November 2 Dismember 2004

Mark:Welcome everyone to Indianapolis, Indiana… And welcome to November 2 Dismember…And what a night we have for everyone here tonight…

Rhino:This is shaping up to be a wild night…

Mark:Our Main Event is for the eWa Undisputed Championship… In which Raven defends against Subway…

Rhino:This one has turned personal…

Mark:Raven has been in Subway’s head we will see if Subway can get the job done here tonight…

Rhino:I cant wait to see that…

Mark:Also here tonight the eWa X Champion Shawn Michaels defends against Prodigy… Subway’s TLC TV Title Division gets started tonight… As Demon Child defends the eWa Television Championship against Joe Mazaranno, Grin and Amazing Red…

Rhino:This night is going to be awesome…

Mark:We have a lot to get to… So lets not waste any time and get set for our first match up…

Darien vs Eric Stryker

Pa Announcer:Tonights opening match is set for one fall… Introducing first from New York City… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… One half of the eWa Tag Team Champions… ERIC STRYKER…

(“The Lost Prophets” plays as Eric Stryker enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And his opponent… From Glen Burnie, Md… Weighing in at 239 Pounds… DARIEN…

(“The Way You Like It” by Adema plays as Darien enters the arena…)

Mark:Both men with a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:This is Darien’s eWa Debut and he is up against a champion…

Mark:We are going to see if Darien can hang in the eWa… As Darien goes behind Eric Stryker… Stryker goes behind Darien and takes him down to the canvas… Eric Stryker gets on the back of Darien and slaps him in the back of the head…

Rhino:Darien didn’t like that at all…

Mark:Eric Stryker waits for Darien to get back up to his feet… Stryker scoops up and slams Darien straight down to the canvas… Eric Stryker whips Darien in to the ropes… Reversal by Darien… Stryker comes off the ropes and Darien nails him with a dropkick…

Rhino:That dropkick caught Eric Stryker right in the face…

Mark:Eric Stryker back up on his feet… Darien kicks him in the midsection and he hooks him up with a front face suplex…Darien goes for a quick cover 1……………………….2………………… Eric Stryker gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Darien needs to stay on Eric Stryker if he wants to get the win here tonight…

Mark:Darien hooks up Eric Stryker as he hooks him up and holds him up in a vertical suplex…

Rhino:He is letting the blood drop to Eric Stryker’s head…

Mark:Stalling Vertical Suplex connects as he dropped Eric Stryker straight down to the canvas… Darien goes for another cover 1…………………………2……………………… Eric Stryker gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:Right now Darien has taken complete control of this match up…

Mark:Darien now whips Eric Stryker in to the corner… Darien now drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Eric Stryker in the corner…

Rhino:He is just taking it to him and Eric Stryker is in some trouble…

Mark:Darien puts Eric Stryker up on to the top rope…

Rhino:This is not going to be good…

Mark:Eric Stryker blocks the superplex… And he knocks Darien off the top rope back down to the canvas…

Rhino:Darien is back up…

Mark:Missle Dropkick from the top rope by Eric Stryker connecting to Darien…

Rhino:That was a nice dropkick…

Mark:Eric Stryker covers Darien 1………………………………2……………………………Darien gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Darien is now on the defensive as Eric Stryker is starting to gain momentum…

Mark:Eric Stryker is up on the middle rope as Darien staggers to his feet… Bulldog from the top rope by Eric Stryker connecting on Darien…

Rhino:I think Eric Stryker could have him right here…

Mark:Eric Stryker covers Darien 1………………………………2…………………………… Darien gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Right now the Tag Team Champion is going to finish this match up off…

Mark:Darien staggers up… Head on Collision by Eric Stryker…

Rhino:Bulldog to his knee… That’s gotta hurt…

Mark:Eric Stryker covers Darien again 1………………………………………2………………………………3….NO! Darien gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was so close… Very Close…

Mark:Eric Stryker is now setting up Darien for the Lights Out…

Rhino:If he hits it…This match up will be over…

Mark:Eric Stryker goes behind Darien… Back Suplex… Darien flips out and spins Eric Stryker around… Darien gets Eric Stryker up on his shoulders… Suteki Da Ne… A verision of the TKO…

Rhino:That was a nice move by Darien…

Mark:Darien goes for a cover 1………………………………2…………………………3….. NO! Eric Stryker gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was very close…

Mark:Darien now waits for Eric Stryker to get back up to his feet… Darien has Stryker up in a Vertical Suplex… EMBRACE THE DARKNESS!

Rhino:What a move…

Mark:Darien has laid out Eric Stryker with Embrace the Darkness… Darien goes for the cover 1…………………………………2…………………………………..2…………… Its Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DARIEN…

Rhino:Darien picks up his first win here in the eWa…

Mark:It was a good win for Darien…As he tries to make a name for himself here in the eWa… We are looking outside of the Conseco Field House…As a limousine pulls up in the parking lot…

Rhino:Who is in the limo?

Mark:I don’t know… But no one seems to be coming out of the limousine at the moment… As we are now getting set for our next contest…

The Undertaker vs Randy Orton

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… From Death Valley… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… THE UNDERTAKER…

(“The Darkest Side(Re-Mix)” plays as The Undertaker enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From St. Louis, Missouri…Weighing in at 245 Pounds… The Legend Killer RANDY ORTON…

(“Take What’s Mine” by Mercy Drive plays as Randy Orton enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… Randy Orton looks up at the Undertaker…

Rhino:The Undertaker is just starring at Randy Orton…

Mark:Randy Orton nails The Undertaker with a couple of right hands but there is no flinching in the Undertaker after those right hands…

Rhino:The Undertaker is just standing there…

Mark:Randy Orton with a stiff kick to the midsection of the Undertaker as he whips him in to the ropes…Randy Orton goes for a clothesline… Ducked by the Undertaker… The Undertaker comes off the ropes and nails him with a flying clothesline…

Rhino:The Deadman means business…

Mark:Randy Orton staggers back up to his feet…The Undertaker grabs Randy Orton by the throat…

Rhino:Chokeslam time…

Mark:Randy Orton kicks The Undertaker in the midsection to block the chokeslam…And he nails The Undertaker with a couple of upper cut shots…

Rhino:Randy Orton is trying to do whatever he can to take out The Undertaker…

Mark:Randy Orton whips The Undertaker in to the ropes… Orton drops his head early…The Undertaker kicks Randy Orton in the midsection and he nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…

Rhino:Everything Randy Orton throws at the Undertaker… The Undertaker has a counter…

Mark:The Undertaker whips Randy Orton in to the corner…As the Deadman opens up on Randy Orton with rights and lefts in the corner…

Rhino:The Undertaker has Randy Orton’s arm…

Mark:The Deadman is now walking the rope…

Rhino:Old School time…

Mark:Randy Orton yanks The Undertaker’s arm off the top rope and The Undertaker hits the mat hard…

Rhino:That is one way to counter Old School…

Mark:The Legend Killer is stomping away at The Undertaker… Orton mounts The Undertaker and opens up with right hands…

Rhino:Right now the Deadman is in some trouble…

Mark:Randy Orton hooks up The Undertaker… Modified Backbreaker by The Legend Killer… To the Legend known as the Undertaker… Orton goes for a cover 1…………………………………2………………………………… The Undertaker gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Randy Orton is looking to end this thing right here and now…

Mark:The Undertaker staggers up to his feet…

Rhino:Orton is stalking The Undertaker for the RKO…

Mark:The Undertaker turns around… RK-NO! The Undertaker pushes Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Orton comes off the ropes and gets taken out with a Big Boot…

Rhino:The Undertaker just took Randy Orton’s head off with that big boot…

Mark:The Legend Killer is staggering around…

Rhino:Orton is in some trouble…

Mark:CHOKESLAM! By The Undertaker…

Rhino:Randy Orton has been laid out by The Undertaker…

Mark:No cover from The Undertaker… As he is calling for the Tombstone Piledriver…

Rhino:Uh Oh… Good Bye Randy…

Mark:The Undertaker scoops up Randy Orton for the tombstone… Orton slides off the Undertaker shoulder… The Undertaker turns around… RKO!

Rhino:That’s it…

Mark:Randy Orton has laid out The Undertaker as he goes for a cover 1…………………………2……………………………3………… Its Over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RANDY ORTON…

Rhino:The Legend Killer has killed of the legend of The Undertaker here tonight…

Mark:There could be big things in the future of Randy Orton…As we now get set for our next match up…

Grudge Match
Vinny Lucchese vs Salvatore Luciano

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… SALVATORE LUCIANO…

(“Where Do Gangsters Go?” plays as Salvatore Luciano enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… VINNY LUCCHESE…

(“Where Do Gangsters Go?” plays as Vinny Lucchese enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… These two men have a score to settle here tonight Rhino…

Rhino:This goes back to their days as part of the Luciano Crime Family…

Mark:The bell sounds for this match up… Both men look ready to strike…

(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Sid Vicious and Heindreich enter the arena…)

Rhino:ITS HEINDREICH!

Mark:Sid is leading the loose cannon Heindreich to the ring…

Rhino:Lucchese and Luciano have no idea what to do…

Mark:Heindreich challenges both men to come after him…Luciano pushes Lucchese at Heindreich and Heindreich takes him out with a big boot…

Rhino:Luciano is trying to jump Heindreich from behind…

Mark;Heindreich flips him over on to his back…As he now hooks him up… SHOULDER BREAKER!

Rhino:Luciano has been laid out…

Mark:Vinny Lucchese staggers around and Heindreich nails him with another Shoulder Breaker…

Rhino:Who is going to be able to stop that monster…

Mark:I don’t know if Sid will be able to control him… As he brings him to the back… We are getting set for our next match up…

Number One Contenders Match for the Undisputed Championship
Doug Kinsella vs Arron Marx

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first from Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…

(“Always” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Manhattan, Ny… Weighing in at 239 Pounds… One half of the eWa Tag Team Champions ARRON MARX…

(“The Lost Prophets” plays as Arron Marx walks in to the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Arron Marx and Doug Kinsella nose to nose in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Both men want a title shot… And this is the only way they are going to get one…

Mark:They both want either Subway or Raven… Whichever one walks out of the ring tonight as Undisputed Champion… Arron Marx nails Doug in the face with a big right hand…

Rhino:That caught Doug a little off guard…

Mark:Marx continues to strike as he knocks Doug Kinsella back in to the ropes… Kinsella comes off the ropes and Arron Marx nails him with a back body drop…

Rhino:Doug went for a ride…

Mark:Kinsella is staggering around near the ropes and Arron Marx clotheslines him over the top rope and down to the floor goes Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Arron Marx is coming out with his A Game thus far…

Mark:Doug Kinsella tries to regroup on the outside of the ring… Arron Marx slingshots himself over the top rope and he lands right on top of Arron Marx…

Rhino:We can see that Arron Marx really wants to become the Number One Contender with the effort he is showing thus far…

Mark:Arron Marx rolls Doug Kinsella back in to the ring… Arron is on the apron and slingshots back in to the ring and drops the leg on to Doug Kinsella… Arron quickly covers him 1………………………..2………………………Doug Kinsella kicks out before the referee could count to three…

Rhino:Arron needs to stay on Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Doug Kinsella back up and gets sent hard in to the corner… Marx walks over to the corner and nails Doug Kinsella with a hard chop to the chest…

Rhino:WOOOOO!

Mark:I knew you were going to do that…

Rhino:Its fun… You should try it sometime…

Mark:Maybe I will… As Arron Marx whips him hard to the outside… This time he charges in… Doug Kinsella moves out of the way and Arron Marx hits the corner hard…

Rhino:Doug needs to take control now…

Mark:Doug takes Arron off of his feet as he staggers out of the corner with a clothesline… Doug Kinsella now scoops up Arron Marx and slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Doug is on the middle rope…

Mark:Kinsella drops the point of the elbow to the head of Arron Marx…

Rhino:That is shades of the Legendary Bret Hart with that elbow drop…

Mark:Kinsella goes to the cover 1…………………………………2……………………… Arron Marx gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:We can see that Doug is slowing the pace of this match up down as he is trying to wear down Arron Marx…

Mark:Kinsella with a strong chin lock on Arron Marx as you said Rhino he is trying to just wear him down and grind this match up out…

Rhino:It is a good strategy if you think about it…

Mark:It is after the way Arron started this match up off…

Rhino:Arron came out with a lot of fire now he has been slowed by Doug Kinsella…

Mark:Doug now whips Arron Marx in to the ropes… Big time Powerslam by Doug Kinsella… Kinsella quickly hooks the leg 1………………………………2………………………… Arron Marx once again gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was one hell of a powerslam from Doug Kinsella to Arron Marx…

Mark:Doug now picks up Arron Marx and puts him up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam by Duog Kinsella…

Rhino:After slowing down Arron… Doug is using some power moves to really do a lot more damage to him…

Mark:Doug once again covers Arron Marx 1…………………………2…………………… Arron again kicks out…

Rhino:You can see that Arron looks worn down as he is slowly making his way back up on to his feet…

Mark:Doug with a couple of stiff uppercuts to Arron Marx backing him in up to the ropes… Irish whip by Doug Kinsella… Who sends Arron Marx for one hell of a ride with a back body drop…

Rhino:Arron was high up in to the air…

Mark:Arron tries to recover as he staggers back up to his feet… Sleeper Hold now applied by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:This is not going to be good for Arron…

Mark:Doug Kinsella has the sleeper hold locked in… Trying to put him out…

Rhino:Arron is trying to reach for the ropes…

Mark:Doug pulls him closer to the middle of the ride as Arron is starting to fade a way…

Rhino:Doug could have it now… There is no where for Arron to go…

Mark:The referee checks on Arron… As his arm drops once…

Rhino:He is fading away… As his arm only needs to drop twice more for this match up to be over…

Mark:The referee lifts up his arm and it drops again…

Rhino:One more time and this match up is over…

Mark:The referee lifts up his arm again and its Dro… NO! Arron is has his arm up…

Rhino:There is still some life left in Arron Marx…

Mark:Marx with elbows to the midsection of Doug Kinsella trying to break the hold… Arron pushes Doug Kinsella off in to the ropes… Doug Kinsella ducks the clothesline… Both men come off the ropes… Double Clothesline and both men are down…

Rhino:Both men are down and are struggling to get back up to their feet…

Mark:Kinsella is the first one to his feet…

Rhino:Arron is up as well…

Mark:Kinsella goes for a right hand… Blocked by Arron Marx… Doug goes for another right hand and it is blocked again…

Rhino:Arron is showing that he is going to stay around…

Mark:Arron now nails Doug with a couple of big right hands that catch Doug Kinsella right in the jaw… Arron whips him in to the ropes… Standing Dropkick catches Doug Kinsella right in the jaw…

Rhino:Beautiful Dropkick by Arron Marx…

Mark:Marx goes for a quick cover 1……………………………2…………………….. Kickout by Doug Kinsella…

Rhino:Arron needs to stay on him…

Mark:Doug Kinsella is back up on his feet… Stiff kick to the midsection… Double Arm DDT…

Rhino:Nice move…

Mark:Arron now goes for another cover 1………………………………..2……………………….. Doug finds away to get his shoulder up…

Rhino:Doug Kinsella now struggling to get back him…

Mark:Arron Marx waits for Doug Kinsella to turn around… Superkick by Arron Marx…

Rhino:That caught Doug right in the jaw…

Mark:There is no cover by Arron Marx…

Rhino:That’s going to haunt him…

Mark:Arron is now making his way to the top rope…

Rhino:He is taking a chance to the X Marx…

Mark:X MARX NO! Doug Kinsella moved out of the way of the 360 Elbow drop by Arron Marx…

Rhino:That backfired for Arron…

Mark:Doug now hooks up a dazed Arron Marx… JUDGEMENT SLAM!

Rhino:That’s it…

Mark:Doug Kinsella covers Arron Marx 1…………………………..2………………………….3….. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA…

Rhino:Doug has now earned himself an Undisputed Title Shot…

Mark:Doug gets his shot… But who will he fight… Raven or Subway… That is still to be determined… As we get set for our first title match of the night…

eWa Television Championship Six Sided Cage Slobberknocker Match
Demon Child(c) vs Amazing Red vs Grin vs Joe Mazaranno

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a SIX SIDED CAGE SLOBBERKNOCKER MATCH and is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing the special referee’s… TERRY FUNK and MICK FOLEY…

(“Desperado” plays as Terry Funk and Mick Foley enter the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… First from Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 147 Pounds… AMAZING RED…

(“Seeing Red” plays as Amazing Red enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Beech Grove, Indiana… Weighing in at 286 Pounds… JOE MAZARANNO…

(“The Beautiful People” theme plays as he enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Hardcore Theater… Weighing in at 307 Pounds… GRIN…

(“Cypress Hill- Insane in the Brain” plays as Grin enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Seattle, Wa… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…

(“Devil without a cause” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)

Mark:Four men… One cage… One title…

Rhino:There are many ways to win… Each person has their own way to win… This one should be good…

Mark:Demon Child and Amazing Red are eye to eye… While Grin and Joe Mazaranno are going at it right now…

Rhino:Terry Funk is on the outside of the ring…While Mick Foley is calling the action in the ring…

Mark:There are weapons on the cage and in the six sided ring…

Rhino:They have plenty of things to use… And it should be a wild fight…

Mark:Demon Child whips Amazing Red in to the ropes… Amazing Red ducks the clothesline from Demon Child and comes off the other side and nails Amazing Red with cross body…

Rhino:Grin just picked up Joe Mazaranno and threw him in to the steel cage…

Mark:Grin once again picks up Joe Mazaranno and throws him once again face first in to the steel…

Rhino:Amazing Red has a chair and is waiting for Demon Child to get back up to his feet…

Mark:Steel Chair shot to the midsection of Demon Child… Swinging neckbreaker on to the steel chair by Amazing Red…

Rhino:That was a nice move by Amazing Red…

Mark:Grin puts Joe Mazaranno up on his shoulder… Slam in to a Reverse DDT by Grin to Joe Mazaranno…

Rhino:Amazing Red has a lead pipe in hand…

Mark:Demon Child now back up to his feet…Lead Pipe to the head by Amazing Red…

Rhino:Red lined up Demon Child and laid him out with the pipe…

Mark:Amazing Red goes for the cover 1…………………………2……………………………..Grin breaks it up…

Rhino:Demon Child is really hurting now…

Mark:Joe Mazaranno is in some trouble as Grin picks him up…

Rhino:This does not look good…

Mark:THE MANIC PANIC!

Rhino:What a move by Grin…

Mark:Grin has laid out Joe Mazaranno…

Rhino:Amazing Red goes behind Grin…

Mark:Grin is nailing Red with elbows to the head…As Grin lifts him up in the air and he throws him in to the steel cage…

Rhino:Red holds on to the cage…

Mark:What is Amazing Red doing now?

Rhino:Amazing Red is climbing the cage… I don’t think that is how he is supposed to win…

Mark:Grin just took a low blow from Demon Child… Amazing Red is standing on top of the cage…

Rhino:Demon Child and Grin are looking up…

Mark:MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE!

Rhino:OH MY GOD! Amazing Red has just taken out Grin and Demon Child with one moonsault…

Mark:The Smallest man in the match has made the biggest impact…

Rhino:I don’t believe what I just saw…

Mark:Amazing Red now covers Grin 1…………………………………2…………………………………3…… NO! Joe Mazaranno pulled Amazing Red off of Grin…

Rhino:That was so very close…

Mark:Joe Mazaranno now is going after Demon Child…

Rhino:Joe has a steel chair in hand…

Mark:The Television Champion turns around… Joe swings the chair… Demon Child ducks the chair and grabs the chair from Joe… Demon swings and lays out Joe Mazaranno with the steel chair…

Rhino:Grin is back up as well…

Mark:The Television Champion lays out Grin as well with the steel chair…

Rhino:The only one left for him to knock out is Amazing Red…

Mark:Amazing Red turns around… Demon Child swings the steel chair… Ducked by Red… Spin Heel Kick by Amazing Red knocking the chair back in to the face of Demon Child…

Rhino:Amazing Red is the only one standing… But what is he doing…

Mark:Amazing Red is waving to the back for something…

Rhino:What could be he calling for?

Mark:Don’t look now Rhino…

Rhino:What are they doing out here…

Mark:The Outsiders… Nash and Hall have made their way out to the ring…

Rhino:Amazing Red wanted to be part of Degeneration X… And I guess he has got his wish…

Mark:Nash and Hall have just unlocked the cage door and have entered the ring…

Rhino:Think about this Mark… Weapons for this match up are TLC… And wouldn’t a Tag Team be considered a T…

Mark:That’s a good point…

Rhino:Nash and Hall are looking at Amazing Red…

Mark:Nash grabs Joe Mazaranno… Powerbomb to Joe Mazaranno by Kevin Nash…

Rhino:Amazing Red is liking what he sees…

Mark:Amazing Red high fives Scott Hall and Kevin Nash…

Rhino:Hall just gave Kevin Nash some sort of look…

Mark:Hall just kicked Amazing Red in the gut…

Rhino:Uh Oh…

Mark:Outsider’s Edge to Amazing Red…

Rhino:What the hell is actually going on?

Mark:It looked like Amazing Red was apart of Degeneration X… But I don’t think he is now…

Rhino:No I don’t think so either…

Mark:Nash and Hall are walking out of the cage…

Rhino:They did their damage and they are leaving the ring…

Mark:Demon Child is back up and picks up Joe Mazaranno…

Rhino:It is Heartstopper time…

Mark:HEARTSTOPPER! By Demon Child… This Six Sides of Steel is over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still eWa Television Champion… DEMON CHILD…

Rhino:I guess the eWa felt the impact of Degeneration X…

Mark:The war is on… And Amazing Red has felt the effects of it so far… What else can happen… As we now get set for our FTW Championship Match…

FTW Championship Weapon of Choice Match
Payne Killer(c) vs Jeff Hardy
Written by PYB

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Weapon of Choice Match and is for the FTW Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Fayetteville, NC… Weighing in at 222 Pounds… JEFF HARDY…

(“Xtreme” plays as Jeff Hardy enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Selma, Ca… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… The FTW Champion… PAYNE KILLER…

(“Jesus Walks” plays as Payne Killer walks in to the arena…)

Mark: Very interesting choice of weapons we have here. Payne Killer with his Holy Staff. Jeff Hardy with Mordecai’s staff.

Rhino: When did the eWa get so religious?

Mark: No idea. Jeff goes to strike first. Payne Killer blocks and goes for a right of his own. Hardy ducks and turns Payne Killer around.. Hardy nails a couple quick rights.

Rhino: Hardy’s gotta rely on his speed. He can’t over power Payne Killer.

Mark: Hardy into the ropes.. Flying Forearm. Payne Killers still up. Hardy with another attempt. Payne Killer STILL up. Hardy tries again.. But Payne Killer nails a clothesline.

Rhino: That hurt.

Mark: Hardy right back up, though. Payne Killer nails Hardy with a strong right. Hardy up again. Payne Killer whips Hardy into the ropes. Payne Killer going for a backbody drop.. No! Hardy reverses into a dropkick, knocking Payne Killer down.

Rhino: Nice counter by Hardy.

Mark: Hardy back up, nailing Payne Killer in the back of the head. Payne Killer charges forwards.. Hardy rammed back first into the turnbuckle. Hardy staggers out.. Payne Killer with a military press!

Rhino: Look at the sheer strength.

Mark: He just tossed Hardy to the outside!

Rhino: That’s gonna hurt.

Mark: Payne Killer to the outside now.. And he has the Holy Staff.

Rhino: Jeff’s in trouble.

Mark: Wait.. Jeff’s got the Mordecai Staff.. Payne Killer picking up Hardy from behind.. And he just rammed that staff into Payne Killer’s head!

Rhino: Hardy thinking on his feet.

Mark: Jeff getting up.. Charges Payne Killer.. Payne Killer nails Hardy in the stomach with the Holy Staff.. Raises it above his head.. Right down against Jeff’s back, nail side first!

Rhino: Payne Killers staff pretty dangerous.

Mark: Payne Killer just rolled Jeff into the ring. Payne Killer on the apron.. Hardy just rammed his staff into Payne Killers gut.. Hardy over the top rope.. Sunset Powerbomb!

Rhino: Jeff just used a sunset flip to the outside, nailing Payne Killer with a powerbomb.

Mark: Jeff quick to get back into the ring. Setting up the Mordecai Staff in the corner.. Payne Killers in the ring.. Charges.. Hardy turns around.. DAMN…Smashed between Payne Killer and the staff.

Rhino: There goes his momentum.

Mark: Payne Killer pulling Hardy out of the corner.. Lifts him up.. Puts Jeff on the turnbuckle.. Payne Killer laying down both staffs now. Payne Killer climbs and hooks jeff..

Rhino: This isn’t looking good..

Mark: SUPERPLEX ONTO THE STAFFS! Jeff is in Pain! Payne Killer with the cover..
1…………………2………. Kick out by Hardy.

Rhino: Jeff is in some serious pain.

Mark: Payne Killer whips Jeff into the ropes..Clothesline. Payne Killer lifting Hardy up again.. Going for a brainbuster.. Jeff’s fighting out of it..Small Package! 1………………………….2……. Payne Killer kicks out.

Rhino: You gotta know Jeff is hurting right now.

Mark: Payne Killer whipping Hardy into the corner..Hardy steps up the turnbuckle… WHISPER IN THE WIND!

Rhino: Beautiful move by Hardy!

Mark: Hardy back up.. Flip Legdrop.

Rhino: Hardy trying to show no effects from that superplex.

Mark: Hardy grabs the legs.. Legdrop right between!

Rhino: ..And doing a damn impressive job.

Mark: Jeff picks up Payne Killer and whips him into the corner..

Rhino: Look at that! Jeff just tripped the ref!

Mark: Jeff into the other corner.. Charges.. POETRY IN MOTION!

Rhino: Effective use of the Referee.

Mark: Payne Killer sitting down in the corner.. Hardy grabbing his staff and placing it on Payne Killers chest.. Jeff grabs the ropes.. Leaps into the air.. Slingshot dropkick into Payne Killers chest!

Rhino: Jeff’s really picking up the pace on Payne Killer.

Mark: Jeff pulling Payne Killer out of the corner.. Twist Of F–No! Payne Killer with the staff to Jeff Hardy’s gut. Hardy stumbles back.. Payne Killer with several shots to Hardy’s head, nail side. Payne Killer flips it around.. Bladed side up! He just cracked Jeff across the face with it!

Rhino: The staff really coming into play.

Mark: Payne Killer pushing the staff down on Jeff’s throat.. Jeff choking and trying to get out. And Hardy’s bleeding..

Rhino: Jeff’s in trouble.

Mark: Payne Killer slamming the Holy Staff onto Hardy’s chest. Payne Killer picking Hardy up.. Inverted DDT. Payne Killer right back on the offensive, picking up Jeff into a suplex position. BRAINBUSTER. Cover.. 1…………………………………2…………………Kick
out by Hardy!

Rhino: He’s not gonna give up.

Mark: Payne Killer picking up Jeff.. Jeff grabs his staff.. Strikes.. No.. Payne Killer blocks.. and it’s erupted into a staff fight!

Rhino: Interesting.

Mark: Hardy goes for a kick.. Payne Killer catches the foot.. Hardy with a spin kick, taking Payne Killer down.. Payne Killer back up, quick.. Goes for a spear.. Hardy puts his staff in the way.. Payne Killer shoulder first!

Rhino: That’s gotta hurt.

Mark: Hardy calling for the Twist Of Fate.. Picks Payne Killer up… TWIST OF FATE!

Rhino: This is Hardy’s chance..

Mark: Hardy to the top.. SWANTON.. PAYNE KILLER MOVES..

Rhino: Jeff crashed and burned.

Mark: Payne Killer waiting for Jeff to get back up…Bulldog.. He’s measuring Hardy up.. Hardy up slowly…Payne Killer going for the Pain Reliever! Hardy slips over his shoulders.. Hardy spins him around a goes for a kick to the gut.. Payne Killer catches the leg… Spins Jeff around.. Grabs him around the throat…CHOKESLAM ON THE HOLY STAFF!

Rhino: That’s twice Hardy’s landed on the staff!

Mark: Cover! 1…………………………………….2…………………………………3!

PA Announcer: Your winner.. AND STILL.. FTW CHAMPION.. PAYNE KILLER..

Rhino:What a match up that was…

Mark:That was one hell of a match…But we have more action to get to… So lets send it to the ring for the introductions…

eWa X Championship Texas Death Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Prodigy

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Texas Death Match… And is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Dallas, Texas… Weighing in at 374 Pounds… PRODIGY…

(“Are you ready for this” Plays as Prodigy enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… A Member of Degeneration X… The eWa X Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels walks in to the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Shawn Michaels gets up in the face of Prodigy…

Rhino:The Showstopper is not backing down from the almost four hundred pound Prodigy…

Mark:Shawn Michaels nails him with a quick jab and runs away… Shawn goes up to Prodigy again and nails him with a quick jab and moves away before Prodigy can come back with a shot…

Rhino:Shawn is playing hit and run with Prodigy right now and it is working for him so far…

Mark:Shawn goes in again… This time Prodigy grabs Shawn Michaels right hand and nails HBK with a big right hand…

Rhino:That one took Shawn Michaels down and out…

Mark:HBK gets back up and Prodigy nails him with a couple of quick jabs followed by a running clothesline…

Rhino:Prodigy just took Shawn Michaels head off…

Mark:Prodigy waits for the Heartbreak Kid to get back up on to his feet… Michaels does and gets sent for the ride in to the ropes… High back body drop by Prodigy sending Shawn Michaels high up in to the air…

Rhino:Shawn is staggering…

Mark:Running Clothesline sends Shawn Michaels over the top rope and to the floor…

Rhino:This is not good for the eWa X Champion…

Mark:Shawn is saying he has had enough and is walking away from this match up…

Rhino:Prodigy is going out after him…

Mark:Shawn is walking up the entrance and Prodigy turns him around and nails him with a big right hand…

Rhino:There is no place for Shawn Michaels to go… As Prodigy will continue to follow him…

Mark:Prodigy picks up Shawn Michaels in a military press and drops him straight down on to the steel entrance ramp…

Rhino:That’s gotta hurt…

Mark:Prodigy now goes back towards the ring and is looking underneath the ring for some type of weapon…

Rhino:What could he be looking for?

Mark:Prodigy pulls out a steel chair from underneath the ring and is looking to do some damage to Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:The eWa X Champion is going to be in a lot of trouble now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around… Prodigy swings… Michaels ducks… Prodigy turns back around and Shawn Michaels superkicks the chair back in to the face of Prodigy…

Rhino:That’s one way to counter a chair shot…

Mark:It was an effective way as well… This is giving Shawn Michaels some time to recover…Shawn covers Prodigy 1………………………2……………………Prodigy gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:That was a close one right there… Shawn Michaels thought he had him there…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now picks up the steel chair…

Rhino:Prodigy is now in some trouble…

Mark:Shawn Michaels waits… Prodigy is back up… Steel Chair Shot… No Prodigy Ducks out of the way and he nailed the referee with the steel chair…

Rhino:The referee has been laid out by Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Prodigy now spins Shawn Michaels around… Samoan Drop on to the entrance ramp…

Rhino:Oh No…

Mark:Kevin Nash and Scott Hall have made their way back down to ringside…

Rhino:Not again…

Mark:Prodigy goes right after them…

Rhino:The referee is out so no one can stop them from interfering…

Mark:Scott Hall just took a big right hand from Prodigy…

Rhino:Nash is lining up Prodigy…

Mark:Big Boot to the face of Prodigy by Kevin Nash…

Rhino:There is no one who can stop The Outsiders from running wild here tonight…

Mark:I think you might be wrong… Look at the top of the ramp…

Rhino:Its William McConnell… He was laid out earlier tonight by Degeneration X…

Mark:He is not alone…

Rhino:Finally people are standing up against Degeneration X…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Doug Kinsella are going out after the Outsiders…

Rhino:Those four men are fighting to the back…

Mark:William is saying that he is going to be the referee from here on out…

Rhino:Someone is taking charge…

Mark:Prodigy now picks up Shawn Michaels… HBK with a low blow to Prodigy…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels now tells William McConnell to call this match the right way…

Mark:HBK pulls a table out from underneath the ring…

Rhino:The table has been setup…

Mark:Shawn Michaels with a Chair Shot to the back of Prodigy…

Rhino:Prodigy is in some pain now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is bringing Prodigy over to the table…

Rhino:Can he get the big man on to the table…

Mark:Oh no… Not more Degeneration X…

Rhino:Shane McMahon is up on the stage and William McConnell is right up in his face…

Mark:William is telling Shane McMahon not to get involved…

Rhino:Shawn is having trouble getting Prodigy on the table…

Mark:Someone is coming through the crowd…

Rhino:OH MY GOD!

Mark:ITS TRIPLE H! The Game has returned and is helping Shawn Michaels with Prodigy now…

Rhino:I thought he was at home laid up with injuries…

Mark:Triple H delivers a Pedigree to Prodigy on to the steel chair…

Rhino:William McConnell has no idea what is going on…

Mark:Triple H has rolled Prodigy on to the table and is now leaving…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is up on the top rope…

Mark:Shane McMahon is telling William to get back to the match…

Rhino:What is Shawn Michaels going to do now…

Mark:FLYING ELBOW DROP THOUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:What a move by Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Triple H is standing up at the top of the ramp with Shane McMahon…As Shawn Michaels covers and William makes the count 1……………………………2……………………………3……

Pa Announcer:Prodigy now has sixty seconds to get back in to the ring…

Mark:Shawn Michaels rolls back in to the ring…

Rhino:I don’t think Prodigy is going to get up…

Mark:I don’t think so either…

Pa Announcer:Thirty Seconds…

Rhino:This is not good…

Mark:William is counting down the final ten seconds…

Rhino:There is no movement in Prodigy… But Triple H and Shane McMahon have made their way down to the ring…

Mark:William has counted out Prodigy as this match up is now over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still eWa X Champion SHAWN MICHAELS…

Rhino:Damn it… I thought Prodigy was going to win this match…

Mark:Shawn Michaels, Triple H and Shane McMahon are all surrounding William McConnell in the ring…

Rhino:There is no place for him to go…

Mark:Here come the Outsiders from the back…

Rhino:Now there is truly no place for him to go…

Mark:Degeneration X has surrounded William McConnell in the ring…

Rhino:Come one eWa… Stand up for your company… Help out William McConnell…

Mark:Degeneration X is just looking at William McConnell…

Rhino:William has just got up in the face of Shawn Michaels…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is just smiling…

Rhino:So is William McConnell… What the hell is going on?

Mark:Whats that sound…

(“Break it Down” plays in the arena…)

Mark:Shawn Michaels just pulled on William McConnell’s shirt… OH MY GOD!

Rhino:NO! It cant be…

Mark:William McConnell has just joined Degeneration X…

Rhino:They fooled us all…

Mark:This whole thing has been a setup since the beginning… Kevin Nash… Scott Hall… Shane McMahon… Triple H… Shawn Michaels and now William McConnell are all standing in the ring wearing the DX Colors…

Rhino:The Co-Vp is now in the Degeneration X Camp…

Mark:What does this mean for the whole Degeneration X vs eWa War…

Rhino:I think we are in for a war that we aren’t ready to get involved in Mark…

Mark:Degeneration X is leaving the ring… We are now set for our main event…

eWa Undisputed Championship Ambulance Match
Raven(c) vs Subway

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is an AMBULANCE MATCH and is for the eWa UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP… Introducing first…From Wildwood,Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The leader of the Network… SUBWAY…

(“Hits from the bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From the Bowerly… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The eWa Undisputed Champion… RAVEN…

(“Nevermore” plays as Raven walks in to the arena…)

Mark:This match up has gone past championships… It is personal…

Rhino:Raven has been in the head of Subway all week and who knows if Subway can really get focused to win the title…

Mark:On the stage right now we see Chasity watching on… As Raven and Subway about to go at it…

Rhino:These two really want to tear in to one another…

Mark:There they go… Back and Forth… Both men exchanging right hands…

Rhino:They are just opening up on one another…

Mark:Raven kicks Subway in the midsection and comes back with a couple of more straight right hands… Hammering Subway back in to the ropes… Raven with an irish whip… Subway comes off the ropes and nails Raven with a flying forearm shot…

Rhino:Raven thought he had the advantage but he didn’t…

Mark:Subway now kicks Raven in the midsection and drives him in to the mat with a Implant DDT…

Rhino:There are no pinfalls or submissions… To win you need to put your opponent in the ambulance…

Mark:Subway now rolls to the outside of the ring and brings a steel chair in to the ring…

Rhino:Subway just opened up the steel chair like Raven does…

Mark:An Irish whip by Subway… Drop Toe Hold on to the steel chair by Subway…

Rhino:That is a move right out of Raven’s playbook..

Mark:Looking on the back is Beulah… Watching both Raven and Subway just tear in to one another… Subway now grabs the chair and places it in between the turnbuckles…

Rhino:What is he going to do now?

Mark:Subway with a hard irish whip sending Raven hard in to the steel chair…

Rhino:Raven went back first in to the chair and is now staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Running Bulldog by Subway driving Raven in to the mat…

Rhino:Subway is just a house of fire… Looks like he is able to get Raven out of his head and is now focusing in on becoming the Undisputed Champion…

Mark:The Ambulance is sitting underneath one of the big Hardcore Theater Screens waiting to be used to end this match up… As Subway now looks over at the Ambulance…

Rhino:He knows what he has to do to once again be Undisputed Champion…

Mark:Subway grabs Raven by the hair… Reverse DDT by the X-Core Solider…

Rhino:Raven is in a lot of trouble at this moment…

Mark:Raven is pulling himself up by the ropes… Subway charges… Raven ducks and back drops Subway over the top rope and to the floor goes Subway…

Rhino:Subway took a nasty fall right there…

Mark:We will now see if Raven is able to rebound and take advantage of the situation…

Rhino:Raven is looking underneath the ring for something…

Mark:Raven with a cooking sheet nails Subway right in the head…

Rhino:That shot put a big old dent in the cooking sheet…

Mark:Raven pulls out what looks like a barbed wire bat…

Rhino:Raven has the evil look on his face…

Mark:It could be consider a confident look… He knows he doesn’t have to beat Subway… Subway needs to beat him… Raven just let things come and he could win this match up…

Rhino:Good Point…

Mark:Raven now rips at the forehead of Subway with the barbed wire bat…

Rhino:He is just digging at his forehead with the barbed wire…

Mark:Subway is trying to fight him off and is able to do so and is trying to crawl up the ramp to get away from the Raven attack…

Rhino:Raven is following him up the ramp with the barbed wire bat…

Mark:Subway is back up as Raven swings for the fences… Subway ducks and he spears Raven out of his boots…

Rhino:That was one hell of a spear and it was a well timed spear as well by the X-Core Solider…

Mark:Mick Foley is watching on from the back… As he is watching Subway try and fight back against Raven…

Rhino:Subway now picks up the barbed wire bat…

Mark:Raven turns around right in to a shot from Subway with the barbed wire bat…

Rhino:Raven is now bleeding along with Subway…

Mark:Subway is now digging in to Raven’s forehead just like Raven was doing earlier on to him…

Rhino:They both want blood… And they both got blood…

Mark:Subway now hooks up Raven and he nails him with a vertical suplex…

Rhino:Raven is in some trouble…

Mark:Subway now goes back and is bringing something out from the back…

Rhino:Subway has a ladder…

Mark:Raven is walking up the ramp… Subway with a shot to the head of Raven with the ladder…

Rhino:Raven is a bloody mess right now after that shot…

Mark:Subway is now picking up the bloody Undisputed Champion… Subway charges… SUBLINE NO! Raven ducks… Raven spins Subway around… EVENFLOW!

Rhino:Subway is out…

Mark:Raven is down and out as well as he used all of his energy he had left to plant Subway with the Evenflow DDT…

Rhino:The referee is coming out to check on Raven and Subway…

Mark:Neither man is moving right now…

Rhino:I guess it is a good thing this is an ambulance match up…Both men are going to need it…

Mark:Subway is starting to roll around and try to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Raven is starting to move as well…

Mark:The loss of blood is having an effect on both men at this moment as they both are staggering to their feet…

Rhino:Raven’s face is a crimson mask… While Subway’s isn’t as bad yet…

Mark:Subway goes for a right hand and connects… Raven goes for a right hand and he connects as well…

Rhino:Both men are taking the shots that the other is delivering and they both are some how standing right now…

Mark:Subway connects again…

Rhino:So does Raven…

Mark:Raven with a knee to the gut of Subway and follows up with a couple of elbows to the head of Subway… Raven with a shot the midsection…

Rhino:Evenflow again…

Mark:No it isn’t as Subway counters with a northern lights suplex…

Rhino:That was an interesting counter…

Mark:Subway now picks up the ladder…

Rhino:Raven is back up…

Mark:Subway charges… Raven side steps him and drop toe holds Subway and he drives Subway head first in to the ladder…

Rhino:That was an interesting counter by the Undisputed Champion…

Mark:Raven grabs the ladder and drives it in to the midsection of Subway…

Rhino:Subway is trying to block the shot again but cant…

Mark:Right now the challenger is holding on to his midsection and is hurting right now…

Rhino:Raven is opening up the ladder by the hardcore theater near the Ambulance…

Mark:Subway is trying to get up on to his feet…

Rhino:Subway is in some trouble…

Mark:Raven kicks him in the midsection and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…

Rhino:What is Raven doing now?

Mark:Raven is climbing up the ladder he set up…

Rhino:Is he crazy?

Mark:I don’t know but Subway is crawling towards the ladder…

Rhino:Raven is trying to pull himself up on to Hardcore Theater…

Mark:There is not much room to stand up there…

Rhino:There isn’t suppose to be…

Mark:Subway is climbing up the ladder now as well and is trying to pull himself up on to Hardcore Theater…

Rhino:Are these guys that nuts…

Mark:Yes I believe they are Rhino…

Rhino:This is getting dangerous right now as both men have lost too much blood to be thinking clearly…

Mark:Subway is up on the platform with Raven…

Rhino:Look at Hardcore Theater swinging back and forth…

Mark:Both men are exchanging right hands…

Rhino:Neither man is giving up an inch…

Mark:They are hanging right above the ambulance… So there is no place for them to go and nothing to break their fall…

Rhino:Subway blocks a couple of right hands…

Mark:Raven is now on the defensive… As Subway nails him with a couple of shots…

Rhino:This is not safe what they are doing Mark…

Mark:Raven with a low blow to Subway…

Rhino:Look at Hardcore Theater swing back and forth…

Mark:LOOK OUT BELOW! THE PLATFORM COLLAPSED! BOTH MEN HAVE GONE THROUGH THE AMBULANCE!

Rhino:HOLY SHIT!

Mark:Both men are in the ambulance…

Rhino:That is the point of the match up… To get your opponent in the Ambulance… But not both of them…

Mark:What the hell… The Ambulance is being driven out of the arena…

Rhino:Who is driving the Ambulance?

Mark:I don’t know… But who is the Undisputed Champion? That is the big question…

Rhino:Are Subway and Raven okay?

Mark:I don’t know…We are being told that this match up has been stopped since we don’t know where they are at…

Rhino:Who is the champion?

Mark:Look who is driving the Ambulance…

Rhino:Its Al Snow…

Mark:What is he doing… Where are they going? The Ambulance has just been driven out of the parking lot… Who is champion? What will happen between them next… And will anyone step up for eWa against Degeneration X… We will see you all at Chaotic Walk… Live from Disney World… Good Night Everyone…

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