Sabotage 2002 (03-24-02)
Mark:Welcome everyone to the city of Brotherly Love… Welcome to Philadelphia, Pa… Welcome to eWa SABOTAGE… Hello once again… I am Mark… Alongside… Is the man who loves coming to Philly for the cheese steaks… RHINO…
Rhino:That is my favorite part of the trip… The food…
Mark:But tonight… We got great action for you… Tonight we will see Jeff Jarrett defended his eWa World Title against the Franchise Shane Douglas… In what should be a very intense match up…
Rhino:I believe it will be Mark…
Mark:Also tonight for one night only… Scott Hall steps back in to the persona of Razor Ramon… To battle Shawn Michaels in a ladder match for the eWa Television Title…
Rhino:Classic all the way with that one Mark… I hope that the Bad Guy… Gets rid of H-B-K…
Mark:Plus a lot more… Including Nash vs Triple H… And something unusual… Lone Jobber and Jay Mack team up against Rob Van Dam and Justin Credible… And tons more… So lets get to the ring… To start this show off…
Shadow vs Dan Hollywood
Pa Announcer:The opening Sabotage Match… Is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… Representing the EBW… SHADOW…
(Shadow’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent… From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in at 229 Pounds… DAN HOLLYWOOD…
(Dan’s theme hits as he makes his way out towards the ring…)
Mark:This should be a intense match up… Both men right now lock up in the center of the ring… Dan applies a side headlock to Shadow…. Shadow now elbows Dan in to the gut… And pushes him off in to the ropes… Diving Headbutt by Shadow in to the gut of Dan Hollywood…
Rhino:Strange move there by Shadow…
Mark:Shadow now has Dan set up and nails him with a Jaw Breaker… Followed by a dropkick…
Rhino:Nice series of moves done by Shadow…
Mark:Shadow goes for a cover 1………..2……… Kickout by Dan Hollywood… Dan back up on his feet… Gets sent in for the ride… Ducks the clothesline… Shadow turns around and gets nailed with a Belly to Belly Suplex… Goes for a cover 1…………..2……… Shadow kicks out…
Rhino:The belly to belly changed the direction of this match up… Lets see if Dan can continue in this direction…
Mark:Dan now picks him up and nails him with a body press slam… Dan now sends him off in to the ropes… Picks him up again…
Rhino:Looks like he is going to drop him right down again…
Mark:Rake to the eyes by Shadow… Shadow slides down… Goes behind Dan… Dan goes behind him… German Suplex with a bridge… Cover 1……………2…………….3…….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DAN HOLLYWOOD…
Rhino:Dan has gotten back on the winning track here in the eWa… With a win over Shadow…
Mark:Well the Tag Team Titles are on the line now… So lets head to the ring…
eWa Tag Team Title Match
Dragon & Prodigy vs Brothers of Destruction
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Weighing in at 640 Pounds… KANE & THE UNDERTAKER…
(“BOD” hits as they make their way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at 707 Pounds… The eWa Tag Team Champions… DRAGON & PRODIGY…
(D&P’s theme hits as they make their way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Dragon and Kane start things out in the ring… Dragon delivering right hands to the Big Red Machine… Dragon backing Kane up in to the ropes… Dragon sends him in to the ropes… Reversal by Kane who nails Dragon with a boot…
Rhino:Dragon is still on his feet from the boot… Usually that takes everyone down…
Mark:But not tonight… Kane now goes for a clothesline… Countered by Dragon who nails him with a belly to belly suplex…
Rhino:Thats over 300 Pounds crashing down on Kane… Who is also 300 Pounds plus… So he should know what it feels like…
Mark:Dragon with a leg drop and a cover 1……………..2………. Undertaker pulls Dragon off of Kane…
Rhino:Dragon tags in Prodigy now…
Mark:Dragon sends Kane in to the corner… Dragon gets whipped in to the corner by Prodigy and Dragon splashes Kane in the corner and so does Prodigy… Cover by Prodigy now 1……………….2……………….. The Undertaker breaks it up again…
Rhino:Man… My ribs would be crushed after that move…
Mark:Prodigy now picks up Kane and nails him with a sitdown powerbomb with a pin… 1……………….2…………..The Undertaker breaks it up again…
Rhino:The Deadman really wants to get in to this match up… He knows his career is on the line here in the eWa…
Mark:Dragon taged back in and now nails Kane with a chokeslam… Cover 1……………….2……….. Taker breaks it up again…
Rhino:Prodigy now in going after the Undertaker… Prodigy shoves The Undertaker out of the ring…
Mark:Dragon just set Kane up on the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:Prodigy climbs up from the other side…
Mark:PRODICAL SUN BY PRODIGY… Dragon now pulls him to the center… FIRE BALL by DRAGON… The Ref Stops this match…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winners and STILL eWa Tag Team Champions… DRAGON & PRODIGY…
Rhino:What a win for the tag champs…
Mark:Lets send it back down to the ring for more action…
Loser(s) Leaves eWa Match
X-Pac vs William Regal
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is a LOSER LEAVES eWa MATCH… Introducing first… From Blackpool England… WILLIAM REGAL…
(“Regal” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 212 Pounds… X-PAC…
(“X-Factor” hits as X-Pac enters… Followed by “If I die before I should wake” as Omega storms out to the ring…)
Mark:Well Omega looks in the mood to kick some ass…
Rhino:And leave some names…
Mark:Omega grabs X-Pac before he gets in to the ring… And Drops him straight down on to the steel guard rail…Omega picks him up now… POWERBOMB by OMEGA on the floor…
Rhino:X-Pac is down and out… At the moment…
Mark:Omega now slides in to the ring and goes after Regal… Regal tries to get his brass knuckles… Omega grabs his arm and lifts him up in a body press…
Rhino:Regal is to high in the air for my liking…
Mark:Omega presses him over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:The Ref has counted up to 8 now… 9 and 10… X-Pac and Regal have lost… They are FIRED…
Mark:The SWO is out… Jay Hart, Billy Kidman and Test are out now…
Rhino:Its a Three on One attack…
Mark:Omega is fighting all three men off now… Omega grabs Billy Kidman by the neck and sends him down to the canvas with a chokeslam…
Rhino:Did you hear the impact of the chokeslam…
Mark:Test and Omega now going at it… Omega gets sent in to for the ride in to the ropes… Omega pulls him back and nails him with a big boot… Omega grabs Test now and nails him with the Screwdriver…
Rhino:Two members of the SWO are down…
Mark:Jay Hart now running away scared… Omega grabs him and chokeslams him down to the canvas… SHARPSHOOTER by Omega on Jay Hart… Jay Hart Taps out… As quick as he could…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner OMEGA…
Rhino:Omega did his job… And that is kick some ass… And he did it his style…
Mark:Well its now time for the eWa X Championship to be on the line now…
Trademark Belt on a Poll
eWa X Championship Match
Steve Austin(c) vs Tazz
Pa Announcer:This next match is a Trademark Belt on a Poll Match for the eWa X Championship… The way to win is by grabbing your Trademark belt and then the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From The Red Hook Section of Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… TAZZ…
(“Survive” hits as Tazz makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… The eWa X Champion… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…
(“Glass Shatters” hits as Stone Cold makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Stone Cold and Tazz face to face… Austin hammering in on Tazz with Right hands… Tazz trying to fight back on to Stone Cold…
Rhino:The fist fight is going on now…
Mark:Stone Cold now back in control and sends Tazz in to the ropes… Lou Thez Press by Stone Cold on to Tazz… Along with fists of fury by Stone Cold…
Rhino:Stone Cold is in control of this match up…
Mark:Stone Cold comes off the ropes… Elbow drop by Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Rhino:Tazz is not looking to good right now…
Mark:Stone Cold picks up Tazz and nails him with a spinebuster…
Rhino:The Rattlesnake is climbing up to get the Smoking Skull Belt…
Mark:Stone Cold grabs his belt… Tazz is nailing Stone Cold now as he came down off the turnbuckle with forearms… Stone Cold dropped the belt as he gets sent in to the ropes… Austin ducks… Grabs the Belt… And nails Tazz with the belt…
Rhino:He took Tazz’s head off with that shot…
Mark:Stone Cold now putting the boots to Tazz while he is down… Austin now with the belt… Delivers a shot to the back of the head of the Thug from Brooklyn…
Rhino:Stone Cold is waiting for Tazz to get up…
Mark:Tazz slowly back up to his feet… STUNNER… STONE COLD STUNNER…
Rhino:Tazz is out…
Mark:Stone Cold is climbing up and he now has got the eWa X Championship… We have a winner…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still eWa X Champion… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…
Rhino:Stone Cold kicked Tazz’s ass from top to bottom tonight…
Mark:Well time is a wasting… Lets get back down to the ring… For a good One on One Match…
D-Dogg vs “Extreme Icon” JRB
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From New York, City… Weighing in at 254 Pounds… The Extreme Icon JRB…
(Extreme’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Francisco, Ca… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… D-DOGG…
(D-Dogg’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… The Extreme Icon starting to work on D-Dogg… The Extreme Icon grabs D-Dogg and slams him down to the canvas… The Extreme Icon sends him in to the ropes and nails D-Dogg with a powerslam…
Rhino:The Extreme Icon has set out to take control of this match up…
Mark:Cover by The Extreme Icon… 1…………..2………. Kickout by D-Dogg… The Extreme Icon scoops up D-Dogg and hits a fallaway slam… Another cover 1………..2……. Kickout…
Rhino:The Extreme Icon just drilled D-Dogg with a Brain Buster…
Mark:That move laid him out…
Rhino:Hes heading to the top rope…
Mark:Frog Splash by The Extreme Icon… Doesnt go for a cover though…
Rhino:That could be a bad move on his part…
Mark:The Extreme Icon picks him up and delivers a spinebuster…
Rhino:Hes calling for the end right now…
Mark:The Extreme Icon JRB hooks him… JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB… Cover 1…………..2………..3….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner The Extreme Icon… JRB…
Rhino:Impressive showing by the Extreme Icon… JRB…
Mark:Well its time for our Triple Threat Match… Lets get to the ring…
Winner gets a shot at any Title
The Rock vs Chris Benoit vs Road Dogg
Pa Announcer:This next match is a Triple Threat Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first…… Weighing in at 236 Pounds… ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES…
(“Oh You didnt know” as he makes makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Edmonton Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 220 pounds… Representing the nWo…CHRIS BENOIT…
(“Crippler” hits as Chris Benoit makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Miami, Flordia, Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK…
(“Cookin” hits as The Rock makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… The Rock and Chris Benoit staring down at one another…
Rhino:Why Road Dogg is standing and watching…
Mark:The Rock now stares down Road Dogg… The Rock goes after Kurt Angle… From behind though Chris Benoit hooked the Peoples Champion with a german suplex…
Rhino:Nice move by Benoit…
Mark:Benoit now is going after Road Dogg… Dogg and Benoit trading off right hands… Benoit with a chop to the chest of Road Dogg… Benoit is backing up Road Dogg in to the corner…Road Dogg firing back with right hands… Benoit ducks and German Suplex’s Road Dogg…
Rhino:Benoit is the master of that move…
Mark:The Rock back up and is now nailing Benoit with right hands… Benoit shoots The Rock in to the ropes though and drives a knee in to the gut of the Rock… Benoit hammering in with boots… Benoit grabs The Rock’s Leg…
Rhino:The Rock just pushed him off in to the ropes…
Mark:Spinebuster on Benoit…
Rhino:Here it comes… Time for the Most Electrfying move in Sports Entertainment Today…
Mark:No… Road Dogg is back up… Road Dogg nailing The Rock with left jabs…
Rhino:Shake Rattle and Roll time…
Mark:The Rock ducks the left… Right hands by The Rock… The Rock sends Road Dogg in to the ropes… Samoan Drop by The Rock…
Rhino:Benoit is back up…
Mark:The Rock turns around… Crippler Crossface…
Rhino:Is the Rock gonna tap out…
Mark:The Road Dogg breaks it up…
Rhino:I think The Rock was gonna tap there…
Mark:Road Dogg now stomping away at Benoit… Benoit goes behind Road Dogg… German Suplex… And another and another…
Rhino:Benoit is going up to the top rope…
Mark:Diving Headbutt on to The Road Dogg… The Rock spins Benoit around… ROCK BOTTOM… Cover 1…………………..2……………….3…….
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK…
Rhino:The Rock use the opportunity and took advantage…
Rock:FINALLY THE ROCK IS GETTING A SHOT AT THE eWa WORLD TITLE… IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN…
Mark:Well as The Rock heads to the back… We are getting ready for more action… Hold on a second we have been told that our cameras have found something… Lets take a look..
Rhino:ITS KANE…And Well thats a door that says Extreme Impact…
Mark:Kane is looking at the door and now walks it…
Kane:You wanted to see me?
Rhino:What in the hell is up with that…
Mark:Who knows… Lets get back to the ring…
eWa Championship Match
Branding Iron Match
Psycronic vs Demon Child vs Kurt Angle
Pa Announcer:This next match is a Triple Threat Branding Iron Match and is for the eWa Championship… The rules are simple… After the Fall… The winner gets to brand their opponent with their initials… Introducing first the challengers… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… KURT ANGLE…
(“Medal” hits as Kurt Angle leaves the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Kennewick,Wa… Weighing in at 189 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(Demon’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 256 Pounds… The eWa Champion… A member of the EBW… PSYCRONIC…
(“Psyko Boy” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Psyko and Demon Child dont go after Kurt Angle… But just go after one another…
Rhino:And our olympic hero can take advantage any time he wants to…
Mark:Psycronic with a kick to the gut of Demon Child and nails him with a flipping neckbreaker and a quick cover 1……………2………….. Kick out by Demon Child…
Rhino:I liked that move Psycronic pulled off in the opening of this match…
Mark:Pyscronic now with right hands to Demon Child… Psycronic sends him off in to the ropes and Kurt Angle from behind on Psycronic nails him with a clothesline… Angle goes for a cover 1……………….2………………… Kick out by Psycronic…
Rhino:That was close there and I told you he could pick his time to strike…
Mark:Psycronic now is being double teamed by Kurt Angle and Demon Child and they nail the eWa Champion with a double suplex… Demon Child covers him 1………………2………. Kurt Angle breaks it up…
Rhino:Something is going to happen there…
Mark:Angle and Demon Child battling it out with right hands right now… DDT by Demon Child and he now covers Angle 1……………….2………….. And Psycronic breaks it up with a dropkick to Demon Child…
Rhino:Psycronic just threw Kurt Angle over the top rope and to the floor…
Mark:Psycronic sends Demon Child in to the Ropes… PSYKO STUNNER on Demon Child…
Rhino:That could knock Demon Child out for good…
Mark:Psycronic heads to the top rope… 10.0 Frog Splash on to Demon Child…
Rhino:Its got to be over now…
Mark:Heres the cover 1…………….2……………….3………..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Champion… PSYCRONIC…
Rhino:Well its time for Psycronic to Brand Demon Child…
Mark:Psycronic has the branding Iron Ready… He pulls down Demons Pants… And he brands him with the letters PYB and EBW…
Rhino:Man Demon Child is going to remember this night for the rest of his life… Thanks to Psycronic…
Mark:Well a unusual Tag Team Match is up next… So lets get to the ring…
Rob Van Dam & Justin Credible vs Jay Mack & Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… At a Total Combined weight of 473 Pounds… LONE JOBBER & JAY MACK…
(Jays theme hits and he walks to the ring followed by Lone Jobbers theme as he enters the ring…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponents… Weighing in tonight at 461 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Team of JUSTIN CREDIBLE & ROB VAN DAM…
(“Walk/DX Remix” hits as they enter the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Justin Credible and Lone Jobber will be starting out on this one… Lone Jobber looking over Justin Credible as now Justin Credible slaps him in the face…
Rhino:Thats a sign of disrespect dont you think…
Mark:Anyhow… Lone Jobber and Justin Credible tie it up now… Justin now breaks it with a couple of right jabs… Followed by sending him off in to the ropes and nailing him with a back body drop…
Rhino:Jobber got good height in the air right there…
Mark:Justin Credible scoops him up and slams him to the canvas… Quick Leg Drop by Justin Credible and he quickly goes for a cover 1…………….2………… Kickout…
Rhino:He thought he could catch him off guard with the cover… And it almost worked…
Mark:Anyhow Justin Credible sends him in to the DX Corner…
Rhino:Tag to RVD now…
Mark:RVD now giving kicks right to the gut of Lone Jobber and nails him with a spin kick right to the face…
Rhino:RVD’s feet are deadly…
Mark:RVD now sends him off in to the ropes and goes for a monkey flip… Blocked by Lone Jobber who nails RVD with a headbutt…
Rhino:Thats gotta hurt…
Mark:Lone Jobber tags in the returning Jay Mack…
Rhino:ITS DEMON CHILDS BITCH… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
Mark:Good One Rhino… Anyhow Jay Mack hooks up RVD and nails him with a piledriver and a cover 1……………….2…….. Kickout by RVD… Jay Mack picks up RVD and sends him in to the ropes… Reversal by RVD and he nails Jay Mack with a spin kick…
Rhino:RVD tags in Justin Credible now…
Mark:Justin Credible with right hands to Jay Mack… Justin is just drilling him back in to the corner… Shoulders now by Justin Credible…
Rhino:Justin Tags in RVD…
Mark:Justin sets up Jay Mack for a superplex and connects… FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH by RVD on to Jay Mack… Cover 1…………………….2…………….. Lone Jobber is there to break it up…
Rhino:That was a close one right there…
Mark:RVD sets up… ROLLING THUNDER by RVD… Cover again 1……………………………2……………. Jobber breaks it up again…
Rhino:Getting closer and closer everytime…
Mark:Justin Credible gets the tag and nails Jay Mack with a superkick… Cover 1………………………..2………… Jobber breaks it up one more time…
Rhino:Lone Jobber wants to get in to this match up badly…
Mark:Justin Credible hooks Jay Mack… THATS INCREDIBLE… Cover 1……………….2……………..3….
Rhino:Lone Jobber didnt attempt to make the save this time… Its over now…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winners ROB VAN DAM & JUSTIN CREDIBLE…
Rhino:Well I guess RVD and Justin Credible wont be Rob Park’s Bitches for at least the time being…
Mark:Well our next match is going to be something intense… When The nWo and Degeneration X are involved…
Triple H vs Kevin Nash
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 330 Pounds… Representing the nWo… Big Sexy… KEVIN NASH…
(“nWo” Hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 262 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” hits as Triple H makes is way down to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… The Game and Kevin Nash about to lock horns now…
Rhino:This should be pretty interesting…
Mark:Here we go… Triple H and Kevin Nash trading right hands back and forth… Triple H hammering away right in to Kevin Nash… Triple H using the right hands and is backing him up in to the ropes… Nash gets sent in… Triple H ducks his head…
Rhino:Nash sees it…
Mark:Nash going for the powerbomb… He has him up… Triple H slides out and nails Kevin Nash with a clothesline… Nash is down now and Triple H is over on top of him and is nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:The Game is turning this match in to a brawl…
Mark:Triple H putting the boots to Kevin Nash… Triple H grabs the left leg of Kevin Nash and drives hard down on to his knee… And again he drives his weight to the knee of Kevin Nash…
Rhino:It seems like the Games focus is to take out the wheels of Kevin Nash…
Mark:Triple H now dragging Nash over to the ropes and now he drops all of his weight on to the knee of Kevin Nash…
Rhino:See what I mean…
Mark:Triple H now has the figure four leg lock on Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is in pain and he is showing the signs now…
Mark:Kevin Nash gets to the ropes… Triple H is not giving up on the knee as he drives down with an elbow to the knee of Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Triple H is dragging him back in to the center of the ring now…
Mark:Spinning Toe Hold by Triple H… Nash pushes Out… And Triple H went right in to the turnbuckle… Clothesline by Kevin Nash…
Rhino:The Tide is turning now…
Mark:Nash picks him up and slams him down with a side walk slam…
Rhino:Nash is hurt though…As All the work Triple H did on the knee is hurting Nash now…
Mark:Nash sends Triple H in to the ropes… Big Boot by Kevin Nash…
Rhino:It could be over very soon for Triple H…
Mark:Nash is setting him up for the Jackknife Powerbomb… The KNEE GAVE OUT…
Rhino:He couldnt hold him up… The Knee was just worn down to much…
Mark:Triple H now with knee buster to Kevin Nash… Triple H hooks up Nash as quick as he can… PEDIGREE…
Rhino:DAMN… Its over now…
Mark:Cover by Triple H 1……………………2…………………..3……..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H…
Rhino:The Game took out Nash… And got some revenge…
Mark:Well its Trick Ladder Match time…
Rhino:LETS GO… LETS GET TO THE RING…
eWa Television Title Trick Ladder Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Razor Ramon
Pa Announcer:This next match is a TRICK LADDER MATCH and is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 287 Pounds… Representing the nWo… RAZOR RAMON…
(“Razor” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Both men right now staring up at the eWa Television Title that is hanging above them…
Rhino:Both men want the gold… Only one man can have it…
Mark:Hold on a second… Do you hear that Rhino…
Rhino:It sounds like a truck of some sort…
(Purgatory comes down in a pickup truck and is saying something on a bull horn)
Purgatory:Excuse me… Excuse Me… Im sorry I am late, I had to put to the finishing touches on these ladders… The Purg Toy Company warehouse was back up… Here you guys go… Enjoy…
Mark:Well Michaels nails Razor with a right hand… Razor comes back with one of his own… Razor and Michaels now trading them back and forth now… Razor Ramon grabs Michaels by the hair and applies a side headlock…
Rhino:What is Razor going to do with him like that…
Mark:Razor bulldogs Michaels to the canvas… Razor puts the boots to Michaels… Michaels gets sent in to the ropes… Razor ducks his head… Michaels with a kick to the head and follows it up with a clothesline…
Rhino:Michaels saw the back body drop coming and was able to counter the bad guy…
Mark:Michaels now goes to the outside and is heading for the pick up truck…
Rhino:Looks to me like there are small ladders…Big ladders and normal ladders in that truck…
Mark:Michaels pulls out a normal size ladder and now is bringing it to the ring… Razor is on the outside now and nails Michaels with a right hand… Razor rolls Michaels back in to the ring…
Rhino:Now Razor is bringing in the ladder…
Mark:Michaels baseball slides the ladder right back in to the face of Razor Ramon… Michaels pulls the ladder back in the ring and now sets it up in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:Razor is down and Michaels is about to climb…
Mark:Michaels is starting to climb and the next rung just broke on Michaels…
Rhino:Thats why its called a Trick Ladder Match… You dont know which one is gonna work…
Mark:Michaels now going back to the outside… Going for a ladder… Razor is back up and nails Michaels from behind…
Rhino:Razor just sent Shawns head right in to the truck and follows it up with a clothesline… Razor is now draging to ladders back to the ring with him now…
Mark:Michaels rolls back in to the ring as well… Razor has one of the ladders and nails Michaels in the gut with it…
Rhino:I dont know if Razor notice but one of those ladders has no rungs on it…
Mark:Razor now sends Michaels in to the corner and nails him with the ladder right in to the gut…
Rhino:Razor just saw the ladder with no rungs and he kicked it out of the ring…
Mark:Razor Ramon picks up Michaels now and gives him a fallaway slam…
Rhino:Basic Ramon move there…
Mark:Razor Ramon calls for the Razors Edge…
Rhino:It could be over right here and now…
Mark:No Michaels gets out of it… Goes for the kick… Ducked… Razor with a kick to the gut… No Counter by Michaels again… SUPERKICK…
Rhino:The Bad Guy is out now…
Mark:Michaels now going to the outside and he is going to get another ladder…
Rhino:Michaels is setting up the ladder now…
Mark:Razor is up as well… Both men are climbing the ladder…
Rhino:Both men are close…
Mark:Both men trading blows back and forth…
Rhino:Who ever falls will lose… I guarentee that…
Mark:Michaels knocks Razor down a rung of the ladder… Michaels climbs up one more…
Rhino:He fell through… The rung broke…
Mark:Michaels has fallen down… Razor grabs the belt… We have a winner…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Television Champion… The Bad Guy… RAZOR RAMON…
Rhino:Scott Hall turned in to Razor and is reliving the glory for Wrestlemania 10…
Mark:Well its Main Event time… So lets get to the ring…
Rhino:Hold On… Do you hear it?
(“bottle of Rage” hits in the arena… As Sid Vicious walks out on the stage…)
Rhino:ITS SID… SID IS HERE…
Sid:WHATS UP PHILADELPHIA… Since I am not here to fight tonight… Let me bring out right now a group… Who will be performing to night… LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE BEASTIE BOYS…
(Beastie boys enter and then begin to play the song “Sabotage”)
I can’t stand it I know you planned it
But i’m gonna set it straight, this watergate
I can’t stand rockin’ when i’m in here
Because your crystal ball ain’t so crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fuckin’ thorn in my side
Oh my, it’s a mirage
I’m tellin’ y’all it’s sabotage
So listen up ’cause you can’t say nothin’
You’ll shut me down with a push of your button?
But i’m out, and i’m gone
I’ll tell you now I keep it on and on
Cause what you see you might not get
And we can’t bet so don’t you get souped yet
You’re schmeing on a thing that’s a mirage
I’m trying to tell you now it’s sabotage
Why; our backs are now against the wall
Listen all of y’all it’s a sabotage
I can’t stand it, I know you planned it
But i’m gonna set it straight this watergate
I can’t stand rockin’ when i’m in this place
Because I feel disgrace because you’re all in my face
But make no mistakes and switch up my channel
I’m buddy rich when I fly off the handle
What could it be, it’s a miracle
You’re scheming on a thing; that’s sabotage
eWa World Title Match
Jeff Jarrett(c) vs Shane Douglas
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 248 pounds… SHANE DOUGLAS…
(“Franchise” Hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Music City, USA… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… Representing the nWo… The eWa World Heavyweight Champion… The Chosen One… JEFF JARRETT…
(“Chosen One” Hits as he makes his way to the ring…)
Mark:Here we go… Jarrett and Douglas lock up in the center of the ring… Douglas now with right hands to Jarrett… Jarrett coming back with right hands of his own… Jarrett whips him in to the ropes and hooks him for a swinging neck breaker…
Rhino:Nice Drop Kick by the eWa World Champion…
Mark:Jarrett with a clothesline to Douglas and it sends him over the top rope and to the floor on the outside…
Rhino:The eWa World Champion is in control of the match thus far…
Mark:Jarrett now on the outside and sends Douglas in to the steel steps at ringside…
Rhino:Jarrett just rolled him back in to the ring…
Mark:Jarrett goes for a cover 1……………….2…….. Kickout by Shane Douglas… Right now Jarrett picks up Douglas… Thumb to the eye by Douglas and nails him with a suplex… Cover of his own 1…………….2…………… Kickout by the eWa World Champion…
Rhino:Jarrett got out of that one…
Mark:Douglas now sends Jarrett in to the ropes and hits him with a back body drop… Sleeper now being put on by Douglas…
Rhino:Shane Douglas is slowing the pace of this match up down now…
Mark:Shane Douglas now is using the ropes to his advantage…
Rhino:The ref didnt see it… So it never happened…
Mark:Jarrett trying to come back with elbows to the gut… Jarrett breaks the hold… Jarrett comes off the ropes…Shoulder block to Shane Douglas… Jarrett picks him up and nails him with a piledriver… Cover 1……………2………… Kickout…
Rhino:Jarrett is saying its time for the Stroke…
Mark:Jarrett sets him up… Elbows by Douglas… Douglas now hooks him for the Pittsburgh Plunge…
Rhino:No he counters…
Mark:THE STROKE… THE STROKE… Cover by Jarrett 1………………2……………..3……..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa World Heavyweight Champion… The Chosen One… JEFF JARRETT…
Rhino:What a night…
Mark:Yep… Thanks to the Beastie Boys for performing tonight… We are outta here… So long everyone…
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