Tournament of Champions 2005
Mark:Welcome everyone to Tournament of Champions live from the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas… This has been a crazy week Rhino…
Rhino:It sure has Mark… Especially with the three people in the main event…
Mark:Yes they have been real physical with one another and tonight it all comes to ahead as Christian, Triple H and Shawn Michaels meet for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:I am really looking forward to that…
Mark:Also tonight Big Daddy Ace, Lone Jobber and Frank Saint will meet in this ring…
Rhino:That could get real interesting…
Mark:There is so much to get to… Lets not waste anytime and lets get the first match of the night started…
TLC Rules Match
John Bradshaw Layfield vs William McConnell
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is a TLC Rules Match… Introducing first… From New York City… Weighing in at 290 Pounds… JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD…
(“Longhorn” plays as JBL enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL…
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… PYB right away nails JBL with straight right hands backing him up in to the ropes… Irish whip by The Answer… JBL with a reversal and he nails McConnell with a back elbow shot…
Rhino:The elbow caught McConnell right underneath the jaw…
Mark:JBL with uppercuts to the jaw of McConnell backing him up in to the corner… JBL follows it up with shots right to the ribs of McConnell…
Rhino:JBL is just pounding away at William McConnell…
Mark:A couple of more clubbing shots by JBL as he whips McConnell in to the corner… JBL charges… McConnell gets his foot up… Spin Heel Kick by PYB as JBL turn around right in to it…
Rhino:The Answer just slid to the outside and has brought a steel chair in to the ring…
Mark:McConnell has the steel chair… Low Blow by JBL…
Rhino:Thats gotta hurt…
Mark:JBL now charges and knocks William McConnell to the outside…
Rhino:JBL is following him out…
Mark:Hard Irish Whip by JBL sending William McConnell hard in to the steel steps…
Rhino:What is JBL looking for underneath the ring?
Mark:Looks like he has found a table and is setting it up on the outside…
Rhino:This might not be good for William McConnell…
Mark:JBL picks up William McConnell and drops him throat first across the steel guardrail…
Rhino:JBL is now taunting the fans here in Texas…
Mark:JBL picks up McConnell and tries to lay him out on the table… McConnell blocks and nails him with a thumb to the eye…DDT by PYB dropping JBL right in to the ground…
Rhino:McConnell is now looking underneath the ring and he has pulled out another steel chair…
Mark:JBL is back up and turns right around in to a steel chair shot from The Answer… The Answer now lays JBL out on the table…
Rhino:Where is McConnell going now…
Mark:McConnell is back in the ring… OH MY GOD! SPRINGBOARD SENTON THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:That was one hell of a move from William McConnell…
Mark:The Answer pulling out all of the stops…
Rhino:JBL looks to be out of it…
Mark:McConnell rolls JBL back in to the ring…
Rhino:JBL is trying to back off in the corner…
Mark:JBL pleeds his case to William McConnell… Low Blow…
Rhino:Thats the second low blow in this match up by JBL…
Mark:JBL now picks up the steel chair as William McConnell makes his way back up on to his feet after the low blow…
Rhino:This might not be good…
Mark:JBL swings… The Answer Ducks… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! Knocking the chair back in JBL’s face…
Rhino:Great move by The Answer and JBL looks to be out of it…
Mark:McConnell is not done…
Rhino:William is up on the top rope…
Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Heres the cover 1……………………………….2…………………………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WILLIAM McCONNELL…
Rhino:McConnell is back on the winning side of things…
Mark:The Answer is back strong as we get set for our next match…Wait one second… Our Cameras have picked up something in the back…
(Raven is seen sitting in the back in a dark room. The camera zooms in on Raven’s face.)
Raven:You’ve taken my hair… You’ve taken my soul… And you’ve taken my pride… Guess what Jim?… I haven’t forgotten what you’ve done to me… And I for one am glad you came here to the eWa… Because now it’s payback time… No hair vs hair matches… No little games… Just me and you and who ever the hell you want to bring to the table… Because I will lay them all out… One by one by damn one… Until it’s just you and me Jim… It’s time for you to pay the piper… Jim… What do you think is running through my head right now?… Huh Jimmy… I’ll let you know what’s going on in my head… I know for a fact… That I’m going to come out on top in this battle… This battle that you started a while back… So now what are you thinking Jim?… I know what you’re thinking… You’re thinking… ‘What the hell have I started?’… And you know what you started?… You started a war that’s not going to end until I’m standing victorious… And you are lying in a hospital bed… Dream blood Jim… Dream blood… Quoth the Raven… Nevermore…
(Raven’s evil laugh fills the room. The camera fades to black as the segment comes to an end.)
Mark:That was interesting… Lets send it back down to the ring…
Doug Kinsella vs Aaron Marx
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Death Valley, Ca… Weighing in at 265 Pounds… SOULEEMAN…
(“Round Here” plays as Souleeman enters the arena…)
Mark:As Souleeman walks down to the ring… Aaron Marx attacks him from behind…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is coming here to make a statement right now…
Mark:Aaron Marx with a clothesline sending Souleeman down the ramp…
Rhino:This is just an assault right now on Souleeman…
Mark:Marx picks up Souleeman and whips him in to the guardrail… Reversal by Souleeman and Aaron Marx goes hard in to the guardrail…
Rhino:Souleeman is now trying to take control of this situation… This match hasnt even started yet…
Mark:Souleeman now picks up Aaron Marx and suplex’s him on to the entrance ramp…
Rhino:This is just a fight right now and its not even an official one yet…
Mark:Souleeman now throws Aaron Marx in to the ring as the referee calls for the bell…From behind Souleeman nails Aaron Marx with a release german suplex…
Rhino:The transformation from Doug Kinsella to Souleeman has begun…And he is showing the world what he is all about right now…
Mark:Souleeman now whips Aaron Marx in to the ropes… Souleeman ducks his head… Aaron Marx puts on the breaks and he kicks him right in the head…
Rhino:That was a hard shot right to the head by Aaron Marx…
Mark:Marx hooks up Souleeman… Double Arm DDT by Aaron Marx… Cover by Marx 1…………………………2……………………. Souleeman kicks out…
Rhino:This has been a back and forth fight thus far…
Mark:Aaron Marx now backs Souleeman in to the corner with straight right hands…Aaron Marx now drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Souleeman before putting him on the top rope…
Rhino:Aaron Marx is setting him up for something right here…
Mark:Belly to Belly Superplex by Aaron Marx…
Rhino:That was one hell of a move by Aaron Marx…
Mark:Aaron Marx covers Souleeman 1……………………………..2……………………… Souleeman gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Marx has taken back control of this contest…
Mark:Marx now waiting for Souleeman to get back up to his feet… Kick to the midsection by Aaron Marx… Marx has Souleeman setup for the Vertibreaker… Souleeman counters out and goes behind Aaron Marx… German Suplex by Souleeman…
Rhino:Souleeman is rolling through…
Mark:A second german suplex by Souleeman…
Rhino:Souleeman is going for a third…
Mark:Aaron Marx blocks Souleeman the third german suplex… Right hands by Aaron Marx… Marx goes for a clothesline… Souleeman ducks… T-Bone Suplex by Souleeman…
Rhino:Aaron Marx could be done right here…
Mark:Souleeman covers Aaron Marx 1……………………………2…………………………….Marx gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Aaron Marx is now back up on his feet… Souleeman kicks him up… CARDINAL SIN! NO! Aaron Marx lands on his feet…
Rhino:If Souleeman hit it… It would have been over…
Mark:Marx kicks Souleeman in the ribs…VERTIBREAKER!
Rhino:Aaron Marx has laid out Souleeman…
Mark:Aaron Marx is now heading to the top rope…
Rhino:I believe its time to find out if X Marks the spot…
Mark:X MARX! Heres the cover 1………………………….2…………………………3…….. Its Over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner AARON MARX…
Rhino:Aaron Marx gets a big win here tonight…
Mark:Marx continues to roll on… Lets get set for our next… Wait a second… We are being told that something is going on down in the backstage area…
Rhino:Whats happening?
Mark:Its McConnell and Christian fighting in the backstage in the locker room…
Rhino:I guess William McConnell is taking his chance to be the FTW Champion…
Mark:Right hands connecting to Christian… McConnell takes Christian and throws him head first in to the locker…
Rhino:Christian is in trouble as he was blindsided by William McConnell…
Mark:School boy by McConnell on Christian… The referee makes the count 1…………………2………….Christian gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Look at the doorway Mark…
Mark:Its Lone Jobber…
Rhino:What the hell is he doing?
Mark:Looks like he is plotting something…
Rhino:There is Subway as well…
Mark:It looks like Subway and Lone Jobber are up to something…
Rhino:What?
Mark:Lone Jobber is walking away…
Rhino:Subway is following right behind him…
Mark:McConnell has a trash can… Christian ducks the trash can and drop toe holds McConnell right in to it the trash can…
Rhino:Christian just picked up the FTW Championship…
Mark:McConnell turns around… Belt to the skull by Christian to William McConnell…
Rhino:Christian just screamed you not ruining my night…
Mark:Christian grabs his belts and is walking out of this locker room… As we get set for more eWa action…
Frank Saint vs Big Daddy Ace Vs Lone Jobber
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… LONE JOBBER…
(“Survival of the sickest” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Selma, Ca…Weighing in at 245 Pounds… Representing The Church of Pain… FRANK “The Great” SAINT…
(“I Came to Bring The Pain” plays as Frank Saint enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE…
(“Hit The Floor” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is Big Daddy Ace?
Mark:I have no idea… But Lone Jobber and Frank Saint are starting without him… As Frank Saint is nailing Lone Jobber with straight right hands…Frank Saint whips Lone Jobber in to the ropes… Lone Jobber puts on the breaks… Lone Jobber slides underneath the legs of Frank Saint… From behind Lone Jobber nails Frank Saint with a russian leg sweep…
Rhino:That was a nice move from Lone Jobber…
Mark:Frank Saint is back up and Lone Jobber nails him with a dropkick right to the jaw…
Rhino:Lone Jobber has taken control of this match here in the early going…
Mark:Lone Jobber picks up Frank Saint and he slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Jobber is now up on the middle rope…
Mark:Frank Saint is back up to his feet… Elbow to the skull by Lone Jobber from the middle rope… Lone Jobber covers Frank Saint 1……………………………2…………………… Kickout by Frank Saint…
Rhino:Frank Saint is in some trouble…
Mark:Lone Jobber now goes behind Frank Saint again and nails him with shots to the back of the head… Lone Jobber hooks up Frank Saint… Frank Saint counters the reverse DDT… Frank Saint counters and delivers a northern lights suplex… Cover 1…………………………………2………………………….. Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:That was a nice counter move by Frank Saint…
Mark:Frank Saint now kicks Lone Jobber in the midsection… Frank Saint comes off the ropes… Running bulldog by Frank Saint…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now getting back up to his feet after the bulldog…
Mark:Frank Saint brings Lone Jobber over to the corner…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is being setup on the top rope…
Mark:DDT from the top rope by Frank Saint…
Rhino:That was one hell of a move…
Mark:Frank Saint covers Lone Jobber 1……………………………………..2………………………3….NO! Lone Jobber got his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was very close…
Mark:Frank Saint is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is struggling to get back up after being dropped on his head…
Mark:Frank Saint scoops up Lone Jobber… Tombstone… No… Countered by Lone Jobber…Jobber now with a sunset flip… 1……………………………………..2……………………………… Frank Saint kicks out…
Rhino:Frank Saint is back up…
Mark:Frank Saint goes for a clothesline… Lone Jobber ducks… Kick to the midsection by Lone Jobber… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Thats could be it right here…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Frank Saint 1…………………………………2………………………………3…….NO! Frank Saint got his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber thought that was it…
Mark:Right hands by Lone Jobber to Frank Saint as he now whips him in to the ropes… Powerslam by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now dragging Frank Saint over towards the corner…
Mark:Frank Saint looks to be out of it…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now standing on the top rope…
Mark:450 SPLASH! NO! Frank Saint rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Lone Jobber crashed and burned…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering around… Big Boot right to the face…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is just out on his feet…
Mark:Frank Saint goes behind Lone Jobber…GREAT SIN!
Rhino:Thats it…
Mark:Frank Saint hooks the leg… 1………………………..2…………………………3…….. This one is over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner FRANK SAINT…
Rhino:This was a good win by Frank Saint…
Mark:Frank Saint continues to roll on here in the eW… WHAT THE HELL! Big Daddy Ace just laid out Frank Saint with a steel chair right to the back of the head…
Rhino:Did you hear that Thud?
Mark:I sure did… Big Daddy Ace now picks up Frank Saint… ACE CRUSHER ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:Frank Saint has just been destroyed by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Why didnt Big Daddy Ace show up for the match? I guess we will find out soon enough… As it is now time for our next contest…
Put Up Or Leave Match
Raven vs Static Star
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Jersey City, Nj… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… STATIC STAR…
(“The Shooting Star that Destroys us all” plays as Static Star enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Bowerly… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… RAVEN…
(“Nevermore” plays throughout the arena…)
Rhino:Wheres Raven?
Mark:I have no idea…
Rhino:Did he decide to not show up…
Mark:It looks like it as Static Star is telling the referee to count Raven out…
Rhino:Someone just jumped the rail…
Mark:ITS RAVEN! Raven has just come through the crowd and has enter the ring right behind Static Star…
Rhino:Static Star is just looking up at the ramp waiting for Raven…
Mark:Raven spins Static Star around… EVENFLOW!
Rhino:Raven hit the Evenflow and Static Star looks to be out of it…
Mark:Raven covers Static Star 1…………………………….2………………………3……. Its Over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RAVEN…
Rhino:Raven made short work of Static Star here tonight…
Mark:Raven is leaving the same way he entered the building…
Rhino:Subway is now on Hardcore Theater…
Mark:I guess he is going to say something…
Subway:Static Star, this match up with Put up or leave and you didnt put up… Which means… YOU’RE FIRED!
Rhino:Static Star has been fired by Subway…
Mark:This is shocking…But this is what the match up was all about… We have more to get to so lets send it back down to the ring for more action…
Special Attraction
The Kurt Angle Invitational
Written by Cube.
Pa Announcer:Next is the Kurt Angle Invitational… From Pittsburgh, Pa… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… Olympic Gold Medalist… KURT ANGLE…
(“Medal” plays on the PA system)
Kurt Angle: Your Olympic Hero has arrived… It’s true! It’s true! (Crowd Boos) Now aside from a total screwjob from the eWa with your Olympic hero NOT being in the Tournament of Champions Finals… I have decided to continue for the second week in a row, the much critically acclaimed… Kurt Angle Invitational… (Crowd Boos) In a second I will call out a hometown hero from San Antonio, Texas… (Crowd Cheers) … I will guarantee that he will be beaten within a 3 minute time limit or else…. OR ELSE… I will hand over my Olympic gold medals… Oh it’s true… (Crowd Cheers) … So without much further adieu, please bring out the hometown hero… If this city even has one…(Crowd Boos)…
( “Desperado” plays on the PA system as out walks… )
Mark: Hey! It’s Terry Funk!
Rhino: Man we get to see Funk compete! Wow! How long has it been?
Mark: Who knows, but he’s going for Olympic Gold tonight…
Rhino: How fitting,Terry Funk coming back to wrestle in his home state of Texas….
Mark: Should’ve seen it coming, this crowd is sure excited now though…
Rhino: But is that because Terry Funk is here or because Kurt has a possibility of losing his Olympic gold…
Mark: Good Question…
Kurt Angle: What?! Terry Funk?! Are you serious? Aren’t you like 72 years old or something?!
Terry Funk: You know Kurt, you think you’re pretty hot stuff starting up your Invitational again here in the eWa… And you might think that’s all good and all… But Terry Funk and all of San Antonio thinks it completely sucks! (Crowd Cheers)
Kurt Angle: Well I don’t even care if you’re from Texas or from freaking Brazil… But all I know is I’m about to go Olympic on your elderly butt!
Terry Funk: Oh yeah Kurt? Well I’ve got two words for you boy…
Kurt Angle: Oh Really and what is that…
Terry Funk: FUNK YOU! (Crowd Cheers)
Mark: Well with the sound of the bell… and the timer up on the theater… The Kurt Angle Invitational is back on…
Rhino: Ooh this will be great… AND THE CLOCK IS OFF…
Mark: Kurt Angle and Terry Funk get right in the face of one another… Terry Funk with a hard right hand that sends Kurt right to the mat…
Rhino: Not how Kurt wanted to start things that’s for sure…
Mark: Terry Funk picks up the body of Kurt Angle and throws him into the ropes… Funk goes for a boot to the face, Kurt Angle slides underneath… Hard clothesline from the Olympic Gold Medalist…
Rhino: That’s the Kurt I know…
Mark: We are already down to 2 minutes and 30 seconds now as Kurt has lowered his attire and is now ‘wooing’ all over the place…
Rhino: Look out Kurt!
Mark: Flying clothesline from Terry Funk off the turnbuckle! Kurt Angle had no idea he was up there!
Rhino: Terry Funk has still got it!
Mark: Now Funk is all over the ring pumping up the crowd… Kurt gets on his feet, runs over to Funk, powerful headbutt from Funk onto the Olympic Champion…
Rhino: Like I said, Terry Funk has still got it!
Mark: Now we’re down to the minute fifty mark… And so far this contest has been all Terry Funk…
Rhino: That’s for sure…
Mark: Funk now runs right into the body of Kurt Angle… Belly to Belly suplex from the Olympic champion…
Rhino: Classic Kurt move there…
Mark: Kurt runs up to Funk and… ANKLE LOCK… ANKLE LOCK…. THE ANKLE LOCK IS NOW SET IN…
Rhino: This could be the end…
Mark: We’re at the minute thirty mark… Funk is nearing the ropes… What leg strength, Funk uses his other foot to kick the face of the Olympic Champion…
Rhino: He got out of that one in a hurry….
Mark: Both men on the ground…. Kurt is the first back to his feet… He leans over the body of Terry Funk and begins to just wail on the head of Funk as this crowd becomes disgusted…
Rhino: Funk could be busted open soon… But why the hell would he care? He’s Terry Funk…
Mark: Exactly… Funk manages to shove Kurt into the referee… The ref falls down out of the way as Funk…. LOW BLOW to Kurt Angle from Terry Funk… What a turn of events…
Rhino: Anybody but Funk this crowd would be booing right now…
Mark: Funk now runs right up to Kurt… STUNNER! STUNNER! Terry Funk drops a stunner on the Olympic champion and he looks out cold as we are now down to forty five seconds!
Rhino: What perfect timing by the ref too…
Mark: Cover by Funk …. 1…………………2………………3……YES IT’S ALL OV- WAIT…KURT ANGLE HAD HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! OH MAN!
Rhino: Everyone here thought it was over! What a smart move by Kurt!
Mark: Funk can’t believe it…
Rhino: I can’t either!
Mark: Terry Funk now goes for the spinning toe hold….AND IT’S LOCKED IN….THE ANKLE LOCK IS LOCKED IN….WHAT A REVERSAL BY KURT ANGLE….
Rhino: I did not see that coming!
Mark: Right in the middle of the ring….
Rhino: Twenty seconds left!
Mark: Funk tries to kick out of it again… Angle is on the mat holding down Funk with his other leg…. HE TAPS! HE TAPS! IT’S OVER WITH TEN SECONDS TO SPARE!
PA announcer: And tonight’s winner of the Kurt Angle Invitational…. By Submission… KURT ANGLE!
Mark: Once again, a great three minute show put on by the Olympic Champion… You know I was scared for him a moment there…
Rhino: I wasn’t…. Kurt just likes drama…. That’s all there is to it…
Mark: Maybe so… Our cameras have now spotted Lone Jobber…
Rhino:He is waiting behind a door with a steel chair in his hand…
Mark:Who do you think he is waiting for?
Rhino:I would think it would be Christian…
Mark:Someone is walking in the room…
Rhino:Is it Christian?
Mark:Its Subway and he just tapped Lone Jobber on the shoulder and slugged him with a right hand…
Rhino:Why are those two fighting?
Mark:Lone Jobber is now fighting back with right hands of his own…
Rhino:They are just slugging it out…
Mark:Thumb to the eye by Subway as he now opens up the chair and rams Lone Jobber’s head right in to it…
Rhino:Subway is now walking around looking for something…
Mark:Subway has a cup of something…
Rhino:Looks like Tea or Coffee to me…
Mark:Lone Jobber knocks the liquid back in to the face of Subway as Subway is trying to rub it out of his eyes… DDT by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Lone Jobber now has the steel chair and is waiting for Subway to get up…
Mark:Someone just walked in the room…
Rhino:Its Christian…
Mark:Lone Jobber has the chair in hand and is looking right at Christian…
Rhino:Is he going to hit him?
Mark:Lone Jobber nails Subway with the chair… Christian gets the hell out of there…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just got on top of Subway…
Mark:They are both rolling around on the floor… Security has just stepped in to break them up… As we have more eWa action to get to…
Mix Tag Match
Abdullah The Butcher & Lita vs Heidenreich & Megumi Kudo
Written by Nexsubman
Pa Announcer:Tonights contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From New Orleans, Louisiana…Weighing in at 275 Pounds…HEIDENREICH…
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)
And his Tag Team Partner…From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… The Last eWa Womens Champion… Accompined to the ring by Scott Norton…MEGUMI KUDO…
(“It Came From Japan” by The Von Bondies plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Mark: We got something going on in the back as we see Subway in Referee Shirt is pushing Jeff Hardy out of the building and Hardy is letting him.
Rhino: Subway is taunting him as he does it and slams the door as Jeff leaves.
“Welcome To The Jungle” Hits as you see Abdullah leading Lita out by the hair. Dragging her as he heads for the ring.
Mark: Abdullah throws Lita into the ring and Megumi is all over her.With kicks of death.
Rhino:Abdullah smiling watching on as he paces back and forth on the outside, standing suplex by Megumi Kudo.
Mark: Nicely done, Lita is so overwelmed with fear from both sides she is like a helpless ragdoll right now.
Rhino: Abby being stalked by Norton, Heidenriech is now coming out of the ring and Abdullah just attacked Scott Norton but Norton blocking the fork attack!
Mark: Heidenreich charges and double axe handle to the back of Abdullah, Kudo not letting up on Lita for a second Standing Dropkick almost toke off Lita’s head.
Rhino: Heidenreich and Norton working over Abby, Scott Norton with a chair to the throat of Abby and Heidenreich using his own size to hold the Madman in place.
Mark: Scott Norton release the chair for a second and heidenreich backoff a step and Abdullah explodes after Heidenriech with Fork In hand and he begins to stab at Heidenreich, becomes furious!
Rhino: Heidenreich with a shot to ribs and another that elbow going deep into the fat of Abby.
Mark: Scott Norton with a Vicious chair shot to the back! Another and another ..Abdullah’s grip is released.
Rhino: Megumi Kudo with a KUDO DRIVER PLANTS LITA! She hits the ropes to other side skipping over Lita’s motionless body and SRINGBOARD MOONSAULT OFF THE THIRD ROPE ONTO ABDULLAH!
Mark: Outstanding Move right there. Kudo gets back in the ring as Heidenreich now holds Abdullah and CHAIRSHOT to the Head and Norton wrapped it around his head as Abby slowly falls like an Oak Tree to the ground.
Rhino: Megumi Kudo puts Lita in a STF! Stretching Lita’s already hurt neck and knee, Referee is checking and Lita is tapping OUT! She slamming on the mat but megumi holds it for a few extra seconds and then lets go.
Mark: Heidenreich and Norton in the ring with Megumi as Lita lays at there feet they kick Lita out of the ring as the Announcer is set too make it official.
PA Announcer: And your winners of the match …MEGUMI KUDO AND HEIDENREiCH!
Rhino: They exiting the ring heidenreich has started walking his way up the ramp and Scott Norton holds the ropes for Megumi, ABDULLAH FROM OUT OF NOWHERE A MASSIVELY BLOODY MESS WITH A FORK TO MEGUMI KUDO!
Mark: Subway comes running down to the ring blast past Heidenreich!
Rhino: Subway is on Abby yelling something in another Language, Scott Norton is on Abby as Abby Forks Norton, Subway pulling a now confused Abby off him and begins to follow Subway out as eWa staff is everywhere.
Mark:Lets get back to ringside for more action…
Crucifixion Match
Payne Killer vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Crucifixtion Match… To win this match you must strapped your opponent to your symbol… Introducing First… From Seattle,Wa…Weighing in at 255 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(“Devil without a cause” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Selma, Ca…Weighing in at 265 Pounds… Representing the Church of Pain… PAYNE KILLER…
(“Thou Shall” plays as Payne Killer enters the arena…)
Mark:Demon Child gets right up in the face of Payne Killer…
Rhino:Payne Killer didnt like that at all…
Mark:Big Right hand by Payne Killer…
Rhino:That rocked Demon Child…
Mark:Payne Killer backs Demon Child up in to the ropes… More right hands by Payne Killer… Payne Killer charges at Demon Child… Demon Child ducks and Payne Killer goes flying over the top rope and he hits the floor hard…
Rhino:Demon Child was able to see it coming and was able to counter it…
Mark:Demon Child goes to the outside of the ring and he drops Payne Killer across the side of the ring…
Rhino:Demon Child is bringing the fight to Payne Killer right now…
Mark:Demon Child rolls Payne Killer in to the ring and he has Payne Killer hanging over the side of the ring…
Rhino:What is Demon Child doing now?
Mark:Leg Drop by Demon Child dropping his leg right across the throat of Payne Killer…
Rhino:Payne Killer is hurting at the moment…
Mark:Demon Child now drags Payne Killer in to the ring and starts hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:Things are going well for Demon Child at the moment…
Mark:Demon Child now hooks up Payne Killer… Demon Child goes for a suplex… Blocked by Payne Killer… Roll of a the dice swinging suplex by Payne Killer…
Rhino:That was one hell of a move by Payne Killer…
Mark:Payne Killer now tries to compose himself as he gets back on his feet…
Rhino:Demon Child is back up…
Mark:Uppercuts by Payne Killer to Demon Child…
Rhino:Those shots are rocking Demon Child…
Mark:Payne Killer now hooks up Demon Child… Pump Handle Slam by Payne Killer…
Rhino:Payne Killer is taking back control of this match up…
Mark:Payne Killer now throws Demon Child out of the ring…
Rhino:Looks like Payne Killer is looking to get Demon Child prepared to be strapped on his symbol…
Mark:Payne Killer now picks up Demon Child… Demon Child blocks Payne Killer and he nails him with shots to the midsection…
Rhino:Demon Child is fighting back…
Mark:Demon Child kicks Payne Killer in the midsection… DDT on the outside close to the steel ramp…
Rhino:Demon Child is dragging Payne Killer up the ramp…
Mark:Demon Child has Payne Killer near his symbol…
Rhino:This could be the end right here…
Mark:Payne Killer nails Demon Child in the midsection before he was able to get him on to the symbol… Payne Killer picks up Demon Child and he slams him straight down on to the steel ramp…
Rhino:Demon Child is back up…
Mark:Payne Killer is now signalling for the end…
Rhino:Demon Child is staggering up to his feet…
Mark:Payne Killer hooks up Demon Child…PAYNE RELIEVER! NO! Demon Child counters out of it… LOW BLOW!
Rhino:The momentum is turning now…
Mark:Demon Child hooks up…HEART STOPPER!
Rhino:Payne Killer has been laid out…
Mark:Demon Child is now dragging Payne Killer over to his symbol….
Rhino:This match up could be over right now…
Mark:Payne Killer is now on the symbol…
Rhino:Demon Child just now needs to strap him in…
Mark:Payne Killer kicks Demon Child in the midsection and gets himself off the symbol…
Rhino:There is fight left in Payne Killer…
Mark:Payne Killer now hammers Demon Child with right hands…
Rhino:Demon Child is now on the defensive…
Mark:Payne Killer kicks Demon Child in the midsection… PAYNE RELIEVER!
Rhino:Demon Child has now been knocked out…
Mark:Payne Killer picks up Demon Child and puts him up on the symbol…
Rhino:Demon Child looks to be completely out of it…
Mark:Payne Killer has him strapped in… This one is over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner PAYNE KILLER…
Rhino:Payne Killer gets another win and continues to roll on here in the eWa…
Mark:There is more stuff going on in the back right now…
Rhino:Its Christian… He is just walking around trying to find a safe place…
Mark:Christian has a big match up coming up in a little bit…
Rhino:Christian just walked in to an empty room to gather his thoughts…
Mark:Someone just turned out the lights in the room…
Rhino:What the hell is going on…
Mark:I hear fighting but I cant see anything…
Rhino:Whats happening?
Mark:The door just came open and Christian came crawling out of there…
Rhino:Its Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Kudo with a strong kick right to the head of Christian…
Rhino:Christian looks to be out…
Mark:Kudo screams for a referee… The referee shows up 1……………………….2……………… Christian kicks out…
Rhino:Christian is trying to crawl away…
Mark:Megumi Kudo just picked up a steel pipe…
Rhino:Christian is trying to back off…
Mark:Kick to the guy by Christian…
Rhino:Christian now has the steel pipe…
Mark:Christian runs Megumi Kudo over with the steel pipe…
Rhino:Christian is just grabbing him titles and is getting the hell out of there…
Mark:This has been a tough night for Christian and it will get even tougher right now as he is set for our main event…Wait one second… Something else is going on…
(Sinister Father is seen pouring a cop of coffee. He takes a bite out of a doughnut. Sinister Father turns to walk away and the camera shows a shocked look on Sinister Father’s face as the cup of coffee drops to the floor. The camera zooms out a bit to reveal Raven standing in front of him. Sinister Father backs away from Raven but Raven keeps following him.)
Sinister Father:Look Raven!… I…I…I…I didn’t mean to do all those things… I…I….I… I was being foolish!… Forgive me.
(Raven continues to follow after Sinister Father.)
Sinister Father:Look we can get past all this… The past is the past!
(Sinister Father continues to back away from Raven and Raven continues to persue him.)
Sinister Father:Abdullah!… Help!
(Sinister Father turns to run but trips and falls. Sinister Father rolls over and crawls backwards staring at Raven in horror. Raven stands over Sinister Father and does his Raven taunt. Sinister Father gets up to his feet and runs away. Raven stands in the same spot not giving chase to Sinister Father.)
Raven:You can run but you can’t hide Jim… Quoth the Raven… Nevermore.
(Raven let out an evil laugh. The camera fades to black as the segment comes to an end.)
Mark:Now lets finally send it ringside for our Main Event…
eWa World Heavyweight Championship
Weapons Of Carnage Match Special Referee Subway
Christian vs Triple H vs Shawn Michaels
-Final Tournament of Champions Match-
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is for the Vacant eWa World Heavyweight Championship…And is a WEAPONS OF CARNAGE MATCH… Introducing first… The Special Guest Referee… The eWa Vice President… SUBWAY…
(“Hits From the Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… The Reigning eWa Television and FTW Champion… CHRISTIAN…
(“Just Close Your Eyes” plays as Christian enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H…
(“My Time” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From right here in San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X…The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:All three men are in the ring right now…
Rhino:Subway is explaining the rules to all three men…
Mark:You can see the look on Shawn Michaels face right now…He wants to get at Christian…
Rhino:Earlier tonight on the peep show Christian laid out Shawn Michaels with his own move the Superkick… Which has made things interesting…
Mark:Subway calls for the bell and Shawn Michaels goes right after Christian…HBK takes Christian down and is hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:Shawn isnt wrestling… He is fighting with Christian right now…
Mark:Christian rolls over and hammers Shawn Michaels with right hands…
Rhino:Triple H is just stepping back and watching those two go at it…
Mark:HBK gets back on top and hammers Christian with more right hands… Christian escapes and now rolls out of the ring trying to get away from the attack of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Watch out Christian…
Mark:Shawn Michaels dives through the ropes and takes down Christian…
Rhino:This is the most fired up I have seen Shawn Michaels in a long time…
Mark:Shawn rolls Christian back in to the ring and now Triple H picks up Christian and sends him in to the ropes and takes him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:Will Triple H and Shawn Michaels work together in this match? We have seen lately that they have been having some problems…
Mark:Yes that is true and they did just wrestle a couple of days ago in Dallas… Right now Triple H backs Christian up in to the corner and hammers him with shots to the midsection…
Rhino:Shawn just brought a trash can full of weapons in to the ring and that brought a smile to the face of Subway as he wants to see the violence…
Mark:Shawn Michaels dumps the weapons out and picks up the trash can…
Rhino:Triple H is holding up Christian and this is not going to be good…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes to smash the trash can over the head of Christian… Christian ducks and Shawn nails Triple H right in the head…
Rhino:That backfired for DX…
Mark:From behind Christian nails Shawn Michaels with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:He almost took his head off with that shot…
Mark:Shawn just rolled out of the ring after that shot… Christian now begins to stomp away at Triple H…Christian now picks up Triple H and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Christian has a frying pan and is heading to the middle rope…
Mark:Triple H gets back up and Christian nails Triple H across the head with the frying pan… Christian goes for a cover as Subway makes the count 1…………………..2……………….Kickout by Triple H… Christian now with a rear chin lock on Triple H…
Rhino:Shawn is back in the ring and just picked up a steel chain…
Mark:As Christian is choking Triple H… Shawn Michaels is now choking Christian with the steel chain…
Rhino:A double choke… Thats different…
Mark:Christian lets Triple H go as Shawn Michaels continues to choke him with the chain… Christian tries to fight him off with shots to the midsection… Christian goes for a clothesline but Shawn Michaels ducks it… HBK wraps the chain around his fist and lays out Christian…
Rhino:Christian is holding his head after that shot…
Mark:Triple H just picked up a No Parking sign and he lays out Shawn Michaels with it…
Rhino:Thats payback for the trash can…
Mark:Triple H covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………………..2………….. HBK gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:I didnt really think we would see Triple H pin Shawn Michaels but I guess anything goes tonight…
Mark:Triple H now goes after Christian and hammers him with right hands… Christian gets sent in to the ropes by Triple H… Christian comes off the ropes… Running High Knee by The Game…
Rhino:Triple H is now on the outside of the ring and is now bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:The table is now opened up near the corner….
Rhino:Look up in the sky box right now you see Kevin Nash, Scott Hall & William McConnell watching what is going on…
Mark:Triple H grabs by the hair and throws him on to the table and follows it up with straight right hands…
Rhino:What is Triple H doing now? This is totally unlike him…
Mark:Triple H is climbing up the top rope…
Rhino:This is not where Triple H belongs…
Mark:Christian is up off the table and stops Triple H on the top rope…
Rhino:Triple H is in some trouble…
Mark:Christian now climbs up the top rope…
Rhino:This could get real bad for someone…
Mark:SUPERPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:The Game has been driven through the table and it could over right here…
Mark:Christian hooks the leg 1………………………………2……………………3…NO! Shawn Michaels got over there to break it up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels knew he had to save Triple H if he wanted to have a chance to be World Champion…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now with a couple of knife edge chops to the chest of Christian as he whips him in to the ropes… High Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels picks up a singapore cane…
Mark:Christian gets up and he walks right in to a singapore cane shot from the Heartbreak Kid… Shawn Michaels covers Christian as Subway makes the count 1…………………………2…………… Christian gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:HBK is now going to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Triple H is pulling himself back up to his feet and Shawn Michaels trips him up from behind…
Rhino:Shawn has the ladder… And business is now going to pick up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels attempts to bring the ladder in to the ring… Baseball slide by Christian knocking the ladder back in to the face of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Christian goes to the outside of the ring and he rolls Shawn Michaels back in to the ring…
Mark:Christian brings the ladder back inside the ring with him… Shawn Michaels is back up on his feet… Hard Irish whip by Christian and Shawn Michaels goes hard in to the ladder… Shawn Michaels staggers around and Christian nails him with a big right hand laying out Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:That was a jaw rocker…
Mark:Triple H is back up and he spins Christian around nailing him with right hands… Triple H kicks Christian in the midsection and he nows drives him back first in to the ladder… One more time The Game drives Christian in to the ladder…
Rhino:Christian is hurting right now…
Mark:Spinebuster By The Game as he now covers Christian 1……………………2…………………. Kick out by Christian…
Rhino:Triple H is telling Subway to make a faster count….
Mark:The Game grabs the trash can and lays it out in the ring…
Rhino:Christian is back up on his feet…
Mark:Irish whip by The Game… Christian comes off the ropes… SPINEBUSTER IN TO THE TRASH CAN…
Rhino:Christian is really hurting now…
Mark:Triple H is now looking around for something… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Triple H turned right around in to the Super Kick from Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn now has to get over to make the cover on Triple H…
Mark:HBK crawls over and gets his arm over Triple H… Subway makes the count…
Rhino:We could have a new World Champion…
Mark:Cover 1………………………2………………………………3…….NO! Christian got in at the last second to break it up…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Christian now grabs Shawn Michaels by the hair and whips him in to the ropes… Christian goes for a clothesline… HBK ducks… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm…
Rhino:HBK nips right up in Vintage Shawn Michaels fashion…
Mark:Christian is back up and Shawn Michaels nails him with an atomic drop and he follows it up with a scoop slam…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now climbing up to the top rope…
Mark:Christian is back up on his feet… Flying Cross Body… Christian reverses 1…………………………2………….. Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:That was good reversal by Christian…
Mark:Christian goes for a clothesline… HBK ducks… SUPER KICK! NO! Christian catches his foot and spins him around and nails him with a DDT…
Rhino:Christian now is hooking up Shawn Michaels…
Mark:UNPRETTIER! By Christian laying out Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:We could have a new champion right now…
Mark:LADDER TO THE FACE! Triple H ran over Christian with the ladder…
Rhino:That caught Christian off guard…
Mark:Triple H now picks up Christian…PEDIGREE!
Rhino:This could be it… Shawn Michaels is out cold from the Unprettier…
Mark:Triple H hooks the leg… Subway makes the count 1…………………………..2………………………………3…….NO! HBK found a way to break it up…
Rhino:That was so close…
Mark:Triple H rolls to the outside of the ring and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…
Rhino:Christian is back up…
Mark:Triple H swings… Christian ducks the steel chair…
Rhino:Christian grabs the steel chair away from Triple H…
Mark:Christian swings… Triple H ducks…
Rhino:Neither man can get a clean shot in…
Mark:The Game nails Christian with a knee buster…
Rhino:Look up at the ramp… Its Omega…
Mark:Omega probably doesnt want to see Triple H become the World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:The Game has the steel chair…
Mark:Christian is staggering around…
Rhino:What the hell…
Mark:Subway just grabbed the Chair away from Triple H…
Rhino:Subway just said Screw You Triple H…
Mark:Subway just knocks Triple H out with the steel chair…
Rhino:That knocked Triple H right out of the ring…
Mark:Christian now picks up the steel chair…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is pulling himself back up to his feet…
Mark:Christian swings the chair at Shawn Michaels… HBK ducks and Christian hits the ropes with the chair… Christian turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Christian is out cold…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Christian… Subway makes the count 1…………………………….2…………………..3……….. NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW eWa World Heavyweight Champion SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels came home and became World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Omega is just staring a whole right in at Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:I dont think Omega is happy about Shawn Michaels becoming the World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:The people in San Antonio are hap… WHAT THE HELL! From behind Christian just laid out Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Christian is screaming this is my night…
Mark:Christian now has the World Championship… Shawn gets back up… And gets knocked down with the World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Christian just ruined this moment for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is the New eWa World Champion… But Christian has just made his mark on Shawn Michaels… What else can happen… Good Night Everyone…
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