Night of 1000 Jobbers

Mark:Welcome everyone to Night of 1000 Jobbers… We are here live and we got a lot of interesting matches lined up for you here tonight… Right Rhino…

Rhino:Oh you better believe… We got tons of great action…

Mark:We have a SLAUGHTER HOUSE MATCH… For the eWa Ultimate Xtreme Championship… Between Shawn Michaels and Psyko Boy…

Rhino:You cant forget about Lone Jobber as the Special Guest Referee…

Mark:Speaking of Lone Jobber… He is going to be involved in our main event here tonight… In what is being called a Super Short Tourney… Which will have two matches… Both going on in the same ring… At the same time…Anything goes… For the FTW Title… Warrior will battle FTW Champion Triple H… 911 will take on Lone Jobber and then the winners of those matches will then face each other…

Rhino:Its going to be a very interesting night here tonight Mark…

Mark:Yes it will be… And its gonna be huge… So lets get started…

The Rock vs Kid Money

Pa Announcer:Tonights opening match is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Fl… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK…

(“Cookin” hits as The Rock makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 239 Pounds… Representing Team Baked… KID MONEY…

(“Move Bytch” hits as he makes his way to the ring…)

Mark:Here we go… The Rock and Kid Money are grappling back and forth here in the center of the ring… The Rock now with right hands to Kid Money… Kid Money though fires right back at Kid Money…

Rhino:Kid Money isnt going to back down to The Rock…

Mark:Kid Money now with a kick to the gut of The Rock and nails him with a neck breaker… Kid Money now mounts The Rock and is nailing him with right hands…

Rhino:Kid Money picks up The Rock now and sent him in to the corner…

Mark:The Rock is in trouble in the corner… As Kid Money runs in and nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:Kid Money is taking control of the Rock…

Mark:As Kid Money hooks up The Rock and nails him with a piledriver…Heres a cover 1………..2…………… The Rock gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The Rock is hurting as he slowly gets back up to his feet…

Mark:Kid Money now has The Rock hooked… And nails him with a Double underhook Suplex… And heres another cover 1………………………2……………… Kickout by The Rock…

Rhino:Kid Money is in control of this match up right now…

Mark:Kid Money picks up The Rock and is setting up for a running powerslam… The Rock slides out and pushes Kid Money in to the corner…

Rhino:The Rock is switching the momentum…

Mark:Kid Money turns around and The Rock with right hands to Kid Money… Kid Money gets knocked down… And The Rock nails him with a DDT as he got back up to his feet… The Rock goes for a cover 1……………..2……………And Kid Money kicks out…

Rhino:The Rock has the momentum in his favor right now…

Mark:Kid Money slowly back up and The Rock is setting up for The Rock Bottom… Kid Money fights out of the Rock Bottom… As he nails The Rock with a DDT of his own… Heres a cover 1……………2………….. The Rock kicks out again…

Rhino:This is a great match Mark… Both men are giving everything they got…

Mark:Kid Money hooks up The Rock for a powerbomb… The Rock with a back body drop…

Rhino:Rock is stalking him as he gets back up to his feet…

Mark:ROCK BOTTOM by The Rock…Heres a cover 1……….2……………..3……..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK…

Rhino:The Rock picks up a win here tonight…

Mark:This has just been the start of what is to come here tonight… So lets get back to the ring…

Most Blood Texas Tornado Tag Team Match
Dragon & Prodigy vs Chris Benoit & Joker

Pa Announcer:This next match is a Most Blood Texas Tornado Team Team Match up… Introducing first…Weighing in at 707 Pounds… DRAGON and PRODIGY…

(“Are you Ready for this” blares as the lights go out and then appear as D&P are in the ring…)

Pa Announcer:Their Opponents… Representing Team Baked… Weighing in at 485 Pounds… JOKER and CHRIS BENOIT…

(“Wangaster” plays as they enter the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Dragon goes right after Joker and Benoit and Prodigy are battling each other…

Rhino:Man what a right hand by Dragon…

Mark:Dragon and Prodigy two of the most agile big men in eWa history… As Dragon now picks up Joker and nails him with a body press slam…

Rhino:Prodigy just got his legs taken out from under him by Chris Benoit… As Benoit is going to work on the legs of Prodigy…

Mark:Dragon has Joker in the corner… Dragon charges but Joker moves out of the way and comes back with a bulldog… As Joker now rolls to the outside…

Rhino:The object of this match is to make both of your opponents… BLEED and BLEED A LOT…

Mark:Joker throws a couple of chairs in to the ring… As Prodigy and Dragon are down on the canvas…

Rhino:Benoit and Joker have the chairs now and are waiting for Dragon and Prodigy to get back up to their feet…

Mark:Benoit and Joker charge Dragon and Prodigy… D&P both with kicks to Benoit and Joker and they grab the chairs and they nail Joker and Benoit with the chairs…

Rhino:Benoit and Joker’s plan backfire and D&P used it to their advantage…

Mark:Dragon has rolled to the outside and is bringing in a couple of things in to the ring…

Rhino:Looks like a barbed wire bat and a couple of singapore canes…

Mark:Prodigy with a powerslam to Chris Benoit in the ring… Dragon with a headbutt to Joker…

Rhino:Benoit and Joker are in big trouble…

Mark:Prodigy with a couple of singapore cane shots to the back of Joker… And one brutal one to the forehead of Joker…

Rhino:Low Blow by Benoit to Dragon… Who grabs the barbed wire bat…

Mark:Big Shot by Benoit with the Barbed Wire bat right to the face of Dragon…

Rhino:The blood is starting to flow from the head of Dragon… And man Joker is really gushing blood at the moment from the Singapore cane shot…

Mark:Benoit nails Prodigy from behind and pushes him in to the corner as he nails him with chops…

Rhino:WOOOOO…

Mark:Dragon is back up and spins Benoit around and nails him with a steel chair…

Rhino:The Referee has just said that Joker has lost enough blood to be eliminated from this match up…

Mark:Dragon has the barbed wire bat and is rubbing it across the forehead of Benoit…

Rhino:Their only goal is to bust Benoit open good…

Mark:The blood is starting to trickle out of the forehead of Chris Benoit… As Dragon now sends him in to the ropes and what a brutal shot by Prodigy as he nails him right in the forehead with the singapore cane…

Rhino:Now Prodigy is digging the barbed wire from the bat in to the forehead of Chris Benoit…

Mark:Benoit’s face is now a crimson mask full of blood and the ref stops this match…

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DRAGON AND PRODIGY…

Rhino:Dragon and Prodigy make an impact as they return to the eWa…

Mark:Well we got another interesting match up coming up for you now…Something is happening in the back…

Rhino:ITS OMEGA… And he has Brock Lesnar up in the air…

Mark:Omega just throws Brock right through a table…

Rhino:Damn Omega is making an impact… Just like he has lately here in the eWa…

Mark:I guess the swimming pool match is off…But its time to head out to the Slaughter House…

eWa Ultimate Xtreme Championship Slaughter House Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Psyko Boy
Special Ref-Lone Jobber

Mark:Well this should be very very interesting…

Rhino:I am so jacked up for this match Mark…

Mark:Well Jobber is here to count the pinfall or judge the knock out… Thats basically what his job is…

Rhino:Unless he wants to get involved… Who is gonna stop him if he does… Hes the ref…

Mark:Well Shawn is walking around inside the house… That well is the home of Reverend Lone Jobber… So who knows what he has instore…

Rhino:Yeah really… Who knows where there could be hidden weapons… Trapped Doors… Who knows…

Mark:Well if you dont like people in thongs turn away… As um… Here comes Psyko Boy running around in his Pink and Yellow thong…

Rhino:Come on… Geez… Couldnt he wear pants…

Mark:Clothesline by HBK to start this fight off with… He caught him good as he continue to run around the room near HBK…

Rhino:So far no site of Jobber… But he is here somewhere…

Mark:HBK with boots to the back of PYB keeping him down on the floor… As HBK looks around to see what he can do in this type of match up…

Rhino:I have to say this is one of the strangest gimmick matches of all time here in the eWa and PYB is proving lately to be one of the strangest wrestlers of all time…

Mark:HBK picks up PYB by the hair… And is pulling him near a wall and just throws him face first in to the wall… As HBK nails him with a right hand… And now…

Rhino:HERES JOBBER… Ready to go… And is leading HBK and PYB around… As they go in to another room of the Slaughter House…

Mark:They look to be in the dinning area of the house…

Rhino:Yeah where we saw Jobber balancing a spoon a few days ago…

Mark:HBK goes to slam PYB on the table but PYB slides out of the grip of HBK… And now with right hands to his idol… PYB scoops up HBK and slams him on the table… Which of course didnt break…

Rhino:Oak doesnt break that easy…

Mark:Especially six inch thick oak… As Jobber hands PYB a metal pot… PYB swings and misses… PYB swings again and HBK ducks and PYB nailed Jobber right in the head with it…

Rhino:Whoops I think PYB is thinking… But Jobber can take a licking and keep on ticking as everyone knows…

Mark:They are walking back in the living area of the house…But HBK is bringing PYB close to the stairs… As HBK rams PYB’s head right through the wall…

Rhino:Jobber isnt going to like a whole in his wall now… Actually it really gives the living area a whole new light to things…

Mark:HBK is heading up the stairs and PYB is now slowly trying to gather himself to climb the stairs…

Rhino:Which isnt an easy task…

Mark:No it isnt… We have a camera guy already up stairs… As HBK is now waiting for PYB to get up the stairs…

Rhino:PYB has made it up and Jobber is now running to come and catch them…

Mark:Now which room will they choose…HBK opens up one door and…

Rhino:Its the Model room…

Mark:HBK sees the models and decides to go in to another room…

Rhino:Why would he do that…

Mark:I dont know… I guess he didnt feel the need to go in to that room… As he now throws PYB through one of the doors…

Rhino:HBK slips on the pieces of the rubix cube…

Mark:PYB kicks some of the playing cards away… And now slams HBK right down on to the nice black and white tiles of the slaughter house…

Rhino:PYB now has HBK up again and slams him down again on the nice black and white tiles…

Mark:PYB is starting to do some damage…

Rhino:I think PYB is going to play some chess with The Showstopper…

Mark:PYB with the bishop… But HBK kicks him in the gut and drills the Bishop right in to the gut of PYB… And now HBK slams PYB down to the tiles…

Rhino:This has been back and forth and both men are still trying to figure out what to do… As Jobber is telling them to leave this room and move some where else…

Mark:I guess Jobber has something planned in another room…

Rhino:Guess so…

Mark:HBK now dragging PYB by his legs from one room to the other…

Rhino:RUG BURN… Especially for him… Hes just wearing a thong…

Mark:Jobber opens up the door to the Library… As HBK slingshots PYB right in to that room…

Rhino:Man this is one of the strangest Slaughter Houses yet…

Mark:As we see HBK now hammering PYB with more right hands… As he knocks a pile of books on to PYB…

Rhino:Where is Jobber going…

Mark:I guess to get the final room ready…

Rhino:HBK is catching his breath and composing himself in that chair…

Mark:This has been one strange match tonight… HBK with a wooden chair and now cracks it across the back of PYB…

Rhino:Jobber is saying its ready…

Mark:HBK is up in the face of Jobber… And HBK just begins to laugh…

Rhino:I remember back when all three of these men were in DX together… My how the times have changed…

Mark:HBK once again is dragging PYB across the floor…

Rhino:What the…

Mark:This looks like the whole Toys B Purg warehouse… It has tables…Glass Chairs… And a whole lot of goodies…

Rhino:Its has normal stuff too…

Mark:Shawn has the classic Glass chair… But winds up and misses PYB…As the chair now breaks… PSYKO KICK by PYB…

Rhino:Down goes HBK…

Mark:But PYB is worn out… As he pulls himself back up… And is searching for something…

Rhino:He doesnt need to search Jobber hands him a bucket full of something…

Mark:A Bucket full of shoes… What the…

Rhino:PYB dumps the shoes right on top of the showstopper…

Mark:PYB is not giving up as he grabs a PS2…

Rhino:Thats Jobbers PS2… Jobber doesnt like that he has it…

Mark:Jobber stomps him from using it…

Rhino:Why… Why would he do that…

Mark:He telling him thats mine… HBK superkicks the PS2 right back in the face of Jobber…

Rhino:He tried to save his PS2…

Mark:PYB has HBK in a headlock… And is giving him a nuggie…

Rhino:He just gave him a nuggie… What the hell…

Mark:This has been a strange match…

Rhino:HBK turns on the TV and is trying to find something good on TV…

Mark:He has some channel on… And decides to give up and smashes the TV remote over the head of PYB…

Rhino:HBK is thinking about doing something…

Mark:HBK with PYB by the head and throws him right in to the TV…

Rhino:OH MY GOD… Look at PYB shaking after that… Did he just get electricuted…

Mark:He got some type of shock to his system… HBK Pulls him out of the TV and puts his arm across him for the cover… As Jobber is slow back up and has to count 1…………..2…………3….

Pa Announcer:The winner and STILL eWa Ultimate Xtreme Champion… SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:What a wild and crazy match… As now eWa officials that were there at the house are checking on PYB to see if he is okay…

Mark:They are also rushing Jobber to the arena… As his match is coming up a little later on… As we go to the ring now for more action…

Handicap Tag Hell in a Cell Match
Halo vs Crusher & Flash

Pa Announcer:This next match is set a Handicap Tag Hell in a Cell Match with a special one minute rule… If Halo pins Crusher he will then have one minute to pin Flash and if he does pin Flash in the one minute after he will win the match up… If he is unable to the match will continue… Introducing first… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 245 pounds…HALO…

(“Highway to Hell” plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 513 pounds… CRUSHER and JOKER…

(“Are you ready” plays as they enter the arena…)

Mark:Well Halo goes right after Flash to start off this match up…

Rhino:You have to remember that Flash and Crusher have to tag in and out here in this Hell in a Cell match…

Mark:Flash scores with a couple of right hands to knock Halo back in to the ropes… Flash whips him but gets reversed by Halo who scores with a nice dropkick…

Rhino:Here comes Crusher…

Mark:Crusher takes a hiptoss from Halo and gets right back up and Halo nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:Reverse DDT by Flash who snuck up behind Halo…

Mark:Halo got distracted and now Flash takes advantage on Halo…Flash and Crusher now double teaming Halo in the corner…

Rhino:I thought they had to tag in and out…

Mark:Well there are no DQ’s in a hell in a cell match… So… They are doing what the want…

Rhino:Ohhh I see…

Mark:Halo comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a double clothesline… Crusher now has Halo and throws him over the top rope and to the floor…

Rhino:Flash and Crusher are looking to use the steel to their advantage…

Mark:Flash with Halo by the head and is looking to throw him in to the steel… Halo blocks and now throws Flash head first in to the steel… Crusher now charges at Halo but Halo moves and pushes him right in to the steel…

Rhino:Halo is countering their attempts at trying take him down and out…

Mark:Halo with Flash now and sends him hard in to the hard ring steps… Halo now with right hands to Crusher as he is bringing him over to the other side of the cage… And is rubbing his face right in to the steel…

Rhino:He is using the Steel as a grater…

Mark:Halo now picks up Crusher and drives him head first right in to the steel…

Rhino:Flash is starting to make his way around to wear Crusher and Halo are by going back in to the ring…

Mark:Flash is going to fly… Springboard plancha does not connect as Halo saw it just in time and moved out of the way…

Rhino:Flash crashed and burned…

Mark:He sure did… As Halo rolls Crusher back in to the ring now… As he has him hooked up and nails him with a piledriver… Heres a cover 1………………2………. Kickout by Crusher…

Rhino:Flash is starting to move on the Outside and now is rolling back in to the ring…

Mark:Halo whips Crusher in to the ropes and nails him with a Powerslam…

Rhino:Low Blow by Flash to Halo…

Mark:And he nails him with a Twist of Fate… Heres a cover 1………2…….. Kickout by Halo…

Rhino:Flash now sends Halo in to the corner…

Mark:Flash is charging in… But Halo side steps him and now clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor…

Rhino:Halo is going back after Crusher…

Mark:Crusher goes to kick Halo in the gut but gets it blocked and Halo spins him around… LAST RIGHTS to Crusher…

Rhino:Flash is on the top rope…

Mark: He goes for the cover 1………..2…………3……

Rhino:BRIGHT LIGHT by Flash is a little late…

Mark:Yes it is… Halo got up… Flash nailed Crusher with it… Halo now spins Flash around… LAST RIGHTS TO FLASH…

Rhino:He has about 20 seconds to make the pin…

Mark:He goes right for the cover does Halo 1……..2……….3……..

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner HALO…

Rhino:Halo settled a score with Crusher and Flash here tonight…

Mark:He did and now its time for our Super Short Tourney for the FTW Title…

Super Short FTW Title Tournament
(Triple H vs Ultimate Warrior) vs (911 vs Lone Jobber)

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Special Super Short FTW Title Tournament… There are two matches that will go on in the same ring at the same time… The winners of the two matches… Will face each other once the two matches are concluded… Anything Goes in these matches… So introducing the first match… Introducing First… From Evansville, In… Weighing in at 265 Pounds…Representing Team Baked…911…

(“In Da Club” plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The SlaughterHouse… Weighing in at 232 Pounds… Reverend LONE JOBBER…

(“When Im Gone” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Introducing the next match… Introducing first from Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… ULTIMATE WARRIOR…

(“Warrior” hits as Ultimate Warrior walks down to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:And his opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The FTW Champion… TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… All four men are staring down each other…

Rhino:Warrior and Triple H look like they are looking to get at each other…

Mark:Triple H and Warrior throwing right hands back and forth with each other… As Triple H now takes control as he sends him in to the ropes…

Rhino:Jobber has 911 up and nails him with a body slam…

Mark:Triple H with a high knee to Warrior…

Rhino:Jobber now whips 911 in to the ropes…

Mark:911 ducks the clothesline and nails him with a cross body 1………2………. Kickout by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Triple H picks up Warrior… And nails him with a suplex…

Mark:Lone Jobber and 911 now tie up in the center of the ring… Jobber whips him back in to the ropes and nails him a big clothesline…

Rhino:Warrior with a low blow to Triple H…And now sends him over the top rope…

Mark:Lone Jobber has 911 hooked and nails him with a brain buster… And he goes for a cover 1……2…… Kickout by 911…

Rhino:Warrior just sent Triple H in to the steel guard rail…

Mark:Jobber now has gone to the outside and throws a trash can in to the ring…

Rhino:Triple H just raked the eyes of Warrior and nails him with a DDT on the ground…

Mark:Jobber with the trash can and nails 911 right in the head… The Game just hot shot Warrior right in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Triple H just rolled Warrior back in to the ring…

Mark:Triple H is getting something out from underneath the ring… Jobber mean while has the trash can laid down in the ring… And he has now 911 up on the top rope… Hurricanrana by Jobber and 911 lands right on the trash can…

Rhino:Jobber is having his way with 911… But Warrior just ducked the chair shot from Triple H…

Mark:Warrior now with the steel chair and he nails Triple H right in the head with it… Warrior now nails The Game with a clothesline as he got up to his feet…

Rhino:Jobber now is setting up 911 for the Gimmick…

Mark:While Triple H just got nailed with a powerslam from the Ultimate Warrior… 911 gets out of the Gimmick… DDT by 911 on Lone Jobber and he goes for a cover 1…….2………… Kickout by Jobber…

Rhino:Warrior has Triple H up in a press slam and he slams him down on to the steel chair…

Mark:Thats gotta do a number to his back… As Warrior covers Triple H 1……..2………. Kickout by Triple H this time…

Rhino:911 has Jobber up… Could be time for the Body Bag…

Mark:Jobber blocks The Body Bag… THE GIMMICK… Heres a cover 1……….2…….3……..

Pa Announcer:The Winner of the Match LONE JOBBER…

Rhino:Warrior is off the ropes…

Mark:BIG SPLASH by Warrior… But Triple H rolled out of the way of it…

Rhino:The Warrior went for his move… But Triple H got out of the way…

Mark:Jobber is setting stuff up and getting stuff ready for who ever wins this match…

Rhino:Triple H and Warrior are back up to his feet…

Mark:Triple H with a kick to the gut… PEDIGREE by Triple H… Heres a cover 1………..2……….3…………

Pa Announcer:The Winner of the match… TRIPLE H…

Rhino:Its now down to Triple H and Lone Jobber… Mark this begins yet another chapter in their history together…

Mark:Jobber rolls right in to the ring behind Triple H and nails him with a Handicap parking sign…

Rhino:Triple H is worn down after his encounter with Warrior… As Jobber had an easier time with 911…

Mark:Jobber now whips him in to the ropes and nails Triple H with a clothesline and he knocks him down to the canvas…

Rhino:Jobber now looking around for one of the weapons he brought in to the ring…

Mark:Jobber has a 2×4… And he knocks Triple H right down with a clothesline with the 2×4…

Rhino:Triple H is in trouble right now…

Mark:Lone Jobber now has Triple H and he sends him in to the corner… Triple H comes right out of the corner and gets nailed with a chair shot for Lone Jobber…

Rhino:He busted Triple H open with that chair shot…

Mark:Lone Jobber now covers Triple H 1……….2………. Kickout by Triple H… Triple H slowly is back up to his feet… And gets nailed again with the chair from Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Triple H is taking a beating right now…

Mark:Jobber is searching around for something again… As he now has another trash can and knocks him down again…

Rhino:Triple H is in bad shape at the moment after this beating…

Mark:Lone Jobber has Triple H up in the air and drops him down with a vertical suplex…

Rhino:Jobber has now brought a table in to the ring…

Mark:The Table has been set up and now Jobber lays Triple H out on it… As he now climbs the top rope…

Rhino:Could we be seeing the 450 Splash from Lone Jobber…

Mark:450 SPLASH but TRIPLE H MOVED… And Jobber crashed right threw the table…

Rhino:Damn Jobber crashed and burned… And Triple H barely rolled off that table and got out of the way of the 450…

Mark:Triple H now grabs something out of the corner…

Rhino:Hes got the Sledgehammer Mark…

Mark:Jobber is slowly back up to his feet… And Triple H nails him with the sledgehammer right in the gut… And one shot in to the head of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:That shot busted Jobber open… So Jobber and Triple H are busted open now… Triple H more than Jobber…

Mark:Triple H now has him hooked up… PEDIGREE… Triple H with a cover 1………2………3… ITS OVER…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW CHAMPION… TRIPLE H…

Rhino:Triple H survived this Super Short Tournament…

Mark:Jobber made one mistake… If he didnt take that chance he would be FTW Champion but he did and Triple H retains his belt here tonight… We are out of time… SO LONG EVERYONE…

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