Friday Night Vengeance 2003

Mark:Welcome everyone to the Sold Out Savvis Center here in St. Louis, Missouri… For Friday Night Vengeance… Im Mark… And I am alongside Rhino for tonights event… And what a line up we got for you guys tonight…

Rhino:Yeah it is a fully charged line up here tonight…

Mark:Our Main Event is going to be Submission match as Shawn Michaels defends the eWa Undisputed World Championship against Dragon…

Rhino:Dragon is making his claim for the belt tonight… But can he pull it out tonight…

Mark:We also have a return match for the FTW Title as Triple H battles Omega…

Rhino:This match is personal… Did you see those stipulations that were laid out by Omega… Its going to be one interesting Ladder Match…

Mark:Plus we will see the Unification of the eWa Television Title and the eWa Ultimate Xtreme Championship… Where the winner will be the eWa Television Champion as Baka Kami battles Joey Armstrong…

Rhino:Im ready to get started… How about you?

Mark:Im ready as well… So lets head down to the ring for our first match…

The Undertaker vs Pandemonium

Pa Announcer:Tonights opening match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 325 Pounds… PANDEMONIUM…

(“Darkside” hits as Pandermonium enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Houston, Tx… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… THE UNDERTAKER…

(“Rollin” hits as The Undertaker enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go…

Rhino:These two big men ready to get at one another…

Mark:Pandemonium strikes The Undertaker first with a right hand…

Rhino:And the Undertaker comes back with a right hand of his own as well…

Mark:The Slugfest is a rockin right now…The Undertaker takes charge with a couple of body shots… And now sends Pandemonium right in to the ropes and he nails Pandemonium with a back body drop…

Rhino:Pandemonium went for a ride there with the back body drop…

Mark:The Undertaker now sends Pandemonium in to the corner… The Undertaker charges in to the corner and Pandemonium gets his foot up and catches the Undertaker right in the face and now Pandemonium is hammering right in the back with clubbing forearms to the back…

Rhino:Pandemonium is really working on the back of the Undertaker…

Mark:Pandemonium sends The Undertaker right in to the ropes and he nails The Undertaker with a powerslam… And he goes for a cover 1…………….2…….. Kick Out by The Undertaker…

Rhino:Pandemonium just nailed The Undertaker with a back breaker…

Mark:The focus of Pandemonium is to work on the back of The Undertaker… Pandemonium sends The Undertaker hard in to the corner and another powerslam by Pandemonium as The Undertaker came out of the corner…

Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of the Undertaker…From all of the punishment to his back…

Mark:Pandemonium goes for another cover 1…………..2……….. Kickout by The Undertaker…

Rhino:The Undertaker needs to get some momentum building if he wants to get in to this match up…

Mark:Pandemonium sends The Undertaker back in to the ropes…

Rhino:He dropped his head too early…

Mark:Running DDT by The Undertaker and he capitalized on the mistake made by Pandemonium…

Rhino:Pandemonium is slowly back up to his feet…

Mark:The Undertaker comes off the ropes… And nails Pandemonium with a big clothesline…

Rhino:He took Pandemonium right off with that huge clothesline…

Mark:The big man Pandemonium is back up to his feet… CHOKESLAM by The Undertaker…

Rhino:The Undertaker isnt done yet…

Mark:The Deadman is calling for the Last Ride… And he has Pandemonium up… LAST RIDE POWERBOMB by The Undertaker… And here is a cover 1…………2………3…..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE UNDERTAKER…

Rhino:Pandemonium got his blows in… But the Undertaker was able to recover and pull the win out tonight…

Mark:Yes he was and now we have to get back to the ring for more action…

John Cena vs Chris Benoit

Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first from West Newbury, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOHN CENA…

(“Wordlife” hits as John Cena walks down to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The Crippler CHRIS BENOIT…

(“Whatever” hits as Chris Benoit walks in to the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Chris Benoit and John Cena lock up in the center of the ring… John Cena pushes Benoit back in to the ropes…

Rhino:The ref makes a clean break from both men…

Mark:Benoit though with a quick kick right in to the midsection of John Cena and now Benoit with chops to the chest of Cena as he backs him up in to the ropes… More chops by Benoit as he sends him off in to the ropes…

Rhino:Big Knee right in to the gut of Cena…

Mark:Chris Benoit now stomping away at the back of Cena as he is down on the canvas…

Rhino:He is stopping Cena from getting back up to his feet…

Mark:Benoit drops an elbow right in to the back… More boots by Benoit… As he now picks up Cena and slams him back down to the canvas…

Rhino:Chris Benoit thinks he has this match up going his way and it looks like it to me…

Mark:Benoit is up on the top rope…

Rhino:Swan Dive time…

Mark:CENA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY… Benoit went for the Flying Headbutt… And John Cena moved out of the way…

Rhino:This is the time for John Cena to take control of this match…

Mark:Cena now sends Benoit in to the ropes and nails a kick to the gut of Benoit and nails him with a swinging neck breaker… Cena now scoops up Benoit and slams him down to the canvas… Cena grabs the neck of Benoit… And flips over with another neckbreaker…

Rhino:Everyone knows the history of Benoits Neck and thats Cenas goal right now to work on his neck…

Mark:John Cena now hooks up Benoit up and he nails him with a brainbuster…

Rhino:Big time impact move by John Cena…

Mark:Cena goes for a cover 1………………….2……… Kickout by Chris Benoit…

Rhino:Benoit barely got his shoulder up…

Mark:John Cena now is calling for the F-U Remix…

Rhino:Benoit could be in some big time trouble…

Mark:Benoit is set up by Cena… Benoit fights it and slides off and behind the back of Cena…

Rhino:Benoit has his arms locked…

Mark:German Suplex by Chris Benoit… And another German Suplex by Chris Benoit…

Rhino:Thats two by Benoit…

Mark:Cena is in trouble… Benoit locks in the German Suplex… And he bridges the Suplex… Heres a cover 1…………………2……………. Kickout by Cena…

Rhino:Cena barely got out of that one…

Mark:Benoit is trying to lock in the Crossface… Blocked by Cena… Cena picks him back up in the F-U Remix… Benoit with a small package… 1…………… 2……………..3… ITS OVER…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRIS BENOIT…

Rhino:Benoit pulled out the victory in this hard fought match up…

Mark:John Cena gave it his all… But Benoit was just too tough… As we get set for our next match up…

Triple Threat Number One Contendership Match for the Undisputed Title
Special Referee-Prodigy
The Rock vs Steve Austin vs Big Daddy Ace

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Triple Threat Match… Introducing first the Special Guest Referee… PRODIGY…

(“Are you ready for this” hits as Prodigy enters the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Now introducing first… From Boston, Ma… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE…

(Big Daddy Ace’s theme plays in the arena and enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Fl… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… THE ROCK…

(“Is Cookin” hits as The Rock walks out to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Victoria, Tx… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…

(“Glass Shatters” hits as Stone Cold enters the arena and walks down to the ring…)

Mark:Prodigy calls for the bell… And this match is underway…

Rhino:All three men are looking at one another…

Mark:Each man wants to go at one another…

Rhino:Im waiting for this one to explode…

Mark:The Rock just nailed Stone Cold with a right hand… Stone Cold bounces back with a right hand… And these two men are going back and forth with one another…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is just watching what is going on between Austin and The Rock who have a huge history together…

Mark:The Rock now sends Stone Cold in to the ropes… Stone Cold with the reversal and now sends The Rock over the top rope with a hip toss…

Rhino:From Behind Big Daddy Ace attacks Stone Cold…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace sends Stone Cold in to the ropes… And now nails him with a clothesline… Big Daddy Ace is nailing Stone Cold with boots to the back… To keep the rattlesnake down on the canvas…

Rhino:Smart move by Big Daddy Ace… Keeping him down on the canvas is always a good move…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now sends Stone Cold in to the ropes and nails him with a powerslam…

Rhino:The Rock is back in to the ring…

Mark:The Rock is right in the face of Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and The Rock were involved in the big Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Undisputed which lead to their falling out…

Mark:The Rock with right hands to Big Daddy Ace which is backing him up in to the ropes… And now sends him in to the ropes… Samoan Drop by The Rock on to Big Daddy Ace…As The Rock takes charge of this match up right now… As he is stomping away at Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:The Rock is in control but Stone Cold is trying to gather himself in the corner…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up as The Rock sends him back in to the ropes now… The Rock connects with a huge spinebuster on Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:That spinebuster shook the ring…

Mark:Here is a cover 1………………….2…………..Stone Cold breaks it up…

Rhino:Rock vs Austin time…

Mark:Stone Cold with a couple of chops to the midsection of the Rock… Steve whips The Rock in to the ropes… Reversal by The Rock… Stone Cold ducks the clothesline and comes off the ropes with a lou thez press… Right hands by Stone Cold…

Rhino:Vintage Stone Cold…

Mark:Elbow Drop by The Rattlesnake who goes for a cover 1………………2……. Kickout by The Rock… As Stone Cold picks him right back up and slams him down to the canvas…Stone Cold bounces off the ropes and drives the point of the elbow right in to the chest of The Rock…

Rhino:Damn my chest hurts just from watchin that…

Mark:Stone Cold now picks up The Rock… Kick to the Midsection… STUNNER… NO The Rock pushes him off in to the ropes…ROCK BOTTOM… Here is a cover by The Rock… Prodigy goes down for the count 1…………………2……………… LEG DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE BY BIG DADDY ACE…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just save the day right there as this match was gonna be over right there and then…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now has The Rock send in to the ropes…Over the head belly to belly by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:The Rock was sent half way across the ring with that move…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover and Prodigy counts 1………………….2……….. Stone Cold breaks it up…

Rhino:Stone Cold now just saved the day himself…

Mark:Stone Cold now has Big Daddy Ace and is scoring with right hands…Austin with a kick to the midsection… STUNNER… Stone Cold Stunner on Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:The Rock is back up and is not letting Stone Cold go for the cover…

Mark:The Rock with right hands to Stone Cold…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is laid out in the middle of the ring…

Mark:The Rock whips him in to the ropes… Stone Cold ducks the clothesline… Both men come off the ropes… Double clothesline…

Rhino:Rock and Austin have taken each other out with a double clothesline… As all three men are down in the center of the ring…

Mark:Wait a second we have a cover as The Rock and Stone Cold have an arm on Big Daddy Ace… Prodigy counts 1……………………2………………3…….

Rhino:Who Won…

Mark:I dont know… Lets find out what the call is from the PA Announcer…

Pa Announcer:The winner of the match is… THE ROCK…

Rhino:The Rock won this match…

Pa Announcer:And STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…

Rhino:What the hell…

Mark:It looks like we have a draw… Here comes Shane McMahon out to the stage with a microphone…

Shane:With what just happened in that ring… On our next event Tuesday Night Carnage… We will see the winner of Shawn Michaels vs Dragon defend the Undisputed World Championship… Against The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin… Now thank you very much…

Mark:Shane made the right call there Rhino…

Rhino:Yes he did and what a match up we have set for Tuesday Night Carnage…

Mark:We have so much more to get to… So lets get down to the ring for more action…

eWa Tag Team Championship TLCC Match
Halo & Kid Money vs Camera Chaos

Pa Announcer:This next match up is a TABLES… LADDERS… CHAIRS… and CANES MATCH… For the vacant eWa Tag Team Championship… Introducing first team number one… They are Ned Tesseract and Jay Jixhel… CAMERA CHAOS…

(The eWa Remix of MC Hammers “Cant Touch This” entitled “Camera Time” plays in the arena as Ned and Jay walk down to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Introducing team number two… They are the team of KID MONEY and HALO…

(“Highway to Hell” plays as Halo walks in to the arena…”If I cant” plays as Kid Money walks out in to the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… As you can see there are tables set up around the ring…

Rhino:And there are bunch of chairs and ladders and also canes… This match is going to be get interesting…

Mark:Camera Chaos just threw Halo and Kid Money a couple of singapore canes…

Rhino:Ned and Jay have a couple themselves…

Mark:We are having a cane fight to start of this match up…

Rhino:Never seen this… But what can you expect from Ned Tesseract and Jay Jixhel…

Mark:Halo and Kid Money have knocked the canes out of the hands of Ned and Jay…

Rhino:They are regreting it now I guess…

Mark:Ned and Jay charge Halo and Kid Money who nail them both in the midsection and then right in the backs with the singapore canes…

Rhino:Now Ned and Halo have paired off and now its Jay and Kid Money…

Mark:Kid Money with Jay Jixhel in the corner… As is going to work on him with some body shots as he sends him off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Kid Money just reached outside on to one of the tables and grabbed a steel chair…

Mark:Kid Money charges in at Jay Jixhel in the corner with the chair and goes for a splash with the chair but nobody home there as Jay moved out of the way of that one…

Rhino:Halo scores with a DDT on to Ned Tesseract as Halo is now gone to the outside of the ring…

Mark:Jay Jixhel now has the steel chair and nails Kid Money in the midsection with the chair and now right in the head…

Rhino:Halo has brought a table in to the ring now and is setting it up in the corner…

Mark:Jay Jixhel now places Kid Money on to the top rope… And now plants him with a DDT from the top rope right on to the steel chair…

Rhino:Impressive move by Jay Jixhel…

Mark:Halo now whips Ned in to the table in the corner and Halo begins to charge in…

Rhino:SPEAR by Jay Jixhel on to Halo…

Mark:Jay saved his partner with that spear right there… As Jay now grabs a singapore cane is going to work on the back of Halo with a couple of stiff shots with the Singapore cane…

Rhino:Ned just pulled the table out of the corner and now has it set up…

Mark:Ned and Jay send Halo in to the ropes… Double Flapjack right through the table…

Rhino:Halo went crashing right through that table… Camera Chaos is dominating this match up right now…

Mark:Ned just brought the ladder in to the ring… And now Ned and Jay are climbing up the ladder to get the Tag Team Titles…

Rhino:Camera Chaos is on the verge of becoming three time Tag Team Champions…

Mark:Kid Money is back up and pushes the ladder over as Ned and Jay come crashing down to the mat…

Rhino:They were so close to getting the tag team titles…

Mark:Kid Money just sent Jay Jixhel out side the ring… As Kid Money and now Halo are double teaming Ned in the ring…

Rhino:Ned Tesseract is in some trouble…

Mark:Ned gets sent in to the ropes… Double Back Body drop to the outside and right through the table…

Rhino:Ned is hurt right now…

Mark:Jay is in the ring fighting for his life now… As he got caught with the Singapore Cane right in the midsection from Kid Money…

Rhino:Halo with a big shot with the chair to head of Jay Jixhel…

Mark:Jay Jixhel is on dream street right now… As Halo has him up… LAST RIGHTS… Kid Money picks up Jay now and Sends him down with the MILLION DOLLAR DROP…

Rhino:Halo has the ladder set up and Kid Money and Halo are climbing for the gold…

Mark:They grab the gold and this match is over…

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW eWa Tag Team Champions… KID MONEY AND HALO…

Rhino:Finally the eWa has Tag Team Champions again…

Mark:What kind of reign will Halo and Kid Money have… We will just have to wait and find out as we head to the ring…

Unification Match
Best 2 of 3 falls Match
eWa Television Championship vs eWa Ultimate Xtreme Championship
Baka Kami(c) vs Joey Armstrong(c)

Pa Announcer:This next match is a UNIFICATION MATCH that is under Best 2 of 3 falls rules… Where the eWa Television and eWa Ultimate Xtreme Titles will be on the line… The winner will be the new eWa Television Champion… Now introducing first… He is the current eWa Television Champion… Who will be accompanied by Mr. Konema… BAKA KAMI…

(“Owarinai Yume” plays as Baka Kami and Mr Konema enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… The current eWa Ultimate Xtreme Champion… Ladies and Gentlemen JOEY ARMSTRONG…

(“Freedom” plays as Joey Armstrong walks out to the ring…)

Mark:Joey Armstrong now locks horns with Baka Kami… Baka Kami backs out of the collar and elbow tie up… And now he charges in with it… And now Joey Armstrong breaks out of it right away…

Rhino:Neither man wants the other to get any sort of advantage…

Mark:Which is a smart thing Rhino…

Rhino:Yeah that is true…

Mark:Joey Armstrong catches Baka Kami with a right hand as he went back in with the Collar and Elbow..And now Joey Armstrong with a side head lock on the current eWa TV Champ…

Rhino:Baka just picked him up off of his feet trying to break the hold…

Mark:Joey is able to keep the hold on and grinds in there with the side headlock… Putting the pressure on Baka Kami… Baka tries to get out of it again and still cant as Joey Armstrong keeps the hold locked in…

Rhino:Hes is keeping the hold locked on good is Joey Armstrong…

Mark:Joey Armstrong now flips him over and now has Baka Kami grounded as he locks in the Side Headlock…

Rhino:Having Baka on the ground is making it harder for him to get back up and get out of the hold…

Mark:Baka is able to move Joey Armstrongs head back and now has him in a leg scissors… Joey is able to break right out and now Joey still has the side headlock on Baka but both men are on their feet…

Rhino:Baka is able to get him back up off his feet and breaks the hold…

Mark:Back suplex countered by Joey as he landed on his feet and now pushes Baka in to the ropes… Joey runs from behind with a roll up 1……………..2………… Kickout by Baka by pushing him in to the ropes…

Rhino:Joey comes right back off the ropes…

Mark:Monkey Flip by Baka Kami and he gets right back up and scores with a roundhouse kick as Joey Armstrong got back up on to his feet…

Rhino:He almost took his head off with the roundhouse kick…

Mark:Baka goes for a cover 1…………………..2………… Kickout by Joey Armstrong… As now Baka Kami is starting to take control…

Rhino:Baka just sent Joey in to the ropes…

Mark:And Baka scores with a big dropkick…

Rhino:That was a beautiful dropkick…

Mark:Yes it was… As Baka goes for another cover 1………………….2…………….. Kickout again by Joey Armstrong…

Rhino:Everytime Baka goes for a cover it makes Joey spend more and more energy everytime he kicks out…

Mark:Baka now has Joey Armstrong set up on the top rope…

Rhino:What does Baka have in mind as he climbs up there with him…

Mark:Baka goes for a Frankensteiner… No countered in to a powerbomb by Joey Armstrong…

Rhino:How in the hell did he countered that in to a sit down powerbomb…

Mark:I dont know but he did and hes the count 1…………………… .2………………. 3……..

Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall JOEY ARMSTRONG…

Rhino:Joey Armstrong is up one to nothing here on Baka Kami…

Mark:Joey is able to get himself back up to his feet first… And now takes Baka over to the corner and lays in with chops before sending him in to the farside corner… And he charges in… But misses the clothesline…

Rhino:Baka moved out of the way…

Mark:Baka Kami now climbs the middle rope and scores with a bulldog on to Joey Armstrong…

Rhino:That move bought Baka sometime to recover..

Mark:Baka now has Joey Armstrong up and now slams him back down to the canvas…

Rhino:Baka has another high risk move planned… Hopefully this one will pay off for him…

Mark:Joey Armstrong runs in to the rope and Baka crotches the top rope…

Rhino:Joey Armstrong is now climbing up there with Baka Kami…

Mark:Joey has him hooked for Belly to Belly off the top rope… Baka blocks it…

Rhino:Baka is setting something else up from the top rope…

Mark:Kami’s KAMAKAZI by Baka Kami…

Rhino:He just launched Joey Armstrong from the top rope with that move…

Mark:Baka now gets off the top rope and goes for a cover on Joey Armstrong 1…………………..2…………….3…….

Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall BAKA KAMI…

Rhino:We are all tied up at One Fall a piece… The winner of the next fall will be the NEW eWa Television Champion…

Mark:Baka Kami goes right back down for the cover 1…………………2…………. kickout this time by Joey Armstrong…

Rhino:Baka Kami is looking to go right in for the kill as he is setting up for God’s Punishment as he has Joey Armstrong facing the corner…

Mark:Joey blocks the dudley dog type move… And nails him with a belly to back suplex…

Rhino:Joey now needs to build something right now…

Mark:Joey Armstrong now with Baka Kami who staggers back up and gets nailed with a over the head belly to belly…

Rhino:Joey Armstrong is on fire now…

Mark:Joey goes for a clothesline but it is ducked by Baka Kami…

Rhino:Baka missed the roundhouse this time…

Mark:Joey turns him around… BERKLEY CITY DROP by Joey Armsrtong and he goes for a cover 1……………………..2……………………….3……. NEW CHAMPION…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Television Champion JOEY ARMSTRONG…

Rhino:Joey has unifed the Ultimate Xtreme and TV Titles to become Television Champion…

Mark:Congratulations to Joey Armstrong on a great win here tonight… As we now get set for what should be an interesting match between Triple H and Omega… Wait a second something is going on…

The Hardcore Theater buzzes to life as a lone figure can be seen standing on a ledge of a mountain, it is a cold foggy night, an overcast moon barely illuminates the peak. The lone figure stands off in the distance his face obscured by the darkness. only thing to be seen is a lit-up red name-tag that reads James V.

The greatest trick the devil played was proving to the world he doesn’t exist, other times mistakes were made and , ….sometimes there are glitches in the proverbial system, and sometimes a child is trapped underneath a rock and a hard place. Another boy is trapped in an ever rapidly spinning world. Both are trapped in unstable minds, one frustrated and confused, another filled with an unknown hatred towards his general surroundings. Hahahaha….this place obscured by the line of reality and fantasy often mistakenly get crossed in some fashion or another.. but if you ask me this one’s mind has always been a little…obscured. nonetheless the place which has been often referred to as the…….VERTIGO LIMITS. *laughter fills the air and trails off followed by a coughing fit*

What appears to be two figures can be seen at the top of the peak, one sitting down the other pacing back and forth slowly a cherry can be seen slightly burning. Every now and then the area would echo with a string of obscenities followed by a longer than necessary burst of rage. The silence of the night is finally broken once more, by a slightly calm voice.

Without me that place would fall upside-down…..

FUCK THAT MUSCLEHEAD! WHERE DOES HE GET OFF TALKING LIKE THAT??! FUCKER THINKS HE IS SOME GOD DAMN SPECIAL PERSON BECAUSE HE COMES OUT HERE AND FUCKING WHINES ABOUT BEING BEATEN, AND THEN HE HAS THE FUCKING NERVE TO TRY TO PIN IT ON PEOPLE?!? OMEGA GET A FUCKING CLUE YOU DICK, THIS IS THE EWA NOT FUCKING MORNING LATTE WITH OMEGA, SO TAKE YOUR DOSE BEFORE YOU FUCKING GET HERE.

*inhales, exhales slowly* Seriously I mean I go out of town so we can be booked in Amsterdam and I come back and he’s talking about ball lickers…didn’t even think it would happen. He’s an unsatisfied child now, nothing

I’LL TELL YOU WHY IT FUCKING HAPPENED TWO WORDS: GREEDY MOTHERFUCKER. JAY MACK WAS A SORRY ASS VP, IF YOU COULD EVEN CALL HIM A VP BUT NOOOO HE COULDN’T JUST STOP AT THE FACT THAT THAT BITCH SUCKED AT EVERYTHING HE DID AND FOULED THINGS UP MORE THAN HE SUCKED, SO HE TRIED TO GET A PIECE OF THE BIGGER ACTION, LOOK AT WHERE HE IS NOW…FUCKER’S SHINING SHOES AT THE END OF BROADWAY AND 9TH!

It’s something else….can’t figure it out. Maybe he’s like Jobber and doesn’t want to have an official match until I come back. I mean that would explain why he changes them…*inhales slowly, exhaling rings* some are even for the better.

SCREW THAT PUSSY HE CHANGES THEM SO HE KNOWS THAT HE CAN FUCKING GET AN EASY W. PISS-ANT CAN’T JUST STICK WITH A CARD, HE HAS TO CHANGE IT 50 MILLION FUCKING TIMES UNTIL IT FITS HIS ROYAL “HIND-ASS” PERSONALITY. TALKING ABOUT FUCK THE WORLD YOU KNOW WHAT OMEGA FUCK YOU, JUST FUCK YOU IT’S THAT SIMPLE. YOU WANT TO COME OUT HERE AND RUN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHITTING OUT LOGS THAT WEIGH MORE THAN YOUR LEFT ARM. You know…I know exactly what I gotta do, fuck it might as well. Omega and all of you others in the back you’ll see what I have up my sleeves……real soon

*feed ends as soon as it began*

Rhino:Was that who i think it was?

Mark:Yes it was Rhino… Yes it was…

Rhino:Man this is going to get real good… real soon…

Mark:You better believe it… Lets get back to the ring for Triple H vs Omega…

FTW Championship Ladder Match
Triple H(c) vs Omega

Pa Announcer:This next match is a LADDER MATCH for the FTW CHAMPIONSHIP… Introducing first the challenger… Weighing in at 411 Pounds… OMEGA..

(“Fuck The World” hits as Omega walks in the ring and grabs a microphone..)

Omega:COME ON OUT PAUL. NO FANFARE, NO NOTHING. JUST COME OUT TO THIS RING RIGHT NOW!!!

Rhino:Man Omega is in a pissed off mood tonight… Well he always is…

Mark:Well here comes Triple H walking out to the ring and now is being forced to wear a blindfold for the first ten minutes of the match up…

Rhino:I love seeing Triple H getting his ass kicked… But this is going to be a real asskicking for at least ten minutes…

Mark:Theres the bell and Omega just charges in at Triple H with a clothesline… Triple H ducked out of the way of it… But gets caught with a big boot as he turned around…

Rhino:He went down hard to the canvas…

Mark:Omega is taking his time as he picks up Triple H and nails him right in the midsection with a double axe handle… As he sends him off in to the ropes and nails him with another big boot…

Rhino:Triple H is in some trouble Mark… Its not looking good since he cant even see anything…

Mark:Omega has gone to the outside and has brought in a steel chair…

Rhino:He wants to extract some revenge on to Triple H for Undisputed and this is his way of doing it…

Mark:Triple H stagers back up and gets nailed with a steel chair shot right to the head from Omega…

Rhino:Triple H still has about 5 more minutes at least wearing the blindfold…

Mark:Omega grabs Triple H and sends him off in to the corner…

Rhino:Omega is gaining speed…

Mark:Omega launches himself in to Triple H… But Triple H collasped and Omega hit the steel post as he went for the big splash…

Rhino:Maybe that might slow down Omega…

Mark:It could but Triple H still has no idea where he is at right now…

Rhino:And Omega is back up to his feet…

Mark:Triple H is stagering around and swings a right hand… But totally missed…

Rhino:He was swinging around and just hit air…

Mark:Omega is just watching as this all happens and now grabs Triple H by the neck and chokeslams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Triple H went for a ride… And all of this punishment is killing any chance Triple H has of winning…

Mark:Omega now is going to the outside and he pulls out a sledgehammer…

Rhino:Uh Oh… This aint good for Triple H…

Mark:Omega is just eyeing up Triple H who gets up to his feet and takes the sledgehammer shot right to the head…

Rhino:Triple H has been laid out in the middle of the ring…

Mark:A buzzer just sounded and I guess the ten minutes has passed…

Rhino:But Triple H isnt even moving so what does it matter…

Mark:Omega now has brought a ladder in to the ring… And has it set up in the middle of the ring and is beginning to climb the ladder…

Rhino:Triple H kicks the ladder and Omega just bounced head first off the ropes…

Mark:Triple H has taken off the blindfold and is going after Omega… With boots right to the back…

Rhino:Remember Triple H has to use only a ladder and only a ladder from the back…

Mark:Triple H is standing over Omega and is hammering in with straight right hands…

Rhino:Triple H is figuring out a game plan to keep Omega down…

Mark:Elbow drop right to the leg of Omega by Triple H… And is now working right on the right leg of Omega…

Rhino:Triple H is pulling Omega to the ring post…

Mark:Figure Four around the ring post by the FTW Champion…Triple H is wearing down the leg of Omega…

Rhino:Where is Triple H Going now…

Mark:Triple H is going to the backstage area I guess to get a ladder…

Rhino:Well yeah that would be smart…

Mark:Triple H now is walking out with that ladder and now he goes right with the ladder and nails Omega right in the knee…

Rhino:Omega fell hard to the mat after that shot…

Mark:Triple H has the ladder and is driving it right back down in to the knee of Omega…

Rhino:Every blow will keep the big man down and make it harder if he is able to get back up to his feet to climb the ladder…

Mark:Triple H grabs the Ladder and sets it up in the corner… And now sends Omega hard in to the corner…

Rhino:Triple H has really gain an extra burst of energy… After the first 10 minutes of this match up…

Mark:Omega is trying to pull himself up… And he is back up but Triple H with the ladder again and takes the knee right out from underneath Omega…

Rhino:Triple H has now looked up and is looking at what is hanging above the ring…

Mark:Triple H is climbing the ladder and is trying to get either the contract or the belt…

Rhino:Which one does he want more…

Mark:Triple H grabbed the contract… So he got half of what he wanted…

Rhino:Now he has to climb down and then climb back up to get the belt…

Mark:Omega is back up and he kicks Triple H right in the midsection and scores with some right hands to Triple H…

Rhino:When Triple H was climbing it gave Omega time to recover…

Mark:Triple H with a thumb to the eye… But gets reversed by Omega and Omega nails him with a hot shot on the top rope… SPINEBUSTER by Omega…

Rhino:Triple H is down on the canvas…

Mark:Omega now picks Triple H and nails Triple H with a tombstone piledriver…

Rhino:Triple H is down and out in the middle of the ring…

Mark:Omega is climbing up to get the FTW Championship now…

Rhino:Triple H already pulled down the contract…

Mark:Omega is almost near the belt… POWERBOMB BY TRIPLE H…

Rhino:OH MY GOD… No one has ever done that to Omega…

Mark:Triple H has laid Omega out with a powerbomb from the Ladder…

Rhino:Omega is out… And Triple H is now starting to make his climb for the gold…

Mark:Omega is trying to get up… TRIPLE H HAS THE GOLD… ITS OVER…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW CHAMPION TRIPLE H…

Rhino:I dont believe it… Triple H survived again…

Mark:Man this feud is long from over… But Triple H survived another beating from Omega… As we get set for our Main Event…

eWa Undisputed World Title Submission Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Dragon

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is a SUBMISSION MATCH for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first from Denver, Co… Weighing in at 333 Pounds… DRAGON…

(“Are you ready for this” plays as Dragon walks out in to the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Tx… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Undisputed World Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:Theres the bell… Shawn Michaels and Dragon are about to get ready to get started here in this match up…

Rhino:No DQ… No Countout… No Pinfalls… Just Submission…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now stings with a right jab to start this match up off…

Rhino:Dragon tries to fire right back…

Mark:But he misses as Shawn moved right out of the way… Shawn nails him with another jab… And ducks out of the way again…

Rhino:Shawn is quick as a cat and is showing it right here and now…

Mark:Shawn stings with another right jab…

Rhino:He is starting to piss of Dragon and I dont think thats a smart move…

Mark:Shawn goes again but Dragon blocks it now and nails a couple of right hands of his own… Dragon now starting his pace as he sends Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… And he goes for a back drop but drops his head and Shawn Michaels slides right under his legs…

Rhino:That was smart…

Mark:Michaels with a choplock and takes out the legs of Dragon…

Rhino:Now that was also smart since this is a submission match…

Mark:Michaels now is working on the right leg of Dragon now… Michaels drives his weight right down on the leg of Dragon…

Rhino:Michaels really grinding in on the leg of Dragon right now…

Mark:Yes he is as he pulls Dragon towards the ring post and now smashes Dragons leg right in to the ring post… Causing some more pain to the knee of Dragon…

Rhino:You can see it on the face of Dragon that his knee is bothering him…

Mark:Michaels now applies the Figure Four in the center of the ring… Trying to wear down Dragon and try to make him give up…

Rhino:But will Dragon tap out to the figure four…

Mark:Shawn has it locked in good… As Dragon now is trying to get to the ropes…

Rhino:Dragon is using his power to pull himself to the ropes…

Mark:Dragon is able to get to the ropes and the referee is able to break the hold… As Michaels though goes right back to work on the knee…

Rhino:Michaels really wants to wear down Dragon right now and the best way is to keep the Three Hundred Pounder down on his back…

Mark:Michaels has the leg of Dragon on the middle rope as Michaels now drives all of his body weight right on to that leg…

Rhino:And he does it again right on to that leg…

Mark:Michaels goes back to the figure four… But Dragon pushes him back in to the corner as Dragon pulls himself back up to his feet…

Rhino:And he is now back up Mark and is ready to give it to HBK…

Mark:Michaels runs at Dragon and gets caught with a big right hand… And it took Michaels down off of his feet… Michaels right back up and gets knocked down again by Dragon…

Rhino:Shawn keeps getting up but Dragon keeps knocking him down…

Mark:Dragon now sends Shawn in to the ropes and catches him with a big back body drop…

Rhino:Michaels is in trouble now…

Mark:Dragon with a few more right hands as he sends him back in to the ropes…And nails him with a flap jack in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Michaels has rolled to the outside of the ring to get away from Dragon which isnt a bad idea if I were Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Dragon now is waiting for Shawn to come back in the ring…

Rhino:Michaels is back up on the apron and Dragon brings him back in the hard way…

Mark:As Dragon now sends Michaels back in to the corner and is stomping away at him…

Rhino:Dragon focus is the back and just to wear him down so he can apply his verison of the Boston Crab…

Mark:Dragon sends him for the ring again hard in to the turnbuckles and has Michaels with a huge Backbreaker…

Rhino:Now the pain is in the face of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Another backbreaker by Dragon and it is taking its toll on the eWa Undisputed Champion… As Dragon now slams him right back down to the canvas and rolls him over on to this back…

Rhino:Dragon just splash Michaels with all three hundred and thirty three pounds…

Mark:The Challenger is only moments away from ending this one I believe…

Rhino:Yeah I would agree with you on that one Mark…

Mark:Dragon now has Michaels over in the FIREBALL… His verison of the Boston Crap is applied right now to Michaels who is screaming in pain…

Rhino:But Michaels is close to the ropes… So thats all he has to do is reach the ropes for the hold to be broken…

Mark:Dragon sits down more and it is hurting Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Will Shawn give it up…

Mark:Michaels gets to the ropes and the referee breaks the hold as Michaels rolls to the floor on the outside…

Rhino:The fans are cheering on Dragon right now…

Mark:Michaels is reaching underneath the ring for something as Dragon comes out to the floor…

Rhino:Dragon is picking Shawn up…

Mark:Brutal Chair shot by Shawn Michaels right in the face of Dragon…

Rhino:Wow i didnt see that one coming…

Mark:Michaels throws the chair back in to the ring and now rolls the big man back in to the ring…

Rhino:Dragon now is in some trouble…

Mark:Shawn has the chair and now nails Dragon right in the leg with that steel chair…And again Michaels is nailing Dragon right in the leg with the Steel Chair…

Rhino:Michaels is vicious with the steel chair…

Mark:Dragon is pulling himself up to his feet now in the corner…

Rhino:Michaels still has the chair…

Mark:Michaels charges Dragon and Dragon gets his good leg back up and drives the chair back in the face of Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Dragon needs to regroup…

Mark:Dragon has the steel chair now and swings for the head of Shawn Michaels who ducks out of the way and comes back… SWEET CHIN MUSIC right in the face of Dragon with that steel chair…

Rhino:Dragon has to be out cold…

Mark:I think he is… Michaels is locking in the sharpshooter…

Rhino:Can Dragon tap if he is out…

Mark:The Referee checks on Dragon and he drop his arm once… He dropped it twice…

Rhino:One more time and Michaels retains…

Mark:And it does Drop a third time… Michaels retains with the Sharpshooter…

Pa Announcer:The winner of the match and still eWa Undisputed World Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:Michaels pulled it out here tonight to keep the gold…

Mark:It has been one wild night… What is next for the EXTREME WRESTLING ALLIANCE… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE…