Hollywood Boulevard’s Chaotic Walk
Mark: Welcome Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls to one hell of a Pay Per View we got instore for you!
Rhino: Tonight we have the Undisputed Championship on the line in a Thirty minute Lumberjack match! We have a Television Tournament match tonight. As well as a FTW Championship match.
Mark: Don’t forget we have two special locations to go to tonight!
Rhino: Cable Guy Match What the HELL! Kings Of Hollywood I can get into that match. But that Cable Guy Match something I not like at all about it!
Mark: Well like it or not it’s happening tonight and let’s remind the fans Joey Styles is going to be calling the action LIVE on location via a helicopter!
Rhino: Guess we will grab some Quake Burgers and Purg Dogs then huh!
Mark: Guess so…o boy what’s happening Hit’s From The Bong just hit the P.A. and the Theater has lite up!
Rhino: Got an idea somebody finally came to play with us again.
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Sub Way comes to the ring to some cheers as he is wearing a referee shirt but it has red stripes instead of black and has an Anarchy Symbol on the upper right shoulder he has a mic and climbs in the ring.
Sub: HOLLYWOOD bright lights, big city, movie stars, porn, crime WHAT A BETTER PLACE TO BRING YOU VIOLENCE! *crowd pops* Well I stand before you not cause I want to I rather enjoy staying on the side lines, But instead I come to say that KURT ANGLE has no showed us tonight.*crowd boos* Yes it left a nasty taste in my mouth cause this means the first match to my first show is a dud but I promise this is the ONLY dud tonight! Rey Mysterio is tied up in the back, so HighSpots Match will just have to wait. So Now There’s no need to be let down tonight in this very ring Triple *crowd boo’s* will be against Lone Jobber*crowd cheers* Tearing each other limb from limb For the FTW Title! Anarchy Rules, which is the shirt I’m wearing for those at home. So I thought that we could kick things off by having a kinda Anarchy Rules Match right now! While the ring crew sets up the nest around the ring me and Scott Addison are going turkey hunting! Scott come on down! * His theme hits as he comes down looking a little confused*Here’s what’s going to happen dog. You me and a portable camera is going to go find Lucas Pain, I know he’s here so lets go!*the two exit the ring*
Mark: Who the hell does Sub Way think he is just doing what he sees fit!
Rhino: Like it or not he’s done it before and guess we are going to call the action as it happens!
Mark: There threw the entrance to ramp and Sub way is yelling Lucas’s name!
Rhino: Billy Gunn is there, Sub asks him if he seen Lucas anyplace and Billy said no.
Mark: They are walking by the caged in area, that’s a supply area he won’t be there.
Rhino: I hear something as there turning the corner, NO WAY WHAT THE F..
Mark: Lucas Pain and Rey Mysterio are tied up back to back locked in the storage area! They look pissed at Sub Way.
Rhino: What is he saying?lets listen.
Sub: You see this Scotty?*sub smiles*
Scott: Yeah I see that shit, what’s this gots to do wit me?
Sub: Not really to much, But this is what happens when you show my Show no fucking concern you get taken out of the picture as for what it has to do with you, well I thought you and me could have a little match Anarchy Rules I got the Shirt! You got the time!
Scott Addison Vs Special referee Sub Way
Anarchy Rules Street Fight
Mark: Sub just grab Scott by the hair and threw him up against the fencing! Sub has a broom with both hands and breaks it across the back of Scott!
Rhino: Is this official? Guess we can just call it as we see it! Sub throws Scott against the wall now kicking and taunting him!
Mark: Scott with a low blow, that will slow anyone down! He scopeslams Sub into a pile of pipes, then rips shirt of Subs back. Puts it on and picks Sub and sets up for a suplex but Sub blocks and suplex’s him on the pipes and holds on for another!
Rhino: Sub with the advantage picks up Scott drags him to the fence and grinds his face into it as he then grabs a steel chair, he lifts it up to crush Scott’s head open!
Mark: This going to hurt! NO SUPERKICK FROM KID MONEY!
Rhino: I didn’t even see Money! Where was he hiding and why is he not On location for the Cable Guy Match?
Mark: No Idea but now Scott and Money picking Sub up, Scott holding him up as Money climbs the fence and dives onto Sub Way knocking him down again!
Rhino: Money and Scott are working together now going for O NO NOT on the CONCRETE!
Mark:POWERBOMB! Sub is out, as Scott Addison counts 1….2…3! It’s over!
Rhino: Money and Scott are leaving Rey and Lucas still tied up and the New Money Inc. are getting out of here! Maybe Money has a ride out back those doors they left threw They do lead to the backlot!
Pa Announcer: The winner of the match… SCOTT ADDISON!
Undertaker Vs PYB Vs Tatanka 3way Razorwire Nest Match
Mark: Lets get back to the action plenty more action to come!
PA Annoucer:The following is a 3-way dance In The Razorwire Nest Match!
Pa Announcer: And Introducing first.. From Houston, Tx… THE UNDERTAKER…
(“Rollin” hits as The Undertaker makes his way to the ring…)
PA announcer: His opponent from Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… PYB…
(“I must not chase the boys” hits as PYB enters the arena…)
Mark:PYB’s not waiting he’s going right after Taker with a series of Kicks!
Rhino: He has to if he’s wants to get the advantage!PYB has Taker to the ropes and he sends him off the ropes,PYB with a cross body!
Mark: Taker back up fast PYB with a drop kick and another Taker dangerously close to the ropes as PYB charges Taker, Backdrop PYB UP and Over but he held the ropes gives Taker a shoulder to the mid section once twice third time.PYB with a sunset flip over and back in landing on his feet!
Rhino: Man PYB is fired up! But where is Tatanka!?
Mark: I don’t know but PYB jumped up and put Taker in a heqadlock!Taker is too strong and gives PYB a backsuplex.Taker looking at the stage! Here comes Tatanka!
Rhino: He’s in a long sleave shirt and blue jeans! With his knee and elbow pads on the outside!
Mark: He looks pissed as Undertaker is signaling him to come on in! Taker picks PYB up with both hands on his throat Throws him into the turnbuckle!
Rhino: Taker getting nasty. Taker Fury Punches!PYB is getting a FIST BUFFET!
Mark:Tatanka is in the ring, and he did not like walking threw the small gap that was cut out of the Nest of Razorwire so the wrestlers could get into the ring!
Rhino:Axehandle chops to Takers back from Tatanka, PYB glad to have a rest for a second and clear the cobwebs! Taker whipped off the ropes into a flying shoulder tackle from the Native American Tatanka! Tatanka with the boots to Taker! PYB drop-kicks the knee of Tatanka!
Mark: Taker holding on the second rope trying to get to his feet! PYB applying a spinning toe hold to Tatankas leg as BIG EVIL IS EYEING UP PYB!
Rhino:PYB working on Tatankas knee has no idea The DEADMAN IS PISSED!PYB turns around boot to the gut Taker sends PYB off the rope right back into a Big Boot!PYB is down and out!
Mark:Tatanka is fighting to get up as he lets out a warcry and charges Taker, Taker with another Big Boot just fed it to Tatanka!
Rhino: Taker has PYB by the hair has the arm wrenches it one time and climbs the ropes! OLDSCHOOL ROPE WALK!
Mark: Right here at Chaotic WALK!PYB is hurting after that one!Tatanka up and stagers into Taker CHOKESLAM from DEADMAN INC.!The fans going nuts as he’s signaling it’s all over! He picks PYB up and Gorilla PRESSES HIM, TAKER RUNNING TOWARDS US!
Rhino: MOVE HE’S TOSSING PYB THIS WAY!
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PYB Comes flying at the color commentators table and explodes as PYB hits it! Totally clearing the razorwire surrounding the ring as the fans explode as well in excitement!
Mark: You with me Rhino?
Rhino: Yeah I’m here guess we got no table thank God we still have chairs to sit down!
Mark: What you prick, what about PYB he’s just got…never mind the EWA eMt’s are checking on PYB as Tatanka use the old Thumb to the eye trick and sends Taker off the rope TATANKA SLAM!
Rhino: He’s dancing in circles now, Taker up and CloseLine from HELL!
Mark: Taker took advantage of all the dancing now has Tatanka set for the Last Ride as he signals the crowd! Tatanka is UP and OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN RIGHT INTO THE NEST! LOOK AT HIM .
Rhino: HE’S STARTING TO TURN RED IN BLOOD! EWA Staff and Ring crew are here cutting away at the razorwire,it’s only way to get him out.
Pa. Announcer: Your winner of the match UNDERTAKER!
Hardy Boyz Vs Dragon @ Prodigy Kings Of Hollywood Match
Mark: We are know going to a special location where Joey is standing by. When we return here this mess will be cleaned up and we have our TV Tournament match and our Branding Iron Match then back to another special location for the Cable Guy Match! In that time the Caged Animal Match will set up and ready to go!
Rhino: Lets go to Joey now.
Joey (via Chopper): Hardy Boys and Dragon and Prodigy have just been driven to the top of the hill that the sign sits on and the referee has blown the whistle as all four men start there way down the side of the hill! Lita is following closely behind! All four men now at the bottom of the scaffolding, now climbing to the top where two referees wait him mics in hand whistles in mouth! Jeff and Matt are almost to the top as it’s clear who ever gets to the top first will have a clear advantage! Jeff is slowing down, He’s waiting for Dragon and Matt is at the top waiting for Prodigy! Jeff with kicks to Dragon, Dragon grabs the foot a pulls down Jeff and they are now trading punches inside the scaffolding! Matt kicking at Prodigy but Prodigy still gets to his feet as Matt with a running forearm staggers Prodigy tornado punch knocks Prodigy down Matt is going for a ladder! Jeff and Dragon still going at it as Dragon cuts off Jeff and slams his head into the scaffolding! Matt and Prodigy are climbing the LADDER trading shots at the top! Prodigy with a thumb to the eye of Matt! SUPERPLEX OFF THE LADDER! Jeff now bleeding is being dragged to the top as D@P in full control now!Jeff being dragged now across the ladder bridge connecting the letters there on the first O, as Dragon with a big BODYSLAM!Dragon backs up a few paces and running flip over slash! Jeff is hurting as Prodigy now with an Alabama Slam on Matt! Dragon and Prodigy looking to end it as they signal to each other. They Both set Hardys up for POWERBOMBS! It looks like there going to Powerbomb the Hardys off the SIGN! Jeff and Matt are up but they are fighting punches and TORNADO DDT BY JEFF!MATT HURRICANRANA! D@P are down!The tide has turned in Hardys favor!They now using ladders that connect the letters, Jeff setting the one up and climbing it! These two better be carefull its a long fall down to the ground where Lita is freaking out! Matt has his ladder set as well he’s climbing Dragon and Prodigy are all most up to there feet they see Jeff as they charge Ladder and knock it down! Jeff falls and he feal over the edge but he is holding on for dear life! With Dragon and Prodigy directing attention to Matt comes off the Ladder with a Moonsault onto D@P! Matt with a ladder holds it high in air and tosses it onto D@P!Matt sees Jeff in trouble and goes over to him.Dragon first up and sees Matt helping Jeff and goes right for them as Jeff warns to move and he does missing the kick by Dragon nailing Jeff in the face, Jeff hanging with one hand now! Dragon turns to Matt ,kick to the gut and Twist Of Fate! Dragon is down Matt goes for cover!1…2.. Prodigy breaks it up and Press Slams Matt face first onto a ladder! Dragon coming around now, Jeff is getting grip back and struggling to climb back up! Lita screaming for Jeff to climb! Prodigy now with Matt IT’S PRODICAL SUN ONTO THE LADDER! Referee counts 1…2….3! Matt is eliminated and Jeff is left alone but Dragon taunting him, dragon has a mic and is asking Jeff if he Gives Up! the referee is there, Jeff yells I QUIT I QUIT! HELP ME UP! NO DRAGON JUST KICKED JEFF IN THE FACE AND JEFF FALLS BUT LITA IS THERE TO BREAK THE fall! Dragon and Prodigy are now being awarded the Kings Of Hollywood trophies!D@P just shoved the referees away and are smashing the trophies! Back to Mark and Rhino and I’ll see you all in a bit at the Cable Guy Match Location!D@P now posing on the Sign as camera goes off the air!
Mark: WOW that was definitely different!
Rhino: Sub Way is not all there, he should never book again! Dragon and Prodigy Are our winners tonight! Good to see they not lost the Tag Team edge. Now to the ring for are next matchup!
Mark:Demon….Storm and a branding Iron Next!
Lance Storm Vs Demon Child Branding Iron Match
Pa Announcer: This match up is set for one fall and is a Branding Iron Match… The winner of the match gets to branded his opponent with his name after the match up… Introducing first… From Calgary, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… LANCE STORM…
(The Canadian National Anthem plays as Lance Storm enters the arena)
Pa Announcer: His opponent…From Seattle, Wa…Weighing in at 255 Pounds…DEMON CHILD…
(“” hits as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Mark: Here we go… Lance Storm and Demon Child lock up in the center of the ring… Lance Storm with a top wrist lock applied to Demon Child… As he is over powering him back in to the ropes… Kick to the midsection by Lance Storm as he sends him off in to the ropes…
Rhino: Beautiful Drop-kick by Lance Storm as Demon Child came off the ropes…
Mark: Lance Storm picks up Demon Child and sends him back in to the ropes again… Demon Child ducks the clothesline of his own and nails Lance Storm with a crossbody 1…………………………..2………………… Kickout by Lance Storm…
Rhino: Nice move there by Demon Child…
Mark: Demon Child now with a kick to the midsection of Lance Storm… Demon Child goes for a DDT… Countered by Lance Storm as Storm nails him with a Northern Lights Suplex and heres the count 1……………………….2……… Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Beautiful Bridge with that Suplex that Lance Storm pulled off…
Mark:Lance Storm now grinding in a sideheadlock on Demon Child as Storm begins to wear down Demon Child…
Rhino:Storm is the more techincal of the two wrestlers… As he was trained by Stu Hart and is now associated with Chris Benoit and Bret Hart…
Mark:Lance Storm sends Demon Child for the ride in to the corner…Storm charges in… Demon Child gets his feet up and nail Storm right in the face…
Rhino:Demon Child is on the middle rope…
Mark:Bulldog take down by Demon Child and a quick cover 1…………………2………… Kickout by Lance Storm…
Rhino:Demon Child needs to change the momentum in to his favor right now…
Mark:Demon Child sends Lance Storm in for the ride… Storm reverses and nails Demon Child with a big superkick… Heres a cover 1…………………2……… Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Lance Storm nailed him with a big kick… As this match has been back and forth…
Mark:Demon Child slowly back on his feet… Choplock by Lance Storm to the knee of Demon Child…
Rhino:Storm has something cooking inside that head of his…
Mark:Lance Storm now working over the right leg of Demon Child… Storm drives all of his weight right on to the knee…
Rhino:Demon Child is in some pain right now…
Mark:MAPLE LEAF… Storm has his verision of the half crab locked in on Demon Child…
Rhino:Will Demon Child tap out…
Mark:He is close to the ropes is Demon Child…
Rhino:Storm pulls him back in to the center…
Mark:Demon Child taps out…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner as a result of Submission… LANCE STORM…
Rhino:Now Lance Storm has been handed the branding iron…
Mark:The ref pulled the trunks down of Demon Child… And now Storm brands his name right in to the butt cheeks of Demon Child…
Rhino:Now Demon Child will never forget the name of Lance Storm…
Mark:No he will not as we get set for our next match
Television Title Tournament First Round Falls Count Anywhere Match
The Rock vs John Cena
Pa Announcer:This next match is a First Round Television Title Tournament Match up with Falls Count Anywhere rules… Introducing first… From West Newbury, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOHN CENA…
(“Word Life” plays as John Cena enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK…
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… John Cena slaps The Rock right in the face…
Rhino:Thats a sign of disrespect… As we have seen John Cena does not respect anyone…
Mark:The Rock laughs it right off and comes back with right hands… The Rock nailing Cena back in to the ropes and The Rock opens up with a big spit punch sending Cena right over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:The Rock is going right after Cena since it is falls anywhere…
Mark:The winner of this match will advance in the Television Title Tournament… The Rock now with Cena by the head and nails Cena’s head right in to the guard rail…
Rhino:Cena is not looking to good right now…
Mark:The Rock now sends Cena in to the guard rail… Reversal by Cena and The Rock gets sent in to the railing hard… Cena now stomping away at The Rock…
Rhino:Just as I said Cena wasnt looking good… Cena turns it right around…
Mark:Cena scoops up The Rock and snake eyes him right on to the guardrail…
Rhino:Cena just threw a steel chair in the ring as he now rolls The Rock back in to the ring…
Mark:Cena now has The Rock and nails him with a big right hand and knocks him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Cena has the Steel Chair now…
Mark:The Rock gets back up to his feet… Cena with a shot to the midsection with the chair… DDT by Cena to The Rock on to the steel chair… Cena hooks the leg 1…………….2…………. Kick out by The Rock…
Rhino:Cena is really doing a number to The Rock now…
Mark:Boots by Cena not The Rock as he is not letting him back up to his feet… Cena now has the steel chair again…
Rhino:And he is waiting for The Rock to get back up again…
Mark:Cena with a hge chair shot to The Rock and he takes out The Rock again…
Rhino:Cena is showing what he is all about now…
Mark:John Cena covers The Rock again 1………………………2………… The Rock is able to get his shoulder up…
Rhino:Why is Cena heading to the top rope…
Mark:I have no idea… But Cena has the chair in hand as he is on the top rope…
Rhino:This could be a huge mistake…
Mark:The Rock catches Cena as he came off with the chair… ROCK BOTTOM…
Rhino:Both men are down now… If The Rock could make the cover this would be all over with…
Mark:Cena is slowly rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Cena is just trying to take cover and get as far away from The Rock as he can…
Mark:The Rock is going out to get Cena…
Rhino:The Rock has caught up to Cena…
Mark:Right hands by The Rock to John Cena… The Rock with a big right hand and it knocks down Cena…
Rhino:They are fighting on the steel ramp…
Mark:The Rock is laying the Smackdown at the moment…
Rhino:The Rock is stalking Cena now…
Mark:Rock Bottom… No Cena breaks out of it and spins The Rock around… For a Diamond Cutter type move on the steel…
Rhino:Cena just said F-U to The Rock…
Mark:Cena has The Rock up now for the F-U Remix…
Rhino:Mick Foley is here… What the hell is he doing here…
Mark:Cena drops The Rock and is staring at Foley… BILLY GUNN FROM BEHIND!
Rhino: Billy cracked the back of Foleys head,Foley is laided out!
Mark: ROCKBOTTOM! Rock used the distraction!
Rhino:Rock see’s Billy but it’s to late,chair to the mid section!
Mark:Billy throws the chair down,ASSFAMER ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR!
Mark:Billy rolls Cena on top of Rock and hauls ass!Pin on the Entrance ramp… 1………………..2……………………..3………………..ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOHN CENA….
Rhino:John Cena has advanced in the eWa Television Title Tournament…
Mark:We now know it will be Sid Vicious vs John Cena in the upcoming weeks… But for now we head back for more action with Joey Styles and The Cable Guy Match!!
Chris Benoit Vs Kid Money Cable Guy Match
… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 239 Pounds… Accompanied by Ted Dibiase and Scott Addison… KID MONEY…
(“If I cant” by 50 Cent hits as Kid Money climbs the ladder..)
Ring Announcer: (Canada national Anthem Blasts ) Weighing in at 235 pounds, from Alberta, Canada….CHRIS BENOIT!!!!…..
Joey: Benoit climbing the ladder on the other side, both men inside the Satellite Dish this thing is huge! Scotty Money’s new partner in crime is down below with Million Dollar Man. Here we go they size each other up Lock Up, Money with an arm drag Benoit springs back up. Lock Up again this time Benoit with a standing arm bar takedown,Benoit has the arm and picks Money up by it,arm wrench by Benoit, Benoit step over the arm and rolls forward putting a leg lock on the arm now!Refree asks Money, which is pointless cause only Pinfall or Fall Off is only way to win here tonight. Benoit lets go and works Money to his feet, BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX by Benoit!
Benoit with kicks to the head of Money, Maybe that’s his tactic here tonight, Cripple Money then toss him over! Benoit goes for a side suplex and delivered! Money looking hurt now but NO Money with a low blow Money climbing the antenna that’s in the center of the dish, Benoit slow to his feet Money jumps HURRICANRANA connected! Money now getting fired up with some kicks to Benoits ribs. Money gets Benoit to his feet BUETIFUL STANDING DROP KICK! Money with a leg drop and another. Benoit getting up Money with a Face Buster! Benoit is down and hurting the tide has changed! Money has Benoit up and MILLION DOLLAR DROP! He going for the cover 1…2…3NO Money had him beat and he Pulled Benoit up at last second, he is now dragging Benoit to the Edge! Benoit sees what is up and begins fighting back kicking at Money! Money with a few knees to Benoits head stops the fight quick! Money goes to toss Benoit but Benoit cuts him off with some elbows to the gut! Left handed chop now right hand knife edge chop and another! Benoit on the edge jumps CLOSELINE on Money! Both men roll towards the center and away from the edge, as Scotty is climbing the Ladder on Teds order. Benoit with Multiple German Suplexs! Benoit climbing the Antenna DIVING HEAD BUTT! Money rolled out of the way Benoit is down and out as Money picks up Benoit, Scotty almost to the top Money slingshots Benoit towards the edge where Scotty is! Benoit went over but collided with Scotty and climbs back over the edge to a waiting Money with a closeline and Benoit ducks CRIPPLER CROSS FACE! Money is tapping out but that’s not going to help him right now! Benoit now in a rage as he yokes up Money and shoots him towards Scotty who just peaked over the top! They collide and SCOTTY GOING ALL THE WAY DOW! TED IS THERE TO BREAK THE FALL! It’s Money and Benoit one on one again Benoit whips Money down into the center as Money collides with the Antenna! Money bust open as Benoit runs at him CROSSBODY by Benoit! 1….2….NIEN!Money got a shoulder up, Benoit with hard shots to the rib area, single arm DDT! Back to the arm, Benoit with knee’s to the biceps and the arm. Benoit picks him SPINEBUSTER!Goes for a pin 1….2…..NIEN! Money still fighting back Benoit with a headbutt and down goes Money Benoit going for a Pump Handle Slam, Has him up and Money with punches. Fights his out and slides behind Benoit REVERSE DDT! Money has Benoit up and whips him towards the edge reverse Money sent to the edge fighting to keep his balance Benoit charges BACKDROP over Benoit grabbed the pant leg and Money grabbed the edge BENOIT LOST HIS GRIP Ted and Scotty look up as Benoit crashes ontop of them! The referee makes it official and Money hand is raised. Wait Money is signaling that he’s going to jump as Benoit and Scotty and Ted are brawling MONEY WITH A SUICIDE JUMP NAILING ALL THREE BELOW! Chalk one up for Money Inc.Thats all folks I’m Joey Styles thanks for having me! Back to Mark and Rhino for the next match!
Pa Announcer: The winner of the match… KID MONEY…(’50 cent’ Hits the Pa…)
Mark: What a brutal contest I thought Benoit was going to take that one for sure!
Rhino: I maybe wrong but I think that puts Money at a eight win streak, what a Star in the making Ted has got himself in the corner of huh!
Mark: Yes he’s making a mark here but now it’s time for a Match that well honestly not for the weak at stomach.
Rhino: We are about to truly Cage up Two of the Most FEARED here in the EWA!
I mean this will get dam barbaric in just a memento.
Mark: The referee is in the ring and has the collars and chain! As where ready the Cage is ready lets do it!
Sid Vs Halo Caged Animal Match
Pa Announcer: The following match up is a Caged Animal Match… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… HALO…
(“Highway to Hell” hits as Halo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer: His opponent… Making his way to the Cage… From Little Rock, Arkansas… SID VICIOUS…
(“Bottle of Rage” hits as Sid Vicious walks out to the ring…)
Mark: Look at the intensity between these two! Halo is locked up to the collar as Sid now entering the Cage.
Rhino: This will be awesome display of total VIOLENCE! Blood Here We Come!
Mark: Sid said it Blood Steel Flesh WEDLOCK! Coming up right about now!
Rhino: Both men locked at each end. Both holding the chain trying to get more slack.
Mark: Tug of War, that chain is about ten feet long I believe is what I was told! Sid pulls Halo in for a Headlock!
Rhino: Halo needs this to boast his ego more then it is already! As Halo fighting tries to send Sid off him but Sid holds tight! Back Breaker by Halo, Halo with both hands full of hair send Sid slamming into one side of the cage and now to the other holding on tight and now the opposite side and ALL FOUR!Sid is Busted open and laid out!
Mark: Halo put Sid into all four sides of cage! Halo knows he needs to put him away fast! Not to let up!
Rhino: Halo now wrapping the chain around hand as Sid on one knee and begins to pound Sid in the head as blood pours down his face, chin and Chest!
Mark: Now Halo is choking him as Sid is fighting to get to his feet, he’s up shot to the jaw of Halo and the Hold is broken up! Sid sends Halo of the ropes taking a few steps forward counting the fact there connected! BIG BOOT BY SID and Halo is down and Sid now begins to smile as he has slowed Halo’s pace down!
Rhino: That was a mouthful Mark! Sid wrapping the chain around his leg, LEG DROP!
Mark: That was sick, Sid picking up Halo who is bleeding from the mouth! Sid wrapping chain around neck of Halo, Sid turns around for a Neckbreaker!
Rhino: No He’s hanging him off his back, Texas Hangman! Listen to HIM LAUGH!
Mark: The More blood that flows the more he Laughs Sid is a sicko!There’s a pool of blood, he needs to stand up!
Rhino: He heard you, he stood up and dropped Halo who is barley able to stand but he’s trying! Sid wrapping his arm with chain now Pulls Halo into him for a Short Arm Closeline! Halo Down and not moving much at all now!
Mark: Sid signaling it’s over time to finish it! He is picking up Halo in a bear hug, No he is man handling Halo,smacking his head up into the low ceiling of the cage!
Rhino: Three times and Halo is busted open, Sid goes for a fourth but Halo holds on to the Cage and FRANKINSTIENER! Both men are down as the referee counts 1……..2…….3……..4 Sid is getting up and Halo is moving!
Mark: 7……8……Halo is up and Sid is up in the nick of time! Sid with a kick to the stomach and POWER BOMB! Halo hit his head on the cage and fell nasty he not moving!
Rhino: Sid taking a breather as the referee counts…3……..4……..5……..6………7…..8.
Sid comes in and grabs halo breaking up the count and gorilla presses Halo and throws him against the side of the cage!
Mark: Man he is a madman. What strength by Sid! Halo is no little guy to be man handling him like that!
Rhino: Sid putting the boots to Halo! Halo still folded up in the ropes! Sid drags him out and begins whipping Halo with the Chain!
Mark: THAT’S GOT TOO SUCK!Sid now taunting him kicking at his head talking shit.
Rhino: He’s picking up Halo wrapping the chain around Halo’s neck.Sid snapped!
Mark: Setting up for a PILEDRIVER!Halo kicking forcing himself back to his feet and HAS SID OVER HIS SHOULDER!
Rhino: FLAPJACK BY HALO ON SID!Halo to his feet refree counts 1…..2……3……4……5……6……..7……Sid Too one knee as Halo charges!
Mark: BODY AVALANCH!Sid is down…Halo is down 1…….2……3………4………5……..6
Rhino:Halo up first ….8……9…..Both men are up and Halo on the attack LAST RIGHTS! Thats It He HIT HIS MOVE!
*refree counts 1….2…..3…..4…….5……..6…….7………8………9…….10!*
Mark: Man Halo did it,he beat the Ruler Of The World! This is a gaint step in Halo’s Career here!
Rhino:Theres a new ALPHA DOG IN THE POUND TONIGHT!
Pa Announcer: Here is your winner HALO…
Mark:Wait a minute getting word theres a fight in the back let’s check it out!
eWa Undisputed World Tiitle Iron Man Lumberjack Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Joey Armstrong
Pa Announcer:This next match up is a THIRTY MINUTE IRON MAN LUMBERJACK MATCH for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first the challenger… From Berkley, Ca… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… JOEY ARMSTRONG…
(“Freedom” hits as Joey Armstrong enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his opponent… Being accompined to the ring by his lumberjacks Triple H and Kevin Nash…. From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The eWa Undisputed World Champion… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash and Triple H enter the arena…)
Rhino:It looks like Joey Armstrong is going through with this match up with no lumberjacks…
Mark:Well I guess Shawn Michaels has the advantage now…
Rhino:Looks like it…
Mark:Right now as the bell sounds… Shawn and Joey lock horns in the center of the ring… Collar and Elbow tie up… As both men are battling for position…
Rhino:This is a thirty minute Iron Match match… The person with the most falls in thirty minutes is the winner…
Mark:A clean break in the ropes by Shawn Michaels and Joey Armstrong… Both men back in the center of the ring again… And another Collar and Elbow tie up… This time Joey Armstrong is able to back Shawn Michaels up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Joey Armstrong makes the clean break…
Mark:Michaels doesnt try anything either… As they both go back in to the center of the ring… Joey goes for another collar and elbow tie up… Thumb to the eye by HBK…
Rhino:Thats a cheap move…But it worked…
Mark:Shawn now with a side headlock take over and is now grinding it in on the challenger Joey Armstrong… Armstrong trying to grab Shawn’s head for a head scissors…
Rhino:Michaels is trying to keep his head up…
Mark:Headscissors by Armstrong… Michaels trying to fight out of it and does as he nips back up on to his feet… Armstrong is back up as well… Michaels charges in and Armstrong nails him with an arm drag take down… And now Joey Armstrong is working over the arm of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:A little bit of good old fashion wrestling going on right now…
Mark:Michaels now back on his feet as he sends Joey Armstrong in to the ropes… Armstrong comes off and a hiptoss by the champion…
Rhino:Armstrong is right back up…
Mark:And Michaels catches him square with a dropkick…
Rhino:Michaels caught him good with that dropkick… As we have past the first five minutes of this match up…
Mark:Michaels now grabs the arm of his challenger and is driving his knee right in to the back and neck area…
Rhino:Shawn is pulling on Joey’s arm as he drives his knee in to the back… Joey is in some pain from that…
Mark:Shawn now scoops up Joey Armstrong and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Michaels is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Michaels goes for a double axe handle… But Joey Armstrong nails him right in the midsection with a clubbing right hand…
Rhino:That can suck the wind right out of someone…
Mark:And it did to the champion Shawn Michaels… Right hands by Joey Armstrong now… As he sends Michaels in to the ropes… Reversal by Shawn Michaels… Joey comes off the ropes and a back body drop to the outside by HBK…
Rhino:And look at Nash and Hunter go right over to Joey Armstrong…
Mark:Shawn is distracting the referee as DX double teams Joey Armstrong on the outside…
Mark:Shawn is distracting the referee as DX double teams Joey Armstrong on the outside…
Rhino:They just sent him hard a couple of times in to the guardrail… Before they rolled him back in to the ring…
Mark:Michaels with a cover 1……………….2……………….. Kickout by Joey Armstrong…
Rhino:Shawn is taking his time with Joey Armstrong…
Mark:Boots by the Heartbreak Kid and now Michaels drops the leg to Armstrong and goes for another quick cover 1…………………..2…………. Kickout again by Joey Armstrong…
Rhino:We are now one third of the way through the match up and there havent been any falls yet…
Mark:Michaels sends Joey for the ride in to the corner… Michaels ducks his head as Joey Armstrong comes out and Michaels back drops him… No… Joey flips over the back of HBK… Joey is on his back trying to roll up Michaels…
Rhino:Nash grabs Michaels hands… As Michaels sits down on Joey…
Mark:Michaels grabs the legs 1………………………2…………………….3…….
Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:Twelve Minutes in we get our first fall and it went to Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Michaels now back up and so is Joey Armstrong… Michaels with a couple of right hands to Joey Armstrong and backs him up in to the ropes… Michaels sends Joey Armstrong in to the ropes…
Rhino:Hunter just pulled down the rope and Joey Armstrong falls backwards out to the floor in front of Nash and Triple H…
Mark:This isnt looking good for Joey Armstrong as Michaels distracts the referee again… As Nash and Triple H are double teaming Joey Armstrong on the outside…
Rhino:We are half way through the match up as Joey Armstrong has been rolled back in to the ring by DX…
Mark:Michaels covers him again 1………………………….2………………….. Kickout by Joey Armstrong…
Rhino:Another kick out by Armstrong… As he has some fight in him…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now takes his time and scoops up Joey Armstrong… Armstrong slides off his back and rolls up Michaels 1………………………….2……………… Shawn kicks out at two…
Rhino:That was a close one for HBK…
Mark:Michaels goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Armstrong… Michaels turns around… Sit Down Powerbomb by Joey Armstrong to the eWa Undisputed Champion… Heres another cover 1………………………..2………………….. Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Another close call there…
Mark:Joey Armstrong has Michaels and sends him for the ride in to the corner… Michaels comes out of the corner and gets nailed with a powerslam… Another cover 1…………………………2………………………….. Michaels gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Joey Armstrong is on fire now… As there is ten minutes left here in this match up…
Mark:Things arent looking good for the eWa Undisputed Champion… As Joey Armstrong sends him in to the ropes again… And he nails him with an Arn Anderson type spinebuster…
Rhino:Joey Armstrong is saying its time for the final sin…
Mark:This isnt good for Shawn Michaels as he staggers back up to his feet… Joey has him up… Michaels gets out of it… And pushes Joey Armstrong in to the ropes and clotheslines him to the outside…
Rhino:Nash and Triple H trying to get over to Joey Armstrong…
Mark:Right hands by Armstrong to both Nash and Triple H…
Rhino:Armstrong is up on the apron and nails Michaels with a right hand…
Mark:Spring board crossbody… Pin… No the momentum turns it over for a pin for HBK 1………………………..2……………………. Kickout by Armstrong…
Rhino:Five minutes left…
Mark:Clothesline ducked by Armstrong… Armstrong has Michaels up… FINAL SIN…
Rhino:Michaels is out…
Mark:Cover 1………………………………..2……………………………3.NO Michaels foot was on the bottom rope…
Rhino:That was a close one… As Joey Armstrong can not believe it…
Mark:Armstrong slams Michaels down in the middle of the ring as Armstrong is heading for the top rope…
Rhino:Michaels is back up and pushes on the ropes…
Mark:Armstrong gets caught on the top turnbuckle… As Michaels now slowly climbs the top rope…
Rhino:Superplex Time…
Mark:Superplex by HBK as both men are down on the canvas…
Rhino:Two minutes remaining…
Mark:Armstrong now back up and so is Michaels… Fist fight between both men… Armstrong is able to send him in to the ropes… Michaels comes off… FLYING FOREARM…
Rhino:NIP UP BY HBK… As Michaels is feeling it…
Mark:Michaels now with a big clothesline to Joey Armstrong as Michaels is warming up the band with under a minute to go…
Rhino:Joey take your time… And dont turn around…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC by HBK… Heres a cover 1…………………….2………………..3………….
Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:We are down to the last fifteen seconds…
Mark:Michaels is just trying to keep himself up… And there is the bell…
Pa Announcer:The winner of the match and STILL eWa Undisputed World Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:Michaels proved again why he is the king of the iron man…
Mark:DX is helping him to the back… As we get set for our main event…
Rhino:Wait a minute just got word! Theres a brawl in the back! between demon Child and a new hire Half Dollar!
Mark: Is this another one of Kid Moneys boys?
X Theater
We see Demon and Half Dollar trading punches in a lockeroom backstage!
Rhino:demon has picked a fight he must still be sore from his match!
Mark:Half Dollar blocks a shot spins Demon around ATOMIC DROP!
Rhino:Demon screaming like a girl! Dollar now with a chair and throws at Demons face as Demon goes down! Dollar starts kicking Demons ass cheeks as Demon screams in pain! Dollar goes over to a locker FLORESCENT TUBES, Dollar sets up one chair and another so there facing each other!
Mark:placing the tubes like a bridge whats he going to do?! Dollar has demon by the hair! theres like 6 or 7 tubes there! Dollar with a CHOKESLAM! The tubes just shattered as Demon lays motionless!
Rhino: Dollar has made change here to night can’t wait to see more of this guy! Now to the X Theater!
Scene
Highlights from past FTW Champoins Gravedigger, Sid Vicious, Tripl H and Kevin Nash and present Lone Jobber FTW Champoin plays over the Extreme Theater.
FTW Title Anarchy Rules Match Lone Jobber(c) vs Triple H
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is under Anarchy Rules… And this match is for the FTW Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From the Slaughter House… Weighing in tonight at 235 Pounds… The Current and Defending FTW Champion… LONE JOBBER…
(“One if the Loneist Number” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Well there is no referee for this match up…
Rhino:Anything goes… One of them will have to grab the referee shirt and count the One Two Three…
Mark:Triple H and Lone Jobber have a stare down in the center of the ring…
Rhino:These men have such a history together as the world already knows about…
Mark:They do and they never can stop the trash talking which is what they are doing at the moment in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Which man will strike first…
Mark:Both men swing at each other as the time keeper rings the bell… And the fists are a flying right now…
Rhino:Neither man backing down from the other…
Mark:These two men dont give a damn and are just having an all out slug fest in the center of the ring…
Rhino:One of them will take over sooner of later…
Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection of Lone Jobber… And now goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Jobber… Jobber goes for a kick to the midsection and now goes for a clothesline of his own which was ducked by Triple H…
Rhino:And once again they are staring down each other…
Mark:They know each other so well… And they are one step ahead of each other…
Rhino:This is going to be real interesting…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes in for a collar and elbow tie up… Triple H with a kick to the midsection of Lone Jobber and now nails him with a couple of right hands…Triple H now grabs the left arm of Lone Jobber and has him in a hammerlock…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to know start to out wrestle Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber now goes behind Triple H… Goes for a german… Triple H blocks and now goes back behind Lone Jobber and now trips him up with a leg take down…Elbow drop to the lower back of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:I thought after the beginning of this little fight we would continue to see a slugfest but I guess this isnt the case… At least for now…
Mark:Triple H now working on the left leg of Lone Jobber as he drives his knee straight in to the canvas…
Rhino:Man thats gotta hurt…
Mark:Triple H hooks his leg up with Jobbers and now drives his weight to the mat which puts pressure on the knee of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Triple H gets back up again and does the move again and putting more and more pressure on that knee of Lone Jobber…
Mark:Triple H has a game plan going in to this match up and right now is executing it very well…
Rhino:Where is he going now…
Mark:Triple H is on the outside of the ring and now has thrown a steel chair in to the ring…
Rhino:I have a bad feeling about this…
Mark:Triple H loads up the chair… Jobber rolls out of the way as Triple H was about to nail him right in the leg with the steel chair…
Rhino:Its a very good thing that he moved out of the way when he did…
Mark:Lone Jobber pulls himself back up to his feet… Triple H swings again with the chair and misses and now Lone Jobber goes behind Triple H and takes him down with a german release suplex…
Rhino:Nice Suplex by the FTW Champion…
Mark:Lone Jobber now grabs the Steel Chair and cracks it across the back of Triple H a couple of times…
Rhino:Each sound of the chair hurts the spine of Triple H…
Mark:Right now Triple H is in some pain as Lone Jobber has gone to the outside now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just slid a table in to the ring and a bag full of something…
Mark:Right now Triple H is pulling himself back up to his feet but Lone Jobber spikes him in to the ground with a vicious DDT…
Rhino:The table is being set up near the corner by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Jobber has the bag and is dumping what is in the bag on to the table…
Rhino:Thumbtacks Mark… Thumbtacks are lying across the whole table…
Mark:Right hands by Lone Jobber and now he puts Triple H on to the table…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is headed to the top rope…
Mark:Big Frog Splash misses and Lone Jobber crashes through the table full of thumbtacks…
Rhino:Triple H was able to get up and out of the way from the frog splash…
Mark:Triple H trying to pick the thumbtacks out of his back… As he now is nailing Lone Jobber with boots and now he mounts and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Triple H just grabbed one of the thumbtacks…
Mark:Driving the thumbtack in to the forehead of Lone Jobber is Triple H as he is trying to make Lone Jobber bleed…
Rhino:And he has done that…
Mark:The blood is starting to flow from the head of Lone Jobber… Triple H picks Lone Jobber up and whips him in to the ropes…And a huge back body drop by Triple H…
Rhino:This match has turned in favor of Triple H…
Mark:Triple H now grabs Lone Jobber… And he is saying its time for the pedigree…
Rhino:How much does a bloody Lone Jobber have left…
Mark:Enough for a low blow… And thats what he does to Triple H as both men are down on the canvas…
Rhino:Slowly Triple H has pulled himself back up… But so has Lone Jobber…
Mark:Right hands by both men… Triple H has the advantage… As he whips Jobber in to the ropes… Reversal by Jobber and he nails Triple H with a big drop kick…
Rhino:Lone Jobber sees the Referee shirt and is starting to climb up and get it…
Mark:Jobber has pulled down the referee shirt… But Triple H just POWERBOMBED LONE JOBBER From the Top Rope…
Rhino:Triple H just put the referee shirt on…
Mark:Triple H pulls the steel chair in to the middle of the ring and throws some thumb tacks on the chair…
Rhino:This isnt looking good…
Mark:Pedigree time… NO… LOW BLOW… THE GIMMICK STRAIGHT ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR…
Rhino:Triple H is out… Lone Jobber needs to make the pin…
Mark:Lone Jobber pulls the shirt off of Triple H and now makes the count 1……..2……….3… ITS OVER…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW CHAMPION… LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:Some how Lone Jobber was able to pull out the victory… Somehow…Lone Jobber is FTW Champion!
Mark: We got another confrontation in the back!
Rhino: Whats happening get the camera back there!
X Theater
HBK and Kid Money are being held apart by officials.
Rhino:Money is yelling your NEXT TO GO DOWN!
Mark:Shawn is screaming anytime anywhere!These two wanna rip each other apart! Its been a strange night… For Rhino… Im Mark… Good Night From HOLLYWOOD…
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