Beach Brawl 2002

Mark:Welcome to the Big Show everyone… Welcome to eWa Beach Brawl 2002… Live here in Daytona Beach Florida… For what should be tons of great action from the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…

Rhino:You know your right Mark… Tonight is going to be a hell of an evening…

Mark:Yeah we got a Flaming Tables Match for the eWa Undisputed World Championship… Between Blake Bennit and World Champion Psyko Boy William McConnell…

Rhino:Yeah plus a Submission Match up between Edge… Sting and the eWa Total Impact Champion… Purgatory…

Mark:And also an Inferno Match between the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and Beaver… Plus Triple H battles Vertigo in an Iron Man falls count anywhere match…

Rhino:This night is shaping up very well…

Mark:So lets now start it off… So lets get to the ring…

Kain Dynger vs Devin Ryder

Pa Announcer:Tonights opening match up is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… DEVIN RYDER…

(Devin Ryder’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… KAIN DYNGER…

(“Feel So Numb” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… Kain Dynger and Devin Ryder tie it up in the center of the ring… Devin Ryder pushes Kain backwards… Devin Ryder goes for a clothesline… But it is ducked by Kain Dynger who is nailing him with right hands…

Rhino:He just sent him back in to the ropes and nailed him with a flying crossbody…

Mark:Kain Dynger now mounting him and is nailing him with more right hands…

Rhino:Kain Dynger is taking it to Devin Ryder right now…

Mark:Kain Dynger scoops him up and drops him down with a shoulder breaker… Cover by Kain 1…………….2………….. Kickout by Devin Ryder…

Rhino:If I were Kain Dynger I would keep on him… Because he is close to taking this match up home…

Mark:Kain Dynger off the middle rope and he drops a leg drop to him… Another cover 1………………………2………….. Kickout again by Devin Ryder…

Rhino:Kain is calling for the end…

Mark:Danger Drop on to Devin Ryder… A cover by Kain Dynger… 1…………………2…………………….3…………….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KAIN DYNGER…

Rhino:An impressive debut by Kain Dynger…

Mark:Yeah I would say so… He really showed that he has got what it takes to make it big here in the eWa…

Rhino:I would totally agree with you…

Mark:Well its time for more action… So lets head back to the ring…

Chris Jericho vs Whiplash

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Winnipeg, Manitoba,Canada… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… Y2J… CHRIS JERICHO…

(“Break the Walls Down” hits as Y2J makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta, Ga… WHIPLASH…

(Whiplash’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… Y2J runs underneath a clothesline of Whiplash… And comes back off the rope with a bulldog Take down…

Rhino:Y2J hasnt been in an eWa in a few weeks… Now he wants to get all the frustration out right here and now…

Mark:Jericho putting the boots to Whiplash as he now picks him up and sends him in to the corner… And he charges in with a clothesline… And another Bulldog Takedown by Y2J…

Rhino:I like this kind of action from Chris Jericho…

Mark:Jericho hooks up Whiplash now… Double Powerbomb…

Rhino:If I were Chris I would have gone for the cover right there and then… But its not happening…

Mark:Jericho wants to make him tap out… And here comes the Walls of Jericho…

Rhino:Will Whiplash… Wait when will Whiplash tap out…

Mark:Walls of Jericho is on and Whiplash taps out…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… CHRIS JERICHO…

Rhino:An Impressive victory for Y2J Chris Jericho…

Mark:Yes it was… Im ready to see some more action… How bout you…

Rhino:Yeah Im Ready… So Lets go…

Last Man Standing Handicap Match
Omega vs Kevin Nash and Scott Hall

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Last Man Standing match… Introducing first… Weighing in at a total combined weight of 607 Pounds… Kevin Nash and Scott Hall… The Wolfpac…

(“wolfpac” hits as they make their way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponent from Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 411 Pounds… OMEGA…

(“Greatest of All Time” hits as Omega makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… Omega and Big Kevin Nash are face to face at the moment… Omega nailed him right in the face with a right hand…

Rhino:Scott Hall just threw the toothpick right in to the face of Omega…

Mark:Scott Hall throws a right hand to Omega…

Rhino:The Big Man just shrugged it off…

Mark:Scott Hall gets whipped in to the corner… Big Time Clothesline by Omega…

Rhino:Here comes Kevin Nash…

Mark:Omega steps out of the way of the big boot and Omega grabs Nash and nails him with a chokeslam…

Rhino:Man Nash has never been up that high before…

Mark:No he hasnt but now Omega has gone to the outside…

Rhino:What does this man have in mind…

Mark:He just threw in like three tables in to the ring…

Rhino:This is not looking good for The Wolfpac…

Mark:Omega sets them up… And now he grabs Kevin Nash and sets him up on the table… SWANTON BOMB BY OMEGA…

Rhino:What a move and he just crushed Kevin Nash…

Mark:The Ref is counting out Kevin Nash as Omega sets up the tables…

Rhino:He has a big old ladder now too in the ring…

Mark:Nash has been counted out so its only Omega and Scott Hall now left…

Rhino:I want to pitty Scott Hall… But I cant at the moment…

Mark:Scott Hall is set up… BIG TIME POWERBOMB… And He just drilled Scott Hall off the ladder and through the tables…

Rhino:Rest In Pieces Wolfpac… Because Omega just destroyed you…

Mark:The Ref is up to Eight… Nine… Ten…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… OMEGA…

Mark:You said it right Rhino… Rest in Pieces… For the Wolfpac…

Rhino:Yep… They need to be helped out of the ring now…

Mark:Well as they help them to the ring… We would like to inform you of our next event… Its called Blaze and Glory… Monday September 9th,2002… But now lets get back to the ring for more action…

Kane vs David Lasch

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Albany, Ny… Weighing in at 263 Pounds… DAVID LASCH…

(David Lasch Theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…

(“The Game” plays as Triple H makes his way to the ring…)

Rhino:The Game is out… Why is he out here now…

Mark:I have no idea… But he is attacking David Lasch… Knee Buster by The Game…

Rhino:He is just killing this guy…

Mark:Pedigree by The Game… And now he wants a Microphone…

HHH:VERTIGO… GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW… IM TIRED OF WAITING… LETS GO NOW…

(“Sober” hits over the PA System…)

Iron Man Falls Count Anywhere Match
Triple H vs Vertigo

Rhino:Where is Vertigo…

Mark:There he is… Out of the crowd… And Vertigo is behind Triple H…

Rhino:The Game doesnt see him at all…

Mark:Triple H turns around and gets nailed with a spinkick right to the face… As the bell now sounds…

Rhino:The clock for thirty minutes has now started…

Mark:Vertigo nails Triple H who just got back up with a right hand… Vertigo nails The Game again and he nails him with a dropkick…

Rhino:Triple H is rolling to the outside now…

Mark:The Game is on the outside trying to catch his breathe… Suicide plancha by Vertigo… And he nails The Game…

Rhino:Triple H is really not having his best match right now… As Vertigo is dominating Triple H…

Mark:The Game just got clothesline over the guardrail by Vertigo…

Rhino:The Game is walking through the crowd trying to get away from Vertigo who has come out a house of fire here in the early going…

Mark:Low Blow by Triple H as Vertigo was about to nail him with a right hand… Triple H just threw him right in to the door…

Rhino:The Game is trying to recover now…

Mark:And he just knee Vertigo right in to the gut…

Rhino:Triple H is dragging Vertigo right in to the backstage area now..

Mark:Triple H just threw him on to the table with all the food on it…

Rhino:Hey… That was my dinner he knocked over…

Mark:Im sure he cares about you Rhino…Triple H now grabs Vertigo drops him face first on to the table…The Game with a cover 1……………….2…………… Vertigo kicks out…

Rhino:There is about 20 minutes left in this matchup…

Mark:The Game with a chair… Vertigo drives his head right in to the gut of Triple H… Vertigo with the chair and he nails Triple H right in the face with it…

Rhino:Vertigo just fell on top of Triple H…

Mark:The ref counts 1………………………2…………………….. Triple H kicksout…

Rhino:Vertigo is charging Triple H…

Mark:Backbody drop by Triple H and Vertigo just went crashing threw a table…The Game covers him now 1…………………….2…………………..3………

Pa Announcer:Winner of the fall… TRIPLE H…

Mark:Triple H now is trying to plan out his next move…

Rhino:There is 15 Minutes left to go… And both men have really taken it to one another…

Mark:Triple H just threw Vertigo right in to the lockeroom door…

Rhino:Uh Oh… ITS LORD HUMONGOUS…

Mark:Triple H is backing away from the VP… Triple H grabs Vertigo out of there as Lord Humongous looks on…

Rhino:Triple H has got a broom stick…

Mark:Vertigo ducks and Triple H just nailed the VP in the back…

Rhino:The Game knew he just made a mistake…

Mark:Vertigo rolls up The Game… 1…………….2…………….3…………

Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall… Vertigo…

Rhino:Vertigo got the pinfall and we got ten minutes to go…

Mark:The Game nails Vertigo right in the gut… And is now draging him back towards the doors…

Rhino:Triple H just threw him right in to the wall…

Mark:And now throws him right in to what looks to be Rob Parks office…

Rhino:Looks like Rob had something plan for later tonight…

Mark:Triple H with a champange bottle and cracks it over the head of Vertigo…

Rhino:Vertigo is busted open…As we are down to five minutes…

Mark:Triple H grabs Vertigo and nails him with a knee buster…

Rhino:The Game is looking for something…

Mark:He has left the office and he is looking for something…

Rhino:Oh No… Hes got the sledgehammer…

Mark:Triple H takes a swing… And Vertigo ducks…Vertigo goes for a neckbreaker… The Game kicks him low…

Rhino:Triple H just threw him in to the door…

Mark:They are now outside and now fist fighting on the outside…

Rhino:There is about Two Minutes left and its tied One to one…

Mark:Vertigo kicks Triple H right in the gut…

Rhino:Hes going for a piledriver…

Mark:Triple H blocks…SlingShot right in to the tree… The Bloody Vertigo is now stagering…

Rhino:Here it comes… I think its Pedigree time…

Mark:Yes it Is… And The Game nails him with the pedigree on the cement… Heres a cover 1…………..2…………..3………..

Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall… TRIPLE H…

Rhino:There is about Thirty Seconds Left… But both men are dead tired…

Mark:They have worn each other out… And The Ref’s watch beeps and its over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… TRIPLE H…

Mark:They battled hard… But Triple H came out a winner…

Rhino:Yeah but Vertigo gave everything he had… And took alot from Triple H as well…

Mark:Well lets get back up to the ring…For more action…

eWa Total Impact Championship Triple Threat Submission Match
Purgatory(c) vs Sting vs Edge
WRITTEN BY:CUBANPETE520

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Triple Threat Submission Match… For the eWa Total Impact Championship Match… Introducing first… The Challengers… First… From Venice Beach,Ca… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… STING…

(“Sting” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… EDGE…

(“Never Gonna Stop” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their Opponent… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The eWa Total Impact Champion… PURGATORY…

(“N Pulse” hits as Purgatory makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go…

Rhino:Who ever is the first to make someone submit wins…

Mark:That is correct… And Edge just speared Sting…

Rhino:That just took Sting out for now…

Mark:Edge gets right in the face of Purgatory… Purgatory is just laughing and Edge begins to laugh as well…

Rhino:What in the hell are they laughing at…

Mark:Purgatory just kicks him right in the gut and nailed him with a flipping neckbreaker…

Rhino:What Ups By Purgatory…

Mark:Purgatory grabs Edge’s leg and drops his knee right on it…

Rhino:Looks like Purgatory wants to be an actual wrestler…

Mark:Sting is up and is nailing Purgatory with right hands… The Stinger nails Purgatory and sends him in to the ropes… Reversal by Purgatory and he nails the Stinger with a backbody drop…

Rhino:That sent him over the top rope and to the floor…

Mark:The Stinger is out of it for now… And Edge just tried to clipped the leg of Purgatory… But Purgatory moved out of the way from it…

Rhino:Smart move by Purgatory…

Mark:Purgatory now grabs Edge and throws him shoulder first right in to the steel ring post… Purgatory now grabs Edge’s arm and locks it in the Armbar Submission…

Rhino:Stretching out the arm like that is very painful…

Mark:Edge gets to the ropes now… Now Purgatory grabs his arm and drops his leg right down on the arm of Edge…

Rhino:He is really working hard on that left arm of Edge…

Mark:Purgatory now with a hammerlock on Edge and he slams him down to the canvas… And a quick leg drop by the Total Impact Champion…

Rhino:The Stinger is starting to move on the floor now…

Mark:Edge needs to start something now… But right now he cant do anything…

Rhino:Purgatory is dragging him near the corner… And Purgatory is up on the top rope…

Mark:Jumping ArmBreaker by Purgatory and it has taken him down…

Rhino:He is in some pain at the moment…

Mark:Some… I think it would be a lot…

Rhino:Purgatory has him tied up in the corner now…

Mark:Sting is in the ring… Stinger Splash but Purgatory moved and he nailed Edge’s shoulder that was caught in the corner…HAPPY PLACE ON STING… By Purgatory…

Rhino:That has taken Sting out of this match up for good… Hopefully…

Mark:Purgatory has the crossface chickenwing locked on to Edge…

Rhino:How long will Edge hang on… I remember Bret Hart lasted Over 7 minutes in it before he tapped out in 1994 to Bob Backland…

Mark:Purgatory has it locked in real good… Edge Taps…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PURGATORY…

Rhino:Purgatory made him tap to the crossface chicken wing after doing damage to the shoulder…

Mark:Yeah… Its now time for the eWa X Championship Inferno Match

eWa X Championship Inferno Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Beaver

Pa Announcer:This next match is an Inferno Match and it is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Beaverville, Oh…Weighing in at 245 Pounds… BEAVER…

(“Just Another Victim” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The eWa X Champion… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“boy toy” hits as Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… Michaels and Beaver lock up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:One man will be set on fire…

Mark:You can bet on that…

Rhino:You know I will…

Mark:Beaver nails Michaels with a thumb to the eye… And sends him off in to the ropes… And a back body drop…

Rhino:Did you see those flames come up… As Michaels hit the mat hard…

Mark:Beaver now sends Michaels in to the ropes… Reversal by Michaels who now nails Beaver with a back body drop…

Rhino:Beaver is backing up in to the corner…

Mark:Michaels charges in but Beaver puts his foot up and catches Michaels right in the jaw… More right hands by Beaver… And Michaels is in the ropes…

Rhino:The Heat from the flames can really wear you down because of how hot it is in the ring… And being near the ropes is not very good…

Mark:Michaels kicks him in the gut and nails him with a clothesline… Michaels now sends him in to the corner… And nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:Michaels is now on the middle rope…

Mark:Double Axe Handle by HBK on to Beaver and HBK is now putting the boots to him…

Rhino:HBK is trying take control of this match up…

Mark:Michaels now scoops him up… Beaver slides out… And nails Michaels with a double underhook DDT…

Rhino:Beaver was going to go for a pin but he has to set HBK On Fire…

Mark:Beaver now whips HBK in to the ropes… Dropkick and down goes HBK…

Rhino:Beaver is building momentum…

Mark:Beaver now on the top rope… Flying Clothesline and down goes HBK…

Rhino:This is no Beavers Match to win…

Mark:Beaver is waiting for him to get up…

Rhino:It could be time for the Beaver Dam…

Mark:Michaels is up… No… Michaels slides out… Beaver goes for a clothesline… Michaels ducks… Goes for the kick…

Rhino:Beaver caught the kick…

Mark:Michaels gets spun around… He is up again… Rake to the eye by HBK… SWEET CHIN MUSIC…

Rhino:Beavers arm landed near the fire…

Mark:Beaver is on fire… ITS OVER…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa X Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:What a match… But Michaels is able to retain the gold…

Mark:Beaver gave it his all… But it wasnt enough tonight… Lets get back to the ring…

eWa Television Title Falls Count Anywhere Match
Nuclear Bomb(c) vs Lone Jobber

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Falls Count Anywhere Match and it is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first…The Challenger… From the Slaughter House… Weighing in at 198 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…

(“Jobber” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Bonfield, Il… Weighing in at 290 pounds… The eWa Television Champion… NUCLEAR BOMB…

(“Nuclear Strikes” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark: And here we go everyone, this match is underway…

Rhino: Nuclear Bomb starts the match out aggressive as he runs straight at Lone Jobber, and throws him into the corner

Mark: Man, Nuclear Bomb continues to pummel Jobbs with right and left hands…Nuclear Bomb is looking to take control early…

Rhino: Nuclear Bomb turns around and poses for the crowd, but wait, Jobbs is getting up

Mark: Big Mistake by Nuclear Bomb…He Turns Around…Big Right Hands to the face of the surprised Nuclear Bomb…

Rhino: And that’s why you never turn your back this early in a match…

Mark: Lone Jobber takes Nuclear Bomb and throws him right out of the ring!!…

Rhino: Looks like Lone Jobber is gaining the upper hand slowly….

Mark: Lone Jobber climbs out of the ring, grabs Nuclear Bomb by the head and slowly picks him up….OW LOW BLOW BY NUCLEAR BOMB!….NOW HOW CHEAP IS THAT!….

Rhino: Falls count anywhere…and lets not forget were in the eWa….it can happen…

Mark: Lone Jobber paces around as Nuclear Bomb hops to his feet…Nuclear Bomb takes Lone Jobber and throws his head right into the ring post…

Rhino: Man!….Did you hear that impact!….

Mark: Nuclear Bomb picks Jobbs up off the ground and begins to drag him over to the announce table…

Rhino: Oh man this does not look good…

Mark: Nuclear Bomb picks up Lone Jobber setting him up into a suplex….WHAT…LONE JOBBER REVERSES AND SUPLEXES NUCLEAR BOMB RIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! OH MY GOD!….

Rhino: Only can be seen right here in the ewa folks…

Mark: Both men laying on the ground in desperate need of a breath or two…

Rhino: Too bad this isnt a last man standing match…

Mark: Lone Jobbers turns over and puts an arm over Nuclear bomb…..1……2……NUCLEAR BOMB KICKS OUT AFTER THAT HUGE TABLE HE WENT THROUGH….WHAT STRENGTH…

Rhino: I have a feeling we could be here a long night

Mark: Finally Jobber begins to get up and picks up Nuclear Bomb along with him…he brings him around the ring….OOO THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS…

Rhino: WOAH DID I JUST HEAR THUNDER?!? IT SURE SOUNDED LIKE IT!…

Mark: Lone Jobber picks up Nuclear Bomb once again and now drags him over to the steel ramp!…Whats gonna happen now…

Rhino: I’ll tell ya whats gonna happen…alotta pain is gonna happen…

Mark: Lone Jobber DDTS NUCLEAR BOMB RIGHT ON THE STEEL ENTRANCE RAMP…OH MY GOD THAT HAD TO HURT….LONE JOBBER PINS NUCLEAR BOMB….1……..2…….BOMB KICKS OUT…HE KICKED OUT!!! HOWD HE DO THAT!!!…

Rhino: The guy doesnt want to lose his belt!…

Mark: Lone Jobber gets up, walks over to the ring and grabs a steel chair from underneath….he walks back over to Nuclear Bomb…..THE BOMB JUMPS UP AND GIVES A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF JOBBER….BOTH MEN FLY TO THE GROUND…BOMB GETS AN ARM ON JOBBER……1…….2……HE KICKED OUT!!….HOW IN THE WORLD!….

Rhino: Wow…now that’s impressive…

Mark: Bomb stands up and grabs his head in frustration, picks up lone jobber who is fighting back…and continues to give hands left and right to the face of nuclear bomb…

Rhino: Both men want to win this match!…

Mark: BOTH MEN CONTINUE TO FIGHT WITH HAND TO HAND COMBAT AND THEY’RE NOW BOTH ON THE STAGE!…

Rhino: I wonder whos gonna take the biggest bump of the two…

Mark: Lone Jobber with a russian leg sweep on Nuclear Bomb….

Rhino: Wow, right on that steel too…

Mark: Jobbs picks up Nuclear Bomb and walks over to the edge of the stage, where below are a bunch of stage equipment….

Rhino: NO….NOOOOO

Mark: LONE JOBBER GIMMICKS NUCLEAR BOMB RIGHT OFF THE STAGE….OH MY GOD WHAT PAIN NUCLEAR BOMB IS GOING THROUGH….JOBBS ROLLS ONTO NUCLEAR BOMB!!…1……2……..3…..ITS OVER…ITS OVER!!!…

PA Announcer: Winner of this match and NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION…LONE JOBBER!!!

Mark: What a hell of a match that was…

Rhino: AND THERES STILL SO MUCH TO COME!! LETS KEEP IT GOING!!…

eWa World Title Flaming Tables Match
William McConnell vs Blake Bennit
WRITTEN BY:THEROCKTBB316

Pa Announcer: THE NEXT MATCH IS A FLAMING BARBED WIRE TABLES MATCH…AND IS FOR THE EWA UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP…. INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER…FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA…WEIGHING IN AT 234 POUNDS…BLAKE “SEXY BOY” BENNIT…

(“Sexy Boy” Hits as Blake Bennit makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM EVANSVILLE, INDIANA…WEIGHING IN AT 256 POUNDS…HE IS THE EWA UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…WILLIAM “PSYKO BOY” MCCONNELL…

(“One Of A Kind” hits as William McConnell makes his way to the ring)

Mark:(bell rings)And here we go…Psyko and Bennit staring each other down…Bennit into the ropes…Psyko with a Big Boot…Bennit on his back…

Rhino: Bennit back up…they lock eyes once again…Bennit swings…Psy blocks…Psy fires back with rights…a few lefts…some kicks to the shin and stomach areas…PIN-WHEEL…

Mark: Nice Roundhouse/Back leg sweep by Psyko Boy…Psy into the ropes…rolling Leg Drop…He picks Bennit up…Bennit into the ropes…Hoosier Sidekick…

Rhino: Psyko really showing he can use those furious feet…Psy show-boating…thats a mistake…Bennit into the ropes…Bennit from behind…PSY WITH A LEAP FROG…Bennit into the ropes…DROPKICK By Psyko…

Mark: Psy is bringing it all…Bennit pulling himself up in the corner…Psy charges…Bennit moves…Psy into the corner…Psy comes stumbling out…Bennit off the ropes…Bennit nails a bulldog…

Rhino: Bennit got that small rest he needed…Bennit with a few rights to Psy…bennit sends Psy into the ropes…Psy ducks the clothesline…SUPERKICK by Psyko…

Mark: Psy has just been dominating…Psyko slides to the outside among the many tables surrounding the ring…

Rhino: Each table wrapped with Barbed Wire by our Vice President…Purgatory…

Mark: Psy moves one of the tables…Bennits up in the ring…Bennit off the ropes…Bennit flips over the ropes…POWERBOMB…Psy caught bennit just right and powerbombed him through one of those tables…

Rhino: And the match is Still on because the table wasn’t on fire…A unique stipulation added by our Undisputed Champion…

Mark: Quite Unique…Psy folds the legs of anotehr table up…he slides it in the ring…Psy looks at Bennit…Psyko perhces himself up on the ring barrier…Bennits up…Single Leg Dropkick…Dead On Target…nailing Bennits Chin…

Rhino: Psy slides bennit into the ring…Bennit getting to his feet…Psy in the ring…Psy measuring him up…Hard Kick to the gut…He puts him under and hooks the arms…RATINGS DROP…

Mark: Psy looks at the corner…he runs up the turnbuckle…DRAGON SENTON…And Bennit is not moving…

Rhino: Psy lifts the table…hes setting it up in the corner…He head to the outside again…why is he coming over here?? Oh…The Lighter Fluid…What…I got nothing…No I don’t smoke…GO ask the PA Announcer…

Mark: Psy has the lighter now…Psy into the ring…hes spraying down the table…Bennits up…hes into the ropes…Psy sees it…

Rhino: SWEET SHIN MUSIC…

Mark: Sweet Shin Music??

Rhino: A Superkick to the shin…And he named it that…Psy throws Bennit into the corner…Hes whips him towards the table…BENNIT REVERSES….but Psy counters be sliding…Bennit charges….Psy with a back body drop…Bennit into ANOTHER table… Mark: But the match continues…Psy looks frustrated…He picks up Bennit…lifts him up…PSYKO-BOMB…Hes making sure Bennit don’t get up…Psy back to the outside…he grabs another table….he slides it in the ring….

Rhino: The Tables Up…Hes walking over to Bennit…bannit barely to his knees…Psy calling for something…SEXY BOY KICK…Bennit Nails Psy In The Chin With The Sexy Boy Kick…How’d He Manage It!?

Mark: I don’t know…but It took whatever he had left….both men down…But Bennit…crawling towards the turnbuckle…he gets to his feet…hes slowly ascending to the top…

Rhino: Psy with the Kick Up…He spots Bennit…Hes hurries over…Bennit almost to the top…Psy jumsp next to him…on the actual rope…Single Leg Dropkick…Bennit falls off the turnbuckle…and goes through another table….

Mark: Can he go through any more?? Psy jumsp to the top turnbuckle…he points at Bennit….10 POINT SPLASH….Psy hits that splash from the turnbuckle to the floor…

Rhino: Psy grabs the lighter fluid….he sprays it over the table…hes got the lighter…The Tables On Fire…He just needs to put Bennit through it…He grabs Bennit…he drags him to the ring apron…He props Bennit up on the ropes…

Mark: Psy into the ring…hes flies off the ropes…DIAMOND DUST FROM TEH APRON TO TEH TABLE…ITS OVER…(Bell rings)

Pa Announcer: YOUR WINNER AND STILL EWA UNDISPUTED CHAMPION…WILLIAM MCCONNELL….

Rhino: The Champ retains…but hes in some pain at the moment…

Mark: Wait…Theres The Lone Jobber From The crowd…Psy Slowly getting to his feet…he turns around and almost jumps outta his skin…

Rhino: Psy and Jobber…staring at each other…Psy slowly walking away as Jobber talks trash…

Mark: What a night…DON’T MISS THE NEXT EWA EVENT!!

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