May-Hem 2004
Mark:Welcome everyone to what should be a very historic night… Welcome everyone to eWa May-Hem… Im your party host Mark… Along side the guy who would eat everything at your party… Rhino…
Rhino:Your right I would… Where the hell is the waitress im hungry…
Mark:We are not at a restrurant… We are here live in Chicago for this historic night… Which we will see the first ever Ultmate X Match here in the eWa…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace and Johnny Legion look like they want to really rip in to one another… And they will get their chance to later on tonight…
Mark:Also here tonight… Triple H will be putting the eWa World Heavyweight and FTW Championship on the line as he goes One on One with Christian…
Rhino:Will Christian find a way to stop Triple H’s title reign? Im hoping he does…
Mark:And to top it all off… Our Main Event… The first ever eWa Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Thirty Men… One winner… Its going to be awesome…
Mark:Shawn Michaels will start as One… PYB will be Number Two… Things are going to be real interesting tonight… But now its time to head right down to ringside for our opening match up…
CJ Shocker vs Rayne
Pa Announcer:The opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Long Island, Ny… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… CJ SHOCKER…
(“Black Sunday” by Cold plays as CJ Shocker enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Sacromento, Ca… Weighing in at 290 Pounds… RAYNE…
(The lights go out… there is a bright flash and sounds of thunder rock the arena then a strange voice comes on the PA system and announces, “The national weather service has issued a severe Rayne storm for the Calgary, Alberta, Canadarea, everyone in the immediate area is advised to take cover. We will keep you updated as more information is known” Just then “Raining Blood” comes over the PA system as Rayne enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… And Rayne just goes right after CJ Shocker…
Rhino:Look at Rayne just open up on him right now with those right hands…
Mark:Rayne right now whips CJ Shocker in to the ropes… Spinebuster by Rayne driving CJ Shocker right in to the mat…
Rhino:Rayne is coming out very aggressive right now…
Mark:CJ Shocker is back up on his feet… But not for long as Rayne kicks him in the midsection… Rayne has him up… Powerbomb…
Rhino:Vicious powerbomb from Rayne…
Mark:I dont think CJ Shocker has any chance in hell of winning this match up tonight Rhino…
Rhino:I have to agree with you there… Rayne is on a mission right now…
Mark:Rayne now puts CJ Shocker up on the top rope…
Rhino:I believe Rayne has him set for the Downpour…
Mark:DOWNPOUR! By Rayne…
Rhino:This has been total domination so far…
Mark:Rayne hooks the leg 1……………2……………….3………. Its over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner… RAYNE…
Rhino:Rayne came right in and dominate CJ Shocker…
Mark:Uh Oh… Rayne is not done…
Rhino:This is going to be bad news for CJ Shocker…
Mark:Rayne just threw CJ Shocker over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:I have a feeling CJ Shocker is going to get hurt… Big Time…
Mark:Rayne is removing the padding that covers the floor…
Rhino:The concrete has been exposed…
Mark:Rayne now hands CJ Shocker on the ropes…
Rhino:I dont think this is going to be good for anyone…
Mark:Rayne… DOWNPOUR! ON TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
Rhino:I think CJ Shocker has been seriously injured…
Mark:I would agree with you… As Rayne drove him head first from the ropes right in to the concrete floor…
Rhino:CJ Shocker is being stretchered out of the arena… Hes in bad shape…
Mark:Very bad shape… As we now get set for our next match up…
Da Felon vs Edge
PA Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall..
(“Stuntin 101” hits as Da Felon makes his way down to the ring..)
PA Announcer: Introducing first.. From Cincinnati, Ohio.. Weighing in at 305 pounds.. DA FELON..
(“You Think You Know Me” hits as Edge makes his way to the ring..)
PA Announcer: And his opponent.. From Toronto, Canada.. weighing in at 240 pounds.. EDGE..
Mark: Edge making his return to the EWA with this match, and he’s got a hell of an opponent..
Rhino: The Edge Head may be a Dead Man tonight..
Mark: There’s the bell.. Edge doesn’t wait, he’s quickly nailing rights to Da Felon, but Da Felon blocks and nails a few hard rights back to Edge, sending him reeling..
Rhino: Seems Da Felon is just a bit stronger..
Mark: Da Felon charges Edge, Edge sidesteps and counters with a drop toe-hold, sending Da Felon face first into the mat..
Rhino: That’s no ordinary rug burn..
Mark: Edge putting the boots to Da Felon, but Felon is back up with ease.. Edge goes for more rights.. Da Felon catches Edges hand and pulls him in.. Hard Clothesline by Da Felon..
Rhino: That pretty much dulled Edge..
Mark: Edge getting to his feet.. Da Felon whips him into the corner.. Da Felon charges.. Edge moves.. Da Felon chest first into the corner and stumbles backwards.. Edge goes for the spear.. Da Felon moves and sends Edge shoulder first into the turnpost..
Rhino: That’ll take you out of comission..
Mark: Da Felon pulling Edge out of the corner.. Da Felon whips Edge into the ropes.. Spinebuster!
Rhino: Edge is starting to look bad..
Mark: Da Felon putting the boots to Edge, now.. Edge lifted up.. Da Felon hooks Edge under.. Powerbomb? NO.. Shoulderbreaker..
Rhino: Da Felon focusing on that shoulder now..
Mark: Da Felon with a cover.. 1……………….2…… Edge kicks out..
Rhino: And it hurt him, too..
Mark: Da Felon picked Edge up.. Irish Whip.. Edge counters.. Da Felon into the ropes.. Edge nails the clothesline.. Da Felon quickly back to his feet.. Edge with another clothesline.. Da Felon back up again.. Edge goes for another clothesline, but is taken down hard with a clothesline from Da Felon..
Rhino: Da Felon is showing no signs of letting up..
Mark: Da Felon lifting Edge up.. Grabs him off his feet.. Fallaway Slam..
Rhino: Da Felon tossing Edge like a rag doll..
Mark: Edge whipped hard into the corner.. Da Felon starts nailing Edge with vicious back elbows.. Edge sliding down into a sitting position.. and Da Felon doesn’t let up.. pushing his knee into Edge’s face, and now kicking the hell out of him..
Rhino: He’ll be feeling that in the morning..
Mark: Indeed he will.. Da Felon turns Edge over, placing his head on the top of the bottom turnbuckle.. and now he’s pushing on Edge’s neck..
Rhino: Honing in on that surgically repaired neck, I see..
Mark: And now a hard kick to the back of Edge’s head..
Rhino: Almost like a curb check with the turnbuckle..
Mark: Da Felon now dragging Edge away from the turnbuckle.. And now he’s laying the boots hard into Edge..
Rhino: Softening him up..
Mark: Edge whipped into the turnbuckle once more.. Da Felon charges.. Edge the foot up.. Da Felon stumbles backwards.. Edge starts to climb the turnbuckle.. But Da Felon sees him.. Da Felon now has Edge on his shoulders..
Rhino: What’s gonna happen here?
Mark: An Electric Chair Drop right onto the top turnbuckle! Face first!
Rhino: New teeth for Edge?
Mark: Edge stumbling backwards.. Da Felon grabs him.. High Back Suplex, dropping Edge on his neck..
Rhino: It’s not looking good for him at all..
Mark: Da Felon lifting Edge up again.. hooking him under.. Going for another shoulderbreaker.. Wait! Edge slides out behind Da Felon! Edge quickly turns around.. Edge-o-matic!
Rhino: Edge starting to fire back..
Mark: Edge is waiting in the corner.. He’s ready for it.. He’s sizing Da Felon up.. Da Felon’s up to his feet… SPEAR! SPEAR! Edge nails the spear!
Rhino: A sudden burst of energy out of nowhere!
Mark: Cover! 1………………………….2………………………3! Edge wins it!
Rhino: Unbelievable!
PA Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen.. Your winner… EDGE..
Mark: A perfect example of how quickly your luck can turn..
Rhino: And we may see more of those examples in the tonight in the Rumble…
Mark:Lets head back to ringside for our next match…
Vinny “Ice Man” Lucchese vs Static Star
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… VINNY “The Ice Man” LUCCHESE…
(“Where Do Gangsters Go?” by Lordz of Brooklyn plays as Vinny Lucchese enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Jersey City, Nj… Weighing in at 185 Pounds… STATIC STAR…
(“The Shooting Star that Destroy’s us all” plays as Static Star enters the arena…)
Rhino:This is the debut of Vinny Lucchese…
Mark:Lucchese locks up with Static Star and backs him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee gets a clean break…
Mark:Static Star slaps Vinny Lucchese right in the face…
Rhino:Vinny didn’t like that much…
Mark:Vinny slaps him right back…
Rhino:Things are picking up…
Mark:Vinny nails him with right hands… As he backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Vinny Lucchese is picking him apart in the corner…
Mark:Static Star gets sent hard in to the other side… Star leaps up on to the top rope… And he moonsaults right on to Vinny Lucchese…
Rhino:That was a nice counter move from Static Star…
Mark:Count 1…………..2………….. Kickout by Vinny Lucchese… Lucchese gets back up… Charges for a clothesline… Ducked by Static Star and nails him with stiff kicks…
Rhino:Vinny is taking those shots…
Mark:Star backs him up in to the ropes… Lucchese gets sent in to the ropes… Dropkick by Static Star catching Vinny Lucchese in the jaw with that dropkick…
Rhino:Static Star is now on the apron…
Mark:Springboard LegDrop by Static Star and he drops right on the face of Vinny Lucchese…
Rhino:Static Star is showing off his speed…
Mark:Static Star is heading up to the top rope…
Rhino:Vinny Lucchese is back up on his feet…
Mark:Flying Crossbody… Misses… As Vinny Lucchese ducked out of the way of the crossbody…
Rhino:Now this is the point where Vinny Lucchese has to take over on this match up…
Mark:Lucchese whips Static Star hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Lucchese is now choking the life out of Static Star…
Mark:Vinny is sticking his boot right in the throat of Static Star…
Rhino:Vinny Lucchese is slowing down the pace of this match up…
Mark:Star comes out of the corner… And Vinny Lucchese picks him up… And Body Slams him right down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lucchese is choking him again on the canvas…
Mark:The referee is making him break it up…
Rhino:Lucchese whips Static Star hard one more time in to the corner…
Mark:Static Star comes out… And he nails him with a back body drop…
Rhino:Vinny Lucchese is dominating this match up for the moment…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese goes for a cover 1……………………………2………………….. Kickout by Static Star…
Rhino:Lucchese is now setting up Static Star…
Mark:Brainbuster by Vinny Lucchese dropping him head first right in to the canvas…
Rhino:That’s gotta hurt…
Mark:Lucchese goes for another cover 1……………………………….2…………………….. Static Star one more time gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Static Star is in some trouble…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese is waiting for him to get back up to his feet…
Rhino:Static Star is dazed and confused…
Mark:Lucchese goes for a The Hit… Static Star ducks and Lucchese hits the corner hard…
Rhino:Static Star needs to get back in this match up…
Mark:Static Star kicks Vinny Lucchese in the midsection… Enziguri kick by Static Star and he nails him right in the back of the head…
Rhino:Static Star is starting to make the climb up to the top rope…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese stops him up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Lucchese is hooking him up for a superplex…
Mark:Static Star pushes him off…
Rhino:Lucchese hits the mat…
Mark:SHATTERSTAR PRESS!
Rhino:Static Star hit his move…
Mark:Cover by Static Star 1……………………….2………………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STATIC STAR…
Rhino:This was a big win for Static Star…
Mark:The Luciano Crime Family Henchmen have hit the ring… But Static Star is able to escape before they could do some damage…
Rhino:He should be thankful he got out of the ring when he did…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese is mad… But we need to go back to the ring for our next match up…
Nightmare vs Jason Scott
PA Announcer: The following match up is scheduled for one fall..
(“Let The Bodies Hit The Floor” hits as Nightmare makes his way towards the ring..)
PA Announcer: Introducing first.. From Beech Grove, Indiana.. Weighing in at 260 pounds.. NIGHTMARE..
(“Blood Clots And Black Holes” hits as Jason Scott makes his way to the ring..)
PA Announcer: And The opponent.. From Boston, Massachussetts.. Weighing in at 229 pounds.. JASON SCOTT..
Mark: This should be an interesting match up here..
Rhino: Both men looking to make a name for themselves..
Mark: Indeed they are.. Both men tie up in the center of the ring.. Scott able to whip Nightmare into the ropes.. Scott looks to be going for a clothesline, but gets floored with a shoulderblock from Nightmare..
Rhino: That’s a pride killer..
Mark: Scott back up quickly, nailing rights to Nightmare.. Nightmare stumbling back.. Scott with another whip, Nightmare goes for the shoulderblock again.. Scott sidesteps it, this time.. Nightmare back into the ropes.. Scott nails the clothesline, this time..
Rhino: Caught Nightmare off guard..
Mark: Scott picking up Nightmare, hooking him for a DDT.. Nightmare lifts Scott into the air and runs him back first into the corner..
Rhino: Too early..
Mark: Nightmare with hard shoulders to Scott’s gut.. Nightmare with a hard whip, sending Scott into the opposite corner.. Scott hits hard, Nightmare charges.. Nightmare catches a back elbow to the side of the head..
Rhino: Scott saw it coming..
Mark: Scott lifts Nightmare up from behing.. Backbreaker by Jason Scott..
Rhino: Executed nicely..
Mark: Scott putting the boots to Nightmare, now.. Scott off the ropes.. Nails a leg drop..
Rhino: Scotts gotta stay on Nightmare..
Mark: Scott with the cover… 1……………….2… Nightmare kicks out..
Rhino: And making sure everyknows he did, making sure is shoulder was high off the mat..
Mark: Scott picking up Nightmare, but Nightmare counters with a hard kick to the gut.. Nightmare now firing rights to the face of Jason Scott..
Rhino: Scotts in trouble..
Mark: Scott backed into the corner.. Nightmare backs up.. Charges, but Scott gets the foot up.. Nightmare stumbles away.. Scott quickly to the top turnbuckle.. Nightmare turns around.. Hurricaranna by Jason Scott!
Rhino: Nightmare didn’t see that coming..
Mark: Scott goes back to work with the boots to Nightmare.. Nightmare getting to his knees.. Scott into the ropes.. But Nightmares up! Nightmare has Scott around the throat..
Rhino: Scott about to go for a ride..
Mark: CHOKESLAM by Nightmare.. Nightmare with the cover.. 1…………………2…….. Scott kicks out..
Rhino: Nightmare better take all the advantage he can get..
Mark: Nightmare lifts up Scott, nailing a backbreaker.. Nightmare now putting the boots to Scott..
Rhino: A little pay back, perhaps?
Mark: Scott finally to his feet.. Nightmare whips Scott into the ropes.. Scott reverses.. Nightmare into the ropes.. Scott catches his, going for a spinebuster.. NO.. Nightmare reveres with a Tornado DDT!
Rhino: Cruiserweight style reversal, right there..
Mark: Scott lifted to his feet.. Nightmare with a hardkick to Scotts gut.. Nightmare hooks him under.. PIledriver by Nightmare.. Cover.. 1……………….2………… Scott kicks out at 2 and a half..
Rhino: I bet he’s got a headache..
Mark: Nightmare picking Scott up.. Hooks him for a suplex.. Scott blocks.. Nightmare tries again, but is blocked once more.. Scott goes for the suplex.. He’s got Nightmare up, and he’s stalling.. Letting the blood rush to Nightmares head.. Suplex by Jason Scott..
Rhino: I bet he’s dizzy..
Mark: Scott sizing Nightmare up.. Nightmare to his feet.. Scott goes for a running clothesline, Nightmare catches the arm and spins Scott into a full nelson.. Bubba Bomb by Nightmare!
Rhino: That’ll crush vertebrae..
Mark: Nightmare saying it’s over.. He’s climbing to the top..
Rhino: Could it be time for a swanton?
Mark: It might be.. Wait! Scott just shook the ropes.. Nightmare racked himself on the top turnbuckle!
Rhino: That’ll make you sing saprano..
Mark: Scott grabbing Nightmare by the head.. Pulling him so his feet are the only thing on the turnbuckle.. DDT! Scott plants Nightmare with a vicious DDT..
Rhino: I think his brains are scrambled..
Mark: Scott climbing the top rope.. Nightmare slowly getting to his feet, woozily.. Nightmare turns around.. Scott goes for another hurricaranna.. Nightmare catches him!
Rhino: This isn’t looking good for Scott..
Mark: Scotts fighting it.. Nightmare was trying for a powerbomb, but Scott is nailing hard rights.. Nightmare almost drops Scott.. NO.. Nightmares holds on.. Lifts Scott back up.. POWERBOMB..
Rhino: I don’t think he’s done..
Mark: Nightmare lifts Scott up for a second powerbomb.. WAIT! OUT OF NOWHERE! 3 COUNT MASSACRE! Cover! 1………………..2………………3! Jason Scott wins it!
PA Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen.. Here is your winner.. JASON SCOTT..
Rhino: Impressive countering on the behalf of Jason Scott, and he picks up the win..
Winner is entered in to the Royal Rumble
Salvatore “The Wrench” Luciano vs Shadow “Of Style”
Pa Annnouncer:This next match up is set for one fall… Introducing first… Accompanied to the ring by the Luciano Crime Family… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… SALVATORE “The Wrench” LUCIANO…
(“Where Do Gangsters Go?” by Lordz of Brooklyn plays as Salvatore Luciano enters the arena…)
Pa Announer:His opponent… From Orlando, Florida… Weighing in at 267 Pounds… SHADOW “Of Style”…
(“Fire” by ACDC plays as Shadow of Style enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Shadow goes right after Luciano and nails him with right hands… As he backs him up in to the ropes he nails him with a couple of kicks to the ribs…
Rhino:Luciano is yelling at the referee because he was in the ropes…
Mark:Luciano now gets turned around by Shadow and he nails him with a couple of kicks to the midsection again… And he catches him with a shot right in the side of the head…
Rhino:Those were some nice strong kicks from Shadow of Style…
Mark:Luciano is walking out of the ring now…
Rhino:He wants to clear his head for a moment…
Mark:Salvatore is talking things over with his crew…
Rhino:Salavtore takes his time to get back in to the ring…
Mark:Salvatore wants a test of strength with Shadow…
Rhino:A couple of Luciano’s henchmen are on the apron now…
Mark:It has distracted Shadow and from behind Salvatore nails him in to the ropes… Salvatore now turns him around and nails him with straight right hands…
Rhino:He is really opening up on him…
Mark:Luciano lifts up Shadow and drops him down with an atomic drop… Luciano comes off the ropes and takes him down with a bulldog…
Rhino:Luciano is really starting to build something right now…
Mark:Salvatore with a cover 1…………………………2………………… Kickout by Shadow of Style…
Rhino:Salvatore is setting the pace of the match up right now…
Mark:Luciano kicks Shadow in the midsection and hooks him up… Hangman’s neckbreaker… As Salvatore goes for another cover 1………………………2……………. Shadow gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Shadow is back up on his feet…
Mark:As Salvatore whips him hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Right now Shadow needs to do something…
Mark:Luciano charges in for a big splash… Shadow moves out of the way of the splash…
Rhino:Shadow gets up on the middle rope…
Mark:He has Luciano in a head lock..Tornado DDT by Shadow of Style…
Rhino:That was a nice move from Shadow…
Mark:Shadow comes Salvatore 1……………………………2……………. Kickout by Salvatore…
Rhino:Luciano is back up…
Mark:Shadow hooks up Salvatore… Fisherman’s suplex with a bridge…
Rhino:That’s old school Perfectplex right there…
Mark:Cover 1……………….2………………. Kickout by Salvatore…
Rhino:Right now the tides have turned…
Mark:Shadow now hooking up Salvatore… Shoulderbreaker…
Rhino:That was one hell of a move from Shadow…
Mark:Another cover from Shadow 1………………………………..2………………. Kickout again by Salvatore…
Rhino:Salvatore Luciano is in some trouble… And his henchmen can not do anything about it…
Mark:Salvatore is back up on his feet… Shadow waits… Facebuster by Shadow driving Salvatore’s face right in to the mat…
Rhino:This match up is going in favor of Shadow of Style…
Mark:One more cover 1………………………2………….. Kickout by Luciano one more time… As Shadow is dictating this match up…
Rhino:Salvatore’s henchmen are up on the apron now…
Mark:Shadow knocks them both down…
Rhino:This is giving Salvatore some time right now to regroup…
Mark:Shadow turns around… Spear by Salvatore Luciano…
Rhino:That’s a way to turn the tides of this match up…
Mark:Both men are down right now…
Rhino:They both are trying to compose themselves…
Mark:Shadow and Salavtore are back up on their feet…
Rhino:They seem dazed right now…
Mark:One of Luciano’s henchmen throw something in to Salvatore while they had the referee distracted…
Rhino:I didn’t see anything…
Mark:Just watch out for it…
Rhino:Okay…
Mark:Salvatore and Shadow trading right hands… Shadow gets the edge right now as he sends him in to the ropes… Salvatore ducks the clothesline and comes back off the ropes with a flying clothesline of his own…
Rhino:Salvatore has his second wind right now…
Mark:Salvatore now waits… And he hooks up Shadow… Shadow blocks the DDT and counters in to a northern lights 1………………………..2…………….. Salvatore kicks out…
Rhino:Luciano just pulled something out of his tights…
Mark:He has a chain wrapped on his hand…
Rhino:One of his henchmen is up on the apron now…
Mark:Salvatore swings… Shadow ducks and knocks the chain out of his hand…
Rhino:That back fired…
Mark:Salvatore turns around… Shadow kicks him in the midsection… SHADOW OF DEATH!
Rhino:That’s his version of the sitdown powerbomb…
Mark:Cover 1……………………………..2………………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHADOW of STYLE…
Rhino:Luciano’s henchmen hit the ring and this time are hammering Shadow…
Mark:They are working him over good in the corner with right hands…
Rhino:Those are some big men…
Mark:Luciano’s henchmen whip Shadow in to the ropes… They go for a double big boot… But Shadow slides out of the ring to escape even more damage…
Rhino:That was a close one there…
Mark:Shadow pulled out the win… But I don’t think he has won the war yet with the Luciano Crime Family… As we now send it down to ringside for our next match…
eWa Television Championship Ultimate X Match
Big Daddy Ace(c) vs Johnny Legion
Pa Announcer:This next contest in an ULTIMATE X MATCH and is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Bronx,Ny… Weighing in at 298 Pounds… A member of the New Reform… JOHNNY LEGION…
(“Hit The Floor” plays as Johnny Legion walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… The eWa Television Champion… BIG DADDY ACE…
(“Lying From You” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Rhino:This is a start of what should be a historic night…
Mark:Both men are looking up at the gold that is hanging above them…
Rhino:No Ladders in this one… You gotta climb up the corners and then come across the wires to get the belt…
Mark:Legion and Ace trash talking back and forth…
Rhino:They have been doing a lot of that lately…
Mark:Legion and Ace lock up… Ace pushes Legion in to the ropes and gives him a cheap shot right hand…
Rhino:Johnny Legion didn’t like that one at all…
Mark:Johnny Legion comes back and locks up with Ace… Legion pushes Ace in to the ropes this time… Johnny Legion goes for a cheap shot…
Rhino:Ace moved out of the way…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now comes back and whacks him with right hands… Ace whips him in to the ropes… Powerslam by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Ace really took him to the mat hard with that powerslam…
Mark:Legion is back up on his feet… As Ace now hooks up Legion… Gutwrench suplex by Ace…
Rhino:No pinfalls… No Submission… All you have to do is get the belt…
Mark:Legion is back up… Big Daddy Ace charges in… Ace ducks and now Johnny Legion nails him with a reverse DDT…
Rhino:Johnny Legion is now trying to take control of this match up…
Mark:Legion nails him with a couple of right hands now as he gets back up on his feet as he whips him hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Johnny Legion is now trying to pound Ace in the corner…
Mark:Legion is driving his shoulder right in to the midsection… Driving all of the air right of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Ace is in some trouble…
Mark:Legion with a standing dropkick and Big Daddy Ace goes over the top rope and hits the floor…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace needs to regain his composure… If he wants to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Legion is now climbing up the corner trying to get on to the wire…
Rhino:Legion is making his way over to the belt…
Mark:Ace is standing on the apron…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has something in mind…
Mark:Springboard… SPEAR!
Rhino:What a move from Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Ace should off some skills right there as he springboard off the ropes and connected with the Spear knocking Johnny Legion off the wires…
Rhino:That was a big time move from Big Daddy Ace as he saved the gold for himself right now…
Mark:Ace now waits for Legion to get back up on to this feet and he whips Legion hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Legion is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:T-Bone Suplex by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:That was a nice move from Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:It would be a point in the match where a pin fall would happen but there are no pinfalls…
Rhino:Ace just went to the outside and has brought a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:This is not going to be good for Johnny Legion… As he stands up… Ace nails him right in the head with the steel chair…
Rhino:That caught Johnny Legion pretty good…
Mark:Ace now making his way over to the corner… As he climbing up to the wires…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is looking to go after the gold now…
Mark:Johnny Legion has made his way over to the corner now… And is climbing up on the other side…
Rhino:It is going to be a race to the gold…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is just about there…
Rhino:Legion quickly gets over…
Mark:They are slugging it out with one arm and are holding it on with another…
Rhino:Ace falls…
Mark:So does Legion… Legion after he knocked down Ace lost his grip and fell back down to the canvas…
Rhino:They are now both back to square one in this match up…
Mark:Ace is the first one back up… As Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… Fallaway Slam…
Rhino:He sent him halfway across the ring with the fallaway slam…
Mark:Ace now is hammering Legion on the canvas as he is laying those right hands in on him…
Rhino:Ace is opening up the steel chair in the center of the ring…
Mark:Legion gets sent for the ride in to the ropes… Reversal by Legion and he drop toe holds Ace right in to the steel chair…
Rhino:Legion took a move out of Raven’s playbook there…
Mark:Johnny Legion is reaching around for the chair… And he nails Big Daddy Ace right in the midsection with the steel chair…
Rhino:Another shot across the back…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just took those shots right to the back and is hurting right now…
Rhino:Johnny Legion is now going up to get the gold now…
Mark:Ace is trying to pull himself up by using the ropes…
Rhino:Legion is now climbing across to get the gold…
Mark:Legion is at the gold…
Rhino:Ace is right behind Legion now on the wire…
Mark:Ace is hammering Johnny Legion from behind with shots to the midsection…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is just pounding at Johnny Legion’s Midsection…
Mark:Ace is trying to pull him down…
Rhino:Ace is not allowing Johnny Legion to pull the gold down…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace pulls Johnny Legion down from the wire and both men hit the canvas hard…
Rhino:Both men fell straight right down to the canvas…
Mark:Legion is hurting… After that big fall…
Rhino:Ace is hurting as well… He risked it… To keep his gold…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is pulling himself back up to his feet…
Rhino:Johnny Legion is back up on his feet…
Mark:Ace nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Those are stinging right hands…
Mark:Ace is backed up in to the ropes… As he sends him for the ride… SPEAR by the Television Champion…
Rhino:That Spear knocked Johnny Legion right out of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has now taken control of this contest…
Rhino:Ace now needs to find some strength to some how climb the corner and go up and get the gold…
Mark:Johnny Legion is starting to compose himself on the floor…
Rhino:He is reaching under the ring for something…
Mark:Ace is now trying to pull himself towards the gold…
Rhino:He is getting close to the gold…
Mark:Legion rolls back in the ring…
Rhino:He has a Singapore cane…
Mark:Johnny Legion is looking to do some damage…
Rhino:He is swinging at Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Ace is trying to move away from the shots…
Rhino:I don’t know how many shots he can miss…
Mark:Johnny Legion is swinging at Ace like he is a Piñata…
Rhino:Good point… That is exactly what he is doing…
Mark:And it was successful… As Johnny Legion has knocked down Big Daddy Ace from the wire…
Rhino:Ace fell hard from the wires and right down on to the mat…
Mark:Johnny Legion now whipping Ace with the Singapore cane now…
Rhino:Those shots gotta hurt…
Mark:I would agree with you there… As Johnny Legion goes behind Ace… German Suplex by Johnny Legion…
Rhino:Ace has been laid out by Johnny Legion…
Mark:Legion is now going to the outside for something…
Rhino:What is he getting now?
Mark:Johnny Legion brings another steel chair in to the ring and is opening up both chairs…
Rhino:Legion is setting up Big Daddy Ace up for something big…
Mark:Johnny Legion is hooking up Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Looks like we are going to be seeing a powerbomb…
Mark:POWER… No… Back Drop by Ace and Legion goes right in to the steel chairs…
Rhino:Ace once again saved himself by back dropping Johnny Legion right on to the steel chairs…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now trying to get back up on his feet…
Rhino:The Television Champion has taken a beating from Johnny Legion so far in this match up…
Mark:Ace waits for Legion… Ace kicks Legion in the midsection… Jackhammer by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Where did he find that strength from?
Mark:I don’t know… But he did and it was effective…
Rhino:Ace is now looking to hit the spear…
Mark:Johnny Legion is staggering around…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Johnny Legion…
Mark:SPEAR! NO! Ace moved out of the way and Big Daddy Ace went right in to the corner…
Rhino:That back fired on Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:It sure did…
Rhino:Now Johnny Legion is starting to get back in to the match up…
Mark:Ace is staggering around… Legion puts him up on his shoulder…
Rhino:Could be time for the Falling Faith…
Mark:Ace rolls through it… As he counters the falling faith…
Rhino:Legion now goes right after him…
Mark:Ace moves and goes behind Johnny Legion… Release German Suplex by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Ace now setting up Johnny Legion…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has him setup…
Rhino:Could be time for the Ace Crusher…
Mark:ACE CRUSHER! NO! Johnny Legion lands on his feet and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Johnny Legion is now sending him in to the ropes…
Mark:Legion drops his head… Ace sees… A-BOMB!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace’s version of the sit down powerbomb…
Mark:Ace needs to now capitalize on this situation…
Rhino:Johnny Legion is struggling to get back to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to climb up the corner to get to the wires…
Rhino:Johnny Legion is struggling to get over to Ace…
Mark:From behind… Johnny Legion nails Ace as he is standing on the top rope…
Rhino:Johnny Legion has Ace up on his shoulders…
Mark:Johnny Legion is now bringing him over towards the middle of the ring…
Rhino:Johnny Legion has him set for the Falling Faith…
Mark:Ace is in trouble… FALLING FAITH! NO! ACE REACHED UP AND GRABED THE BELT…
Rhino:Legion went down… Ace stayed up and grabbed on to the belt…
Mark:Ace falls… He has the gold… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Television Champion… BIG DADDY ACE…
Rhino:That was smart from Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Ace pulled this one out… And has kept his gold…
Rhino:Johnny Legion can not believe it… But it happened…
Mark;Big Daddy Ace survived this one… Whats next for him… But we have to send it down to ringside for our World and FTW Championship Match…
eWa World Heavyweight & FTW Championship Match
Triple H(c) vs Christian
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the eWa World Heavyweight and FTW Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CHRISTIAN…
(“At Last” plays as Christian enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Reigning and defending eWa World Heavyweight and FTW Champion…The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H walks in to the arena…)
Mark:There they go… Face to Face are Triple H and Christian…
Rhino:Christian wants to beat the game… He wants to become a Double Champion…
Mark:Many have tried and now it is Christian’s turn to try and take out Triple H…
Rhino:Both men are face to face right now…
Mark:Triple H slaps Christian right in the face and he now hammers Christian with right hands…
Rhino:The Game is doing what he does and he is just beating up Christian with those rights…
Mark:The Game backs Christian up in to the ropes… And Triple H with a back elbow to Christian… As The Game now drops an elbow on to Christian… As Triple H now locks in a chin lock on Christian…
Rhino:The Game is now going to wear him down to start this match up off…
Mark:Christian fights his way back up to his feet… And hammers Triple H in the midsection with elbows to the midsection…Christian backs HHH up in to the ropes… Christian pushes him in to the ropes and knocks HHH back down with a shoulder block…
Rhino:Im surprised he was able to knock Triple H down with the shoulder block…
Mark:Side headlock by Christian… HHH pushes him in to the ropes… The Game drops down… Christian leaps over Triple H… Christian comes off… Leap frog by Christian… Triple H goes for a hiptoss…Blocked by Christian and Christian takes Triple H over with a hiptoss…
Rhino:Triple H gets back up…
Mark:Clothesline over the top rope by Christian… And Triple H goes hard to the outside…
Rhino:We will see a lot of people do that later on tonight in the Royal Rumble…
Mark:Triple H is now taking his time to get back in the ring…
Rhino:Christian is now going after Triple H… I think this is going to be a bad move for Christian…
Mark:Triple H rolls back in to the ring… Christian follows and Triple H begins to stomp away at the challenger…
Rhino:Told you… Triple H suckered him out… And now he is paying for it…
Mark:The Heavyweight and FTW Champion begins to work over Christian now as he whips him hard in to the corner…
Rhino:This is where Triple H can do some real damage…
Mark:Triple H now hammering Christian in the corner with some right hands…
Rhino:He is really working him over in the corner…
Mark:Boots by The Game knocking him back down in the corner…
Rhino:Triple H is stomping a mudhole in him and is walking it dry…
Mark:Right now Christian is in a bad way… As Triple H is choking him in the corner…
Rhino:The referee is stepping in there… As Christian is in the ropes…
Mark:You can see that Triple H doesn’t want to break it up…
Rhino:I wouldn’t think he would…
Mark:Triple H now pulls Christian out of the corner as he hooks him up… Vertical suplex by Triple H driving Christian right in to the canvas…
Rhino:At this rate it is only a matter of time before Triple H can seal the deal…
Mark:Triple H covers Christian 1………………..2………………..Kickout by Christian… The Game comes off the ropes and he drives his knee right in the face of Christian…
Rhino:The Game is just doing his thing and is just working over Christian…
Mark:The Game picks up Christian again and nails him with a backbreaker…
Rhino:Triple H drove his knee right in to the back of his challenger…
Mark:Triple H covers Christian 1………………………………….2………………………. Christian one more time gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Christian is trying to pull himself back up to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is driving elbows right in to the back of Christian… As he picks him up again… Another backbreaker…
Rhino:You can see Triple H has found a focal point of attack and that’s the back of Christian…
Mark:One more cover by The Game 1………………………..2…………….. Kickout again by Christian…
Rhino:How much more does Christian have left in his tank…
Mark:Triple H whips Christian in to the ropes… Tilt a whirl backbreaker driving Christian’s back one more time in to his knee…
Rhino:This has been all Triple H so far…
Mark:The Game is now hooking up Christian for something…
Rhino:Looks like he has him hooked in a Camel Clutch…
Mark:That’s exactly what it is… Triple H pulling Christian’s neck back… Putting pressure on his neck and back…
Rhino:The Iron Shiek made this move famous and right now Triple H is using it to his advantage…
Mark:Christian is trying to make it to the ropes…
Rhino:Triple H is struggling to keep him from getting to the ropes…
Mark:Triple H lets the hold go before he gets to the ropes and now drops all of his weight right on the back of Christian…
Rhino:That has to hurt… Triple H is a big man…And he drove all of his weight on to the back of Christian…
Mark:Triple H now brings Christian back in to the middle of the ring and drops him with a sidewalk slam…
Rhino:Christian is not in a good way right now…
Mark:The Camel Clutch is being locked in again by Triple H… As he is working on the back of Christian…
Rhino:The Game is dominating his challenger… Which is what Triple H wanted to do coming in to this match up…
Mark:You can see Christian fading away right now…
Rhino:The pain is starting to get to him right now… As Triple H is just keeping the pressure on him…
Mark:The referee is checking on Christian now…
Rhino:Christian is very out of it…
Mark:Christian’s arm drops once…
Rhino:Two more times and its over…
Mark:Christian’s arm drops again…
Rhino:One more time and this match up is over…
Mark:His arm… DOES NOT DROP!
Rhino:Christian is still in this match up…
Mark:The Crowd is getting him back in to this match up…
Rhino:Triple H lets go of the Camel Clutch…
Mark:Christian pushes HHH in to the ropes… Double clothesline and both men hit the canvas…
Rhino:This could be a turning point in this match up…
Mark:This is where Christian really needs to do some damage… And get back in to this match up…
Rhino:Triple H is back up…
Mark:So is Christian…Triple H goes for a right hand… Blocked by Christian… Triple H goes for a right hand… Blocked again by Christian… Christian is now hammering Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:Christian is starting to feel it now…
Mark:Christian kicks Triple H in the midsection and comes back with a couple of more right hands… The Game is backed up in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:The Game went for a ride there…
Mark:Triple H is backed up in the corner…As Christian starts to climb up on to Triple H… And is nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:The Crowd is getting in to it by counting along with the right hands…
Mark:Eight… Nine… Ten…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering out of the corner now…
Mark:Christian comes off the ropes… Bulldog by Christian taking Triple H off of his feet…
Rhino:The Champion is in a bad way right now…
Mark:Christian now mounting Triple H and is nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:The peeps are in to this match up… As they are firing up Triple H…
Mark:Triple H is back up on his feet…
Rhino:He has no idea where he is right now…
Mark:Christian kicks Triple H in the midsection… Turns him around… Reverse DDT by Christian to the Double Champion…
Rhino:Triple H is in some trouble…
Mark:Christian covers Triple H 1……………………………………2……………….. Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Triple H is backed up in the corner… He is in some trouble…
Mark:Christian starts hammering him with right hands… As he setting Triple H up on to the rope…
Rhino:Superplex Time…
Mark:This is not good for Triple H… Top Rope Superplex by Christian… Driving Triple H right down to the mat hard…
Rhino:Triple H is down and out…
Mark:Christian covers Triple H 1…………………………………2…………………Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close call…
Mark:The Peeps really want Christian to win the World and FTW Championships…
Rhino:Christian is calling for the end…
Mark:Triple H is hooked up for the Unprettier…
Rhino:This is going to be the end for Triple H…
Mark:The Game pushes Christian in to the ropes… Christian comes off and he nails him with a running high knee…
Rhino:Triple H saved himself there by pushing Christian off in to the ropes…
Mark:Triple H and Christian are back up on their feet…
Rhino:They are trading Rights and lefts in the center of the ring now…
Mark:Triple H gets the advantage… Triple H backs him up in to the ropes… Reversal by Christian…Christian takes Triple H down with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Champion is in trouble…
Mark:Christian kicks Triple H in the midsection… UNPRETTIER! NO! Triple H pushes Christian out again and he ran right in to the referee…
Rhino:The referee is down…
Mark:Christian turns around and Triple H takes him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Where is Triple H going now?
Mark:The Game is going underneath the ring for something…
Rhino:Uh Oh… This is not going to be good for Christian…
Mark:Triple H has the sledgehammer and is waiting for Christian to get back up to his feet…
Rhino:If I were Christian… I would just stay down…
Mark:Christian is up… As he turns around… Sledgehammer right to the face of Christian…
Rhino:The Game really nailed him right in the head…And Christian has been busted open…
Mark:Triple H covers Christian…
Rhino:The referee is down and out…
Mark:Here comes another referee… 1…………………………..2…………………………………CHRISTIAN GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!
Rhino:That was a close call… So close…
Mark:Triple H is pissed off… As he is now hooking up Christian for the Pedigree…
Rhino:Christian is a bloody mess…
Mark:Christian blocks the Pedigree and he slingshots Triple H right in to the referee and in to the corner…
Rhino:That’s the second referee who has paid the price…
Mark:Christian rolls him up… But there is no referee…
Rhino:Christian is hooking up Triple H for the Unprettier…
Mark:Low Blow by The Game…
Rhino:Triple H has stopped him one more time…
Mark:Triple H now picks up the Sledgehammer…
Rhino:The Game is ready and aiming for the head of Christian…
Mark:Someone is coming down the ramp…
Rhino:ITS OMEGA!
Mark:OMEGA IS OUT and has entered the ring…
Rhino:Omega is up on the apron…
Mark:Triple H charges with the Sledgehammer… Omega ducks and drops Triple H on the top rope…
Rhino:Triple H is dazed…
Mark:Christian hooks him up… UNPRETTIER!
Rhino:The Game has been laid out…
Mark:Christian goes for a cover…
Rhino:The referee is starting to move…
Mark:The referee begins his count… 1………………………………………………..2………………………………..3………………. ITS OVER!
Rhino:NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa World Heavyweight and FTW Champion… CHRISTIAN…
Rhino:Omega just screwed Triple H out of the gold…
Mark:Omega is laughing at Triple H… But Christian is the big winner…
Rhino:Christian is celebrating as he walks to the back… As he is now a double champion…
Mark:We will see Triple H later on tonight in the rumble… But you know he is pised…
Rhino:Very pissed…
Mark:It is now time to send it down to ringside the introduction to the Royal Rumble…
30 Man Over the Top Rope Royal Rumble
Pa Annnouncer:It is now time for the First Ever… Thirty Man Over the Top Rope Royal Rumble… With the winner getting a shot at any championship that they choose… Now introducing the man who drew Number One… From San Antonio, Texas… The Heartbreak Kid… SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels walks out in to the ring…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the man who drew Number Two… From Evansville, Indiana… One half of the eWa Tag Team Champions… PYB…
(“Nobody’s Listening” plays as PYB walks in to the arena…)
Mark:Well we are going to be making history right here and now…
Rhino:Im very excited about this…
Mark:There is the bell as the first ever eWa Royal Rumble has begun… PYB goes right after Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:PYB came right in and took down Shawn Michaels…
Mark:That’s Payback for earlier tonight when Shawn nailed him with a Superkick… PYB hammering Shawn Michaels with right hands on the canvas…
Rhino:PYB is opening up on the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:PYB whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Reversal by Shawn Michaels and Michaels takes him over with a hiptoss…
Rhino:Shawn is waiting for PYB to get back…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for the Superkick… Ducked by PYB and he opens up again with right hands…
Rhino:PYB saved himself because if Shawn Michaels hit the kick PYB would have been knocked out…
Mark:HBK is back up and PYB scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:PYB is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on his feet…
Mark:PYB goes for a superkick… Michaels catches his foot and spins him around right in to a clothesline…
Rhino:Both men so far have gone for a Superkick and both men have countered it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now whips PYB in to the corner… As Shawn Michaels is trying to throw PYB over the top rope…
Rhino:PYB is holding on…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is an expert in rumble match up…
Rhino:Yes we all know Shawn’s past in the Royal Rumbles…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Its Time” plays as Vader enters the arena…)
Rhino:ITS VADER!
Mark:Vader has hit the ring and has gone right after the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Michaels just turned right in to a big clothesline…
Mark:That was one hell of a shot from Vader… As Vader now goes after PYB and lifts him up in to a press slam…
Rhino:PYB is being setup for one hell of a ride…
Mark:Press slam by Vader driving PYB right back down to the canvas…
Rhino:HBK is staggering back up…
Mark:Vader is opening up on HBK with right hands in the corner…
Rhino:Vader and Shawn Michaels have history from their days in the WWF…
Mark:But this is now… As Vader whips Shawn Michaels hard in to the farside corner… Vader charges but Shawn Michaels moves out of the way…
Rhino:PYB is back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is setting up Vader…
Rhino:PYB just gave Shawn Michaels a look… But what does it mean?
Mark:Double Superkick right to the jaw of Vader…
Rhino:That double superkick just knocked Vader right over the top rope…
Mark:Vader has been eliminated by PYB and Shawn Michaels as we are back to the two of them…
Rhino:Not for long…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(Ned Tesseract comes out to silence as he enters the ring…)
Rhino:I think we should get the stop watch out for this one…
Mark:Ned Tesseract slides in to the ring and he runs right after PYB…
Rhino:PYB ducks his head…
Mark:Back Body Drop over the top rope by PYB and there goes Ned Tesseract…
Rhino:Told you…
Mark:You were right on that one… Ned Tesseract lasted about less then 10 seconds in this match up… As it is now back to Shawn Michaels and PYB… PYB locks up with HBK backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:PYB is trying to eliminate Shawn Michaels….
Mark:Shawn is tying himself up in the corner… Making sure PYB can not eliminate him…
Rhino:The pace of this match has slowed down…
Mark:You will probably see the pace slow down at different times… As it is all about lasting the full amount of time…
Rhino:That is true…
Mark:PYB gives up on trying to throw Shawn out… As Shawn Michaels now kicks PYB in the midsection and hooks him up for a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Shawn let the blood rush to the head of PYB before dropping him down to the canvas…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips PYB in to the ropes and Shawn Michaels nails him with a back body drop…
Rhino:Michaels is now waiting for PYB to get back up…
Mark:Michaels charges… PYB ducks…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels goes over the top rope…
Mark:HBK held on to the ropes and skins the cat back in to the ring…
Rhino:PYB thought he had eliminated Shawn Michaels but no go…
Mark:Double Clothesline… Both men are down in the center of the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“People Are Strange” plays as Justice enters the ring…)
Rhino:ITS JUSTICE!
Mark:Justice comes right in to the ring and goes after the Psyko Boy…
Rhino:PYB was the first one up… And that’s why he is taking the attack from Justice…
Mark:Justice with stiff kicks right to the midsection of PYB… Justice whips PYB in to the ropes… PYB comes off and he nails him with a spin heel kick…
Rhino:That was a nice spin kick from Justice…
Mark:PYB is backing up in to the corner… And Justice is nailing him with stiff kicks in to the corner…
Rhino:Each shot has to take something out of PYB…
Mark:I would agree with you there Rhino…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up…
Mark:HBK spins Justice around but Justice blocks the right hand…
Rhino:That didn’t go as planned…
Mark:No I don’t think it did…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting nailed with kicks by Justice…
Mark;HBK gets sent for the ride… HBK ducks the standing spin kick and comes off the ropes and connects with a flying forearm shot to Justice…
Rhino:Vintage Shawn Michaels right there with that kick…
Mark:PYB waits for Shawn Michaels to get back up… And he nails him with a back elbow knocking him back down to the canvas…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Slow Chemical” plays as Kane enters the ring…)
Rhino:It’s the Big Red Machine Kane…
Mark:Kane comes right in and is opening up on PYB with right hands…
Rhino:The Big Red Machine is just hammering him in to the corner…
Mark:Kane lifts up PYB and is just choking the life out of PYB…
Rhino:That is not a good position for PYB right now…
Mark:On the other side of the ring Justice is trying to throw Shawn Michaels over the top rope… But once again Shawn Michaels ties himself up in the ropes to avoid Elimination…
Rhino:That’s where Shawn Michaels experience comes in to play… He knows where he is at every second… Which will help him in this type of match up…
Mark:Kane whips PYB right in to the ropes… Big Boot by the Big Red Machine…
Rhino:PYB just got his head taken right off by Kane…
Mark:Justice gives up on Shawn Michaels and starts to nail Kane with kicks…
Rhino:Those kicks aren’t really having an effect on Kane…
Mark:Kane grabs the foot of Justice and nails him with a dragon screw…
Rhino:Justice is staggering back up…
Mark:Kane goes for the big boot… Justice ducks and Kane’s foot gets tied up in the ropes…
Rhino:That’s not good for Kane…
Mark:It’s a double team now from Shawn Michaels and Justice trying to get Kane over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:They have to unhook Kane if they want to get him over the top…
Mark:PYB spins Michaels around now and opens up on him with right hands bring him back in to the corner…
Rhino:PYB is trying once again to throw Shawn Michaels over the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is almost… No… He hooks himself up right and is able to get back on to the mat… Which is a good place to be…
Rhino:You need to always be on your feet at all times… When you are off… You are in some trouble…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Let The Bodies hit the floor” plays as The Threat makes his way to the ring…)
Rhino:The Threat is out…
Mark:Former eWa Champion The Threat is making an appearance here in this Royal Rumble…
Rhino:He is coming right in trying to make an impact…
Mark:But I don’t think going after Kane is the smartest idea…
Rhino:The Threat is a 278 Pound man from Atlanta and is starting to have an effect on Kane…
Mark:Kane though nails him with an uppercut knocking The Threat back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Justice is now back up…
Mark:Justice though spun right in to the arms of Kane as Kane lifts up Justice… Chokeslam by The Big Red Machine…
Rhino:Awesome Chokeslam by Kane to Justice…
Mark:The Threat now going after HBK…
Rhino:It’s a Team Better Than You vs Degeneration X reunion right here…
Mark:The Threat nails HBK with right hands as he whips him in to the ropes… Michaels with a reversal and he nails The Threat with a back elbow…
Rhino:The Threat is back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a clothesline over the top rope and The Threat has been eliminated…
Rhino:PYB is now trying to eliminate Justice…
Mark:Justice is looking like he is going to go…
Rhino:Justice though gave PYB a kick right to the head and he is now out of trouble…
Mark:That kick caught PYB good…
Rhino:PYB’s head has to be ringing after that shot…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Be a Man” by Randy Savage Plays as The Macho Man enters the arena…)
Rhino:OOHHHH YEAH! DIG IT!
Mark:Did you get your Macho Man catchphrase out of the way…
Rhino:Yes I did… Thank you…
Mark:Randy Savage from the monthly crew is making an appearance here at this eWa Weekly event… Savage is hammering Kane in the corner…
Rhino:Randy has come in and is trying to make an impact… And he is struggling to get Kane out…
Mark:PYB is coming over to help out Randy Savage trying to get the Big Red Machine out of this match up…
Rhino:Justice is starting to move now… As he is going after the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs the leg of Justice and takes him over with a dragon screw…
Rhino:Michaels has something in mind to pull off now…
Mark;Sharpshooter by HBK as he is wearing down Justice…
Rhino:This wont get Justice over the top rope… But it will where him down a lot…
Mark:Justice is trying to get out of it… And as everyone knows… Justice uses his legs as a weapon, but now with the Sharpshooter locked in… Those legs wont be as much of a factor in this contest…
Rhino:Savage just nailed PYB with a straight right hand…
Mark:So much for working to get Kane over the top rope…
Rhino:HBK just let the hold go… As he has worn down Justice…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now trying to eliminate Justice as he has him up in the corner…
Rhino:Randy Savage is charging PYB…
Mark:PYB ducks… Five Star Superkick connects on Randy Savage…
Rhino:PYB caught Savage with the Five Star Superkick right in the jaw…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Snap your Fingers, Snap your Neck” by Pong plays as Justin Credible enter the arena…)
Rhino:Justin Credible has hit the ring…
Mark:He is looking to make an Impact…
Rhino:He is an Impact Player…
Mark:Justin Credible hammering Randy Savage with right hands…
Rhino:Shawn is trying right now to get Justice over…
Mark:Justice has just been eliminated by HBK…
Rhino:You knew it was only a matter of time… But Shawn Michaels was able to do it…
Mark:After Shawn had locked the Sharpshooter on Justice it wore down his legs and he was unable to keep himself hooked for that long of a time…
Rhino:Justin Credible has Randy Savage hooked…
Mark:That’s Incredible! Driving Randy Savage right in to the canvas…
Rhino:Randy Savage is down and out on the canvas…
Mark;Big Boot by Kane taking Justin Credible’s head off…
Rhino:You can not sleep on the monster Kane…
Mark:PYB is now choking Shawn Michaels in the corner…
Rhino:Those two really cant stand one another…
Mark:You know it will be only time before we see those two One on One here in the eWa again…
Rhino:Kane is trying to get Justin Credible over the top rope…
Mark:Just like Shawn Michaels was doing earlier… Justin Credible is hooked up in the corner… Keeping himself in this match up…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Go To Sleep” plays as Payne Killer enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its one of the favorites in this match up Payne Killer…
Mark:Payne Killer comes right in and goes right after Randy Savage…
Rhino:Savage is dazed and confused as Payne Killer is just opening up on him…
Mark:Payne Killer whips Savage in to the ropes… Powerslam by Payne Killer…
Rhino:This Payne Killer has a bright future in this company…And he is really impressing me right now…
Mark:Payne Killer now waits for Savage to get back up… Running Clothesline sending Randy Savage over the top rope and Savage has been eliminated…
Rhino:Payne Killer came in with a mission and he executed so far…
MarK:Payne Killer turns around… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:That will stop Payne Killer in his tracks…
Mark:Kane is sending a message in this match up and that is that he is here to stay…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now choking Payne Killer…
Mark:Justin Credible is a former Two Time TV, eWa Champion and Tag Team Champion… So he knows how to go in this ring and he is doing a number on Payne Killer at the moment…
Rhino:We are one third of the way through this thing… And so far im enjoying myself…
Mark:PYB and Shawn Michaels nailed each other with a double clothesline…
Rhino:Those two are really just taking every out of each other…
Mark;Kane now grabs Justin Credible and sends him right in to the corner…
Rhino:Kane is opening up on Justin Credible in the corner with right hands as he is hammering the midsection of Justin Credible…
Mark:Justin Credible is in some trouble as Kane whips him in to the ropes… Big Boot…
Rhino:Kane has once again taken off Justin Credible’s head…
Mark:Payne Killer now driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of PYB…
Rhino:The wind is being knocked right of the Psyko Boy…
Mark:Kane is setting up Justin Credible…
Rhino:Could be time for the Chokeslam…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is up… Sweet Chin Music right to the Big Red Machine…
Rhino:As Kane was setting up Justin Credible… Shawn Michaels saved him and nailed Kane with some Sweet Chin Music…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(The buzzer sounds as Jay Jixhel enter the arena…)
Mark:Do you have your stop watch ready?
Rhino:Yes I do…
Mark:Jay Jixhel slides in to the ring…
Rhino:Payne Killer grabs him right away…
Mark:There goes Jay Jixhel… As Payne Killer just threw Jay Jixhel right over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:I believe Ned lasted longer than Jay…
Mark:I would agree with you with that one… As Payne Killer goes back to work on PYB…
Rhino:Justin Credible and Shawn Michaels are trying to eliminate Kane now…
Mark:HBK and Justin Credible have worked together in the past as members of Degeneration X…
Rhino:They have a history together and they are showing that they can still be friends…
Mark:Kane is trying to hold on…
Rhino:I think they are going to get him over…
Mark:Kane though somehow is able to kick them both off and is back in the ring…
Rhino:Well its going to take a few people to eliminate the Big Red Machine…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Justin Credible charge Kane and get taken down with a double clothesline…
Rhino:Payne Killer now is hooking up PYB…
Mark:Brainbuster by Payne Killer dropping PYB straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:PYB went head first right in to the canvas…
Mark:Payne Killer is now trying to eliminate Justin Credible now…
Rhino:Justin Credible is trying to hang on…
Mark:Justin Credible with a thumb to the eye of Payne Killer as Justin Credible is able to get down from the ropes and back in to action…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Survive if I let you” plays as Tazz enters the arena…)
Rhino:ITS TAZZ!
Mark:Tazz making an appearance here tonight as he is a former eWa Champion…
Rhino:Tazz is coming right in and is going right after Justin Credible…
Mark:They have some history from the ECW Days… Tazz hooks up Justin Credible… T-Bone Tazzplex…
Rhino:Justin Credible got sent half way across the ring with that T-Bone Tazzplex…
Mark:Tazz waits and he nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Tazz has come right in to the ring as a Human Wrecking Machine…
Mark:HBK nails Tazz now with right hands… As Shawn Michaels now kicks him the midsection… DDT by the Heartbreak Kid driving Tazz down to the canvas…
Rhino:HBK is pulling Tazz towards the corner and is trying to eliminate the Human Suplex Machine…
Mark:Payne Killer is choking Kane in the corner… As Payne Killer has come in and stabilized this match up…
Rhino:Payne Killer is lifting up Kane trying to get him over the top rope…
Mark:PYB is finally back up on his feet…
Rhino:He has been out of it for a while Mark…
Mark:Yes he has…But he just banged heads with Justin Credible…
Rhino:They turned right around in to each other…And cracked heads…
Mark:Tazz goes behind Shawn Michaels now and nails him with a german tazplex…
Rhino:Tazz is now trying to eliminate the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Payne Killer almost has Kane over… But Kane pushes him off and is back in to the ring…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Be a Man” plays as Brian Clark enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its one Half of Kronik Brian Clark…
Mark:Its lucky number 13… Brian Clark goes right after Kane…
Rhino:If anyone in the ring right now has a chance to get Kane out… It is Brian Clark…
Mark:Clark whips Kane in to the ropes… Reversal by Kane and Kane takes him out with a stiff clothesline…
Rhino:Maybe not…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and PYB are still in this match up… They have been in the ring over twenty six minutes so far…
Rhino:That’s one hell of a long time…
Mark:Kane is now choking Brian Clark in the ropes trying to send him over the top…
Rhino:Payne Killer is hooking up Justin Credible…
Mark:PAYNE RELIEVER!
Rhino:Justin Credible is out cold from that shot…
Mark:Payne Killer laid him out with the Payne Reliever… As Payne Killer now is dragging him over to the corner…
Rhino:Justin Credible is in some trouble…
Mark:Payne Killer throws Justin Credible over the top rope as Justin Credible has now been eliminated…
Rhino:Justin Credible had a run in this match up… But Payne Killer is still dominant…
Mark:PYB nails HBK with a hangman neckbreaker…
Rhino:They are still going at it… After all of this time…
Mark:Tazz just got spun inside and out by a clothesline from Payne Killer…
Rhino:I don’t know how much Tazz has left in his tank right now…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Desperado” plays as Terry Funk enters the arena…)
Rhino:The Funkster…
Mark:Terry Funk with right hands to Tazz…
Rhino:The old man can still go…
Mark:Spinning right hand from the Living Legend himself Terry Funk…
Rhino:I didn’t think he had this type of fire still in him…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges Funk and Funk takes him right down with a big right hand…
Rhino:That caught Shawn Michaels good…
Mark:Side walk slam by Kane right on Payne Killer…
Rhino:Those two are having a war over on that side of the ring…
Mark:Terry Funk now scoops up Tazz and takes him down with a body slam…
Rhino:From behind Shawn Michaels nails Terry Funk…
Mark:That’s no way to treat a living legend…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is hammering Terry Funk with right hands…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is opening up on The Funkster…
Rhino:Kane is trying to eliminate Payne Killer right there in the far side of the ring…
Mark:Five Star Superkick by PYB right to Brian Clark…
Rhino:PYB took his head off with that kick…
Mark:HBK hooks up Terry Funk… Piledriver by the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Terry Funk got driven right in to the canvas with that Piledriver…
Mark:Payne Killer with a thumb to the eye of Kane…And now he nails him with a DDT…
Rhino:We are just about thirty minutes in to this match up…
Mark:We are about to see the arrival of number fifteen…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“99 Problems” by Jay-Z plays as Omega enters the ring…)
Rhino:ITS OMEGA!
Mark:The Big man has come out and is ready to make an impact in to this contest…
Rhino:Omega is like a runaway train right now… No one can stop him…
Mark:Omega grabs Tazz and lifts him up over his head… And he throws Tazz right out of the ring…
Rhino:The Seven Foot Four… Four Hundred Pound Omega just launched Tazz right out of the ring…
Mark:Brian Clark goes after Omega… Omega kicks him in the midsection… Omega hooks him up… Screw Driver by Omega…
Rhino:Brian Clark has been laid out…
Mark:It’s a battle of big men now…
Rhino:Kane gets right up in the face of Omega…
Mark:Omega puts his hand around the throat of Kane…
Rhino:Kane does the same thing as Omega…
Mark:Omega is trying to over power Kane…
Rhino:He is… You never see anyone over power Kane…
Mark:Omega lifts him up… Chokeslam by Omega right on to the Big Red Machine Kane…
Rhino:No Terry… Don’t even try it…
Mark:Terry Funk opens up with a right hand on Omega…
Rhino:No effect what so ever…
Mark:Omega grabs Terry Funk by the throat and lifts him over the top rope and drops him straight down to the floor…
Rhino:I hope Terry Funk is okay after that….
Mark:Payne Killer just speared Omega back in to the ropes…
Rhino:Omega is still on his feet though…
Mark:HBK and PYB have that look again…
Rhino:This might not be good for Omega…
Mark:Double Superkick right to the jaw of Omega by PYB and Shawn Michaels…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Seeing Red” Plays as Amazing Red enters the arena…)
Rhino:Amazing Red is taking his time to get in to the ring…
Mark:Omega is staggering near the ropes…
Rhino:You have Payne Killer… Kane… Shawn Michaels and PYB all working to get Omega over the top rope…
Mark:The bounty is on the head of Shawn Michaels… Not Omega…
Rhino:But I guess they want to send a message to Omega right here and now…
Mark:Brian Clark has joined in on attempt now…
Rhino:Its five men now trying to get Omega over the top rope…
Mark:Omega pushes them all off…
Rhino:Amazing Red now slides in to the ring…
Mark:He ran right in to a big boot from Omega…
Rhino:That’s not good for Amazing Red…
Mark:The Five men charge once again at Omega…
Rhino:They almost have him this time…
Mark:Amazing Red is back up now…
Rhino:Omega is almost over…
Mark:Amazing Red runs off the ropes… Launches off the backs of Payne Killer and Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:What the hell…
Mark:Spin Heel Kick by Red to the head of Omega…
Rhino:Amazing Red just went over the top rope…
Mark:But so did Omega…
Rhino:I believe Amazing Red was a big key to eliminate Omega…
Mark:Amazing Red the smallest man in the match up… I will agree with you… Was the key to getting Omega out of the ring…
Rhino:Amazing Red might not have won… But he made an impact in this match up…
Mark:Omega can not believe it… He can not believe he was eliminated in that fashion…
Rhino:The bounty is still on the head of Shawn Michaels… As PYB caught HBK with a straight right hand…
Mark:Omega came in and cleared house… But they ganged up on him and he has been eliminated…
Rhino:It took five guys and Amazing Red to do it… But Omega is gone from the rumble…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Be a Man” plays as Brian Adams enters the arena..)
Rhino:It’s the other half of Kronik…
Mark:This is one of the alliances in this match up…
Rhino:So much for the alliance….
Mark:Payne Killer just sent Brian Clark over the top rope…
Rhino:If they were in the ring together… They would have made a real impact in this match up…
Mark:Brian Adams goes after Payne Killer… Trying to gain a little bit of revenge from him eliminating Clark…
Rhino:PYB and Shawn Michaels are now working as a team trying to get Kane over the top rope…
Mark:Kane pushed PYB off… But Michaels nails Kane with a couple of straight right hands…
Rhino:This match up has been better than I expected so far…
Mark:Kane gets sent in to the ropes by HBK and HBK nails Kane with a flying forearm shot…
Rhino:Michaels nips up…
Mark:Vintage HBK…
Rhino:Looks like Shawn Michaels has gained a second wind… Or third… Or how ever many it has been…
Mark:Five Star Superkick by PYB caught Michaels as he nipped up…
Rhino:So much for that…
Mark:Payne Killer hooks up Brian Adams and drops him right on to the top rope…
Rhino:Brian Adams is not in a good way right now…
Mark:Running Dropkick by PYB to Brian Adams knocking him right to the floor…
Rhino:PYB stole the thunder of Payne Killer…
Mark:Payne Killer did the damage and PYB came in and finished it off…
Rhino:Payne Killer didn’t like that at all…
Mark:Its now a brawl between PYB and Payne Killer…
Rhino:Kane is now starting to regroup and go back on the attack…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Let the bodies hit the floor” plays as Whiplash enters the arena…)
Rhino:ITS WHIPLASH!
Mark:Whiplash another member of Team Better Than you has come right in to the ring…
Rhino:Whiplash has won more matches in this company with the small package in the history of this company or even in this business…
Mark:HBK is back up… Whiplash charges…And Michaels ducks the charge of Whiplash…
Rhino:Michaels caught him with a right hand…
Mark:HBK whips him in to the ropes… And he charges in and takes him over with a clothesline…
Rhino:Whiplash stay in the Royal Rumble didn’t last long…
Mark:HBK gets knocked down with a clothesline from Payne Killer…
Rhino:Payne Killer is now trying to collect the bounty and is trying to eliminate the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:You have to give PYB and Shawn Michaels credit… They have lasted a very long time in this match up…
Rhino:They have been in it from the beginning… But Kane has survived a lot as well…
Mark:Kane hooks up PYB and drives him down with a sidewalk slam…
Rhino:That’s not good for PYB…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is hanging on for his life right now…
Rhino:Payne Killer is trying to get Shawn Michaels over…
Mark:HBK is a veteran and is showing his skills right now…
Rhino:PYB is back up near the ropes…
Mark:Kane charges PYB with a big boot…
Rhino:PYB ducked…
Mark:Kane now tied up near the ropes…
Rhino:Payne Killer sees Kane in trouble…
Mark:And he nails Kane with a big clothesline sending Kane out over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:After over twenty four minutes Kane has been eliminated…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Hart Attack” plays as Bret Hart enters the arena…)
Mark:The Best There is… The Best There Was and The Best There Ever will be… Bret Hart has won a Royal Rumble in the past…
Rhino:Yes he did… It was Bret Hart and Lex Luger who won the WWF Royal Rumble in 1994…
Mark:Bret Hart now goes right after Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Bret Hart is ticked off about what happened in Calgary at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:I would be too… As Bret Hart just striking Shawn Michaels with right hands…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is a lot of trouble right now…
Mark:Bret Hart hooks up Shawn Michaels and nails him with a Russian leg sweep…
Rhino:Vintage Bret Hart…
Mark:The Hitman now whips HBK in to the ropes… Bret ducks his head and Shawn Michaels nails him with a DDT…
Rhino:Payne Killer and PYB are battling it out in the corner…
Mark:They both stole each other’s thunder in eliminating people… And now they are really going at it…
Rhino:Both men are digging down deep at the moment…
Mark:They are finding the strength from somewhere…
Rhino:HBK is now trying to eliminate Bret Hart…
Mark:Bret Hart is hanging on to the ropes… He also knows his way around the ring and he knows how to stay in the rumble…
Rhino:HBK almost has Bret Hart over… But Bret Hart stops it from happening…
Mark:Payne Killer hooks up PYB and nails him with a DDT…
Rhino:He caught him good with that DDT…
Mark:Payne Killer now bringing PYB over to the corner… Trying to get him over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels from behind nails Payne Killer…
Mark:Shawn Michaels saved PYB from being eliminated…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“My December” plays as John Stevens enters the arena…)
Rhino:This is my pick… John Stevens…
Mark:He has a great shot at winning this Royal Rumble…
Rhino:Stevens comes out with big right hands to the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:HBK is getting hammered… Stevens whips him in to the ropes and takes him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:John Stevens now goes after Bret Hart…
Mark:Bret Hart gets sent for the ride by John Stevens and he takes him over with a back body drop…
Rhino:Bret Hart is staggering around right now…
Mark:John Stevens hooks up Bret Hart… Awakener!
Rhino:John Stevens is a house of fire…
Mark:From behind Payne Killer takes down John Stevens…
Rhino:They have some history coming from Thursday Night Chaos’s Dumpster Match…
Mark:Payne Killer hooks up John Stevens… Jackhammer… Driving John Stevens back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Payne Killer has put an end to the John Stevens momentum…
Mark:PYB and Shawn Michaels are going at it one more time in the corner…
Rhino:They continue to hammer one another over and over in this match up…
Mark:Bret Hart is pulling himself up with the ropes…. Payne Killer with a clothesline knocking Bret Hart over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Payne Killer now goes back to work over on John Stevens…
Mark:Payne Killer is mounting John Stevens and is nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels now is starting to gain some momentum…
Mark:HBK whips PYB in to the ropes… HBK ducks his head and PYB hooks up Shawn Michaels… Sitdown Powerbomb…
Rhino:Nice move by PYB…
Mark:Jawbreaker by John Stevens catching Payne Killer off guard…
Rhino:That sure as hell caught him off guard…
Mark:John Stevens is now bringing Payne Killer over to the corner now…
Rhino:Payne Killer is in some trouble now…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Owarinai Yume” plays as Baka Kami and Mr Konema enter the arena…)
Mark:Former Television Champion Baka Kami is in the ring and he is coming in right now firing away… Baka Kami takes down PYB with a spin heel kick…
Rhino:Nice kick from Baka Kami…
Mark:John Stevens though from behind on Baka Kami… And knocks him in to the corner…
Rhino:John Stevens is opening up on Baka Kami in the corner now…
Mark:John Stevens sends Baka Kami now in to the ropes… Spinebuster by Baka Kami…
Rhino:That was a nice Spinebuster…
Mark:HBK and PYB one more time are going at it…
Rhino:John Stevens has Baka Kami ready to go over the ropes…
Mark:There goes Baka Kami…
Rhino:He lasted a minute… It was nice to see him…
Mark:It was fun while it lasted…
Rhino:Yes it was….
Mark:John Stevens and Payne Killer are slugging it out in the center of the ring now…
Rhino:They are really hammering each other…
Mark:Payne Killer knocks Stevens in to the ropes… Payne Killer whips Stevens in to the ropes… Payne Killer goes for a clothesline… Ducked by Stevens and comes back off with a flying clothesline…
Rhino:John Stevens is starting to get back in to a groove…
Mark:John Stevens is now stalking Payne Killer…
Rhino:Its time for the Awakener…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Whatever” plays as Chris Benoit enters the arena…)
Rhino:Here comes the Crippler…
Mark:Benoit is coming right in to the ring and goes after the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:He is hammering Shawn Michaels with chops in the corner…
Mark:Awakener! By John Stevens to Payne Killer…
Rhino:John Stevens has laid him out…
Mark:More chops by Chris Benoit to the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:WOOOOOOOOO!
Mark:PYB is back up on his feet… John Stevens turns around… Five Star Superkick… Catches John Stevens right in the jaw…
Rhino:He caught him real good with the Five Star Superkick…
Mark:PYB and Chris Benoit are now double teaming The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Double Clothesline by PYB and Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Payne Killer is trying to pull himself on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Benoit now hammering Payne Killer now in the corner… Chops right to the chest of Payne Killer…
Rhino:WOOOOOOOO!
Mark:HBK is now back up… And is pulling John Stevens over in to the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to get John Stevens over the top rope…
Mark:He is having some trouble right now…
Rhino:PYB is now helping Chris Benoit to eliminate Payne Killer right now…
Mark:John Stevens with a thumb to the eye of HBK to stop him from knocking him over the ropes and to the floor…
Rhino:PYB now goes over to John Stevens…
Mark:Those two are going at it now…
Rhino:You have to give it to PYB and HBK right now… Its been over forty plus minutes for both of them…
Mark:They are really giving it their all…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Walk” by Pantera plays as RVD enters the arena…)
Rhino:It’s the Whole FN’ing Show…
Mark:RVD comes right in and goes after PYB… RVD nailing PYB with forearm shots right to the head…
Rhino:The fans are behind RVD tonight…
Mark:Van Dam whips PYB in to the ropes… Spin Kick right to the head… Knocking PYB right down to the ground…
Rhino:John Stevens with a swinging neckbreaker on Chris Benoit…
Mark:RVD comes off the ropes… Rolling Thunder by Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:That’s Vintage RVD…
Mark:John Stevens now whips Chris Benoit in to the ropes… Flapjack by John Stevens…
Rhino:Benoit went for one hell of a ride…
Mark:HBK and RVD are face to face…
Rhino:They have history…
Mark:Just like Justin Credible… Rob Van Dam was part of Degeneration X…
Rhino:They have a bond…
Mark:And they look at one another… As they go right after Payne Killer…
Rhino:Looks like they are going to work together in this Royal Rumble…
Mark:RVD and HBK whips Payne Killer in to the ropes… Double back body drop by RVD and HBK…
Rhino:PYB is staggering back around to his feet…
Mark:John Stevens kicks PYB now in the midsection and he hooks him up… Fisherman’s suplex…
Rhino:Chris Benoit now goes behind RVD…
Mark:Release German Suplex by Chris Benoit to RVD…
Rhino:RVD folded up in an accordion after that German Suplex…
Mark:Chris Benoit now just stomping away at RVD keeping on the canvas…
Rhino:HBK is trying to get Payne Killer over the ropes…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Car Crash” plays as Mick Foley enters the arena…)
Mark:Its Mick Foley… Cactus Jack… Mankind… What ever you want to call him… Is coming right in… And is hammering away at PYB knocking him back in to the corner…
Rhino:Foley is hammering him with right hands…
Mark:Foley knocks him down… And Mick Foley runs right in and drives his knee right in to the face of PYB…
Rhino:Bang Bang says Mick Foley…
Mark:Chris Benoit now with chops to the chest of Mick Foley… Benoit whips Foley in to the ropes and he drives his knee right in to the midsection of Mick Foley…
Rhino:Benoit ruthless side is starting to come out here in this match up…
Mark:John Stevens… Awakener by John Stevens right to Chris Benoit…
Rhino:He hit that move out of no where…
Mark:Chris Benoit didn’t see that one coming…
Rhino:No he didn’t…
Mark:HBK goes after John Stevens now and drives him right in to the corner…
Rhino:HBK is now going to try and eliminate one of the big threats in this match up… And that’s John Stevens….
Mark:The bounty is still on the head of HBK… And sooner or later someone will try and eliminate the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:PYB is now trying to throw RVD over the top rope…
Mark:RVD is trying to tangle his legs around the ropes so he can stay in this match up…
Rhino:PYB is almost has him over…
Mark:Chris Benoit is now helping out PYB…
Rhino:Mick Foley stops Benoit though from helping out PYB…
Mark:Foley is hammering Benoit with right hands…
Rhino:Mick Foley has Benoit hooked up…
Mark:Double Arm DDT by Mick Foley…
Rhino:Mick Foley turns around…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Nevermore” plays as Raven enters the arena…)
Mark:John Stevens with a head of steam and charges right in to Mick Foley as he knocks him over the top rope and Mick Foley has been eliminated…
Rhino:Raven is in the ring and he has gone after Payne Killer…
Mark:Payne Killer and Raven are brawling in the ring now…
Rhino:HBK is in trouble…
Mark:PYB is trying to collect the bounty… And is trying to throw the Showstopper over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is hanging on for his life right now…
Mark:John Stevens hammering RVD now… Trying to get RVD over the top rope now…
Rhino:HBK is almost over the top rope…
Mark:HBK is over… But hangs on and is back in the ring…
Rhino:Evenflow DDT by Raven…
Mark:Payne Killer has been laid out by Raven…
Rhino:But he needs to get him over the top rope…
Mark:Raven is dragging Payne Killer over to the ropes and is trying to eliminate him…
Rhino:Chris Benoit with chops to the chest of John Stevens now…
Mark:Benoit whips Stevens in to the ropes… Back Body Drop by The Rabid Wolverine… Stevens gets back up… Benoit goes for a clothesline… Stevens ducks… And Benoit goes over the top rope…
Rhino:But Chris Benoit hangs on to the ropes…
Mark:Chris Benoit barely saved himself right there as he almost eliminated…
Rhino:PYB now goes behind John Stevens and nails him with shots to the back of the head…
Mark:PYB with a belly to back suplex to John Stevens…
Rhino:Chris Benoit is now going over to Rob Van Dam…
Mark:Benoit whips RVD in to the ropes… And nails him with a running clothesline…
Rhino:RVD is staggering around…
Mark:Benoit clotheslines RVD over the rope and to the floor as the Whole Fn Show has been eliminated…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“I want it all” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Rhino:Its Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber is not getting in the ring…
Rhino:Why?
Mark:PYB rams Raven hard in to the corner now…
Rhino:PYB is ramming his shoulder right in to the midsection of Raven…
Mark:Payne Killer kicks Benoit in to the midsection and he nails him with a front face suplex…
Rhino:He drove Benoit right in to the mat…
Mark:Payne Killer is now trying to eliminate the Rabid Wolverine…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is playing around with the crowd… Not even worrying about The Royal Rumble…
Mark:HBK is waiting for PYB to turn around…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is looking to hit Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:PYB turns around… Sweet Chin… No… PYB catches the leg of HBK and spins him around in to a step over heel kick…
Rhino:John Stevens is waiting for PYB to turn around…
Mark:Awakener! By John Stevens to PYB…
Rhino:PYB turned around and John Stevens caught PYB good…
Mark:From behind Payne Killer attacks John Stevens…
Rhino:Raven is now trying to throw HBK over the top rope…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is in some trouble…
Rhino:Raven wants to get the bounty that is on the head of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Michaels slides back in to the ring avoiding elimination…
Rhino:That was a close call for The Showstopper…
Mark:Raven now choking the life out of Shawn Michaels in the corner…
Rhino:If he couldn’t eliminate him…Hes going to choke the life out of HBK…
Mark:Lone Jobber is up here with us…
Rhino:He is just having some fun…
Mark:I don’t think he is taking this thing serious…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Nobody’s Listening” plays as Jason Cain enters the arena…)
Rhino:It’s the X Man…
Mark:Jason Cain is coming right in to the ring and goes right after Payne Killer…
Rhino:Jason Cain is hammering Payne Killer with right hands…
Mark:Raven and PYB are now going at it…
Rhino:Chris Benoit is pulling himself up…
Mark:Jason Cain whips Payne Killer in to the ropes… Spear by The X Man…
Rhino:The X Man has come right in and is trying to make a statement…
Mark:HBK is going over to Chris Benoit… Trying to dump Benoit over the top rope…
Rhino:Benoit is struggling to stay in this match up…
Mark:Benoit is holding on for his life right now…
Rhino:John Stevens and Raven are now trying to eliminate PYB…
Mark:Benoit pushes HBK off… Allowing himself to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:Benoit is now going after HBK…
Mark:They have a real history together…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is walking down towards the ring right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is distracting Chris Benoit right now…
Rhino:Why is he doing that?
Mark:HBK from behind lifts Chris Benoit up and sends him over the top rope and Chris Benoit has been eliminated by HBK…
Rhino:Lone Jobber was a distraction for Benoit and Shawn Michaels took advantage…
Mark:Smart move on HBK’s part…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Fire” by ACDC as Shadow of Style enters the arena…)
Mark:Shadow was impressive earlier on with a win over Salvatore Luciano…
Rhino:He was a little roughed up earlier as well…
Mark:Shadow of Style… Comes right in and goes after Jason Cain… Shadow whips Jason Cain in to the ropes… Running Clothesline by Shadow…
Rhino:Look at Lone Jobber just watching everything that is going on…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and PYB are battling right now… PYB sends HBK in to the ropes… Flapjack by PYB…
Rhino:Payne Killer just clipped the leg of Shadow from behind…
Mark:Payne Killer is starting to open up on him at the moment… As he is just mounting him with right hands…
Rhino:HBK is staggering back up…
Mark:Raven kicks HBK in the midsection… Evenflow DDT… Laying The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels out in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is out cold at the moment… If I were Raven… I would lift him up and throw him over the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is dead weight…. So its going to be tough…
Rhino:Raven is looking to collect the bounty…
Mark:John Stevens with a full head of speed and pushes PYB right in to the corner…
Rhino:John Stevens came right in and pushed him right in to the corner…
Mark:Stevens is now ramming PYB in to the corner driving his wind right out of PYB in the corner…
Rhino:Payne Killer has Shadow of Style up…
Mark:Powerbomb… Driving Payne Killer right down to the mat…
Rhino:That was a huge power bomb…
Mark:Payne Killer is pulling Shadow of Style towards the corner and is trying to throw him over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is goofing on everyone in the ring…
Mark:HBK slides back in… As Raven had him on the ropes… But Shawn Michaels survived it…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has been hanging on a lot… As he has been in this thing from the beginning…
Mark:DDT by John Stevens connecting on PYB…
Rhino:Shadow is almost out… But he is hanging on still…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Its Triple H…
Rhino:And he is pissed off…
Mark:Triple H lost his gold earlier on… And he is very pissed off…
Rhino:Triple H from behind rams Lone Jobber right in to the ringside steps…
Mark:You can see Triple H is pissed off as he is working over Lone Jobber on the outside…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just was rolled right in to the ring by Triple H…
Mark:The Game is just hammering his arch enemy Lone Jobber with those right hands…
Rhino:Triple H is on a mission… And he is coming right in…
Mark:Lone Jobber is struggling to get back up to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is aiming to eliminate him…
Mark:There goes Lone Jobber and Triple H throws him right over the top rope and he has been eliminated…
Rhino:Triple H wants his gold back and he will do what ever he has to do… To get it back…
Mark:Shadow of Style turns Triple H around and nails him with right hands…
Rhino:The Game is firing back at Shadow…
Mark:Raven is taking it to Jason Cain in the corner and is trying to lift him up and throw him over the top rope…
Rhino:Shadow just power slammed Triple H…
Mark:John Stevens is helping out Raven right now…
Rhino:PYB is stopping the elimination of Jason Cain as he is starting to take it to John Stevens…
Mark:Shadow is waiting for Triple H to get back up to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is up near the ropes…
Mark:Shadow charges in… Triple H ducks out of the way…
Rhino:Shadow is hanging on the ropes…
Mark:The Game pushes him over the top rope and Shadow of Style has been eliminated…
Rhino:Triple H has come in and taken out two competitors so far…
Mark:Raven has Jason Cain up… And he gets him over the top rope for the elimination…
Crowd:10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…
(“Hits from the bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Rhino;It’s the final man in this match up… And its Subway…
Mark:The former Heavyweight Champion… Comes right in to this contest and goes right after HBK…
Rhino:Subway wants to collect on the bounty that has been put on the head of Shawn Michaels and also Triple H…
Mark:Omega put a bounty on their heads… And people have chances now to collect on them…
Rhino:Payne Killer and Raven are going at it now…
Mark:Subway whips HBK in to the ropes… SUBLINE!
Rhino:HBK got his head taken off by Subway…
Mark:HBK has taken a beating in this match up…
Rhino:So has PYB… They have lasted about an hour so far…
Mark:From behind… Triple H takes down Subway…
Rhino:They have a huge past…
Mark:The Game now bringing him in to the corner and he is working over Subway with boots to the midsection…
Rhino:John Stevens is trying to eliminate PYB right now…
Mark:Triple H with a snap suplex on to Subway…
Rhino:The Game is once again in control of the situation…
Mark:Triple H is now trying to throw Subway over the top rope… But he is holding on to the ropes and keeping himself in the ring…
Rhino:PYB gets back in the ring after John Stevens was trying to eliminate him…
Mark:PYB whips John Stevens in to the ropes… Spin heel kick by the Psyko Boy…
Rhino:We are down to the final seven competitors in this match up…
Mark:Subway is fighting back… He is nailing Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:There is still some fight left in Subway…
Mark:Payne Killer goes after PYB… PYB rakes him in the eyes… And now is trying to throw him over the top rope…
Rhino:Double Clothesline and Subway and Triple H are down on the canvas…
Mark:Payne Killer pushes PYB off of him…
Rhino:Raven just charged at Payne Killer…
Mark:And he goes right underneath Payne Killer and lifts him right over the top rope and to the floor…
Rhino:There went one of the favorites in this match up…
Mark:We are down to the final six… HBK… PYB… HHH… Subway… Raven and John Stevens…
Rhino:HBK and HHH are now double teaming Subway in the corner…
Mark:Raven and John Stevens are attacking PYB in the corner…
Rhino:Alliances are coming out right now… As it is Degeneration X and The Flock…
Mark:Subway pushes HBK and HHH off and is going back at Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is in some trouble…
Mark:Jawbreaker by Subway on to The Game…
Rhino:Triple H is dazed and confused right now…
Mark:Subway charges at The Game… And Both men go right over the top rope…
Rhino:Subway has eliminated The Game…
Mark:But he eliminated himself in the process…
Rhino:Now Omega will have to pay up on that bounty… Since Subway got rid of Triple H…
Mark:We are now down to the final four…
Rhino:Raven… PYB… HBK and John Stevens…
Mark:HBK and John Stevens are brawling right now…
Rhino:You have to be amazed by the performance of HBK and PYB…
Mark:Yeah they have been out here since the very beginning…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels now trying to throw him over the top rope…
Mark:PYB is coming to help out HBK…
Rhino:Raven is starting to regroup…As he is letting them do the action…
Mark:John Stevens pushes HBK off… But PYB is still on…
Rhino:PYB is lifting up John Stevens…
Mark:HBK is back… And they lift up Stevens and they send him up over the top rope and John Stevens has been eliminated by Shawn Michaels and PYB…
Rhino:PYB is now going after Raven…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is taking a breather…
Rhino:Raven is hammering PYB with right hands…
Mark:PYB is hooked up… EVENFLOW!
Rhino:Raven has laid out PYB with the Evenflow…
Mark:Raven is back up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is up as well…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Raven went to the outside after that Superkick…
Mark:Raven is out of the ring… And it is now down to PYB and Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The final two…
Mark:These two men started this match up… And they have been going for sixty five minutes plus already…
Rhino:They are staring each other down right in the middle of the ring…
Mark:There they go… Rights and lefts… Back and forth…
Rhino:HBK and PYB are brawling…
Mark:PYB whips HBK in to the ropes… HBK ducks the clothesline as he comes off the ropes… Flying forearm shot connect…
Rhino:Vinatge Shawn Michaels…
Mark:HBK nips up… And is trying to gain another boost of energy…
Rhino:Michaels is waiting for PYB to get back up to his feet…
Mark:PYB is dazed at the ropes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is charging in…
Mark:PYB ducks… Michaels hits the ropes…
Rhino:They are still fighting near the ropes…
Mark:PYB kicks HBK in the midsection…
Rhino:Clothesline…
Mark:Clothesline over the top rope…And HBK is over the top rope…
Rhino:PYB fell over the top rope…
Mark:HBK hit the floor first…PYB HAS WON THE RUMBLE!
Rhino:Raven just came back in to the ring…
Mark:The Bell Sounds…
Rhino:Why did Raven roll back in to the ring…
Pa Announcer:The Winner of the first ever… Royal Rumble… RAVEN!
Rhino:RAVEN?
Mark:Raven has won the rumble…
Rhino:PYB thought he won…
Mark:Well lets go back to the replay for a minute…
Rhino:Alright…
Mark:When HBK hit Raven with the kick… He went through the ropes…He never went over the top ropes…
Rhino:They thought they had him eliminated…
Mark:But he wasn’t… Raven has made history here tonight… What a night this has been… Big Daddy Ace kept his gold… Omega screwed Triple H out of the gold… And Raven has won the Royal Rumble… What a night…
Rhino:PYB and Subway… Collected on the bounties…
Mark:Its been a wild night… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
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