Total Control 2005

Mark:Welcome everyone to eWa Total Control… I am as always your play by play announcer Mark and I am here along side as always with Rhino…

Rhino:Mark, tonight we are finally having a show with out Degeneration X…

Mark:DX has taken the week off from competition and one man has stepped up to the plate recently to carry the ball for the eWa and that is Lone Jobber… Who tonight will be defending the eWa Television Championship against Aaron Marx…

Rhino:Can Mr. eWa show the entire wrestling world that he is ready to be the top guy once again for the eWa… Or will Sports Entertainments Sure Thing find a way to stop him…

Mark:That is something to see and also we will see Subway, Heidenreich and Raven in a three way dance for the FTW Championship…

Rhino:Its Hardcore Warfare at its best…

Mark:That and so much more… You never know what will happen here tonight as we get set for…We are being told something is going on up near one of the Luxury Boxes here in the Wachovia Center…

Rhino:What in the hell are they doing here…

Mark:Degeneration X members Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle and William McConnell have just walked in to one of the Luxury Boxes and have taken a seat…

Rhino:I thought they werent going to show up…

Mark:DX is here… They have bought tickets to the event and are going to watch from above here in Philadelphia… Its time to get the focus off of Degeneration X and back on the ring action… So lets get started with our opening contest…

Christian vs Darien

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Glen Burnie,Md…Weighing in at 239 Pounds… Part of the Church of Pain… DARIEN…

(“Insaneology” by Necro plays as Darien enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CHRISTIAN…

(“Just Close Your Eyes” by Waterproof Blonde as Christian enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Christian goes right in with a right hand… Darien comes right back with a right hand of his own… Darien is able to back Christian up in to the ropes… Irish whip… Christian comes off the ropes and Darien nails him with a back body drop…

Rhino:Christian is right back up…

Mark:Christian turns around… Darien charges with a clothesline… Christian ducks and turns Darien right around and nails him with an atomic drop…

Rhino:Christian was one step ahead of Darien…

Mark:Darien is back up and Christian picks him up and slams him straight down to the canvas… Quick leg drop followed by a cover 1…………………2………..Darien gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Christian is now taking control of the pace of this match up…

Mark:Christian now backs Darien in to the corners with some hard knife edge chops… Hard Irish whip and Darien hits the corner hard…

Rhino:Captain Charisma is saluting his peeps right now…

Mark:The peeps are enjoying what they are seeing right now… Christian now picks up Darien and nails him with a backbreaker…Christian goes for another cover 1…………………..2……………. Darien gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:Right now Darien is in a lot of trouble…

Mark:Christian now is taking his time as he now backs Darien in to the corner…

Rhino:Darien is being setup on the top rope…

Mark:Christian has Darien hooked… Darien blocks the superplex and knocks Christian off the top rope…

Rhino:This is Darien’s chance…

Mark:Missle Dropkick by Darien connecting on Captain Charisma…

Rhino:Darien needs to get a cover on Christian…

Mark:He does 1…………………2……………. Christian gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Christian is now pulling himself up in the corner…

Mark:Darien charges… Christian moves out of the way of the splash… Christian hooks up Darien… UNPRETTIER!

Rhino:Thats it…

Mark:Heres the cover 1……………………..2……………………3…….. This one is over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRISTIAN…

Rhino:Christian gets back on the winning track here at Total Control with a win over Darien…

Mark:Yes he did… Big win for Christian as we get set for…

HBK:Hold On, Hold On, Hold On…

Rhino:What the hell do they want?

HBK:Lets get one thing straight around here… You cant have an eWa event with out Degeneration X now can you?(crowd boos) Without Degeneration X at an eWa event… Is just like the Philadelphia Eagles without Terrell Owens… Without him the Eagles arent going to win ANYTHING… Just like the eWa wont have a successful event without us…Which unlike Terrell Owens… We actually showed up for work…(crowd boos)

McConnell:Whats with all the booing? We arent one of your sports teams… We actually win championships…(crowd boos)

HBK:They think we are Santa Claus… That’s why they are booing… If we dont duck and cover… We may get hit with a snow ball or even worse… A battery…

Rhino:The fans seem really pissed off at Degeneration X…

Kurt Angle: Well well well . . . isn’t it fitting that tonight. That the talent that remains in the eWa has found themselves right at home in the City of Losers, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Crowd Boos) I mean the only great thing to come out of Philadelphia was Benjamin Franklin . . . and let’s face it. That’s about it. (Crowd Boos) I mean you got the Phillies, the Flyers, the Eagles, the Sixers. It just so doesn’t get any worse than being a sports fan in Philadelphia. Oh it’s true. (Crowd Boos) Speaking of losers, let me go ahead and break down the rest of the eWa talent that you’ll be seeing tonight. Let me, break it down, as us degenerates would say. Upcoming later on is Frank Saint vs. Demon Child. Oooh, we’ve got a good one there folks. Not only do we get to see Frank Saint, a man who quite frankly, needs to get in the sun more often, like your olympic hero, against a man, or should I say a boy, the laughing stock of the eWa for going on 5 or 6 years now, Demon Child. But oh, you want more huh? Well coming up next there will even be a Three Way Dance, ‘hardcore’ style should I say, involving the champion, who frankly I must admit, is not very fond of the third I, Intelligence . . . against John Heidenreich, a man who let’s just face it, completely stinks against a man who I DEMOLISHED, MADE TAP, RIGHT HERE LAST WEEK, RAVEN. Now what’s there to look forward to in this match? NOTHING. Let’s move on. And our main event, oh boy it’s just as bad as the others, will be pitting the newest TV champ, who whooped John Heidenreich last week might I add, Lone Jobber, against a man even dorkier than freaking me, Aaron Marx. Neither has talent, so why watch? For the same reason you Philly fans watch any of your other sporting events. (Crowd Boos) Let it be known tonight that without Degeneration-X, this business along with this city, just plain sucks. (Crowd Boos) Oh it’s true. IT’S DAMN TRUE!

HHH:With all of that being said… It seems like tonight you all are suppose to have a FTW Championship Match… Funny… How can you have a FTW Championship Match… Without holding the FTW Championship… So you three can have your little match… But none of you will actually be FTW Champion… Until you go through ME…

FTW Championship Hardcore Warfare
Subway(c) vs Heidenreich vs Raven

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Three Way Dance for the FTW Championship…And this match up will be Hardcore Warfare… Introducing first…The Challenger…From The Bowery… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… RAVEN…

(“Nevermore” plays as Raven enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From New Orleans, Louisiana…Weighing in at 275 Pounds… HEIDENREICH…

(“Dangerous Politics” plays as Heidenreich enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Wildwood,Nj… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Part of the Third World Empire… The FTW Champion… SUBWAY…

(“Hits From The Bong” by Cypress Hill in the arena…)

Rhino:Where the hell is Subway?

Mark:I have no idea… Raven and Heidenreich are going at it…

Rhino:They are brawling in the center of the ring…

Mark:Raven kicks Heidenreich in the midsection… Raven goes behind and drives Heidenreich in to the mat with a bulldog…

Rhino:Raven is looking around at one of the corners and he picks up a Singapore cane…

Mark:Heidenreich is back up and he walks right in to a Singapore cane shot…

Rhino:That had to hurt…

Mark:Raven is now choking Heidenreich with the Singapore cane…

Rhino:Heidenreich is trying to break the choke hold by Raven…

Mark:Raven now lets the choke hold go and he cracks the singapore cane across the back of Heidenreich…

Rhino:Raven has come to fight and he is taking it out on Heidenreich…

Mark:Russian Leg Sweep with the Singapore cane by Raven… As he goes for a cover 1……………………….2……………… Heidenreich gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Raven is in complete control…

Mark:Something is going on in the crowd…

Rhino:What the hell is going on?

Mark:Its Subway… Subway has just jumped the rail… And has just slid in to the ring carrying a barbed wire bat…

Rhino:Raven doesn’t see him…

Mark:Barbed Wire Bat to the back of the skull…

Rhino:That’s gonna leave a mark…

Mark:Subway now turns Raven around and now drives the barbed wire right in to his skull…

Rhino:He is trying to make Raven bleed Mark…

Mark:Yes he is…Subway now waits for Raven to get back up on his feet…

Rhino:He is lining him up for a shot with the bat…

Mark:Subway reaches back… Heidenreich grabs the bat away from Subway… Heidenreich swings…Subway ducks and he nailed Raven instead…

Rhino:That’s what Subway wanted to do and Heidenreich did it instead…

Mark:Subway charges at Heidenreich… Heidenreich ducks and he opens up with straight right hands to Subway…

Rhino:Heidenreich is now looking to take control…

Mark:Heidenreich scoops up Subway and drops him face first in to the barbed wire…

Rhino:Subway is now staggering around…

Mark:Heidenreich now picks him back up and drops him again on to the barbed wire…

Rhino:Subway is bleeding after being dropped on to the barbed wire…

Mark:Big Boot by Heidenreich laying out Subway…

Rhino:Raven just rolled back in to the ring with a stop sign…

Mark:Heidenreich turns around and Raven lays him out with the Stop Sign…

Rhino:That goes back to the days of ECW…

Mark:Raven covers Heidenreich 1……………………2…………… Kickout by Heidenreich…

Rhino:Raven is trying to slide out of the ring with out getting caught up in the barbed wire…

Mark:Subway is really bringing…

Rhino:Raven has a steel chair…

Mark:Raven kicks Heidenreich in the midsection…Swinging Neckbreaker on to the stop sign…

Rhino:Heidenreich is in a lot of trouble at the moment…

Mark:The steel chair has been setup by Raven… Heidenreich is back up on to his feet… Raven with an irish whip… Raven short arms him… Reversal by Heidenreich and flapjacks Raven on to the mat…

Rhino:Heidenreich still has some fight left in him…

Mark:Heidenreich now whips Raven in to the barbed wire…

Rhino:Raven is caught up in the barbed wire…

Mark:Heidenreich charges… Raven ducks and Heidenreich gets backed dropped over the top rope and he goes right through a table…

Rhino:The veteran Raven saw it coming and was able to counter it…

Mark:Raven gets himself out of the barbed wire…

Rhino:Subway is back up and has the steel chair…

Mark:Skull meets chair… As Subway lays out Raven with the steel chair…

Rhino:Raven is bleeding still as well as Subway…

Mark:Subway now whips Raven in to the corner…

Rhino:Raven is staggering out…

Mark:SUBLINE!

Rhino:Raven has to be out of it…

Mark:Subway hooks the leg 1……………………..2………………………3…… Raven has been eliminated from this match up…

Pa Announcer:Raven has been eliminated…

Rhino:We are down to two…

Mark:Heidenerich just rolled back in to the ring…

Rhino:He must be hurting…

Mark:Subway now picks up the Singapore cane…

Rhino:Heidenreich is up on his feet…

Mark:Subway swings the cane… Heidenreich ducks… POWER DUNK!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Heidenreich covers Subway 1……………………………2…………………………3….NO! Subway got his shoulder up…

Rhino:I thought he had him right there…

Mark:Heidenreich now brings a table in to the ring…

Rhino:Heidenreich has something in mind…

Mark:A bloody Subway is up on his feet… Straight Right Hands by Heidenreich and he lays out Subway on the table…

Rhino:Heidenreich is now climbing up to the top rope…

Mark:Subway is off the table…Dropkick to the turnbuckle…

Rhino:Heidenreich is now stuck on the top rope…

Mark:Subway is now climbing up as well…

Rhino:The barbed wire is very unstable…

Mark:Heidenreich blocks the superplex…

Rhino:This is not good right now…

Mark:Heidenreich now hooks up Subway… POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!

Rhino:That has to be it…

Mark:Heidenreich covers Subway 1…………………………..2…………………….3….. That’s it…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW FTW Champion HEIDENREICH…

Rhino:Heidenreich is now the FTW Champion even though he believes he has been the FTW Champion since Extreme Bowl…

Mark:Triple H will have something to say about this… As he still has the belt… Heidenreich is the champion… As we now get set for our next contest…

(The lights go dim as a strange familiar music hits throughout the arena. The fans sit on their hands when none other than the legendary Honky Tonk Man comes down the aisle, wearing his trademark blue jumpsuit. He slowly gets into the ring, and grabs a microphone.)

Mark:We have a true legend here tonight…

Rhino:Honky Tonk Man considers himself to be the Greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time…

Mark:I wonder why he is here…

Honky Tonk Man:How are you all doing here tonight, ladies and gentleman? I have been sitting at home, week in and week out, and watching this fine program, thinking to myself, you know what self, this show is missing something. This show is missing…color. This show is missing the fine musical talents of the man whose entire style was ripped off by Elvis Presley. Now I know what you’re saying, that I am way too old to wrestle, that I am over the hill. You would be correct, but I will not be stopped in passing along my knowledge to the next generation of the Honky Tonk Man. The man I am about to introduce to you has traveled all over the world perfecting his craft, and this young lion is here for one reason and one reason only, and that is to lead the wrestling world into a new era, the era of the singer, the dancer, and the swinger. Ladies and Gentlemen, let me present to you, the 23rd Wonder of the world………….Rockabilly……….

(The audience lets out an audible grown as the music of Rockabilly plays throughout the arena. Out from the curtain steps the man formerly known as Billy Gunn. He walks down and steps into the ring, taking the microphone from the Honky Tonk Man.)

Rhino:Rockabilly?

Mark:This is an odd night…

Rockabilly:Guess who is back people, guess who is back to take over this company.(Rockabilly shouts into the mic.)I am a better dresser, a better singer, and a better lover than everyone in the back. That is right, you heard me, better then everyone, and I am issuing an open challenge to anyone back there, step up if you want some.

(The building gets silent as it seems like no one is going to come out )

Billy Gunn:That is what I thought. (Billy Gunn gloats to the now booing crowd.) You can boo me all you want, go ahead, I don’t need your sympathy.

(Boring chants are starting to get louder when suddenly familiar music hits. Honky Tonk Man and Rockabilly are stunned silent when none other than the music of Goldberg plays thru the arena.)

Rhino:Here comes Da Man… Here comes…

Mark & Rhino:Gillberg?

(Honky Tonk Man and Rockabilly are laughing when they are struck down from behind by none other than the Blue Meanie.)

Mark:What the hell… Blue Meanie just laid out Honky Tonk Man and Rockabilly… What in the world is going on…

(Gillberg makes his way down to the ring and puts on a J.O.B Squad T-shirt. )

Rhino:Meanie has something to say…

Mark:What the hell… Blue Meanie was just laid out…

Rhino:Gillberg is down as well…

Mark:Oh My god… That was JBL… He has just laid out Gillberg and Blue Meanie…

JBL:Look at all these guys, they are pathetic. Is this what America has resorted to, fat men with Blue hair, skinny losers and country singers. I will not stand for this, and by the end of my tenure here in the EWA, all you fans will be chanting three letters…..J………B……L……J…….B……L……..J…..B…..L…

Rhino:This was just crazy…

Mark:Indeed it was… This was just a crazy few minutes… We have more action to get to… So lets try and get some control as we send it back down to the ring for our next match…

Frank Saint vs Demon Child

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first… From Seattle, Washington… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… DEMON CHILD…

(“Devil Without a Cause” By Kid Rock plays as Demon Child enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Selma, Ca…Weighing in at 245 Pounds… From the Church of Pain… FRANK “The Great” SAINT…

(“I Came to Bring the Pain” plays as Frank Saint enters the arena…)

Mark:Demon Child gets right up in the face of Frank Saint and he nails him with a right hand…

Rhino:Frank Saint checks his jaw and slugs Demon Child with a right hand…

Mark:Demon Child comes back with a right hand but Frank Saint blocks and he hammers back at Demon Child… Frank Saint backs Demon Child in to the ropes… Irish whip… Demon Child comes off the ropes… Frank Saint goes for a clothesline ducked by Demon Child… Demon spins Frank around and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…

Rhino:That was a nice counter by Demon Child…

Mark:Demon Child now begins to stomp away at Frank Saint…

Rhino:Demon is being real aggressive with his boots…

Mark:Demon Child with a couple of uppercuts and he follows it up with a DDT… Quick cover 1…………………2………………Kickout by Frank Saint…

Rhino:Frank Saint is in some trouble…

Mark:Demon Child now picks up Frank Saint and he nails him with brainbuster…

Rhino:Frank Saint was dropped right on his head…

Mark:Heres the cover by Demon Child 1………………….2………………Kickout by Frank Saint… Demon Child continues his aggressiveness…

Rhino:Frank Saint is backed up in to the corner…

Mark:Running Clothesline in to the corner by Demon Child…

Rhino:Frank Saint is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Demon Child now picks up Frank Saint… Front Face Suplex connects…

Rhino:That was a nice move by Demon Child…

Mark:Demon Child with another cover 1…………………..2……………. Kickout again by Frank Saint…

Rhino:What can Demon Child do to put Frank Saint away?

Mark:Demon Child now whips Frank Saint in to the ropes…Demon Child ducks his head… Frank Saint with a hard kick to the head…

Rhino:That kick had to hurt…

Mark:Hard Clothesline by Frank Saint…

Rhino:The tide is turning in this match up…

Mark:Demon Child is back up on his feet… Frank Saint picks up Demon Child… Running Powerslam…

Rhino:Nice move by Frank Saint…

Mark:Cover by Frank Saint 1………………………..2…………………Demon Child gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Demon Child is slowly making his way back up to his feet…

Mark:Frank Saint now goes behind Demon Child…PumpHandle Slam…

Rhino:Demon Child is in some trouble…

Mark:Heres the cover by Frank Saint 1…………………..2……………..Kickout by Demon Child again…

Rhino:Frank Saint is now saying thats it…

Mark:Demon Child is staggering around…

RhinO:I think Demon Child is about to take the Great Sin…

Mark:Frank Saint hooks him up… GREAT SIN! NO! Demon Child counters…

Rhino:Demon Child got out of it…

Mark:Kick to the midsection by Demon Child…

Rhino:Heart Stopper…

Mark:HEART STOP-NO! Countered by Frank Saint…

Rhino:They are now slugging it out right now…

Mark:Frank Saint hooks up Demon Child… GREAT SIN!

Rhino:That has to be it…

Mark:Frank Saint hooks the leg 1……………….2………………..3…… This one is over…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner FRANK SAINT…

Rhino:Frank Saint is on a roll here in the eWa…

Mark:Some say Frank Saint is the uncrowned eWa Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:Oh no…

Mark:Here come Shawn Michaels and William McConnell…

Rhino:Frank Saint doesnt see them in the ring…

Mark:Double Superkick by Shawn Michaels and William McConnell laying out Frank Saint…

Rhino:This is terrible…

Mark:Its two on one Shawn Michaels and William McConnell attacking Frank Saint…

Rhino:He is getting destroyed at the moment…

(Lights Go Out)

Rhino:What the hell is going on now?

Mark:I dont know…

(Lights come back on)

Rhino:ITS PAYNE KILLER!

Mark:Payne Killer is now fighting off Shawn Michaels and William McConnell…

Rhino:Payne Killer made it just in time and he is helping out Frank Saint…

Mark:Back Drop to William McConnell…

Rhino:NOOOO!

Mark:Triple H and Kurt Angle from behind attacking Payne Killer…

Rhino:This is now a four on two assault right now…

Mark:Four men on two… Degeneration X is laying out Frank Saint and Payne Killer…

Rhino:Degeneration X is sending a message to the church of pain right now…

Mark:Triple H hooks up Payne Killer… PEDIGREE!

Rhino:Thats just wrong…

Mark:Kurt Angle now picks up Frank Saint… ANGLE SLAM!

Rhino:We need some help out here…

Mark:They are sending a message to the entire eWa as well…DX is standing tall as officials now have come out and are escorting Degeneration X out of the building…

Rhino:DX will pay for what they do…

Mark:We are getting help for Frank Saint and Payne Killer… Lets hopefully get some control for our main event…

eWa Television Championship Total Locked Chaos
Lone Jobber(c) vs Aaron Marx

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is TOTAL LOCKED CHAOS and is for the eWa Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From New York City…Weighing in at 232 pounds… The Only Sure Thing in Sports Entertainment… AARON MARX…

(“Make a Move” plays as Aaron Marx walks in to the cage…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The eWa Television Champion… LONE JOBBER…

(“Survival of the Sickest” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:Well we are in for a battle right now…

Rhino:Yes we are… The only way to win this one is by knock out and there are plenty of weapons hanging that can make that happen…

Mark:Lone Jobber and Aaron Marx are face to face in the center of the octagon… Quick thumb to the eye by Lone Jobber as he now opens up on Aaron Marx with right hands…

Rhino:Jobber is backing him up towards the cage…

Mark:Jobber swings… Aaron Marx ducks the right hand and now opens up on Lone Jobber… Take down by Aaron Marx as he is now on top of Lone Jobber hammering him with straight right hands…

Rhino:This is going to be a war I have a feeling…

Mark:I agree… As Aaron Marx waits for Lone Jobber to get back up on his feet and he knocks him back down with an elbow…Aaron Marx now drops an elbow right in to the throat of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Marx is just taking it to Lone Jobber at the moment…

Mark:Aaron Marx now begins to choke away at Lone Jobber…

Rhino:There is nothing the referee can do to stop the choking as it is legal…

Mark:Marx now looks around at the top of the cage…

Rhino:He is looking for something he can use…

Mark:Lone Jobber has made his way back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Marx has pulled down a steel chair…

Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and gets laid out with the steel chair…

Rhino:Did you hear that thud…

Mark:Yes I heard that thud… It was Lone Jobber’s head hitting the steel chair… The referee steps in and checks on Lone Jobber and he is still able to go…

Rhino:Marx is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet… With steel chair still in hand…

Mark:Lone Jobber staggers around… Marx swings… Lone Jobber ducks and charges at Aaron Marx driving him back in to the steel…

Rhino:That is a way to get back in to this match…

Mark:Lone Jobber continues to drive his shoulder in to Aaron Marx and it continues to drive him in to the steel…

Rhino:Aaron is almost hitting his head on the top part of the cage as Lone Jobber is really driving him in to the cage…

Mark:Lone Jobber now lets him stagger out… DDT drops Aaron Marx straight to the mat…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now starting to build a little bit of momentum…

Mark:Jobber just pulled down something from the roof…

Rhino:It looks like its one of those long fluorescent lightbulbs…

Mark:Aaron Marx turns around and Lone Jobber breaks it right over his head…

Rhino:Man that has to hurt…

Mark:There are pieces of glass all over the mat now…

Rhino:The Challenger is bleeding…

Mark:Marx is losing blood as every second goes by… As the referee checks on him…

Rhino:He says the match can still go on…

Mark:Lone Jobber now picks him back up and rams him once again hard in to the cage…

Rhino:Aaron Marx is in big trouble right now…

Mark:Aaron Marx staggering around the octagon ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber just pulled a broom stick down from the cage…

Mark:Clothesline with the broom stick…

Rhino:Mr. eWa is in complete control of this match up…

Mark:Lone Jobber now folds up the steel chair and lays it down the center of the ring…

Rhino:I think he is looking to end this match up right here and now…

Mark:Aaron Marx turns around… Lone Jobber scoops him up… THE GIMMICK! NO! Aaron Marx counters out of it… Marx goes behind Lone Jobber… Reverse DDT on to the steel chair…

Rhino:Both men are down and Aaron Marx’s face is like a crimson mask right about now… As he has lost a tremendous amount of blood…

Mark:Lone Jobber is back up…

Rhino:So is Aaron Marx…

Mark:Jobber goes for a right hand… Blocked by Aaron Marx who connects with a couple of his own…

Rhino:There is fight left in Aaron Marx…

Mark:Short Arm… Flap Jack and Lone Jobber hit the top of the cage and fell face first on to the steel chair…

Rhino:That was an innovative move by Aaron Marx…

Mark:The Champion is now staggering around… Marx picks up the broom stick and cracks Lone Jobber right across the head with it…

Rhino:Aaron Marx just grabbed a bag…

Mark:Here come the Thumbtacks…

Rhino:This cant be good…

Mark:Marx spreads out the thumbtacks… Lone Jobber back up on his feet… Kick to the midsection… Face Buster in to the thumb tacks…

Rhino:There are thumbtacks sticking right in to the forehead of Mr. eWa…

Mark:There have been a lot of impactful moves but there needs to be one move that will knock the other one out…

Rhino:Aaron Marx now picks back up the steel chair…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now bleeding as he staggers back to his feet…

Rhino:This is not going to be good…

Mark:Aaron Marx swings… Lone Jobber ducks the chair… Aaron Marx swings a rope and it hits Lone Jobber right in the head…

Rhino:I think there was a brick on that rope…

Mark:Yes there was and the referee is checking on Lone Jobber…

Rhino:He has a glazed look in his eyes right now…

Mark:The referee says he can continue…

Rhino:Marx just pulled another chair down and is now setting both chairs up…

Mark:Both men have lost a lot of blood…

Rhino:Yes they have Mark…

Mark:Lone Jobber staggers around… Kick to the midsection by Aaron Marx…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is in some trouble…

Mark:Marx has him up… Lone Jobber escapes the powerbomb… Lone Jobber kicks him in the midsection… THE GIMMICK ON TO THE TWO STEEL CHAIRS!

Rhino:Aaron Marx is out cold…

Mark:The referee is checking on Aaron Marx who has lost a lot of blood…

Rhino:His arm has dropped…

Mark:The referee has stopped the match…

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL eWa Television Champion LONE JOBBER…

Rhino:Lone Jobber proved to the world that he is Mr. eWa…

Mark:Lone Jobber walked out of the cage still the eWa Television Champion…

(Lights Go Out)

Rhino:Did Omega forget to pay the electric bill cause the lights keep going off…

Mark:I dont know…

(Lights Comes Back On)

Mark & Rhino:OH MY GOD!

Rhino:Is that who I think it is…

Mark:Yes it is… A bloody Aaron Marx is turning around…Belt to the face…

Rhino:What is this guy doing here…

Mark:I dont know… But this man has just laid out Aaron Marx…

Rhino:What is holding up?

Mark:It looks like the NRW World Championship…

Rhino:Isnt that company no more…

Mark:I dont know… But the last NRW World Champion has sent a message to Aaron Marx and has sent a message to the eWa… Hes here and hes back…STATIC STAR HAS RETURNED! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!

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