May-Hem 2002

Mark:Welcome everyone to Mo-Town… Here in Detroit, Michigan…Welcome to the Joe Louis Arena… As the eWa Presents MAY-HEM… Live tonight… With the sold out crowd here tonight… Along side with Rhino… We have a great show tonight…

Rhino:Yes we do… Yes indeed we do…

Mark:Tonight the World Heavyweight Championship is on the line as Jay Mack defends against Chris Jericho and against Rob Van Dam…

Rhino:Will Jay Mack be able to hold on to his title…

Mark:That is something we will find out tonight… Also Justin Credible battles Dragon in a last man standing match up for the Television Title… Omega challenges Prodigy… And more tonight…

Rhino:Im ready to go right now…

Mark:I am to… So lets head in to the ring for the opening match up…

Loser Leaves eWa Match
D-Dawg vs Demon Child

Pa Announcer:Tonights opening match is set for one fall… This match is a loser leaves the eWa Match… Introducing first… From San Francisco, Ca… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… D-DAWG…

(D-Dawg’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Kennewick, Wa… Weighing in at 189 pounds… DEMON CHILD…

(Demon’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… Demon Child and D-Dawg lock up in the center of the ring… D-Dawg puts Demon Child in a side headlock… Demon Child pushes D-Dawg in to the ropes… And Demon Child takes down D-Dawg with a shoulder block…

Rhino:D-Dawg’s head bounced off the canvas…

Mark:Demon Child now scoops up D-Dawg and slams him down to the canvas… Quick cover by Demon 1……….2……….. Kickout by D-Dawg… Demon Child drops a quick elbow to D-Dawg and covers him again… 1………………2………… Kickout by D-Dawg…

Rhino:Demon Child wants to keep his career here in the eWa… If he loses… We know no one else will pick him up…

Mark:Your right on that one…Anyhow Demon Child now hooks up D-Dawg and nails him with a piledriver… Cover 1……………………2………… Kickout…

Rhino:Demon Child is getting frustrated now… And thats not a good thing for him…

Mark:But it is for D-Dawg… D-Dawg slaps Demon Child in the face… Demon slaps back and now goes behind D-Dawg… DEMON DROP by Demon Child…

Rhino:Its over now…

Mark:Cover by Demon Child 1…………..2………….3…….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD…

Rhino:The Career of D-Dawg is over here in the eWa…

Mark:Yes it is… But now… We have to move on from it… As we now head back to the ring for more action…

eWa Championship Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Goldberg

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and it is for the eWa CHAMPIONSHIP… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 273 pounds… GOLDBERG…

(“Da-Man” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From the Slaughter House… Weighing in at 198 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…

(Jobber’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Rhino:Got a question for you Mark…

Mark:Whats that…

Rhino:Will the streak continue tonight…

Mark:Goldberg hopes so… As he and Lone Jobber stare each other down right now… Jobber strikes Goldberg first with a right hand…

Rhino:That just fired up Goldberg right there… As it looks like Smoke is coming off the head of Goldberg Mark…

Mark:Well Goldberg chargers in and runs down Lone Jobber with a big clothesline… Lone Jobber back up…

Rhino:Your right he is back up… In the air that is…

Mark:Goldberg is pressing him over his head right now… Goldberg slams him down off the press… Goldberg with the cover 1………………2………… Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Goldberg is showing off his power right now…

Mark:Goldberg lifts him back up in the air… Lone Jobber gets out of it though… And now rolls up Goldberg… Cover 1……………….2…………. Goldberg kicks out…

Rhino:That was a close one…

Mark:Goes for a clothesline does Goldberg… Lone Jobber ducks and spins him around for a DDT… Lone Jobber with a flipping leg drop on Goldberg… And a cover 1…………………………2…………. Kickout by Bill Goldberg…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is taking control of this match up…

Mark:Lone Jobber sets him up… Piledriver by Lone Jobber on Da Man… Cover 1………….2………… Kickout by Goldberg…

Rhino:Goldberg got right back up…

Mark:Lone Jobber is backing up in to the corner… Goldberg goes for a spear…

Rhino:HE MISSED… Lone Jobber moved…

Mark:Goldberg turns around… THE GIMMICK ON GOLDBERG… Cover 1…………………..2……………3…..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER…

Rhino:Jobber puts the first “L” in the record of Goldberg…

Mark:Well its time for more action… Lets get to the ring…

“Extreme Icon” JRB vs Tommy Dreamer

Pa Announcer:This is next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From New York City… Weighing in at 254 Pounds…The Extreme Icon… JRB…

(JRB’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His Opponent…

(“Click Click Boom” hits as Jay Mack makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Jay Mack is telling JRB to bring it…

Rhino:And looks like he is gonna bring it…

Mark:JRB charges at him… Jay Mack ducks a nails him with a straight right hand… A few more by The Real Deal…

Rhino:What is he going to do now…

Mark:The Real Deal scoops him up… REAL DEAL DRIVER by Jay Mack…

Rhino:He laid his ass out in the middle of the ring…

Jay:Now by the power vested in me…By the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… I pronounced that you are FIRED… SO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RING…

Rhino:Jay lays the law down…

Mark:Yes he has… He is showing who the boss is… As they carry him to the back… Lets get to the ring for more action…

Winner gets a shot at any title
Triple H vs Sabu

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 246 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game… TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” hits as he walks to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Bombay, Mi… Weighing in at 222 pounds… SABU…

(Sabu’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… The Game and Sabu lock up in the center of the ring… The Game takes the power advantage… And is backing him up in to the ropes…

Rhino:The ref breaks them up…

Mark:The Game nails him cheaply in the face with a right hand…

Rhino:That is a cheap move…Used by the best in the business…

Mark:The Game now takes him and sends him off in to the ropes… The Game nails Sabu with a big high knee… The Game with a cover 1…………..2………. Sabu kicks out…

Rhino:The Game wants this win badly Mark…

Mark:Triple H now sends him off in to the corner… Triple H charges in…

Rhino:Sabu nails him right in the face…

Mark:Sabu with a bulldog take down on the game… Sabu off the ropes… Springboard moonsault by Sabu…

Rhino:He could have The Game done now…

Mark:Cover by Sabu 1……………………2……….. Kickout by The Game…

Rhino:Sabu is now on the apron of the ring… What is he going to do…

Mark:Sabu leaps off the rope and nails The Game with a leg drop… Another cover by Sabu… 1……………..2………… Kickout by The Game again…

Rhino:Just keep workin on him Sabu… You will keep him down…

Mark:Sabu now picks up the Game… The Game rolls him up with a small package… 1……………..2……. Sabu kicks out… Sabu goes for a quick clothesline… Ducked by The Game…

Rhino:Big Knee by Triple H again… And that took Sabu’s head off…

Mark:The Game now has him up in the corner and is now stomping away at Sabu…

Rhino:Sabu is set up on the top rope by Triple H…

Mark:Superplex by Triple H… And he now goes for the cover 1…………………2………. And Sabu kicks out…

Rhino:The Game says he has it now…

Mark:Sabu is slowly back up on his feet… The Game nails him in the gut… PEDIGREE…

Rhino:Damn its over…

Mark:Cover by Triple H 1…………………..2……………..3………

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… TRIPLE H…

Rhino:The Game has a shot at any title he chooses Mark…

Mark:But which one…

HHH:Right now… Im laying this out… WHO EVER IS THE WORLD CHAMPION… YOUR ASS BELONGS TO ME… IM COMING BACK FOR MY BELT…

Rhino:The World Belt is what he wants… Now time will tell if he gets it…

Mark:Well lets get back to the ring for more action…

Lance Storm vs Jeremy Mack vs Edge

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Triple Threat Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From New York City…Weighing in at 255 Pounds… JEREMY MACK…

(Jeremy’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… LANCE STORM…

(“Serious” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Rhino:PYB… IS HERE…

Mark:William McConnell is here… Lance Storm charges at him… PSYKO KICK and down goes Lance Storm…

Rhino:The Psyko Boy is making an impact tonight…

Mark:Jeremy Mack charges at The Psyko Boy… PSYKO STUNNER by William McConnell…

Rhino:As fast as he came in to the ring… He has now left the ring…

Mark:The Man known once as Psycronic… Has now turned in to the Psyko Boy… What else can happen now… Lets get back to the squared circle…

eWa X Championship Match
Prodigy(c) vs Omega

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… And it is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Parts Unknown, weighing in at 411 Pounds… OMEGA…

(“If I should die before I wake” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dallas, Texas… Weighing in at 374 Pounds… One Half of the eWa Tag Team Champions and a Member of the Triad… The eWa X Champion… PRODIGY…

(Prodigy’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Well this should be mighty interesting…

Rhino:Height and Weight go to Omega… Which is uncommon for Prodigy… Mainly in the weight department…

Mark:The eWa X Champion… Has to dodge Omega as much as he can… Omega goes in for the attack on Prodigy… Prodigy dodges out of the way of the first attempted attack by Omega…

Rhino:He has just gotta keep moving…

Mark:Omega comes back and goes for a big clothesline… That has been now ducked by Prodigy…

Rhino:Prodigy is a big man and is just moving out of the way of Omega…

Mark:Omega now fakes an attack…

Rhino:He got Prodigy to bite…

Mark:Omega now grabs him and just pulls him down to the canvas… Omega drops the big leg on to the eWa X Champion… Omega now drops another huge leg drop on him… And covers him 1…………….2…… Prodigy is able to kick out…

Rhino:Omega fooled him… And is now taking control of this match up…

Mark:Omega now sends him off in to the ropes… Omega goes for the big boot… Prodigy ducks under it… And nails him with a straight right hand… And another one by Prodigy…

Rhino:Prodigy is trying to build momentum to get him off his feet…

Mark:Prodigy nails him with a clothesline… And it only shook the big man…

Rhino:Needs more than that…

Mark:Prodigy now comes off the ropes… Goes for the clothesline… Side step by Omega… And he nails him with a side walk slam…

Rhino:Big time counter move by Omega there…

Mark:Omega now picks up the eWa X Champion and sends him hard in to the ropes… Prodigy gets his feet up as Omega charged in to him… BELLY TO BELLY on Omega by Prodigy…

Rhino:Big Time move to get him off of his feet…

Mark:Big Splash by Prodigy… Cover on Omega… 1………………..2……………. Omega kicks out…

Rhino:Prodigy is starting to get his grove together now…

Mark:Prodigy drops a huge leg on Omega… With another cover 1…………………….2…………………..3…NO… His foot was on the rope…

Rhino:Prodigy heard 3… But it is not to be…

Mark:Omega is back up now… As Prodigy has been aruging with the ref…

Rhino:Dont turn around Prodigy…

Mark:He does though… And Omega nails him with a big chokeslam…

Rhino:This could be the end right now for Prodigy…

Mark:Cover by Omega 1……………….2…………………. Prodigy kicks out…

Rhino:So close for being over…

Mark:Omega signalling for the end now… SCREWDRIVER in the Middle of the ring by Omega…

Rhino:He is not done though…

Mark:Omega is on the top rope… SWANTON BOMB on Prodigy… Now he covers him…

Rhino:Its over… Plain and Simple…

Mark:Cover 1………………….2………………..3…….

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa X Champion… OMEGA…

Rhino:Prodigy gave it his all… But it just wasnt enough…

Mark:No it wasnt… But now Omega has some gold to take home with him… Well lets find out who will be the last man standing in our next match…

eWa Television Championship Last Man Standing Match
Justin Credible(c) vs Dragon

Pa Announcer:This next match is a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH… And it is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Denver, Colorado… Weighing in at 333 Pounds…One Half of the eWa Tag Team Champions…Also a member of the Triad… DRAGON…

(Dragon’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Ozone Park, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Television Champion… JUSTIN CREDIBLE…

(“Snap your fingers, Snap your neck” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Remember the way to win is to knock your opponent down and out for 10 seconds…

Rhino:Yep so we can only have one winner… And thats the last man standing…

Mark:Justin Credible and Dragon tie up… Dragon pushes Justin Credible back down to the canvas…

Rhino:He didnt take to kind to that did Justin…

Mark:Dragon now goes after him with a clothesline and he does connect on to Justin Credible… Dragon goes for a big leg drop… Justin Credible rolls out of the way…

Rhino:He rolled right out of the ring…

Mark:Justin Credible throwing a couple of chairs in the ring…

Rhino:Trying to distract Dragon…

Mark:Justin Credible rolls back in to the ring… Justin Credible goes right for the knee of Dragon and does connect with a drop kick…

Rhino:Dragon walked right in to it…

Mark:Justin Credible grabs a steel chair that he threw in to the ring… Swings for the knee of Dragon and takes him off of his feet…

Rhino:Justin is yelling for the ref to count him out…

Mark:But no go by the offical… As Dragon is not knocked out…

Rhino:Smart call there…

Mark:Justin Credible swings at his head… But Dragon kicks him right in the fact…

Rhino:Justin did not like that one…

Mark:Dragon back up and now picks up Justin Credible and nails him with a running powerslam…

Rhino:Shades of the late British Bulldog…

Mark:Dragon now picks him up again… And drops him face first on to the top turnbuckle… Justin Credible turns around… And gets nailed with a standing side kick…

Rhino:He went down hard did Justin Credible…

Mark:The Ref begins his count now…

Rhino:Hes up to 7… 8…

Mark:Justin Credible pulls himself back up in the corner… BIG SPLASH by DRAGON…

Rhino:Hes gotta be hurting right now…

Mark:Dragon picks him up… BOILING POINT BY DRAGON…

Rhino:Justin Credible is out…

Mark:The Ref is now in the middle of his count… 8….9….10… ITS OVER…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Television Champion… DRAGON…

Rhino:One tag champ loses one… The other wins one…

Mark:Main Event time… So lets head straight to the ring…

eWa World Championship Match
Jay Mack(c) vs Chris Jericho vs Rob Van Dam

(“The Game” plays as Triple H makes his way out to the announce table)

Rhino:What in the hell are you doing out here…

HHH:Just watching to see who I will face at the next event…

Mark:Well lets go to the PA Announcer for the introductions…

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event… Is a Triple Threat Match for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First from Battle Creek, Mi… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… ROB VAN DAM…

(“Walk” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Winnipeg, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… Y2J… CHRIS JERICHO…

(“Jericho” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 274 Pounds… The eWa Vice President… Representing the Triad… The eWa World Champion… The Real Deal… JAY MACK…

(“Click Click Boom” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Well Hunter its time to find out who you will be facing…

HHH:All three men are great wrestlers Mark… Especially…. Mr. Pay Per View himself… ROB VAN DAM…

Rhino:Of course… Since he is a member of DX…

Mark:Well anyhow… Jay Mack goes right after Chris Jericho with a right hand… Jay pulls back again for another… RVD kicks his arm backwards…

Rhino:Thats gotta hurt…

Mark:And now RVD nails Jay with a couple of forearms… Jay gets sent in to the ropes by RVD… Who nails him now with a spin heel kick…

Rhino:Jericho just took down RVD from behind…

HHH:RVD kept his back to Jericho… And Jericho made him pay…

Mark:Well now Jericho sends RVD in to the corner and is chopping away at the chest of RVD…

Rhino:Jay is now back up on his feet…

Mark:And Jay goes to Jericho… Jericho blocks the right hand of Jay Mack and nails him with one of his own… Followed by a couple of chops…

Rhino:RVD is up on the top rope…

Mark:And he nails both men with a dropkick… And takes both men down with one move…

HHH:See why RVD is Mr. Pay Per View…

Rhino:Now are you willing to face RVD if he happens to win…

HHH:I told you my goal… And well it all benefits Degeneration X… If he wins… Then well… My goal may change…

Mark:Well mean while RVD nails Jay Mack with a spinning leg drop… And a cover 1…………………2……… Kickout by Jay Mack… Chris Jericho now spins RVD around… Kick to the gut… POWERBOMB by Jericho…

Rhino:He is setting him up again…

Mark:Double Powerbomb by Y2J… Cover 1………………….2…………… Jay Mack breaks it up with a dropkick…

Rhino:Jay just threw RVD outside of the ring…

Mark:Well Jay Mack now scoops up Y2J and snake eyes him in the corner… Backslide by the World Champ 1………………..2…………… Kickout by Y2J… Jay Mack now hooks him for a pulling piledriver and he connects 1………………….2……………….. Y2J barely kicks out…

HHH:See I could have just face Jay Mack… But no… Y2J is able to kick out…

Mark:Jay Mack picks him up for looks to be a running powerslam… Jericho slides out… Rolls him up 1…………………2………………… Kickout by Jay Mack… Jay goes for a clothesline… Jericho ducks… Bulldog take down by Jericho…

Rhino:LIONSAULT by JERICHO…

Mark:Cover by Y2J… 1…………………2……FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH…

Rhino:Jericho moved as he saw it coming…

Mark:Jay is hurt… Cover by RVD now… 1………………………2………….. Jericho pulls him off and throws him outside the ring…

Rhino:So close…

HHH:Jericho is wasting time with the crowd now… Its gonna cost him…

Mark:Jay Mack back up… Jericho turns around and is caught with right hands… Big time shots by Jay Mack… Jay shoots him in to the ropes… Reversal by Y2J… Goes for a flying forearm… Ducked by Jay Mack…

Rhino:Big mistake by Y2J…

Mark:Jericho back up… REAL DEAL DRIVER in the center of the ring… Cover 1…………………2……………3……..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa World Champion… JAY MACK…

Rhino:Looks like Jay Mack and you Hunter will battle it out…

HHH:Looks like it Rhino…

Mark:Well we are out of time… So long everyone…