Billy Kidman on to top rope… Razor goes outside of the ring on to the apron…
Rhino:Could he be doing what I think he is going to do…
Mark:Razor’s Edge through the Flaming Table…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RAZOR RAMON…
Rhino:Razor wins but looks like he hurt his knee on the way down…
Mark:That is not good…But its time to head back to the ring for more action…
Electrocution Match
The Rock vs Booker T
Pa Announcer:This next match is an Electrocution Match… The way to win is by using the Tazer that is hanging in the corner on the poll… Introducing first… From 110th Street in Harlem New York, Weighing in at 250 Pounds… BOOKER T…
(“Can You Dig It Sucka” hits as Booker T makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK…
(“If You Smell what the rock is cookin” hits as The Rock makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:The Bell Sounds and this match is set to go… The Rock and Booker T are starring each other down in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Who is the most electrifying man… Tonight we will find out…
Mark:Booker T strike first with a right hand and now the rock nails Booker T with one of his own… Both men trading blows back and forth in the center of the ring… The Rock with the advantage and is knocking Booker T back in to the ropes… The Rock sends him off the ropes… Samoan Drop by the Peoples Champion… The Rock now clotheslines Booker T over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:The Rock goes to the outside with Booker T…
Mark:The Rock sends Booker T in to the steel steps… Reversal by Booker T who sends The Rock in to the steps…Booker T now picks up The Rock and snake eyes him on to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Booker T rolls back in to the ring as the eWa fans begin to boo…
Mark:The Rock now crawls back in to the ring… Booker T now applying the boots to The Peoples Champion… Booker T sends The Rock in to the ropes… Standing spin kick by Booker T…
Rhino:Could it be time for the spinaroni…
Mark:It doesn’t look like it as Booker T now picks up the rock and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Booker T is heading to the top rope…
Mark:The Rock knocks him and he goes crotch first in to the turnbuckle… The Rock climbs up and delivers a superplex to Booker T…
Rhino:Both men now down in the center of the ring…
Mark:The Rock back up first and now hammers right hands to Booker T… Booker T is being knocked back in to the corner… The Rock sends him in to the corner… Booker T comes out and The Rock nails him with a clothesline… Booker T back up and gets planted with a DDT…
Rhino:The Rock is in control at the moment…
Mark:The Rock is waiting for Booker T to get back to his feet… Booker T to his feet… ROCK BOTTOM… The Rock hits The Rock Bottom and is now climbing the turnbuckle to get the Tazer…
Rhino:The Rock has got the Tazer…
Mark:The Rock is now waiting for Booker T to get back up again to his feet…
Rhino:TRIPLE H… Triple H is out…
Mark:The Game is now on the apron of the ring… The Rock sees Triple H… The Rock swings at The Game… Triple H ducks and drops The Rock’s neck on to the top rope…
Rhino:Booker T is back up on his feet…
Mark:Booker T with a kick to the gut… Axe Kick by Booker T…
Rhino:The Rock is down and out and why was Triple H out here…
Mark:Booker T now with the Tazer… Booker T has just electrified The Rock…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… BOOKER T…
Rhino:Since Booker T just electrified The Rock… Booker T is now the Most Electrifying man in Sports Entertainment Today… And he just did the Most Electrifying move in Sports entertainment today… The Spinaroni…
Mark:Lets get back to the ring for more action…
eWa Championship Submission Match
Tazz(c) vs Jeff Jarrett
Pa Announcer:This next match is a submission match and is for the eWa Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… The Chosen One… JEFF JARRETT…
(“Chosen One” hits as Jeff Jarrett makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Red Hook Section of Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… He is the eWa Champion… TAZZ…
(“Survive” hits as Tazz makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… The Chosen one goes right after the eWa Champion Tazz… Jarrett with right hands… Tazz blocks one and is now hammering Jeff Jarrett… Tazz sends him in to the ropes… Tazz catches Jeff Jarrett and delivers an over the head belly to belly suplex…
Rhino:Jeff Jarrett rolls to the outside to catch his breath…
Mark:Jarrett enters the ring again… Both men tie up in the center of the ring… Jeff Jarrett with a rake to the eyes… And now hammers in on Tazz with right hands… Jeff Jarrett now sends Tazz in to the ropes and nails him with a hip toss… Tazz back to his feet and Jeff Jarrett with a dropkick to the left knee of Tazz…
Rhino:The Chosen One begins to work on Tazz’s knee in setup for the Figure Four Leg Lock…
Mark:Jarrett drops the elbow to Tazz’s knee… Jarrett drops his elbow three times on to Tazz… Jarrett now sends Tazz in to the corner… Jarrett now put’s Tazz’s knee in the ropes and is now stomping on the knee of the Human Suplex Machine…
Rhino:The referee is telling Jarrett to get him out of the corner…
Mark:Jarrett now picks up Tazz and has him hanging in the corner…
Rhino:Just hanging their puts pressure to the knee of Tazz…
Mark:Jarrett now takes him out of the corner and nails him with a russian leg sweep… Jarrett is saying its over and has the Figure Four on to Tazz…
Rhino:Tazz is screaming in pain as he tries to get to the ropes and he does…
Mark:Jarrett now kicks the leg out of Tazz as he got back to his feet… Jarrett now drags Tazz to the ropes… And drags Tazz’s leg on to the top rope… Jarrett now jumps on the leg of Tazz…
Rhino:Jeff Jarrett is dragging Tazz in to the middle of the ring…
Mark:Jeff Jarrett goes for the figure four again… Tazz pushes him off in to the ropes… Jarrett comes off and gets caught in a capture suplex… Tazz with one leg is now fighting back against Jeff Jarrett… Jarrett back to his feet… T-Bone Suplex by Tazz…
Rhino:The Human Suplex Machine is working now…
Mark:Tazz goes behind Jarrett… TAZZMISSION… TAZZMISSION is locked in on to Jeff Jarrett…
Rhino:Its all over now…
Mark:Low Blow by Jeff Jarrett and Tazz breaks the hold…
Rhino:Someone is coming up the isle and the referee is making sure that person doesnt come to the ring…
Mark:Its Shane Douglas… The Franchise is the man trying to get to the ring… Jarrett has the guitar… Guitar shot to the knee of Tazz… Jarrett now applies the figure four and Tazz taps out…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Champion… JEFF JARRETT…
Rhino:We Have a new eWa Champion and why was Shane Douglas here…
Mark:Now its time to head to the bar…
Bar Fight
Steve Austin vs Omega
Mark:This is just gonna be a old fashion knock out drag out bar fight…
Rhino:This should be a flat out ass kicking… By either man…
Mark:As we look inside… We see Omega sitting back drinking…
Rhino:Looks like he is having a good time…
Mark:Stone Cold has just walked in to the bar…
Austin:Hey Omega… What? I said hey omega… You big ass son of a bitch… You ready… What I said you ready…
Mark:Omega has gotten up and these two look like they are gonna tare in to one another… Austin goes after Omega with right hands…
Rhino:Omega is just shaking them off…
Mark:Austin is trying to knock out Omega… Omega blocks a right hand… And takes Austin down with a right hand… Austin now charges at Omega and Omega nails him with a big boot…
Rhino:God Damn that was one huge big boot…
Mark:Omega now grabs a wooden chair and breaks it over the back of the rattlesnake…
Omega:Austin… What… You wanna a beer Stone Cold… What I said you want a beer… Here you go… What… Here you go…
Mark:Omega just smashes a beer mug in the face of Stone Cold… Omega now picks up Stone Cold and slams him through a table…
Rhino:I told you someone will kick some ass and it looks like Omega is the one who is doing it…
Mark:Omega now picks up Austin and slams him on to the counter and is now dragging Austin across the counter… Omega covers 1…………2…………3…..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner OMEGA…
Rhino:Omega whipped Stone Cold’s ass in that Bar Fight…
Mark:Lets get back to the ring now for an Ambulance match…
Ambulance Match
Number One Contendership for the Tag Team Titles
MackDown vs Camera Chaos
Pa Announcer:This next match is an AMBULANCE MATCH… The way to win is by putting your opponents inside the Ambulance and shutting the door… Introducing first… Weighing in at a Total of 466 Pounds… The Team of Ned Tesseract and Jay Jixhel…
(Camera Chaos’s theme hits as they make their way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at 565 Pounds… Jay and Shane… MACKDOWN…
(“Bad Boy For Life” hits as Mackdown enters the ring…)
Mark:The way to win is by putting your opponents in to an ambulance and shutting the door…
Rhino:Someone will be going for a ride tonight…
Mark:All four men are in the ring at the same time… Jay and Ned are going at it… While Shane and Jay Jixhel are going at it as well… Jay sends Ned in to the ropes and nails him with a sky high… Shane nails Jay Jixhel with a DDT… Ned is getting back to his feet and Jay clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Shane picks up Jay… Goes for a sky high of his own… Counter by Jay Jixhel who nails him with a front face DDT…
Mark:On the outside Jay Mack picks up Ned and drops him face first across the steel guard rail… Inside the ring Jay Jixhel has just sent Shane in to the ropes and nails him with a flying clothesline… Shane now heads to the top rope and nails Jay with a moonsault…
Rhino:Jay Mack and Ned are heading towards the Ambulance… Ned nails Jay with a low blow as they walk down the isle…
Mark:Meanwhile back in the ring… Shane connects with a frankensteiner on to Jay Jixhel… Ned on the outside with Jay Mack hits a bulldog on to Jay Mack and he goes head first in to the floor…
Rhino:Shane Mack picks up Jay Jixhel again and slams him to the canvas… Shane heads to the top rope and misses a moonsault…
Mark:Ned and Jay Mack are close to the ambulance… Ned whips Jay in to the Ambulance… Reversal by Jay and Ned goes face first in to the door…
Rhino:Jay Jixhel now throws Shane Mack over the top rope and now they are heading towards the ambulance…
Mark:Jay Mack now opens the door and is trying to throw Ned in to the Ambulance… Ned though gives a kick to the face of Jay and he stops from being thrown in their…
Rhino:Shane Mack though delivers a side kick to Jay Jixhel…
Mark:Jay and Shane Mack are now double teaming Ned… Ned looks like he is going to be put inside the ambulance… Jay Jixhel back up and stops it from happening as he nails both Mack Brothers with a Low Blow…
Rhino:Camera Chaos is setting Shane Mack up for some type of Double Team move…
Mark:Razor’s Edge by Ned and a neckbreaker by Jay…
Rhino:That move has got to hurt…
Mark:Ned now sends Jay Mack’s head face first in to the door…
Rhino:Jay Jixhel opens the door and Shane Mack is inside the Ambulance…
Mark:Ned and Jay now throw Jay Mack in to the Ambulance and they have shut the door…
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners… CAMERA CHAOS…
Rhino:Their’s Lone Jobber… Jobber has just told the driver of the Ambulance to take it on out…
Mark:Well as Mackdown gets taken out of the building… We would like to tell you that the Octogan Match will not take place tonight… As The Outlaw has quit the federation… And that the Dominator was unable to get a flight out to San Francisco today because of the tragedy… So lets get back to the ring for more action…
eWa Television Title Straight Jacket Match
Purgatory(c) vs Psycronic
Pa Announcer:This next match is a straight Jacket Match and is for the eWa Television Championship… The loser of this match will be placed in a straight jacket and shipped off to a mental institution for one week… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 256 Pounds… PSYCRONIC…
(“Psyko Boy” hits as Psycronic makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… He is the eWa Television Champion… PURGATORY…
(“Purgy Boy” hits as Purgatory makes his way out through the crowd…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match is under way… Psycronic goes right after Purgatory with right hands… Purgatory now starts to fire right hands in as well… Psycronic takes the advantage and delivers a swing neckbreaker to Purgatory… Covers him 1…………2…. Purgatory kicks out…
Rhino:Someone will go to the Loony Bin tonight… Who will it be… Both men belong their though…
Mark:Psycronic now picks up Purgatory and slams him to the canvas… Psycronic springs off the middle rope and on to Purgatory with a moonsault… Cover 1………..2…… Purgatory kicks out again… Psycronic goes off the ropes… Goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Purgatory who nails him with a couple of stiff kicks to the gut and delivers a snap suplex…
Rhino:Purgatory is known for his striking snap suplexs…
Mark:Purgatory now picks him up again and connects with a snap suplex… Purgatory doesnt release and goes for the snap suplex again…
Rhino:Three snap suplexs in a row by Purgatory…
Mark:Purgatory now heads to the top rope…
Rhino:Looks like he is going for a moonsault to me…
Mark:No he doesnt… Backwards Frog Splash and he lands right on to Psycronic… Cover 1………………….2………….. Psycronic kicks out…
Rhino:Where in the hell did he ever think of that move…
Mark:Purgatory once again climbs the top rope… Goes for a regular frog splash but Psycronic moves out of the way… Psycronic now picks him up and delivers the Psycronic Cutter on to Purgatory… Goes for the cover 1…………2…………….. Purgatoy Kicks out…
Rhino:Psycronic is calling for the Psyko Kick…
Mark:He connects with the Psyko Kick… Psycronic now heads to the top rope…
Rhino:Could it be time for the 10.0…
Mark:Psycronic goes for it but misses the 10.0 Frog Splash… Purgatory now up and goes behind Psycronic… HAPPY PLACE… Cover 1……………..2…………..3…..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Television Champion… PURGATORY…
Rhino:Officials now are placing the straight jacket on Psycronic and taking him out of the building…
Mark:Well its now time for our Main Event… So Lets head down to the ring for the introductions…
Stable Warfare Elimination Match
Degeneration X vs Blake Bennit, Whiplash, The Threat & Chris Benoit
Pa Announcer:Its now time for our Main Event… This match is a Stable Warfare 8-Man Elimination Match… Introducing Team Number One… First… The eWa Tag Team Champions… Rob Van Dam and Justin Credible… Their Partners… The Game Triple H and The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels… They all represent DEGENERATION X…
(“Break it Down” hits as Degeneration X makes their way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… They are composed of… The Crippler Chris Benoit… The Threat… Whiplash and the eWa World Heavyweight Champion… Blake Bennit… They are TEAM BETTER THAN YOU…
(“Let the Bodies hit the floor” hits as TBTY makes their way out…)
Rhino:This match should be one hell of a battle…
Mark:Chris Benoit and Rob Van Dam start things out… Benoit and RVD tie it up in the center of the ring…RVD applies a side head lock… Benoit pushes him off in to the ropes… Leap frog by Benoit… RVD comes off the ropes and nails benoit with a flying back elbow… Benoit back to his feet… Van Dam nails him with a dropkick…
Rhino:Van Dam now tags in Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Van Dam and HBK deliver a double suplex to Chris Benoit… Goes for the cover 1………..2……….. Kick out by Chris Benoit… Michaels picks him up a slams him to the canvas… Michaels now drops an Elbow drop and covers Benoit again 1…………2……… Benoit kicks out again… Michaels now goes for a snap suplex… Benoit blocks and nails him with one of his own… Benoit is going to the his corner and is looking for a tag…
Rhino:Benoit now tags in Blake Bennit…
Mark:Michaels tries to get to the corner… Bennit stops him and turns Michaels around and plants him with a DDT… Covers Michaels 1………………….2……… Michaels kicks out… Blake now charges Michaels… Michaels ducks as Blake goes for a clothesline… And Michaels gets him off the rope with a powerslam…
Rhino:Michaels makes the tag to Triple H…
Mark:Triple H now puts the boots to the World Champion Blake Bennit… The Game sends him in to the corner and is now putting the boots to him in the corner… Triple H is now setting him up for and connects with a superplex… Covers Bennit 1…………2…………. Blake kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H is calling for the Pedigree…
Mark:He has him hooked…
Rhino:The Rock is out… The Rock is up on the apron…
Mark:Triple H nails the rock with a right hand… Blake is back up and rolls up Triple H 1……………..2………………….3………
Pa Announcer:Triple H has been eliminated…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now in…
Mark:Michaels has warmed up the Band… Blake gets up… What the Hell… Benoit just came in the ring and german suplex Blake Bennit…
Rhino:The Threat and Whiplash can not believe it…
Mark:Benoit has just walked out on his team mates and has left this match up…
Rhino:But most importantly… He just made a huge impact…
Mark:Blake Bennit slowly to his feet… Sweet Chin Music by HBK… Cover 1…………2…………….3…….
Pa Announcer:Blake Bennit and Chris Benoit have been eliminated…
Rhino:The sides are now 3 on 2 with Degeneration X having the upper hand…
Mark:The Threat and Michaels now tie it up in the ring… Michaels though rakes the eyes and delivers a snap suplex to The Threat…
Rhino:Michaels now tags in Rob Van Dam…
Mark:RVD and Michaels now double clothesline The Threat… Van Dam now spring boards off the ropes and nails him with a spinning leg drop… Cover 1…………..2……
Rhino:Whiplash breaks up the pin…
Mark:RVD sends The Threat in to the ropes… Reversal by the Threat and Whiplash kicks RVD in the Back and The Threat nails the LifLine on to RVD and a cover 1………….2…………….3……
Pa Announcer:Rob Van Dam has been eliminated…
Rhino:The sides are even at two a piece now…
Mark:Justin Credible now goes to work on the threat… The Threat reverses the whip… And Justin Credible comes off the ropes and The Threat with a back body drop…
Rhino:The Threat tags in Whiplash…
Mark:Whiplash now stomps away at Justin Credible… Credible gets powerslam by Whiplash and a cover 1……………2…………. Justin Credible kicks out… Whiplash goes for a suplex… Justin gets out and nails him with a implant DDT… Covers him 1……………..2………….. Whiplash kicks out…
Rhino:Justin Credible tags in Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Michaels now picks up Whiplash and goes for a suplex… Blocked by Whiplash… Small Package 1……………………..2……………………3…….
Pa Announcer:Shawn Michaels has just been eliminated…
Mark:Superkick by Justin Credible… Cover 1……………………2………………3…..
Pa Announcer:Whiplash has been eliminated…
Rhino:Its now down to Justin Credible and The Threat…
Mark:Justin Credible nails The Threat with a couple of right hands… The Threat counters back with a couple of his own… Justin Credible ducks one and nails The Threat with a DDT… Cover 1…………..2……….. The Threat kicks out… Justin Credible sends The Threat in to the corner… And charges in after with a clothesline…
Rhino:Justin is now setting him up on to the top rope…
Mark:Superplex by Justin Credible… Cover 1…………………….2……………… Kick out by The Threat…
Rhino:Justin is waiting for The Threat to get up…
Mark:Superkick by Justin Credible and a cover 1………………..2……………. Kick out again…
Rhino:Justin Credible can not keep him down and is he is arguing with the ref…
Mark:The Threat goes behind Justin Credible… Roll up 1………………… 2……………3…….. Team Better Than You wins…
Pa Announcer:Your winners TEAM BETTER THAN YOU…
Rhino:The Threat was the sole survivor…. Justin Credible is pissed off…
Mark:Degeneration X is on its way out… Justin Credible starts to attack the Threat from behind… Now all Degeneration X members are attacking The Threat…
Rhino:Degeneration X is a bunch of sore losers…
Mark:Here comes Team Better than you…
Rhino:Van Dam and Triple H have chairs… And have nailed Bennit and Whiplash with the chairs across the skull…
Mark:The Rock and HBK are going at it in the middle of the ring…RVD throws a chair at The Rock… VAN DAMINATOR… All four members of Team Better Than you have been laid out by Degeneration X…
Rhino:Look at DX continuing to attack TBTY…
Mark:What in the hell is that sound…
Rhino:Sounds like an Ambulance to me…
Mark:Your right it is and here it comes down to the ring…
Rhino:Could this be Mackdown coming back to the ring…
Mark:Yes it is… Mackdown has come back… They climb out of the front and are fending DX off with chairs…
Rhino:Even though Mackdown is not with Team Better Than you… They are with the eWa… And they are standing up for the eWa…
Mark:Im glad we have some unity in the eWa…
Rhino:NOOOOOO…
Mark:Mackdown has just nailed The Threat and Whiplash with Chairs…
Rhino:What in the hell is going on… I thought they were here to help out the eWa…
Mark:Its all a trap… DX has now come back in to the ring and are not attacking Team Better Than You along with Mackdown…
Rhino:I hate DX I hate DX I hate DX…
Mark:The DX theme has just hit… And Mackdown have Just revealed their colors as they have just ripped off their shirts to show DX Shirts…
Rhino:God Damn it… This was all a set up…
Mark:DX is putting Team Better Than you in to the Ambulance…
Rhino:Where in the hell is the Ambulance going…
Mark:Whats next for the eWa… We are out of time… So Long…
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