EWA Saturday Night 2005
Mark:Welcome everyone to a special eWa Event… Welcome to EWA Saturday Night… I am as always Mark joined by Rhino… And what action we have for everyone here tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Tonights Main Event is going to be awesome…
Mark:It sure is shaping up to be that way as the eWa World Heavyweight Championship is on the line as Shawn Michaels defends against Subway…With Megumi Kudo as the Special Guest Referee…
Rhino:Its Unlimited Violence… Its two guys who dont give a damn… Its going to be one hell of a match up…
Mark:Thats what it looks like on paper… Also here tonight we will see Megumi Kudo put the FTW Title on the line against Raven… Lenny and Lodi defend the eWa World Tag Team Titles against Sabu and Abdullah…
Rhino:I have heard a rumor that William McConnell is here tonight…
Mark:I have heard that as well… What will The Answer have to say tonight? We will find out later on most likely… But now its time for our first match up of the evening…
Big Daddy Ace vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:The opening contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE…
(“10000 Fists” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Dayton, Ohio…Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…
(“Firefly” plays as Doug Kinsella enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Doug Kinsella and Big Daddy Ace face to face in the center of the ring… Kinsella goes for a right hand… Ace blocks and hammers Doug Kinsella with straight right hands…
Rhino:Look at him open up on Doug Kinsella…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a big right hand knocking Doug Kinsella down to his behind… Kinsella gets back up near the ropes… Big Daddy Ace charges and scores with another big right hand sending Doug Kinsella over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is coming to fight here tonight…
Mark:Doug Kinsella is on his feet on the outside… Baseball Slide by Big Daddy Ace nailing Doug in the chest and sending him back to the guardrail…
Rhino:Doug is in some trouble here in the early going…
Mark:Ace rolls Doug back in to the ring…
Rhino:Ace is now on the top rope…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for a double axe handle… Kinsella sees it coming and nails Big Daddy Ace right in the midsection…
Rhino:That can knock the wind out of you for the moment…
Mark:Doug spins him back around… DDT by Doug Kinsella… Kinsella goes for the cover 1……………………2………………. Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The momentum is starting to turn in favor of Doug Kinsella as Big Daddy Ace took a chance and it backfired…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up in the corner… Uppercuts by Doug Kinsella… Doug brings him out of the corner and nails him with a snap suplex…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now taking his time with Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Doug hooks him up… Fisherman’s Suplex with a Bridge 1……………………………2………………………… Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Nice suplex and bridge by Doug…
Mark:That was shades of Mr. Perfect and the Perfect Plex…
Rhino:Ace is pulling himself up again in the corner…
Mark:Doug Kinsella charges with a splash… Ace moves out of the way and Doug eats turnbuckle…
Rhino:Doug is staggering around…
Mark:SPEAR! By Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Ace regroups and is able to cover Doug Kinsella 1……………………………..2…………………………..3……..NO! Doug got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Ace could not believe it… But if he was able to get to him quicker I think he could have had him…
Mark:You are probably right Rhino…
Rhino:Doug is staggering back up to his feet… He seems to be out of it…
Mark:The spear took a lot out of him… Doug turns around… Big Daddy Ace hooks him up…ACE CRUSHER! NO! Doug Kinsella counters out and lands on his feet…
Rhino:Doug is hammering him with right hands…
Mark:Irish whip by Doug Kinsella reversal by Big Daddy Ace… Kinsella ducks the clothesline… Ace turns around… FINAL TOUCH!
Rhino:Thats it…
Mark:Doug Kinsella hooks the leg 1………………………………2………………………..3……. This one is over…
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DOUG KINSELLA…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is on a roll here in the eWa…
Mark:Doug is on a mission… How long will the roll last? We will have to wait and see… But right now its time for more eWa Action…
Faith vs Heidenreich
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing First… From Boston, Mass…Weighing in at 128 Pounds… FAITH…
(Faith’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From New Orleans… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… HEIDENREICH…
(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has sounded and this one is underway…
Rhino:This is a total mismatch… I dont know why this was booked…
Mark:Neither do I… Its a 128 Pound woman against at 275 Pound Man…
Rhino:Faith has a scared look on her face at the moment…
Mark:Faith just slid out of the ring…
Rhino:Where is she going?
Mark:Faith is walking out on this match up…
Rhino:I dont blame her for walking out on this match up…
Mark:The referee is counting her out…
Rhino:If I were her… I would just keep walking and dont come back…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine and Ten… This match up is over…
Pa Announcer:The winner of this match as a result of a countout… HEIDENREICH…
Rhino:Not the way Heidenreich wanted this match up to go…
Mark:No it wasnt… But Faith made the choice to leave and thats what she did… We need to move on to our next contest…
Kurt angle vs Leo Jeltsin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Moscow, Russia… Weighing in at 218 Pounds… LEO JELTSIN…
(Russian National Anthem Plays as Leo Jeltsin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:What the hell is going on?
Mark:The lights are out… Something is going on in the ring…
Rhino:It looks like two guys are fighting in the ring…
Mark:We know one is Leo Jeltsin but who is the other…
Rhino:I dont know…
(Lights come back on)
Mark:Leo Jeltsin is out cold in the ring and has been made a bloody mess…
Rhino:Who in the world did this?
Mark:Im not sure… But look at the ring…
Rhino:Look at what?
Mark:The blood in the ring… There are three letters COP..
Rhino:C-O-P? Cop?
Mark:I dont know what it means… But whoever C-O-P is… Did a number on Leo Jeltsin here tonight and it looks like the match between Kurt Angle and Leo Jeltsin will not take place… As the ring crew now cleans out the ring we get set for the Peep Show…
(With the set being lowered, the crowd becomes aware that it’s time for the start of the much anticipated Peep Show. Christian comes out to a horde of boos, following by making his way down the ramp and into the ring. He poses one last time on the turnbuckle before settling down and taking a seat on his newly redesigned set.)
Christian: Peepulation of the Christian Coalition! Welcome to the one television program that’s changing Saturday nights! The Peep Show starring Captain Charisma himself! (Crowd Cheers Mostly) You see I’m not even competing tonight, but this night belongs to me. Tonight I was granted the opportunity to steal the show as I see fit. Tonight marks the biggest peep show . . . EVER! Because tonight, in just a few moments, I get to bring out the special guest of my choosing. Who could it be you ask? Anyone. I have been given the power to pick absolutely anyone of my choosing. In fact, I’ve been thinking of who to bring out a lot lately, and let me break it down of some people I came up with. It could be . . . oh I don’t know . . . Doug Kinsella?! . . . or . . . or . . .possibly OMEGA?! . . . or . . . BATMAN?! . . . it’s a hard decision, but I’ve had my mind made up for a few days now. And without further adieu, Roanoke, Virginia, ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIGGEST ANNOUNCEMENT IN PEEPTHOLOGY?! (Crowd Cheers) Then with that said, tech crew . . . HIT HIS MUSIC!
(“Just Close Your Eyes” blasts onto the PA system as Christian stands up with high posture and just lets out a cocky smirk. The crowd really begins to let him hear it)
Christian: You see peeps and peepettes, I thought since I was granted the power this week to select anyone of my choosing, and I mean anyone . . . I felt I should take advantage of it and select the biggest and baddest superstar in not just wrestling, but all of the world. And with my wrestling resume from this past year, tell me who’s bigger . . . and badder . . . than Christian? (Crowd Boos) I have had the most storied and successful 2005 outing than anyone in this business! I mean EXCUSE ME . . . UNDEFEATED DOUBLE CHAMPION! . . . EXCUSE ME . . . VICTIM OF BACKSTAGE SCREW JOB! . . . If I ever get around to writing a novel, you can be guaranteed it’ll be bigger than the dictionary! And yeah, maybe I slipped up a little a couple weeks back and just happened to get crucified, well you know, that’s all well and good, but I LET Shawn Michaels win that match. I mean come on, I just happened to get out of a hellacious street fight the week before, what do you expect!? Nobody gives me credit for what this business has allowed me to accomplish. And starting next week, the biggest, baddest, and most charismatic superstar in the entire WORLD . . . get’s back to what he does best . . . and that’s winning matches . . . Why you ask? Simple because THAT’S . . . HOW I ROLL!
Mark:Christian is ready to get back in to Wrestling form… We will see what happens… But now its time for our next contest…
Frank Saint vs Demon Child
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Seattle, Wa… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…
(“Devil without a cause” plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Selma, Ca… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… Representing The Church of Pain… FRANK SAINT…
(“I Came To Bring The Pain” plays as Frank Saint enters the arena…)
Mark:Demon Child goes right after Frank Saint as he made his way down to ringside…
Rhino:Look at the two of them go at it right now…
Mark:Right hands back and forth by Demon Child and Frank Saint…Frank Saint with a kick to the midsection as he follows it up with an irish whip… Reversal by Demon Child and Frank Saint goes hard in to the steel guard rail… Frank Saint staggers out and Demon Child nails him with a back drop…
Rhino:Frank Saint is in some trouble early before he can even get in to the ring…
Mark:Demon Child is now on the apron of the ring… Leg Drop by Demon Child dropping it across the face of Frank Saint…
Rhino:Has the bell even rung?
Mark:I dont think it has… Demon Child picks up Frank Saint and drops him face first on to the steel steps…
Rhino:Frank Saint looks to be out of it…
Mark:Demon Child rolls Frank Saint in to the ring… The referee now calls for the bell to start this match up… Demon Child goes right in for a cover 1…………………………2…………………. Frank Saint gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:If I were Demon Child I would stay right on him…
Mark:That is what he is doing right now as Demon Child continues to stomp away at Frank Saint in the corner… Irish whip by Demon Child… Frank Saint comes out of the corner… Spinebuster by Demon Child…
Rhino:Frank Saint as just drilled in to the canvas…
Mark:Demon Child hooks the leg again 1………………………………2…………………………………3….NO! Frank Saint got his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was so close… Demon Child really thought it was over…
Mark:Demon Child whips Frank Saint in to the ropes… Powerslam…
Rhino:It has been all Demon Child thus far…
Mark:Another cover 1………………………………………2…………………………..Frank Saint kicks out again…
Rhino:Demon Child must be thinking what do I have to do to keep him down on the canvas…
Mark:Demon Child now hooks him up for a powerbomb… Demon has him up… Frank Saint counters with right hands… Hurricanranna Take Over by Frank Saint…
Rhino:Thats the way to counter out of a powerbomb…
Mark:Both men get back up… Double Clothesline and both men are down on the canvas…
Rhino:Both men are pulling themselves back up after colliding with a double clothesline…
Mark:Demon Child goes for a right hand… Blocked by Frank Saint… Right hands by Frank Saint to Demon Child backing him up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Frank Saint… Reversal by Demon Child… Demon Child ducks his head… Hard kick by Frank Saint right to the head…
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Frank Saint hooks him up… Brainbuster by Frank Saint…
Rhino:Demon Child was dropped right on his head…
Mark:He sure was as Frank Saint goes for a cover 1………………………….2………. Kickout by Demon Child…
Rhino:Demon Child is now up in the corner…
Mark:Frank Saint puts Demon Child up on the top rope…
Rhino:This might not be good…
Mark:Frank has him hooked… DDT From The Top Rope…
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Demon has been dropped on his head again… Frank Saint with a cover 1……………………………….2……………………..3……… NO! Demon Child got his shoulder up…
Rhino:He found a way to get his shoulder up and Demon Child is still alive in this match up…
Mark:Frank Saint is signaling for The Great Sin…
Rhino:Demon Child is back up…
Mark:GREAT SIN! NO! Demon Child counters out…
Rhino:Demon Child is doing his best to fight back…
Mark:Right hands by Demon Child… Kick to the midsection…
Rhino:Demon Child is hooking him up…
Mark:HEART STO! NO! Frank Saint counters out…Frank Saint with a kick to the midsection… PAYNE RELIEVER!
Rhino:Thats it…
Mark:Frank Saint hooks the leg on Demon Child 1………………………..2……………………….3…………..ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner FRANK SAINT…
Rhino:Frank Saint said he was going to use the Payne Reliever and he did…
Mark:Big win for Frank Saint after losing in the Main Event of Tuesday Night Carnage… As we now get set for our next contest…
(The eWa fans are all buzzing in anticipation for the next match. All of a sudden there’s a disturbance in the crowd, and in one section of the audience the fans are all scrambling and trying to look toward the aisle. The cameras pick up none other then EWA Television Champion Aaron Marx making his way down the stairs with a smirk on his face.)
Mark: Hey, that’s Marx! Aaron Marx making his way toward the ring through the fans here.
Rhino: We haven’t heard from this guy since he won the TV Title, what the hell is this about?
(Aaron maintains a smug look, but every once in a while he rips his arm away from the nagging fans and mouths off to them. He makes his way down to the barricade and hops over as the guards look puzzled as to what to do. He walks around to the timekeeper and grabs a mic. All of a sudden the guards make their way toward him and look as if they’re trying to surround him.)
Mark: I think security has gotten their orders and they want Marx outta here.
Rhino: It looks that way I mean…
(“No Chance” begins to play over the PA as the fans cheer. The security turns to look at the Hardcore Theater as we see a live feed of Shane McMahon.)
Shane McMahon: Whoa…hey…hold on a second! Hey…security, wait a second. Apparently, the eWa Television Champion finally has somethin’ he wants to say. The way I see it, since he’s still got eWa gold on his shoulder there, then contract or no contract he’s got a right to tell us just what’s going on with “Sports Entertainment’s Only Sure Thing” these days.
Aaron Marx (As the guards back off): Nice work Shane O’ Mac. Way to go…everybody give Mr. McMahon a big round of applause. (The crowd cheers) SHUT UP MORONS. (Crowd goes back to booing Marx as Shane’s feed cuts) Yeah so what? I haven’t spoken for a week. Excuse me for having a life! I’m not like you people…sitting home on your Lazy Boy’s chuggin’ beers and eatin’ pizza bagels. I’ve got places to be, people to see, and things to do. Now if you all remember correctly, Aaron Marx is no longer under contract with the Extreme Wrestling Alliance. I did exactly what I said I was going to do, and Shane JUST proved my point. I’ve got their precious TV Title, and there’s nothing they can do about it, but you know what? I’m a nice guy. That’s why I’m going to make things real simple. The fact of the matter is this, you just can’t have a show like Glory without the TV Champ right?? You just can’t have a show like Glory without the one and only most innovative superstar in professional wrestling today RIGHT?? So I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. EWA, you give me your best damn shot. You want to take your little title back, then you’ve got your chance at Glory. Put me up against any challenge, and if you can get this title from me then BOTTOM LINE you don’t have to see my face around here anymore. If things go the way I see em, then you’ve got a real situation on your hands don’t ya? I know one thing’s for sure, you’re not gonna see my signature across anymore dotted lines around here. So all you can do, is give me your best…and watch me show the world how it’s done. See you at Glory….(laughs to himself)….unfortunately.
(He drops the mic and makes his way over the barricade and through the crowd.)
Mark:It looks like Aaron Marx will be at Glory and will put the TV Title on the line… But against who? We will have to wait and see…
eWa World Heavyweight Tag Team Championship Tornado Tag Match
Lenny Lane & Lodi(c) vs Sabu & Abdullah The Butcher
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a TORNADO TAG MATCH and is for the eWa World Heavyweight Tag Team Championship Match… Introducing first… The Challengers… The Team of SABU & ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER…
(Sabu’s theme plays as Sabu & Abdullah enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined 444 Pounds… The eWa World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions… LENNY LANE & LODI…
(“When my heart goes boom” plays as Lenny & Lodi enter the arena…)
Rhino:Abdullah hasnt come down to ringside yet…
Mark:Something is distracting him at the entrance ramp… Sabu is now left Two on One with the eWa World Tag Team Champions…
Rhino:This might not be good…
Mark:Lenny and Lodi are surrounding Sabu… Sabu goes after Lenny by nailing him with a dropkick to the knee of Lenny… Lenny moved out of the way of it… From behind Lodi nails Sabu from behind…
Rhino:Its now a double team assault on Sabu…
Mark:Lenny and Lodi whip Sabu in to the ropes… Lenny and Lodi duck their heads… Sabu puts on the breaks… Dropkick to Lenny and Lodi by Sabu…
Rhino:That was a nice move…
Mark:Lodi is back up and Sabu whips him in to the corner…Lenny is back up on his feet… Sabu whips Lenny right in to Lodi…
Rhino:Sabu has something planned…
Mark:Sabu charges at them… Air Sabu… Lenny staggers out of the corner and falls to the ground…
Rhino:Lodi is staggering as well…
Mark:Lodi falls right on to Lenny and he hit him downstairs…
Rhino:I dont think Lenny mind what Lodi just did…
Mark:They are used to that… Sabu now on the apron of the ring… Slingshot Leg Drop by Sabu on to Lodi… Sabu with a cover 1……………………..2…………… Lenny breaks it up…
Rhino:Lenny is now going after Sabu…
Mark:Right hands by Lenny backing Sabu up in to the ropes…Lenny whips Sabu in to the farside… Lenny comes off the other side… Running Bulldog by Lenny…
Rhino:Lodi is now back up on his feet…
Mark:Lodi and Lenny hook up Sabu… Double Brainbuster…
Rhino:Sabu looks to be out of it… Abdullah has just walked to the back for some reason…
Mark:Lodi is now hooking up Sabu…
Rhino:Lenny is up on the top rope…
Mark:Leg Drop From the top rope by Lenny on to Sabu… A double cover by the eWa World Tag Team Champions 1……………………………….2……………………3……. Its Over…
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL eWa World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions LENNY & LODI…
Rhino:Lenny and Lodi continue to dominate the Tag Team Division…
Mark:Can anyone stop them? Right now we send it to the ring as Todd Grisham is in the ring… So lets send it to him…
Todd: Ladies and Gentlemen.. Join me in welcoming The Answer.. William McConnell!
(“The Answer” hits over the PA System as William McConnell makes his way down to the ring, posing before standing behind a podium)
Todd: Also joining us tonight.. The Lone Jobber!
(“Survival of the Sickest” hits as Lone Jobber makes his way down to the ring, standing behind the podium opposite of McConnell)
Todd: Gentleman, I’d like to thank you both joining us tonight. First off..
McConnell: Well hold on a minute, Todd. Before we start this little shindig, I’d like to thank the Lone Jobber for actually confronting me face to face tonight and not cheap shotting me again. I’m sure we ALL appreciate it.
Lone Jobber: Well Will.. the nights not over now is it?
Todd: First off.. Lone Jobber.. The last few weeks, you’ve shown some sort of change. One many aren’t liking. It all began at Frenzy when you cost William the EWA Television Championship. So.. the question is.. Why?
McConnell: Yes, Jobber.. Why? Why don’t you finally give us the answer we all so dearly want.
Lone Jobber: Like I said, the difference in showing and telling a person what you mean. But I guess my own brand of Show Me isn’t working on you Will. It’s funny, folks asking me, why did you come back and do this and do that. Why, well why did I leave. Tell me this Psyko Boy, to understand the Rich one must understand the Poor. So to understand my return, do you know of my exit?
McConnell: I’m in NO MOOD for riddles, Jobbyboy. But I’ll humor you.. So why is it you left, Jobbs? Money? Title shots? Did ya get bored?
Lone Jobber: Another man recently left of did you miss it Will? A man by the name of … wait for it .. Triple H. Badda Bing. His reason, not fun anymore. Now while some might laugh at him for being a wuss, I get it, maybe. See remember back when we had that match between you, I, and Subby? I found that to be a breath of fresh air. The Federation, has become stale my good friend. Our second match disgusted me though. Christian thinking he understood us, me. But as if I watched from the sidelines, I took something in. The federation was changing. Was like taking those steps into the softer side of Sears. That isn’t the man I am Will. That isn’t the type of man I thought you where either.
McConnell: Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah.. So what is it, Jobbs? You wanna take things to the next level? You wanna take things to the EXTREME? Is THAT what this is all about?
Lone Jobber: If I could, I would, slap you for being a dumb ass Will. This wasn’t about taking things to the next level… no this was about standing on that staircase and seeing the eWa as a whole going down. That is why I left. I was told to hold back. They want a family show. Stupid shit like that. Unlike others in this federation, I’m not going to compromise who I am for someone else. If the Lone Jobber couldn’t be the Lone Jobber, fuck it. Do you get it Psy? Tell me that pea brain of yours is comprehending the words coming out of my mouth.
McConnell: Oh, I understand ya perfectly, Jobber. They want ya to “hold back”. Jobbs, when you take a look at the men running this company.. Subway.. Omega.. And then I listen to the bullshit you’re spewing..All I see is a man who just can’t GO. The only thing you’re showing me and the rest of these people is that you can’t GET. THE JOB. DONE. That’s ALL I hear, Jobbs.. So do you have anymore excuses for wanting to make an impact before we get down to a match to settle this?
Lone Jobber: You know Psy, this has been a waste of my time. You still don’t fucking get it. You think Omega is extreme? When has the paper pusher showed an ounce of extreme. Now I might give you Subby, but still he’s falling, fast. And you. You are the man I put my money on. I was hoping you would hold up that tradition. Like I said before. Christian didn’t get me and I didn’t think he got you. But maybe he did. Forest from the trees Psy. The eWa has fallen and I was sick to see you go with it. Talking nonstop about the fucking TV title. Power, it doesn’t come with numbers, fuck your group Dx. And Power, it doesn’t come with weapons, objects one wields. No power comes from your will, Will. Who is willing to do what the other man isn’t. And so I tested you. I wanted to know if you wanted that title that much. And you failed. You have been deemed guilty Will., guilty of killing Psycronic… guilty of killing the Psyko Boy. Guitly. So that is why I did it. To tell not just you, but everyone else out there. And hey, you finally stepping up to the plate. I like that. So Psy, you want to show me that I’m wrong. Then tell me, what pray tell do you have in mind for me? And we’ll see if I care.
McConnell: Oh, I think you’ll care.. Hell, I think you’ll LOVE what I’m about to say. See, Jobbs. I do agree with you on one.. ONE.. thing. Things do tend to get watered down around here. Now, while I wanted to do something I hadn’t done in quite some time.. I had to wait.. Wait for the perfect time. And then I looked at my calendar Jobbs.. And I saw the perfect time.. If you think back.. The last 3 years.. The big event.. The Grand Stage.. If you think back to Glory 2002.. Me and you.. One and one.. A Hell In A Cell Ladder Match.. We took the bar that had been set.. and we kicked it off the fucking stand! One year later.. You saw me tear ass in a death match at Glory 2003.. And I saw the look in your eyes.. You loved it.. And then.. Just last year.. Glory 2004.. Me and you started in the EXTREME Elimination Chamber.. Started the whole damn thing. Once again, we tore through everyone and each other. We did what we did best.. LOST OUR FUCKING MINDS.. You starting to see where I’m going, Jobber? Glory is coming up.. And I say we take the whole damn thing ONE MORE TIME.. Whaddya say?
Lone Jobber: Glory. Go on Will, lets see how deep you can dig your hole.
McConnell: The hole I’m digging I plan on burying you in. I said I would take you to hell.. AND I DAMN WELL MEANT IT.. And there’s one place that is an undeniable hell.. One place few dare to return to, if they ever try.. You see.. There’s a house.. I think you know the one.. But lets make it clear for everyone else in attendance tonight.. Lone Jobber… At Glory 2005.. I’m challenging you to a SLAUGHTERHOUSE MATCH.. THE ONE YOU BUILT IN EVANSVILLE.. (crowd begins to roar)
Lone Jobber: Ha ha ha. Evansville eh? You mean they’ll let me back in that shit hole? Slaughterhouse. Got balls I though you had lost. You know what Psy, I can’t wait. Just remember Psy, the old phrase fighting in my backyard doesn’t work in this one. You ARE fighting in my house. I can’t wait.
Todd: Well, the only way to make this official is for both of you to sign this contract. Will, you first.. (He hands to McConnell, who signs it quickly..) And now you, Lone Jobber..
(Jobber takes the paper and looks at it. Smiling he takes a needle from a pauch and after pricking himself dabs the paper)
Todd: (takes the contract from Jobber) It’s official! At Glory 2005.. It will be a Slaughterhouse Match between Lone Jobber And William McConnell.. Now if you two would step into the middle of the ring and shake hands..
(McConnell and Jobber both move from behind their podiums and glare. Jobber takes his bleedin finger and rubs the blood into his palm.. McConnell grins and takes a pic off of Todd’s blazer, pricking his own finger and rubbing the blood in his palm.. Both men step forward and take each others hands a bit violently, grabbing tight and not letting go.. Both men are now standing nose to nose..)
McConnell: Come here, boy.. (Grabs Todd’s hand and pulls the mic up to his face..) Lone Jobber.. Glory 2005… I’ll see you in hell..
Lone Jobber: Ahh brother… Abel… lets go to the field.
Mark: Jobber and McConnell are just standing there, glaring at each other..
Rhino: The intensity is building, Mark.. They just sealed the match in their own blood.. Glory will be insane.
Mark: No doubt about it.. WAIT.. Jobber just swung at McConnell! McConnell ducked and Jobber floored Todd Grisham!
Rhino: Jobber figured it was a good time to cheapshot McConnell!
Mark: Jobber turns around… 5 STAR SUPERKICK! Jobber is down! He just got kicked in the jaw with that cowboy boot!
Rhino: McConnell just got some revenge. McConnell now posing over Jobber. I’ll say it again.. Glory is going to be insane.
Mark:It sure will be… As we now get set for the FTW Championship Match…
FTW Championship Explosion Match
Megumi Kudo(c) vs Raven
Pa Announcer:This next contest is an EXPLOSION MATCH and is for the FTW Championship…Introducing first… The Challenger…From The Bowery…Weighing in at 225 Pounds… RAVEN…
(“Nevermore” plays as Raven enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… The FTW Champion… MEGUMI KUDO…
(“It Came From Japan” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Megumi Kudo looks right in the eyes of Raven…
Rhino:She is just staring right at him…
Mark:Kudo is telling Raven to go for it…
Rhino:She is one tough chick…
Mark:That is why she is the FTW Champion… Raven charges with a clothesline… Megumi Kudo ducks out of the way… Forearm shots by Megumi Kudo to the head of Raven… Megumi Kudo backs Raven in to the ropes… Irish whip by Megumi Kudo… Reversal by Raven… Kudo comes off the ropes… Tilt a whirl by Raven countered by Megumi Kudo in to a head scissors take over…
Rhino:Nice counter by Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Dropkick by Megumi Kudo… Megumi Kudo now goes over to the corner…
Rhino:Kudo is pulling out a plank from there and this could start the explosions…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks up Raven for a suplex… Raven blocks and he suplexs Megumi Kudo on to the exploding plank…
Rhino:Kudo is hurting after that as she went stomach first on to the explosion…
Mark:Raven now waits for Megumi Kudo to get up to her feet… Running Clothesline by Raven to Megumi Kudo taking her head off…
Rhino:That was hard clothesline…
Mark:Raven is now pulling out a plank from the corner… Raven puts Megumi Kudo up on the top rope…
Rhino:This could hurt…
Mark:Raven goes for a superplex and drives Megumi Kudo off the top rope and both land on the exploding plank…
Rhino:The Explosion shook the ring and probably has taken something out of both Megumi Kudo and Raven…
Mark:Raven composes himself and goes for a cover on Megumi Kudo 1……………………………….2………….. Megumi Kudo gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Raven has gone to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is pulling herself up with help from the ropes…
Rhino:Raven has a steel chair…
Mark:Raven charges at Megumi Kudo… Kudo ducks and back drops Raven over the top rope and to the floor goes Raven…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo saw it coming and Raven took a hard fall…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now heading to the top rope…
Rhino:Kudo is taking a big chance…
Mark:Moonsault by Megumi Kudo to the outside of the ring landing right on to Raven…
Rhino:That was one hell of a moonsault by Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Kudo rolls Raven back in to the ring and now is setting up a plank…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is putting Raven up on the top rope now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks up Raven… IMPLANT DDT ON TO THE EXPLODING PLANK!
Rhino:HOLY SHIT!
Mark:That was one hell of a move… Raven is holding on to his face after landing in the barbed wire and taking the explosion…
Rhino:Raven is bleeding now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo rolls Raven over and goes for a cover 1………………………………….2………………………….3…….NO! Raven got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo thought she had him beat but it was not to be…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now opens up the steel chair that Raven brought in to the ring earlier…
Rhino:What does she have planned…
Mark:Irish whip by Megumi Kudo… Reversal by Raven… Droptoe hold on to the steel chair by Raven…
Rhino:Vintage Raven right there…
Mark:Raven is now pulling out another plank…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is staggering back up…
Mark:Raven charges at Megumi Kudo and rams her back in to the corner…
Rhino:The FTW Champion is in some trouble…
Mark:Raven with a hard irish whip… Megumi Kudo staggers out of the corner…Raven charges… Bulldog… Countered… Megumi Kudo drives Raven right in to the exploding plank…
Rhino:Another explosion taking everything out of both Megumi Kudo and Raven…
Mark:Raven more than Megumi Kudo at this time…
Rhino:Raven is slowly moving around back to his feet…
Mark:Kudo with a kick to the midsection… KUDO DRIVER!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Megumi Kudo hooks the leg 1……………………………2………………………..3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL FTW Champion MEGUMI KUDO…
Rhino:Kudo retains her title in another impressive victory…
Mark:Now she must compose herself as it is now time for the main event with Megumi Kudo as the Special Guest Referee…
eWa World Heavyweight Championship Unlimited Violence Match
Special Referee-Megumi Kudo
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Subway
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is an UNLIMITED VIOLENCE MATCH and is for the eWa World Heavyweight Championship… Your Special Guest Referee… MEGUMI KUDO… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Wildwood, Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The eWa Vice President and the X Core Solider… SUBWAY…
(“Hits from the bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Defending eWa World Heavyweight Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Megumi Kudo has called for the bell and this match up is under way… Shawn Michaels and Subway are face to face in the center of the ring…
Rhino:They are giving a little bit of lip service to one another…
Mark:As you can see around ringside there are cans full of weapons to be used during this match… Subway slaps Shawn Michaels right across the face…
Rhino:Shawn slaps him right back…
Mark:Both of them are smiling after the slaps… Right hands by Shawn Michaels to Subway… Shawn Michaels backs Subway in to the corner and he hammers him with right hands… Subway puts Shawn Michaels in the corner and hammers him with right hands…
Rhino:They are just slugging it out here in the opening minutes…
Mark:Subway whips Shawn Michaels in to the farside corner… HBK comes out of the corner… Subway charges with a clothesline… Shawn ducks out of the way and he hammers him with right jabs…Kick to the midsection and he follows it up with the swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Subway gets back up…
Mark:Running Clothesline by The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels sending Subway over the top rope and to the floor goes Subway…
Rhino:Shawn is struting around the ring and is looking down at Subway…
Mark:Subway just pulled something out of the trash can and goes back to staggering around…
Rhino:I dont think Shawn saw…
Mark:Shawn Michaels slingshots himself over the top rope and Subway nails him with a no parking sign right to the head…
Rhino:Shawn didnt see that coming and took a real hard shot from Subway…
Mark:Subway pulls out a crutch and cracks Shawn Michaels right across the back with it…
Rhino:Subway just rolled Shawn Michaels back in to the ring…
Mark:Subway is bringing an iron board in to the ring with him…
Rhino:Shawn is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Subway opens up the ironing board… Shawn Michaels turns around… Body Slam on to the ironing board..
Rhino:I dont think Shawn Michaels has ever been slammed on an ironing board before…
Mark:No I dont think he has… But right now Subway goes back to the outside and throws a trash can full of weapons in to the ring…
Rhino:Here comes the Violence…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up on his feet…
Rhino:Subway has a singapore cane…
Mark:Subway swings the singapore cane at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks out of the way…Shawn Michaels grabs the singapore cane and nails Subway right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:That was a hard shot right to the head…
Mark:Subway turns back around and Shawn Michaels nails him in the head one more time with the singapore cane…
Rhino:That one sent Subway straight to the ground…
Mark:HBK with the singapore cane cracks it right across the back of Subway as he was trying to push himself back up to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn is now looking in the trashcan for something and he pulls out a Keyboard?
Mark:Subway is back up and HBK lays him out with the keyboard…
Rhino:Thats a first.. A keyboard used in a wrestling match…
Mark:Shawn now picks up the trash can and waits for Subway to get up on his feet… Subway is up… HBK swings the trash can… Subway ducks and Shawn Michaels nails Megumi Kudo with the trash can…
Rhino:She took a lot of punishment just a few minutes ago before this match up and now she just got laid out with a trash can…
Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around and Subway nails him with a big right hand… Subway picks up the keyboard and nails Shawn Michaels right in the head…
Rhino:Two men are walking down to ringside right now and they are carring what looks like a ladder wrapped in barbed wire and a table wrapped in barbed wire as well…
Mark:I think I know who they are… Thats The Chaotic Cult…
Rhino:Your Right…
Mark:Its Havok and OG…They have brought a couple of weapons down to ringside and they just threw Subway what looks to be a 2×4 wrapped in barbed wire…
Rhino:This might not be good for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Subway swings and connects with the 2×4 on the World Heavyweight Champion… Subway gets on top of Shawn Michaels and drives the barbed wire right in to his forehead…
Rhino:He is just ripping at the skin making sure that Shawn Michaels begins to bleed…
Mark:The longer the match goes the more blood Shawn Michaels will lose and it will be an advantage for the challenger…
Rhino:Shawn is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Clothesline with the 2×4 laying out Shawn Michaels… Subway with a cover but Megumi Kudo is out of position at the moment as she is still recovering from the trash can shot she took from Shawn Michaels… Kudo makes it over and counts 1………… Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Subway could have had Shawn Michaels pinned if Megumi Kudo was in position…
Mark:Subway now tells Chaotic Cult to slide the table in to the ring and they do so… Subway stands the table up in the corner…
Rhino:The World Champion is in some trouble now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up in the corner… Irish whip by Subway… Reversal by Shawn Michaels as he uses all of his power and Subway goes crashing right through the table…
Rhino:Subway is now caught up in all of that barbed wire which is not good for him…
Mark:Shawn Michaels lays him down so he can cover him… Megumi Kudo makes her way over makes the count 1………………………………….2………………………… Subway kicks out…
Rhino:Shawn wanted a little bit of a faster count but you can the affect the previous match has had on Megumi Kudo…
Mark:On the outside of the ring the Chaotic Cult is wrapping another table up in barbed wire…
Rhino:Shawn just yelled down to them and asked for the ladder and they indeed slide the ladder in to the ring…
Mark:The Bloody World Champion picks up the ladder and runs the challenger over with it…
Rhino:Shawn is now standing the ladder up in the corner…
Mark:Subway is to his feet… Shawn Michaels scoops him up and is now hanging him upside down on the ladder with the barbed wire digging in to his back and legs…
Rhino:What does Shawn Michaels have in mind…
Mark:Shawn Michaels asks for a steel chair and gets from The Chaotic Cult…
Rhino:I dont think Subway is gonna like this at all…
Mark:Subway has no where to go… Steel Chair right across the face smashing his head backwards in to the ladder… One more time and Subway’s brain has been scrambled by two chair shots by The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels with Subway hanging from the ladder…
Rhino:Subway is now bleeding as well…
Mark:Havok of the Chaotic Cult just stood up on the apron and dumped thumbacks in one corner of the ring…
Rhino:I guess thats his way of saying use this…
Mark:Shawn Michaels pulls Subway off the ladder to make the cover 1……………………………….2………………………3… NO! Subway got his shoulder up…
Rhino:I dont know how he was able to do that after getting his brain scrambled like that…
Mark:OG just pushed the table in to the ring and Shawn Michaels is quick to open it up…
Rhino:The Challenger could be in some real trouble right now…
Mark:Subway is laid out on the table by Shawn Michaels who just opened up the ladder and is beginning to climb to the top…
Rhino:The Showstopper is coming out of Shawn Michaels as he is going to be taking a big chance right here…
Mark:MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER! SUBWAY MOVES! SHAWN MICHAELS GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:Thats not good…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid took a chance and it back fired as he went right through the barbed wire table and is in a lot of pain…
Rhino:This is now allowing Subway time to regroup and pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Havok just threw the other trash can in to the ring that was full of weapons as both the challenger and champion are staggering to their feet…
Rhino:They are both bloodied and battered…
Mark:Both mens faces look like crimson masks at the moment as the blood is flowing from their foreheads… Right hand by Subway… Right hand by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:They both seem to be out on their feet…
Mark:Subway blocks a right hand from Shawn Michaels and now whips him in to the ropes…
Rhino:Subway just reached in to the trash can…
Mark:HBK comes off the ropes… XBOX to the Skull by Subway…
Rhino:We have seen the PS2 but now we have seen the XBOX used in an eWa Match…
Mark:That just knocked out Shawn Michaels… Subway falls on top of him… Megumi Kudo makes her way over and makes the count 1………………………………..2………………………………….3……….NO! Shawn Michaels got his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Subway now screams for another table…
Rhino:The Chaotic Cult is sliding another one in to the ring…
Mark:Subway now has the table opened up and is waiting for Shawn Michaels to get up on to his feet… Kick to the midsection… DDT on to the trash can by Subway…
Rhino:He was just weakening Shawn Michaels even more before setting up on the top rope…
Mark:Subway has him hooked… SUPERPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:I think that is it…We are looking at the new World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is in position… Subway hooks the leg 1…………………………………2…………………………..3……….NEW NO! Shawn Michaels got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Subway can not believe it…
Mark:The Bloody Subway is now up in the face of Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Subway is frustrated that he didnt beat Shawn Michaels yet…
Mark:Subway turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Subway catches the leg… Subway spins Shawn Michaels around and as Shawn got spin around his arm just knocked Megumi Kudo in to the corner…
Rhino:She hit her head right on the top turnbuckle and seems to be out of it at the moment…
Mark:Subway with a stun gun dropping Shawn Michaels on the top rope…
Rhino:HBK is in trouble…
Mark:SUBLINE! By Subway laying out the World Champion…
Rhino:Subway is going to be the new World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Subway with the cover… But Megumi Kudo is not able to make the count as she is trying to shake off the last shot she took…
Rhino:Subway just looked over and spotted the Thumbtacks laying in the corner and with all the blood flowing from his face you can see the evil grin on his face…
Mark:Subway now brings Shawn Michaels close to the thumbtacks…
Rhino:This could be the end of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Subway has him setup… Power… No… BACKDROP ON TO THE THUMBTACKS!
Rhino:Subway is in a lot of pain from that…
Mark:Shawn backdropped Subway on to the thumbtacks and Subway is in pain…
Rhino:Shawn is regrouping…
Mark:Subway is back up… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! By The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:I think this is it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg on Subway… Megumi Kudo makes her way over 1……………………………….2…………………………………3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa World Heavyweight Champion SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels survived The Unlimited Violence Match… He survived everything Subway threw at him…
Mark:Shawn got battered and bruised and bloodied tonight… How much more is left in the tank? We will see you all at Glory… LONE JOBBER… WILLIAM MCCONNELL… SLAUGHTERHOUSE! GOOD NIGHT!
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