Halloween Hellraiser 2003
Mark:Welcome eWa Fans to Halloween Hellraiser… Welcome to New Mexico… And we are here live on Pay Per View for what should be one tremendous show for everyone…
Rhino:Arent you going to introduce me Mark?
Mark:Everyone should know by now who you are but my partner is crime is the man who goes by the name of Rhino…
Rhino:Look at all of this candy that I got…
Mark:So you went trick or treating?
Rhino:No… I went to the Dollar Store…
Mark:Well anyhow… Tonights Main Event is a Sixty Minute Ultimate Submission Iron Man Match up for the Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… As Shawn Michaels defends against Chris Benoit…
Rhino:That should be the true showstealer of the night…
Mark:I would say so too… Also tonight all the eWa Titles are on the line… As Triple H defends against Halo for the TV Title… Kid Money defends the FTW Title against Lone Jobber… And John Cena and Billy Gunn defend their Tag Team Titles against Cactus Jack and Subway…
Rhino:What a show we are going to have…
Mark:So lets get right to the ring for the opening match up…
Dragon vs Chimpman
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Match is set for one fall… Introducing first from The Jungle… Weighing in at 290 Pounds…CHIMPMAN…
(Chimpman’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Denver, Colorado… Weighing in at 333 Pounds… DRAGON…
(“Are you ready for this” plays as Dragon walks in to the arena…)
Rhino:Chimpman is different Mark…
Mark:I know he is… But he is locking up with Dragon… A kick to the midsection of Dragon and a couple of more kicks to the midsection followed by right hands to Dragon… As he now whips him in to the ropes…
Rhino:Chimpman ducks his head early…
Mark:And Dragon is able to capitalize as he nails him with a DDT… Dragon goes for a leg drop and he connects on Chimpman…
Rhino:That was a big leg drop from Dragon…
Mark:Dragon now scoops up Chimpman and drops him face first on to the top turnbuckle…
Rhino:A little snake eyes for the man known as Chimpman…
Mark:Dragon now connects with a running powerslam and goes for a cover 1………….2……… Kickout by Chimpman…
Rhino:Chimpman is in some trouble right now…
Mark:Dragon picks him back up and is going for another snake eyes… No… Dragon gets pushed in to the corner by Chimpman… Dropkick to the back and Dragon goes back in to the turnbuckle… And a quick roll up 1……………………….2………………. Dragon gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close call for Dragon…
Mark:Dragon goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Chimpman…And Chimpman connects with a swinging neckbreaker… Heres another cover 1…………………………2………. Dragon gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Chimpman is in control right now…
Mark:Chimpman goes behind Dragon… Dragon reverses Chimpman… Goes for a belly to back suplex… Chimpman flips over and scores with a reverse DDT to Dragon…
Rhino:Chimpman is about to close in for a victory…
Mark:Dragon staggers back up to his feet…
Rhino:This is not looking good for Dragon…
Mark:Chimpman hooks up Dragon… MONKEY’s UNCLE… Cover 1…………….2……………………….3……… ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHIMPMAN…
Rhino:A first victory for the new comer Chimpman here in the eWa…
Mark:A great showing from Chimpman here in the eWa… And now we are going right back to the ring for more action as this is a jammed packed show…So lets get back to the ring…
Purgatory vs Half Dollar
Special Referee-The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall… Introducing first though… The Special Guest Referee… THE ROCK…
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena and makes his way to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants…First from Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… HALF DOLLAR…
(“Here comes the money” plays as Half Dollar enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his opponent… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… PURGATORY…
(“N Pulse” plays as Purgatory walks in to the arena…)
Mark:The Rock calls for the bell and this match is underway… Purgatory locks up with Half Dollar and sends him in to the ropes… And Purgatory takes down Half Dollar with a clothesline…Purgatory picks up Half Dollar and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Half Dollar gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Purgatory hooks up Half Dollar and nails him with a suplex… And now Purgatory is putting the boots to the man known as Half Dollar…
Rhino:The Rock is telling Purgatory to back up as he is near the ropes…
Mark:The Rock is getting right in the face of Purgatory…
Rhino:This could get real interesting…
Mark:From behind Half Dollar takes down Purgatory with a forearm shot… Forearm shots to Purgatory and now Half Dollar whips Purgatory in to the ropes and a flying back elbow to Purgatory…
Rhino:The Rock is laughing right now at Purgatory as Half Dollar is taking it to Purgatory…
Mark:Half Dollar is hooking up Purgatory for a powerbomb… Purgatory fights out of the powerbomb…And scores with a DDT to Half Dollar and here is a cover 1………………………………………………………………………..2….. Half Dollar kicks out…
Rhino:That was a very slow count from The Rock…
Mark:Yes it was at Purgatory now hooks up Half Dollar… And goes for a brain buster but Half Dollar gets out of it… Quick Roll Up 1…….2………. Kickout quickly by Purgatory…
Rhino:Now that was a very fast count… You can see where The Rock lies in this match up…
Mark:Half Dollar is going for Pocket Change… Purgatory blocks it… And now Purgatory sends him in to the ropes… Big Time Powerslam by Purgatory to Half Dollar… And here is another cover 1………………………….2…………………. Kickout by Half Dollar…
Rhino:The Rock is just calling this match up as he sees it and is doing what he wants when he wants…
Mark:Purgatory hooks up Half Dollar… HAPPY PLACE… Cover 1………2……………..
3……………………… ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner Purgatory…
Rhino:Now Purgatory is getting right in the face of The Rock…
Mark:The Rock and Purgatory are getting in to each others face… With a little bit of trash talking back and forth…
Rhino:This thing is going to explode right here…
Mark:WHAT THE HELL!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is out…And he has attacked Purgatory from behind…
Mark:Its a double team assault from Jericho and The Rock to Purgatory…
Rhino:This was a setup by The Rock and Chris Jericho…
Mark:Double Flapjack by The Rock and Chris Jericho leaving Purgatory down and out in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:They set up Purgatory and they have left him laying in the middle of the ring…
Mark:Officials are helping Purgatory to the back as we now get ready for some more action…
John Stevens vs Prodigy vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:This next match is a triple threat match and is set for one fall… Introducing first from Dallas, Tx… Weighing in at 374 Pounds… PRODIGY…
(“Are you ready for this” plays as Prodigy enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOHN STEVENS…
(“My Plague” plays as John Stevens enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Staten Island… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE…
(“Dogs Out” plays as Big Daddy Ace walks in to the arena…)
Mark:Well its a double team right away from Big Daddy Ace and John Stevens as they go right after Prodigy…
Rhino:Its smart to double team the bigger man and get him out of this match up early…
Mark:Double Clothesline by Stevens and Ace to Prodigy and it takes down the big man…
Rhino:Things arent looking good right now for Prodigy as he is stagering back up to his feet…
Mark:Another double clothesline by Stevens and Ace as they send Prodigy over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Now its One on One… Big Daddy Ace vs John Stevens to start off this match up…
Mark:John Stevens spins Big Daddy Ace around and nails him with right hands… As Stevens whips Ace in to the ropes… Ace ducks the clothesline and comes off with a cross body 1……………..2………………Kickout by John Stevens…
Rhino:John Stevens is right back up though…
Mark:As Big Daddy Ace now sends Stevens in to the ropes and he catches him with a spin heel kick… Quick cover 1………….2…………….. Kickout again by John Stevens…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has taken over this match up as of this moment Mark…
Mark:Yes he has as he now sets up John Stevens and he connects with a jackhammer slam… Here is another cover by Ace 1………………….2……….. Kickout again by John Stevens…
Rhino:Another pin and another kick out…
Mark:Prodigy is back in the ring and spins Big Daddy Ace around and nails him with a belly to belly suplex…
Rhino:That almost took Big Daddy Ace out of his boots…
Mark:Prodigy now picks up John Stevens in a press slam… Stevens rakes the eyes and goes behind Prodigy and nails him with a reverse DDT… Stevens goes for a cover on Prodigy 1………………………..2……………… Prodigy gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:This now has been a battle of control…
Mark:Stevens now with Big Daddy Ace and connects with a brain buster and another cover 1……………2……………..Kickout this time with Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:I dont know who will win this one Mark…
Mark:Prodigy with a shuffle side kick and he knocks Stevens over the ropes and to the outside…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is back up and he just Speared Prodigy…
Mark:Now I would say he almost speared Prodigy out of his boots…
Rhino:Prodigy is down now but Stevens is back in the ring…
Mark:German Suplex with a bridge to Big Daddy Ace 1…………….2………….. Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Stevens is setting up for the Slash Mark…
Mark:Ace pushes Stevens off in to the ropes… Stevens comes off and a kick to the midsection…ACE CRUSHER by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Prodigy is starting to get back up…
Mark:Cover 1…………….2……3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace returns to the eWa with a big win…
Mark:Well right now before we go back to the ring… Recently our eWa offices recieved a video tape and we are going to be playing it for you all right now… We dont know when this tape was produced so lets all take a look at the video tape…
In the predawn hours of the night, a silent empty arena is suddenly brought to life by the Hardcore Theater mysteriously coming on with “Vanishing” by A Perfect Circle echoing through every possible crack in the building. A teenager is shown standing in a basement, he runs his hand through his black hair and walks over to a glass ashtray and grabs his cigarette taking a drag off of it and exhales, he paces back and forth and suddenly stops. Taking another hit of the cigarette, he exhales and commences to cough violently before hocking up what appears to be the cure for cancer itself. He takes a moment and grabs a piece of chalk from a small coffee table in the middle of the room and goes to a bare cement wall, and proceeds to start writing. He takes the final hit off his cigarette and stubs it out in the ashtray admiring his work.
1 a obsolete : guile, TRICKERY b : deceptive appearance : DECEPTION
2 a : a false or MISTAKEn idea
3 : an often plausible argument using FALSE or invalid inference
He puts the piece of chalk down and slums down on a broken couch that looks twice as old as he. He stretches out and begins to talk to himself.
Does anyone understand that word? Is it not clear enough, some I guess if they were complete idiots you could put the word society next to that definition, or perhaps even humans. Well I guess there are just a select few individuals in everyone’s little “circles” of so-called material friends that take that definition as a way of life. Hell, even a politician used tasteless and racist campaigning to get anti-marijuana laws passed back in the 50’s. They are usually the ones that are stomping around, or whining about something that they can’t let go for some oddball reason. People get through their days using trickery, deception, making arguments out of false problems,…. our very own eyes are usually the most erroneousness flaw about humans. Because it is our eye that leads us on through the deceptions and our friends guile, deceitful cunning ways to avoid their deception from being found out. In fact you could also take it further and take it as to where if your friends find someone that is willing to have one of their hands shaking theirs, while another one is on a trigger in your coat pocket waiting for something to happen. *rubs his temples* But…that’s not the definition of humans is it? …I don’t think so Tim. Well lets try the world, Earth, 3th rock from the Sun, Hell..whatever you want to call it, well the whole world is full of assholes, pricks, crackheads, bums, bible-thumpers, crooked politicians, girl scouts, Tupperware party hosts, ….too bad George Carlin’s not here he could help me fill in the blanks. So if the world is full of so many people willing to say whatever other people want them to say just to feel important or feel like they impacted someone’s life in any which way. A world were billions of people……even professional wrestlers, would worship in a sense this word at least once or twice in their lifetime in once instance or another. …The law says that possession is 9/10ths of the law….so if the world “held” approximately …..a shit load of these sheep that worship the principals of trickery and deception. But these principals become a nagging virus that slowly starts to replicate itself through a slow osmosis-like process in to which the tricker whether they realize it or not gets caught by the victim. Hurt and scorned by the broken trust, the victim slowly starts to take on symptoms of the infected. Paranoia sets in, and the virus will begin to leech on to it’s “host”…the host then begins to seek revenge in the form however the virus seems fit, after a week or two…..it’s too late. So, one by one it spreads like a wildfire across the globe, to the point where there are only two people left…two lone people who have lived surrounded by the virus, and through the contact and hatred for the disease, built up an immunity. The world then is more than 97% infected, billions using false names, and experiences to only boost up their deceitful natures, and build webs of deception and paranoia. Wonder how long it would take people to think of the word…just a simple word. I mean ……I don’t expect everyone to understand my thoughts, they are beyond most people’s logic anyway. As before as to what I mentioned about the world, I have come to the conclusion that it is in fact true. *grabs a cigarette, sparking up a Zippo lighting the cig, taking a drag, exhaling some rings* ……The World is a Fallacy….One big deceitful cunning, false deceptive trickster, who’s only looking to stab you in the back when you least expect it.
The boy gets up for a moment and spit outside an open window hacking for a moment. He sighs taking another drag of the cigarette and flicks the cherry off saving half of it putting it on the table. Suddenly the picture burns up as the Hardcore Theater once again goes cold and pitch black. Only sound heard is the sound of fire trucks racing to a five-alarm blaze out in the city.
Rhino:Now that was interesting…
Mark:Yes it was… We have to get back to the ring…
eWa Tag Team Championship Match
John Cena & Billy Gunn(c) vs Subway & Cactus Jack
Pa Announcer:This next match is set for one fall and is for the eWa Tag Team Championship… Introducing first the challengers… The Team of CACTUS JACK and SUBWAY…
(“Hits From the Bong” plays as Cactus Jack and Subway enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… The Current and defending eWa Tag Team Champions… JOHN CENA and BILLY GUNN…
(“Word Life” plays as Cena and Gunn enter the arena…)
Mark:There is the bell and it will be John Cena and Subway starting things off in the center of the ring… Cena and Subway back and forth with right hands…
Rhino:Its a back and forth between Cena and Subway…
Mark:Cena with a kick to the midsection of Subway and connects with a swinging neckbreaker to Subway and Cena goes for a quick cover 1………….2………. Subway gets his shoulder up… Cena now working over the arm of Subway right now…
Rhino:John Cena is working over Subway right now in the center of the ring…
Mark:Cena scoops up John Cena and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:John Cena is holding open Subway as he tags in Billy Gunn…
Mark:Billy Gunn with a couple of boots to the midsection of Subway as Cena held him wide open… Billy Gunn now just grinding away at Subway keeping him away from his corner…
Rhino:Smart Strategy by the Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Billy Gunn hooks up Subway and nails him with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:He held him up in the air for a few second there…
Mark:Billy Gunn makes another tag to John Cena and now they nail Subway with a huge double spine buster…
Rhino:That was a big time double team move…
Mark:John Cena goes for a cover 1……….2…………………. Cactus Jack stops the three count…
Rhino:Cactus had to get in there or this match up was going to be over for his team…
Mark:Subway needs to get Cactus Jack in to the ring… As Cena now hooks up Subway and connects with a DDT… Another cover 1…………………………2……… Subway gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Cena makes another quick tag to Billy Gunn…
Mark:Billy Gunn now hooks up Subway for a jackhammer slam… Subway gets out of the hold and goes behind Billy Gunn as he now pushes him off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline by Subway and Gunn…
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…
Mark:Which one will get up first?
Rhino:Who ever gets up needs to make a tag real quick…
Mark:Cena gets the tag from Billy Gunn…
Rhino:And Cactus Jack gets the tag…
Mark:Cactus Jack with right hands to John Cena… Clothesline for Billy Gunn… John Cena back up and goes behind Cactus Jack and now is nailing Jack with right hands…
Rhino:But Cactus Jack is firing back at John Cena…
Mark:Cena gets his right hand blocked as Cactus Jack fires back with a kick to the midsection…
Rhino:Subway and Gunn go tumbling over the top rope to the outside…
Mark:Double Arm DDT by Cactus Jack… Heres the cover 1………….2……….. Cena gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close one…
Mark:Cactus Jack hooks him up for a piledriver… No… LOW BLOW by John Cena…
Rhino:That was the only thing he could have done right there…
Mark:Cactus Jack is back to his feet… As John Cena has him up for the F-U Remix…
Rhino:If he hits this it will be all over…
Mark:Cactus Jack slides out of it… Jack spins Cena around… Kick to the midsection… PILEDRIVER by Cactus Jack…
Rhino:Gunn is trying to get in to the ring… But Subway is stopping him…
Mark:Heres the count 1………2…………..3…….. NEW CHAMPIONS!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW eWa Tag Team Champions… SUBWAY AND CACTUS JACK…
Rhino:We have new Tag Team Champions here in the eWa…
Mark:They get their shot and they make it payoff for them… Its time for the Final Moments Match so lets head out to the graveyard for the action…
Final Moments Match
Payne Killer vs The Undertaker
Rhino:Well this is going to be real interesting…
Mark:I would agree with you on that one Rhino…
Rhino:Well all I see is The Undertaker so far…
Mark:Yeah, no sign of Payne Killer just yet…
Rhino:The Undertaker is looking around for Payne Killer… But still no sign of him…
Mark:The Undertaker knows what this match is all about… So he should be prepared for anything to happen…
Rhino:I see Payne Killer…
Mark:Yes so do I… But The Undertaker doesnt…
Rhino:Payne Killer has shovel…
Mark:And he just nailed The Undertaker right in the back of the head with that shovel…
Rhino:He just knocked The Undertaker completely out cold with that shovel…
Mark:Payne Killer has The Undertaker in the casket and is lowering The Undertaker in to the grave…
Rhino:This match is just about over…
Mark:All he has to do is just start to pour the dirt on top of the casket now…
Rhino:I believe the official there has just stopped the match up…
Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen… The winner of the Final Moments Match is PAYNE KILLER…
Rhino:Its another win for Payne Killer here in the eWa…
Mark:And he did what he had to do to win the match up to Rhino…
Rhino:Yes he sure did…
Mark:Well we are now coming back in to the arena… As the arena has been set up for the eWa Television Title Match…
eWa Television Championship In To The Light Match
Triple H(c) vs Halo
Pa Announcer:This next match up is an IN TO THE LIGHT MATCH for the eWa Television Championship.. The goal is to send the opponent into the tube lighting and incapacitate him until the opponent cannot answer a 10 count… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… HALO…
(“Fuck The World” plays as Halo walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The eWa Television Champion… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is Triple H?
Mark:He wouldnt miss this match up would he?
Rhino:I dont think he would…
Mark:Halo is waiting for him to come through the entrance…
Rhino:Triple H is behind Halo…
Mark:Triple H attacks Halo from behind… And is nailing him with boots as he has him down on the canvas right now…
Rhino:What a cheap move by The Game…
Mark:The Game clotheslines Halo over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Halo got jumped and is taking a beating from Triple H…
Mark:Triple H pulls one of the swimming pools full of bulbs… And Triple H nails him with a snap suplex right in to the lights…
Rhino:You can here them snap,crackle and pop when Halo hit them…
Mark:Triple H with right hands to Halo who is still in those lights…
Rhino:The Game is in complete control right now… As he is pulling another pool full of lights…
Mark:Triple H going for another suplex… Blocked by Halo and Halo suplexs him in to the lights now…
Rhino:That was a big move for Halo right now…
Mark:Halo now is pulling Triple H out of the lights and just slams him down on to the ramp…
Rhino:Halo now is pulling one of those tables and now has two side by side right now set up for Triple H…
Mark:Things arent looking good for Triple H at the moment…
Rhino:LOW BLOW by The Game…
Mark:That was something he had to do… As now Triple H is up on the tables with Halo…
Rhino:What does Triple H have in mind…
Mark:PEDIGREE! Right through the tables and the lights…
Rhino:That has busted opened Halo…
Mark:The referee is starting to make his count… As he is now up to 5….6…
Rhino:Hes up to eight…
Mark:Halo some how stagers up to his feet right before the referee reached ten…
Rhino:Triple H can not believe it…
Mark:Triple H pulls out another pool… And now hooks up Halo… PEDIGREE again in to the lights…
Rhino:Another brutal shot… As Halo is lying down and out in a pool of his own blood…
Mark:The referee is up to five… Six… Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN… ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Television Champion… TRIPLE H…
Rhino:Triple H left Halo a bloody mess here tonight…
Mark:Halo showed some spark… But Triple H was able to keep his ground and he picks up the win…Its street fight time… So lets head to the ring…
FTW Championship Street Fight
Kid Money(c) vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:This next match is a street fight and set for one fall… And it is for the FTW Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From the Slaughter House…Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“One is the Loneiest Number” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 239 Pounds…The FTW Champion… KID MONEY…
(“If I cant” plays as Kid Money enters the arena…)
Mark:There is the bell as Lone Jobber and Kid Money go at it right away… With right hands back and forth…
Rhino:Neither man giving an inch…
Mark:Kid Money ducks a right hand from Lone Jobber and comes back with a quick spear and now Money follows in with right hands…
Rhino:Kid Money is really doing a number to Lone Jobber right now as he has him down on the canvas…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on his feet… And Kid Money nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Kid Money has just gone to the outside and has gone underneath the ring for something…
Mark:He just threw a trash can full of weapons in to the ring right now…
Rhino:The FTW Champion knows what he is doing in these types of match ups…
MarK:Lone Jobber gets back up but Kid Money has a broom stick and nails him right in the ribs with the brook stick and now breaks it across the back of Kid Money…
Rhino:Thats gotta hurt…
Mark:Kid Money now grabs another broom stick… And sends Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Jobber ducks the broom stick and fires back with right hands…
Rhino:Jobber has been in wars like this in the past…
Mark:Lone Jobber with a kick to the midsection and he now grabs a broken broom stick and is choking the life out of Kid Money…
Rhino:Everything is legal in this street fight Mark…
Mark:If it wasnt… Then it wouldnt be a street fight… Lone Jobber now slams Kid Money down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lone Jobber grabs the trash can and slams Kid Money right on to the trash can…
Mark:As we can see now Lone Jobber is climbing up the top rope…
Rhino:What does Jobber have in mind?
Mark:Frog Splash MISSES!
Rhino:He went high risk and Kid Money moved as Lone Jobber went right in to the trash can…
Mark:That was a big time move but it backfired… As Kid Money picks up a steel chair that was dumped in the ring… And he clobbers Lone Jobber right in the head…
Rhino:Brutal chair shot…
Mark:Lone Jobber stagers back up to his feet as Kid Money strikes him in the gut with the chair now…
Rhino:Kid Money is hooking him up for a DDT on the chair…
Mark:No… Blocked by Lone Jobber…Jobber with right hands…
Rhino:Kid Money fires back with right hands as well…
Mark:Jobber with a thumb to the eye of Kid Money… Jobber hooks up Kid Money… THE GIMMICK RIGHT ON THE STEEL CHAIR…
Rhino:I believe we have a new champion…
Mark:Here is the cover 1…………2…………..3……… NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW FTW Champion… LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has just become the FTW Champion here tonight… After Kid Money gave it his all…
Mark:We are going back to the ring… But our cameras just tape some footage that just happened back stage so lets roll that footage now…
Rhino:Who is that?
Mark:I believe thats Demon Child…
Rhino:I know who he is… But who is that other person beating him up…
Mark:I dont know… But some mystery man has just attacked Demon Child in the back and has laid him out…
Rhino:Things arent good for Demon Child…
Mark:But who is that Mystery Man…
Rhino:Could he be the same Mystery Man who has been sending those messages?
Mark:I dont know… I dont know if we will ever find out… But it is now Main Event Time… So lets get to the ring…
eWa Undisputed World Championship Ultimate Submission Iron Man Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Chris Benoit
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is an ULTIMATE SUBMISSION IRON MAN MATCH for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… The rules of this match will be thirty minutes of Ultimate Submission Rules while the other thirty minutes will be decided with Pinfalls, Submissions, Countouts and Disqualifications… The coin toss before the match has decided that the first thirty minutes will be contested under Ultimate Submission Rules… Now introducing the participants… First the Challenger… From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Crippler CHRIS BENOIT…
(“Whatever” plays as Chris Benoit walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Current and Defending eWa Undisputed World Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Well Rhino we have what should be one hell of a match up right now…With two of the best in this business today…
Rhino:They have sixty minutes to do whatever they want to each other and whoever gets the most falls will win this match and will win the Undisputed World Championship…
Mark:The referee right now is giving the instructions to both men right now as they are now squaring off in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Theres the bell and the clock has started…
Mark:Both men are just looking at one another doing a little back and forth talking between each other…
Rhino:These two men are two of the best wrestlers that have ever laced up a pair of wrestling boots…
Mark:Collar and Elbow tie up in the center of the ring between Benoit and Michaels… Benoit pushes Michaels back up in to the ropes and we get a clean break from Chris Benoit as the referee backs him back up in to the ropes…
Rhino:And now Michaels goes right back in to the center of the ring…
Mark:Michaels and Benoit lock up again in the center of the ring with another collar and elbow tie up… Michaels with a kick to the midsection and now goes behind Benoit with a hammerlock…
Rhino:Benoit is reaching around for a body part of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Michaels lets go of the hammerlock and goes right in to a side headlock on the crippler… As now Shawn Michaels locks in the hold grinding away at the Crippler Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Shawn is trying to keep the hold locked in on Chris Benoit as Benoit is trying to counter it anyway he can…
Mark:Chris Benoit pushes Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Benoit falls down as Michaels leaps over him… Michaels comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a hip toss by Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Shawn is right back up…
Mark:Benoit nails Michaels with another hiptoss as Michaels got back up on to his feet… Shawn stagers back up to his feet and Benoit clotheslines Michaels over the top rope…
Rhino:Michaels is still hanging on and he skins the cat back in to the ring…
Mark:Benoit turns back around and Michaels nails him with right hands as he backs Chris Benoit in to the ropes… Benoit gets sent in to the ropes… Reversal by Chris Benoit and now nails Shawn Michaels with a back body drop…
Rhino:Benoit sent Shawn Michaels for a big time ride there…
Mark:Shawn stagers back up and Benoit kicks him in the midsection and goes for the Crossface…
Rhino:Benoit is going for the quick tap out to Shawn Michaels or at least to wear down The Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Benoit has the crippler crossface locked in on the Heartbreak Kid… As Shawn Michaels is trying to make it to the ropes and does…
Rhino:As we could see Shawn Michaels was not going to tap out but I dont think that was the point of the crippler crossface at that moment… I believe Chris Benoit is just trying to wear down Shawn Michaels so that when he is ready he will make Shawn Michaels tap out…
Mark:Good Point Rhino…
Rhino:Thank you…
Mark:Even though it doesnt happen often…
Rhino:Hey…
Mark:Anyhow back to the match up at hand… Chris Benoit scoops up the Heartbreak Kid and slams him down to the canvas as Benoit now puts the boots to the back of the Heartbreak Kid…Benoit now picks up Michaels again and locks in a hammer lock and slams him down to the canvas with his arm in the hammerlock position…
Rhino:Smart move by the Crippler right there…
Mark:Benoit now taking his time with Shawn Michaels showing that he can out wrestle Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:At least he is showing that he can out wrestle Shawn Michaels at this point in time…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up to his feet and gets kicked in to the midsection by Benoit and now Benoit now grabs Shawn Michaels arm and hooks him in to an arm and has him in an arm bar…
Rhino:Benoit is grinding away at Shawn Michaels arm..
Mark:As Benoit now kicks HBK in the midsection and slams him back down to the canvas again…
Rhino:Arm Bar… Arm Bar by Chris Benoit…
Mark:Chris Benoit is stretching the arm of Shawn Michaels… Trying to wear down Shawn Michaels and make him tap out…
Rhino:You can see the pain in the face of Shawn Michaels right now… As he is trying to get to the ropes now…
Mark:Michaels is able to make it to the ropes… As Chris Benoit now is in control of this match up…
Rhino:I would agree Chris Benoit has definitely had the momentum in his favor here in the first ten minutes of this match up…
Mark:Chris Benoit now picks up the Heartbreak Kid and sends him in to the ropes… Benoit ducks his head… And Michaels slides underneath the legs of Chris Benoit and now from behind Shawn Michaels clips the leg right out from underneath of Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Well the momentum could be changing right here and now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs the right leg of Chris Benoit and now drives his knee right in to the knee of Chris Benoit trying to wear down the leg of Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going for the figure four leg lock on Chris Benoit…
Mark:And he hooks it on Benoit right in the middle of the ring… Shawn Michaels is trying to wear down Chris Benoit…
Rhino:I doubt Chris Benoit will tap out to the figure four leg lock… But I know that this is going to wear down Benoit in the long haul for this entire sixty minute match up…
Mark:Benoit is trying to turn Shawn Michaels over so that Shawn Michaels will be in some type of pain instead of Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is able to keep the figure four locked in on Chris Benoit…
Mark:He stopped the reversal but Benoit is now trying to make his way now to the ropes…
Rhino:Benoit is almost there and he is able to get there Mark to break up the figure four leg lock…
Mark:Chris Benoit is stagering back up to his feet as Shawn Michaels now grabs the leg of Chris Benoit and hits him with a dragon screw leg whip…
Rhino:That move really hurts you Mark…
Mark:How would you know? You have never been in a wrestling ring…
Rhino:Well… Well… It… It Does…
Mark:Any how Shawn Michaels now is pulling Chris Benoit towards the ring post… And now grabs the right leg of Chris Benoit… And nails Chris Benoit’s leg right in to the ring post…
Rhino:Damn that hurts…
Mark:Another time by Shawn Michaels driving the right leg in to the ring post doing more damage to the leg of Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is pulling Chris Benoit back in to the center of the ring…
Mark:The Hearbreak Kid drives an elbow right in to the right leg of Chris Benoit continuing his assault on Chris Benoit…
Rhino:The Rabid Wolvering is in some pain as we are twenty minutes in to this match up with no falls so far…
Mark:Sharpshooter by Shawn Michaels… No… Chris Benoit pushes Shawn Michaels off and stops him from applying the sharpshooter…
Rhino:Chris Benoit favoring his right leg is back up on to his feet now Mark…
Mark:Chops by Chris Benoit that knock Shawn Michaels back in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels gets sent for the ride in to the ropes… Michaels ducks the clothesline and now goes behind Chris Benoit and connects with a dropkick right to the back of the leg of Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Benoit tried to turn this match up back around but Shawn Michaels is able to hit a move and get Benoit back down on the canvas…
Mark:Sharpshooter is now locked in by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:This move was of course made famous by the legendary Bret The Hitman Hart…
Mark:Chris Benoit is in pain as he is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:You can see the pain in the face of Chris Benoit… As the Sharpshooter is locked in on Chris Benoit…
Mark:Benoit is so closed to the ropes but he is still unable to get there…
Rhino:You can see that Chris Benoit does want to tap out… Would you tap out if you were Chris Benoit Mark?
Mark:If I wanted to save myself for the rest of the match up because there is still over thirty three minutes left in this match up…
Rhino:Good point…
Mark:Benoit is able to reach the ropes now as Shawn Michaels now has to break the hold…
Rhino:You can see that Chris Benoit is in some pain and you can also see that Shawn Michaels is upset that Chris Benoit did not tap out to the Sharpshooter…
Mark:Benoit has been worned down by Shawn Michaels… As Chris Benoit now stagers back up to his feet… As Shawn Michaels now hooks up Chris Benoit and Michaels drops him down with a piledriver…
Rhino:I would think this is where Shawn Michaels would have gone to a pin but he is one minute too early to go for that…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now going for a boston crab to Chris Benoit… But Benoit blocks it and pushes him back in to the ropes…
Pa Announcer:The Ultimate Submission Rules have passed… Pinfalls now will count… With Thirty Minutes to go…
Rhino:Benoit is back up to his feet and gets nailed with right hands from the Heartbreak Kid…
MarK:I have a feeling Rhino this thirty minutes is going to get a lot more physical…
Rhino:I would agree with you…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Chris Benoit in to the ropes…And Shawn Michaels nails Chris Benoit with a dropkick right to the face of Chris Benoit…
Rhino:That was a beautiful dropkick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now going back to the sharpshooter again and it is locked in on Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Benoit is again in some pain…
Mark:But this time Chris Benoit is able to get to the ropes though quicker than the last time…
Rhino:He saved himself some real pain getting to the ropes right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now picks up Chris Benoit and is hooking him up for another piledriver and he connects 1……..2……. Kickout by Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Things are not looking good for Chris Benoit as you can see Shawn Michaels with that sparkle in his eye as he is feeling it right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up and slams Chris Benoit down to the canvas as Shawn Michaels is going to the top rope…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going high risk…
Mark:Big Splash… MISSES by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is down and so is Chris Benoit…
Mark:The referee is counting both men down with twenty five minutes left in this match up…
Rhino:Who will get back to their feet first?
Mark:Both men are stagering back to their feet… And now right hands back and forth between Benoit and Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Benoit has some more fire behind those right hands…
Mark:Chris Benoit whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… And Benoit nails Shawn Michaels with a stiff clothesline…
Rhino:That almost took Shawn Michaels head off…
Mark:Chris Benoit now with a kick to the midsection of Shawn Michaels and a Northern Lights Suplex… 1……….2……………. Shawn Michaels is able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Twenty Minutes left…
Mark:Chris Benoit is now feeling like Shawn Michaels was a few minutes ago…
Rhino:I would agree with you as you see Chris Benoit going behind Shawn Michaels…
Mark:German Suplex by Chris Benoit… As he rolls in to another one by Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Thats two German Suplex’s by Chris Benoit… Could we be seeing a third?
Mark:Three German Suplex’s by Chris Benoit… As Chris Benoit now goes for a cover 1………….2………Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close one for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Chris Benoit whips Shawn Michaels back in to the ropes… And a powerslam by Chris Benoit which has laid Shawn Michaels out in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Benoit is going to fly now Mark as he is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Headbutt MISSES!
Rhino:He took a chance but Shawn Michaels was able to roll out of the way just in the nick of time Mark…
Mark:Yes he did… As Shawn Michaels now stagers up to his feet first and connects with boots to Chris Benoit as he now sends Benoit in to the corner…
Rhino:Benoit stagers out of the conrer now…
Mark:And Michaels with a flying forearm shot to Chris Benoit as both men are down on the canvas…
Rhino:Once again the referee is counting both men down…
Mark:Nip up by HBK as the fans start to boo Shawn Michaels… More right hands from HBK to Benoit… As Benoit gets sent in to the ropes… And a back body drop by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:I believe this match has been all about a person feeling it Mark and now Shawn Michaels is feeling it with ten minutes to go here in this match up…
Mark:I would agree with you on that one… As Shawn Michaels slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Michaels is going to the top rope but Chris Benoit is back up on his feet…
Mark:Moonsault on to Chris Benoit and there is a cover 1………..2………. Kickout by Chris Benoit…
Rhino:That was almost the first pinfall of the match up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now hammers Chris Benoit in to the corner and is now putting Chris Benoit on the top rope…
Rhino:Superplex Time?
Mark:Benoit is pushing Shawn Michaels off the top rope…
Rhino:Chris Benoit is going for it all right here…
Mark:FLYING HEADBUTT CONNECTS ON SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:What a big time move by Chris Benoit…
Mark:Chris Benoit is able to get his arm on Shawn Michaels 1…………..2…………… 3…NO! Shawn Michaels just got his shoulder up…
Rhino:I can not believe it…
Mark:And neither can Chris Benoit as there is five minutes left in this match up…
Rhino:I think we will be seeing the crippler crossface any second now once Shawn Michaels gets back up to his feet…
Mark:Yes I think that too…As Chris Benoit now goes in for the kill… Crippler Cros… NO… Shawn Michaels with elbows to the midsection of Chris Benoit as he now fighting him off…
Rhino:Its a back and forth brawl right now…
Mark:Chris Benoit with a kick to the midsection and goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Mark:Michaels hit the big kick… But he can not go for the cover though…
Rhino:This Iron Man Match has taken a lot out of both men Mark… I dont know how much more they could actually have left in themselves…
Mark:There is less than a minute remaining… As Michaels gets his arm over Benoit 1…………..2…………. Benoit gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:It took Shawn Michaels a little longer to get over and make the cover and thats why Benoit was able to kick out…
Mark:Both men are fighting right now… Benoit goes behind Michaels…
Rhino:Hes trying to hook Michaels for a german suplex…
Mark:Michaels is trying to block it… Michaels goes behind Benoit…
Rhino:Twenty Seconds…
Mark:Benoit now goes behind Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Ten Seconds…
Mark:German Suplex with a bridge… 1…………… 2……..3………..
Rhino:Its Over… The Sixty Minutes have ended…
Mark:The referee is talking it over with the PA Announcer right now… As we are a waiting the final decision…
Rhino:I believe Benoit has won this match up…
Mark:I believe the PA Announcer is ready so lets head down to him for the official results…
Pa Announcer:The referee has counted both mens shoulders down on the canvas… There for this match up has been ruled a DRAW…
Rhino:A Draw? What the Hell…
Mark:That is what the official has ruled… Here comes Shane McMahon with a microphone in hand…
Shane:It seems there is alot of confusion right now over what just took place in this very ring… Well I am here to let everyone know what will happen… Since this match up was ruled a draw we will not be restarting the match up… So still eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS(crowd boos)…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is out and is helping Michaels up after this gruling match up…
Shane:But Chris, I know you are wondering what is next… Well I will tell you… On November 11th, 2003… At Tuesday Night Carnage it will be you and a partner vs Shawn Michaels and a partner in a tag team match… Chris if you are able to beat Shawn Michaels in the tag match you will then recieve a title shot at the next event…
Rhino:So it will be Benoit and Michaels one more time at Carnage but this time they will have tag team partners…
Mark:That is going to be very interesting… Especially who they will choose as their tag team partners…It has been a wild and crazy all hallows eve… Happy Halloween and Good Night everyone…
About Author
