Extreme Assault 04-12-02

Mark:Welcome everyone to the Sold Out Staples Center in Los Angeles, Ca… Welcome to eWa Extreme Assault… And of course by now… You know who I am… And that is Mark… Alongside with my partner… Not of choice… But my partner anyhow… Rhino…

Rhino:Your not my first choice either Mark…

Mark:But anyhow tonight… In a Fatal Four Way Elimination Match… For the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… It will be The Rock defending against Jay Mack, Lone Jobber and Triple H…

Rhino:God anyone but Hunter… PLEASE…

Mark:Also tonight… It will be a Title vs Title Match… As Dragon and Prodigy defend their Tag Team Titles against… Kevin Nash and Scott Hall… Who will be putting up the eWa Television and eWa Championship Belts… In the match up as well…

Rhino:A title is guarnteed to change hands tonight…

Mark:Plus the eWa Television Title is on the line in a Triple Threat Barbed Wire Match… And plus a whole lot more…

Rhino:Yep its gonna be an interesting night tonight…

Mark:So lets head in to the ring for our opening match…

The Undertaker vs Hulk Hogan

Pa Announcer:The opening match at eWa Extreme Assault… Is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN…

(“Voodo Child” Hits as Hulk Hogan Makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… THE UNDERTAKER…

(“Rollin” hits as the Undertaker makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go…

Rhino:Two of the biggest Icons in our sports history… Are about to collide one on one now…

Mark:The Deadman and Hulk Hogan stare down one another…

Rhino:This is gonna be good…

Mark:The Undertaker nails Hogan with a right hand…

Rhino:That has let this crowd roar with boos towards The Undertaker…

Mark:Hogan fires back with a right hand of his own…

Rhino:To the delight of this crowd in LA…

Mark:Hogan now firing in on The Undertaker… Sending him back in to the ropes… The Undertaker reverses Hogan and Hogan now goes in to the ropes… Taker goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Hogan…

Rhino:Hogan now nails The Undertaker with right hands…

Mark:The Undertaker stops the punches and rakes the eye of Hogan…

Rhino:The Crowd didnt like that move…

Mark:The Undertaker sends Hogan in to the corner… Goes for a clothesline…

Rhino:Hogan moves out of the way…

Mark:Hogan sends The Undertaker in to the ropes… BIG BOOT…

Rhino:Could it be time for the leg drop…

Mark:Yes it is… LEG DROP on Hogan… Cover 1…………………..2………………….. 3………

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN…

Rhino:Hogan ran wild tonight…

Mark:Yes he did… And its time for more action… So lets hit the ring again…

Shawn Michaels vs Edge

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… EDGE…

(“Never Gonna Stop” hits as Edge makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” hits as Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… Michaels and Edge tie it up in the center of the ring…Edge applies a headlock to Shawn Michaels… HBK pushes Edge in to the ropes…Edge Shoulder blocks Michaels down… Edge now comes off the other side and goes for a clothesline…

Rhino:Michaels ducks the clothesline Mark…

Mark:Michaels now goes for the kick… Edge ducks… Spins Michaels around… And Nails Michaels with a drop kick…

Rhino:Beautiful Drop Kick by Edge…

Mark:Edge with a cover 1……………..2……… Kickout by Michaels… Edge hammers Michaels with a couple of right hands… As he sends him off in to the ropes…

Rhino:Edge ducks his head early… Its gonna cost him now…

Mark:Michaels sees it… And now Michaels connects with a piledriver… Cover by Michaels 1………….2…….. Kickout…

Rhino:Michaels saw him duck his head… And was able to counter him with a piledriver…

Mark:Michaels now putting the boots to Edge… Michaels sends Edge hard in to the corner…

Rhino:Michaels is charging in right now…

Mark:Edge moves… Michaels hits the corner hard… Michaels staggers out… SPEAR… Edge Spears Michaels and now covers him 1………………………..2………. Kickout…

Rhino:That was a close fall right there…

Mark:Edge now hooks Michaels and suplexs him…

Rhino:Edge is going to the top rope…

Mark:Michaels is back up on his feet… Michaels knocks the ropes..

Rhino:And Edge falls down hard on his… Private Area…

Mark:Michaels now superplexs Edge off the top rope…

Rhino:Both men are down from all the action that has transpired thus far…

Mark:Michaels and Edge trading right hands… As both men get back to their feet… Edge takes control… Edge kicks Michaels in the gut…

Rhino:Could be time for the Buzzkiller DDT…

Mark:Michaels blocks it… Edge goes for a clothesline… Ducked… SUPERKICK By Michaels… Cover 1………….2…………..3…..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:Michaels pulled out this close match up with Edge…

Mark:Michaels proved that he still has got it… So now lets head back to the ring for our next match up… But First Kent Richardson has something to say so lets send it him first…

Kent:Well I have been just informed… That Sabu will not be here this evening for his match up… Personal Business he need to attended to… And he, along with New Jack will be out of action for a couple of weeks… Now lets send it back to the ring… For our next contest…

Hurricane vs Jack Hunter

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From the Hurricave… Weighing in at 191 Pounds… THE HURRICANCE…

(“Stand BacK” hits as The Hurricane makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And his opponent From New Orleans, La… Weighing in at 232 Pounds… JACK HUNTER…

(Jack Hunter’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Well the bell sounds and this match is underway…

Rhino:Holy Shit… A net just came down from the rafters…

Mark:Hurricance and Jack Hunter are trapped inside of it…

Rhino:Look… Its a Bird… Its a Plane… ITS PURGMAN…

Mark:Purgman… Comes down from the rafters and is involved in this match up…

Rhino:Purgman using his superhero powers…

Mark:He is lifting the net up… With one hand… That has Jack and Hurricane inside…

Rhino:Hes off now… Flying away with Jack and Hurricane inside…

Mark:Man Purgman… Is strange and unusual… And has really interupt this match up…

Rhino:Yep…

Mark:Well lets head back to the ring… Since I guess this match will not be happening…

Hardcore Cage Match
Demon Child vs D-Dawg

Pa Announcer:This next match is a HARDCORE CAGE MATCH… And is set for one fall… Introducing first… From San Francisco, Ca…Weighing in at 200 Pounds… D-DAWG…

(D-Dawg’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Kennewick, Wa… Weighing in at 189 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…

(Demon’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Rhino:This is not a match I want to see…

Mark:But it is going to happen…So lets now… Um… Get this party started…

Rhino:This aint a party Mark…

Mark:Nevermined…Demon and D-Dawg lock up… Demon nails D-Dawg with right hands… Demon Child sends D-Dawg right in to the steel cage…

Rhino:That has got to hurt…

Mark:Demon Child whips him in to the ropes… Back body drop by Demon Child…

Rhino:Demon is grabbing a Steel Chair from the cage…

Mark:D-Dawg moves out of the way of the chair shot and chops Demon Child in to the ropes…

Rhino:D-Dawg grabs the 2 by 4…

Mark:And he nails Demon with a clothesline with the 2 by 4…

Rhino:God this is not a great match by any means…

Mark:Demon Child back up… Ducks the 2 by 4… And nails D-Dawg with a right hand… Demon Child sends him in to the ropes…

Rhino:What does he have planned now…

Mark:Powerslam by Demon Child… Cover 1……………2…… Kickout by D-Dawg…

Rhino:D-Dawg needs to do something… Or he is gonna go down to Demon Child…

Mark:Demon Child with a steel chair and nails D-Dawg in the head and and the back… Goes for a cover 1…………………2……………3……

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD…

Rhino:God… Demon Child wins… In the battle of the worst match…

Mark:Well our next match should be interesting… Lets get to the ring…

Kane vs Justin Sane

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… Long Island, Ny… Weighing in at210 Pounds… JUSTIN SANE…

(Justin Sane’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… KANE…

(“Hell” hits as Kane makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go…

Rhino:Justin Sane gives up height and weight to Kane…

Mark:So speed should be the key for Justin Sane… Sane starts the match off with a drop kick to the knee of Kane…

Rhino:Trying to take the big man off his feet is a good move…

Mark:Justin Sane with a leg lock… Putting Pain to the left leg of Kane…

Rhino:Kane grabs the ropes…

Mark:Justin Sane goes to the middle rope… DDT by Justin Sane on to Kane… Cover 1…………..2……….. Kickout by Kane…

Rhino:Justin Sane is back up on the middle rope…

Mark:Hurricanrana by Justin Sane and it takes down Kane… Another quick cover 1……………2……….. Kick out by Kane…

Rhino:Surprisingly… Kane is not controling this match…

Mark:Justin Sane goes for a DDT… Kane blocks and nails him with a spinebuster…

Rhino:Man I should keep my mouth shut…

Mark:Kane now slams Justin Sane before picking him up and slamming him to the canvas…

Rhino:Kane heading to the top…

Mark:Justin Sane dropkicks the Turnbuckle… DDT From The Top Rope…

Rhino:What a move by Justin Sane…

Mark:Justin Back up on the top ropes… FROG SPLASH on Kane… Cover 1…………….2……….3….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JUSTIN SANE…

Rhino:Justin Sane was able to take out Kane…

Mark:Well our next match is well different in some words…

Rhino:I Smell CAT FIGHT…

Mark:Lets head to the ring now then…

Vice Presidency on The Line Match
Sara J McMahon vs Stephanie McMahon

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is to determine who is the eWa Vice President… Introducing first…From Los Angeles, Ca… The Current eWa Vice President… SARA J. MCMAHON…

(Sara’s theme hits as she enters the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… STEPHANIE McMAHON…

(Stephanie’s theme hits as she enters the ring… Now over the PA System hits “No Chance” As Shane McMahon walks out to the announce table…)

Rhino:What do you want Shane…

Shane:Well Rhino… All I am doing is taking interest in to this match up… I am saying right now… I will not leave this seat at all…

Mark:Well Shane its good to see you… And now the bell has sounded… Sara and Steph are in a stare down right now…

(“Beautiful People” Hits as Jay Mack walks out to the ring…)

Rhino:What in the hell does he want…

Shane:I wanna know what he thinks he is going to do now… Hes the cause of this whole problem…

Mark:Both women are staring down each other and now look over at Jay… Jay is now just looking at Sara…

Rhino:Things are getting interesting…

Shane:Jay better know what he is doing…

Mark:CLOTHESLINE on to Stephanie…

Rhino:What in the hell…

Shane:Exactly… What in the hell is going on now…

Mark:Stephanie is down and out from that big clothesline… Sara covers Stephanie now… 1…………..2………..3………

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SARA J. McMAHON…

Mark:Sara is walking to the back…

Rhino:And Jay is following her to the back…

Shane:I am kinda confused with what is going on here…

Rhino:So am I…

Mark:Sooner or later it will be explained… Now lets go back to the ring… For more action…

Number One Contender Match for the eWa Television Title
Justin Credible vs Dan Hollywood vs “Extreme Icon” JRB

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the Number One Contendership for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in 229 at pounds… DAN HOLLYWOOD…

(Dan’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New York City… Weighing in at 254 Pounds… The Extreme Icon… JRB…

(JRB’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Ozone Park, Ny…Weighing in at 225 Pounds… JUSTIN CREDIBLE…

(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” hits as Justin Credible makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… Justin and The Extreme Icon going right after one another…

Rhino:Dan now jumps in and nails both men with a clothesline from the side…

Mark:Dan now picks up the Extreme Icon… JRB slides off of Dan Hollywood… Kick and nails him with a suplex… Justin Credible though from behind on JRB and nails him with a reverse DDT…

Rhino:Justin Credible is trying to take control of this match…

Mark:Justin Credible drops the elbow and goes for a quick cover on to JRB… 1…………….2………. JRB Kicks out…

Rhino:Dan is back on his feet now…

Mark:Justin Credible slaps the chest of Dan Hollywood… Dan gets pushed in to the ropes… Justin sends him in… Reversal by Dan… Who goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Justin… Superkick by Justin Credible…

Rhino:That kick sent Dan all the way to the floor…

Mark:Justin Credible now turns around and gets nailed with a swinging neckbreaker… By The Extreme Icon… JRB Now nails Justin Credible with right hands… Then nails him with a snap float over suplex… Cover 1………………….2……….. Kickout by Justin Credible…

Rhino:The Extreme Icon is taking over right now on Justin Credible…

Mark:Justin Credible gets nailed with a piledriver… Cover 1………………..2…………… Justin Credible kicks out again…

Rhino:The Extreme Icon is hooking for a suplex now…

Mark:Brain Buster by The Extreme Icon and goes for another cover…1………………..2……….. Justin Credible kicksout again…

Rhino:That was a close one…

Mark:JRB now is setting him up for the powerbomb…

Rhino:Dan is back in…

Mark:JRB drops Justin Credible and nails Dan with a flying clothesline and that sends him back out on the floor…

Rhino:Justin Credible is now back up…

Mark:JRB chagres in… Justin ducks… Scoops him up… THATS INCREDIBLE… Cover 1……………2………….3…………

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JUSTIN CREDIBLE…

Rhino:Justin will now battle the eWa TV Champion… At our next event…

Mark:Well lets get back to the squared circle for more action…

eWa X Championship Barbed Wire Match
Steve Austin(c) vs Rob Van Dam vs Jeff Jarrett

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… And is a Triple Threat BARBED WIRED MATCH… And is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First… From Battle Creek, Michigan… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… ROB VAN DAM…

(“Walk” hits as RVD makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Music City, Usa… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… Representing the nWo… The Chosen One… JEFF JARRETT…

(“Chosen One” hits as Jeff Jarrett makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… The eWa X Champion… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…

(“Venom” hits as Stone Cold makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:The bell has sounded and this match is under way…

Rhino:A Stare down between all three men have begun in the center of the ring…

Mark:Jarrett goes for a clothesline… RVD ducks… But Jarrett nails The Rattlesnake…

Rhino:That just pissed off the rattlesnake as he gets right back up…

Mark:Jarrett and Austin going at it… RVD backs up and lets the two of them throw fists to one another…

Rhino:RVD is climbing the turnbuckle…

Mark:Van Dam flies off the top turnbuckle and nails both men with a single leg kick… Van Dam now runs towards the barbed wire and springs back with a moonsault on to Stone Cold… Cover by RVD 1………………2………………… Jarrett pulls the leg of RVD…

Rhino:Jarrett is now in the face of R-V-D…

Mark:Van Dam nails Jarrett in the ribs with a kick… Jarrett blocks the second shot… And Van Dam nails him with a kick right in the face…

Rhino:Van Dam caught him right in the face and it looks to have busted the lip of Double J…

Mark:Stone Cold back up… Right hands to RVD… Hot Shot By Stone Cold and Van Dam goes head first in to the barbed wire…

Rhino:RVD has some blood coming from the top of his head now… After getting his head dropped in to the barbed wire…

Mark:Van Dam now gets picked up by Stone Cold and dropped face first on to the barbed wire again…

Rhino:Van Dam is bleeding big time…

Mark:The Chosen One… Now hammering back on the rattlesnake… Stone Cold firing back on Jarrett… Jarrett gets whipped in to the barbed wire…

Rhino:Getting in to the barbed wire has cut the back of the Chosen One…

Mark:Stone Cold now with a Lou Thez Press with right hands to Jarrett… Stone Cold now drops the big elbow right in to the head of Jarrett…

Rhino:Stone Cold is in control…

Mark:Van Dam with a chair wrapped in Barbed Wire… Throws it at Austin… VAN DAMINATOR…

Rhino:What a move by Van Dam…

Mark:Van Dam comes off now and nails him with the Rolling Thunder…

Rhino:Austin is busted open from the VanDaminator…

Mark:Van Dam with a cover… 1……………………..2………… Jarrett breaks it up… Jarrett and Van Dam now battling it out… Van Dam flips over Jarrett…

Rhino:Van Dam now grabs the steel chair…

Mark:VanDaminator to Jarrett… Cover by RVD 1……………..2…………….. Kickout by Jarrett…

Rhino:This is turning out to a bloodly warfare…

Mark:Stone Cold is back up…Hammering Van Dam… Kick to the gut… STUNNER… Cover 1………………..2……………………. The Chosen One breaks it up…

Rhino:Stone Cold just could have gotten out of this match up… And Jarrett has now taking that chance away from him…

Mark:Jarrett now from behind on Stone Cold… THE STROKE… The Stroke by Jarrett… Cover 1………………2…………….. FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH on to Jarrett and Stone Cold…

Rhino:Van Dam has hit a move that can change this whole entire match…

Mark:Van Dam is on top of Jarrett now… 1……………..2……….3…..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa X Champion…ROB VAN DAM…

Rhino:What a match… RVD pulled it out…

Mark:Well its now Title vs Title… Lets get to the ring…

Title vs Title
eWa Tag Team Title vs eWa TV & eWa Championship
Dragon & Prodigy(c) vs The Outsiders

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Title vs Title Match… And is set for one fall… In this match… The eWa Tag Team Titles and the eWa TV and eWa Championship will be on the line… If either Dragon or Prodigy pin either Nash or Hall they take one of the titles… If Dragon or Prodigy get pinned… Nash and Hall get the Tag Team Titles… Now introducing first… Weighing in at 607 Pounds… Representing the nWo… The eWa Champion Kevin Nash and the eWa Television Champion… Scott Hall… THE OUTSIDERS…

(“nWo” Hits as Nash and Hall make their way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponents… Weighing in at 707 Pounds… The eWa Tag Team Champions… DRAGON & PRODIGY…

(D&P’s theme hits as they make their way to the ring…)

Mark:Lets begin now… Dragon and Scott Hall start out in the center of the ring together…

Rhino:Hall just through the toothpick right in the eye of Dragon…

Mark:Hall gets nailed by Dragon with a right hand…

Rhino:Hall didnt find that funny now…

Mark:Hall tries to counter back… But Dragon blocks him and nails him with a big headbutt…

Rhino:He hit the canvas hard…

Mark:Hall is back up and runs right in to a big right hand from Dragon… Dragon nails him again… Hall back up on his feet… Samoan Drop by Dragon and Hall is down…

Rhino:He is also hurt as well from that move…

Mark:Hall is now trying to crawl to his corner… Dragon grabs the leg and pulls him back in to the center of the ring… Slingshot by Dragon…

Rhino:He just went flying in to the corner where Prodigy is standing…

Mark:Prodigy nails Hall with a big right hand… And now Dragon scoops him up and slams him to the canvas…

Rhino:Tag is made to Prodigy now…

Mark:Prodigy now comes off and nails Hall with a big splash… Theres a cover 1……………2………. Kickout by Hall…

Rhino:Nash wants in to this match up bad…

Mark:Prodigy sets up Hall and nails him with a sitdown Powerbomb… Cover 1………………..2………. Nash comes in and breaks it up…

Rhino:Hall was so close to losing the eWa TV Title…

Mark:Prodigy now makes a tag to Dragon… And Dragon slams Hall down to the canvas… And now nails him with a leg drop…Hall gets covered now… 1…………………2……….. Kickout by Hall…

Rhino:Nash wants and needs a Tag… And Scott Hall needs to make the Tag…

Mark:Dragon now sets him up for a running powerslam… Scott Hall gets out… And from behind takes down Dragon with a bulldog…

Rhino:Now its his chance to make the tag to Kevin Nash…

Mark:Scott Hall now makes the tag… And the fresh Kevin Nash is in the ring… Prodigy comes charging in and gets nailed with a Big Boot…

Rhino:Prodigy went down hard to the canvas…

Mark:Nash now gives a big clothesline to Dragon… Nash now with Dragon and sends him in to the corner… Big Running Clothesline by Nash… And with the momentium… He nails Dragon with a side walk slam…

Rhino:Nash is taking control of the match up now for the Outsiders…

Mark:Nash with a cover 1…………………..2………. Dragon kicks out at 2… Nash now sends Dragon in to the ropes… Big Boot…

Rhino:Dragon looks to be out of it now…

Mark:Cover 1……………………2………………. BIG LEG DROP by Prodigy on the Head of Nash…

Rhino:Prodigy just saved the Tag Team Titles for his side…

Mark:Hall now nailing Prodigy with right hands… And he now clotheslines him out of the ring…

Rhino:Prodigy and Hall battling it out on the outside…

Mark:Nash back to his feet… Dragon is as well… Nash goes for a clothesline… Dragon ducked…Belly To Belly on Nash…

Rhino:It Could be over now…

Mark:Dragon hooks Nash now… FIREBALL… His Verision of The Boston Crap is locked in…

Rhino:Will Kevin Nash tap out…

Mark:Nash is trying to pull himself to the rope…

Rhino:He is almost there…

Mark:Dragon pulls him back out a little… Nash looks like he is going to tap…

Rhino:Can he hang on…

Mark:Nash Taps out… He couldnt hold on any longer…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Champion… DRAGON…

Rhino:Dragon brings home some singles gold tonight…

Mark:Well Rhino… Do you know what time it is…

Rhino:Yes, I do… Its Main Event time…

Mark:Yes it is… So now lets head to the ring for the introductions…

eWa World Title Fatal Four Way Elimination Match
The Rock(c) vs Triple H vs Jay Mack vs Lone Jobber

Pa Announcer:This next match is tonights Main Event… And it is a FATAL FOUR WAY ELIMINATION MATCH… For the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First from the Slaughter House… Weighing in at 198 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…

(Lone Jobber’s Theme hits as he makes his way towards the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… Accompined by Chyna… The Game… TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” Plays as Chyna and Triple H walk towards the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Miami, Florida…Weighing in at 274 Pounds… The Real Deal… JAY MACK…

(“Beautiful People” hits as Jay Mack makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Miami Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The eWa World Heavyweight Champion… THE ROCK…

(“Cookin” hits as The Rock makes his way towards the ring…)

Mark:Well this should be one hell of a match…

Rhino:It should be a Rocket Buster… A Slobberknocker… It should just be an all out war…

Mark:Four men who dont like each other… Ready to tear each other apart…

Rhino:I cant wait…

Mark:The Bell now sounds and this match is about to begin… Jay and Lone Jobber stare down one another…

Rhino:And of Course The Rock and Triple H look like they are about to go at it…

Mark:The Game and The Rock both throw the first punches to one another…

Rhino:Followed by Jobber and Jay… They are now going at it…

Mark:The Game sends The Rock in to the ropes… Big Knee to The Rock… And it sends him right out of the ring…

Rhino:The Game goes out after him now…

Mark:Lone Jobber takes control on Jay Mack… Jay Mack gets scooped up by Lone Jobber and slammed to the Canvas… Quick Standing Senton Bomb by Lone Jobber right on to Jay Mack… And a quick cover… 1……………..2…… Kickout by Jay Mack…

Rhino:On the Outside… The Rock just sent The Game in to the steel guard rail…

Mark:The Rock now comes back in the ring and Lone Jobber and The Rock now going at it… The Rock nailing Lone Jobber with right hands… Lone Jobber blocked one…

Rhino:Not to the delight of the crowd…

Mark:Lone Jobber grabs The Rock and hooks him for a snap suplex… Lone Jobber with a flipping leg drop… On The Rock and covers him now 1…………………2……………… Kick out by The Rock…

Rhino:The Game just pulled Jay Mack out of the ring as he was getting up and is nailing him with right hands…

Mark:Lone Jobber picks up and now drops the Rock with a dropkick… On The Outside Jay just nailed The Game with a low blow…

Rhino:Behind the refs back… Chyna just gave the jewels of Jay Mack a low blow…

Mark:I believe that was pay back eh Rhino…

Rhino:Yes I think so…

Mark:Right now Lone Jobber goes for a body slam on The Rock and sets him up near the turnbuckle…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is heading to the top rope…

Mark:The Game pushes him off The top rope… And Lone Jobber now hits the mat hard… The Game now hammering Lone Jobber with right hands… As he sends him in to the corner… Goes for a clothesline… Jobber puts his feet up…

Rhino:Bulldog by Jobber on Triple H…

Mark:Cover by Lone Jobber 1………………..2………… Kickout by Triple H…

Rhino:Jay Mack is back in the ring… And now he and The Rock battling it out…

Mark:Jay Mack scores with a DDT to the Peoples Champion… Covers him now 1……………2……. Kickout by The Rock…

Rhino:Jay Mack now turns around…

Mark:Right in to Lone Jobber… THE GIMMICK on Jay Mack… Cover 1………………….2………………..3……..

Pa Announcer:Jay Mack has been eliminated…

Rhino:Jay Mack is going to have to fight another day to become eWa World Champion…

Mark:Lone Jobber now… Picks up The Game and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Once again Lone Jobber is heading to the top rope…

Mark:Loen Jobber goes for the 450 Splash… He MISSES…

Rhino:The Game moved out of the way of that one…

Mark:Right now though The Rock is just nailing Triple H with right hands… Goes for the big right… Triple H ducks and sends The Rock over the top rope and to the floor…Triple H now with a kick to the gut of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Could be Pedigree time…

Mark:Yes it is… Big Time Pedigree by Triple H on to Lone Jobber… Cover by Triple H 1………………2…………3…..

Pa Announcer:Lone Jobber has been eliminated…

Rhino:Two men are left… The Rock and Triple H…

Mark:Triple H now goes to the outside and rolls The Rock back in to the ring… Triple H covers The Rock 1…………………..2…………….. The Rock kicks out…

Rhino:I knew he wasnt gonna get him there…

Mark:The Game now sends him in to the ropes… The Rock reverses… Spinebuster by The Rock…

Rhino:Both men are down…

Mark:That move took out all the energy The Rock had…

Rhino:The ref is up to seven…

Mark:The Game is back up… So is The Rock and now Triple H goes for a right hand… Blocked by The Rock… Rock nails The Game with one… Triple H tries again… Blocked and countered again… The Rock continues to hammer in on Triple H…

Rhino:The Smack is being laid down right now…

Mark:The Rock whips him in to the ropes… Samoan Drop by The Rock on Triple H… Along with a cover 1………………….2…………. Kickout By Triple H…

Rhino:The Rock stomping at Triple H now… Come On Rock… Pound in on Triple H…

Mark:The Rock is waiting for Triple H to get back up… ROCK BOTTOM… The Game is down…

Rhino:CHYNA… Chyna is in the ring now…

Mark:Chyna is in the face of The Rock… The Rock knocks Chyna down with a right hand…

Rhino:Lay the Smackdown on her candy ass Rock…

Mark:The Rock knocks Chyna over the top rope…

Rhino:Rock cover him now…

Mark:Cover by The Rock 1……………………2………………….. THE GAME KICKS OUT…

Rhino:Man that was close… Chyna has saved the day for Triple H…

Mark:The Rock setting him up again… Triple H firing back… With a couple of elbows… Triple H with a kick to the gut… Goes for the pedigree… Back Body Drop by The Rock…

Rhino:Come on Rocky… Finish him off…

Mark:Triple H is backing up… Low kick to the lower area by Triple H… And hooks him now… PEDIGREE…

Rhino:DAMN IT…

Mark:Triple H now with a cover 1……………..2…………………3………..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H…

Rhino:Damn It Damn It Damn It…

Mark:The eWa World Heavyweight Title is coming home to Degeneration X…

Rhino:What a match though…

Mark:The Game pulled it out at the end… It is a night of new champions… We are out of time… So long…

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