Tuesday Night Carnage 10-22-02
Mark:Welcome everyone to eWa Tuesday Night Carnage… Live from St. Louis, Missouri… We are presenting many huge matches here tonight…
Rhino:Oh Yeah we do…
Mark:Our main event is a match for eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… Between The Game Triple H and the challenger Nuclear Bomb…
Rhino:But thats not the match I want to see…
Mark:And what match is that Rhino…
Rhino:The return TLC Total Impact Championship Match… Between Purgatory and Jay Mack…
Mark:That should be a hell of a match…
Rhino:Yes it should… The Inferno was good… This should be better…
Mark:We also have Beaver challenging 911 for the eWa Television Championship… Edge battles William McConnell inside the Steel Cage… And also a Triple Threat eWa X Championship Match… Between Vertigo… Subway and The Ultimate Warrior… But lets head to the ring for the opening match up…
Lone Jobber vs Kain Dynger
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening match is set for one fall… Introducing first from the Slaughter House… Weighing in at 198 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… LONE JOBBER…
(“Halo/DX Remix” plays as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Detroit, Mi… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… KAIN DYNGER…
(“Nuclear Blast” hits as he makes his way out to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Kain and Lone Jobber tie up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:I am expecting some fast pace action in this one…
Mark:Kain whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… And comes off with a flying headscissors take down on Lone Jobber… Jobber is back up on his feet and he gets nailed with with a dropkick from Kain Dynger…
Rhino:Kain is really puttin a hurtin on Jobber here in the early going…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up in the corner… And he puts his boot up as Kain came charging in… Lone Jobber with boots now to the gut of Kain Dynger as he sends him in to the corner… Vertical suplex by Lone Jobber and a cover 1………………..2……. Kickout by Kain Dynger…
Rhino:Now that the pace has slown down Lone Jobber takes over his style of match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber now has him up and looks to hit a running powerslam… No… Kain countered as he wraped his legs around the neck of Lone Jobber and takes him down with a headscissors…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just got nailed with a big clothesline from Kain Dynger…
Mark:Roll up by Kain Dynger 1……………………2…………. Kickout by Lone Jobber… Kain whips him in to the corner now and sets him up on the top rope…
Rhino:What is he going to do from up there…
Mark:Frankensteiner from the top rope and he connects on Lone Jobber… Another cover by Kain Dynger 1………………..2…………………… Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:That was a close call for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on his feet… Kain has him hooked… DYNGER DROP…
Rhino:Thats his finishing move…
Mark:Cover on Lone Jobber 1……………..2………….3…….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KAIN DYNGER…
Rhino:Kain Dynger pulls out another impressive win… Over new DX Member Lone Jobber…
Mark:This is not going to sit well in the DX Camp…
Rhino:Is this a sign of things to come…
Mark:Who knows… We got more action so lets head back to the ring…
Steel Cage Match
Edge vs William McConnell
Pa Announcer:This next match is a steel cage match… Introducing first… From Toronto Ontario Canada… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… EDGE…
(“Never gonna stop” hits as he enters the Steel Cage)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, In… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… PSYKO BOY… WILLIAM McCONNELL…
(“Party Hard/DX Remix” hits in the arena)
Mark:Where is PYB?
Rhino:I dont know I was just about to ask you that one myself… Cause you wouldnt think he would miss this match would you…
Mark:Edge is starting to get cocky…
Rhino:What happened to the lights…
Mark:I dont know but the arena has just gone dark… There they are… They are back on…
Rhino:And William McConnell is standing right behind Edge now…
Mark:Edge has no idea hes there… He thinks the fans are cheering for him…
Rhino:He should just turn around and find out for himself…
Mark:PYB drops him bag and spins Edge around… PYB with forearm shots to Edge… As he sends him in to the ropes… And nails him with a back body drop… PYB grabs Edge and throws him in to the steel cage…
Rhino:William McConnell is really taking it to Edge…
Mark:PYB grabs him and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Edge is back up to his feet…
Mark:Single Leg Dropkick by PYB right to the jaw of Edge… PYB is just standing over Edge thinking of his next move… And now he picks him up and kicks him in the guy… Hooiser Kick… By PYB… Who decides now to cover Edge 1………………2……….. Kickout by Edge…
Rhino:What is in the bag PYB brought in to the ring…
Mark:I dont know… But now PYB grabs Edge… Edge with a shot to the gut… And nails PYB with a DDT…
Rhino:Edge is now trying to catch his breath…
Mark:Edge scoops up PYB and slams him to the canvas… As he is now waiting for PYB to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:I think he is looking for the spear…
Mark:PYB leap frogs the Spear attempt and Edge goes head first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:PYB is going in to the bag he brought out…
Mark:Hes got a pair of handcuffs…
Rhino:What is he going to do with them…
Mark:Psyko Kick right now to Edge… As he now is standing him up near the cage…
Rhino:PYB just handcuffed Edge to the steel cage… What is he going to do to him now…
Mark:Looks like anything he wants to…
Rhino:Hes got a singapore cane now…
Mark:PYB with a brutal shot right to the gut of Edge… PYB with another brutal shot again to Edge…
Rhino:William is getting ready for what looks to be one more brutal shot…
Mark:He nails Edge right in the head with the singapore cane… And another one… Busting Edge open…
Rhino:What now…
Mark:PYB is leaving the cage through the door as the ref calls for the bell…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM MCCONNELL…
Rhino:PYB got his revenge… And then exited the cage which is in the rules…
Mark:He got his revenge on Edge and now they are helping Edge out of the handcuffs and to the back… We got more action… So lets head to the ring… For our Television Title match…
eWa Television Championship Match
911(c) vs Beaver
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Beaverville, Oh… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… BEAVER…
(“Just another victim” hits as he makes his way out to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, In… Weighing in at 250 Pounds… The eWa Television Champion… 911…
(911’s theme hits as me makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well here we go… Beaver starts this match off with right hands to 911… Beaver whips 911 in to the ropes… And nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:The former eWa Undisputed World Champion is taking it to 911 here in the early going…
Mark:Beaver hooks him and nails him with a snap suplex… As he now floats over in to a cover on 911……1………………….2……..911 kicks out…
Rhino:Hes got to wear down 911 a lot more to win this match…
Mark:Beaver now has him set for a piledriver… No countered by 911 and he back body dropped him… Beaver is back up on his feet and 911 nails him with a clothesline… Beaver is back up and he gets nailed with a spin kick from 911…
Rhino:911 is taking control… As a champion should…
Mark:911 has him set up… Powerbomb on to Beaver…
Rhino:That was a big time move by 911…
Mark:911 covers Beaver 1………………..2………………….Kickout Beaver at 2 and a half…
Rhino:That was almost the end of this match…
Mark:911 now sends Beaver in to the corner…And connects with a clothesline…
Rhino:911 sets Beaver up on the top rope…
Mark:Yea but 911 is taking too much time to do something to him after he put him up on the turnbuckle…
Rhino:911 is setting up for a superplex…
Mark:Beaver counters him…As he now has him on his shoulder…
Rhino:He has him a firemans carry position… What does he have planned…
Mark:I think I know…
Rhino:What…
Mark:BEAVER DAM off the top rope…
Rhino:What a move by Beaver…
Mark:This could be it… A cover by Beaver on 911..1……………….2………….. NO… 911 got his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Man that was so close… As it took everything out of both men did that move…
Mark:Beaver now whips 911 in to the ropes… Reversal by 911… Who goes for a clothesline on Beaver…
Rhino:Beaver ducks it… And has him hooked…
Mark:Another BEAVER DAM… On 911…
Rhino:This could be it…
Mark:A cover by Beaver on 911… 1……………………..2………………………..3……….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Television Champion… BEAVER…
Rhino:The former Undisputed Champion picks up Television Championship gold tonight…
Mark:Yeah it was a hell of a match… We got more… So lets head to the ring…
eWa X Championship Triple Threat Elimination Match
Vertigo(c) vs Subway vs Ultimate Warrior
Pa Announcer:This next match is an elimination match… And is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first the Challengers… First from Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR…
(Warrior’s theme hits as he makes his way out to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 200 Pounds…SUBWAY…
(“Hits from the bong” plays as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 175 Pounds… The eWa X Champion… VERTIGO…
(“Sober” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well the bell sounds and this match is underway… Vertigo ties up with Subway…
Rhino:Yeah as Ultimate Warrior looks on…
Mark:Vertigo backs Subway in to the ropes… And slaps Subway right on the chest… Vertigo now whips Subway in to the other side… And Subway ducks a clothesline and comes back off with a flying cross body on the X Champion…
Rhino:Warrior just spun Subway around now…
Mark:Warrior picks up Subway and drops him with a big press slam…
Rhino:The Ultimate Warrior showing his strength and power there with that move…
Mark:Vertigo now from behind on the Ultimate Warrior with a clothesline… Vertigo now working on the Ultimate Warrior in the corner…
Rhino:Meanwhile Subway is regaining himself in the right side corner…
Mark:Vertigo whips The Ultimate Warrior in to the corner… And he sent him in hard…
Rhino:Vertigo slams him down to the canvas… And is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Top Rope Corkscrew Plancha… By Vertigo and he nails The Ultimate Warrior as he got up…
Rhino:Subway charges at Vertigo now…
Mark:Vertigo trips him up with a leg trip and he lands on to The Ultimate Warrior…
Rhino:Subway is back up…
Mark:Vertigo just sent him to the outside… The Ultimate Warrior stagers back to his feet… LIGER BOMB… A Cover by Vertigo…1………………2…………………3……..
Pa Announcer:The Ultimate Warrior has been eliminated…
Rhino:This leaves Vertigo and Subway to battle it out for the X Championship…
Mark:Vertigo goes to the outside and now sends Subway in to the steel steps… But is reversed by Subway and Vertigo goes crashing in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Subway sends Vertigo back in to the ring…
Mark:Subway hooks him and nails him with a spike piledriver… A cover by Subway 1……………….2…………. Kickout by Vertigo… Now Subway with forearm shots as he moves him back in to the corner…
Rhino:Subway sets him up on the top rope…
Mark:Frankensteiner… No blocked by Vertigo who counters in to a top rope powerbomb…
Rhino:Both men are hurt on the canvas right now… As that took a lot out of both men…
Mark:Yes it sure did…
Rhino:Vertigo is starting to move…
Mark:Vertigo gets his hand over Subway 1…………………….2………………3.NO… He kicks out at almost three that was a close one…
Rhino:Oh Man that was so close…
Mark:Vertigo now picks him up… And nails him with a couple of kicks to the midsection… As he now whips him in to the ropes… Vertigo ducks his head… Subway stops and nails him with a DDT…
Rhino:He saw it coming and he counters the move…
Mark:A Cover by Subway 1…………………2…………….Kickout by Vertigo… Subway is saying its going to be over now…
Rhino:Looks like he is setting up for the tornado clothesline…
Mark:Subway charges in… No he ducks… LIGHTS OUT… Vertigo has lights out locked in…
Rhino:He has it locked in well on Subway…
Mark:His verision of the Dragon Sleeper is locked in now… And the ref is raising the hands of Subway… It has dropped twice… And now it drops again…
Rhino:He has put him to sleep…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… AND STILL eWa X Champion… VERTIGO…
Rhino:Great match… But Vertigo was able to put Subway to sleep…
Mark:Well its time for Tables Ladders and Chairs…
Rhino:OH MY…
eWa Total Impact Championship TLC Match
Purgatory(c) vs Jay Mack
Pa Announcer:This next match is for the eWa Total Impact Championship… And is a TABLES LADDERS ANC CHAIRS MATCH… Introducing first the challenger… From Miami, Fl… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Real Deal… JAY MACK…
(“Never Again” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The eWa Total Impact Champion… PURGATORY…
(“N Pulse” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Well this a return match from our last Pay Per View as it end in a no contest… Of where they ended up…
Rhino:Yeah the object was to burn one another… Not Fall through a scaffold…
Mark:The trash talking has begun… As Jay just slapped the taste out of the mouth of Purgatory… Purgatory fakes a right hand… And kicks him in the little macks… If it were…
Rhino:He kicked him in the balls…
Mark:Yes he kicked him in the balls… As he now nails him with a swinging neck breaker… The Total Impact Champion now lifts him up and puts him on his shoulder… And is charging to the corner…
Rhino:Looks like he is going to snake eye him…
Mark:And he drops him right on to the middle turnbuckle… And now drives his shoulder right on to the mid section of Jay Mack… And now he now ties up the real deal in the tree of woe…
Rhino:Purgatory is going to the outside…And he is bringing in a steel chair…
Mark:Purgatory lays the chair out in front of the face of Jay Mack… And he goes for a baseball slide…
Rhino:Jay grabs the chairs and pulls himself up…
Mark:And Purgatory just goes sliding in right to the ring post…
Rhino:Ohh not good…
Mark:Jay now gets off the turnbuckle… And now has the steel chair and cracks it across the back of the champion…
Rhino:Purgatory really felt that shot…
Mark:Jay now grabs him and slams him right on to the steel chair… And heads to the middle rope… And nails him with a elbow drop…
Rhino:He drilled the point of the elbow right to the head of Purgatory…
Mark:Jay sets the chair up… And he now drop toe holds Purgatory face first on to the steel chair…
Rhino:Jay is rolling to the outside and he has brought a table in and also a ladder…
Mark:He has something planned now… As he grabs the Ladder… And drives it right in to the midsection of Purgatory… He drills it again…
Rhino:Each shot takes the win out of Purgatory…
Mark:It is going to effect him now and for the entire match… As now he sets the ladder up in to the corner… Jay now though is setting him up for some sort of powerbomb…
Rhino:No he wouldnt powerbomb him in to the ladder…
Mark:No… Lowblow by Purgatory… And now he has him set up… Slingshot right in to the ladder… And he nails him with a big clothesline does Purgatory…
Rhino:He caught him with that shot… And now Purgatory is setting up the ladder…
Mark:Purgatory is bringing a chair up with him… Jay is now climbing up the other side of the ladder…
Rhino:We are headed for a brawl on the ladder…
Mark:Jay nails him with right hands… Purgatory slides the chair through the rungs and nails him right in the gut…
Rhino:That brought him down a rung or two…
Mark:Purgatory now with a big chair shot and he knocks him off the ladder…
Rhino:Purgatory now just has to climb up a couple of more rungs… To get his belt…
Mark:Purgatory with the chair… And he jumps off the ladder and drives the chair right to the head of Jay Mack…
Rhino:That is going to leave his bell ringing…
Mark:The table is being set up by Purgatory now…And Jay is laid out on the table…
Rhino:Purgatory is climbing up the ladder now…
Mark:Senton Bomb… MISSED… As Jay rolls out of the way and Purgatory now goes crashing through the table…
Rhino:Jay is hurt though…
Mark:Jay is slowly climbing up the ladder…
Rhino:Its taken him awhile… And its given Purgatory time to recover himself…
Mark:Purgatory low blows Jay… As Jay had hold of the gold… POWERBOMB…Off the ladder…
Rhino:Jay is out…
Mark:Purgatory is climbing up for the gold… And he grabs it… This match is over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Total Impact Champion… PURGATORY…
Rhino:Purgatory survives this back and forth battle…
Mark:He is still the Total Impact Champion… But who will be the one to end his reign…Something is happening in the back…
Rhino:ITS DRAGON…
Mark:Dragon is here tonight… And officials are trying to seperate him and someone…
Rhino:Beaver…He got in the face of Beaver and looks like they are trying to break them a part…
Mark:Yeah… There is Prodigy trying to calm down his partner…
Rhino:The eWa Tag Team Champions are back…
Mark:And we are now ready for our main event…
eWa Undisputed World Championship Match
Triple H(c) vs Nuclear Bomb
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall… And is for the eWa Undisputed World Championship… Introducing first the challenger… Weighing in at 290 pounds… NUCLEAR BOMB…
(“Nuclear Blast” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Undisputed World Champion… The Game TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go…Nuclear Bomb isnt wasting anytime as he went right after Triple H and is pounding in with right hands to the game…
Rhino:The right hands are backing him up in to the ropes…
Mark:The Game wants a break… And he nails a cheap shot to Nuclear Bomb… And now is nailing him with a couple of right hands… As he sends him to the ropes… And nails him with a running knee…
Rhino:The Game pull out a classic heel trick and is taking over of the match…
Mark:Triple H scoops up Nuclear Bomb and slams him down to the canvas…Triple H drops the knee right to Nuclear Bomb… And the Game goes for a quick cover 1……………..2……… Kickout by Nuclear Bomb…
Rhino:Nuclear Bomb is back up on his feet…
Mark:Triple H goes for a hip toss… Blocked by Nuclear Bomb and he nails him with a hip toss of his own… Triple H gets back up on his feet… And gets nailed with another one…The Game gets back up and Nuclear Bomb nails him witha clothesline…
Rhino:He almost took the games Head off…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb goes for a cover 1………….2……. Kickout by The Game… Nuclear Bomb sets him up… Powerbomb.. And he drove him in to the mat… Another cover by Nuclear Bomb 1……………………2………………… Another kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:Nuclear Bomb goes behind Triple H now…
Mark:And he nails him with a belly to back suplex on the eWa Undisputed World Champion… And he goes for another cover 1…………………2…………… Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:If Nuclear Bomb wants to win… Hes gotta stay on him…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb is hooking up Triple H and nails him with a vertical suplex… And now grabs him and hooks him for a snap suplex… And he goes for another cover 1……….2……………Kickout again…
Rhino:I would cover him again…
Mark:But he doesnt as he is now sending him in to the corner… He has Triple H set up… Superplex by Nuclear Bomb…
Rhino:Cover him…
Mark:Cover 1…………………………2…………………. NO… Triple H kicks out… Nuclear Bomb cant believe it…
Rhino:Its getting closer and closer each time…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb is setting him up for a brainbuster… Triple H slides out… And he nails him with a neckbreaker…
Rhino:Man if Triple H didnt hit amove soon it would have been over in only a few moments…
Mark:Triple H now with right hands to Nuclear Bomb and sends him in to the ropes and nails him with a high knee… As he is now changing the pace of the match up… Triple H hooks him and nails him with a piledriver…
Rhino:The Champ is taking control of a match that almost was over…
Mark:The Game now is in control… And now nails him with a knee buster…
Rhino:Triple H is saying its over now…
Mark:Triple H goes for the Pedigree… No… Back Body drop by Nuclear Bomb…
Rhino:Nuclear Bomb still has some fight left in him…
Mark:Nuclear Bomb now has Triple H… For a Powerbomb… He connects… And another…
Rhino:NUCLEAR ATTACK…
Mark:Here comes the third… No… Triple H rolls over him… And Nuclear Bomb turns around… And Triple H nails him in the gut… PEDIGREE… Cover 1…………………2……………..3……..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Undisputed World Champion… TRIPLE H…
Rhino:The Game barely survived this match up…
Mark:But he did and he has kept his Undisputed World Championship…
Rhino:Man that was as good match…
Mark:It sure was… HALLOWEEN HELLRAISER is our next event… So we will see on you on HALLOWEEN… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE…
(Promo for Halloween Hellraiser airs… Screen then fades to black)
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