Halloween Hellraiser 2004
Mark:Tonight is going to be a night that the eWa will never forget… Welcome everyone to Halloween Hellraiser… The kids are done tricker treating… And it is now time for the Worlds to Collide… Speaking of Colliding I am joined tonight by Monthly Announcer and former Undisputed Champion Al Snow… Al, what are your thoughts on what is to go down tonight…
Al Snow:Well Mark, tonight we are going to see a NEW Undisputed Champion tonight… Who will it be… It could be me…
Mark:Thats right it could be you if you are the fourth man in our Main Event Match up for the Undisputed Championship as Payne Killer, Demon and Arron Marx battle it out… We will find out later on tonight who that fourth man will be… Also Payne Killer is going to have one long night… As he has to defend the FTW Championship as well…
Al Snow:The FTW Title is on the line all night long…Will it be Lone Jobber or will someone else step up to plate and take the FTW Championship away from Payne Killer…Tonight, we are going to see it all…
Mark:You can not forget about the crew that you follow all the time… The Monthly Crew…
Al Snow:Ohh Yes, Vertigo is here and is ready to defend the eWa Championship against one of your guys… Doug Kinsella… Someone is going to be in a grave tonight… Will it be Doug or will it be Vertigo… Im leaning towards Doug Kinsella being buried alive by Vertigo…
Mark:There is plenty to see… Plenty of action… So much to talk about… I think we should get this show started with a Championship Match… How about you…
Al Snow:Im Ready to go, lets do this thing…
Mark:Lets send it to the ring to the Lovely Kitana Baker for the introductions…
eWa Television Championship Skulls and Bones Match
Prodigy(c) vs Vinny Lucchese
Kitana Baker:Ladies and Gentlemen, the opening contest is set for one fall and is a SKULLS and BONES Match… This match up will be for the eWa Television Championship… First, the Challenger… From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… VINNY LUCCHESE…
(“Where Do Gangsters Go?” by Lordz of Brooklyn plays as Vinny Lucchese enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker:His opponent… From Dallas, Texas… Weighing in at 374 Pounds… Your eWa Television Champion… PRODIGY…
(“Are you ready for this” plays as Prodigy enters the arena…)
Mark:Well the bell sounds for this one… For those who are wondering what this match up is all about… Its real simple… Skulls and Bones are the weapons… As there are Wheel Barrels full of Skulls and Bones…
Al Snow:I wanna see both men crack some skulls and bones with one another…
Mark:Anyhow right now Prodigy is up in the face of Vinny Lucchese…
Al Snow:The Challenger is not backing down…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese slaps Prodigy in the face…
Al Snow:That’s smart, make the big man mad, real smart Vinny, real smart…
Mark:Prodigy now hammers Vinny Lucchese with right hands backing him up in to the ropes… Lucchese gets irished whipped in to the ropes and gets nailed with a Samoan Drop driving Vinny Lucchese straight in to the mat…
Al Snow:He crushed him Mark, he Crushed Him…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese now staggers back up to his feet and Prodigy clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor goes the Challenger Vinny Lucchese…
Al Snow:The Television Champion is Dominant right now… And I mean Dominant…
Mark:He is that Al… Prodigy now goes to the outside of the ring and is going after Vinny Lucchese… Prodigy picks him up and drops him face first across the steel steps…
Al Snow:Go for the Skulls… Go for the bones… Don’t use the steps come on… I want to see some Skull’s cracking…
Mark:Prodigy rolls Vinny Lucchese back in to the ring… Prodigy now lifts up one of the wheel barrels and dumps the contents in to the ring…
Al Snow:Now we are getting somewhere…
Mark:Prodigy now picks up a skull and waits for Vinny Lucchese to get back up on his feet…
Al Snow:Lucchese just grabbed a bone…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese turns around and nails Prodigy in the midsection with a very long bone…
Al Snow:That has to be an arm or a leg… Im not sure…
Mark:Neither am I… But it was effective… Lucchese now nails Prodigy in the head with the bone…
Al Snow:That just dropped the big man… One stiff shot to the head took out Prodigy…
Mark:Vinny goes for the cover on Prodigy 1……………………………..2……………………….. Prodigy gets his shoulder up…
Al Snow:If Vinny wants to be eWa Television Champion he needs to keep Prodigy on his back and keep using the skulls and bones to his advantage…
Mark:Lucchese grabs a skull and breaks it over the skull of Prodigy who was on his knees…
Al Snow:Now I am seeing what I wanted to see, Skulls cracking… I love it…
Mark:Lucchese turns him over and covers Prodigy again 1…………………………2…………………… Prodigy gets his shoulder up again…
Al Snow:Stay on him Vinny… Stay on him…
Mark:Prodigy is back up on his feet as Vinny Lucchese went to grab another bone…Vinny Lucchese swings… Prodigy ducks the shot… Turns Vinny Lucchese around… DDT…
Al Snow:Prodigy is now buying himself some time after the DDT to regroup and get back up on his feet…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese pulls himself back up in the corner…
Al Snow:Prodigy is up as well Mark…
Mark:Running Splash in to the corner by Prodigy…
Al Snow:He just flatten Vinny Lucchese in the corner…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese is down in the corner… As Prodigy is picking up a skull…
Al Snow:Is he doing what I think he is doing…
Mark:I think he is… Prodigy bowls the skull down south on to Vinny Lucchese…
Al Snow:He is stealing one of my moves… That’s not right…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese now staggering out of the corner…As Prodigy puts Vinny Lucchese up on the top rope…
Al Snow:Vinny is in a bad position right now…
Mark:PRODICAL SUN From the top rope…
Al Snow:That’s it… Vinny is done…
Mark:You might be right as Prodigy goes for a cover 1………………………………….2……………………………….3………. ITS OVER!
Kitana Baker:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Television Champion… PRODIGY…
Mark:Well Al one of your moves set up Prodigy for a win… You should feel good about it…
Al Snow:I should… I don’t…
Mark:You should be flattered by it…But if you aren’t we can move on… As we get set for a match up that has been months in the making… Salvatore Luciano vs Kid Money… Lets send it down to ringside for the introductions…
Salvatore Luciano vs Kid Money
Written by HHHDABOMBHBK
Kitana Baker:Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first from Brooklyn, New York…Weighing in at 239 pounds…KID MONEY!
(The lights go out. A picture of a dollar sign appears in the middle of the ring. Gold and silver spotlights move throughout the arena. “Lean Back” by Terror Squad hits and Kid Money comes walking to the ring.)
Kitana Baker:And his opponent, hailing from Brooklyn, New York…He is the Godfather, Salvatore “The Wrench” Luciano!
(“Where Do Gangsters Go?” hits but Salvatore does not come out. Kid Money then gets a microphone.)
Kid Money: Whats the matter, you dumb Italian retard. Lets go, I’m wating…Drop the canoli and come out here.
Mark:It looks like that whole Salvatore Luciano thing was a hoax.
Al Snow:I can’t believe it.
(The lights in the arena then go out. On the screen the words appear
You knocked him down, but not out.
He’s coming back, for vengeance.
Against those that turned on him.
He will rule the ewa ring once again.
This time there will be no stopping him!
All those that will come out against him will indeed be…”Sleeping with the fishes!”
You’ve been warned!
Pyros then go off. “Where Do Gangsters Go?” hits and the lights go back on. In the ring Salvatore Luciano is attacking Kid Money along with his henchmen)
Mark:Oh my God! Salvatore Luciano is back!
Al Snow:And he’s beating the living hell out of Kid Money.
Mark:Salvatore and his men are just decimating Kid Money. Throwing lefts and rights and simply just beating him to death.
Al Snow:He wants to make a point Mark, that nobody can beat Salvatore Luciano, and if they do they will end up like Money.
Mark:That’s right Al, infact it was Kid Money that injured Salvatore when Money made his comeback.
Al Snow:Doesn’t look Like Kid Money will be around here for long though.
Mark:Money looks horrible, hes bleeding from the forehead, and it looks like he may be bleeding from the mouth as well.
Al Snow:Salvatore is getting a bat now, and is telling his guys to leave the ring.
Mark:Big man he is now, once Money is laid out he wants him for himself.
Al Snow:I would watch what you say Mark.
Mark:Oh my God, Salvatore is just slamming him in the ribcage with that bat, and the blood just keeps coming out of Kid Money’s mouth…This match has just got to stop.
Al Snow:It can’t there’s no dq, anything goes.
Mark:Salvatore is now getting that golden piano wire and is choking Money with it…It’s over.
Kitana Baker: And your winner, Salvatore Luciano!
Mark:Salvatore still isn’t letting go of that wire and Kid Money is turning blue. Salvatore finally lets go and then raises his arm in the air. What a sick man this is Al. Its time to get to our next match…
>Street Fight
The Retro Playa vs Purgatory
MARK: And now for something completely different, we take you outside of Lofsberg Lila Arena where the Street Fight is supposed to take place between The Retro Playa and Purgatory.
AL SNOW: For some reason, Retro Playa pretending to be a ninja upset Purgatory. That’s also an excuse. Why does he need some kind of reason to fight? Sometimes, I think Purgatory’s too nice.
MARK: I assume that we’re supposed to just wait for the two to show up somewhere on the outside of the arena as this is an actual street fight being that the fight will take place in the streets outside Lofsberg Lila Arena here. No theme music of entrances. Just fighting. The camera’s are panning to try and find….there’s Purgatory.
AL SNOW: Only he would be lying down on a flatbed truck on a bed dressed like M. Bison.
MARK: WHOA! I didn’t see Retro Playa! He came out of nowhere!
AL SNOW: Playa tried to impale Purgatory and now, his claw is stuck in that flatbed after going right through the thin mattress Purgatory was laying on! So much for stuck.
MARK: With one well-placed kick, Purgatory breaks the claw and nails Retro with an upper palm thrust. Another one right into Retro’s neck and Retro gasping for air early and now locks him in a type of headlock I’m unfamiliar with.
AL SNOW: Smart move by Purgatory. Restrict Retro’s oxygen early. Purgatory has a Dragon Sleeper with a reverse arm bar trap and Purg has that arm with the broken claw on it restricted. Purgatory may be a little out there but when it comes to the ring, he’s deadly smart. You can see the way he has the hold and he’s a bit exposed but is trying to undo the claw from Retro’s arm. OH MAN, WHAT A KICK!
MARK: Retro extending his right leg up to Purgatory who has no way to block those direct shots to his head. You can hear the boot of Retro Playa smack across the head of Purgatory. Purgatory finally releasing the hold. Retro with a sweep and Purgatory goes down hard on the street pavement. Both men up pretty quick. The claw is untied and lying on the road there. Retro tackles Purgatory right into a car. Hooks him. OUT WITH THE OLD right into the pavement!
AL SNOW: Retro trying to end this quick.
MARK: Retro picking Purgatory up. Quick pick up and counter by Purgatory!
AL SNOW: Purgatory countered with a flapjack. Retro landed on that trunk awkwardly.
MARK: And as suddenly as Retro had the match in his favor, Purgatory gets it back. Purgatory grabs Retro by his pants and the back of his mask. HOLY SHIT! He just threw Retro right through the passenger seat window! This match might be over here as Purgatory goes down as well. He still hasn’t recovered fully from that Out With The Old maneuver. I see Becky Bayless coming to make the count. 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! Purgatory back up. 7! 8! 9! Retro barely on his OOOHHH! Retro rammed back-first into the car door! Did I just hear Purgatory say Psycho Crusher?
AL SNOW: I think he did. That’s what it sounded like to me.
MARK: Retro Playa doubled over in extreme pain as Purgatory sends Retro down with a palm thrust to the back.
AL SNOW: I haven’t seen a punch from Purgatory yet.
MARK: OOOHHH! The great equalizer! Low blow! Retro spins up. Hooks Purgatory. Back Drop right onto the pavement!
AL SNOW: Retro once again using those Street Fighter 2 moves.
MARK: Retro with a front face lock. Could be anythi….Purgatory pushes off and catches Retro with what looked to be a Shuffle Side Kick to the mask of Retro. Retro stunned and Purgatory with a really powerful palm thrust right into Retro’s chest.
AL SNOW: It looked like Retro got hit where his heart is.
MARK: Purgatory with a grapple. Powers Retro up. He’s got him hooked in a GOOD GRIEF! What the hell was that?
AL SNOW: He calls that a Mexican Stretch Spinebuster. I’ve seen him do it before but this is the first time he’s used it on a stage like this.
MARK: Whatever Retro had just isn’t there anymore. He’s got to be out. Purgatory now dragging Retro back to that car he put him through.
AL SNOW: Looks like a Ford to me but I can’t really tell.
MARK: I can see Purgatory opening the door of the car. What’s he gonna do? OH MAN! He just slammed that door right onto Retro’s head! Again! And again! One more time!
AL SNOW: A brutal attack on Retro and I think this could be it.
MARK: Becky Bayless starting the count. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10! Retro’s knocked out and Purgatory survives the street fight!
KITANA BAKER: Here is your winner by way of knock out….PURGATORY!
AL SNOW: He survived, Kitana. He survived.
MARK: There is a lot more to get to as it is Do or Die Time.
Do or Die Battle Royal
911 vs Chris Jericho vs Big Daddy Ace vs La Amenasa vs Warrior
Kitana Baker:This next match up is a Do or Die Battle Royal… To eliminate your opponent you must throw them over the top rope in to the caskets around the ring…Introducing participant number one… From Evansville, Indiana… 911…
(“American Psycho 2” plays as 911 enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker:Participant Number Two… From Parts Unknown… ULTIMATE WARRIOR…
(“Unstoppable” plays as Warrior enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker:Participant Number Three… LA AMENASA…
(“The Beautiful People” plays as La Amenasa enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker:Participant Number Four… From Winnipeg, Manitoba… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO…
(“Break Down The Walls” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker:Participant Number Five… BIG DADDY ACE…
(“Pts. Of Authority” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Al who are you putting your money on this match up…
Al Snow:I gotta go with Chris Jericho…
Mark:Jericho and Warrior are going at it in the corner… While Big Daddy Ace goes after La Amenasa…
Al Snow:911 is now helping Big Daddy Ace with La Amenasa…
Mark:That is what partners are for… As Chris Jericho nails Warrior with a vertical suplex…
Al Snow:La Amenasa is almost out of the ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace and 911 have dumped La Amenasa out of the ring and in to the casket below… The referee shuts the casket and is now wheeling him out of the arena…
Al Snow:That is one man out of the match up as we are now down to four…
Mark:Jericho is staggering by the ropes…
Al Snow:Warrior has a full head of steam…
Mark:Jericho with a back body drop sending Warrior over the top rope and in to one of the caskets below…
Al Snow:We have another man being wheeled out of the arena in a casket…
Mark:Jericho has a big mountain to climb right now as he has to take on 911 and Big Daddy Ace…
Al Snow:Ace and 911 go right after Chris Jericho…
Mark:Jericho gets rammed hard in to the corner by Big Daddy Ace…911 comes over and is now double teaming Y2J with Big Daddy Ace…
Al Snow:They are just beating the hell out of Chris Jericho…
Mark:Irish whip hard in to the farside corner goes Jericho… Ace charges… Jericho moves out of the way…
Al Snow:Big Daddy Ace hit the corner hard…
Mark:Jericho nails 911 with a spin heel kick…
Al Snow:He almost took his head off…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace grabs Jericho by the leg… Enziguri kick by Chris Jericho nailing Big Daddy Ace right in the back of the head…
Al Snow:911 is up near the ropes…
Mark:Springboard dropkick by Y2J sending 911 out of the ring and in to the casket…
Al Snow:We are now down to two men…
Mark:Ace spins Jericho around and nails him with right hands… Jericho blocks and counters back with right hands of his own…
Al Snow:Both men are just slugging it out right now…
Mark:Jericho whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Reversal by Big Daddy Ace… Jericho comes off the ropes… SPEAR!
Al Snow:Big Daddy Ace just Speared Jericho out of his boots Mark…
Mark:Yes he did… As Y2J staggers back up to his feet… Running Clothesline by Ace sending Y2J over the top rope and in to this casket… This match up is over…
Kitana Baker:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE…
Al Snow:Big Daddy Ace came to Halloween Hellraiser and did something…
Mark:Yes he did… He won the Do or Die Battle Royal… Al, there is something going on the back…
Al Snow:Its Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Doug Kinsella has said he was going to make an impact and he is trying to now… Going after the FTW Champion Payne Killer…
Al Snow:They are just hammering away at one another…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks up Payne Killer… DDT on to the floor by Doug Kinsella…
Al Snow:There is the referee…
Mark:Cover 1……………2……………. Wait a minute… That’s Scott Hall…
Al Snow:Scott Hall was disguised as the referee…
Mark:Nash has come in to the lockerroom and Nash and Hall are beating up the FTW Champion…
Al Snow:Doug Kinsella does not like the fact that he has to deal with The Outsiders…
Mark:Kinsella spins Nash around but Kevin Nash nails him with a big boot…
Al Snow:Things are getting completely out of control…
Mark:Scott Hall is lifting up Payne Killer for the Outsider’s Edge…Payne Killer fights out of it and nails Scott Hall with a low blow…
Al Snow:Nash has a steel chair…
Mark:Payne Killer ducks the chair shot from Kevin Nash… Payne Killer grabs the chair and nails Kevin Nash in the head with the steel chair…
Al Snow:Doug Kinsella is back up…
Mark:Chair Shot to Doug Kinsella from Payne Killer…
Al Snow:Payne Killer means business…
Mark:Payne Killer grabs his title and is walking out of the lockerroom…As we get set to go out to the bar for the Bar Fight.
Bar Fight
Berserk vs Steve Austin
MARK: From one location to another, we get a feed from a local bar as Berserk and the returning Steve Austin are gonna battle it out in that very bar.
AL SNOW: It’s not surprising that I see Austin taking down a few drinks but I don’t see Berserk anywhere. I already know where the referee is. Look at that pack of people. Men all drooling over….who is that? I can’t see. I think it’s Tylene Buck.
MARK: SHIT! A glass bottle just came out of nowhere and smacked Austin right in the head! Austin caught off guard. Wooden Stool shatters right over Austin’s head!
AL SNOW: Oh look, there’s Berserk.
MARK: Berserk working over Austin just simply tossing as many feet and fist Austin can handle. Austin trying to cover up. Berserk still going but Austin, who’s bleeding, is pretty much up on his feet. Austin absorbing the blows. Picks Berserk up and drops him with a spinebuster right onto the table and right through it!
AL SNOW: The Austin fans really into this match. Either that or they’re that other kind of Alcoholic.
MARK: And now, Austin stompin’ a mud hole in Berserk and walkin’ it dry!
AL SNOW: What?
MARK: I said….oh. Berserk trying to cover up but Austin is relentless. Austin picking up Berserk. STUN…NO! Berserk pushes off and catches Austin with a nice running clothesline! Austin, pardon the pun, stunned by the sudden shot. Berserk just about punts Austin’s head right off his body and Berserk trying to get Austin over by that old-style jukebox. Berserk with a pick up. Sends Austin right into….OH NO! What happened?
AL SNOW: Berserk doing to Austin what Purgatory did to The Retro Playa earlier but that’s not important. Did you see that huge electrical discharge? It’s pitch black from the feed. Austin may be out of it.
MARK: The electricity returns. Austin is out. Tylene Buck starting the count. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10! Austin’s out and Berserk beats Austin in a Bar Fight!
KITANA BAKER: Here is your winner by way of knock out….BERSERK!
AL SNOW: Never thought I’d see that happen.
Mark:Me Neither Al, me neither. I say its time to get back to the Sqaure Circle for some Ultimate Violence…
eWa Tag Team Championship Ultimate Violence Match
The Next Level(c) vs Mick Foley and Terry Funk
Kitana Baker:This next contest is an ULTIMATE VIOLENCE MATCH… For the eWa Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… The team of MICK FOLEY and TERRY FUNK…
(“Desperado” plays as Mick Foley and Terry Funk enter the arena…)
Kitana Baker:And their opponents… The eWa Tag Team Champions… ARRON MARX… ERIC STRYKER… THE NEXT LEVEL…
(“Make a Move” by the Lost Prophets plays as The Next Level walks in to the arena…)
Mark:This match up is going to be very violent Al…
Al Snow:I love this type of stuff Mark, this match is right up my alley…
Mark:Foley and Funk are right in the face of Arron and Eric… As both teams are doing a little bit of trash talking… I wonder if Mick if cracking some Al Snow jokes…
Al Snow:Real funny Mark… Real Funny…
Mark:Terry Funk slaps Arron Marx right in the face… Arron Marx nails the legend Terry Funk with right hands…
Al Snow:Arron is reacting to the slap and he is just taking it right to Terry Funk…
Mark:Mick Foley meanwhile is backing Eric Stryker in to the corner by nailing him with right hands…Foley with straight right hands knocking down Eric Stryker in the corner…Running knee to the face by Mick Foley to Eric Stryker…
Al Snow:Arron Marx whips Terry Funk in to the ropes… Terry Funk with a reversal…Back elbow by Terry Funk…
Mark:Mick Foley is bring some weapons in to the ring…
Al Snow:Mick just threw a steel chair to Terry Funk…
Mark:Arron Marx whips Terry Funk in to the ropes… Steel Chair shot to the head of Arron Marx by wrestling’s living legend Terry Funk…
Al Snow:There is only one way that this match up will end is when one team knocks out the other team…
Mark:Terry Funk opens him the steel chair… From behind however Eric Stryker takes out the leg leg of Terry Funk… Mick Foley comes back in to the ring and is going back to fighting with Eric Stryker…
Al Snow:Eric Stryker is blocking Mick Foley’s attacks…
Mark:Choplock by Arron Marx to the left leg of Mick Foley…
Al Snow:Both Terry Funk and Mick Foley have had problems with their legs in the past and now The Next Level is taking advantage of it…
Mark:Arron Marx grabs a singapore cane and is nailing Terry Funk right in the back with the singapore cane…
Al Snow:Eric has Mick Foley in a camel clutch… Shades of the Iron Shiek…
Mark:Arron now picks up a Steel Chair and nails Mick Foley right in the head with that steel chair…
Al Snow:Eric had Mick in the Camel Clutch and Arron nailed him in the head and Mick had no way to protect himself from the chair shot…
Mark:The referee is checking on Mick and he is still able to go…Eric Stryker just went to the outside of the ring and is bringing a spindle of barbed wire in to the ring…
Al Snow:Arron and Eric are wrapping their fists in barbed wire…
Mark:Both men are mounting Terry Funk and Mick Foley and nailing both men with right hands…
Al Snow:Mick and Terry are getting busted open right now from the barbed wire shots to the head…
Mark:Eric Stryker picks up Terry Funk and whips him hard in to the corner… Eric Stryker picks up a steel chair and charges in at Terry Funk…
Al Snow:Funk gets the boot up…
Mark:The chair gets knocked back in the face of Eric Stryker as the living legend Terry Funk fights back now…
Al Snow:Foley just tossed Arron Marx to the outside of the ring…As things are going to pick up…
Mark:Terry Funk grabs the singapore cane and nails Eric Stryker right in the head with the singapore cane… One more shot to the temple of Eric Stryker…
Al Snow:Mick just grabbed a 2×4 wrapped in barbed wire…
Mark:That is one of Mick Foley’s favorite weapons… As he now nails Arron Marx right in the head with the barbed wire 2×4…
Al Snow:Terry Funk is laying some of the barbed wire out that was on the spindle… And is looking to do some damage to Eric Stryker…
Mark:Russian Leg Sweep right in to the barbed wire by Terry Funk…
Al Snow:Mick Foley is moving some furniture around on the outside of the ring… As he has the steel steps in hand…
Mark:Steel Steps to the face of Arron Marx by Mick Foley…
Al Snow:Arron Marx has been busted open from the steel steps…
Mark:Eric Stryker gets sent in to the ropes by Terry Funk and Terry Funk with a drop toe hold in to the barbed wire…
Al Snow:What in the hell is Terry Funk doing right now?
Mark:Terry Funk is wrapping Eric Stryker up in the barbed wire…
Al Snow:This is a bad position for Eric Stryker to be in…
Mark:Mick Foley brings the steel steps in to the ring…
Al Snow:Terry Funk and Mick Foley are looking to take out Eric Stryker right now…
Mark:Mick Foley is now setting up Eric Stryker…
Al Snow:Arron Marx is back in and he nails Mick Foley from behind…
Mark:Terry Funk is now fighting with Arron Marx… Marx hammers Terry Funk with right hands… Arron Marx whips Terry Funk in to the ropes… Flapjack on to the steel steps…
Al Snow:Terry Funk’s head hit the steel steps…
Mark:Terry Funk is now bleeding…
Al Snow:It is not the first time he has bleed before…
Mark:The referee is checking on Terry Funk… And this match up is still going on… Eric Stryker is now back up on to his feet and it is now a double team on Terry Funk…Arron Marx and Eric Stryker hooks up Terry Funk… Double Brainbuster on to the steel steps…
Al Snow:I believe Terry Funk is knocked out cold…
Mark:The referee is asking for help for Terry Funk…
Al Snow:Looks like Wrestling’s Living Legend is out of this match up…
Mark:Mick Foley is back up on his feet and is putting up a fight against Arron and Eric…
Al Snow:Mick is just acting crazy right now…Just throwing right hands to Arron and Eric…
Mark:Clothesline from behind by Eric Stryker takes down Mick Foley… Eric Stryker is now mounting Mick Foley and is hammering him with right hands…
Al Snow:Arron Marx is bringing some weapons in to the ring…
Mark:Arron has brought a trash can and a couple of steel chairs in to the ring…
Al Snow:This is not going to be good…
Mark:Eric Stryker now charges at Mick Foley with a steel chair… Foley ducks out of the way…
Al Snow:Foley saw it coming…
Mark:Mick has the steel chair and he nails Arron Marx in the face…
Al Snow:Eric Stryker is back up…
Mark:Foley nails Eric Stryker in the midsection with the steel chair…
Al Snow:Mick is pulling him to the steel steps…
Mark:Double Arm DDT on to the steel steps… As Eric Stryker is out cold…
Al Snow:The referee agrees and is pulling him out of the ring… So it looks like we are down to Arron Marx and Mick Foley…
Mark:Foley now picks up the steel chair…
Al Snow:Marx has a steel chair as well…
Mark:Mick and Marx turn around… DOUBLE CHAIR SHOT!
Al Snow:Both men are knocked out cold…
Mark:The referee is checking on both men and he has stopped this match up…
Kitana Baker:The referee has ruled that both men have been knocked out and the result of this match up is a DRAW… But Still eWa Tag Team Champions… THE NEXT LEVEL…
Al Snow:They both had the same idea and they knocked each other out…
Mark:This thing between Mick Foley/Terry Funk and The Next Level is far from over…As we get set to go Trick or Treating…
Trick or Treat Match
The Dark One vs Frankie Kazarian
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Snow: What a hellacious match we just saw, between TWO gladiators for the ultimate glory, at Halloween Hellraiser…
Mark: Right you are, but now it is about time for a Trick or Treat Match, Frankie Kazarian will take on The Dark One….
KITANA BAKER: The following contest is the annual Halloween Hellraiser Trick Or Treat Match! The outcome of this match will be determined when one of the competitors finds the contract to face either Vertigo or Doug Kinsella for the EWA Championship of the world in November. Your referee for this match will be APRIL HUNTER!
(“Down In The Dark” by Nirvana plays throughout Lofsberg Lila Arena)
KITANA BAKER: Introducing first, from Salisbury Plain, England….THE DARK ONE!
Snow: Here comes The Dark One entering, as we are seeing Halloween bags of candy inside, as well as boxes, candy is secretly in everyone of these boxes, and one of the Twelve boxes, and other mystery objects, as well as the Twenty Trick or Treat bags, and Eighteen Buckets….
Mark: Well, secrets out now, you weren’t supposed to tell everybody, so in other words, Fifty trick or treat candy holders of different shapes and sizes are around the ring, at ringside, and everywhere possible?
(“I Am The Future” by Alice Cooper plays throughout Lofsberg Lila Arena)
KITANA BAKER: And his opponent, from Anaheim, CA….”THE FUTURE” FRANKIE KAZARIAN!
Snow: Right, as here comes Dark’s opponent, Frankie Kazarian…and Dark is putting something in a bag and filling it back up with candy as we see him throwing it at Kazarian, and Frankie spots the title shot inside, picks it up and wins?????
Mark: But wait, no, he has not won, because as he was about to celebrate the match never started, and it was a blank sheet….
Snow: Wow, Dark was smart, and now pounding away on Kazarian in the early going…
Mark: Cheap….
Snow: Well, cheap maybe, but smart definitely…
Mark: Well, none the less, they are in the ring as officially the bell sounds with the match underway…
Snow: Dark is now still all over Kazarian…
Mark: Now Kazarian is up, slopped around like he really knows where he is at, and a right hand sends him around, and a knife edge chop…
Snow: And no, he flops down face first into the mat, now what the hell is this? he has the candy, and just taking out a bite-size Three Musketeer’s bar?!
Mark: Chomps it all up, and now continuing the attack on Kazarian…but mistake…
Snow: Kazarian is up, and succeeds with a beautiful standing drop kick…the pin?
Mark: No pin, so Kazarian is now frustrated, and Forty-nine bags throughout the ring…which one?
Snow: He pick one of the containers…
Mark: And it is, a belt, a leather belt, and now, OUCH!!!!!
Snow: That hurt, he is just slapping that belt-to-back, not a good feeling, and Dark is in pain, but put his hand in a bag, and grabs a fizz ball, opens it is, and it fizzes, and he WOW!!!
Mark: He blinded Kazarian, and spit a fizz ball, in his face!!!
Snow: Reaching in the same bag, and grabs a OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!
Mark: The most dangerous weapon in all of wrestling, he puts the weaponry over his finger, and connects with the ONE FINGER!!!!
Snow: Kazarian has to be dead after that hellacious blow!!!!
Mark: That is about as low as it gets, Frankie staggers around the mat in severe pain, as Dark One takes the finger glove off, and now reaching into a container, and getting a Baseball glove…
Snow: What the hell is he doing?! this match is out of control…and here is the wind up, and the pitch, a strong punch with full force to Kazarian after he just made it to his feet after the finger, God that move hurts…
Mark: This match can not get any more abusive, and now, Kazarian back up, and a DDT onto that glove, and wait a minute!!! In one of those Forty-seven objects left, he has a pair of scissors, and he opens, and HOLY SHIT!!!!
Snow: Well, I don’t know if Dark One will be able to have kids after a God damn blow to the gonads…
Mark: I am loving this…an entertaining match to say the least…
Snow: WHAT THE HELL!! you liked that last move, God, you are screwed up inside, any way a back suplex to Dark, and the momentum has shifted here in the match….
Mark: NO, but this match overall is pure entertainment, you don’t get it, now, Kazarian looks into the Third bag, and finds…
Snow: TWO finger gloves!!!!!!!
Mark: NO, a goddess poke to the eye, this match now has turned cold…these two are going too far here, I can’t wait to see what Dark plans to do here…
Snow: Dark goes to a bucket, and sees, candy everywhere in the ring, and now he gets slid under the ropes, to the outside, as he is in pain, and Kazarian grabs a stuffed snake animal!!!!!
Mark: OH MY GOD, and now to the outside, choking the hell out of him with a cotton-like object, wow, I never seen anything like this, and outside now, here we go…
Snow: another object, this one outside, Forty-three left, and a music CD?
Mark: HE JUST SHATTERED THAT CD OVER DARK’S HEAD!!!!!!
Snow: Dark One gets up very fast after that move, and he gets charged at, and ducks a clothesline, and a jab, and now, he grabs a heavy object, and it is a brick, and OH MY FUCKING HOLY SHIT OF THE GOD OF GODS, Dark One just laid out Kazarian, and now I am in shock, this is just a Halloween Day Massacre…
Mark: Now we know why this is only a one time annual yearly thing, Jesus criminy…
Snow: Dark now signals the end…
Mark: The Dark One looking feverishly through the bags. There’s an EyeToy. Nope. Star Wars Trilogy. No luck. Side Salads. Still no luck. Okay, who put a dildo in that bag?
Snow: Why are you asking me?
Mark: Monopoly EWA edition, Fish Food, Green Apples, Pillows. Just one useless gift after another.
Snow: Hey! An Al Snow action figure! That’s not worthless!
Mark: The Dark One emptying bag after bag. There it is! There’s the contract! April Hunter signaling for the bell and this match is over!
KITANA BAKER: The winner of the Trick Or Treat Match and NEW number one contender to the EWA Championship of the world….THE DARK ONE!
Al Snow: Now Dark One steps up to the big time. It’s him and Vertigo and it’s in November.
Mark:The going to be wild, I cant wait to see that one… Now our next match up is going to be wild, as Raven and Triple H settle a score in the Birds of Prey Match…
Birds of Prey Match
Raven vs Triple H
Kitana Baker:Our next contest is a Birds of Prey Match…Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… A Member of Degeneration X… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H walks to the Bird Cage…)
Kitana Baker:His opponent… From The Bowerly… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… RAVEN…
(“Nevermore” Plays as Raven walks in to the arena…)
Mark:The Bird Cage is being raised with both men inside…
Al Snow:This is one crazy match that Omega came up with…
Mark:I totally agree…This is one crazy match up… One man will take a big ass drop in to a pit of Barbed Wire…
Al Snow:It doesn’t top the Kennel from Hell Match…But it is still Crazy…
Mark:There they go…
Al Snow:Look at Raven and Triple H go at it… They are just brawling in that cage…
Mark:Triple H trips up Raven and now takes him down and starts hammering him with right hands…
Al Snow:The Bird Cage is going to play a big factor as the cage shakes when they move around…
Mark:Triple H now picks up Raven and slams him back down…
Al Snow:Raven has wanted to take on Triple H for months and now this is his chance, but at the moment Triple H is taking it to him…
Mark:To spice this match up a little bit… There are different weapons hanging in the cage… So who knows what these two men will do to once another…
Al Snow:I want to see these guys destroy each other…
Mark:Triple H is now pulling down a wooden poll that was hanging in the cage… Triple H now waits for Raven to get back up and Triple H takes out Raven’s leg with the wooden stick…The stick broke when Triple H hit Raven and Triple H is choking Raven with part of the wooden stick…
Al Snow:Raven is having the life choked out of him right now…
Mark:The Game is now looking at the surroundings…
Al Snow:He is trying to figure out a way to throw Raven out of the Bird Cage…
Mark:There are two different cage doors… One on each side of the cage…Triple H now picks up Raven…
Al Snow:Low Blow…
Mark:As you said Al, Raven nails Triple H with a low blow getting himself back in to this match… Raven back up and is now hammering Triple H in the back with the wooden stick…
Al Snow:Raven is letting out his aggression that has built up for months with those shots…
Mark:The Game holds on to his back as he stands back up… Russian Leg Sweep by Raven using part of the wooden stick as well…
Al Snow:The Cage is moving a lot more now…
Mark:Raven is pulling down a steel chain and is wrapping his fist with the steel chain…
Al Snow:Raven is about to really open up on Triple H…
Mark:As Raven mounts Triple H he is now nailing him with right hands with the steel chain wrapped around his right hand…
Al Snow:Triple H is trying his best to cover up… But it is not working well right now…
Mark:Raven is now choking Triple H with the steel chain…
Al Snow:I believe Triple H is in a lot of trouble right now…
Mark:Raven now opening up the bird cage door…
Al Snow:As Jim Ross would say Mark, Business is about to pick up…
Mark:Yes it is… Raven grabs Triple H by the hair and is pulling him over towards the door…
Al Snow:Triple H just saw his future and that’s a pit of Barbed Wire that is a long ways down…
Mark:The Game with elbows to the midsection of Raven… Blocking him from throwing him out of the cage…
Al Snow Triple H is now trying to push Raven out of the cage…
Mark:Raven blocks Triple H… And now both men are trading right hands back and forth…The Game with a stiff kick to the midsection and he nails Raven with a DDT…
Al Snow:The Game is now trying to take control of this contest…
Mark:Triple H now grabs the steel chain and is now opening up on Raven with right hands…
Al Snow:Triple H is trying to bust open Raven…As he just grabbed the wooden stick and is digging it in to the forehead of Raven…
Mark:And you can see the blood starting to trickle out of Raven’s forehead…
Al Snow:Not trickling… Its starting to flow out of Raven’s forehead…
Mark:The Game now with the evil smile on his face… As Triple H nails Raven with a piledriver…
Al Snow:Raven has been laid by Triple H and all Triple H has to do is throw him out of the bird cage…
Mark:Triple H is doing what he does best and is trash talking Raven at the moment…
Al Snow:Triple H running his mouth… That’s nothing new…
Mark:Triple H grabs Raven by the hair and is starting to throw him out of the cage…
Al Snow:Raven is almost out…As he is doing his best to hold on…
Mark:Raven begins to kick Triple H in the midsection… And is able to pull himself back in to the cage…Raven now fires back and rams his head in to the midsection of Triple H…
Al Snow:Raven has lost a tremendous amount of blood…
Mark:EVENFLOW!
Al Snow:That’s it… Triple H has to be out…
Mark:Raven now needs to throw Triple H out of the cage and he will win this first ever Birds of Prey Match…
Al Snow:Raven is struggling to pick up Triple H as the blood lost is having an effect on him right now…
Mark:Raven now has Triple H half way out of the door…
Al Snow:Hunter is holding on for his life…
Mark:Triple H with a poke to the eye stopping Raven from throwing him out of the cage…
Al Snow:Triple H was almost out of the cage…But this match up is still going on…
Mark:Triple H now kicks Raven in the midsection… Hangman’s neckbreak by the former World Champion…
Al Snow:The Game looks like he is going to throw him out of the bird cage…
Mark:Triple H grabs Raven by the hair and he THROWS RAVEN OUT OF THE CAGE!
Al Snow:OH MY GOD!
Mark:Raven just got thrown out of the cage… Triple H has collapsed in the bird cage…
Al Snow:Um… Mark…
Mark:What?
Al Snow:The bell didn’t ring…
Mark:Your right… Whats going on…
Al Snow:Im looking at the nest of barbed wire… And there is no Raven…
Mark:Look at the cage… Raven held on to the cage and is pulling himself back in to the cage…
Al Snow:Triple H is screaming for the crew to lower the bird cage… He has no idea this match up is still going on…
Mark:Raven is back in the cage…
Al Snow:Triple H is screaming out the other side of the bird cage…
Mark:DROPKICK BY RAVEN! TRIPLE H HAS FALLEN OUT OF THE CAGE!
Al Snow:Triple H hit the barbed wire…
Mark:The referee has called for the bell and this match up is over…
Kitana Baker:Here is your winner RAVEN…
Al Snow:Raven did what he said he was going to do and he beat Triple H here tonight…
Mark:Yes he did… Triple H is being helped out of the arena by medical personnel…We have to get set for our next match up…
eWa X Championship Trick Ladder Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs William McConnell
Kitana Baker:Our next contest is a TRICK LADDER Match and is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The Co-Vice President of the eWa… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL…
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… A Member of Degeneration X… The eWa X Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels walks in to the arena…)
Mark:Al, this one is going to be very interesting…
Al Snow:Yes it will… With Purgatory providing the ladders for this match up, who knows what he can happen in this match up, plus Shawn Michaels is in the match and he is know for pulling out all the stops…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and William McConnell are face to face in the center of the ring looking up at the eWa X Championship hanging above the ring…
Al Snow:They both want the gold, only one man can walk out with the gold…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and William McConnell are locking horns in the center of the ring… Both men battling for position…
Al Snow:Neither man is backing down from the other…
Mark:William McConnell now backs Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… McConnell nails HBK with chops to the midsection… William McConnell whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a back body drop…
Al Snow:Shawn Michaels went for one hell of a ride…
Mark:William McConnell now waits for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet… Dropkick by William McConnell knocking Shawn Michaels over the top rope and to the floor goes Shawn Michaels…
Al Snow:Shawn Michaels is pissed off… He can not believe what is going on right now…
Mark:William McConnell now goes to the outside of the ring after Shawn Michaels…
Al Snow:Shawn Michaels is running away from William McConnell…
Mark:HBK rolls back in to the ring and nails William McConnell with a baseball slide as he was coming back in to the ring…
Al Snow:Shawn suckered William backed in to the ring…Which is a smart veteran move…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now on the outside with William McConnell… HBK with a hard irish whip sending William McConnell hard in to the steel steps…
Al Snow:Shawn is going for one of the ladders that is around the ring…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid brings a ladder in to the ring and sets it up in to the corner… As William McConnell slowly rolls back in to the ring…Shawn Michaels picks up William McConnell and whips William McConnell in to the ladder…
Al Snow:Willy went face first in to the ladder and I know from past experience that the ladder hurts…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is taking it to William McConnell right now… As Shawn Michaels scoops up and slams William McConnell straight down to the canvas…
Al Snow:Shawn has the ladder…
Mark:HBK is standing over William McConnell with the ladder…
Al Snow:Low Blow!
Mark:McConnell with a stiff kick to the lower section of Shawn Michaels… As he now drops the ladder… McConnell gets back up and now nails Shawn Michaels with a couple of right hands… Shawn Michaels gets whipped in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick by William McConnell taking out Shawn Michaels…
Al Snow:William now has the ladder…
Mark:HBK gets back up on to his feet and turns around and William McConnell runs with the ladder and nails Shawn Michaels right in the face with the ladder…
Al Snow:William McConnell took his head off with the ladder…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid now staggers back up to his feet and William nails Shawn Michaels in the face with the ladder again and sends him over the top rope and to the floor goes Shawn Michaels…
Al Snow:William McConnell is now setting up the ladder and is looking to go after the eWa X Championship… And it is smart to do it with Shawn Michaels down on the outside of the ring…
Mark:McConnell is climbing up to get the gold…
Al Snow:He is close to he gold Mark…
Mark:The rungs on the ladder bent… As William was climbing to get the gold…
Al Snow:That is one of the tricks of the Trick Ladder Match…
Mark:William McConnell now throws the ladder to the side… And is going to the outside of the ring to get another ladder…
Al Snow:Shawn Michaels has been busted open after the two ladder shots to the head he took a few moments ago…
Mark:William McConnell rolls Shawn Michaels back in to the ring as he also brings another ladder in to the ring…
Al Snow:He is probably hoping that the ladder doesn’t give out on him like the first one did…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets scooped up and slammed straight down to the ladder…
Al Snow:I think we are about to see a high risk move coming up… As William McConnell is heading to the top rope…
Mark:10.0 Frog Splash Connects on to Shawn Michaels who was laid out on to the ladder…
Al Snow:That was one hell of a move by William McConnell… The best frog splash however is Rob Van Dam’s… But that is a story for another time…
Mark:Yes it is as Shawn Michaels is rolling around the ring in pain… As William McConnell is setting up the ladder and is beginning his climb to get the gold…
Al Snow:Shawn Michaels is in a lot of pain… Plus the amount of blood he is losing…
Mark:William McConnell is now getting close to the gold…
Al Snow:Shawn is up Mark…
Mark:HBK pushes the ladder over and William McConnell goes crashing to the mat hard…
Al Snow:This is giving Shawn Michaels some time to regroup… As he has taken a lot of punishment from William McConnell…
Mark:The Ladder is now setup in the corner by Shawn Michaels… HBK slams William McConnell straight down to the canvas…
Al Snow:Shawn has that look in his eye that he is going to pull off something big…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has William by the legs and he sling shots William McConnell in to the ladder…
Al Snow:Look at that… The ladder fell back down on to William after he hit the mat…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now grabs the ladder and sets it up once again in to the corner…Belly to back suplex by Shawn Michaels laying out William McConnell…
Al Snow:The Showstopper is starting to come out of Shawn Michaels… As he is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels rides the ladder down on to William McConnell…
Al Snow:That is the Shawn Michaels we have all grown to love over the years…
Mark:HBK is now setting up the ladder…
Al Snow:So far Shawn Michaels isn’t having any problems with the ladder…
Mark:HBK is close to the gold…
Al Snow:He is about one rung away from getting the eWa X Championship…
Mark:The rung gives out on Shawn Michaels… As he got to the top rung of the ladder…
Al Snow:This is going to give William some time to get back up and get back in to this match up…
Mark:William McConnell is now up and is waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Al Snow:Look at William right now… He is tuning up the band just like Shawn Michaels does…
Mark:Yes he is… Shawn Michaels turns around… THE ANSWER!
Al Snow:Shawn Michaels has been laid out with a move that Shawn Michaels has laid out plenty of people with over the year…
Mark:William McConnell rolls to the outside and is bringing another ladder in to the ring… As he is ready to get the gold…
Al Snow:There is no movement with Shawn Michaels right now…
Mark:William McConnell is now climbing up the ladder to get the gold…
Al Snow:He is a few rungs away from getting the gold…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now starting to move…
Al Snow:Will is touching the gold…
Mark:LOW BLOW by Shawn Michaels to William McConnell…
Al Snow:Will was so so close to getting the eWa X Title and Shawn Michaels stopped him in his tracks…
Mark:Shawn Michaels pulls William McConnell down the ladder and nails him with a belly to back suplex off the ladder…
Al Snow:Both men are down now Mark… I believe Shawn used all of his energy to stop William from getting the gold…
Mark:William is the first one back up on his feet…
Al Snow:Shawn is up as well…
Mark:Right hand by Shawn Michaels… William with a right hand… Back and forth go both men… William McConnell whips Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… HBK comes off the ropes and ducks the clothesline… Shawn comes off the ropes and nails William with a flying forearm shot… HBK quickly nips back up to his feet…
Al Snow:I believe this is the part where Rhino would say… Vintage Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Yes it would be… McConnell is back up and Shawn Michaels hooks him up and drops him with a vertical suplex…
Al Snow:Shawn Michaels is taking back control…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band right now…
Al Snow:It is time for the knockout shot Mark…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUS… NO! William McConnell ducks the superkick from Shawn Michaels… Spinebuster by William McConnell driving Shawn Michaels hard in to the mat…
Al Snow:William is now setting up the ladder and is going back after the gold…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is starting to move…And is climbing up the other side of the ring…
Al Snow:William is close to the gold…
Mark:Right hand by Shawn Michaels… Right hand by William McConnell knocking Shawn Michaels down a rung…
Al Snow:William is close to the gold…
Mark:Shawn Michaels just pulled something out of his tights…
Al Snow:What is it?
Mark:Shawn just threw powder in to the face of William McConnell…
Al Snow:I haven’t seen someone use the powder to the face move in a long time…
Mark:Shawn shoves William off the ladder…
Al Snow:I believe William is down and out…
Mark:Shawn Michaels grabs the gold… And this match up is over…
Kitana Baker:Here is your winner and STILL eWa X Champion SHAWN MICHAELS…
Al Snow:Shawn pulled a trick out of his bag here on Halloween and he is still the eWa X Champion…
Mark:It has been a strange night and we still have plenty more to get to… So lets head to the ring for our next match…
eWa Championship Final Moments Match
Vertigo(c) vs Doug Kinsella
MARK: Before we get to the EWA Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship Rule Of The Wraith Match, the Monthly title is set to be defended here tonight in Karlstad, Sweden; the hometown of Frankenstein. One more time, we go to location as Vertigo is set to defend his EWA Championship against weekly regular Doug Kinsella making a brief stop on the month card after getting dealt something personal.
AL SNOW: I don’t think so, Mark. I think he tried the “I really have time for weekly but I’m gonna slide over to monthly for another title” trick. So much dishonesty to deal with. It really shows how much man you are when you can say how much time you may have or who you are. Some people go through so much to get something when honesty works just fine. Forget the truth, I gotta make a lotta stuff up to get such and such! It’s sad, Mark.
MARK: It’s just those people you have to deal with. Right now, we go to the Hardcore Theater feed and the cemetery created for this match is well lit as I can make out exploding tables, tube lights, barbed wire and a few more Death Match goodies. Lots of open burial plots. There’s Shannon Ward A.K.A. Daffney from the defunct WCW. I guess she’s the ref for this match. There’s Doug Kinsella. It looks like he’s looking for Vertigo.
AL SNOW: The guy sitting on that tombstone smoking on the cigarette is Vertigo unless Doug Kinsella is blind.
MARK: Kinsella sees him and walks on over like he’s gonna win this easy. Vertigo tosses the cigarette into Kinsella’s face ALA Scott Hall and follows with a quick football tackle right into the ribs of the stunned Kinsella! Kinsella in some pain as Vertigo goes one of the open caskets. What will he grab from out of that burial plot? HOLY SHIT! VERTIGO HAS AN AX!
AL SNOW: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to extreme.
MARK: He makes a swing at Kinsella barely missing him! Kinsella’s looking at Vertigo like he’s crazy!
AL SNOW: He’s not crazy. He’s the guy who listens to the word “extreme” in Extreme Wrestling Alliance.
MARK: Now Kinsella’s running from Vertigo and rightfully so. With nothing to defend himself with, all Kinsella can do is run his ass of as Vertigo gives chase like some mad movie screen killer. Kinsella and Vertigo running through the cemetery and ducks into that charnel house to try and buy some time. Vertigo saw him go in there. I don’t see him getting much time. Not with a wooden door on that house. Vertigo hacking away at that door and that door not holding up to the power of Vertigo’s blows with the ax. Vertigo makes a small hole and peeks in.
AL SNOW: Heerreesss Robby!
MARK: Vertigo all the sudden stumbling away from the door. He’s holding his eyes. Did Kinsella throw something in his eyes or something? Kinsella coming out of the charnel house and he’s got a shovel! BOOM! Kinsella nearly knocks Vertigo into next year’s Hellraiser with that shot! Another shot for good measure as Kinsella now drags Vertigo and sets him reclining against a tombstone. Huge shovel shot and against that tombstone, Vertigo had no give!
AL SNOW: The only thing that did give was the shovel! It shattered into little pieces!
MARK: Kinsella not wasting time. Snapmare into the burial plot! I never thought I would say that! Kinsella has a chance to win this match! Kinsella closes the lid! All he has to do is put some dirt on that casket and he wins this! Kinsella looking for a shovel now. He’s headed back to that charnel house. Must’ve been more than one shovel in there.
AL SNOW: This is a huge mistake. All he had to do was use that shovel head from the broken shovel and put dirt in there fast.
MARK: He’s still young in this business, Al. He doesn’t think like a veteran would. He’s gonna do what he saw on TV. Kinsella going into the house. Look at the size of that hole Vertigo put into that door. Here comes Kinsella and sure enough, he has another shovel. Making his way back to the plot where he put Vertigo in.
AL SNOW: See? Vertigo’s nowhere to be found. And look what happens to be lying nearby; an Exploding Barbwire Table.
MARK: Vertigo once again nowhere….SHIT! Kinsella eats a face-full of tube light as Vertigo comes at him full force! Kinsella hurting like all hell as Vertigo picks him up. Vertigo just drove Kinsella into that tombstone with the Fear Factor! Has he lost his damn mind? Kinsella’s got to be broken in half!
AL SNOW: Vertigo never had a mind, Mark!
MARK: Vertigo now moving toward the Barbwire Exploding Table. Positions it so its vertical across the burial plot. Vertigo with a hand of Kinsella and positioning him. FEAR FACTOR THROUGH THE EXPLODING BARBWIRE TABLE RIGHT INTO THE BURIAL PLOT! Pieces of table everywhere as Kinsella lay inside the casket. Vertigo hops into the plot removing some of that table to try and close the casket. Piece after piece of table flying from the plot and Kinsella now in the casket. Vertigo slams it shut! The only thing left is to move all that dirt onto the casket. Vertigo climbs out the plot and grabs the shovel that Kinsella got out of that house! He’s shoveling the dirt onto the casket! More and more of that pile of dirt beginning to disappear as it fills the plot. Vertigo picking up the pace and that hole’s about half full. Kinsella still in the casket. If he wakes up, he might have a chance to get out and continue this. Vertigo fills the plot! Shannon Ward signals! It’s over! Vertigo retains!
AL SNOW: Another one bites the dust.
KITANA BAKER: Here is your winner by way of match stipulations….and STILL EWA CHAMPION OF THE WORLD….VERTIGO!
MARK: It’s been the same thing for months now, Vertigo retains and I’m starting to wonder if anyone here can beat him.
AL SNOW: Well I gotta go get ready for history of my own, Mark. Hey! Why is it dark all the sudden?
MARK: You got me. So much for dark. Who’s that standing in the spotlight? IT’S OZZY! Everyone worship Omega now!
AL SNOW: A song before the main event gives me time to get ready.
I’m living on an endless road
Around the world for rock and roll
Sometimes it feels so tough
But I still ain’t had enough
I keep saying that it’s getting too much
But I know I’m a liar
Feeling all right in the noise and the light
But that’s what lights my fire
Hellraiser,
In the thunder and heat
Hellraiser,
Rock you back in your seat
Hellraiser,
And I’ll make it come true
Hellraiser,
I’ll put a spell on you
Walking out on another stage,
Another town, another place
Sometimes I don’t feel right
Nerves wound up too damn tight
People keep telling me it’s bad for my health
But kicking back don’t make it
Out of control,
I play the ultimate role
But that’s what lights my fire
Hellraiser,
In the thunder and heat
Hellraiser,
Rock you back in your seat
Hellraiser,
And I’ll make it come true
Hellraiser,
I’ll put a spell on you
I’m living on an endless road
Around the world for rock and roll
Sometimes it feels so tough
But I still ain’t had enough
I keep saying that it’s getting too much
But I know I’m a liar
Feeling all right in the noise and the light
But that’s what lights my fire
Hellraiser,
In the thunder and heat
Hellraiser,
Rock you back in your seat
Hellraiser,
And I’ll make it come true
Hellraiser,
I’ll put a spell on you
HELLRAISER….
MARK: OZZY! OZZY! The FTW Champion is ready for action so lets get to the ring for the next contest.
FTW Championship Extreme Crucification Match
Payne Killer(c) vs Lone Jobber
Kitana Baker:This next match up is…
(“Jesus Walks” plays as Payne Killer enters the arena…)
Payne Killer:All night long I have had to watch my back, but now I have taken things in to my own hands… Lone Jobber, you didn’t want to show up, well, I decide to take things in to my own hands…
Al Snow:What in the hell does that mean…
Mark:Look at the Crucifix…
Al Snow:That’s Ned and Jay…
Payne Killer:That’s a message to everyone in this company, if you want the FTW Title… YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME!
Mark:Payne Killer means business…
Payne Killer:Since I am out here, lets decide the Undisputed Championship NOW!
Mark:Looks like we are going to have our Undisputed Championship Match up right here and now…
eWa Undisputed Championship Rule of Wrath Elimination Match
Payne Killer vs Demon Child vs Arron Marx vs ???
Kitana Baker:This next contest is a Rule of Wrath Elimination Match and is for the Undisputed Championship… Introducing first already in the ring… From Selma, Ca… PAYNE KILLER…His opponent… From Seattle, Washington… DEMON CHILD…
(“Devil without a cause” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker:Their opponent… From Manhattan, New York…One half of the eWa Tag Team Champions… ARRON MARX…
(“Make a Move” by the Lost Prophets plays as Arron Marx enters the arena…)
Kitana Baker:And their opponent…
Al Snow:Who is the fourth man?
Mark:I have no idea…
Kitana Baker:From Lima, Ohio… AL SNOW…
(“What does everybody want” plays in the arena…)
Al Snow:What? Me?
Mark:Yes you… Go to the ring…
Al Snow:Here I go…
Kitana Baker:This first fall will be First Blood…
Mark:The first one to bleed is going to be eliminated from the first fall… Arron Marx who was involved in a brutal match up earlier in the evening is coming right out and opening up on Demon Child with right hands… Arron Marx whips Demon Child in to the corner… Marx charges in and Demon gets his foot up… Al Snow has finally made it to the ring and is fighting with the FTW Champion Payne Killer… Payne Killer kicks Al Snow in the midsection and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…Demon Child now whips Arron Marx in to the ropes… Reversal by Arron Marx and he nails Demon Child with a flap jack…Joining me now is Rhino…
Rhino:I made it…
Mark:And you are here to witness a wild match up… Al Snow rakes the eyes of Payne Killer… As he scoops him up and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Arron Marx has brought a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:Marx whips Demon in to the ropes… Arron swings the steel chair and he nails Demon Child right in the face…
Rhino:Ouch… That’s gonna leave a mark…
Mark:Demon Child holds his head making sure it is not bleeding… Al Snow pushes Payne Killer in to Arron Marx…
Rhino:Payne Killer and Arron Marx are now fighting it out…
Mark:Payne Killer whips Arron Marx in to the ropes…Arron comes off and Payne Killer drives him in to the canvas with a spinebuster…
Rhino:Al Snow is bringing a couple different weapons in to the ring…
Mark:Al Snow has a nunchucks… And he is whipping the back of Demon Child…
Rhino:Payne Killer now has the steel chair and opens it up in the middle of the ring…
Mark:Marx gets whipped in to the ropes by Payne Killer again… Reversal by Arron Marx and Marx drop toe holds Payne Killer on to the steel chair…
Rhino:Al Snow is choking the life out of Demon Child with the nunchucks…
Mark:Payne Killer now is on the outside of the ring and is bringing what looks like to be a barbed wire bat in to the ring…
Rhino:He is looking to do some damage…
Mark:Payne Killer is back in to the ring with the barbed wire bat…
Rhino:He is lining up Arron Marx with the barbed wire bat…
Mark:Al Snow is on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child is staggering back up to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow throws a trash can and a steel chair in to the ring… Demon Child is back up… Payne Killer swings the barbed wire bat… Arron Marx ducks… Payne Killer nails Demon Child with the barbed wire bat…
Rhino:Demon Child took the hit that was ment for Arron Marx…
Mark:The referee is checking on Demon Child…
Rhino:He is bleeding… Demon Child is bleeding which means he is gone…
Kitana Baker:Demon Child has been eliminated…
Rhino:Demon can not believe it…
Kitana Baker:The next fall will be fought inside a Steel Cage…
Mark:The Cage is coming down and all three men are trying to get as many weapons in to the ring before the cage comes down…
Rhino:There is a lot of weapons inside the cage as well…
Mark:From behind Arron Marx goes after Al Snow… While Payne Killer watches them go at it… DDT by Arron Marx to Al Snow…
Rhino:Payne Killer has a singapore cane…
Mark:Marx turns around and Arron ducks the singapore cane shot… Marx grabs the cane and nails Payne Killer in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:He laid out Payne Killer with that shot…
Mark:Al Snow covers him right away 1…………………………….2………………………Payne Killer gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Arron Marx nails Al Snow in the back now with the singapore cane…
Mark:Arron Marx brings Al Snow over to the corner… And is now choking him with the singapore cane…
Rhino:Marx is now putting Al Snow up on the top rope…
Mark:Marx is climbing up to the top as well…
Rhino:Payne Killer is up and now has Arron Marx on his shoulders…
Mark:Arron still has Al Snow hooked… Superplex from the shoulders of Payne Killer driving Al Snow in to the canvas…
Rhino:All three men took the fall on that one…
Mark:Payne Killer now covers Al Snow 1…………………………….2…………………………… Al Snow kicks out…
Rhino:Payne Killer is once again fighting with Arron Marx…
Mark:Marx has to be worn down by now after the brutal match up earlier in the night…Rake to the eyes by Arron Marx to Payne Killer and he nails Marx with a double arm DDT…
Rhino:Al Snow is getting back up to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow has a trash can and is waiting for Arron Marx to turn around… Trash Can to head of Arron Marx…
Rhino:What is Al doing now…
Mark:Al Snow puts the trash can on the head of Arron Marx…
Rhino:Al now has a steel chair… And so does Payne Killer…
Mark:Payne Killer and Al Snow are looking at one another…
Rhino:What could be going through their minds…
Mark:CON-CHAIR-TO! By Al Snow and Payne Killer to Arron Marx’s whose head was in the trash can…
Rhino:Arron Marx has to be out cold…
Mark:Payne Killer pulls the trash can off of Arron Marx…And goes for the cover… No he isn’t… Al Snow grabs Payne Killer and throws Payne Killer in to the steel cage…
Rhino:That’s Al Snow taking advantage of the situation…
Mark:Al Snow now covers Arron Marx 1………………………………………2………………………………………3………… Arron Marx is out of this match up…
Kitana Baker:Arron Marx has been eliminated…
Rhino:We are down to two men… Al Snow and Payne Killer…
Kitana Baker:The final fall will be under Last Man Standing Rules…
Mark:It is Al Snow… The Monthly Announcer going up against the current FTW Champion Payne Killer…
Rhino:We will have a winner tonight…
Mark:Payne Killer and Al Snow are now face to face in the center of the ring… Snow strikes first as he nails Payne Killer with straight right hands…
Rhino:Payne Killer is firing right back…
Mark:Al Snow whips Payne Killer in to the ropes… Payne Killer comes off the ropes and gets hit with a back body drop…
Rhino:Al Snow grabs a frying pan…
Mark:Payne Killer turns around and gets nailed with the frying pan right in the head…
Rhino:That was one hell of a shot by Al Snow…
Mark:Al Snow now picks up the trash can and is putting it between the turnbuckles…
Rhino:What is Al Snow going to do now?
Mark:Payne Killer is back up on to his feet… Al Snow grabs him by the head… Payne Killer elbows Al Snow and now Payne Killer grabs Al Snow by the hair and he rams Al Snow head first in to the trash can…
Rhino:That is going to have ringing in the ears of Al Snow…
Mark:Payne Killer now whips Al Snow in to the ropes… Hot Shot on to the top rope by Payne Killer dropping him on the top rope…
Rhino:Al Snow is spinning around…
Mark:Payne Killer clothesline Al Snow over the top rope and to the floor goes Al Snow…
Rhino:Payne Killer is going right out after him…
Mark:Payne Killer is pulling out the wood from underneath the ring…
Rhino:Al Snow is in a lot of trouble…
Mark:Payne Killer has the table setup and is laying out Al Snow on the table…
Rhino:Payne Killer is now on the top rope…
Mark:Splash From the top rope… Al Snow moved out of the way and Payne Killer goes through the table…
Rhino:Al Snow moved out of the way at the last second and Payne Killer went right through the table…
Mark:Al Snow is now pulling out a ladder from underneath the ring…
Rhino:Payne Killer is struggling to get back up to his feet…
Mark:Al Snow has also pulled out another table from underneath the ring…
Rhino:Al Snow is now laying out Payne Killer on the table…
Mark:Right now Al Snow is opening up the ladder and is set to climb up to the top of the ladder…
Rhino:Al Snow is going to take a chance right now…
Mark:Payne Killer is back up on his feet…And is starting to climb up the other side of the ladder to meet up with Al Snow at the top of the ladder…
Rhino:Looks like they are going to slugging it out at the top of the ladder…
Mark:Right hands back and forth by both men…
Rhino:They are really battling…
Mark:Al Snow has just knocked Payne Killer down a couple of rungs…
Rhino:Al Snow is looking down at the table…
Mark:Payne Killer is being pulled up a couple of rungs… As Al Snow hooks up Payne Killer… Payne Killer blocks the front face suplex…
Rhino:Payne Killer is fighting back…
Mark:Payne Killer with an upper cut to Al Snow… Payne Killer now lays Al Snow out on the top of the ladder…
Rhino:Al Snow is in a lot of trouble…
Mark:Payne Killer puts Al Snow on his shoulder… POWERSLAM FROM THE LADDER THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:What a move by Payne Killer driving Al Snow right through the table…
Rhino:I don’t believe what I just saw…
Mark:The referee is beginning his count… Counting out both men…
Rhino:I don’t think Al Snow is going to get up…
Mark:Five… Six… Seven…
Rhino:Payne Killer is up…
Mark:Eight… Nine… Ten… ITS OVER! NEW CHAMPION!
Kitana Baker:Here is your winner and NEW eWa Undisputed Champion PAYNE KILLER…
Rhino:Payne Killer did it… He is now the Top Guy in the eWa…
Mark:The Undisputed Championship is now in possession of Payne Killer…
Rhino:I can not believe it…
Mark:Payne Killer is now the Undisputed Champion… He has all the pressure in the world now… How much can he handle we will have to wait and see… For Rhino… For Al Snow who joined me the entire night… I am Mark… We will see you all at Any Given Sunday… Happy Halloween Everyone…
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