Glory 2003

Mark:Welcome to Toyko, Japan… Welcome to the biggest show of them all… WELCOME TO GLORY! I am Mark… And you all know who my partner is by now and his name of course is RHINO!

Rhino:Marky Mark… Im so excited… We are Live as Live can be and this is the biggest show of the year for us and it is so jam packed that you dont know where to start…

Mark:But I do know where it will end and it will end with our Main Event Tonight… Which is going to be a Barbed Wire Scaffold Match for the eWa Undisputed World Championship… As tonight Chris Jericho will be defending the title for the first time on Pay Per View against Chris Benoit…

Rhino:Some say Chris Benoit should be Undisputed Champion right now, but he now gets his shot at the new champion and he could pull it out here tonight…

Mark:Also here tonight we will see the return of Vertigo as he steps in to the ring with Purgatory to take on Shane McMahon and Triple H…

Rhino:Vertigo and Purgatory have been playing games with Triple H… And will the games continue here tonight?

Mark:All eWa Titles are on the line here tonight… So lets not waste anymore time and lets get to the ring…

Rhyno vs Payne Killer

Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Selma, Ca… Weighing in at 267 Pounds… PAYNE KILLER…

(Payne Killer’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… RHYNO…

(“Gore” plays as Rhyno enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… Rhyno and Payne Killer are just opening up on one another in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Neither man is letting up on one another…

Mark:Rhyno ducks and sends Payne Killer in to the corner…

Rhino:Rhyno is charging in right after Payne Killer…

Mark:Rhyno misses the clothesline as Payne Killer now comes off the ropes and takes Rhyno out with a clothesline of his own…

Rhino:A big miss from Rhyno has let Payne Killer take over this match up…

Mark:Yes it has as Payne Killer is now putting the boots to Rhyno… Rhyno is back up to his feet and now Payne Killer hooks him with a brain buster… Payne Killer goes for a cover 1…………………………..2………………………………….. Kickout by Rhyno…

Rhino:Payne Killer has taken control of the match up and is doing a number to Rhyno who came out firing…

Mark:Payne Killer whips Rhyno in to the ropes and Payne Killer nails him with a back body drop…

Rhino:Rhyno is staggering back up to his feet…

Mark:And Payne Killer connects with a big time spinebuster… Here is another cover by Payne Killer 1…………………………………..2………………………………… Kickout again by Rhyno…

Rhino:Rhyno needs to do something…

Mark:Payne Killer hooks him up for the Payne Reliever… No… Rhyno pushes him off…

Rhino:GORE!

Mark:MISSES! Payne Killer moved out of the way of the gore… PAYNE RELIEVER… Cover 1……………………………..2……………………………….3…….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PAYNE KILLER…

Rhino:An impressive win here tonight for Payne Killer…

Mark:This match was fast pace and has just started off what should be one hell of a night here tonight… As we are going right back to the ring for more action…

Mark Dash vs Dragon

Pa Announcer:This next match up is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Valley Cottage, New York… Weighing in at 183 Pounds… MARK DASH…

(Mark Dash’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Denver, Colorado… Weighing in at 333 Pounds…DRAGON…

(“End is Near” plays as Dragon enters the arena…)

Rhino:Mark, this is a total miss match for Mark Dash…

Mark:I would agree… There is a 150 Pound weight difference between the two men…

Rhino:Speed is going to be a key right here in this match up…

Mark:Dash with a forearm to Dragon…

Rhino:Dragon just shoved it off…

Mark:Dash comes off the ropes and nails him with a clothesline… Mark Dash comes back off the ropes… And he nails him with another clothesline…

Rhino:Dragon is just taking all of his shots…

Mark:Mark Dash comes back off the ropes… And he nails Dragon with a dropkick…

Rhino:That shook up Dragon…

Mark:Mark Dash quickly goes to the top rope and he connects with a missle dropkick…

Rhino:That took Dragon off his feet…

Mark:Mark Dash now stomps away at Dragon…

Rhino:He is trying to keep Dragon down on the canvas…

Mark:But he is unsuccessful… As Dragon is back up on to his feet… Mark Dash runs off the ropes… Goes for a dropkick to the knee… But Dragon leaps over the Mark Dash dropkick and now drops an elbow right on to Mark Dash…

Rhino:That has to take a lot out of Mark Dash…

Mark:Dragon whips Mark Dash in to the ropes now and he hot shots him on to the top rope… And comes back with a samoan drop…

Rhino:Dragon is just using his size and strength right now…

Mark:Dragon picks up Mark Dash and has him up in a press slam and drops him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Things arent looking good for Mark Dash at the moment…

Mark:Mark Dash gets picked up by Dragon and he nails him with a running powerslam… Here is a cover 1………………………………….2……………………… Kickout by Mark Dash…

Rhino:He barely got his shoulder up…

Mark:Dragon has Mark Dash set up for the Mystical Knight… No… Mark Dash gets out of it and he nails him with a quick dropkick in to the knees of Dragon…

Rhino:Mark Dash is heading to the top rope…

Mark:Moonsault MISSES! As Dragon moved out of the way of the Moonsault from Dragon…

Rhino:Dragon is now setting up Mark Dash…

Mark:BOILING POINT! By Dragon to Mark Dash and here is a cover 1……………………………………2…………………….3……. ITS OVER…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… DRAGON…

Rhino:Dragon returns with an impressive win over Mark Dash here this week…

Mark:He has a mean streak inside of him and Dragon gets the big win here tonight… As we get sets for a Flaming Tables Match…

Flaming Tables Match
Kid Money vs The Hitman

Pa Announcer:This next match up is a FLAMING TABLES MATCH… The way to win is to light the table on fire and throw your opponent threw the table… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 239 Pounds… KID MONEY…

(“P.I.M.P.” plays as Kid Money enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New York, Ny… Weighing in at 234 Pounds… THE HITMAN…

(The Hitman’s theme plays he enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… Some trash talking between the two men…

Rhino:Kid Money is out for some revenge after what happened at Tuesday Night Carnage…

Mark:Kid Money sends The Hitman in to the ropes… The Hitman with a reversal and takes him down with a spear… Right Hands from the Hitman as he mounts Kid Money after the spear…

Rhino:That was a big move early on by The Hitman…

Mark:The Hitman now hooks up Kid Money and nails him with a suplex…

Rhino:The Hitman needs to wear him down before putting him through a table…

Mark:Kid Money is back up on his feet as The Hitman hooks him up again and nails him with a piledriver… As The Hitman is going to the outside…

Rhino:I believe he is going to get a table…

Mark:Thats exactly what he is doing… But Kid Money is back up and planchas over the top rope and lands on top of The Hitman…

Rhino:Now Kid Money is scoring with right hands to The Hitman…

Mark:Kid Money whips The Hitman hard in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Kid Money rolls The Hitman back in the ring as he is going to open up on The Hitman…

Mark:The Hitman is back up on his feet as he gets sent in to the corner by Kid Money… Kid Money now with boots to The Hitman wearing him down in the corner…

Rhino:The Hitman just got sent hard in to the farside corner by Kid Money…

Mark:Kid Money is now setting up the table…

Rhino:He is looking to end this one…

Mark:The Hitman though goes behind Kid Money and nails him with a german release suplex…

Rhino:Both men are just doing one high impact move after another to each other and it looks like they have taken a lot out of each other here in this match up…

Mark:I would agree with you there Rhino as both men now stagger back up on their feet…

Rhino:Both men are trading right hands…

Mark:Kid Money with a thumb to the eye as he now scoops up The Hitman and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Kid Money is now heading to the top rope…

Mark:The Hitman runs in to the ropes and knocks Kid Money off of the ropes…

Rhino:The Hitman is on the top rope with Kid Money…

Mark:Superplex from the top rope… As now The Hitman is in control of this match up…

Rhino:The Hitman has a table set up in the middle of the ring…

Mark:He just grabbed matches from the referee…

Rhino:The table is now on fire Mark…

Mark:Kid Money staggers around and gets kicked in the midsection… POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Rhino:ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… THE HITMAN…

Rhino:Impressive Debut for The Hitman…

Mark:Officials have now put out the fire… And are tending to Kid Money…

Rhino:Kid Money looks to be hurt from this encounter with The Hitman…

Mark:As they now help Kid Money to the back… We get set for our next match up…

FTW Championship Boot Camp Match
Big Daddy Ace(c) vs Steve Austin

Pa Announcer:The Next Match is a BOOT CAMP MATCH and is for the FTW Championship… Introducing first… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…

(“I wont do what you tell me” plays as Stone Cold enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Staten Island, Ny… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… The FTW Champion… From the BTP… BIG DADDY ACE…

(“Dogs Out” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Stone Cold goes right out after Big Daddy Ace with right hands…

Rhino:Steve Austin isnt a wrestler… He is a brawler… And he is brawling with Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:The referee is only here to make the pinfall count… Thats it… He serves no other purpose here in this match up…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is coming back with right hands of his own…

Mark:Stone Cold with a kick to the midsection of Big Daddy Ace and sends him off in to the ropes… Ace comes off and gets nailed with a hiptoss from the Texas Rattlesnake…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets right back up…

Mark:And Stone Cold sends Big Daddy Ace over the top rope and to the floor…

Rhino:Stone Cold goes to the outside right after Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Stone Cold scores with more right hands as he whips him in to the guardrail… Ace reverses and Stone Cold goes right in to the guard rail…

Rhino:Ace is looking under the ring right now… And he has found a trash can…

Mark:Ace has the trash can and cracks it across the top of the head of the Texas Rattlesnake…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace rolls Stone Cold back in to the ring… And is throwing a few different weapons in to the ring as well…

Mark:A steel chair… A singapore cane and a trash can and the lid of the trash can… As Ace is back in the ring… Big Daddy Ace picks up Stone Cold and drops him back down to the canvas with a body slam…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now has that steel chair…

Mark:Stone Cold staggers back up to his feet and Big Daddy Ace nails Stone Cold with that chair…

Rhino:Stone Cold has been busted open from that chair shot…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now going over to get the singapore cane… And is just nailing the rattlesnake right in the back with the cane…

Rhino:Steve Austin is in some trouble right now… As Big Daddy Ace is having his way with the challenger…

Mark:Stone Cold now is back up on to his feet and gets sent in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace nails him right in the head with the trash can lid as he came off the ropes…

Rhino:I would think it is only a matter of time before Big Daddy Ace finishes off Stone Cold Steve Austin…

Mark:The Boot Camp match allows anything and everything and right now Big Daddy Ace is giving a beating to Stone Cold Steve Austin…

Rhino:A bloody Stone Cold is staggering back up to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is going for the Ace Crusher… Stone Cold blocks the setup of the move and fires back with right hands…

Rhino:Stone Cold never gives up and will continue to fight…

Mark:And thats what he is doing right now… As he sends Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Lou Thez Press with right hands by Stone Cold…

Rhino:Stone Cold is using his one last gas and is using it to his fullest…

Mark:Stone Cold with the steel chair… And he cracks it over the head of the FTW Champion…

Rhino:The fans are behind Stone Cold right now… As he is setting up for the Stone Cold Stunner…

Mark:STUNNER… NO! Big Daddy Ace pushes him off in to the ropes… Ace with a kick to the midsection… ACE CRUSHER!

Rhino:Its over…

Mark:Here is the cover 1………………………………….2…………………………..3….. Big Daddy Ace retains…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and still FTW Champion… BIG DADDY ACE…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace survives the Boot Camp Match and is still the FTW Champion…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace survived the one last fury of Stone Cold and keeps his belt…The Barbed Wire Cross Match is next… So lets get to the ring…

eWa Tag Team Championship Barbed Wire Cross Match
Subway & Cactus Jack(c) vs Chimpman

Pa Announcer:This next match is a BARBED WIRE CROSS MATCH and is for the eWa Tag Team Championship… This match is now a 2 on 1 HANDICAP MATCH… Introducing first… The Challenger… From The Jungle… Weighing in at 290 Pounds… CHIMPMAN…

(Chimpman’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponents… The Current and defending eWa Tag Team Champions… SUBWAY and CACTUS JACK…

(“Hits from the bong” plays as Subway and Cactus Jack enter the arena)

Rhino:Things arent looking good for Chimpman…

Mark:No it isnt… He didnt choose a partner and this is where we are at…

Rhino:The way to win is to strap your opponent on to the barbed wire cross…

Mark:Subway goes right out after Chimpman… With right hands…

Rhino:Chimpman is firing back…

Mark:Subway whips Chimpman in to the ropes… Kick to the midsection… And connects with a swinging neck breaker…

Rhino:Cactus Jack is getting something setup and is going to get it set in the ring…

Mark:Subway hooks up Chimpman and slams him back down to the canvas… Chimpman is back up… But gets sent in to the corner…

Rhino:Subway is charging in…

Mark:Chimpman gets his foot up… And Chimpman connects with a bulldog… Chimpman stomps away at Subway…

Rhino:Cactus Jack is back in the ring…

Mark:Cactus has a 2×4 wrapped in Barbed Wire… And he nails Chimpman right in the midsection…

Rhino:Chimpman just took a brutal shot…

Mark:Subway picks up Chimpman now and he sends him in to the ropes… Double Flap jack from the Tag Team Champions…

Rhino:Subway has now gone out to get the barbed wire cross…

Mark:Chimpman low blows Cactus Jack…

Rhino:That has saved him for the moment…

Mark:Subway slides the cross in to the ring…Chimpman scores with a DDT to Cactus Jack…

Rhino:Chimpman is going for the 2×4…

Mark:Subway though from behind on Chimpman and is stomping him in the corner…

Rhino:Subway now has the 2×4…

Mark:And a brutal shot right to the head of Chimpman…

Rhino:Chimpman is busted open…

Mark:Cactus Jack hooks up Chimpman…

Rhino:Subway is on the middle rope…

Mark:Spike Piledriver from the eWa Tag Team Champions…

Rhino:The bloody Chimpman is down and out…

Mark:Chimpman hooks him up on the cross…

Rhino:He is hooked… Its Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Tag Team Champions… CACTUS JACK and SUBWAY…

Rhino:Subway made the challenge… And he and Cactus Jack delivered…

Mark:Well the barbed wire is being setup on the ropes…

Rhino:I believe we are going to have ourselves a Japanesse Death Match…

Mark:Lets get to the ring…

Flaming Barbed Wire Japanesse Death Match
(Loser Wears a Dress)
Demon Child vs Mystery Opponent

Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen… The Next Match is a FLAMING BARBED WIRE… JAPANESSE DEATH MATCH… Where the loser will be forced to wear a dress… Introducing first…From Seattle, Wa… DEMON CHILD…

(“POD” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Simply Known as JANUS…

(Lights Go Out in the arena… All of a sudden “Bad Days” plays as the lights come back on with Janus standing in the ring with microphone…)

Mark:Looks like this man known as Janus has something to say to Demon Child…

Janus:Now before we deliver one of the most brutal ass kickings this crowd has ever seen.. Let us ask you something…

Demon:What?

Janus:Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?

Rhino:What the hell…

Mark:Here we go… Janus goes right after Demon Child with right hands…

Rhino:The officials havent had a chance to light the barbed wire yet…

Mark:And Demon Child gets sent right in to the barbed wire… Janus is just nailing him with right hands again as he lifts him up and drops him face first on to the barbed wire…

Rhino:This man known as Janus has just been stalking Demon Child and the entire eWa for months…

Mark:The Barbed Wire has been lit… As this Death Man is really going now…

Rhino:There are plenty of different weapons and traps in the ring… Because I dont believe anyone will be leaving the ring…

Mark:No I dont think they will… As Demon Child gets back up to his feet and rakes the eyes of Janus…

Rhino:You can see the blood start to trickle out of the forehead of Demon Child…

Mark:Demon Child scoops up Janus and slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Demon Child has grabbed a barbed wire bat…

Mark:Janus ducks the bat shot… And nails Demon Child with a kick to the midsection and scores with a big swing with the barbed wire bat…

Rhino:He just wacked him…

Mark:Janus now pulls a barbed wire trap out from the corner and slams Demon Child on to it…

Rhino:Where is Janus Going?

Mark:Janus is standing on the top rope… With the flames right around him…

Rhino:Is he crazy?

Mark:Frog Splash from Janus… And he lands on top of Demon Child…

Rhino:Thats gotta hurt Demon Child as he is stuck in the barbed wire…

Mark:Janus covers him 1……………………….2…………… Demon Child gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Things arent looking good for Demon Child right now…

Mark:Demon Child staggers back up to his feet… Superkick by Janus right to Demon Child…Hey Rhino?

Rhino:What?

Mark:Look over there in the front row…

Rhino:Is that really him?

Mark:I believe it is Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Yes I believe you are right…

Mark:Lone Jobber has been sitting at ringside for this whole match and it looks like he is liking what he is seeing…

Rhino:I guess so as Janus is draging Demon Child towards the corner…

Mark:Things are getting very hot near Demon Child…

Rhino:Low Blow by Demon Child… He nailed a swift kick to the lower region of Janus…

Mark:A Bloody Demon Child gets back up to his feet… And hooks up Janus and scores with a powerbomb… Demon Child goes for a cover 1…………………………….2…………… Kickout by Janus…

Rhino:Demon Child needs to capitalize right now with Janus down on the canvas…

Mark:Demon Child slams Janus back down to the canvas…

Rhino:Demon has a steel chair…

Mark:Janus ducks the chair shot for Demon Child… Janus with a Van Daminator like move to Demon Child…

Rhino:The Bloody Demon Child is in trouble…

Mark:Janus picks him back up…Step over…JOKERS WILD… By the man simply known as Janus…

Rhino:He stepped over with a leg kick… And turned it to a fameasser…

Mark:Demon Child is staggering up again… COIN TOSS SLAM by JANUS… COVER 1………………………..2……………………………..3………. ITS OVER!!!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JANUS…

Rhino:What a debut for this mystery man known as Janus…

Mark:Lone Jobber is leaving with a smile on his face… But Janus is asking for a microphone…

Rhino:I guess he has something to say…

Janus:After everything that I have gone through… And after everything that has happened in this company… There is one thing everyone has forgotten… You all have forgotten about the true champion…You have forgotten about the FIRST UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPION…YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME!!!(removes the half mask)

Mark:OH MY GOD!

Rhino:ITS PYB!

PYB:YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME… P-Y-B!!!

Rhino:PYB has been stalking the eWa and Demon Child for months…

Mark:What a shocker…

Rhino:Things have just picked up here tonight…

Mark:Yes they have… As we get set for the TV Title Match…

eWa Television Championship Hell in a 50ft Cell Ladder Match
John Stevens(c) vs Rey Mysterio

Pa Announcer:This next match is a HELL IN A 50FT CELL LADDER MATCH… And it is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From San Diego, Ca… Weighing in at 165 pounds… REY MYSTERIO…

(“619” plays as Rey Mysterio enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… The eWa Television Champion… JOHN STEVENS…

(“My December,Instrumental Verision” plays as John Stevens enters the arena…)

Rhino:This match up should be very interesting…

Mark:Yes it should… Mysterio backs away from John Stevens…

Rhino:Why is he backing up… He should go right after after him…

Mark:Mysterio with a quick dropkick right to John Stevens as this match up is now under way…

Rhino:This is a very unusual match up…

Mark:Yes it is…As The Ladder is inside the Hell in a Cell… And they have to climb up the ladder to get the belt that is hanging from the top of the Hell in a Cell…

Rhino:Which is very unusual…

Mark:Stevens now whips Mysterio in to the ropes and nails him with a flap jack… Stevens with the boots to Mysterio… As he is keeping the high flyer grounded…

Rhino:John Stevens needs to use his size against Mysterio…

Mark:Mysterio is back up on his feet… As John Stevens hooks up Rey Mysterio… And drives him down to the canvas with a vertical suplex…

Rhino:John Stevens has Mysterio… And he just sends him over the top rope and to the floor…

Mark:John Stevens is going to do some damage on the outside of the ring to Rey Mysterio… As Stevens now whips him hard in to the cell…

Rhino:Mysterio is taking a beating right now from John Stevens…

Mark:John Stevens is going under the ring for something…

Rhino:John Stevens has a chair as he turns around…

Mark:Mysterio with a dropkick to the chair as it goes right back in to the face of John Stevens…

Rhino:That backfired for John Stevens…

Mark:Mysterio with a kick to the midsection… And scores with a DDT to the eWa Television Champion…

Rhino:Mysterio slides the twenty five foot ladder…

Mark:Mysterio whips John Stevens in to the steel steps but Stevens reverses Mysterio in to the steel steps…

Rhino:John Stevens needs to do some damage to Rey Mysterio while he has him down on the canvas…

Mark:John Stevens now picks up Rey Mysterio and drives him face first in to the Cell…

Rhino:He just launched Mysterio right in to the cell…

Mark:John Stevens now back in to the ring… As he begins to setup the big 25ft ladder up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Hes going after his belt…

Mark:Mysterio is starting to get up to his feet…

Rhino:John Stevens has a few more steps to climb up the big ladder…

Mark:Mysterio dropkicks the ladder as John Stevens hot shots the top rope after he falls off the ladder…

Rhino:This match does not favor Rey Mysterio… But he is putting out one hell of an effort…

Mark:Mysterio is on the outside and grabs the steel chair… Mysterio nails John Stevens right in the head with the steel chair…

Rhino:John Stevens just took a brutal chair shot…

Mark:Rey Mysterio now whips Stevens in to the ropes and nails him with a drop toe hold right on the steel chair…

Rhino:Mysterio is setting up the ladder…

Mark:Mysterio is starting to climb up the ladder…

Rhino:He is half way up the ladder and John Stevens is now back up on his feet…

Mark:Flying Crossbody off the ladder on to John Stevens… But Stevens caught Mysterio and nails him with a big powerslam…

Rhino:Rey Mysterio went for a big time crossbody… But John Stevens caught him and sent him down hard in to the canvas…

Mark:Mysterio is in some trouble as John Stevens now lays the ladder out on the canvas…

Rhino:John Stevens now lays Mysterio out on the ladder…As John Stevens heads up to the top rope…

Mark:John Stevens with a big splash on to Rey Mysterio and he connects…

Rhino:Rey Mysterio is in some pain… As John Stevens hit a big time move…

Mark:John Stevens pulls Mysterio off the ladder as he sets it up as he begins to climb…

Rhino:John Stevens has a long climb ahead of him… But is about half way up the ladder right now…

Mark:Mysterio is starting to move… And just needs to push the ladder over…

Rhino:Mysterio did just that…

Mark:John Stevens comes crashing down from the ladder as he lands hard on the canvas…

Rhino:That has just bought Mysterio some time…

Mark:Mysterio is bringing a table in to the ring and is setting it up in the corner…

Rhino:Mysterio has something in stored for John Stevens…

Mark:Stevens now back up to his feet… Mysterio whips him in to the ropes… Reversal by John Stevens… SPINEBUSTER… And down goes Rey Mysterio…

Rhino:John Stevens is now setting up the table…

Mark:John Stevens lays Mysterio out on the table… As the ladder has been setup by John Stevens now…

Rhino:Stevens is half way up the ladder…

Mark:SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Rhino:John Stevens connected with a big risk as he has driven Rey Mysterio right through the table…

Mark:John Stevens is starting his climb up the ladder…

Rhino:Mysterio is not moving… I believe John Stevens has taken alot out of Rey Mysterio…

Mark:John Stevens grabs the title… As this match is over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Television Champion… JOHN STEVENS…

Rhino:John Stevens took some chances and they paid off here in this match up… As he keeps his eWa Television Championship…

Mark:Well Rhino… Its now time to find out who will be the last man sitting…
Tag Team Musical Chairs Last Man Sitting Match
Purgatory & Vertigo vs Triple H & Shane McMahon

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Musical Chairs LAST MAN SITTING MATCH… Introducing first… The Team of the eWa Commissioner SHANE McMAHON… And The Game… TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” plays as Triple H and Shane McMahon enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Their opponents…First… From Atlanta,Ga… VERTIGO…

(“Sober” plays as Vertigo enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His tag team partner… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… PURGATORY…

(“Movies” by Alien Ant Farm plays as Purgatory walks in to the arena…)

Mark:Well this is one match some people have been waiting for…

Rhino:I would agree with you on that one… This match up marks the returns of Rob “Vertigo” Parks… And I dont think he is going to disappoint…

Mark:The rules of this match up are very simple… Hit your person with a chair… They have until the count of ten… And you must be sitting in the chair you hit the person with…

Rhino:Its just that simple…

Mark:It is being contested under texas tornado rules… As all four men have made their way to the center of the ring…

Rhino:This thing is going to explode…

Mark:Purgatory and Triple H have gotten in each other face…

Rhino:Vertigo and Shane O Mac are face to face as well…

Mark:Triple H strikes Purgatory with a right hand… And Purgatory fights right back with Triple H…

Rhino:Shane O Mac just slapped Vertigo…

Mark:Vertigo slapped him right back… And they are now going at it… Triple H whips Purgatory in to the ropes… Reversal by Purgatory who nails Triple H with a high knee buster…

Rhino:He hit a normal Triple H move on Triple H…

Mark:That is exactly what he did… As Purgatory now scores with a DDT on Triple H… As Purgatory has made his way to the outside…

Rhino:Clothesline over the top rope by Shane O Mac and he sends Vertigo to the floor…

Mark:Shane O Mac comes off the ropes and flies over the top rope and lands right on top of Vertigo…

Rhino:Shane is showing his no fear mentality…

Mark:Purgatory just threw a couple of different chairs in the ring…

Rhino:Triple H just picked up a wooden chair…

Mark:Purgatory is back in the ring and turns right in to a chair shot from Triple H as he broke the chair right over the head of Purgatory…

Rhino:The Game just smashed that chair over the head of Purgatory…

Mark:Vertigo just nailed Shane O Mac with a kick to the midsection and slams him down on the outside…

Rhino:Vertigo is dragging a lazy boy recliner over to where Shane O Mac is…

Mark:Vertigo whips Shane O Mac in to the chair and now Shane O is on the chair…

Rhino:What does Vertigo have planned?

Mark:Vertigo grabs a steel chair and is up on the ring apron…

Rhino:He has something in mind…

Mark:Running Dropkick with the chair off the apron to Shane O Mac who was set up on the chair…

Rhino:What a move by Vertigo…

Mark:Triple H is setting up a couple glass chairs in the ring… And is now hooking up Purgatory…

Rhino:Purgatory is blocking the suplex…

Mark:He is trying to block the suplex… But Triple H is able to suplex Purgatory right on to those two Glass Chairs…

Rhino:And those chairs just broke as he landed on them…

Mark:Glass is in the back of Purgatory…As Triple H continues to pound Purgatory…

Rhino:Vertigo is in the ring…

Mark:Vertigo spins Triple H around and nails Triple H right in the face with right hands…

Rhino:Vertigo is peppering The Game with rights and lefts…

Mark:Triple H gets sent for the ride in to the ropes… Triple H ducks the clothesline from Vertigo and comes back with a clothesline of his own… As Triple H now stomps away at Vertigo…

Rhino:Triple H has gone to the outside and is going for a chair…

Mark:He grabbed a Beach Chair…

Rhino:A beach chair?

Mark:Yes a beach chair… Triple H opens up the chair and now sends Vertigo in to the ropes… Flap Jack right on to the chair…

Rhino:Thats gonna leave a mark… Shane McMahon has rolled back in to the ring…

Mark:Triple H and Shane McMahon now send Purgatory in to ropes… Double flap jack by the DX Team… But No… Double DDT from Purgatory to Triple H and Shane McMahon…

Rhino:What a move from Purgatory…

Mark:Purgatory now has rolled to the outside and is pulling some goodies out of the trash bin on the outside…

Rhino:Purgatory has just thrown a few chairs in to the ring…

Mark:This match is elimination… So you have to eliminate both members of the team… As Vertigo is starting to make his way back to his feet…

Rhino:Shane O Mac just cross body Vertigo over the top rope and both men now hit the floor hard…

Mark:Purgatory and Triple H are now in the ring… As Shane McMahon though on the outside is pulling a table out from underneath the ring…

Rhino:What is going through his head?

Mark:I have no idea… But Vertigo is firing back at Shane McMahon now… And Shane McMahon gets slammed down to the canvas…

Rhino:Triple H just nailed Purgatory with a DDT…

Mark:The Table is now set up between the guardrail and the ring….

Rhino:What is Vertigo going to do now…

Mark:Vertigo has pulled a ladder out from underneath the ring… And has laid Shane McMahon out on the table…

Rhino:Doesnt Vertigo know that you need to use a chair…Not a ladder or table…

Mark:Vertigo grabs a steel chair and is heading up to the ladder…

Rhino:This man is crazy Mark… Purgatory and Triple H are fighting up the entrance way right now…

Mark:LEG DROP WITH THE STEEL CHAIR OFF THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:HOLY SHIT! WHAT A MOVE!

Mark:Vertigo is crazy… And now needs to sit on the chair so the referee can begin his count…

Rhino:The referee is up to seven…

Mark:Eight… Nine… Ten…

Pa Annnouncer:Shane McMahon has been eliminated…

Rhino:Its now two on one… Its Purgatory and Vertigo vs Triple H…

Mark:Vertigo is sitting on a love seat and is smoking…

Rhino:He is enjoying himself right now…

Mark:Purgatory just got sent off the stage and went right though a table…

Rhino:He cant be eliminated because he didnt use a chair…

Mark:There is something under a cover on the top of the stage… And thats where Triple H is…

Rhino:He just pulled the cover off… ITS AN ELECTIC CHAIR…

Mark:Purgatory must have had something to do with it…

Rhino:Vertigo has a bar stool… And is going after Triple H…

Mark:Triple H ducks the stool shot and scores with a couple of right hands… Vertigo blocks and kicks Triple H in the midsection and cracks the stool on his back…

Rhino:Vertigo is taking it to The Game right now… As Purgatory is just starting to move…

Mark:Triple H is back up… As they are near the electric chair…

Rhino:Vertigo is trying to get him in to it…

Mark:Low Blow by The Game… And now he puts Vertigo on to the chair…

Rhino:He is strapping Vertigo in…

Mark:This isnt looking good Rhino…

Rhino:No it isnt…

Mark:He flips the switch…VERTIGO IS BEING ELECTROCUTED!

Rhino:I believe Vertigo is passing out from the pain…

Mark:I believe he is… As Triple H turns it off…

Rhino:And now sits on the arm of the chair…

Mark:The referee is counting Vertigo out… Hes up to four… Five… Six…

Rhino:I dont think he is going to get up…

Mark:I think the pain was too much and has passed out… As the referee has counted to ten…

Pa Announcer:Vertigo has been eliminated…

Rhino:Its now down to Triple H and Purgatory…

Mark:Purgatory has made his way back down in to the ring…

Rhino:He is challenging Triple H to get in the ring with him…

Mark:This is going to explode in the ring right now…

Rhino:Both men are worn down from everything that has transpired here in this match up already…

Mark:There they go… Triple H and Purgatory trading right hands… Back and forth they go… As Purgatory now whips Triple H in to the ropes… Reversal by Triple H and Triple H scores with a spear to Purgatory…

Rhino:Triple H is following up with right hands…

Mark:Triple H is now grabbing a steel chair…Triple H has the chair up as Purgatory gets up to his feet…

Rhino:Purgatory is staggering around…

Mark:Triple H swings and misses as Purgatory ducks the chair shot… Purgatory grabs the chair and nails Triple H right in the midsection with the chair…

Rhino:Purgatory dropped the chair…

Mark:PEDIGREE right on the chair from Purgatory to Triple H…

Rhino:He used Triple H’s own move against him…

Mark:Purgatory is sitting on the chair… As the referee begins his count…

Rhino:He is up to five…

Mark:Triple H is back up at Seven and Purgatory scores with a DDT…

Rhino:Purgatory is getting something set up in the ring…

Mark:Triple H has rolled to the floor… Trying to regroup…

Rhino:Purgatory has about four different types of chairs set up together in the center of the ring…

Mark:Purgatory has gone out to go after Triple H… As Triple H grabs a bar stool and turns around and nails Purgatory right in the head…

Rhino:Triple H suckered Purgatory in…

Mark:Triple H rolls Purgatory back in the ring…

Rhino:He sees what Purgatory has set up in the ring… And is planning to do something with it…

Mark:Triple H kicks Purgatory in the midsection… POWERBOMB ON THE FOUR CHAIRS…

Rhino:What a move by Triple H… He used Purgatory’s setup and used it against him…

Mark:Triple H grabs a chair and sits down on it… As the referee begins his count…

Rhino:The referee is up to five…

Mark:Seven… Eight… Purgatory is back up…

Rhino:Triple H can not believe it…

Mark:Triple H grabs a glass chair that was sitting in the corner…

Rhino:He is waiting for Purgatory to get up to his feet…

Mark:Someone just came out of the crowd…

Rhino:Triple H turns around with that chair…

Mark:SUPERKICK on to the chair and the chair breaks on the face of Triple H…

Rhino:That was Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn Michaels just superkicked Triple H with the chair…

Rhino:The fans cant believe it… I cant believe it…

Mark:Purgatory lays a chair out on the ground… And lays Triple H on to it…

Rhino:He has Triple H face on one chair and a chair on top…

Mark:Purgatory sets up a chair… TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT CONNECTS on to Triple H as Purgatory landed right on the chairs…

Rhino:I believe Triple H is out cold right now…

Mark:Purgatory is sitting on a chair as the referee makes his count… Four… Five…

Rhino:Hes getting up to eight and Triple H isnt moving…

Mark:Nine… Ten… ITS OVER…

Pa Announcer:The winners of the match… Vertigo and PURGATORY…

Rhino:Purgatory wins this match up for his team… And I cant believe what Shawn Michaels just did…

Mark:We saw before the show they got in to it… And now Shawn Michaels sent him a message like no other…

Rhino:I believe their relationship is totally blown now…

Mark:I believe so… Its Main Event time… As the scaffold is being set up… Lets get to the ring…

eWa Undisputed Championship Barbed Wire Scaffold Match
Chris Jericho(c) vs Chris Benoit

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the eWa Undisputed World Championship… And this match is a BARBED WIRE SCAFFOLD MATCH… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Representing BTP… CHRIS BENOIT…

(“Whatever” plays as Chris Benoit enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 231 pounds… The defending eWa Undisputed World Champion… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO…

(“Break down the walls” plays Chris Jericho enters the arena…)

Mark:They arent even waiting to get up to the scaffold setup in the ring…

Rhino:They are brawling on the entrance way…

Mark:Jericho with a kick to the midsection of Chris Benoit and nails Benoit with a swinging neck breaker… Jericho putting the boots to Benoit on the entrance way…

Rhino:Jericho just grabbed a barbed wire bat from the ring…

Mark:Benoit is back up to his feet… And he gets nailed right in the gut by Chris Jericho… And another shot right to the head of Chris Benoit…

Rhino:We are seeing such a vicious streak from Jericho right now… But this match hasnt even gotten started…

Mark:Officially it has… But the way to win is to throw your opponent off the scaffold… And they havent made it up the scaffold yet…

Rhino:Can Chris Benoit even get up to get up there…

Mark:Officials have now come out to ringside making sure that Jericho starts to make his climb up to the scaffold…

Rhino:Benoit is starting to stager up to his feet now…

MarK:Jericho is just taunting Chris Benoit and the fans right now…

Rhino:Chris Benoit has started his climb up the scaffold…

Mark:Chris Jericho drags Benoit on to the scaffold and is just stomping away at Chris Benoit…

Rhino:Jericho got the upper hand on the ground and now he is using it to his advantage right here and now…

Mark:Jericho now picks up Benoit and hooks him for a suplex…

Rhino:Benoit blocked the suplex…

Mark:Benoit goes behind Jericho and connects with a german suplex on the scaffold…

Rhino:Any move done on top of the scaffold can be dangerous… As it is not the safest place to wrestle…

Mark:Benoit stomps Jericho now… As he is reaching up at the hanging barbed wire that is hanging on the scaffold…

Rhino:What is he going to do with the barbed wire?

Mark:Benoit just grinding at the face of Chris Jericho…

Rhino:Hes trying to bust Jericho open…

Mark:Benoit now is wrapping the barbed wire on his hand and is just opening up on Chris Jericho…

Rhino:I can see some blood coming out of the forehead of Chris Jericho…

Mark:The Undisputed Champion is in some trouble right now…

Rhino:Chris Benoit believes that this is his destiny… He believes that tonight God intends for him to become the new Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…

Mark:And the only thing is stopping him… Is he just needs to throw Jericho off the scaffold and threw the tables…

Rhino:The scaffold they are standing on is twenty feet wide…

Mark:There is only so much room to move around up there… Benoit picks up Jericho and knocks him down with a straight right hand…

Rhino:Jericho is hurting…

Mark:Benoit is picking up Jericho and is trying to send Jericho flying…

Rhino:Jericho is trying to block the suplex…

Mark:LOW BLOW by Chris Jericho…

Rhino:Chris Jericho has just saved himself…

Mark:Yes he has…

Rhino:Jericho just now grabbed some barbed wire…

Mark:And now Jericho is opening up on Benoit… As he just busted open Chris Benoit…

Rhino:Both men are bleeding from their forehead…

Mark:This has turned in to a bloody battle right now…

Rhino:Mark, neither man is used to this type of match up… But this is what they have been booked in…

Mark:But both men are willing to do what ever it takes to be the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:That is true…

Mark:Jericho and Benoit are trading right hands…

Rhino:Its a back and forth brawl on top of the scaffold…

Mark:Benoit is knocking Jericho towards the edge of the scaffold…

Rhino:This isnt looking good for Jericho…

Mark:Benoit misses a big right hand… Jericho now takes control…

Rhino:Benoit just blocked a right hand from Jericho…

Mark:But a stiff low kick by Jericho to Benoit… And Jericho nails him with a big right hand…

Rhino:Benoit just fell off the scaffold and has gone through the tables…

Mark:OH MY GOD! IT IS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… CHRIS JERICHO…

Rhino:Chris Jericho survived the scaffold match…

Mark:We hope Chris Benoit is okay…

Rhino:That was one nasty fall…

Mark:Yes it was… Chris Jericho is still Undisputed Champion… We have had a wild night… We will see you all at Seasons Beatings…

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