Unholy Alliances 2003
Mark:Welcome everyone to a very special Pay Per View Spectular from your friends here at the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… We are presenting to you Unholy Alliances… Live from Washington DC… I am of course Mark and along side here with me is my partner in crime Rhino…
Rhino:Yo Yo Yo… Whats the deal yo…
Mark:You trying to act hip now Rhino…
Rhino:Forshizel Mynizel…
Mark:Well hopefully that changes by the time we get in to our big time matches we have for you here tonight… For starters our Main Event is going to be a Six Man Tag Team Elimination Match… With each elimination having its own gimmick…
Rhino:Man Mark… That should be interesting… Plus it is the in ring return of the monster Omega…
Mark:Also tonight we have a Hellzone Tag Team Match for the FTW Title… With very interesting rules… As Triple H teams with Lone Jobber to battle Joker and The Rock… With Chris Benoit as the special guest referee…
Rhino:The way the rules are set Triple H could have one long night…
Mark:But we are going to start tonights festivities with a Best 2 of 3 falls Ladder Match… So lets head down to the ring now for the introductions…
Best 2 of 3 Falls Ladder Match
Shawn Michaels & Flash vs Dragon & The Undertaker
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening match is a special 2 of 3 falls LADDER MATCH… Introducing team number one… First… From Denver, Co… DRAGON…
(“Are you ready for this” hits as Dragon enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His tag team partner… From Houston, Tx… THE UNDERTAKER…
(“You’re gonna pay” plays as The Undertaker enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First…Please welcome… FLASH…
(“Are you Ready” plays as Flash enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His tag team partner… Accompined by Kevin Nash… The eWa Ultimate Xtreme Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash enter the arena…)
Mark:All four men are starting out in the center of the ring… As they see the bags hanging from the top of the rafters here tonight…
Rhino:The team to get two bags first wins…
Mark:Shawn Michaels just charged right in to the Undertaker with a quick forearm shot… Right hands by HBK to the Undertaker… The Undertaker fights right back with right hands… And he takes down HBK with a big right hand…
Rhino:Samoan Drop by Dragon on Flash…
Mark:Flash charged in and got caught by Dragon here in the early going… Meanwhile the Undertaker just threw the Heartbreak Kid over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:The Deadman and Dragon double teaming Flash in the ring at the moment…
Mark:Dragon whips Flash in to the Undertaker and the Undertaker nails Flash with a big boot…
Rhino:Im shocked that they are working together…
Mark:On the outside Kevin Nash is coaching Shawn Michaels… Trying to get him focused…
Rhino:Michaels pushes a Ladder in to the ring…
Mark:As he now slides back in… But slides back out…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is up on the apron distracting The Undertaker and Dragon…
Mark:Michaels slides back in and SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO THE UNDERTAKER…
Rhino:That came out of no where… The Undertaker turned around and Michaels nailed the big kick…
Mark:Michaels ducks the first clothesline for Dragon but Dragon catches him and drives him down with a powerslam…
Rhino:Flash is back up to his feet now… And attacks Dragon from behind…
Mark:Flash is trying to give it everything he has… As he nails him with a dropkick… And that send him back in to the ropes… Another dropkick by Flash..
Rhino:Dragon is dazed…
Mark:Double dropkick by Flash and Shawn Michaels and Dragon goes over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Watch out for Nash…
Mark:Michaels has the ladder and drills The Undertaker right in the head as he got up and turned around…
Rhino:Flash now sets up the ladder in the center of the ring…
Mark:Michaels mounts The Undertaker and drills him with right hands…
Rhino:Flash is up and close to one of the bags…
Mark:Dragon is back in the ring and pushes the ladder out from underneath Flash… But Flash is hanging on to the bag…
Rhino:Flash is trying to pull down the bag…
Mark:Michaels with a forearm to Dragon now… As Flash falls down with one of the bags…
Pa Announcer:The winners of the first fall… Flash and Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Michaels just got nailed with a sidewalk slam by Dragon…Dragon now attacks Flash who took a huge fall after falling from the sky after pulling down the bag…
Rhino:He is entitled to one of the contracts that will be given out by Omega…
Mark:The Undertaker is on the outside… And has pulled a table out from underneath the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to pull himself back up to his feet…
Mark:The Undertaker is coming back in to the ring… Nash from behind… Kevin Nash just nailed The Undertaker…
Rhino:He cant do that…
Mark:Well he just did…As now Dragon is setting up the table…
Rhino:THE REF JUST TOSSED NASH…
Mark:He just sent Nash to the back… And Michaels cant believe it…
Rhino:Michaels is up in the face of the ref now… Because of what just happened…
Mark:But Dragon nails him with a right hand to shut him up…
Rhino:People should do that more often…
Mark:Michaels gets back up and Dragon clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor… As Dragon puts Flash on the table…
Rhino:Dragon is climbing the ropes and is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Hes up on the top rope… And he splashes FLASH RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE…
Rhino:Both Dragon and Flash are out of it for the moment…
Mark:But the Undertaker has rolled back in to the ring… And has the ladder set up…
Rhino:The Undertaker starts his climb up the Ladder…
Mark:Michaels is climbing the Ladder on the otherside… As we have a fist fight on the ladder… Taker is dominating it right now… And he knocks Michaels down a couple of rungs…
Rhino:Dragon is up… POWERBOMB…
Mark:Dragon just pulled Shawn right off with a powerbomb…The Undertaker grabs the Bag…
Pa Announcer:The winners of the second fall… The Undertaker and Flash…
Rhino:Taker and Dragon have the advantage right now…
Mark:They have to climb back up the ladder as in the rules of this match… Taker and Dragon now are double teaming Flash now…
Rhino:Michaels is down and in pain in the corner…
Mark:Dragon whips Flash in to The Undertaker… CHOKESLAM by The Undertaker to Flash…
Rhino:Wheres Michaels…Oh there he is on the floor…
Mark:Not a good sign for his team… As Dragon sets the ladder up… And is slowly climbing up the ladder…
Rhino:Michaels is trying to pull himself up… With a steel chair…
Mark:Michaels back in the ring… And he nails Dragon right in the back with the steel chair… And another time… As it knocks him off the ladder…
Rhino:The Undertaker charges in at Michaels…
Mark:Michaels ducks… And swings the chair at The Undertaker… Who blocks it… And goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Michaels… SWEET CHIN MUSIC one more time by HBK…
Rhino:Michaels came back with one burst of energy… For his team…
Mark:Shawn now tired out… But trying to compose himself… As he is climbing the ladder…
Rhino:Dragon is back to his feet…
Mark:Dragon trying to pull Shawn off the ladder… But Michaels kicks him off… But Dragon has him in a powerbomb position…
Rhino:Frankensteiner by Michaels…
Mark:Dragon goes right out to the floor…This is the chance for the team of Flash and Shawn Michaels to win this match up…
Rhino:Flash pulls himself back up and planchas over the top rope on to Dragon…
Mark:Michaels is up the ladder and he pulls the final bag… As this match is now over…
Pa Announcer:The winners of the match… The Team of SHAWN MICHAELS and FLASH…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels showed how much heart he has… As he willed himself to victory for his team…
Mark:He is the Icon… The Showstopper… The Main Event… As we now are getting ready to head out to the parking lot… For the HELLZONE MATCH…
FTW Hellzone Match
Triple H(c) & Lone Jobber vs The Rock & Joker
Special Ref-Chris Benoit
Mark:Well our cameras are outside in the parking lot now… As all the participants are making their way to the pit…
Rhino:Theres Triple H… Lone Jobber… Joker… But No Rock… Wheres The Rock…
(camera cuts to Extreme Theatre with The Rock)
The Rock: Woah Woah Woah!…What a hot night it is in HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA!!!….(Crowd Boos)…Now let the rock tell all you jabronis in the audience that he is not sorry he isnt there tonight because The Rock could give a monkeys ass about the FTW title…Frankly The Rock is just sick and tired of whooping Triple H’s Big Nosed Ass and slapping all the other jabronis standing in the ring….What the Rock wants is not what Triple H holds around his waste oh no….The Rock wants simply one man…One man who was too scared when he first made this card, to team up with the most electrifying man in sports entertainment….and that would be your candy ass Omega….So let the Rock tell you this…You want to run the show around here?!?….Omega every show in the eWa is THE ROCK’S SHOW….and there is no way…AND THE ROCK MEANS…NO WAY…(Crowd Boos)…that the Rock is going to let someone else run his show….So Omega the Rock is not asking you….The Rock is telling you to bring your 500 pd. head into the ring next week to go ONE on ONE with the GREAT ONE!!! IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN’!!!…
(The Rock at the end cracks a smile as he gets up and leaves the sat. room as Camera fades to black)
Rhino:I cant believe what The Rock just did… I cant believe hes not here…
Mark:I guess this sucks for Joker… As it is now a Handicap Match…
Rhino:Man that does suck for Joker…Well Benoit is here now and ready to call this match down the middle…Yeah right…
Mark:Triple H and Jobber are staring down Joker in this pit of Fire… Joker jumps at both men with a double clothesline… And he takes them off their feet…
Rhino:Wow… I didnt see that one coming…
Mark:Jobber right back up… And rakes the eyes of Joker…And now Triple H and Lone Jobber double suplex him…
Rhino:Triple H wants to get this match over and done with… So that well… He doesnt have to get involved in what could happen after this match up…
Mark:Triple H now has Joker alone and slams him right now…
Rhino:Joker is rolling towards the ring of fire that surrounds them…
Mark:Joker gets back up… But is caught with right hands from Lone Jobber who picks him up and presses him on to one of the parked cars…
Rhino:What power by Lone Jobber of all people…
Mark:Triple H was already up on that parked car… And he now slams him down on to the hood of the car…
Rhino:Jobber is now on that car…
Mark:Triple H is holding up Joker for Jobber now… Jobber goes for a superkick… But Joker gets out of the way and he nails Triple H…
Rhino:He nailed Triple H… And he doesnt really care…
Mark:Joker from Behind on Jobber and throws him over to another car…And is nailing Jobber with right hands…
Rhino:Joker has his sent little burst of gas now…
Mark:DDT by Joker on to Jobber…
Rhino:Look at Triple H… He is steaming…
Mark:Chris Benoit is just watching all of this go on… As he gets prepared for what may happen…After this match up… Joker covers Jobber and Benoit counts 1……………………………..2…………………. Triple H breaks it up…
Rhino:Triple H now is hammering Joker…
Mark:Triple H picks up Joker and slams him back down in to the pit…
Rhino:Jobber is slowly getting back up… And Triple H just decked him with a right hand…
Mark:From the beginning Triple H and Lone Jobber dont like each other… As Triple H piledrives Joker on to the ground…
Rhino:That can give someone a headace…
Mark:Triple H again mounts Joker and nails him with more right hands…
Rhino:Jobber and Triple H are face to face now…
Mark:These two men are ready to tear in to one another…
Rhino:Joker is back up… And they nail him with right hands…
Mark:Triple H with out taking his eyes off of Jobber has Joker hooked… PEDIGREE…
Rhino:Jobber and Triple H are still looking right at each other…
Mark:Triple H covers Joker and Benoit counts 1…………………..2……………….3…..
Pa Announcer:The winner of the match… And still FTW CHampion… TRIPLE H…
Rhino:For now he is still FTW Champion… As it is now a Triple Threat Match…
Mark:If Triple H can get out of the state… Hes safe…
Rhino:Jobber and Benoit are surrounding him…
Mark:Triple H has no where to go right now… Both Jobber and Benoit charge at Triple H… Triple Moves and Jobber and Benoit nail each other…
Rhino:And Triple H is leaving…
Mark:But he didnt get that far… Benoit from behind takes him down… And is just putting the boots to Triple H…
Rhino:And now its a double team on Triple H…
Mark:Triple H is trying to escape… As he low blows both men…
Rhino:What a cheap shot by Triple H…
Mark:Thats exactly what it was… A Cheap Shot… Neither men can get much going on Triple H… As Triple H is screaming for something…
Rhino:What the hell is he screaming for… Or who is he screaming for…
Mark:Triple H sees what he was looking for…
Rhino:Yeah a getaway car… With someone in the drivers seat…
Mark:But Benoit stops him by nailing him from behind… Benoit covers him and the ref makes the count 1…………………2…………..Jobber breaks it up…
Rhino:Benoit and Jobber are now fighting…
Mark:Which is giving Triple H a chance to get the hell out of there… As he jumps in to his car… And who ever is the driver just sped off with Triple H in the back seat…
Rhino:Hes getting out of dodge…
Mark:With his belt… Benoit and Jobber are now trying to find a way to follow him… But its probably too late…
Rhino:But who is driving the car…
Mark:Well we have to get back to the ring for our main event….Wait a second… Something just happened in the back… Lets take a look…
Rhino:Theres Nash and Shawn Michaels… Whats the big deal…
Mark:CRUSHER… Hes down and out…
Rhino:They just took out Crusher…
Mark:DX were going to get payback on him for wearing their colors… And tonight they got revenge…
Rhino:But who was driving the car…My guess was DX… But now…
Mark:I have no idea… I guess we now have a handicap match for our main event…
Elimination by Choice Handicap Tag Match
Omega, Halo & Ultimate Warrior vs Prodigy & Kid Money
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is an Elimination by Choice… Now HANDICAP Tag match… By a flip of a coin… A Gimmick match will be chosen… Once a fall occurs… A coin will be flipped and another superstar will choose the gimmick… The match ends with the elimination of one team… Now introducing the participants… From Brookyln, Ny… KID MONEY…
(“Move Bytch” plays as Kid Money enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His tag team Partner… PRODIGY…
(“Are you ready for this” plays as Prodigy enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… From Parts Unknown… ULTIMATE WARRIOR…
(“Warrior” plays as Ultimate Warrior enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His tag team partner… HALO…
(“Highway to hell” hits as Halo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their tag team partner… OMEGA…
(“Hard Times” plays as Omega enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… This first fall is being fought under Hardcore Rules… Its gonna be Halo and Kid Money startin things out here in the early going…
Rhino:Well theres Omega for ya… Throwin weapons right in to the ring…
Mark:Kid Money is distracted by that and gets nailed with right hands from Halo… Halo now sends him in to the ropes and a high back body drop by Halo…
Rhino:Halo just grabbed a singapore cane…
Mark:And he cracks Kid Money right in the skull with that shot… And now across the back… Halo now whips Kid Money in to the corner…
Rhino:Halo has the trash can in hand…
Mark:But Kid Money gets his feet up and knocks the trash can back in the face of Halo… But Kid Money now goes for a clothesline… But Halo ducks and now nails Kid Money with a neckbreaker as Halo tags in the Ultimate Warrior…
Rhino:Who is his new protege… Thats what everyone is wondering…
Mark:Well it doesnt matter right now… As Warrior just scooped up Kid Money and slammed him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Omega is yelling out instructions… I guess he is the captain of this team…
Mark:I would think so… As Warrior now lays the trashcan down in the center of the ring… As he whips him in to the ropes… Warrior ducked his head to early and Kid Money grabs him by the hair and throws him back down in to the trash can…Quick elbow drop by Kid Money to keep Warrior down…
Rhino:Kid Money needs to make a tag to Prodigy…
Mark:Kid Money does do that… And now Prodigy comes in… With a steel chair in hand… And takes a good shot at The Ultimate Warrior…
Rhino:Heres one for Halo who came in to the ring…
Mark:Prodigy swings at Omega but he jumps off the apron before taking the shot from Prodigy… Warrior though back up and he gets drilled in the head one more time with the chair shot from Prodigy…
Rhino:Prodigy is one house of fire…
Mark:Prodigy now sends him in to the ropes… Flapjack by Prodigy on Ultimate Warrior… As Prodigy now lays a chair out in the ring…
Rhino:He is bringing the Ultimate Warrior to the top rope…
Mark:PRODICAL SUN by Prodigy right on to the steel chair… Warrior is out… Heres the cover 1………………..2……………….3……….. Its over…
Pa Announcer:The Ultimate Warrior has been eliminated… The next fall will be fought under Falls Count anywhere rules…
Mark:Omega has decide to get right in to the swing of things… And Prodigy is not backing down from the big man…
Rhino:With the elimination of The Ultimate Warrior it has made this match a 2 on 2 now…
Mark:Prodigy scores with right hands knocking the big man backwards… More right hands as he sends him off in to the ropes… Reversal by Omega and he nails him with a big boot that knocks him to the outside…
Rhino:Man that was one vicious big boot…
Mark:Kid Money tug himself in… As Prodigy was going to the outside…
Rhino:Smart move by Kid Money… I think…
Mark:Omega has no idea… As Kid Money now planchas over the top rope and on to Omega…
Rhino:He took the big man down on the outside…
Mark:Omega is back up… And Kid Money is walking backwards up the entrance way from this big giant…
Rhino:Smart move…
Mark:Meanwhile Halo is working on Prodigy on the outside closer to the ring…
Rhino:Kid Money has a fire extingisher…
Mark:And he is blinding Omega with it right now… And a good shot right to the head of Omega by Kid Money… Who goes for a cover 1………………2………… Kick out by Omega…
Rhino:They are fighting on the stage right now…
Mark:Kid Money now climbing up actual set… He is about a good 15 feet in the air I would say…
Rhino:I would say that as well…
Mark:Omega is back up… Kid Money leaps off the set… Right in to the hands of Omega…
Rhino:This is not looking good at all for Kid Money…
Mark:Kid Money trying to fight out of the grips… But Omega turns him around… SCREWDRIVER right on the stage…
Rhino:That has to be it…
Mark:Prodigy has just rolled Halo in to the ring… But Omega covers Kid Money now… 1………………..2…………………..3…………
Pa Announcer:Kid Money has been eliminated… The Next Fall… A STEEL CAGE MATCH…
Rhino:The Cage has lowered very quickly… As Prodigy is trapped inside with Halo…
Mark:Omega is on the outside looking in…
Rhino:There is no cage door on this cage…
Mark:Omega has been locked out of the cage for the time being… As Prodigy goes to work on Halo…Prodigy picks up Halo and throws him head first in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Omega cant believe he cant get in…
Mark:This is a Purgatory type cage… No way to leave… Or to get in… It even has a roof… So he cant get in that way…
Rhino:Omega is pissed off right now…
Mark:His team has a 2 to 1 advantage… But not at the moment… Prodigy though gets caught with a DDT from Halo… As both men are down on the canvas…
Rhino:Both men trying to get back up to their feet… And Omega is trying to find a way in to the steel cage…
Mark:Halo with some right hands to the bigger Prodigy… But Prodigy reverses him in to the corner and he nails him with a big splash…
Rhino:That has to crush his insides…
Mark:Prodigy now slingshots Halo right in to the steel cage…
Rhino:And Halo bounces right off of the cage…
Mark:Halo is in trouble… As Prodigy picks him up and Press Slams him right in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Prodigy is using the cage as his own play pen…
Mark:Omega is setting up tables now at ringside for some reason…
Rhino:Does he already know the next stipulation…
Mark:Maybe he does… But Prodigy now dominating Halo… SITDOWN POWERBOMB by the three hundred pounder… And heres the cover 1…………………….2…………….3……..
Pa Announcer:Halo has been eliminated… The Final Fall… TABLES MATCH…
Rhino:Thats why Omega pull tables out from underneath the ring…
Mark:The cage is lifted… And Omega is ready to go…
Rhino:So is prodigy…
Mark:Both men back in forth… But Omega gets the upper hand… As he clotheslines him down… Omega has one of the tables he brought in the ring with him and sets it up in to the corner…
Rhino:He has something planned…
Mark:Omega whips Prodigy in to the corner… Prodigy puts on the breaks… Omega charges with the boot but he kicks right through the table… And misses Prodigy… Neckbreaker by Prodigy as Omega was trying to get his foot out of the table…
Rhino:Prodigy has to keep him grounded… Or find a way to get him through a table…
Mark:Prodigy now has a table set up near the corner… Prodigy setting Omega up for a Flapjack…Blocked by Omega… Who scores with the DDT…
Rhino:Omega pulling himself to his feet and is now setting up a gameplan of his own…
Mark:Omega has Prodigy and he nails him with the big boot… As he now lays him down on the table…
Rhino:Omega is heading to the top rope…
Mark:This seven foot tall monster goes for the senton splash… But PRODIGY moved off the table just in time… Omega crashes through… But Prodigy has to put him through the table…
Rhino:This is Prodigy’s chance… As he is on the outside getting another table…
Mark:He has it setup… Going for another flapjack… Countered again… Boot to the midsection…
Rhino:Omega trying for a powerbomb… Can he get him up…
Mark:Jackknife Powerbomb… Right threw the table… Its over…
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners… Halo… Warrior and the survivor… OMEGA…
Rhino:What a night…
Mark:A few questions to be answered… Who droved the car… Will Omega except the challenge of The Rock… And who is next in line for the FTW Title Shot…
Rhino:Man there is carnage every where…
Mark:We will see you at Tuesday Night Carnage… So Long everyone…
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