Nightmare on EWA Boulevard 2005
Mark:Welcome everyone to Houston, Texas and welcome to Nightmare on eWa Boulevard… And tonight we have one of the most anticipated main events of all time…As Triple H defends the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Title against Sting…
Rhino:I cant wait to see what happens… But what kind of surprise does Triple H have for Sting tonight?
Mark:Who knows… But we will find out later tonight… Also tonight it will be a Three Way House of Pain Match for the FTW Championship as Raven puts the gold on the line against Subway and Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Who will walk out of that match the FTW Champion?
Mark:Plus a battle of big time players in the eWa as Heidenreich battles Payne Killer… Plus a lot more… As we get set now for our opening contest…
Simon Dean vs Joe Mazaranno
Pa Announcer:Tonights opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toms River, NJ… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… SIMON DEAN…
(“Simon System” plays as Simon Dean enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Beech Groove, Indiana… Weighing in at 286 Pounds… JOE MAZARANNO…
(“Let The Bodies Hit The Floor” plays as Joe Mazaranno enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:Simon Dean is doing his stretches…
Mark:What in the world is he doing?
Rhino:Hes getting loose…
Mark:Joe Mazaranno is getting fed up with Simon Dean…
Rhino:Well Simon Dean is a fitness guru… With his Simon System…
Mark:You need his Simon System…
Rhino:Hey…
Mark:Mazaranno with a right hand to Simon Dean… A couple of more right hands by Joe Mazaranno backing Simon Dean in to the ropes… Irish whip by Joe Mazaranno… Mazaranno ducks his head… Simon Dean puts on the breaks and kicks Joe Mazaranno right in the head…
Rhino:That was a stiff kick…
Mark:Simon Dean scoops up and slams Joe Mazaranno straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Simon Dean is now doing jumping jacks…
Mark:He is out of his mind…
Rhino:I agree…But it works for him…
Mark:Simon Dean now waits for Joe Mazaranno gets up on his feet… Hip Toss by Simon Dean to Joe Mazaranno… Mazaranno gets back up and gets taken down with a clothesline… Simon Dean goes for a cover 1………………………..2……………….. Kickout by Joe Mazaranno…
Rhino:Joe Mazaranno is really not in to it right now…
Mark:Simon Dean hooks up Joe Mazaranno and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Joe Mazaranno needs to get himself in to gear…
Mark:Simon Dean whips Joe Mazaranno in to the corner…
Rhino:Simon Dean looks to be in complete control…
Mark:Dean charges in… Mazaranno gets his boot up and he nails Simon Dean right in the head…
Rhino:Looks like there is still some fight in Joe Mazaranno…
Mark:Simon Dean is back up and Joe Mazaranno nails him with right hands… Hard irish whip by Joe Mazaranno… Simon Dean comes off the ropes… Powerslam…
Rhino:Joe Mazaranno is on fire…
Mark:Mazaranno with a cover 1………………………..2……………………….. Kickout by Simon Dean…
Rhino:Joe Mazaranno is feeling it…
Mark:Mazaranno kicks Simon Dean in the midsection… DDT… Another cover 1…………………….2…………………… Simon Dean kicks out…
Rhino:Simon Dean is in trouble…
Mark:Simon Dean is back up… Joe Mazaranno charges… Simon Dean ducks as he spins Joe Mazaranno around… SIMON CRUSHER!
Rhino:That’s it…
Mark:Simon Dean hooks the leg 1……………………………..2…………………………….3……. Its Over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SIMON DEAN…
Rhino:Simon Dean gets the win in his first match up here in the eWa…
Mark:Simon Dean and his Simon System are here in the eWa… Lets get back to the ring for our next contest…
X-Pac vs Vinny Lucchese
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From From Minneapolis, Minnesota… Weighing in at 213 Pounds… X-PAC…
(“What You Look At” plays as X-Pac enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… The Ice Man VINNY LUCCHESE…
(Vinny Lucchese’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…
Rhino:This is Vinny Lucchese first match up back here in the eWa…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese nails X-Pac with right hands… Vinny Lucchese backs X-Pac in to the ropes… Lucchese scoops up X-Pac and drops him throat first on to the top rope…
Rhino:Vinny Lucchese is coming right out and trying to take it to X-Pac…
Mark:X-Pac spins around and gets taken out with a clothesline…
Rhino:Vinny Lucchese just took his head off with that clothesline…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese goes for a cover 1……………………2……………. X-Pac gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:X-Pac is back up on his feet…
Mark:Lucchese kicks him in the midsection… X-Pac however catches his foot and spins him around nailing Vinny Lucchese in the face with a spin kick…
Rhino:That was a nice move by X-Pac…
Mark:X-Pac goes for a cover 1……………………2…………… Vinny Lucchese gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:X-Pac is mounting Vinny Lucchese…
Mark:X-Pac opens up with right hands… X-Pac gets up and nails him with a spinning leg drop… Another cover by X-Pac 1……………………………2…………………………… Vinny Lucchese again gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Vinny Lucchese was in control but the veteran X-Pac has taken over…
Mark:Look at the ramp Rhino…
Rhino:Its Nash and Hall…What are they doing out here?
Mark:X-Pac now whips Vinny Lucchese in to the corner… X-Pac walks over to the corner and he nails him with kicks and a kick right to the head…
Rhino:He just laid out Vinny Lucchese…
Mark:X-Pac charges in and connects with a bronco buster…
Rhino:It looks like X-Pac is in complete control…
Mark:The Outsiders are liking what they are seeing at the moment…
Rhino:Vinny Lucchese staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:X-Pac kicks him in to the midsection… Vinny Lucchese catches the foot and spins X-Pac around in to a spinning clothesline…
Rhino:X-Pac went for the X-Factor but Vinny was able to counter…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese now hooks up X-Pac… Brainbuster by The Ice Man…
Rhino:I think that could be it right here and now…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese hooks the leg 1………………………………2………………………… X-Pac kicks out…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese now hooks up X-Pac for the Greetings From The Family… X-Pac gets out and goes behind Vinny Lucchese with a school boy 1…………………………….2……………………………. Lucchese kicks out…
Rhino:X-Pac was looking to steal a win right there…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese gets back up on his feet and charges with a clothesline… X-Pac ducks and nails him with a standing spin kick…
Rhino:X-Pac took his head off with that shot…
Mark:Vinny Lucchese staggers to his feet… Kick to the midsection… X-FAC NO! Countered by The Ice Man… Vinny Lucchese hooks him up… GREETINGS FROM THE FAMILY!
Rhino:That’s it…
Mark:Nash and Hall shake their head in disappointment as the referee counts 1………………………..2………………………….3………. This one is over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner VINNY LUCCHESE…
Rhino:The Ice Man makes an impactful return to the eWa with a win over X-Pac…
Mark:X-Pac put up a fight but it wasn’t his night tonight… As we get set for our next contest…
Steve Austin vs Big Daddy Ace
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN…
(“Glass Shatters” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE…
(“Sinister/Sinster Tech” by Tch N9ne plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:Steve Austin and Big Daddy Ace are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Stone Cold is talking some smack to Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace reaches back and nails Stone Cold with a right hand… Stone Cold comes back and hammers Ace with a right hand…
Rhino:There they go…
Mark:Both men trading right hands back and forth now…
Rhino:They are just slugging it out… Back and forth…
Mark:Stone Cold blocks a right hand and knocks down Big Daddy Ace with a big right hand…
Rhino:Ace gets right back up…
Mark:Austin with a kick to the midsection and he nails him with a swinging neckbreaker… As Austin begins to choke the life out of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Look at how vicious Austin is…
Mark:Stone Cold now drives the point of the elbow right in to the face of Big Daddy Ace… Austin goes for the cover 1………………………….2………………………Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Stone Cold is backing Big Daddy Ace up in to the corner…
Mark:Steve Austin with stomps to the midsection of Big Daddy Ace in the corner…
Rhino:Stone Cold is just stomping a mudhole in Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Austin is on fire…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering up to his feet…
Mark:Stone Cold charges with a clothesline… Ducked by Big Daddy Ace and Stone Cold gets back dropped over the top rope and Stone Cold crashes to the floor…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace saw him coming and is now going to take advantage…
Mark:Ace on the outside of the ring and whips Stone Cold hard in to the ringside steps…
Rhino:Stone Cold is holding on to his shoulder after crashing in to the steps…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace grabs Stone Cold and pushes him shoulder first in to the ring post…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is working over the Stunner arm…Which is a good strategy…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace rolls Stone Cold back in to the ring as he nails him with a shoulder breaker… As he goes for a cover 1…………………………2…………………. Stone Cold kicks out…
Rhino:Stone Cold is really hurting…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now grabs Stone Cold and throws him shoulder first in between the turnbuckles and he goes shoulder first in to the ringpost…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is looking dominant right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now whips Stone Cold in to the ropes… Tilt a whirl backbreaker by Big Daddy Ace driving him in to the canvas… Another cover by Big Daddy Ace 1……………………….2………………………….. Kickout again by Stone Cold…
Rhino:Stone Cold is trying to shake his arm to get some feeling back in to it as he gets back up on his feet…
Mark:Ace with a right hand… Blocked by Stone Cold… Austin goes for the right… But as he goes to throw the right hand his shoulder gives out…
Rhino:Stone Cold’s shoulder is really hurting him…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now kicks Stone Cold in the midsection and he slams him right on his shoulder…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now telling everyone that it is time to end it…
Mark:Stone Cold gets back up… Ace kicks him in the midsection… PSYCHO DD-NO! Stone Cold blocks it and hammers Ace with left hands…
Rhino:Austin is trying his best to fire back at Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Stone Cold whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Lou Thez press followed by lefts and one right hand…
Rhino:Ace is on the defensive right now…
Mark:Stone Cold with a kick to the midsection and he hooks him up with a DDT…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering back up to his feet…
Mark:Austin kicks him in the midsection… STUNNER! NO! Big Daddy Ace pushes Stone Cold in to the ropes… Austin comes off the rope… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just speared Stone Cold out of his boots…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… PSYCHO DROP! By Big Daddy Ace… As he goes for the cover 1…………………………2……………………..3………… Its Over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is going to be one of the six men in the Extreme Bowl…
Mark:Big win for Big Daddy Ace… As we get set for our next match…
eWa X Championship Texas Death Match
Eric Stryker(c) vs Christian
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a TEXAS DEATH MATCH and is for the eWa X Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CHRISTIAN…
(“Just Close Your Eyes” plays as Christian walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New York City… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… The eWa X Champion… ERIC STRYKER…
(“Accidents” plays as Eric Stryker enters the arena…)
Mark:This match up is now under way as Eric Stryker locks up with Christian in the center of the ring… Both men battle for position…Eric Stryker backs Christian up in to the ropes… Christian changes position with Eric Stryker and nails him with a knife edge chop… One more chop by Christian to the chest of Eric Stryker…
Rhino:Stryker just nailed Christian with a chop to the chest…
Mark:It’s a chop fest back and forth by both men…Christian gets sent in to the ropes by Eric Stryker…Christian comes off the ropes.. And Eric Stryker nails Christian with a back body drop…
Rhino:Christian is staggering around…
Mark:Running clothesline by Eric Stryker sending Christian over the top rope and to the outside…
Rhino:Christian is in a bad mood on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Eric Stryker leaps over the top rope and lands right on top of Christian on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Look at the eWa X Champion go…
Mark:Eric Stryker now whips Christian in to the steps… Reverasl by Christian and it sends Eric Stryker hard in to the steel steps… Christian goes for a quick cover 1………………..2…………. Eric Stryker kicks out…
Rhino:Christian is now dragging Eric Stryker up the ramp…
Mark:Vertical Suplex by Christian driving Eric Stryker right on to the steel on the entrance ramp…
Rhino:The Champion of the Peeps is walking back down to the ring and is pulling out a trash can from underneath the ring…
Mark:The eWa X Champion makes his way back up on to his feet and Christian nails him right in the head with the trash can…
Rhino:Christian is bringing his A Game right now…
Mark:Eric Stryker is being brought up the ramp by Christian as they are on the top of the stage now…
Rhino:Christian is looking to drill Eric Stryker in to the steel…
Mark:Christian hooks up Eric Stryker for a piledriver… Stryker with a counter and a back drop…
Rhino:Instead of Eric Stryker tasting the steel head first… Christian lands on the steel and he hit it hard…
Mark:Eric Stryker now back up as he waits for Christian to get back up… Dropkick by Eric Stryker catching Christian right in the face…
Rhino:Christian is in some trouble now…
Mark:DDT by Eric Stryker driving Christian face first in to the steel…
Rhino:The eWa X Champion now walks behind the curtain and is bringing out a steel chair…
Mark:Christian is staggering up to his feet… Stryker swings the chair… Blocked by Christian…And Christian nails him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Christian is now laying out the chair…
Mark:Christian is hooking up Eric Stryker for the unprettier…UNPRETTIER NO! Eric Stryker pushes him off and he pulls him down by the hair and Christian hits the steel again…
Rhino:Eric Stryker picks up the Steel Chair…
Mark:Christian turns around… Chair Shot right to the head of Christian…
Rhino:Captain Charisma has been laid out…
Mark:Eric Stryker now goes behind Christian… LIGHTS OUT!
Rhino:I believe that’s light’s out for Christian…
Mark:Cover by Eric Stryker 1…………………………….2………………………..3……. Eric Stryker has just pinned Christian…
Pa Announcer:The winner of the fall ERIC STRYKER… Christian now has sixty seconds to get back in to the ring…
Rhino:Eric Stryker has Christian setup for something…
Mark:Eric Stryker THROWS CHRISTIAN OFF THE STAGE AND HE CRASHES THROUGH A TABLE!
Rhino:I don’t think Christian is going to make it back…
Mark:Eric Stryker rolls back in to the ring with thirty seconds to go…
Rhino:Christian is not moving…
Mark:Ten… Nine… Eight… Seven… Six… Five… Four… Three… Two… One… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa X Champion ERIC STRYKER…
Rhino:Christian is being helped out by the medical staff…
Mark:Eric Stryker retains the eWa X Championship as he tries to get back on a roll here in the eWa… As we get set for our next contest…
Heidenreich vs Payne Killer
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From New Orleans… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… HEIDENREICH…
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Selma,Ca… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… Part of the Third World Empire… PAYNE KILLER…
(“Thou Shall” plays as Payne Killer enters the arena…)
Rhino:This is a battle of big time players in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…
Mark:Payne Killer gets up in the face of Heidenreich… Heidenreich takes a right hand from Payne Killer… Right hand by Payne Killer…
Rhino:Both men took a shot from the other and they both smile at one another…
Mark:Payne Killer whips Heidenreich in to the ropes… Reversal by Payne Killer… Heidenreich comes off the ropes…Ducks the clothesline from Payne Killer… Payne Killer turns around and Heidenreich nails him with a big right hand…
Rhino:That was one hell of a right hand…
Mark:Heidenreich with stiff kicks to the midsection backing Payne Killer in to the corner… And is now choking Payne Killer with his boot…
Rhino:Heidenreich is choking out Payne Killer…
Mark:Heidenreich with a hard irish whip in to the corner… Payne Killer hits the corner and goes crashing to the canvas…
Rhino:That was a hard irish whip and Payne Killer is in some trouble…
Mark:Heidenreich now scoops up Payne Killer and snake eyes Payne Killer on the top rope…
Rhino:Payne Killer is staggering around…
Mark:Heidenreich nails Payne Killer with a big boot laying him out…
Rhino:I think this one could be over right now…
Mark:Heidenreich with a cover 1……………………….2…………………….. Kickout by Payne Killer…
Rhino:Payne Killer is rolling out of the ring trying to regroup…
Mark:Heidenreich is bringing his A Game at the moment…Heidenreich goes to the outside after Payne Killer…
Rhino:Payne Killer is having Heidenreich chase him around the ring…
Mark:Payne Killer rolls back in…
Rhino:Heidenreich follows him back in to the ring…
Mark:Payne Killer stomps away at Heidenreich in the back…
Rhino:Payne Killer is stomping away at the monster known as Heidenreich…
Mark:Right now in the ring Payne Killer is mounting Heidenreich and is hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:Heidenreich is now on the defensive now…
Mark:Payne Killer now with right hands backing Heidenreich up in to the corner…Nailing Heidenreich in the midsection with right hands…
Rhino:He is just opening up on Heidenreich…
Mark:Payne Killer hooks up Heidenreich and drives him in to the mat with a jackhammer slam…Payne Killer goes for a cover 1…………………………………2……………………….. Heidenreich kicks out…
Rhino:Heidenreich is in some trouble now…
Mark:Payne Killer now hooks up Heidenreich with a double underhook suplex… Floatover by Payne Killer 1…………………………….2………………………………. Kickout by Heidenreich…
Rhino:Heidenreich struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Kick to the midsection by Payne Killer…Gutwrench Powerbomb…Cover by Payne Killer 1……………………………..2…………………………………3… NO! Heidenreich gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close one…
Mark:Payne Killer now whips Heidenreich in to the corner…Payne Killer charges in at Heidenreich… Heidenreich moves out of the way and Payne Killer crashes in to the corner…
Rhino:Payne Killer is now staggering around…
Mark:Tilt a whirl slam by Heidenreich driving Payne Killer in to the canvas…
Rhino:Heidenreich is now trying to regroup and try to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Payne Killer is back up on his feet… Heidenreich nails Payne Killer with right hands…
Rhino:Payne Killer is basically out on his feet right now…
Mark:Heidenreich kicks Payne Killer right in the head…
Rhino:Payne Killer is staggering around…
Mark:Heidenreich goes behind Payne Killer… Reverse DDT by Heidenreich… Cover by Heidenreich 1………………………………2………………………… Payne Killer gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Payne Killer is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Heidenreich nails Payne Killer with a couple of right hands… Backing Payne Killer in to the ropes… Irish whip by Heidenreich… Reversal by Payne Killer… SPINEBUSTER by Payne Killer…
Rhino:Payne Killer drives Heidenreich in to the mat…
Mark:Payne Killer falls on top of Heidenreich 1……………………………………..2………………….. Heidenreich gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Payne Killer is pulling himself back up…
Rhino:Heidenreich gets back up as well…
Mark:Payne Killer hooks up Heidenreich for the Payne Reliever…
Rhino:Payne Killer has him up…
Mark:PAYNE RELIEVER! NO! Heidenreich gets out of the Payne Reliever… Both men turn around… Double Clothesline…
Rhino:Both men are down…
Mark:Heidenreich and Payne Killer are staggering up to their feet…
Rhino:They are staggering around back in to the middle of the ring…
Mark:Right hand by Heidenreich… Right hand by Payne Killer…
Rhino:They are trading blows back and forth…
Mark:Payne Killer with a couple of more right hands by Heidenreich…
Rhino:Payne Killer is setting up Heidenreich for a powerbomb…
Mark:SITDOWN POWERBOMB! 1…………………………..2……………………………….3…… NOT YET! Heidenreich kicks out…
Rhino:That was very very close…
Mark:Heidenreich is staggering up to his feet…
Rhino:Payne Killer is going to end it right here with the Payne Reliever…
Mark:Payne Killer hooks up Heidenreich… Heidenreich blocks and hammers Payne Killer with right hands…
Rhino:Heidenreich is firing back…
Mark:Hard Irish whip by Heidenreich… SWINGING SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover 1………………………………………2……………………………………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner HEIDENREICH…
Rhino:With in a quick second Heidenreich ended this match up…
Mark:That was a wild match…Its now time for the House of Pain Match…
FTW Championship House of Pain Match
Raven(c) vs Subway vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a House of Pain Match… Introducing first… The Challengers… From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Part of the Third World Empire… SUBWAY…
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway walks in to the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… Part of the Third World Empire… DOUG KINSELLA…
(“In The End” by Linkin Park plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From The Bowlery… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… The FTW Champion.. RAVEN…
(“Scream” plays as Raven walks in to the arena…)
Rhino:This one has slobberknocker written all over it…
Mark:I agree with you completely…Doug Kinsella goes right after Raven as he takes him down and hammers him with right hands…Raven now rolls over and he nails Doug Kinsella with right hands…
Rhino:Look at them just beat the hell out of one another…
Mark:Subway is just allowing them to go at it…
Rhino:And they are just tearing at one another…
Mark:Raven is up and Subway grabs him by the hair and throws him in to the barbed wire cage…Subway grabs him by the hair again and throws him face first in to the cage as well…
Rhino:Raven is just staggering around…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a running clothesline as he takes Raven’s head off as he was staggering around…
Rhino:Subway and Doug Kinsella are now face to face in the center of the ring…
Mark:Its every man for themselves… Doug Kinsella strikes first… Blocked by Subway and Subway nails Doug Kinsella with right hands…
Rhino:Look at Subway go…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is backed right up in to the barbed wire cage… Irish whip by Subway and Doug Kinsella gets sent in to the other side of the ring…
Rhino:Doug put on the breaks…
Mark:Subway with a clothesline from behind and he drives Doug Kinsella right in to the cage…
Rhino:Raven is now back up…
Mark:Raven turns Subway around… Swinging neckbreaker by Raven to Subway…
Rhino:Raven is now looking to take control…
Mark:Raven grabs Doug Kinsella and throws him in to the ladders where the turnbuckles would be…
Rhino:Doug looks to be bleeding…
Mark:Raven with a running high knee to Subway… Raven goes for a cover 1……………………….2……………. Kickout by Subway…
Rhino:Raven is showing why he is the FTW Champion right now…
Mark:Subway is back up on his feet… Kick to the midsection by Raven… Russian Leg Sweep by the FTW Champion…Cover by Raven again 1……………………………2……………. Doug Kinsella comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now going to take control over Raven…
Mark:Doug Kinsella scoops up Raven and throws him face first in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Raven has tasted the barbed wire a lot so far…
Mark:Raven is now bleeding as well… As Doug Kinsella hooks him up and drops him with vertical suplex…
Rhino:Look at Subway… He is standing on top of the ladder…
Mark:SPLASH FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER BY SUBWAY! As he lands right on top of the FTW Champion…
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:Doug Kinsella takes advantage and covers Raven 1……………………………..2…………………………….. Subway breaks it up…
Rhino:It looks like Doug and Subway are going to go at it again now…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a stiff kick to Subway… As he hooks him up and nails him with a piledriver…Doug now covers Subway 1…………………………..2……………………Subway kicks out…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now climbing up the ladder in the corner…
Mark:Subway is staggering around…
Rhino:So is Raven…
Mark:FLYING CROSS BODY BY DOUG KINSELLA! Subway ducks… Raven Ducks… And Doug Kinsella crashes to the canvas…
Rhino:He went for a big move but it backfired…
Mark:He had two targets and missed them both…
Rhino:Raven is now working over Doug Kinsella in the corner…
Mark:Raven is choking out Doug Kinsella in the corner…
Rhino:Subway is back up on his feet…
Mark:Raven with a hard irish whip and Doug Kinsella bounces off the cage…
Rhino:Doug is staggering around…
Mark:SUBLINE!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella has been laid out with the Subline…
Mark:Subway covers Doug Kinsella 1…………………………..2………………….. Raven pulls him off…
Rhino:Raven is now hammering Subway with right hands…
Mark:Subway is firing back as well…Dropkick to the knee by Raven taking out Subway…
Rhino:Subway didn’t see the dropkick coming…
Mark:Raven now hooks up Subway by the leg… And he slingshots Subway in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Subway doesn’t know where he is as he is now bleeding…
Mark:Raven hooks him up… EVENFLOW DDT!
Rhino:Subway has been laid out…
Mark:Raven with a cover on Subway 1………………………………………2………………………………… Doug Kinsella breaks it up…
Rhino:This has been a wild match…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is now waiting for Raven to get back up on his feet…Doug goes in for the kill… IMPACT DROP!
Rhino:The FTW Champion has been laid out…
Mark:Doug Kinsella goes for the cover…Subway stops him and spins him around…
Rhino:Subway is now hammering Doug…
Mark:Kick to the midsection by Subway… Neckbreaker…
Rhino:Subway is now picking up the ladder from the corner…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is staggering up…
Rhino:Subway has the ladder…
Mark:Subway charges… Doug Kinsella ducks… But Raven takes the ladder right to the head…
Rhino:Raven looks to be out of it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella spins Subway around… And he nails him with right hands…
Rhino:Subway is now out on his feet…
Mark:Doug with a kick to the midsection… IMPACT DROP! NO! Subway pushes him off the in to the cage…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering around…
Mark:SUBLINE!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Cover by Subway 1………………………………2…………………………….3…………NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW FTW CHAMPION SUBWAY…
Rhino:Subway pulls it out and now Doug Kinsella is going to be force to wear a jester outfit…
Mark:Here comes Lita bringing the jester’s out as officials put the ring back together…
Rhino:The referee gives the outfit to Doug and he has to put it on now…
Mark:The fans and Lita are laughing at Doug as he puts the outfit on…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella must be hating this…
Mark:The fans are enjoying it as he has the Jester Outfit on…
Rhino:Thirty Days is going to be a long time for Doug…
Mark:Everyone is going to get their money’s worth… As we now get set for the eWa Television Championship Match…
(On Location Chizim Cattle Ranch, just 30 miles from the Show On location Mick Foley, Terry Funk and The Assassin all are standing in front of the Stables.)
eWa Television Championship match
Threat Last Man Standing Cow Ranch Match
Shawn Michaels(c) Vs The Assassin
Written By Res78y84@verizon.net aKa nexsubman
OOC: Just wanted to say to your all I am doing my best to bring something different and if anyone of has an idea that has TLC to it let me know, i am trying different things so bare with me. Thanks Jeff
Mick Foley:Hello HOUSTON TEXAS! (crowd pops) Welcome to the BIG match of the night so each and everyone of you knows at home tonight we are going to show you all why we here on weekly stand out BEYOND the rest. Now for you fans here you won’t here commentary by Mark and Rhino as the fans at the arena will. Now I and Sub Way have made sure there are plenty of cameras here to get ever bit of action. Rules have changed a bit, just to ruffle Michaels feathers not only must you K.O. your opponent you must also WALK OUT of the Ranch through those two gates the front door. Since you all know who everyone is theres no need for introductions or music Assassin is here as you can see…Terry Funk is here as well…The Assassin is ready Terry is seen whispering in Assassins ear…are you people ready?on the scene crowd of about 3000 cheers yes…Yeah as I look out here and see the MOST die hard of EWA fans who paid good money just to be here now, I just wanna say before we start this up, each one of you here all 3000 of you are Now the Official TLC Fan Club and as die hard members each of you next time EWA comes to town gets FRONT ROW seating to our next LIVE TV Taping! (crowd goes bonkers) Now Lets Get Ready Too Rum…(with no warning from the open doors of the stable leading to the hay loft on the second story comes HBK in Cowboy Vest and matching Chaps White tank top blue jeans and Cowboy boots on)
Mark: WOW Heartbreak Kid just Dove from out of that Hay Loft up there and just Suicde splashed Mick and Assassin as Terry barely got out of the way….
Rhino: The fans Chanting “Holy Shit”….Terry Funk has a big Shovel…as HBK gets to his feet he Crotch Chops at Mick and Yells SUCK IT!
Mark: Funk to the back with the shovel what a shot and HBK is down to one knee.
Rhino: Funk is giving the shovel to Assassin …ASSASSIN goes behind Michaels who is steal holding his back. Assassin is choking HBK with the shovel!
Mark: Think HBK even knows it was Funk who hit him?
Rhino: Doubt it, that was a sneaky move, HBK struggling he gets too both feet low blow back kick to Assassin. Mick is on the other side of the railing used to herd the cattle outside for feedings.
Mark: Mick yelling at HBK “YOUR FINISHED YOU LOSE TONIGHT!” Not good for HBK. I am sure Sub Way is behind this.
Rhino: HBK whips Assassin into the Railing towards Mick then kicks Assassin in the ribs and again pointing at Mick!
Mark: HBK is saying this could be you Foley!
Rhino: HBK Stepping on Assassins throat choking the life from Assassin with the heel of his boot as he stares at Foley and Foleys stare back.
Mark: HBK now walking away where is he going , around the corner and look at that O MY GOD NO!
Rhino: HE HAS A PITCH FORK! Sub Ways TLC Division is Turning HBK into a madman and Foley is just edging HBK on. HBK is running going towards Assassin…
Mark: ASSASSIN MOVES BARELY! Assassin has something in his hand and HE JUST THREW A PILE OF SHIT AT HBK!
Rhino: HBK ducks it, that would have sucked, Assassin with a clothesline, Assassin stomping at HBK.
Mark: Assassin has HBK up and gives a chop to the chest, but not full effect so Assassin ripping the vest of HBK. And another Chop this times he lights HBK’s chest up.
Rhino: Assassin taking control and leading HBK towards the cows now…whats he going to do. HBK is fighting back with chops off his own now there trading chops back and forth.
Mark: Man what was Assassin going to do? HBK blocks and kicks Assassin to the Midsection, guess whatever it was we have to wait. HBK MOONSAULT off the railing!
Rhino: Fans showing HBK approval on that move with a good old Holy Shit chant, HBK has Assassin by a hand full of hair…he dumps Assassins head in tot he feeding troff now in the water troff.
Mark: This is great,these guys are killing each in the MUD! The fans love it, almost like we got the ECW crowd out there. As HBK now is stuffing Assassins face in a big puddle of mud, O NO!
Rhino: Shawn STOP YOUR GOING TO KILL HIM! Terry FUNK WITH THE SHOVEL AND HBK DUCKS,but Assassin is free and gasping for air as Shawn looks to go after Funk ..Funk with a shot to the mid section and now the back, Assassin is now up and Terry…
Mark:….is instructing Assassin to bring Shawn to the barn as Foley opens the lower doors leading inside to the stalls… rows of them on each side. As Assassin and HBK make there way back Assassin has been punching and slamming Shawn around!
Rhino:Mick is down a few stalls and is Yelling for Assassin to bring Heartbreak down here as Assassin begins to slam HBK head first into every stall door on the way down!
Mark: Assassin has him by the chaps and back of hair, every time he slams him into a door HBK crawls to get away Assassin does it again!
Rhino: Thats six times and HBK is busted open as Blood pours from his forehead onto the ground, Mick says in here as Terry watches closely. Assassin throws HBK into the door as Shawn crashes through and IT’S THE BUTCHER FORKING AT HBK, HE SMEALS THE BLOOD LIKE A SHARK!
Mark: IT WAS A TRAP! Thats what the T was for Threat…equals The Butcher Abdulah ….Mick and Terry back away as Abby rips into Michaels..Assassin comes in and kicks HBK in the inside legs that where attacked last week…..Abby is looking at Assassin, Terry yelling to Assassin to run!
Rhino: Abby coming after Assassin, Assassin turns and TRIPS! What bad luck. He’s screwed LOOK AIR ABBY! Mad Man Sudan Elbow Drop! Thats the highest you ever see Abby off the ground.
Mark: Mick now taking control over Abby leading him out of the match damage has been down..Terry starts the count…3………..4……………5…HBK is on all fours and Assassin in clutching his chest from that 450 pound elbow drop…8..HBK is up as Assassin begins to pull himself up using the stall as HBK with a kick to Assassin and now is leading Assassin out of the stable, and back all the way into the cattle holding area on the opposite side.
Rhino:Mouthful Mark, HBK and Assassin are showing what EWA Weekly are made of, as they continue to fight back and forth now, HBK cuts off Assassin and sends him into the railing now dumps Assassin over railing to the inside walk way between the cattle and outside.
Rhino: What a match HBK has been fighting FOUR people…and ONES not even a wrestler here. Shawn ON the railing cross body on Assassin.
Mark: He dumps him over and into the cattle herd as the cattle aren’t moving be careful Assassin geez. Shawn is favoring one of his legs, must be some flesh torn from that Tai Pei Death Match. HBK climbs over the railing.
Rhino: Assassin in big trouble as HBK sets him up for a ATOMIC DROP…NO he sat him up on a cattle now punches him in the jaw and kicks the Cow as hard as he can and it begins to run away as do the rest it starts a small stampede as your see Assassin holding on for dear life!
Mark: Fans starting the Holy Shit chant again and whats this Shawn and Terry are facing off! Shawn says do your damn job Funker! As Terry says “NO way I am NOT GETTING IN THAT!” HBK yells “you better stay out of my way, your hit me again and its lights out for you oldman” Terry yells back ” T is for Threat jackass…T Is for Terry Funk and it’s LEGAL!”
Rhino: Now thats just strange…Sub Way is behind it what else is new. HBK is going over and grabbing the Tv title as we see Assassin just fell OFF! HE GOT TRAMPLED! He may need help Funk heading there as Assassin not moving…..1…………….2……………3……………4…………..5 HBK walking out there with title in hand…8…………..9…………………10 Terry tried to drag it out but Assassin is down and thats the last man Standing Shawn Michaels!
Mark: Winded Rhino? Funk is heading towards HBK and HBK towards Terry Funk they charge each other Terry with a clothesline…HBK ducks…Terry turns as HBK with SWEET CHIN MUSIC TOO FUNKER!
Rhino: HBK is heading to the gates as we have seen one brutally strange match. The fans are giving Shawn heat as he limps to the gate now opening and Its OVER he is out of the gate, he taunts the fans with crotch chops and then holds up the eWa Tv Championship then he hopes into a black and neon green hummer and leaves as The Hummer plays DX Theme.
Mark: The TLC Division has defiantly turned it up the last few matches, to start 2005! Lets get ready for our main event…
eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship No Holds Barred Match
Triple H(c) vs Sting
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH and is for the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Venice Beach,Ca… Weighing in at 252 pounds… STING…
(“Crow” plays as Sting enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… A member of Degeneration X… The eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… The Game… TRIPLE H…
(“The Game” plays as Triple H walks in to the arena…)
Rhino:Why does Triple H have a microphone?
Mark:I don’t know…
HHH:Stinger… You see I know you want this title… I know you want to be the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… But you signed a contract… And on this contract… It states before you face me… You have to face these two men…
(“Break it Down” plays as Scott Hall and Kevin Nash enter the arena…)
HHH:So Stinger… Good Luck…
Mark:Kevin Nash and Scott Hall are surrounding Sting in the ring…
Rhino:And here goes Sting…
Mark:Sting hammers Hall with right hands… From behind Kevin Nash nails Sting with a couple of forearm shots…
Rhino:Nash is backing Sting in to the corner…
Mark:Hall is back up… And now they are double teaming Sting in the corner with both men trading shots…
Rhino:Triple H is just enjoying all of this…
Mark:Kevin Nash with an irish whip… Nash charges in… Sting moves and Kevin Nash goes crashing in to the corner… Scott Hall comes charging in and he gets taken out with a clothesline…
Rhino:Sting is coming back…
Mark:Sting now charges in at Kevin Nash…. STINGER SPLASH!
Rhino:Sting picks up the baseball bat…
Mark:Scott Hall takes the bat right to the midsection…
Rhino:He wants Triple H right now…And he is telling Triple H to get in the ring…
Mark:Triple H takes his time to walk in to the ring…
Rhino:Sting is telling Triple H that he wants the title…
Mark:Kevin Nash with a clothesline from behind and here comes Triple H…
Rhino:Of course Triple H is taking advantage of the situation…
Mark:The Game now mounts Sting with a right hands…
Rhino:Nash laid out Sting and now Triple H is taking advantage…
Mark:Triple H now backs Sting in to the corner… And he is hammering him with kicks to the midsection…
Rhino:Triple H is stomping away at Sting and basically stomping a mud hole in Sting…
Mark:Triple H is now taunting the fans right now…
Rhino:They are really getting on him…
Mark:The Game with an irish whip in to the ropes… Running High Knee by The Game… Triple H with a cover on Sting 1…………………………..2…………….. Sting kicks out…
Rhino:Triple H is looking to right now just take his time and dominate Sting…
Mark:Triple H scoops up Sting and slams him straight down to the canvas…Triple H comes off the ropes and drops the knee right to the face of Sting…
Rhino:This is turning out to be all Triple H right now after the attack by Kevin Nash and Scott Hall…
Mark:Triple H with a cover on Sting again 1……………………………2…………………… Sting kicks out…Being applied right now is a rear chin lock by Triple H as he grinds the time away as he wears down Sting…
Rhino:The fans are trying to get behind Sting and trying to get him back in to this match up…
Mark:The referee checks on Sting and Sting is starting to get some life back in him as he is back up on his feet nailing Triple H in the midsection with elbows…Sting breaks the chin lock and now hammers Triple H in the face with a right hand…
Rhino:Another right hand by the Stinger for good measure…
Mark:Sting now backs Triple H in to the ropes and he chops him right across the chest…
Rhino:WOOOOOOO!
Mark:Irish whip by Sting sending Triple H across the ring… The Game comes off and Sting nails him with a back body drop…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to back off in the corner…
Mark:Sting with more knife edge chops to Triple H in the corner…Sting climbs the turnbuckle and is now hammering Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:Listen to the fans count along…
Crowd:Four… Five… Six… Seven… Eight… Nine… Ten…
Mark:Triple H looks to be out on his feet and Sting nails him with a dropkick sending Triple H out of the ring through the ropes…
Rhino:There is still a lot of fight left in the challenger…
Mark:Sting kicks The Game in the midsection and rams him head first in to the guardrail…
Rhino:Sting throws Triple H back in the ring and is bringing an old friend in to the ring with him…
Mark:With the baseball bat in hand Sting comes back in the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering around…
Mark:Baseball bat right to the midsection and one more time across the back by the challenger to the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:The Game is in a lot of trouble and the fans are enjoying it right now…
Mark:Triple H staggers up to his feet… Sting grabs him by the leg and takes him over with a dragon screw leg whip…
Rhino:Sting just yelled it SHOWTIME…
Mark:Sting has Triple H’s legs… Scorpion Death Lock is locked in on Triple H in the center of the ring…
Rhino:We could be seeing a new champion right here and now…
Mark:The Game is in tremendous amount of pain… Triple H trying to make it to the ropes…
Rhino:The ropes look very far away from where he is at right now…
Mark:Sting is trying to stop The Game from getting to the ropes but Triple H is able to…
Rhino:If he was able to stop him I have no doubt Triple H would have tapped out…
Mark:The Game pulls himself back up and Sting nails him with chops to the chest… Hard irish whip in to the corner by The Stinger…
Rhino:Stinger Splash time coming up…
Mark:STINGER SPLASH! NO! Triple H moved and Sting hits the top of the ring post…
Rhino:Sting looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Sting staggers around… Running High Knee by the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:The Game is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Mark:I don’t think this is going to be good…
Rhino:Neither do I…
Mark:Triple H throws a steel chair in to the ring…
Rhino:He also put the Sledgehammer in the ring as well…
Mark:Triple H gets on top of Sting and is just nailing him with straight right hands…
Rhino:Look at Triple H just unload on Sting…
Mark:Triple H now going after the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Sting looks to be out of it…
Mark:Sting staggers up on to his feet… The Game swings… Sting Ducks… And Sting hammers The Game with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Sting has the chair…
Mark:Triple H turns back around… Chair Shot right to the head of the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:The Game looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:Sting covers The Game 1…………………………………2………………………………. Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Triple H is pulling himself up in the corner…
Mark:STINGER SPLASH!
Rhino:This could be the end of the reign…
Mark:Sting goes behind Triple H… Scorpion Death Drop…
Rhino:The Game is done… We are going to have a new champion…
Mark:Sting covers Triple H 1…………………………………..2……………………………………..3…………. NO! TRIPLE H GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!
Rhino:Damn it… I thought he had him…
Mark:Sting is upset… And so are the fans… As Triple H is still in this match up…
Rhino:Triple H is pulling himself up in the corner again…
Mark:Sting charges… STINGER SPL NO! Triple H picked up the Sledgehammer and nailed him right in the midsection as he was high in the air…
Rhino:That had to knock the win right out of Sting…
Mark:Triple H now picks up Sting and he hooks him up… PEDIGREE! By Triple H…
Rhino:I think its over… I hate to say that…
Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1…………………………………………..2……………………………3……NO!
Rhino:WHAT!
Mark:Sting kicked out…
Rhino:Triple H is freaking out…
Mark:Triple H picks up the sledgehammer…
Rhino:Sting is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Sledgehammer right to the head by Triple H…
Rhino:Sting has to be out of it now…
Mark:Triple H hooks him up again… A Second Pedigree by Triple H…
Rhino:That is going to be it…
Mark:Triple H with the cover and the count 1…………………………………2…………………………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H…
Rhino:Damn it… The Game pulled it out somehow…
Mark:Yes he did… He survived the Sting Attack and is walking out of Houston still the eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… What could be in store next for both men… Time will only tell… Good Night Everyone… As this has been a Nightmare on eWa Boulevard…
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