Seasons Beatings 2005
Mark:Welcome everyone to Seasons Beatings 2005 live from Boston… I am Mark… He is Rhino… Happy Holidays Everyone…And what a night of action do we have for everyone here tonight…
Rhino:The night is shaping up to be a good one…
Mark:We will see William McConnell defend the EWA World Heavyweight Championship against Shane Munns…
Rhino:Can Shane Munns win the championship? Or will William continue to reign as champion…
Mark:Those are questions we will answer tonight… Another question will be who Triple H will get to be his partner as he challenges for the EWA World Tag Team Championship…
Rhino:I dont think anyone will team with him…
Mark:Also will Megumi Kudo show up after being suspended by Subway…All of this… Plus more… But right now lets get set for our opening contest…
Anarchiah vs Oynx River
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… From The Land of Chaos… Weighing in at 335 Pounds… ANARCHIAH…
(“Fear” plays as Anarchiah enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Michigan… Weighing in at 226 Pounds… OYNX RIVER…
(Oynx River’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo was schedule to be in this match up but because of the Suspension she is not…
Mark:Anarchiah goes right after Oynx River and nails him with right hands… Anarchiah follows it up with knees to the midsection before backing Oynx River up in to the ropes… Anarchiah whips Oynx River in to the ropes… Spinebuster drilling Oynx River in to the canvas…
Rhino:Anarchiah is a big man…
Mark:He sure is… Anarchiah picks up Oynx River and drops him with a press slam driving him right in to the mat…
Rhino:The wind just got knocked out of Oynx River right there…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is coming down to the ring…
Rhino:She is not supposed to be here…
Mark:Subway has come out and has security surrounding Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Subway and Megumi are having a heated argument…
Mark:Security just slapped handcuffs on Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:She is pissed…
Mark:In the ring Anarchiah hooks up Oynx River… SEEDS OF ANARCHY!
Rhino:Oynx River is out cold…
Mark:Anarchiah covers Oynx River 1……………..2…………….3……..
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ANARCHIAH…
Rhino:Impressive debut by Anarchiah…
Mark:Hes a big man and could be a force to be reckon with…Its time to head to the Junkyard for our next match up…
Junkyard Match
Jay Sabre vs Lone Jobber
Mark:We are now looking live at the Junkyard here in Boston…
Rhino:The ground is call covered with snow…
Mark:Lone Jobber is standing on top of a pile of cars waiting for Jay Sabre to come in to the junkyard…
Rhino:Jay Sabre has entered the junkyard and is looking around for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber flies off the top of the cars and nails Jay Sabre with a flying clothesline…
Rhino:That was a great move by Lone Jobber to start off this match up…
Mark:Lone Jobber now picks up Jay Sabre and rams him head first in to the pile of cars…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now looking around the junkyard for something…
Mark:Jay Sabre is back to his feet and just picked up a trash can…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just pulled out a weapon out of a trash can…
Mark:From behind Jay Sabre nails Lone Jobber in the head with the trash can… One more shot by Jay Sabre nailing him right in the back…
Rhino:Jay Sabre just picked up busted TV Set…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber turns around and Jay Sabre nails him over the head with the TV Set…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just has a glazed look on his feet…
Mark:Belly to Belly Suplex by Jay Sabre driving Lone Jobber right in to the snowy ground…Jay Sabre goes for the cover 1…………………..2………………………….Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Jay Sabre is now dragging over what looks like a beat up couch…
Mark:Jay Sabre now brings Lone Jobber on to the couch… Jay Sabre now hooks up Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber counters and back drops Jay Sabre off of the couch…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now digging through a trash can…
Mark:Lone Jobber’s eyes light up as he is holding a ps2…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and a PS2 go together like peanut butter and jelly…
Mark:Jay Sabre turns around and gets leveled with a PS2… Lone Jobber with a cover 1…………………….2………….. Jay Sabre gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks over at the pile of tires…
Mark:Lone Jobber rolls the tires at Jay Sabre…
Rhino:He is doing his best to dodge them…
Mark:Lone Jobber throws one at Jay Sabre… Sabre ducks and Lone Jobber spears Jay Sabre… Lone Jobber with another cover 1……………………..2……….. Jay Sabre gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now searching around for something again…
Mark:Lone Jobber pulls out a Triple H action figure and smiles and throws it on the ground…
Rhino:What was that all about?
Mark:Beats me… Jay Sabre turns Lone Jobber and nailed him right in the jaw with a right hand… Sabre picks a light bulb out of the trash can and cracks it over the head of Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Jay Sabre is now laying out a couple of trash cans…
Mark:Jay Sabre hooks up Lone Jobber and powerbombs him on the trash cans…
Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be done right now…
Mark:Sabre covers Lone Jobber 1…………………..2…………………………3…..NO! Lone Jobber got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is really in some trouble…
Mark:Jay Sabre now drags Lone Jobber towards a car…
Rhino:Jay Sabre has something in mind…
Mark:Jay Sabre now hooks up Lone Jobber… PILEDRIVER! NO! Back Drop by Lone Jobber dropping him on the hood of the car…
Rhino:Lone Jobber slides off the car and is pulling something out of a trash can…
Mark:Jay Sabre comes off the car and walks right in to a belt shot by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:That looks like the Ultimate Xtreme Title…
Mark:Lone Jobber puts Jay Sabre on top of the car… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Jay Sabre 1……………..2……………………..3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:This match went back and forth but in the end Lone Jobber got the win…
Mark:Well its time for more EWA Action so lets get back in to the arena for the introductions…
Deck The Halls Cage Match
Subway vs Christian
Written by Psyko Boy PYB
(“Just Close Your Eyes” hits over the PA System as Christian makes his way from the back..)
PA Announcer: The following contest is the Deck the Halls cage match! Introducing first.. From Toronto, Canada.. Weighing in at 215 pounds.. CHRISTIAN!
(“Hits from the Bong” plays over the PA System as Subway makes his way down to the ring..)
PA Announcer: And his opponent.. From Wildwood, New Jersey.. Weighing in at 220 Pounds.. The EWA Vice President.. SUBWAY!
Mark: Both men in the ring and the cage is being lowered.
Rhino: Lots of weapons for those two to play with tonight.
Mark: Theres the bell, and Subway is wasting no time! He charges Christian and begins firing the rights into his face!
Rhino: Subway doesn’t bullshit around.
Mark: Subway bounces Christian off the ropes.. And rams his face hard into the cage!
Rhino: Looks like he collided with a steel chair, a barbed wire one.
Mark: Christian stumbling around, but Subway staying on him.. Hard knees to Captain Charisma’s gut and a HARD irish whip into the corner! Subway charges, but Christian ducks! Subway chest first into the turnbuckle and Christian nails the inverted DDT into a back breaker.
Rhino: That hurt.
Mark: Christian moving to the cage sides.. He’s grabbing a chair. Subway to his feet and gets a chair right to the gut! And again across the back!
Rhino: Christian taking advantage of his surroundings..
Mark: Christian tosses the chair and off the ropes.. A big kick to the side of Subways head. Christian getting Subway to his feet.. And an irish whip.. Subway grabs onto the ropes.. Christian charges.. Subway ducks down and Christian up on his shoulders!
Rhino: Looks like an alabama slam!
Mark: Subway turns to the cage.. And Christian and whipped hard into the side of the cage! Good god, that was a sickening thud!
Rhino: And right against the middle poles.
Mark: Christian slumps to the ground, favoring that back.. Subway grabs a kendo stick off the cage.. And a torch? What the hell?
Rhino: That kendo stick doesn’t look too safe..
Mark: And Subway has set it on fire! We have a flaming kendo stick!
Rhino: We may just see that later tonight in the main event.
Mark: Subway waiting for Christian to get to his feet.. He sees the flaming kendo stick! Subway swings, but Christian gets out of the way! Christian now running from Subway!
Rhino: I woudln’t wanna get hit by that either.
Mark: Christian is trapped in the corner! Subway raises the stick.. LOW BLOW! Christian with a low blow and grabs the kendo stick.. And Captain Charisma is going to town on Subway!
Rhino: Man, thats gonna leave a mark!
Mark: Subway is in pain and drops to the mat.. Christian tosses the stick away as its shattered and burnt.. Christian going to the other side of the cage and examines his weaponry..
Rhino: Lots of choices there..
Mark: And Christian goes for the barbed wire chair! He has a little trouble getting it down.. But hes got it!
Rhino: Christian seems pleased as he smacks it against the mat!
Mark: Wait.. Subways getting the chair from earlier.. Hes to his feet.. Christian turns around.. AND A WICKED CHAIR SHOT..
Rhino: He bent that chair over Christians skull!
Mark: Christian slumps to the ground.. And he is bleeding. Subway picks up the barbed wire chair.. And slams it over Christians head!
Rhino: He’s not done.
Mark: Subway drags Christian over to the ropes.. And wraps up his arms!
Rhino: Christian is in trouble..
Mark: And now Subway is scraping that barbed wire across Christians face! And there is nothing he can do about it!
Rhino: Good god, this is brutal!
Mark: And Christian is gushing! He is gushing bad! Theres blood all over the place!
Rhino: Talk about a crimson mask! Its dripping down to his chest.. Man!
Mark: Subway grins as he looks at the chair.. And now he is wiping Christian’s blood on his face!
Rhino: This is why Subway is the X-Core Soldier.
Mark: Subway rears back.. GOOD GOD.. THAT WAS A CHAIR SHOT THAT COULD CAUSE A CONCUSSION..
Rhino: Subway is doing exactly what he wants..
Mark: Christian is released from the ropes.. Subway picks him up.. And runs him face first into the cage! Subway holds on.. And again to the other side! One more time.. And into side three!
Rhino: He’s going for the grand slam!
Mark: Subway charges the final side.. Christian stops himself and Subway is face first into the cage!
Rhino: That backfired.
Mark: Subway stumbles backwards.. And Christian delivers a CCT!
Rhino: Christian needs to shift the momentum back his way..
Mark: It looks like he plans to.. Christian picks up the barbed wire chair.. And smashes it over Subways head! Twice! Three times!
Rhino: Looks like a little bit of payback.
Mark: Christian goes to the cage.. He’s grabbing.. Fluorescent lights! Christian places them on the mat.. Subway starting to move.. Christian picks the chair back up.. And another vile chairshot!
Rhino: Well, now Subway’s bleeding..
Mark: Christian grabbing the second chair.. He places Subways head on it.. Barbed wire chair in his hands.. ONE MAN CONCHAIRTO..
Rhino: Subway could be out cold..
Mark: Christian slapping his chest as he taunts the crowd.. He’s grabbing the fluorescent lightbulbs.. He’s placed them on the barbed wire chair.. He’s got Subway now.. MY GOD.. THE UNPRETTIER ONTO THE LIGHTS AND THE CHAIR!
Rhino: Double your pleasure!
Mark: Subway is OUT COLD.. Christian trying to get to his feet.. But he falls!
Rhino: Looks like the loss of blood has finally taken its toll..
Mark: Both of these men are losing a great deal of blood with every beat of their hearts..
Rhino: Christian is struggling.. Using the ropes to pull himself to his feet.. Christians up.. And he’s trying to climb the cage..
Mark: This match has taken its toll and he’s weak.. Christian pulling himself up..
Rhino: Subway needs to come to right about now..
Mark: Christian is halfway up.. And Subways showing movement!
Rhino: Christian can’t see it..
Mark: Subway is to his feet, glass shards sticking to his face.. He’s got the barbed wire chair.. Christian gets it right to his back!
Rhino: What a shot! And Christian’s back is sore already!
Mark: Subway with another shot, and Christian is barely hanging on.. Subway yanks a black bag off the cage.. AND WE’VE GOT THUMBTACKS..
Rhino: Things are about to pick up!
Mark: Subway spreads the tacks around the ring.. And delivers another chair shot to Christians back!
Rhino: Subways got something planned..
Mark: Subway hooks Christian.. AND POWERBOMBS HIM FROM THE CAGE AND ONTO THE TACKS! OH MY GOD..
Rhino: Christian is in an insane amount of pain!
Mark: Subway isn’t done.. He’s grabbing a roll of barbed wire off the cage.. And he’s wrapping his arm in it.. What the hell does he have planned?
Rhino: Something painful for Christian..
Mark: Subway is pulling Christian to his feet.. Irish whip.. SUBLINE! SUBLINE! SUBWAY HITS CHRISTIAN WITH A BARBED WIRE SUBLINE!
Rhino: GOOD GOD..
Mark: COVER! 1…………………2……………………….3!
PA Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.. THE WINNER OF THE MATCH.. SUBWAY!
Mark: That was a brutal display right there..
Rhino: Subway came out on top, showing why he is the X-Core Soldier.
Mark: The cage is rising and.. WHAT THE HELL.. THE LIGHTS JUST WENT OUT..
Rhino: DID YOU HEAR THAT? That was a chair shot!
Mark: Sounded more like a gun shot!
Rhino: Wait, we’ve got lights..
Mark: Subway is out in the ring! Subway is out!
Rhino: Christian is still down.. So who the hell?!
Mark: Well, Subways been making alot of enemies as of late.. It could be alot of people.. Kudo? Triple H? Even Demon Child.. Whoever it is, they got their shot tonight.Lets get set for more EWA Action.
EWA World Tag Team Championship TLC Rules Match
Team 3D(c) vs Triple H & Partner
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is a TLC Rules Match for the EWA World Tag Team Championships… Introducing first… From Dudleyville They are the EWA World Tag Team Champions… BUBBA RAY AND DVON… TEAM 3D…
(“Drop The Bombshell” plays as Team 3D enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Accompined to the ring by Stephanie McMahon… The Game TRIPLE H…
(“My Time” plays as Triple H and Stephanie McMahon enter the arena…)
Rhino:Who is his partner going to be…
Mark:I think we are about to find out as Triple H has a microphone…
HHH:The big question is right now who is my partner going to be… Well without further adue… Let me introduce to you right now my partner… He is th…
Mark:Bubba and Dvon have jumped Triple H…
Rhino:They arent going to let him introduce his partner…
Mark:Team 3D whip Triple H in to the ropes… Double Back Drop by Team 3D sending Triple H high in the air…
Rhino:Unlike other TLC Matches this match up is pinfalls… Not climbing up to get the belt…
Mark:Triple H staggers back up to his feet… Double Clothesline sending Triple H to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Team 3D is in control of Triple H at the moment…
Mark:Triple H now storms around the ring and begins throwing steel chairs in to the ring…
Rhino:You can see he is pissed at something…
Mark:Triple H stands up on the apron… Team 3D charges at Triple H… The Game jumps off the apron… Triple H pulls Dvon out of the ring and is now brawling with him on the outside of the ring… D-Von with an irish whip… Reversal by Triple H sending D-Von in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Bubba is challenging Triple H to come in the ring and fight him…
Mark:Triple H gets in the ring… Bubba charges with the chair… Triple H ducks the chairshot and now hammers Bubba with right hands…The Game with an irish whip…
Rhino:Triple H picked up a chair…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot right to the head of Bubba Ray Dudley laying him out…
Rhino:That was a hard chair shot…
Mark:Triple H now opens up the steel chair and whips Bubba Ray Dudley in to the ropes… Drop toe hold right on to the steel chair…
Rhino:D-Von is bringing a ladder in to the ring…
Mark:Baseball slide by Triple H driving the ladder in to the midsection of D-Von as he was coming in to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is now going back to work on Bubba Ray…
Mark:Triple H grabs the ladder and stands it up in the corner… Triple H scoops up Bubba Ray and puts him up on his shoulder … Triple H runs at the ladder… Bubba Ray slides off Triple H’s shoulder and Triple H goes right in to the ladder thanks to Bubba Ray…
Rhino:Bubba is now laying out the ladder…
Mark:Bubba scoops up Triple H and slams Triple H down on to the ladder…
Rhino:D-Von is up and on the top turnbuckle…
Mark:D-Von is going to fly…
Rhino:WASSSUP!
Mark:Headbutt downstairs to Triple H by Dvon Dudley…
Rhino:Dvon Dudley got hurt on that as well as he landed right on the ladder…
Mark:Bubba has something to say…
Bubba:D-VON! GET THE TABLES!
Rhino:Dvon is now getting the table and is bringing it in to the ring…
Mark:The table is being setup… Triple H is staggering up to his feet…
Rhino:I smell a 3D…
Mark:3D! NO! DDT! The Game countered the 3D by DDTing Dvon in to the canvas…
Rhino:Triple H is now fighting with Bubba Ray…
Mark:Right hands back and forth between both men…Bubba now whips Triple H in to the corner… The Game comes out and gets nailed with a high back body drop…
Rhino:The Game is in trouble now…
Mark:Dvon is back up to his feet… Double Clothesline by Team 3D…
Rhino:Bubba just picked up the ladder…
Mark:Team 3D charges with the ladder and lays out The Game…
Rhino:Dvon is now bringing another table in to the ring…
Mark:Bubba Ray hooks up Triple H… POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:I think that could be it and they wont even need another table…
Mark:Bubba Ray covers The Game 1……………..2……….3………NO! The Game got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Bubba can not believe it…
Mark:The Game staggers back up to his feet…
Rhino:The second table has been setup…
Mark:Triple H grabbed the chair and is staggering around… Bubba gets nailed right in the head by the chair as Triple H turned around…
Rhino:That was a thud if I ever heard one…
Mark:Dvon turns around… Steel Chair Shot by The Game laying out Dvon as well…
Rhino:Bubba Ray is back up again…
Mark:Another Chair shot right across the skull knocking Bubba Ray in to the ropes…
Rhino:Bubba is trapped in the ropes…
Mark:Triple H now puts Dvon up on the table…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Triple H hooks up Dvon… PEDIGREE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:Thats gotta be it… Bubba is trapped in the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber has jumped the guardrail and is now standing on the ring apron…
Mark:The Game covers D-Von Dudley 1…………..2……….3…………..NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winner and NEW EWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… TRIPLE H AND LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Triple H has a puzzled look on his face right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber was in Triple H’s corner standing on the ring apron… The referee made him a legal man in the match… So now Triple H and Lone Jobber are the EWA World Tag Team Champions…
Rhino:Triple H is pissed off… Lone Jobber is smiling…
Mark:This matter will have to be settled somewhere down the line…But right now its time for the FTW Championship Match…
FTW Championship Stocking Stuffers Match
Heidenreich(c) vs The Sniper
Written by Psyko Boy PYB
PA Announcer: The following contest is the Stocking Stuffers match for the FTW Championship! Introducing first, from Austin, Texas.. Weighing in at 250 pounds.. THE SNIPER!
(“This is War” hits over the PA System as Sniper makes his way down to the ring..)
PA Announcer: His opponent.. From New Orleans, Louisiana.. Weighing in at 275 pounds.. He is the FTW Champion.. HEIDENREICH..
(“Dangerous Politics” hits over the PA System as Heidenreich makes his way down to the ring..)
Mark: Both men in the ring, and theres the bell! Heidenreich with a huge shoulder block, taking Sniper down.
Rhino: And Sniper is not a small man.
Mark: Sniper back to his feet.. Heidenreich going for a second shoulder block.. But it doesn’t work this time! Sniper with a hard clothesline and knocks Heidenreich to the mat.
Rhino: Must have been an accident the first time.
Mark: Heidenreich back to his feet and gets hard rights from Sniper.. Sniper with an irish whip.. Another close line takes the champ down.
Rhino: Sniper keeping on the offensive.
Mark: Sniper whips Heidenreich into the corner and hits him with a big clothesline, followed up by a hard right that floors the champ!
Rhino: Sniper with an impressive showing so far..
Mark: Sniper climbing the turnbuckle and reaching into the stocking.. And he’s pulled out a steel chair!
Rhino: Things are about to pick up.
Mark: Heidenreich getting to his feet.. And nails Sniper in the stomach with a few hard fists. Heidenreich grabs the chair.. But Sniper gets in a kick to the gut, grabbing the chair back.. And smacks it hard across Heidenreichs back!
Rhino: A thunderous shot!
Mark: Sniper with a second shot across the champions back and it brings Heidenreich to his knees. Sniper off the ropes.. And a running kick to Heidenreich head!
Rhino: The champ seems to be in trouble here.
Mark: Sniper hooks Heidenreich and hits him with a suplex.. Sniper heading back up to one of the stockings and reaching inside..
Rhino: What else could be in there?
Mark: Heidenreich back to his feet.. And smacks a chair over Snipers back, then tosses him down to the mat, hard! Heidenreich climbs up and reaches into the stocking.. And we have an iron toothbrush!
Rhino: Thats good news for no one!
Mark: Heidenreich brings that iron toothbrush down across Snipers back, then digs the nails in and rakes!
Rhino: Good god, thats painful!
Mark: Heidenreich repeats the motion, causing Sniper a great deal of pain.. Heidenreich now wraps the toothbrush around Snipers neck and begins to choke him out!
Rhino: Sniper not in a good position here..
Mark: Sniper looks to be fading.. Wait, he managed to grab that steel chair! And Heidenreich takes a shot to the head, dropping the toothbrush from Snipers throat!
Rhino: He may not have lasted much longer, there.
Mark: Sniper favoring that throat as he gets to his feet.. A hard kick to Heidenreich’s gut, and a DDT onto the chair!
Rhino: Ow!
Mark: Cover! 1……..2…………………..And Heidenreich gets the shoulder up!
Rhino: Heidenreich in a bad position right now..
Mark: Sniper going back to the stockings, reaching inside.. ..And its a 5 pound Hershey bar!
Rhino: Now THATS Christmas!
Mark: Heidenreich getting to his feet.. And Sniper comes off the top rope, smashing that chocolate bar over Heidenreichs head!
Rhino: Not the chocolate bar!
Mark: Calm down, Rhino.. Sniper goes for the irish whip.. Heidenreich counters.. Sniper off the ropes.. POWER D-..Sniper is able to slide free! Sniper off the ropes and nails a swinging neckbreaker!
Rhino: Nice counter there..
Mark: Sniper picking up that Iron toothbrush and brings it down across Heidenreichs back!
Rhino: A little payback from earlier..
Mark: Sniper rearing back now.. And swings for Heidenreichs head! Heidenreich ducks! Sniper getting hard left and rights to his gut.. Heidenreito his feet.. Sniper still getting a fury of punches, now to the face.. Heidenreich with a clothesline, and a second.. Sniper sent off the ropes.. And a stiff boot to the head from the champion!
Rhino: Heidenreich got an adrenaline rush there..
Mark: Heidenreich grabbing Sniper and lifts him up.. BIG SHOULDERBREAKER BY HEIDENREICH.. Sniper is down!
Rhino: Good god, talk about painful!
Mark: Heidenreich is climbing to the stockings.. And.. Just pulled the entire thing down!
Rhino: I guess that could be used as a weapon..
Mark: Heidenreich standing over Sniper and dumps the bags contents.. ..AND ITS SNAKES.. WE HAVE SNAKES IN THE RING..
Rhino: Shades of Jake the Snake!
Mark: And Sniper is flipping out! Sniper tossing the snakes off him and out of the ring as he hurries to his feet.. Heidenreich goes for a big right, but Sniper blocks! Kick the gut and he’s calling for the scissors kick!
Rhino: He’s setting him up!
Mark: Sniper off the ropes.. POWER DUNK! POWER DUNK! HEIDENREICH OUT OF NOWHERE.. COVER.. 1……………………2…………………….3!
PA Announcer: Your winner and STILL FTW CHAMPION.. HEIDENREICH..
Mark: Heidenreich with a big win over Sniper tonight..
Rhino: But Sniper put on a good showing.
Mark: Indeed he did. Its now time for our main event.
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Candy Caning Match
William McConnell(c) vs Shane Munns
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall and is a CANDY CANING MATCH… And is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing First… The Challenger… From Morrisville,Nc… Weighing in at 253 pounds… SHANE MUNNS…
(“Kryptonite” plays as Shane Munns enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 226 pounds… The Defending EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL…
(“The Answer” plays as PYB enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Both men are looking at one another…
Rhino:The only weapons allowed in this match up are canes…
Mark:PYB blocks the right hand by Shane Munns… And hammers William McConnell with right hands… The Answer backs Shane Munns in to the ropes… McConnell with an irish whip… McConnell ducks his head… Shane Munns puts the breaks on and kicks McConnell right in the head…
Rhino:McConnell is checking his jaw after that shot…
Mark:Discus clothesline by Shane Munns… Munns goes for a quick cover 1……….2………….. McConnell gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shane Munns is now waiting for McConnell to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Munns kicks McConnell in the midsection… Swinging Fisherman’s suplex with a bridge 1…………2…………… McConnell once again gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shane Munns is now reaching out of the ring and pulls out a singapore cane…
Mark:Munns waits for McConnell to get up on his feet… Shane Munns swings the cane… McConnell ducks and kicks Munns in the midsection… Double Arm DDT on to the singapore cane…McConnell goes for a cover 1…………….2……….. Munns get his shoulder up now…
Rhino:Munns is now in some trouble…
Mark:McConnell has the singapore cane… Munns turns around and gets leveled right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:That was a hard shot…
Mark:Munns takes a singapore cane shot right across the back…
Rhino:That looked like it hurt…
Mark:William McConnell now hooks up Shane Munns and drops him with a stalling vertical suplex… McConnell floats over in to a cover 1……………..2………………. Munns gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:William McConnell is taking back control of this match up…
Mark:The Answer is now looking in the can on the outside and finds a walking cane…
Rhino:I dont think he is going to do much walking with it…
Mark:McConnell now has the walking cane and waits for Shane Munns to turn around… McConnell swings the walking cane… Munns ducks underneath and dropkicks the knee of William McConnell…
Rhino:Munns now has the walking cane…
Mark:McConnell is to his feet and Munns nails him right in the knee… Munns hooks in the figure four…
Rhino:Shane Munns took out the knee and is now taking out McConnell with the figure four…
Mark:The Answer is trying to get to the ropes… And is able to do so…
Rhino:The damage has already been done to the knee of William McConnell…
Mark:Munns grabs the right leg of The Answer… Dragon Screw Leg Whip…
Rhino:McConnell is holding on to his right knee and is in pain…
Mark:Shane Munns goes back for the figure four… McConnell pushes him out and knocks him in to the ropes… Munns charges back at McConnell… SPEAR!
Rhino:That took The Answer right off of his feet…
Mark:Shane Munns goes for a cover 1……..2……………..3…NO! McConnell gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close one there…
Mark:Shane Munns is now putting The Answer on the top rope…
Rhino:Munns has something in mind…
Mark:Shane Munns hooks him up for a superplex… McConnell blocks and knocks Shane Munns off the top rope…
Rhino:William just reached and picked out a singapore cane…
Mark:Munns is back up… The Answer flies and nails Shane Munns head off with the singapore cane…
Rhino:That was one hell of a shot…
Mark:The Answer goes for a cover…1………….2…………3……. NO! Shane Munns got his shoulder up…
Rhino:The fans are getting behind The Answer now…
Mark:Shane Munns gets back up on his feet…
Rhino:Munns has a cane and The Answer doesnt know…
Mark:FIVE STAR SUPERKICK! NO! Munns ducks… Singapore cane right to the skull of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:McConnell is in some trouble now…
Mark:Shane Munns hooks up William… PASS TO DEATH!
Rhino:We are looking at a new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Shane Munns covers William McConnell 1……………2………………3………….NEW NO! The Answer has his foot on the rope…
Rhino:Munns can not believe it… He thought he had won the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Shane Munns now heads to the top rope…
Rhino:The Answer is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Munns flies… Cane to the midsection of Shane Munns…
Rhino:That knocked the wind right out of Shane Munns…
Mark:Munns staggers back up to his feet… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!
Rhino:He connected with that shot…
Mark:William McConnell hooks the leg 1…………………2…………………………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion WILLIAM McCONNELL…
Rhino:The Answer took everything Shane Munns had but it wasnt enough…
Mark:This was one hell of a Seasons Beatings… We will see you everyone at New Years Evil… Good Night Everyone and Happy Holidays…
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