Thursday Night Chaos 05-06-04

Mark:Welcome everyone to Calgary, Alberta, Canada… And Welcome to eWa Thursday Night Chaos… Im Mark… Hes Rhino and what a jammed pack show we got for everyone tonight…

Rhino:Tonight is going to be huge…

Mark:Its the final card before May-Hem… And we have great show… Which will feature Triple H defending the World Championship against Chris Benoit in a Best Two of Three Falls Match up…

Rhino:But he will have to face Lone Jobber in a City Match first…

Mark:Thats right… The FTW Championship will be on the line in a City Match…

Rhino:Triple H has a long night ahead of him…

Mark:We also have a Triple Threat Dumpster Match for the Television Championship… An Extreme TLC Match for the Tag Team Titles…

Rhino:Plus Shawn Michaels vs Bret Hart in the Hart Dungeon…

Mark:Lets not waste anytime… And lets send it down to ringside for the first match up…

Salvatore Luciano vs Justice

Pa Announcer:Tonight’s opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… SALVATORE LUCIANO…

(“Where Do Gangsters Go? by Lordz of Brooklyn” plays as Salvatore Luciano makes his way to the ring…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 185 Pounds… JUSTICE…

(“People Are Strange” plays as Justice walks in to the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Salvatore locks up with Justice…As he backs him up in to the ropes… And he nails Justice with forearm shots… Salvatore hooks up Justice and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…

Rhino:Salvatore drove an elbow right in to the throat of Justice…

Mark:Salvatore now hooks up Justice and nails him with a vertical suplex… Salvatore now puts the boots to Justice…

Rhino:Right now here in the early going Salvatore is just taking it to Justice and keeping him on the ground…

Mark:Justice is a high flyer and keeping him on the ground is a smart move…

Rhino:You are right about that one…

Mark:Salvatore whips Justice in to the ropes… Powerslam by Salvatore Luciano… Luciano goes for the cover 1………………………2……………….. Justice gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Justice is in a bad position right now…

Mark:Salvatore Luciano picks up Justice and puts him on his shoulder… And drops Justice face first on to the top turnbuckle…

Rhino:This is not a good position for Justice to be in…

Mark:Salvatore is now just stomping away at Justice in the corner…

Rhino:Justice pulls himself back up to his feet…

Mark:Salvatore hooks up Justice… Front Face Suplex by Salvatore Luciano…

Rhino:Salvatore dropped Justice face first right down to the canvas…

Mark:More right hands from Salvatore to Justice…As he backs him up in to the corner… And he whips Justice in to the corner…

Rhino:Salvatore is ready to charge in to Justice…

Mark:Big Splash in to the corner… Misses!

Rhino:Justice moved out of the way…

Mark:Which is going to help him in to this match up…

Rhino:Salvatore Luciano went for a big move and it backfired…

Mark:Justice nailed Salvatore with a spin heel kick as he came out of the corner…

Rhino:Justice now needs to get back in to this match up…

Mark:Justice sends Salvatore in to the ropes… Back body drop by Justice…

Rhino:Right now Justice is just quickening the pace of this contest which fits him perfect…

Mark:Salvatore is back up on his feet… Justice springs off the ropes and nails him with a flying martial arts kick right to the face of Salvatore Luciano…

Rhino:That was a nice kick…

Mark:Salvatore is back up and Justice nails him with stiff kicks to the chest and backing him up in to the ropes… Justice sends Salvatore in to the ropes…

Rhino:Justice is springing off the ropes…

Mark:Justice springs off the ropes and nails him with a moonsault…

Rhino:Justice caught Salvatore good with that shot…

Mark:Salvatore is in some trouble… The ref counts 1…………………………2……………………..Kickout by Salavtore Luciano…

Rhino:Look up at the top of the ramp Mark…

Mark:That looks like the same guy who interfered in the match up last week…

Rhino:Looks like he is watching on closely…

Mark:Justice kicks Salvatore in the midsection… Enziguri Kick by Justice…

Rhino:He caught him right in the back of the head…

Mark:Justice is now heading to the top rope…

Rhino:He is going to go for a high risk move…

Mark:This could backfire on him…

Rhino:He knows what he is doing…

Mark:Shooting Star Press Connects!

Rhino:Justice hit the move…

Mark:Justice with the cover 1…………………………………….2………………………………..3…….NO! That mystery man put Salvatore Luciano’s foot on the rope…

Rhino:Who ever that mystery man is he saved Salvatore in this match up…

Mark:Justice is waiting for Salvatore to get back up on his feet…

Rhino:The mystery man is up on the apron…

Mark:Justice and the referee are distracted…

Rhino:The mystery man just threw a pair of brass knuckles in to Salvatore…

Mark:Justice turns around Salavtore nails him right in the head with the Brass Knuckles…

Rhino:Salvatore caught him good…

Mark:Salvatore has him hooked up… THE LYNCHING!

Rhino:Salvatore is just choking the life out of Justice…

Mark:The referee has stopped this match up…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SALVATORE LUCIANO…

Rhino:Luciano had one of his henchman help him out…

Mark:Salvatore did what he had to do to get the win and that’s what happened… As we get set for the city match…

Rhino:I have been waiting for this one…

FTW Championship City Match
Special Referee-Jay Mack
Triple H(c) vs Lone Jobber

Mark:We are once again doing a city match…

Rhino:Its been a while…

Mark:Yes it has… This is the first City Match in quite a long time here in the eWa and it is taking place here in the city of Calgary…

Rhino:There is a lot at stake and a lot of history in this match up…

Mark:There is history as we get setup now… Our cameras are focusing in on the eWa World Champion… More importantly for this match up… The FTW Champion Triple H…

Rhino:Looks like they are at a pool hall here in Calgary…

Mark:That’s exactly what it looks like…

Rhino:Besides Triple H I see the special referee Jay Mack…

Mark:But there is no sign of Lone Jobber as of yet…

Rhino:The big question in this match up is which way will Jay Mack call it…

Mark:There are questions to be answered in this one…

Rhino:Look who just walked through the door Mark…

Mark:Its Lone Jobber and he is holding some pool cues…

Rhino:It looks like he is challenging Triple H to a duel…

Mark:I don’t think Triple H is going to back down from this challenge…

Rhino:Neither do I…

Mark:Jobber throws Triple H a pool cue and they are fighting it out…

Rhino:Its like a modern day sword fight… But with out the swords…

Mark:You are right about that one…Both men dueling it out… Neither giving an inch with their pool cues…

Rhino:Jay Mack is just watching all of it go on… And looks to be enjoying himself…

Mark:Lone Jobber knocks the pool cue out of the hand of Triple H…

Rhino:Triple H is backing away from Lone Jobber…

Mark:Lone Jobber swings and catches The Game right in the midsection and one more time across the back with the pool cue…

Rhino:He broke it across the back of the FTW and World Champion Triple H…

Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Triple H by the head and is rubbing the chalk on the nose of Triple H…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is just embarrassing The Game right now…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a right hand…Triple H blocks it though and nails Jobber with right hands of his own…

Rhino:Triple H now has Lone Jobber by the hair…

Mark:Triple H just threw him across the pool table…

Rhino:The Game now has a pool cue…

Mark:One pool cue shot right to the head of the challenger Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Triple H now has some balls…

Mark:And he is just smashing them right in the head of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:One after another… Boy that’s gotta hurt…

Mark:I believe Lone Jobber will be having ringing in his head for a couple of days after those shots…

Rhino:Triple H is looking around for something…

Mark:He just pushed Jay Mack off a chair…

Rhino:Jay didn’t like that…

Mark:Triple H breaks the wooden chair over the back of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Right now Triple H is enjoying himself…

Mark:I don’t think Lone Jobber is…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is dazed and confused…

Mark:Triple H grabs a stool now…

Rhino:Lone Jobber grabs the stool out of the hand of the FTW Champion…

Mark:Lone Jobber kicks the Game in the midsection and breaks the stool across the back of Triple H…

Rhino:Payback right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber is looking around and has something in mind…

Rhino:Where is he going now…

Mark:Lone Jobber is walking out of the pool hall…

Rhino:Jay Mack is following him…

Mark:Triple H is starting to move and is being told that Lone Jobber has left…

Rhino:Our cameras will stay with it…

Mark:But we have to get back to the ring… For more action…

CJ Shocker vs Amazing Red vs Nightmare

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Triple Threat Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Long Island, Ny… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… CJ SHOCKER….

(” Black Sunday” by Cold plays as CJ Shocker enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 147 Pounds… AMAZING RED…

(“Seeing Red” plays as Amazing Red enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Beech Grove, Indiana… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… NIGHTMARE…

(“Beautiful People, by Marilynn Manson” plays as Nightmare enters the arena…)

Mark:This match is already begun… Amazing Red and CJ Shocker are going right after Nightmare…

Rhino:CJ Shocker and Amazing Red give up weight to Nightmare so this double team is a good thing…

Mark:Nightmare gets sent in to the ropes… Double Dropkick by Amazing Red and CJ Shocker…

Rhino:They caught Nightmare right in the face with the dropkick…

Mark:Nightmare is back up on his feet and gets sent over the top rope and to the floor with another double dropkick…

Rhino:Red and Shocker really took out Nightmare from this match up here in the early going…

Mark:Red now turns Shocker around and nails him with right hands… Red whips Shocker in to the ropes… Flying Headscissors by Amazing Red… Red once again sends Shocker in to the ropes… Spin heel kick…

Rhino:Amazing Red is starting to get on a roll in this match up…

Mark:Red is waiting for Shocker to get back up…

Rhino:Amazing Red has something in mind…

Mark:Headscissors turned right in to a DDT by Amazing Red…

Rhino:What a move…

Mark:Red caught him good and goes for a cover 1………………………..2………… Shocker gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Nightmare is starting to move on the outside…

Mark:Amazing Red is starting to head up to the top rope…

Rhino:Amazing Red has something planned…

Mark:Shocker is starting to turn around…

Rhino:Nightmare is up on the apron…

Mark:Amazing Red just got shoved off the rope and he hit the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Nightmare pushed Red off and has taken him out of this match up…

Mark:Shocker now nails Nightmare with right hands…

Rhino:Shocker has him backed up in to the ropes…

Mark:CJ Shocker whips Nightmare in to the ropes… Reversal by Nightmare… Powerslam by Nightmare…

Rhino:That was a big time powerslam…

Mark:CJ Shocker has been laid out in the center of the ring…

Rhino:The big man is heading up to the top rope…

Mark:Swanton Bomb! By Nightmare…

Rhino:The big man flew and landed right on top of CJ Shocker…

Mark:Nightmare covers CJ Shocker 1…………………..2…………………..3…….. Its Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner NIGHTMARE…

Rhino:Nightmare has come in and has made a interesting debut in his first match up…

Mark:Nightmare has a bright future a head of him… But something is going on the back… So lets head back there now…

(Shane McMahon is shown sitting down in his office. Suddenly, the door slams open and Salvatore “The Wrench” Luciano comes barging in along with another man beside him and two guys with bats behind him)

Salvatore “The Wrench” Luciano: Some office you got here pal. You’ve got some nerve making me share a locker room with other guys. Do you know who I am? I guess not. I am the boss here Shane, and you will give me my own private locker room with a desk and everything kind of like what you got here. Capice?

Shane:Woah! Hold on… Dont you ever come in to my office and demand anything from…(backs up when the two men with bats walk closer)… So you want your own lockerroom… You got it… Anything you need… Just come to me…I can get things done around here…

Salvatore “The Wrench” Luciano: By the way, let me introduce you to the man standing right next to me. This is the underboss, Vinny Luchesse, the muscle of this family and the newest member if the eWa. I hope you do as I tell ya to do next week otherwise you will be sleeping with the fishes.

Rhino:It looks like Salvatore Lucciano and his crew are showing what kind of force they are going to be…

Mark:Lets get back down to the ring for our next contest…

Rayne vs Static Star

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Sacromento, California… Weighing in at 290 Pounds… RAYNE…

(The lights go out… there is a bright flash and sounds of thunder rock the arena then a strange voice comes on the PA system and announces, “The national weather service has issued a severe Rayne storm for the Calgary, Alberta, Canadarea, everyone in the immediate area is advised to take cover. We will keep you updated as more information is known” Just then “Reign in Pain” by sum 41 comes over the PA system as Rayne enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Jersey City, Nj… Weighing in at 185 Pounds… From the Flock… STATIC STAR…

(“The shooting star that destroyed us all” by A Static Lillabyplays as Static Star enters the arena…)

Mark:There is the bell and this match up is underway…

Rhino:We have been waiting a while to see the debut of Rayne and here it is…

Mark:Static Star gets right in his face…

Rhino:Rayne justed pushed him down…

Mark:Static Star gets back up but gets pushed back down by Rayne again…

Rhino:Rayne is showing off his power over Static Star…

Mark:Rayne nails Static Star with a right hand as he kicks him in the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker by Rayne taking Static Star down…

Rhino:If I were Static Star… When he gets back up on his feet… I would hit and run…

Mark:That would be a good strategy… But right now Rayne sends him in to the ropes… Flapjack by Rayne…

Rhino:Static Star went high up in the air and got the wind sucked out of him as he got driven in to the canvas…

Mark:Rayne now lifts him up in a press slam…

Rhino:Rayne is showing off right now…

Mark:Static Star counters with a head scissors take over…

Rhino:That’s what Rayne gets for showing off…

Mark:Static Star now nails Rayne with forearm shots…

Rhino:They are having some effect…

Mark:Rayne catches the leg of Static Star… Enziguri kick by Static Star…

Rhino:He caught Rayne right in the back of the head…

Mark:Static Star is now picking up the pace in this match up…

Rhino:Static Star is up on to the middle rope…

Mark:Dropkick connects on to Rayne by Static Star… Star goes right for the cover 1……………………2………………….. Kickout by Rayne…

Rhino:Rayne powered out of that cover…

Mark:Static Star is on the outside… Springboard dropkick and he caught Rayne right in the jaw…

Rhino:Static Star is using his speed to his advantage right now…

Mark:Static Star covers Rayne again 1…………………………….2………… Rayne once again powers out…

Rhino:Rayne is in some trouble right now…

Mark:Static Star comes off the ropes… Cross Body… No… Rayne catches Static Star and nails him with a fallaway slam…

Rhino:Rayne sent Static Star half way across the ring with that fallaway slam…

Mark:Rayne now hooks up Static Star… Chokeslam by Rayne driving Static Star right back down to the canvas…

Rhino:That move just crushed Static Star…

Mark:Rayne is calling for the Downpour…

Rhino:Static Star is being placed on the top rope…

Mark:DOWNPOUR! Rayne drilled him head first from the top rope and right to the floor…

Rhino:Static Star is out cold…

Mark:Rayne covers Static Star… 1………………………….2……………………3……. Its Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RAYNE…

Rhino:Impressive debut for Rayne…

Mark:I will agree with you there… Rayne came out here and showed that he is for real…

Rhino:He has a bright future here in the eWa…

Mark:Our cameras have found Triple H and Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Where are they now…

Mark:Looks like a Home Depot type store…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is challenging Triple H to come after him…

Mark:It looks like Triple H and Lone Jobber have been brawling for a while…

Rhino:Triple H is telling Lone Jobber to come after him…

Mark:Triple H just grabbed a shovel off of one of the shelves…

Rhino:He is now walking towards Lone Jobber…

Mark:I don’t think this is what Lone Jobber had in mind…

Rhino:No I don’t think so…

Mark:Triple H swings and misses… As Lone Jobber is now dragging Triple H by the hair…

Rhino:Where is he taking him…

Mark:Lone Jobber scoops up Triple H now and slams him right down on to the floor…

Rhino:Lone Jobber just grabbed a few pieces of wood and is setting up some sort of contraption…

Mark:He has a couple of chairs as well and has laid the wood out on to there now…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is setting up The Game for probably a powerbomb…

Mark:This is not going to be good for the FTW Champion…

Rhino:Triple H is in trouble…

Mark:Power… No… Back Body Drop by The Game sending Lone Jobber right threw the wood…

Rhino:Triple H saved himself with that back body drop…

Mark:Triple H just walked down an isle and is bringing a bag over to where Lone Jobber is…

Rhino:Whats in the bag…

Mark:Triple H has dumped a whole bag of dirt on top of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:He just buried Lone Jobber in dirt…This is getting odd…

Mark:I agree…Triple H is now going for something else…

Rhino:Triple H has a ladder Mark…

Mark:Things are about to pick up now…

Rhino:Yes they are…

Mark:Lone Jobber is crawling his way out of the dirt…

Rhino:Triple H has the ladder opened up…

Mark:Lone Jobber just gave Triple H a low blow…

Rhino:Triple H will be singing a higher tune…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now laying more wood on the chair…

Rhino:He just laid out Triple H as well on the wood…

Mark:Lone Jobber is heading up the ladder…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is taking a chance…

Mark:Flying Elbow Drop MISSES!

Rhino:Another chance backfired for Lone Jobber…

Mark:This one has left him laying in a pile of wood and dirt…

Rhino:Jay Mack is checking on Lone Jobber…

Mark:Triple H is leaving…

Rhino:Where is he going to take this match up?

Mark:Jay Mack is slapping some sense in to Lone Jobber… But our cameras will stay with this match up… As we send it back to the ring for more action…

Steel Cage Match
Da Felon vs Subway

Pa Announcer:This next match up is a Steel Cage Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… From The New Reform… SUBWAY…

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway walks in to the cage…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cincinnati, Ohio… Weighing in at 305 Pounds… DA FELON…

(“Stuntin 101” by Gunit plays as Da Felon walks in to the arena…)

Rhino:This fight is all coming from the ending of the World Title Match at Unholy Alliances…

Mark:Subway goes right after Da Felon and takes him down with a spear…

Rhino:Subway is coming right out with some aggressiveness…

Mark:Right now Subway is mounting Da Felon and is just hammering him with right hands…

Rhino:He is really opening up on him…

Mark:Da Felon throws him off… And gets back up on to his feet… Subway comes charging in again… This time Da Felon gets his foot up and nails him with a big boot…

Rhino:Da Felon took Subway’s head off with that shot…

Mark:Da Felon now scoops up the former Undisputed Champion and puts him up on his shoulder…

Rhino:This is not going to be good for Subway…

Mark:Da Felon launches Subway right in to the steel…

Rhino:Subway went head first in to the cage and that is not a good place to be in…

Mark:Da Felon now grabs Subway by his hair and rubs his face in to the cage…

Rhino:The Cage must bring back some memories for Da Felon after being locked up…

Mark:That is something in Da Felon’s past that he doesnt want to bring up… Right now Da Felon has Subway up on his shoulder and takes him over with a running powerslam…

Rhino:He just drilled Subway right in to the canvas…

Mark:There are two ways to win this match up… By Pinfall or by Escaping the cage… As right now Da Felon is just using his power to his advantage over Subway…

Rhino:As you said Da Felon is in complete control of the situation…

Mark:Subway is back up on his feet and Da Felon lifts him up in to the air with a press slam and drops him right back down to the canvas…

Rhino:Unlike the first match up Da Felon has… He has come out tonight and has really shown off his power and skill…

Mark:Da Felon once again picks up Subway and drives him down on to his knee with a backbreaker..

Rhino:That was a vicious backbreaker…

Mark:Da Felon covers Subway 1…………………………2………….. Subway gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:There is one thing that you can not take away from Subway and that’s his heart…

Mark:Da Felon now has Subway setup one more time… Another Backbreaker…Crushing the insides of Subway…

Rhino:That’s another shot to the back of Subway…

Mark:Da Felon comes Subway again 1……………………………..2…………….Subway gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:There is still fight left in Subway…

Mark:Subway now is back up on his feet… Da Felon grabs him and his him locked in a bearhug…

Rhino:I think he wants to make Subway give up or at least wear him down enough…

Mark:You can see the pain on the face of Subway as Da Felon has those hands locked together crushing the insides of Subway…

Rhino:There is not much Subway can do in this position right now…

Mark:No there isn’t… Da Felon is lifting Subway up higher in to the air…

Rhino:Subway just reached out for the cage…

Mark:Subway is holding on to the cage trying to escape the grip of Da Felon…

Rhino:I think he is going to be able to…

Mark:Subway now pulls himself out of the grips of Da Felon as he is climbing up on to the cage…

Rhino:Da Felon turns around and is trying to pull Subway off…

Mark:Da Felon has Subway setup now… Subway fights out of the powerbomb and knocks him down to the canvas…

Rhino:This is the break Subway needed…

Mark:Subway stomps at Da Felon now… Keeping the big man on his back…

Rhino:Da Felon though pushes him off and is back up on his feet…

Mark:Da Felon just pushed Subway back in to the corner…

Rhino:Da Felon has his eyes set on Subway…

Mark:Right now Da Felon charges… Subway ducks and Da Felon hits the corner hard…

Rhino:Right now Da Felon is dazed as he hit his head on the post…

Mark:Subway waits… SUBLINE!

Rhino:Subway hit his move…

Mark:Subway covers Da Felon 1…………………………………….2……………………. Da Felon kicks out…

Rhino:That one was close…

Mark:Subway can not believe he kicked out…

Rhino:I think he is going to have to hit it one more time for the win…

Mark:Subway charges… Da Felon ducks and takes out Subway with a powerslam…

Rhino:Da Felon now is picking up Subway… As he has something in mind…

Mark:Subway is back up… Da Felon has him set again…

Rhino:Da Felon is going to launch Subway right in to the cage again…

Mark:Subway launched right in to the cage…

Rhino:The cage broke…

Mark:Subway is climbing down the cage…

Rhino:Subway feet hit the floor…

Mark:Da Felon can not believe it… This match up is over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SUBWAY…

Rhino:Subway escapes the cage tonight somehow…

Mark:I wouldn’t want to be Da Felon’s next opponent because what happened here tonight has really set him off… But right now we are heading up to The Hart Dungeon…

Rhino:I have been waiting for this one for a while…
Hart Dungeon Submission Match
Shawn Michaels vs Bret Hart

Mark:Our Camera Crew is now at the Hart Family Home in Calgary…

Rhino:We are about to see a very interesting contest…

Mark:Yes we are… Only way to win is by Submission…

Rhino:Not because of that… Because of the two people involved… Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart…

Mark:That is true…

Rhino:Bret Hart has home court advantage for this match up…

Mark:HBK is already in the Dungeon waiting for Bret Hart to come down the stairs…

Rhino:The Hart Dungeon has trained some of the most famous wrestlers in the business…

Mark:Yes it has… Prime Example… Chris Benoit… But we are now here to talk about Chris Benoit right now…Its all about HBK and Bret Hart…

Rhino:Bret Hart is walking down the stairs…

Mark:Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels are face to face now…

Rhino:This is going to be straight up wrestling…

Mark:Collar and Elbow lock up…

Rhino:Both men are trying to gain position…

Mark:Both men are down on their knees… Trying to really gain position… They break it up and make it back up to their feet…

Rhino:Neither man could gain position on the first attempt…

Mark:Bret Hart shoots for Shawn Michael’s legs but Shawn moves out of the way…

Rhino:This is starting to look like a shoot fight for a moment…

Mark:Michaels now shoots for the legs of Bret Hart… This time he gets the leg of Bret Hart… And takes him down…

Rhino:HBK goes right for the head now of Bret Hart…

Mark:Headlock by Michaels… Shawn is grinding Bret Hart in the headlock…

Rhino:Bret Hart is trying to make his way back up to his feet…

Mark:Bret Hart with elbows to HBK’s midsection and now goes in to a headlock on Shawn Michaels… And he takes him over…

Rhino:Bret Hart is now grinding away at Shawn Michaels…

Mark:This is what we thought it would be so far…

Rhino:They haven’t really gotten in to a big submission battle yet…

Mark:They will though…

Rhino:I know…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now trying to get out of it and is able to… As both men are back up on their feet…

Rhino:Both men are staring each other down again…

Mark:Collar and Elbow tie up… No… Shawn Michaels with a thumb to the eye of Bret Hart…

Rhino:That’s the first non wrestling move we have seen…

Mark:Shawn Michaels goes behind Bret Hart and clips the leg of Bret Hart…

Rhino:We see the focus of Shawn Michaels…And it’s the leg of Bret Hart…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now drives his knee right in to the knee of Bret Hart…

Rhino:HBK has said he is going to use the sharpshooter on Bret Hart and this is the beginning of it…

Mark:Single Leg Submission by Shawn Michaels as he is stretching the leg of Bret Hart…

Rhino:There is no where to go to break up the hold… So you need to break out of the hold however you can…

Mark:Right now HBK lets the hold go… And he now drives his weight back down on to the right leg of Bret Hart…

Rhino:Bret Hart on his back is not a good position for him to be in right now in this type of match up…

Mark:Spinning Toe Hold by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:The move made famous by Terry Funk…

Mark:By the way Terry Funk will be in the Royal Rumble coming up at May-Hem…

Rhino:Speaking of the rumble we will be having drawing for the first two spots in the Royal Rumble…

Mark:That will be taking place later on in the evening…But back to the match up… As Shawn Michaels is going for another spinning toe hold but Bret Hart pushes out…

Rhino:Bret needs to get right back up on his feet…

Mark:And he is able to…

Rhino:Both men go in at each other again…

Mark:Shawn goes behind Bret Hart… Bret Hart goes behind Shawn Michaels now… And now Bret Hart trips up Shawn Michaels… And is now going to work on the leg of Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Bret Hart has the leg of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:He lifts it up and drives it right down on to the floor…

Rhino:That’s gonna do damage to the leg of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:One more time… Bret Hart drives Shawn Michaels’s need right back down to the floor…

Rhino:More damage is being done to the left leg of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Bret Hart is in control of this situation right now…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is holding on to his left leg…

Mark:Figure Four Leg Lock by Bret Hart…

Rhino:There is no place for Shawn Michaels to go…

Mark:He has no where to go to break up the hold… As Shawn Michaels is screaming in pain…

Rhino:The question is… Where Shawn Michaels tap out to Bret Hart…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to reverse it…

Rhino:This is his only hope…

Mark:HBK is trying to turn over Bret Hart…

Rhino:Bret Hart is trying to stop it…

Mark:Figure Four Leg Lock is reversed by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Now Bret Hart is in some pain…

Mark:Now the question is… Will Bret Hart tap out?

Rhino:Bret Hart is the one who can break it up…

Mark:Yeah he can let go of the hold…But he reverses it… And now Shawn Michaels is back in pain…

Rhino:Bret Hart was somehow able to turn it back over…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying once again to turn back over…

Rhino:The Hitman and The Heartbreak Kid… Trying to fight it out in the Hart Dungeon…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to will himself to turn it back over…

Rhino:I don’t think he can… He is going to have to tap out…

Mark:Michaels is in pain…

Rhino:Bret Hart is trying to stop it…

Mark:Shawn Michaels turns over the figure four again…

Rhino:I don’t know how he was able to do that…

Mark:This move has done a lot of damage to each other in the hold…

Rhino:Bret Hart breaks up the hold…

Mark:Both men are holding their legs…

Rhino:The Figure Four Leg Lock has done a lot of damage to both Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart…

Mark:Both men are now pulling themselves back up to their feet…

Rhino:So far this match has been grueling for both men…

MarkThey are giving it their all right now…

Rhino:I know…

Mark:Bret Hart goes behind Shawn Michaels… And he takes him down…

Rhino:I think Bret Hart needs to go right for the Sharpshooter…

Mark:I agree…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble being on his back…

Mark:Bret Hart is going for it… Sharpshooter…No… Shawn Michaels pushes out of it…

Rhino:HBK saved himself right there…

Mark:Shawn now grabs the leg of Bret Hart…

Rhino:I think Shawn Michaels is going for the sharpshooter…

Mark:The Sharpshooter is being locked in by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:I don’t believe he has it locked in all the way…

Mark:Bret Hart gets out of it… As he would not let Shawn Michaels sit down…

Rhino:If anyone would know how to counter it… It would be Bret Hart…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now goes for it again…

Rhino:Bret Hart is trying to fight it… But how much can he fight it?

Mark:Sharpshooter is locked in again by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Bret Hart is still trying to fight it…

Mark:Michaels sits down and has it locked in…

Rhino:How much can Bret Hart take of the Sharpshooter…

Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is trying to keep it locked in…

Rhino:Bret Hart is trying to reach for the leg of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to keep it locked in…

Rhino:Bret Hart is trying to get out of it…

Mark:And he is able to…

Rhino:Somehow he was able to… I don’t know how…

Mark:Bret Hart countered the hold…As both men are down on the floor trying to regroup…

Rhino:Bret Hart is pulling himself back up…

Mark:Bret Hart dragon screw’s Shawn Michaels down to the floor…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going to be in trouble…

Mark:Bret Hart is going for the sharpshooter now…

Rhino:If Bret Hart locks it in it will be all over for Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to fight it and rolls him up…

Rhino:No pinfalls…

Mark:I don’t think it was for a pinfall… I think it was just to counter it…

Rhino:Good point…

Mark:Shawn Michaels grabbed an iron rod…

Rhino:This is not good for Bret Hart…

Mark:Shawn Michaels nails him right in the back of the knee with the iron rod…

Rhino:He really did some damage to the knee of Bret Hart…

Mark:Bret is holding on to his leg…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is going in for the kill…

Mark:Sharpshooter by Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:He turns it over…

Mark:Michaels has it locked in…

Rhino:I don’t think Bret Hart is going to be able to take it much longer…

Mark:Bret Hart Taps!

Rhino:I don’t believe it…

Mark:Bret Hart gave up from the pain…Shawn Michaels has done a lot of damage to Bret Hart… And he was able to get the win…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels showed his wrestling skill in this contest…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now leaving the Dungeon on top… Lets get back to ringside for our next contest…

Bowery Brawl
Raven vs Johnny Legion
-Match Takes place inside a Hell in a Cell Cage… Weapons will be hanging from the top of the cell, a ladder will be needed to get the weapons that are hanging from the HIAC-

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Bowery Brawl… Introducing first… From Bronx, New York… Weighting in at 298 Pounds… JOHNNY LEGION…

(“Hit The Floor” plays as Johnny Legion enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Bowlery… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… RAVEN…

(“Nevermore” plays as Raven enters the arena…)

Mark:Johnny Legion and Raven want to settle this thing right here and now…

Rhino:They had a little bit of a fighter earlier tonight…

Mark:Right now there they go… Back and forth and they are brawling in the ring…

Rhino:It’s a slugfest…

Mark:Legion whips Raven in to the ropes… Raven reverses Johnny Legion and nails him with a back elbow…

Rhino:Look at all of those different weapons hanging from the top of the Hell in a Cell…

Mark:Raven goes behind Legion and nails him with a Russian leg sweep… As Raven begins to work over Johnny Legion…

Rhino:Raven is now just on top of Legion and nailing him with right hands…

Mark:Right now Raven waits for Johnny Legion to get back up to his feet and clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor…

Rhino:Johnny Legion is in some trouble here in the early going…

Mark:Raven is on the outside and whips Johnny Legion right to the cell…

Rhino:Legion is dazed and confused…

Mark:Raven trips up Legion as he slingshots him right in to the cage…

Rhino:Johnny Legion is just getting man handled by Raven here in this match up…

Mark:Since the beginning Raven has come out fighting…

Rhino:Raven is setting up a ladder… And is looking to go grab something…

Mark:Legion is staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Raven grabs a Singapore cane…

Mark:Legion turns around and Raven comes off the ladder and cracks Johnny Legion over the head with the Singapore cane…

Rhino:He caught him square in the middle of the head with that shot…

Mark:Raven is moving the ladder around and is reaching up for another weapon…

Rhino:Raven has a stop sign…

Mark:That brings him back to his ECW Days…

Rhino:Yep…

Mark:Raven throws the stop sign back in the ring as he climbs back down the ladder…

Rhino:Johnny Legion is back up on his feet…

Mark:Legion catches Raven with an uppercut…

Rhino:Legion caught him good right under the jaw…

Mark:Johnny Legion now lifts up Raven and throws him face first right in to the cage…

Rhino:Legion just launched Raven in to the cage…

Mark:Johnny Legion rolls Raven back in to the ring and now he is going to start to work over Raven…

Rhino:The Singapore cane has been brought in to the ring by Johnny Legion…

Mark:Johnny Legion whips Raven in to the ropes and Legion lifts him up in to a press… Legion drops him on the shoulder and nails him with a running powerslam…

Rhino:Right now Johnny Legion is showing off his power…

Mark:Legion has the cane and is setting up for Raven to get back to his feet… Legion cracks Raven in the midsection with the cane and one more time right across the back…

Rhino:Johnny Legion just whipped Raven with that cane…

Mark:More shots by Johnny Legion…

Rhino:For the moment… Raven is in a bad way right now…

Mark:Johnny Legion has just brought the ladder back in to the ring…

Rhino:Raven is hurting Mark…

Mark:Johnny Legion climbs up the ladder and has just pulled down a barbed wire bat…

Rhino:Legion is holding up the barbed wire bat…

Mark:Raven just pushed the ladder over and Legion hits the top rope with his face…

Rhino:Raven put himself in a good position right now… As he can get back in to this contest…

Mark:Johnny Legion turns around and Raven nails him with right hands…

Rhino:Raven is opening up on him right now…

Mark:Raven sends Legion in to the ropes… And Raven nails him with a clothesline…

Rhino:Look at the eyes of Raven… He sees the barbed wire bat…

Mark:Legion turns around and Johnny Legion gets nailed right in to the head with the barbed wire bat…

Rhino:Johnny Legion has been busted open…

Mark:Raven caught him square in the head with the barbed wire and it has busted him open…

Rhino:Johnny Legion staggering back around…

Mark:Raven slides the stop sign over towards him… Single Arm DDT on to the Stop Sign…

Rhino:Johnny Legion is in trouble…

Mark:Raven hooks the leg of Legion 1……………………………..2…………………… Legion gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Raven is once again climbing up the ladder…

Mark:A bloody Johnny Legion is trying to pull himself up…

Rhino:Raven just grabbed a steel chair…

Mark:Legion is back up and Raven is nailing him with stinging right hands…

Rhino:Legion is one punch away from being knocked out…

Mark:Raven spins around and nails him with a spinning right hand…

Rhino:That took Johnny Legion right off of his feet…

Mark:Legion right now is in some trouble as Raven hooks the leg 1…………………………………2………………. Kickout by Johnny Legion…

Rhino:Raven is now opening up the chair…

Mark:Raven whips Legion in to the ropes… Legion reverses Raven and drop toe holds him right in to the chair…

Rhino:Johnny Legion stole Raven’s move and drove him in to the canvas…

Mark:Raven is now the one in trouble…

Rhino:Legion is trying to regroup…

Mark:Raven is back up and Legion nails him with right hands…

Rhino:Legion is starting to get back in to it…

Mark:Legion hooks up Raven… Brainbuster…

Rhino:He dropped Raven right on to the stop sign…

Mark:Johnny Legion is calling for the end of this match up…

Rhino:Legion is setting up Raven…

Mark:Legion has him up on his shoulder…

Rhino:Its time for the Falling Faith…

Mark:Falling… No! Raven gets out of it…And he nails him with right hands…

Rhino:Johnny Legion is in some trouble…

Mark:Raven hooks up Legion…

Rhino:Evenflow time…

Mark:NO! Johnny Legion pushes Raven hard in to the corner…

Rhino:If Raven hit the DDT… It would have been over…

Mark:Johnny Legion puts Raven up on the top rope…

Rhino:A bloody Legion is doing what he has to do to stay in this match up…

Mark:Legion has Raven hooked… DDT From the top rope right on to the steel chair…

Rhino:Raven is out cold…

Mark:Johnny Legion hooks the leg 1……………………………..2……………………..3………… Its Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOHNNY LEGION…

Rhino:Johnny Legion is still on a roll here in the eWa…

Mark:Raven is starting to pull himself back up…

Rhino:He is right up in to the face of Johnny Legion…

Mark:This is going to get real interesting…

Rhino:There they go…

Mark:Rights and lefts… Back and forth between both men…

Rhino:Static Star and John Stevens are out…

Mark:So are Payne Killer and Subway…

Rhino:Those four men have gotten in the cage and are breaking these men up…

Mark:Subway and Stevens are pulling Raven away while Payne Killer and Static Star are pushing Legion back…

Rhino:The Flock and The New Reform…Things are heating up…

Mark:Officials have stepped in as well… As Our cameras once again have caught up with Triple H and Lone Jobber…

Rhino:This place they are in is making me hungry…

Mark:They have disrupted dinner for some folks here in Calgary…

Rhino:Lone Jobber just smashed a plate over the head of The Game…

Mark:The Game doesn’t know where he is…

Rhino:What is Lone Jobber going to with those rolls…

Mark:He is shoving them in the mouth of The Game…

Rhino:I wish he was shoving them in my mouth… Im so hungry…

Mark:Be quiet Rhino…

Rhino:But I am… I cant help it…

Mark:Lone Jobber grabs a big bowl of Spaghetti…

Rhino:Triple H just kicked it back in the face of Lone Jobber…

Mark:The Game now is grabbing a pitcher of beer and smashes it across the skull of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:They are just wasting all of that good stuff…

Mark:This match up is going to cost Rob Parks a pretty penny…

Rhino:Yep..

Mark:Triple H is now hooking up Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Those folks better move out of the way…

Mark:Suplex right through the table…

Rhino:That’s gonna cost some money…

Mark:Triple H has laid out Jobber… Wants Jay to make the count 1…………….2……………………. Jobber gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Triple H can not believe it…

Mark:Triple H is now going in to the kitchen…

Rhino:The Game has a frying pan…

Mark:Triple H just nailed Lone Jobber right in the head with the frying pan…

Rhino:He just wacked him right in the skull…

Mark:The Game is leaving again…

Rhino:Where is going to take this match up now…

Mark:Our cameras will stay with them… As we get set for our Tag Team Title Match Up…

eWa Tag Team Championship Extreme TLC Match
Chris Jericho & Christian(c) vs PYB & Jason Cain
-Exploding Tables, Trick Ladders and Razorwire Chairs

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Extreme TLC Match for the eWa Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Weighing in at a combined weight of 500 Pounds… From the Blood Pride Union… PYB and JASON CAIN… THE OUTLAWS…

(“Nobody’s Listening” plays as The Outlaws enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponents… Weighing in at combined weight of 446 Pounds… The eWa Tag Team Champions… CHRIS JERICHO and CHRISTIAN… VITAMIN C…

(“Break Down the Walls” plays as Vitamin C walk in to the arena…)

Mark:Well this one should be pretty interesting Rhino…

Rhino:I agree with you there…

Mark:All four men are in the center of the ring…

Rhino:They are looking up at the gold above them…

Mark:Chris Jericho slaps Jason Cain right in the mouth…

Rhino:Jason Cain just slapped him right back…

Mark:PYB whips Christian right away in to the ropes… Reversal by Christian who nails him with a shoulder block…

Rhino:Jericho is chopping Jason Cain right in the chest…

Mark:Christian now hooks up PYB and sends him over the top rope with a clothesline…

Rhino:Christian is taking PYB out to the floor to work over him…

Mark:There are plenty of Ladders… Tables and Chairs all around the ringside arena…

Rhino:The big question for all of them… Is which are the real ladders…

Mark:The Ladders in this match up are from the Purg B Toys Company…

Rhino:You know that when ever he is involved with producing the weapons… Things could get real interesting…

Mark:I will agree with you there… As Jason Cain takes down Chris Jericho with a drop toe hold as he follows it up with a leg drop to the back of the head of Chris Jericho…

Rhino:Jason Cain has come out to fight in this match up…

Mark:Christian just got sent hard in to the steel steps by PYB…

Rhino:PYB is now sliding tables in to the ring…

Mark:They are wrapped with explosives… So if you go through one of them… Its going to sting a little bit…

Rhino:A little? How about a lot…

Mark:Good Point…

Rhino:PYB brought two tables in to the ring…

Mark:Jason Cain and PYB send Jericho in to the ropes…

Rhino:The Outlaws are looking for the double spine buster or flap jack…

Mark:Jericho counters and kicks them both right in the jaw…

Rhino:Christian is back in the ring with a Razor Wire Chair in hand…

Mark:Christian catches Jason Cain right in the head with the chair…

Rhino:That’s gotta hurt…

Mark:The Razor wire caught Jason Cain right in the head and cut him open…

Rhino:PYB is back up…

Mark:And he gets caught with a chair shot from Christian…

Rhino:Jericho just brought a chair and a ladder in to the ring…

Mark:Jason Cain is staggering around now…

Rhino:The Tag Team Champs have chairs in hand…

Mark:Conchairto by the eWa Tag Team Champions…

Rhino:They just smashed Jason Cain’s head in with two razor wire chairs… Ouch…

Mark:Ouch is right as Jason Cain is in some bad shape as they toss him out of the ring…

Rhino:They have eliminated one half of the Outlaws as they can now work over the other half and that’s PYB…

Mark:This is not going to be good for him right now… As he gets sent in to the ropes by Vitamin C who nail him with a double clothesline…

Rhino:Jericho is now setting up the tables… While Christian is putting PYB up on the top rope…

Mark:This is a bad situation for PYB to be in…

Rhino:Yes it is Mark…

Mark:The two tables have been setup next to each other…

Rhino:Christian is setting up PYB…

Mark:PYB just got launched right through both of the tables…

(Explosion)

Rhino:God Damn… That’s gonna leave its mark on PYB…

Mark:The tables sent a shock to the system of PYB as he went right through both of them…

Rhino:The Tag Team Champions have everything going their way right now…

Mark:Jericho has the ladder setup right underneath the gold…

Rhino:Jericho is beginning his climb…

Mark:The rungs broke… As Jericho was climbing the rungs he stepped on broke…

Rhino:That’s a Purgatory Special…

Mark:Jericho is yelling at Christian to try the other side…

Rhino:Christian is taking his time…

Mark:The rungs give out on his side as well…

Rhino:Jericho and Christian are pissed off right now…

Mark:Look out… Jason Cain from the top rope connects with a double clothesline…

Rhino:The Tag Team Champions didn’t see that one coming…

Mark:No they didn’t… As Jason Cain goes back to the outside and slides a ladder in to the ring…

Rhino:Right now it’s a two on one until PYB can regain his composure…

Mark:Jason Cain lays the ladder down and slams Christian right in to the ladder…

Rhino:Jason Cain has a chair…

Mark:Jericho turns around and gets nailed right in the head with the chair…

Rhino:Chris Jericho has been busted open…

Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH BY PYB ON TO CHRISTIAN ON THE LADDER…

Rhino:I didn’t even see PYB up there…

Mark:Neither did I…

Rhino:I don’t think anyone did…

Mark:That took everything out of PYB and for that matter Christian…

Rhino:Jason Cain brought another table in to the ring…

Mark:Chris Jericho has been set up on the top rope by Jason Cain…

Rhino:This is not going to be good…

Mark:Superplex through the table…

(Explosion)

Rhino:That explosion has to take a lot out of both Jason Cain and Christian…

Mark:PYB is now trying to setup a ladder to go get the gold…

Rhino:I think PYB has found a good one…

Mark:PYB is reaching for the gold…

Rhino:The rungs gave out…

Mark:That’s another trick ladder for you right there…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is finally moving…

Mark:And he is now hammering PYB with chops to the chest… Jericho sends PYB hard in to the corner…

Rhino:PYB is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Bulldog by Jericho driving PYB right down on to the razorwire chair…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is starting to get back in to this match up for his team…

Mark:Jericho now is going to get a ladder…

Rhino:Jason Cain just rolled out on to the floor…

Mark:Jericho sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring…But goes right back to work on PYB… As Jericho nails him with a backbreaker…

Rhino:Christian is back up…

Mark:Jericho is going for a table…

Rhino:Christian has a chair and is lining up PYB…

Mark:PYB is backup… Christian has a chair… SPINKICK by PYB knocking the chair right back in to the face of Christian…

Rhino:Sorta like the Van Daminator…

Mark:PYB just got taken back down with a bulldog from Chris Jericho…

Rhino:Jason Cain has another ladder…

Mark:Jericho turns around and Jason Cain runs him over with the ladder…

Rhino:He took his head off…

Mark:Jason Cain lays the ladder out…

Rhino:Jason Cain is setting up Jericho…

Mark:OUTLAW DRIVER! On to the Ladder…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is out…

Mark:Jason Cain now sets up the ladder…

Rhino:Christian is back up…

Mark:PYB has a table set up…

Rhino:Christian just got sent in to the ropes…

Mark:OVERDOSE THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:PYB came flying with the neckbreaker and drove him right in to the table…

Mark:Jason Cain is staring his climb…

Rhino:I think he found a good one…

Mark:Jason Cain is near the gold…

Rhino:The Rungs are starting to give…

Mark:PYB helps him out and puts his legs on his shoulders…

Rhino:Now that’s good team work…

Mark:Jason Cain grabs the gold… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW eWa Tag Team Champions… PYB and JASON CAIN…

Rhino:We have crowned new champions…And they are the Outlaws…

Mark:Our cameras have found Triple H and Lone Jobber…

Rhino:They are in the parking lot of the arena…

Mark:Triple H and Lone Jobber are fighting near the parked cars…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is in bad shape right now…

Mark:Triple H just throws Lone Jobber right on top of the car…

Rhino:The Game looks like he wants to end this…

Mark:Triple H is hooking up Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Pedigree time…

Mark:NO! Back Body drop on to the top of the car…

Rhino:Lone Jobber just saved himself…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now hammering Triple H with right hands on top of the car now…

Rhino:This is a bad spot for Triple H…

Mark:Lone Jobber is pulling Triple H off the car…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is hooking up Triple H…

Mark:Low Blow by Triple H…

Rhino:That’s a mood changer…

Mark:The Game now pulling himself back up…

Rhino:Jay Mack is just waiting for this thing to end…

Mark:Triple H is setting up Lone Jobber… PEDIGREE! Right on to the asphalt…

Rhino:The Game has laid out Lone Jobber…

Mark:Triple H is covering Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Jay Mack is not making the count…

Mark:You said it right… Jay Mack is not making the count…

Rhino:I can not believe it…

Mark:Triple H is up in the face of Jay Mack…

Rhino:Triple H has Jay Mack by the shirt…

Mark:WHAT THE HELL!

Rhino:NO!

Mark:Triple H just ripped off the black and white stripes and reveals the Green and Black Stripes with a DX Logo…

Rhino:It looks like Jay Mack has joined Degeneration X…

Mark:Triple H now picks up Lone Jobber…DDT right on to the asphalt…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is out cold…

Mark:Triple H covers him 1…………..2………….3…… Its Over…

Rhino:Triple H has retained the FTW Championship…

Mark:What is going on now…

Rhino:This is not going to be good for Lone Jobber…

Mark:Triple H is setting up Lone Jobber… DOUBLE POWERBOMB ON TO THE CAR!

Rhino:They just drilled him on to the hood of that car…

Mark:Officials are out now in the parking lot to seperate all the action… As The Game now has a little break… As we have the Television Title Dumpster Match going on now… So Triple H can now regroup before his big Two of Three Falls Match with Chris Benoit…
eWa Televison Championship Dumpster Match
John Stevens(c) vs Big Daddy Ace vs Payne Killer

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Triple Threat Dumpster Match and it is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… First… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE…

(“Lying From You” plays as Big Daddy Ace walks in to the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Selma, Ca… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… Representing The New Reform… PAYNE KILLER…

(“Go to Sleep” plays as Payne Killer walks in to the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… Representing The Flock…JOHN STEVENS…

(“My December” by Linkin Park plays as John Stevens walks in to the arena…)

Mark:Well this is going to be good…

Rhino:Where is the dumpster?

Mark:They should have wheeled it down to the ring…

Rhino:I dont see it though…

Mark:Well I have no idea why its not out here…

Pa Announcer:Now introducing… The Special Guest Enforcers…

Rhino:Special Guest Enforcers?

Pa Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome… TERRY FUNK AND CACTUS JACK…

(“Desperado” plays as Terry Funk and Cactus Jack wheel the Dumpster down to the ring…)

Rhino:Now I get it…

Mark:Funk and Cactus have brought the Dumpster down to ringside…

Rhino:All three men in the ring are looking around and looking at each other…

Mark:Spear! Big Daddy Ace just speared Payne Killer right away to open up this match up…

Rhino:Thats sending a message early in this match up…

Mark:Ace took out Payne Killer but now John Stevens spins Ace around and nails him with straight right hands…

Rhino:The TV Champion is just opening up on Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Ace gets sent for the ride in to the ropes… Stevens comes off the other side and takes him over with a swinging neckbreaker…

Rhino:Payne Killer is still trying to compose himself in the corner after getting speared by Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:John Stevens now hooks up Big Daddy Ace and drives him down to the canvas with a front face suplex…

Rhino:Payne Killer is back up and goes behind John Stevens…

Mark:Payne Killer with a belly to back suplex to the Television Champion…

Rhino:There are no pinfalls… no countouts… no submissions… no dqs… All you gotta do is put both of your opponents in the dumpster…

Mark:Payne Killer now scoops up John Stevens and slams him straight back down to the canvas…

Rhino:Look at Payne Killer’s eyes… He sees Big Daddy Ace getting back up…

Mark:Ace is up near the ropes and Payne Killer takes Big Daddy Ace over the top rope and both men hit the floor…

Rhino:That was one hell of a clothesline…

Mark:While Ace and Payne Killer are on the outside this will give John Stevens a little bit of time to regroup…

Rhino:Good point…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is up and gets sent hard in to the steel guardrail by Payne Killer…

Rhino:Payne Killer wants to destroy Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Payne Killer lifts him up and drops Ace face first on to the steel guardrail…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace’s throat went right across the top of the guardrail…

Mark:John Stevens just launched himself over the top rope and lands right on top of Payne Killer…

Rhino:They all want to be Television Champion and only one man can be champion…

Mark:John Stevens now opening up on Payne Killer with right hands…

Rhino:Look at Cactus Jack and Terry Funk… They just threw a whole bunch of weapons in to the ring…

Mark:They want to see a brawl…

Rhino:So do I… And I think so do these fans…

Mark:Stevens has the ring steps and he runs right in to Payne Killer with the ringsteps…

Rhino:He took his head off with that shot…

Mark:John Stevens now rolls Big Daddy Ace back in to the ring…

Rhino:Stevens took out Payne Killer and now he wants to take out Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:The Television Champion right now has a steel chair in hand…

Rhino:Ace is spinning around…

Mark:Ace blocks the chair shot and takes the chair from John Stevens…And now cracks John Stevens right over the head with the steel chair…

Rhino:Thats going to have John Stevens ears ringing for a while…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now whips John Stevens in to the corner hard… Stevens staggers out… SPEAR!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace caught him good…

Mark:They are fighting for the pinfall… But there is no pinfalls in this match up…

Rhino:You gotta put your opponents in the dumpster…

Mark:Payne Killer has a singapore cane and is back in the ring…

Rhino:He is looking to do some damage…

Mark:Ace turns around and gets nailed right in the midsection with the singapore cane… More one time across the back…

Rhino:Payne Killer is just opening up on him…

Mark:Cactus Jack just threw a trash can and a lid in to the ring…

Rhino:Funk and Cactus are having fun just throwing weapons in to the ring…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up… Payne Killer puts the trash can right on top of him…

Rhino:Ace is in a bad position…

Mark:Payne Killer pushes him down…

Rhino:This is not good for anyone…

Mark:Payne Killer and now John Stevens are beating the trash can with singapore canes…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is not having fun right now…

Mark:John Stevens now cracks Payne Killer right in the head with the singapore cane…

Rhino:Ouch!

Mark:You got that right… John Stevens is now setting up Payne Killer on the rope near the dumpster…

Rhino:Payne Killer is in a bad way…

Mark:John Stevens is up on the top rope as well..

Rhino:Cactus Jack just opened up the dumpster…

Mark:AWAKENER BY JOHN STEVENS! Driving Payne Killer right in to the dumpster…

Rhino:Payne Killer is out in the dumpster…

Mark:John Stevens better get out of the dumpster…

Rhino:Yeah your right…

Mark:Stevens is pulling himself up…

Rhino:Ace has a steel chair…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace just cracked John Stevens right in the head with the chair knocking him out inside the dumpster…

Rhino:All Big Daddy Ace has to do is shut the lid and this match up is over…

Mark:Ace shuts the one side…

Rhino:One more side…

Mark:Payne Killer blocks the shutting of the lid…

Rhino:There is still some fight left in Payne Killer…

Mark:Payne Killer standing up…

Rhino:Ace is getting pulled in the dumpster now…

Mark:The lid has shut but all three men are in the casket…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is crawling out…

Mark:Payne Killer pulls at the leg of Ace… Ace kicks him right in the head…

Rhino:That was one stiff kick…

Mark:Ace is out of the dumpster and shuts the lid… ITS OVER!

Rhino:ITS NOT OVER!

Mark:John Stevens got out of the dumpster somehow while all of the fighting was going on while Ace and Payne Killer were fighting…

Rhino:Thats why he is the eWa Television Champion…

Mark:Ace is back in the ring with John Stevens… Stevens nails him with straight right hands…

Rhino:Those right hands are connecting…

Mark:John Stevens whips him in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace went for a ride right there…

Mark:Payne Killer is still down and out inside the dumpster…

Rhino:Stevens just grabbed a baseball bat…

Mark:John Stevens is stepping up to the plate…

Rhino:Ace is turning around…

Mark:Ace ducks the baseball bat shot and nails John Stevens with a jaw breaker…

Rhino:Nice move by Big Daddy Ace…

Mark:Ace is hooking up John Stevens…

Rhino:Could be time for the Ace Crusher…

Mark:John Stevens get out of it and nails Big Daddy Ace with a DDT…

Rhino:Ace is being setup on the top rope…

Mark:John Stevens is looking to end this match up with a powerbomb in to the dumpster…

Rhino:Payne Killer is starting to open up the lid…

Mark:POWERBOMB! NO! BACK BODY DROP!

Rhino:John Stevens just got backed dropped in to the dumpster and he landed right on top of Payne Killer…

Mark:Ace needs to shut the lid… And he does… This match up is over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Television Champion BIG DADDY ACE…

Rhino:Somehow Big Daddy Ace is walking out of the ring tonight as the Television Champion…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace did what he had to do… But he hasnt pinned John Stevens yet…So you know… Those two will fight another day…

Rhino:I agree with you there…

Mark:Well before we get to our main event… We are set for the drawing for the eWa Royal Rumble…

(“No Chance” Plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)

Shane:Whats up Calgary(crowd boos)… Well right now I am out here to hold the drawing for the first two particpants for the eWa Royal Rumble…

Rhino:I wonder who is going to be number one…

Shane:Thirty Men will be compete in this royal rumble… Which will involved eWa Past and Present…

Rhino:I wonder who they are going to bring back for this thing…

Shane:You can visit the eWa Website right now to see who is the rumble and participants will be announced all week leading up to the Royal Rumble…

Mark:For those who dont know the eWa Website is located at eWazone2004.cjb.net…

Shane:Now its time to find out who will be the first man to enter the Royal Rumble(spins the tumbler)…

Rhino:Who is it going to be…

Shane:(pulls out the first name)The first man to enter the Royal Rumble… Will be… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels walks out on to the stage)

Rhino:Shawn doesnt look to happy…

Mark:No he doesnt… But you have to remember he won a Royal Rumble before when starting number one…

Rhino:Now who will be number two?

Shane:Now the person who will be coming in to the Royal Rumble as Number Two… (pulls out a name)… One Half of the NEW eWa Tag Team Champions… PYB…

(“Nobody’s Listening” plays as PYB walks on to the stage…)

Rhino:Now this should be very interesting…

Mark:These two men are face to face… On the stage…

Rhino:Things look to be heating up between these two…

Mark:The Royal Rumble is going to be very interesting with these two… Shawn Michaels is Number One… PYB is number two… This is going to be one hell of a royal rumble… Lets send it down to… Wait… Something is going on in the back…

Rhino:Its Payne Killer and Rayne…

Mark:Rayne and Payne Killer are just slugging it out in the back…

Rhino:Officials are pulling them apart…

Mark:We gotta go down to ringside for our main event…

eWa World Heavyweight Championship Best of Three Falls Match
Triple H(c) vs Chris Benoit

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Best Two of Three Falls Match Up and is for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The Crippler… CHRIS BENOIT…

(“Whatever” plays as Chris Benoit enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And his opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The FTW Champion and the defending eWa World Heavyweight Champion… The Game… TRIPLE H…

(“The Game” plays as Triple H walks in to the arena…)

Mark:Well this one should be very interesting…

Rhino:You can see that even coming in to the ring… Triple H is a little bit worn down…

Mark:He had a rest… But I dont think it was enough of one to go along with your point Rhino… As Triple H gets up in the face of Chris Benoit to start this off…

Rhino:Hunter is doing what he does best and thats trash talk…

Mark:He is giving Benoit an ear full right now as Triple H slaps Chris Benoit right across the face…

Rhino:Thats a sign that Triple H does not respect his challenger…

Mark:Benoit comes right back with chops to the midsection of Triple H…

Rhino:WOOOOOOO!

Mark:Triple H is backed up in to the ropes and Triple H wants a clean break now that he is in the ropes…

Rhino:The referee is doing his job by backing up Triple H…

Mark:Benoit goes in for a collar and elbow tie up…

Rhino:Triple H is powering Benoit back in to the ropes…

Mark:The referee once again breaks them up as this time Chris Benoit was in the ropes…

Rhino:The referee made sure that this one was a clean break…

Mark:The Game now goes right in with a right hand… Blocked by Benoit who nails him with more chops back in to the corner… Benoit whips Triple H hard in to the farside corner…

Rhino:The Game is coming out staggering…

Mark:Chris Benoit nails Triple H with a clothesline… Triple H is back up near the ropes… Benoit with a clothesline over the top rope and to the floor…

Rhino:Chris Benoit is using every edge he can get and Triple H just isnt in to this match up right now…

Mark:Triple H is taking his time to get back in to the ring…

Rhino:Benoit is chasing Triple H around the ring…

Mark:Hunter rolls back in and stomps away at Chris Benoit as he rolled back in after him…

Rhino:That’s a normal heel move… He suckered Chris Benoit out and he baited him back in…

Mark:Triple H knows what he is doing in the ring… As he now sends Chris Benoit in to the ropes and nails him with a high knee…

Rhino:That’s vintage Triple H…

Mark:Right now on the canvas is Chris Benoit and Triple H is choking the life out of him…

Rhino:The referee needs to step in there…

Mark:The referee does what you wanted him to do Rhino and steps in to break up the choke hold that Triple H had applied on Chris Benoit…

Rhino:Look at those right hands… The Game is just opening up on Benoit…

Mark:That is exactly what he is doing and the fans here in Calgary are letting Triple H know exactly how much they hate him…

Rhino:Triple H is not liked here in Calgary, hell he isn’t liked anywhere…

Mark:Benoit is up on his feet and Triple H sends him off in to the ropes… Spinebuster by the Heavyweight Champion of the World…

Rhino:That’s an Arn Anderson like spinebuster…

Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………….. Chris Benoit kicks out before the three count… As the Heavyweight Champion of the World continues to pepper Benoit with right hands…

Rhino:I think Triple H is liking the slow pace right now… As he is able to gain composure and just work his tempo…

Mark:Triple H sends Chris Benoit hard in to the corner and is now opening up on Benoit in the corner…

Rhino:Chris Benoit is in a bad position…

Mark:The Game drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Chris Benoit…

Rhino:Triple H is trying to drive the air right out of the Crippler…

Mark:We are in the first fall of this best of three falls match up… As Triple H now hooks up Benoit and puts him up on to the top rope…

Rhino:Triple H is looking to hit the Superplex…

Mark:The Game is setting up Benoit… Benoit blocks and pushes Triple H right off the top rope and The Game crashes on to the canvas…

Rhino:This is an opening for Chris Benoit and I think he should take it…

Mark:Benoit is up on the top rope… Flying Headbutt Connects on to the Heavyweight Champion of the World…

Rhino:That was a big time move from Chris Benoit…

Mark:Chris Benoit covers Triple H 1……………………………2…………………. The Game gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was a close one right there as Benoit almost had Triple H pinned…

Mark:The Game is back up on his feet and gets nailed with chops to the chest from Chris Benoit… Benoit whips Triple H in to the ropes and drives his knee right in to the midsection of the World Champion Triple H…

Rhino:Benoit is showing his aggressive side right now…

Mark:Triple H is staggering back up on his feet… And Benoit catches him good with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:Chris Benoit now going behind Triple H…

Mark:Benoit hooking up The Game for a german suplex…

Rhino:Triple H is blocking…

Mark:Triple H now goes behind Chris Benoit…

Rhino:Hunter is looking to take him over…

Mark:Benoit blocks… Roll up… 1……………………………2………………………….3………. Chris Benoit gets a quick fall on Triple H…

Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall CHRIS BENOIT…

Rhino:That caught Triple H off guard…

Mark:Right now Chris Benoit has taken the early lead on Triple H…

Rhino:This is not going to be good for Triple H… As he has already competed once tonight and has to come back in two straight falls…

Mark:Chris Benoit continues to chop the chest of Triple H in the corner…

Rhino:WOOOOOO!

Mark:Benoit is one step closer to becoming World Champion… Chris Benoit now sends Triple H in to the ropes… Back Body Drop…

Rhino:The Game is in trouble…

Mark:Triple H is back up on his feet… Benoit takes him over with a hiptoss… Triple H is back up and gets sent in to the ropes by Chris Benoit… Benoit goes for a clothesline…

Rhino:Triple H ducked…

Mark:Double clothesline as both men are back down on the canvas…

Rhino:Who ever can get the advantage of this situation… Could get an edge in this match up…

Mark:Triple H is back up…

Rhino:So is Chris Benoit…

Mark:The Game goes for a right hand… But it is blocked by Chris Benoit… Benoit connects with a couple of right hands…

Rhino:Benoit is one step quicker than The Game right now…

Mark:Triple H with a thumb to the eye of the challenger…

Rhino:Triple H just showed that he is one step ahead of Chris Benoit…

Mark:Right now the FTW and World Champion scores with a couple of right hands knocking Chris Benoit back in to the corner…

Rhino:Triple H is now chopping away at Chris Benoit in the corner…

Mark:It’s a sign that the tides have turned in this match up…

Rhino:I agree… The tides have turned in this contest…

Mark:Right now Triple H whips Benoit in to the ropes… Powerslam…

Rhino:That was a nice move from Triple H…

Mark:The Game goes for a cover 1………………………….2……………. Kickout by Chris Benoit…

Rhino:Benoit is on to the ropes of losing this fall to Triple H…

Mark:The Game now kicks Benoit in the midsection as he whips him again in to the ropes…Stun Gun on the top rope…

Rhino:The rope caught Chris Benoit right underneath the throat…

Mark:Triple H rolls him up 1………………………………….2………………..3………. Triple H has just evened up this match up…

Pa Announcer:The Winner of the fall TRIPLE H…

Rhino:Its now One-One… With one more fall to go between these two men…

Mark:Triple H now mounts Chris Benoit and connects with right hands…

Rhino:One thing I like about Triple H… He doesn’t wait… He goes right to work…

Mark:Now the question is how much more does Triple H have left in his tag… Fatigue may be setting in…

Rhino:I agree… I don’t think he has as much behind those right hands…

Mark:Triple H locks in a sleeper hold…

Rhino:He is trying to put the challenger to sleep which is a good move by Triple H…

Mark:Benoit is struggling to stay awake…

Rhino:Right now Triple H is showing why he is the FTW and World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:More than that… He is showing that he is the Game…

Rhino:Good point…

Mark:The referee is checking up on Chris Benoit…

Rhino:I don’t know how much Benoit has in him…

Mark:The referee lifts up Benoit’s arm and it drops…

Rhino:That’s once… Two more times and Triple H would have won this match up…

Mark:Benoit’s arm drops again…

Rhino:The fans are trying to will Chris Benoit back in to this match up…

Mark:The referee lifts the arm up… It drops… NO! Benoit still has some fight left in him…

Rhino:These fans are cheering him on…

Mark:Chris Benoit lifts up Triple H… Belly to Back Suplex…Driving Triple H back down to the canvas…

Rhino:Both men are down…

Mark:This is a turning point in this match up…

Rhino:Chris Benoit needs to get back in to this and he needs to start right now…

Mark:Triple H is back up and gets nailed with more chops…

Rhino:He is really making Triple H’s chest red with those chops…

Mark:Chris Benoit goes behind Triple H… German Suplex by the Crippler…

Rhino:Chris Benoit is starting to get back in to it…

Mark:Another German Suplex by Chris Benoit…

Rhino:One more for the trifecta…

Mark:Three German Suplexs by the challenger… Laying Triple H out in the middle of the ring…

Rhino:Benoit should cover him right here…

Mark:Chris Benoit doesn’t go for the cover and is heading up to the top rope…

Rhino:This might cost Chris Benoit…

Mark:It looks like he is going for the Swan Dive Headbutt…

Rhino:This could be a BIG Mistake…

Mark:FLYING HEADBUTT! NO! Triple H rolled out of the way…

Rhino:Told you…

Mark:The Game moved out of the way and now Chris Benoit is down and out on the canvas…

Rhino:The Game is telling the fans that’s it…

Mark:Triple H is setting him up for the Pedigree…

Rhino:This is not going to be good for Chris Benoit…

Mark:Triple H has him hooked… Pedi… NO! Chris Benoit counters… Slingshot in to the corner…

Rhino:Triple H is staggering…

Mark:Crippler Crossface!

Rhino:This could be the end of Triple H’s title reign…

Mark:Triple H is able to get to the ropes before Chris Benoit could do some damage…

Rhino:Chris Benoit is pissed…

Mark:Chris Benoit now goes behind Triple H…

Rhino:Benoit is looking for another German Suplex…

Mark:Benoit goes for it… Countered by Triple H… As Triple H nails him with right hands…

Rhino:Benoit is firing back…

Mark:Chris Benoit charges… Triple H ducks and nails him with a knee buster…

Rhino:Vintage Triple H…

Mark:The Game hooks him up… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:Benoit is done…

Mark:Triple H hooks the leg… 1…………………………….2………………………..3……… Its Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa World Heavyweight Champion… TRIPLE H…

Rhino:God Damn It…

Mark:Triple H has survived Thursday Night Chaos as the FTW and World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:It has been a wild night here tonight…

Mark:Yes it has… But the May-Hem has only begun… As we will see you all next time at eWa May-Hem… With the first ever Royal Rumble… Shawn Michaels is Number One… PYB is number two… Its going to be Historic… Tonight was a huge night… Triple H still has his gold… We are out of time… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!

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