Independence Day 2005
Mark:Welcome Everyone to our Nations Capital… Welcome to Washington DC and Welcome to Independence Day… You excited Rhino?
Rhino:Yes I am…
Mark:Our Main Event tonight is a Death Match for the FTW Championship…
Rhino:JBL has a chance to become the FTW Champion… The question is can Heidenreich stop JBL and his Cabinet…
Mark:That is a good question… Also tonight… Static Star returns to the eWa and fight for the eWa Television Championship…
Rhino:Can Static Star make an impact by taking out Mr. eWa?
Mark:Its going to be an interesting night… As we get set for our first match…
Darien vs Demon Child vs Raven
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Glen Burnie,Md…Weighing in at 239 Pounds… Part of the Church of Pain… DARIEN…
(“Insaneology” by Necro plays as Darien enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Seattle, Washington… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(“Devil Without a Cause” By Kid Rock plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Mark:Since Raven says he isn’t showing up… We are going to have this as a One on One Match… Darien nails Demon Child with a couple of kicks to the midsection…
Rhino:Those are some stiff kicks…
Mark:Darien whips Demon Child in to the ropes… Spin Kick right to the head of Demon Child from Darien…
Rhino:Demon Child is staggering around to his feet…
Mark:Demon Child turns around and Darien kicks him right in to the midsection… Swinging Neck Breaker by Darien…Quick cover 1…………………….2…………. Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Darien is coming out fighting…
Mark:Demon Child is back up on his feet… Darien hooks him up… Suplex… Countered by Demon Child and he nails Darien with a front face suplex…
Rhino:That was a nice counter by Demon Child…
Mark:Demon Child now whips Darien in to the corner… Demon Child charges and he nails him with a flying splash…
Rhino:Darien is staggering around out of the corner…
Mark:Demon Child nails him with a powerslam to Darien… Cover 1………………….2………….. Darien gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Demon Child is taking back control of this match up…
Mark:Demon Child now hooks up Darien… DDT…
Rhino:This is all Demon Child right now…
Mark:Another cover 1…………………………2…………………………Kickout again by Demon Child…
Rhino:Darien is pulling himself back up…
Mark:Demon Child hooks up Darien… HEART STOPPER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Demon Child hooks up Darien 1………………………….2………………………….3……Its over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DEMON CHILD…
Rhino:Demon Child gets a win here tonight at Independence Day…
Mark:Can he build on it? We will have to wait and find out…
(Lights Go Out)
Mark: Well it seems as though we just lost power. The technicians are trying to figure out what just went wrong…
Rhino: I’m confused… they ALWAYS know what’s going on…
(From the rafters above the stadium, dollar bills start falling like confetti. Blue and White strobe lights start flashing and you hear noise coming through the P.A. On the Hardcore Theater, the words “He’s Back” flash like the strobe lights. The flashing of everything speed up until finally a wall of pyro explodes and everything stops. “Lying From You” by Linkin Park hits over the P.A. and the fans erupt into cheers)
Mark: He’s Back!!!
Rhino: The undefeated Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion has returned!
(The fans explode as Big Daddy Ace, with the Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship belt in hand, walks out from the back.)
Pa Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome back, the former Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion, Big Daddy Ace!
(Big Daddy Ace walks down the ramp and slides into the ring, and climbs up on a turnbuckle, posing with the title. He climbs down and is handed a mic.)
Mark: No wonder why they couldn’t find the belt… He had it all along!
Rhino: Damn thief…
Big Daddy Ace: You know… I was standing in the locker room.. when I heard a certain someone come out here and basically call everyone out.. tell them that they need to prove something here… and for once… I agree with the prick bastard… as much as I can’t stand him… I agree with him… It’s time for people to pick up their asses and perform like we all know they can… OK Fuck it I am done agreeing with that bastard… You see… what I hold in my hand… means NOTHING in this company right now… there is no Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… there is no top dog in this company right now.. but the way I see it… I was never defeated for this strap… so I will continue to carry it… they can not ever call the damn title… but it will be with me… you see I am Big Daddy Ace… [crowd pops] and what I say right now… probably means nothing to the execs in this company… but it means something to the people… that make this company what it is… the fans… I am here… TO RECLAIM MY SPOT AT THE TOP OF THE FUCKING FOOD CHAIN… To reclaim my title that I never was beat for… they can say that the title is vacant… but in the fans’ eyes… its not… in my eyes.. its not… you want the champion.. WELL I’M BACK MOTHER FUCKERS! I see there is a tournament… to decide who will fight for the belt… well believe me.. I will be watching… and waiting… because I am holding this belt… that everyone wants… and I’m assuming they made another one because they haven’t taken this one from me… [holds the belt up] I know… I left for personal reasons… but that was a about a month ago… if that… personal problems die quick… but I live on… my title reign… has yet to leave… YOU WANT THIS BELT… it’s nothing… so you can take it if you really want… BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT FOR IT… the unrecognized title in this company…. may or may not pass hands… but for now… it’s mine… and until I get the title shot and take my spot at the top… I will continue to hold this… and carry it… BECAUSE I AM BACK MOTHER FUCKERS… AND IF YOU WANT ME… COME AND GET ME…
Mark: Big Words from the eWa Legend…
Rhino: Legend? Since when?
Mark: Haven’t you seen Shane McMahon’s last promo he did? It said eWa legends and it had Big Daddy Ace in that category.
Rhino: Oh…
(Big Daddy Ace drops the mic and raises the title into the air. “Lying From You” hits and the fans cheer as Big Daddy Ace rolls out of the ring and walks into the back.)
Mark:Its time for more eWa Action here at eWa Independence Day…
Subway vs Christian
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CHRISTIAN…
(“Just Close Your Eyes” by Waterproof Blonde as Christian enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Part of the Church of Pain… SUBWAY…
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…Christian locks horns with the former FTW Champion and is now backing him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee steps in for a clean break…
Mark:Thumb to the eye by Christian as the referee was stepping in between both men… Christian with an irish whip… Subway comes off the ropes and he gets nailed with a back body drop…
Rhino:Subway is now staggering around as he gets back up…
Mark:Christian charges with a clothesline… Subway ducks and Christian gets back dropped over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Christian took a hard fall there…
Mark:Subway dives through the ropes and lands right on top of Captain Charisma…
Rhino:Nice move from Subway…
Mark:Subway rolls Christian back in to the ring and he now opens up with right hands… A couple of uppercuts from Subway as Christian is backed up in to the corner…
Rhino:That is not where Christian wants to be…
Mark:Hard back elbow to the head of Christian from Subway… As he now whips him hard in to the far side corner…
Rhino:Captain Charisma is in some trouble…
Mark:Double Arm DDT by Subway… Heres the cover 1…………………..2…………… kickout by Christian…
Rhino:Subway is now waiting for Christian to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Kicks to the midsection as he whips him in to the ropes… Subway ducks his head… Christian puts on the breaks…
Rhino:Christian saw it coming…
Mark:Hard Kick right to the head…
Rhino:That is going to leave ringing in his ears…
Mark:Christian goes for a clothesline… Subway ducks out of the way… Christian turns around… SUBLINE!
Rhino:That has to be it…
Mark:Subway falls on top of Christian 1…………………….2……………..3…….NO! Christian has his foot on the ropes…
Rhino:That was a close one for Captain Charisma…
Mark:Forearm shots by Subway knocking Christian back in to the corner… Subway charges and Christian gets the boot up…
Rhino:Subway is now staggering around…
Mark:Christian now puts Subway up on the top rope…
Rhino:Here comes a superplex…
Mark:Superplex connects… Christian lays out Subway in the center of the ring… Christian gets on top 1…………………….2………………..3……NO! Subway got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Christian is now telling the Peeps its time for the Unprettier…
Mark:Christian has him hooked… UNPRET! NO! Subway pushes him off in the ropes…
Rhino:That could have been it for Subway…
Mark:SUBLINE! NO! Christian ducks out of the way…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Christian now hooks him up…UNPRETTIER!
Rhino:That has to be it…
Mark:Heres the cover 1……………………….2……………………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRISTIAN…
Rhino:Good win for Christian here tonight as Captain Charisma is on a roll…
Mark: Well what’s this about?
Rhino: It seems as if eWa’s only Olympic Gold Medalist has come out to grace us all with his presence.
Mark: How fitting.
( “Medal” blasts onto the PA as Kurt Angle walks out to the stage below the Hardcore Theater. He has a mic in his hand.)
Kurt Angle: Well well well, isn’t it Ironic that tonight, on July 4th, eWa’s only Olympic Gold Medalist has found himself in the Nation’s Capital, Washington D.C. (Crowd Cheers) Oh it’s true. And unlike the last time I was here, this city actually has for once, a winning sports franchise. (Crowd Boos) And no I don’t mean the Washington Wizards. Beating the Bulls is not an accomplishment when compared to winning gold medals with a broken freaking neck. Oh it’s true. (Crowd Boos) But you know, since it is the fourth of July and because well, yes, I am the business’ only Olympic Gold Medalist, I felt it’d be nice if I came out and sang a song for all of you. From one true champion to, well, non champions. (Crowd Boos) Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, “America the Beautiful”.
(The crowd laughs as Kurt begins to sing in an awful tone)
Kurt Angle: Ahem . . .
O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For *cough* purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plaaaaaain!
(Meanwhile the crowd starts up their famous ‘YOU SUCK’ chants)
Kurt Angle: America! AMERICA!
God shed His grace on THEEE,
And crown thy good with BROTHERhood
From sea to shining sea! *wheezing*
O beautiful for pil- You know what?! You know what?! Fine forget about it. If you people aren’t going to appreciate my great talent and pride for this country, then you’re not gonna get it. I mean you’d think the Nations Capital would atleast show a little respect for an Olympic Champion. But no, they’re booing me like Joe Gibbs in 2004. (Crowd Boos) Look, like Joe Gibbs, we both realize we can’t make anything in Washington better, so if all of you would please shut up for a moment and let me sing this song, we can all move on to a better part of our lives. Now AHEM–
(The DC crowd starts up the ‘YOU SUCK’ chants all over again)
Kurt Angle: FINE FINE. THAT’S IT. WANT ME TO SAY SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU GUYS HAPPY!? The Philadelphia Eagles are going down! (Crowd Cheers) The Philadelphia Eagles are going down! — Right after they beat the Washington Redskins for another NFC East Title! (Crowd Boos) Now all things aside that really suck, like this city, state, or whatever you guys go by these days. Tonight later on in the show a very important announcement will be made about the future of Degeneration-X. Basically about the future of the eWa. Because without DX, the eWa is simply nothing, it simply has no future. Which is why tonight I vow to the powers that are behind this operation to make the right choice, the Kurt Angle choice, the Third I choice. If the powers that are behind this operation have any ‘intelligence’, they will certainly realize that without DX, the eWa is filled with a bunch of gorillas. Oh it’s true. And if there’s one thing Kurt Angle can’t stand — it’s a bunch of gorillas. And if it comes down to the people’s vote, I’m honestly scared, because I’m sure all the losers in this city, would LOVE to watch all the crap talent that’s left around in the eWa, for the rest of their pathetic lives. (Crowd Boos) Oh it’s true. IT’S DAMN TRUE!
(The crowd boos loudly as Kurt leaves the stage with a smile)
Mark:Lets send it back to the ring for more action…
eWa Television Championship The Liquid Channel Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Static Star
Mark:We are now looking live at the eWa Studios in Chicago… The site of Lone Jobber vs Static Star for the eWa Television Championship…
Rhino:This one could be very interesting…
Mark:Lone Jobber has wander in to the TV Studio…
Rhino:Where is Static Star?
Mark:The lights have just gone off…
Rhino:Who hit the switch?
Mark:The lights come back on…
Rhino:Static Star is standing right behind Lone Jobber with a pitcher in his hand…
Mark:Static Star spins Lone Jobber around and he cracks the pitcher across the head of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:That looked like Lemon Juice I think…
Mark:I think you might be right about that… As Lone Jobber is trying to clear out his eyes…
Rhino:The lemon juice must sting in his eyes…
Mark:Static Star now gets on top of him and hammers him with right hands…
Rhino:Static Star is just hammering him at the moment…
Mark:Lone Jobber pushes him off as he continues to wipe at his eyes…
Rhino:Static Star is now standing up on the bar…
Mark:Flipping Neckbreaker by Static Star…
Rhino:That was one hell of a move right there…
Mark:Static Star with a cover 1…………………………2………………………Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Challenger is in control of this fight…
Mark:Static Star is now looking behind the bar for something…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on his feet…
Mark:Static Star is now spraying beer in to the eyes of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is having a lot of trouble seeing at the moment…
Mark:Static Star now gets out from behind the bar… Reverse DDT by Static Star… Here is a cover 1………………………….2…………………………Kickout again…
Rhino:Even though he cant see he is still continuing to fight…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on his feet…
Rhino:Static Star is now hooking him up for something…
Mark:Lone Jobber blocks the suplex and now nails him with strong uppercuts right to the jaw…
Rhino:The eWa Television Champion is now trying to take back control of this match…
Mark:Lone Jobber picks up a bar stool and cracks it across the back of Static Star…
Rhino:That’s a rude awakening for Static Star taking a shot right across the back…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Static Star 1…………………………2………………… Kickout by Static Star…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now looking around at the bar for something…
Mark:Static Star is back up on his feet and Lone Jobber picks up a glass pitcher with something inside of it…
Rhino:I cant tell what it is yet…
Mark:Static Star turns around and Lone Jobber pours what looks like Olive Juice I think all over him…Kick to the midsection and Lone Jobber drops him with a hang mans neckbreaker…
Rhino:Interesting choice of liquid by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Yes it was as he goes for another cover 1……………………………..2………… Static Star gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just picked up a pitcher of Battery Acid…
Mark:This could seriously injure Static Star…
Rhino:Static Star is turning around…
Mark:Static Star kicks the Acid out of his hands…
Rhino:He just saved himself and it just burnt a whole right through the bar…
Mark:Static Star with a spin kick laying out the eWa Television Champion…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up on his feet…
Mark:Running Spin Kick by Static Star…
Rhino:Static Star is now climbing back up on the bar…
Mark:We could be looking at the Shatterstar Press…
(Lights go off)
Rhino:Someone must have just hit a switch or something…
Mark:Someone turn the lights back on…
(Lights come back on)
Mark:ITS AARON MARX!
Rhino:What the hell is he doing there…
Mark:Aaron Marx is up on the bar with Static Star… Kick to the midsection… POWERBOMB OFF THE BAR!
Rhino:Static Star has been laid out by Aaron Marx…
Mark:This is giving Mr. eWa plenty of time to recover…
Rhino:He is now back up on his feet… And he just picked up a pitcher of what looks like to be blood…
Mark:Lone Jobber dumps the blood on Static Star…
Rhino:I guess he is trying to wake him back up…
Mark:Static Star is back up… Lone Jobber hooks him up… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Static Star has been laid out…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Static Star 1…………………..2………………….3…..Its over…
Pa Announcer:The winner of the Match and Still eWa Television Champion LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:Lone Jobber keeps the Television Championship…
Mark:Aaron Marx got involved and cost Static Star this match up… Its now time for our main event…
HBK:Woah, did I hear someone say Main Event?
(Shawn Michaels walks out on to the stage)
Rhino:What the hell does he want…
HBK:When you talk about Main Event… You dont talk about Heidenreich… You dont talk about JBL…You talk about the One and Only… The Showstopper… The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…Now the reason I am out here… Is to make a statement… So Big Daddy Ace… You decide to come out here and claim that you are the top guy in this company… That you are champion… Well… If you look what I am wearing around my waist… Is the DxWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… Which makes me the top guy around here…Not you… I show up for work when I dont even have a match…You dont show up when you have a match…That’s all I have to say… I wish I could be in this main event…But a certain guy… Wont Let Us Fight… Now before I got… I only got two words for ya… SUCK IT!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels walks to the back…)
Mark:I guess it is now time for the Main Event…
FTW Championship Death Match
Heidenreich(c) vs JBL
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Death Match and is for the FTW Championship… Introducing first…The Challenger… From New York City… Weighing in at 290 Pounds… JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD…
(“Longhorn” by WWE Productions plays as JBL enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New Orleans, Louisiana…Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The FTW Champion…HEIDENREICH…
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)
Mark:JBL gets right up in the face of Heidenreich…
Rhino:I will go on record and say that John wins…
Mark:Good choice… JBL goes for a right hand… Heidenreich blocks and he nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Heidenreich is opening up on JBL at the moment…
Mark:Irish whip by Heidenreich… JBL comes off the ropes and Heidenreich nails him with a back elbow…
Rhino:JBL gets right back up…
Mark:Heidenreich once again whips him in the ropes… Big Boot… No… JBL puts on the breaks and rolls to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Heidenreich is going out after JBL…
Mark:JBL just grabbed a steel chair and rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:I don’t think Heidenreich saw him pick up a chair…
Mark:Heidenreich rolls back in to the ring and JBL cracks Heidenreich across the back with the steel chair…
Rhino:That was smart move by JBL to sneak the chair in to the ring…
Mark:Heidenreich pulls himself back up and JBL nails him again with the steel chair and he knocks him right out of the ring…
Rhino:That was a vicious chair shot…
Mark:JBL now goes to the outside of the ring and is looking for something…
Rhino:JBL just pulled a table out from underneath the ring…
Mark:JBL now opens up the table and has it setup on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:This might not be good for the FTW Champion…
Mark:JBL has him setup… Powerbomb… No Heidenreich counters… Back Body Drop and JBL goes crashing through the table…
Rhino:That backfired on JBL…
Mark:Heidenreich now rolls JBL in to the ring…
Rhino:Heidenreich just picked up a barbed wire plank and slides it in to the ring…
Mark:JBL is back up on his feet…
Rhino:I don’t think he knows where he is right now…
Mark:Heidenreich picks him up… Side Walk Slam in the barbed wire…
Rhino:JBL just tasted some barbed wire…
Mark:Cover by Heidenreich 1……………………..2………………… JBL gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Heidenreich is now back on the outside of the ring and is looking for something underneath the ring…
Mark:It’s a 2×4 wrapped in barbed wire…
Rhino:He just pulled out a book of matches…
Mark:This might not be good for JBL…
Rhino:The 2×4 is on fire…
Mark:Heidenreich has a flaming 2×4 wrapped in barbed wire…
Rhino:JBL staggers around…
Mark:Funaki is in the ring… Flaming 2×4 right to the skull of Funaki…
Rhino:Funaki took one for JBL… As he is part of his Cabinet…
Mark:Here comes Warrior and he takes a flaming 2×4 wrapped in barbed wire right to the skull…
Rhino:The Million Dollar Man just gave JBL a Singapore cane…
Mark:Heidenreich turns around… Singapore Cane right to the forehead of Heidenreich…
Rhino:The FTW Champion is still standing…
Mark:CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Heres the cover by JBL 1…………………………..2…………………..3……..NO! Heidneriech kicks out…
Rhino:That was very close…
Mark:The Million Dollar Man is telling JBL something…
Rhino:JBL pulls out the barbed wire plank…
Mark:Heidenreich is staggering out… JBL kicks him in the midsection… Powerbomb is blocked…Heidenreich is firing back with right hands…
Rhino:There is still some fight left in the FTW Champion…
Mark:Heidenreich whips him in to the ropes… Big Boot…
Rhino:Million Dollar Man is up on the ring apron…
Mark:Heidenreich knocks him off the apron…
Rhino:JBL is back up…
Mark:Heidenreich just threw a match on the barbed wire…
Rhino:The Barbed Wire Plank is on fire…
Mark:POWER DUNK! ON TO THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:Heres the cover 1…………………………..2…………………3… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW Champion HEIDENREICH…
Rhino:Heidenreich retains his title over JBL…
Mark:That was a brutal match… We are out of time… Stayed Tuned for the Independence Day Specials… Good Night From Washington DC…
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