Wednesday Night Xtreme 07-19-06
Mark:Welcome everyone to the World Wide Phenomium known as the Extreme Wrestling Alliance… Live from Denmark… Its EWA Wednesday Night Xtreme…Im Mark… Hes Rhino and what a night of action we have for everyone here tonight…
Rhino:We have a huge Six Man Elimination Match Up… Between Degeneration X and the Blood Pride Union…
Mark:Its going to be a real slugfest when those two sides meet in the ring tonight…Also here tonight the FTW Championship is on the line… As Chris Benoit defends against Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Its going to be a wrestling first… Its a Eight Sided Steel Cage Match…That is going to be real interesting…
Mark:Its going to be a wild night… Lets not waste any time…And get set for our opening contest…
Lone Jobber vs Darien
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 231 Pounds…DARIEN HACAGA…
(“Figure 09” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House… Weighing in at 235 Pounds…LONE JOBBER…
(“I Want it All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Lone Jobber and Darien are face to face in the center of the ring… Lone Jobber gets backed up in to the ropes by Darien with right hands… Darien sends Lone Jobber for a ride… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes and gets hit right in the face with a hard elbow…
Rhino:Jobber hit the mat and is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and Darien hooks up Lone Jobber and connects with a snap suplex…Darien with a running leg drop and goes for a quick cover on Lone Jobber 1……………2………… Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back on to his feet back in to the corner…
Mark:Darien now climbs up on Lone Jobber and hammers him with right hands…
Rhino:The fans are counting…
Mark:Five… Six… Seven… Lone Jobber shoves him off… Darien gets up and charges at Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber ducks and back drops Darien over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Darien went for one hell of a ride to the outside and he is not in good shape right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber rolls to the outside of the ring after him… Lone Jobber picks him up and drops him face first on to the ring apron…
Rhino:Lone Jobber rolls Darien back in to the ring…
Mark:Lone Jobber back in the ring and slams Darien straight down to the canvas… Jobber goes on to the ring apron… Slingshot Leg Drop by Lone Jobber as he now goes for a cover 1………………….2……………..Kickout by Darien…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now backing Darien up in to the corner…
Mark:Right hands by Lone Jobber as Darien tries to cover up… Lone Jobber with an irish whip… Darien comes out of the corner… Lone Jobber ducks his head…
Rhino:Darien puts on the breaks…
Mark:Darien with a small package on Lone Jobber 1…………………………2………………..3….NO! Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:That was close…
Mark:Double Clothesline as both men got up and now they are both down on the canvas…
Rhino:They collided in the center of the ring and are now struggling to get back on to their feet…
Mark:Darien is up first… Lone Jobber is up as well… Darien kicks him in the midsection… Darien hooks him up… Front Face Suplex driving Lone Jobber right in to the canvas…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is hurting as Darien is waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:SPIC KICK! NO! Lone Jobber ducked…Lone Jobber spins him around… DDT by Lone Jobber…
Rhino:Darien is now in trouble…
Mark:Lone Jobber now sets him up… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:Thats gonna be it…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1………………………2………………….3…. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back on the winning track…
Mark:He has a big match up with William McConnell at Beach Brawl and coming up later tonight will be the contract signing for that match up… But now its time for the Debut of Shio Corin…
Shio Corin vs Megumi Kudo
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Williamstown, Nj… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… SHIO CORIN…
(“Shoulder Lean” plays as Shio Corin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… MEGUMI KUDO…
(The Japanese National Anthem plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…
Rhino:This is the debut of Shio Corin here in the eWa…
Mark:He is going up against a former EWA World Champion in Megumi Kudo… Megumi Kudo slaps him right across the face…
Rhino:Shio Corin didnt like that…
Mark:Corin slaps her right back and now she slaps him back… Megumi Kudo whips Shio Corin in to the ropes… Corin comes off and Megumi Kudo connects with a flying back elbow…
Rhino:Corin is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:A couple of kicks by Megumi Kudo to Shio Corin as he gets backed up in to the ropes…Megumi Kudo slaps him a couple of times in the face…
Rhino:She is trying to teach him a little bit of respect right now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with an irish whip… Corin comes off the ropes… Dropkick by Megumi Kudo catching Shio Corin right under the jaw… As Megumi Kudo goes for a cover 1………………………2…………Shio Corin kicks out…
Rhino:Kudo is in control of this match up…
Mark:Megumi Kudo now goes for a dragon sleeper on Shio Corin…
Rhino:She is trying to make him pass out from the pain…
Mark:Corin is trying to fight out of it as he elbows her in the midsection…Corin fights his way back up to a vertical base…Shio Corin whips Megumi Kudo in to the ropes… Kudo comes off… Powerslam by Shio Corin…Heres the cover on Megumi Kudo 1……………………….2……………….Kick out by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Kudo is making her way back up on to her feet…
Mark:Shio Corin whips Megumi Kudo in to the ropes… Kudo comes off the ropes… Corin goes for a clothesline…Megumi Kudo ducks the clothesline… Shio Corin turns around and Megumi Kudo catches him with a spin heel kick…
Rhino:Shio Corin looks to be a little out of it right now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for the cover 1………………………………2……………..Shio Corin kicks out…
Rhino:Shio Corin is in some trouble now and Megumi Kudo is really taking it to him…
Mark:Megumi Kudo backs him up in to the corner… Kicks to the midsection and now a kick right to the side of the head in the corner…
Rhino:Shio Corin is staggering after that kick…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes up on the middle rope and now hooks up Shio Corin… Tornado DDT! NO! Countered by Shio Corin as he throws her off…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo hit the mat really hard…
Mark:Running Clothesline by Shio Corin taking Megumi Kudo’s head off…
Rhino:Shio Corin is now starting to get back control of the match up…
Mark:Corin whips her in to the ropes… Powerslam by Shio Corin as he now goes for the cover 1…………………………….2………………….Kickout by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Now its Megumi Kudo who is in trouble…
Mark:Shio Corin backs her up in to the ropes and is now putting her up on the top rope…
Rhino:Superplex time…
Mark:Shio Corin has her hooked up… Superplex by Shio Corin…
Rhino:Nice Superplex and Megumi Kudo is down on the canvas…
Mark:Shio Corin goes for the cover 1………………………..2………………….3……NO! Megumi Kudo gets her shouler up…
Rhino:That was a close one for Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Shio Corin is now waiting for Megumi Kudo to get back up on her feet…
Rhino:Shio Corin has her lined up…
Mark:ONE MIC!
Rhino:That was a vicious superkick…
Mark:Shio Corin goes for the cover 1…………………………….2………………………..3………NO!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is really in trouble as Shio Corin is bout to go for the finisher right here…
Mark:Shio Corin has her setup…Kick to the midsection… 16 BARS! NO! Megumi Kudo blocks and now fights back with a couple of forearm shots…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is starting to fight back…
Mark:Megumi Kudo whips him in to the ropes… Reversal by Shio Corin… Shio Corin ducks his head… Megumi Kudo puts the breaks on… KUDODRIVER!
Rhino:Shio Corin is drilled in to the mat…
Mark:Megumi Kudo goes for the cover 1…………………….2……………………..3………. SHE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MEGUMI KUDO…
Rhino:This was a good back and forth battle with Megumi Kudo pulling out the win…
Mark:Can Shio Corin rebound… We will find out… But its now time for our Extreme Rules Match Up…
Extreme Rules
Legion of Doom vs High Times
Pa Announcer:This next contest is under Extreme Rules set for one fall… Introducing team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 560 Pounds… Road Warrior Animal… Heidenreich… THE LEGION OF DOOM…
(“What A Rush” plays as the LOD enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 440 Pounds… The Team of Subway & Rob Van Dam… HIGH TIMES…
(“Walk” plays as High Times enter the arena…)
Mark:Its gonna be Rob Van Dam returning to the ring here going up against Road Warrior Animal… RVD with a couple of forearm shots to Animal right to the head backing him up in to the ropes… Van Dam with a quick side kick right to the head of Animal…
Rhino:That was a hard shot to the side of the head of Animal from RVD…
Mark:Rob Van Dam whips Animal in to the ropes… Van Dam ducks… Animal comes off the other side… Monkey Flip by Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:Animal is staggering back up on his feet…
Mark:Subway just came in to the ring and clotheslined Animal out of the ring…
Rhino:Subway coming in to help out his partner in this Extreme Rules Contest…
Mark:Watch out now as RVD is gonna fly… Van Dam leaps over the top rope… Animal moved and Rob Van Dam crashed and burned on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:RVD took a chance and it backfired…
Mark:Road Warrior Animal picks up RVD and rams him backfirst in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Animal is pulling the guard rail apart…
Mark:Animal lays the guardrail down and he slams RVD right on to the guard rail as Subway watches on in the corner…
Rhino:Heidenreich likes to see his partner dish out the punishment like he is…
Mark:Animal scoops up and slams RVD again on to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Van Dam is hurting…
Mark:Animal rolls RVD back in to the ring…
Rhino:Van Dam is struggling to his feet…
Mark:Animal scoops up and slams him in to the corner as Animal tags in Heidenreich…
Rhino:Subway can only watch as the double team takes place…
Mark:Heidenreich and Animal whip RVD in to the ropes… Double Shoulder Block by Animal and Heidenreich and RVD’s head bounces right off the mat…
Rhino:He really hit the mat hard…
Mark:Heidenreich with shots to the midsection of RVD backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Animal just through Heidenreich a trash can lid…
Mark:Heidenreich smashes the lid right over the head of RVD… Heidenreich whips him in to the ropes… RVD comes off and Heidenreich throws the trash can in his face and then connects with a big boot…
Rhino:That was vicious…
Mark:Heidenreich goes for a cover 1……………………..2……….. Subway comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:RVD needs to make the tag to Subway…
Mark:Heidenreich brings RVD in to the corner and tags in Animal… Double Irish whip by the LOD… RVD comes off the ropes… Ducks the double clothesline… Tag to Subway…
Rhino:The Hot Tag…
Mark:Subway comes in and connects with a clothesline to Animal and one to Heidenreich…
Rhino:RVD throws Subway a chair…
Mark:Subway begins to crack some skulls as he knocks Heidenreich out of the ring with that chair shot…
Rhino:Van Dam is going over to Heidenreich…
Mark:Subway has the chair and rams Animal throat first in to the chair…
Rhino:Subway now rolls to the outside and is bringing in a barbed wire bat…
Mark:Business is now picking up as he rips the forehead of Animal with that baseball bat…
Rhino:RVD has Heidenreich leaned over the guardrail…
Mark:Van Dam is on the apron… Jumping Spin Kick landing right on to Heidenreich…
Rhino:The fans are chanting R-V-D…R-V-D…
Mark:Subway now whips a now bloody animal in to the corner… Subway comes charging… Animal gets the boot up and knocks the barbed wire bat back in to the face of Subway…
Rhino:Subway is now staggering around…
Mark:Animal picks up Subway and drives him hard in to the mat…
Rhino:Animal is now picking up the barbed wire bat…
Mark:Subway gets up and gets run over with the barbed wire bat…As he now goes for the cover 1…………………………2………………3…..NO! Subway gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close one…
Mark:The fans want Subway to tag in RVD… Animal is looking over to find his partner but Heidenreich is just now getting back in to the corner…
Rhino:RVD took him out earlier in the match…
Mark:Animal is now picking up the steel chair…
Rhino:Subway is now getting up on his feet…
Mark:Van Dam is on the top rope…RVD comes off the top rope… Leaping Side Kick knocking the chair back in to the face of Animal…
Rhino:Van Dam just saved his partner and now both men need to make a tag…
Mark:Heidenreich gets the tag from Animal…
Rhino:RVD gets the tag from Subway…
Mark:Van Dam with kicks to Heidenreich backing him up in to the ropes… RVD whips Heidenreich in to the ropes…RVD connects with a spin heel kick…
Rhino:Animal and Subway are now brawling on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Van Dam has a steel chair… Heidenreich turns around and gets a chair thrown at Heidenreich… Heidenreich ducks it… RVD goes for a clothesline… Heidenreich side steps him and pushes him in to the ropes… RVD comes off the ropes… POWER DUNK!
Rhino:RVD has just drilled right in to the mat…
Mark:Heidenreich goes for the cover 1………………………2…………………..3………NO! RVD gets his foot on the ropes…
Rhino:Heidenreich thought he had him…
Mark:Heidenreich is now picking up the steel chair…
Rhino:RVD is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Heidenreich swings the chair… Van Dam ducks… Heidenreich spins around… VAN DAMINATOR!
Rhino:Subway is back in the ring…
Mark:SUBLINE!
Rhino:Heidenreich just took the Van Daminator and Subline… RVD is on the top rope…
Mark:FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! Van Dam with the cover 1…………………………2……………………….3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners HIGH TIMES…
Rhino:RVD and Subway pick up their first win as a team…
Mark:Could the tag team titles be in the near future? We will have to see…Lets send it to the ring with Kent Richardson and the Ultimate Gimmick Match 2 Contract Signing…
Kent Richardson: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time to sign the contract for the ULTIMATE GIMMICK MATCH AT BEACH BRAWL.. First, welcome to the ring.. The founder of the Blood Pride Union.. WILLIAM MCCONNELL..
(“The Answer” hits over the PA System as McConnell makes his way to the ring.. He snatches the mic from Kent)
McConnell: You know something.. I was sitting back a few days ago.. And I was looking over everything.. EWA, BPW, and so on.. And I came to a realization.. I began to see something forming.. Blood Pride has a following.. Its growing.. As we speak right now.. The Blood Pride Union is spreading out across the world, conquering country after country! We’re not just a group in the EWA.. Not just a group in the BPW.. The Blood Pride Union is going global! And as I realized this.. I came to the decision that I needed to truly focus my efforts.. I realized that I needed to focus.. On the Core.. THE CORE OF BLOOD PRIDE.. And you people of the EWA.. Are going to be fortunate to see the Core control it all from right in your own cities.. And the Core is gonna spread.. Continually.. Taking the Blood Pride philosophy with it.. Now.. At Beach Brawl.. I’m supposed to face the lone jobber.. But Jobs.. I got something to say.. So get your ass OUT HERE..
(“I Want It All” hits over the PA System as Lone Jobber hits the ring)
Lone Jobber: Oh Willy, shut up, it’s been five minutes already, and all you’ve already put these hard paying fans here to sleep with your ranting… THATS MY JOB
McConnell: Look, Jobber.. We both know why this is going down.. Shane McMahon is forcing us into the Ultimate Gimmick match.. Now Jobbs.. At this moment.. I got no problem with you.. Me and you? We’re cool. So I got something.. A proposition.. Lets stick it to McMahon.. Tell him to fuck off.. And you.. Join THE CORE.. Whaddya say?
Lone Jobber: The Core? Lone Jobber in this Core thing? I wonder Will, does that even sound like it meshes at all. But you are right dude, Ultimate… you know what, the match that was banned about talking about on KJOB the Talk and Variety Hour Radio Show hosted by myself on the ewa radio network – check ewaradionetwork.tk for more info.. no more cheap plugs.. Shane knows how we feel about that match and yet he wishes to turn us into royal jesters for his own amusement… So here is the thing dude.. your calling yourself the Core now eh? Well every great castle, every great dynasty always started somewhere, and when you talk about the EWA, one name is ALWAYS brought up, the cornerstone of the ewa, the man who single handedly brought this company back into the black, now brother, I know what you can do, as you know what I can, so is you need somewhere to set your foundation upon, look no further, cause the Cornerstone is here to uphold the Core of the Alliance..
McConnell: So we’ve got ourselves a deal? (McConnell holds out his hand)
Lone Jobber: The Core and the Cornerstone together.. it’s time to knock down their house of cards (Jobs extends his hand)
(The two men shake hands as the crowd begins booing.. They go to opposite turnbuckles to taunt the crowd..)
Mark: I can’t believe what I’m seeing..
Rhino: Has Jobber really turned his back on the EWA?
Mark: Wait.. WOAH.. Both men just went for a superkick, but their feet collided!
McConnell: You son of a bitch, you tried to set me up!
Lone Jobber: Pot Kettle Dipshit.. Do unto other before they do onto you..
McConnell: So it looks like Shane’s gonna get his match.. (McConnell grabs the clip board and signs it.. McConnell then throws the clip board and pen at Jobber)
Lone Jobber: You bitch, that hurt. Thats nice, name right on the dotted line just where I want it (Jobber smirks and looks down at the entrance ramp) oh, you know what, I don’t need his help for you William.. I beat you at Evil and I’ll beat you in this match as well (signs)
McConnell: Whatever you need to tell yourself to make you feel better Jobs..
Lone Jobber: You talk tough right now McConnell.. but your punches, as I remember them, not so much…
(McConnell leaves the ring..)
Lone Jobber: Backing down eh, no wonder you lost not only your BPW World Title but also your fucking company you coward
McConnell: You go ahead and get the last word all you want, Jobbs, because at Beach Brawl.. My actions will speak much louder..
Mark:This match up will be interesting to see at Beach Brawl…Lets get back to the ring for more action…
Shane Munns vs Shawn Michaels
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Morrisville, Nc… Weighing in at 253 Pounds…SHANE MUNNS…
(“Number 1” plays as Shane Munns enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS…
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has sounded and this match up is under way… Shawn Michaels and Shane Munns go at one another with a collar and elbow tie up… Shawn turns it in to a side headlock grinding away at Shane Munns…
Rhino:Munns is trying to fight out of it before Shawn gets it really locked in…
Mark:Michaels now takes Shane Munns over on to the mat…
Rhino:Shawn is now making Shane try to fight his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Munns fighting back up on to his feet as he connects with elbows to the midsection of Shawn Michaels… Munns sends Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Michaels with a leap frog as he goes underneath Shane Munns… Michaels comes back off the ropes… Munns goes for a leap frog… Shawn puts on the breaks and clocks him with a clothesline as Shane Munns landed on his feet…
Rhino:That was a veteran move right there…
Mark:Right hands by Shawn Michaels as he backs Munns in to the ropes… HBK with a clothesline sending Shane Munns over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Shawn skins the cat back in to the ring as the fans begin chanting HBK…
Mark:Munns trying to regroup on the outside… Shawn Michaels slingshots himself over the top rope and lands right on top of Shane Munns…
Rhino:Shawn is now hammering him with straight right hands as he is down on the ground…
Mark:HBK rolls Shane munns back in to the ring…
Rhino:Munns is struggling to his feet…
Mark:Shawn gets up on the apron… Munns charges and knocks Shawn Michaels off the apron and HBK flying off the apron in to the steel guardrail…
Rhino:Shawn was a little slow getting back in to the ring and Shane Munns made him pay for it…
Mark:Shane Munns scoops up Shawn Michaels and drops him head first on to the steel steps… Munns rolls Shawn Michaels back in to the ring now…
Rhino:Shane Munns is now set to go to work on the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Shane Munns hooks up Shawn Michaels… Gutwrench suplex by Shane Munns… Munns goes for the quick cover on HBK 1………………………….2……………… Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is making his way up on to his feet…
Mark:Munns scores with a couple of right hands as he sends Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Tilt a whirl backbreaker by Shane Munns…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of the Heartbreak Kid after that backbreaker…
Mark:Munns goes for a cover on Shawn Michaels 1………………………….2……………. Shawn Michaels kicks out again…
Rhino:Shane Munns is starting to put the boots to the back of the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Shawn is now in the corner…As Shane Munns drives his shoulder in to the midsection of Shawn Michaels… Munns with a hard irish whip… Michaels flips over the corner… Munns charges and once again knocks Shawn Michaels off the apron of the ring and to the floor goes Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Right now Shane Munns is taking it to The Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Shane Munns rolls Shawn Michaels back in the ring now as connects with another backbreaker… One more cover by Shane Munns 1………………………..2………………….Kickout by The Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:Shane Munns is now waiting for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shane Munns now sets up The Heartbreak Kid… Powerbomb by Shane Munns to HBK…
Rhino:That could do it right here…
Mark:Shane Munns hooks the leg 1…………………………..2……………………..3…….NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a close one right there…
Mark:Shane Munns is now bringing Shawn Michaels over to the corner and sets him up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Belly to Belly Superplex by Shane Munns…
Rhino:What a move right there… That could do it…
Mark:Shane Munns regroups and goes for a cover on Shawn Michaels 1………………………..2…………………..3……..NO! Shawn Michaels kicks out again…
Rhino:The fans are chanting Shawn Michaels name trying to get him back in this match…
Mark:Shane Munns now waits for Shawn Michaels to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Shane Munns hooks him up… PASS TO DEATH! NO! Shawn Michaels counters with a DDT…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just saved himself by hitting that DDT…
Mark:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Rhino:Shawn is struggling to his feet…
Mark:Shane Munns is up as well… Shane Munns goes for a right hand… Blocked by Shawn Michaels… Shane Munns goes for another right hand… Blocked again… HBK connects with a couple of right hands of his own…
Rhino:There is fight left in the Showstopper…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with an irish whip… Reversal by Shane Munns… HBK comes off the ropes… Flying Forearm by HBK…
Rhino:Both men are down again…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips up…
Rhino:Vintage HBK…
Mark:Shane Munns gets up on his feet… Atomic Drop by Shawn Michaels as he follows it up with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Munns is staggering…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a scoop and a slam and down goes Shane Munns…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:The Showstopper is gonna fly… Flying Elbow Drop connects…
Rhino:You know what this means Mark…
Mark:It can only mean one thing…
Rhino:Sweet Chin Music…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is beginning to tune up the band as Shane Munns staggers up on to his feet…
Rhino:This is going to be it right here…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Munns ducks the kick… Munns picks up Shawn Michaels… PASS TO DEATH! NO! HBK counters out… Munns turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:What a kick that was…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks the leg 1…………………………….2…………………3………HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid took everything Shane Munns had to offer but The Showstopper still came out on top…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid continues to roll on… As we now get set… For our next contest…
Sting vs Doug Kinsella
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Dayton, Ohio… Weighing in at 241 Pounds… DOUG KINSELLA…
(“Cold” plays in the arena as Shane McMahon walks out…)
Rhino:Thats not Doug… I thought Doug was going to do the right thing for business…
Mark:Guess not as Shane McMahon is making his way down to the ring…
Shane:Cut that music… Lets get something settled right here… That was the LAST TIME YOU WILL EVER… Hear that music again in the EWA…You see what I hold in my hand is a contract for the match up that was signed to take place here tonight… Between Sting and Doug Kinsella… A real man would have honored this contract and done the right thing for this company… Yet he didnt(tears up contract)… This next contract was for a match up at Beach Brawl 2006… Between Doug Kinsella and Shane Munn(tears up contract)… You see Doug Kinsella… I could forced you to honor those contracts… But I didnt… Because I could have SUED YOUR ASS and made sure you were in this ring tonight… However, you arent WORTH MY TIME…I know you people liked Doug Kinsella… I know you people cheered for him… And if he were to walk through that curtain right now… YOU WOULD CHEER HIM…
Crowd:We Want Doug… We Want Doug…
Shane:You want Doug… WELL DOUG IS FIRED!(crowd boos) He might say he “quits” this company… You cant quit… When you have already been fired… And if he had the GUTS…I would have FIRED him right to his face… But then again… We have seen what kind of spine this person has… So with that bei…
(“Cold” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Is Doug actually going to show up…
Mark:Shane is nervous… He cant believe that he is going to come out here…
Rhino:These people are going nuts for the arrival of Doug Kinsella…
Mark:There is no one coming out…
Rhino:Shane is laughing…
Shane:(laughing)Did you actually think he was going to come out here… Wow… You people are gullible…
Crowd:Asshole…Asshole…Asshole…
Rhino:These people are letting Shane McMahon hearing it…
Shane:Call me an asshole all you want… I DONT GIVE A DAMN…For the longest time I have let you people step on me and I would give you people what you want…But its no longer about what you people want… Its no longer the direction of the “fans” of the Extreme Wrestling Alliance…For years I have let people just walk over my decisions… Walk over my ideas… But NO MORE… Im gonna do WHAT I WANT… WHEN I WANT TO DO IT… AND I DONT GIVE A DAMN ON WHO LIKES IT OR NOT…
Rhino:Is Shane McMahon turning his back on the fans?
Mark:It seems that way to me…
Shane:You fans can love me… Or hate me… But the fact is… This is ABOUT ME… MY VISION… MY PASSION… MY EWA… I dont care what position you hold in this company… Whether you are Rob Parks… The Mute that he is… Whether you are everyones fun loving president Purgatory… I dont care if you a World Champion… A Tag Champion… A FTW Champion… You do things MY WAY… Or just like Doug Kinsella… YOU ARE GONNA HIT THE HIGH WAY… Its just that simple… EWA… THE NEW ERA HAS BEGUN… AND ITS NOT GOING TO BE A FUN RIDE…BECAUSE HERE COMES… SHANE… O… MAC!
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon leaves the ring as the fans boo)
Mark:Shane McMahon is taking a tougher stance on the EWA and the fans dont like his attitude… Lets get ready for our FTW Championship Match…
FTW Championship Eight Sided Cage Match
Referee-Taz
Chris Benoit(c) vs Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is an EIGHT SIGED CAGE MATCH… And is for the FTW CHAMPIONSHIP… Introducing first… Your Referee… TAZ… Now introducing The Challenger…From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON…
(“Im back” plays as Half Dollar enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer;His opponent… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Representing the BTP and he is the FTW Champion…The Crippler CHRIS BENOIT…
(“Whatever” plays as Chris Benoit enters the arena…)
Mark:They are in a different ring setup here in the arena…
Rhino:This is more of a UFC Style ring… There are no ropes… Just eight sides of steel…
Mark:Benoit with chops right to the chest of Half Dollar…
Rhino:Chris Benoit is lighting him up with those hard knife edge chops…
Mark:Half Dollar pushes Chris Benoit away and slaps him right across the face…
Rhino:Benoit is smiling after being slapped…
Mark:Half Dollar charges at Chris Benoit and slams him back in to the cage… Half Dollar takes Chris Benoit over and drops him with a hard slam coming out of the cage…
Rhino:Half Dollar is now opening up on Chris Benoit as he has him on the ground…
Mark:Benoit now rolls over on Half Dollar and opens up on him with right hands…
Rhino:They are just brawling on the mat right now and they both just are beating the hell out of one another…
Mark:Chris Benoit gets up on his feet and he hooks up Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson and connects with a snap suplex…
Rhino:Benoit didnt let go of the suplex…
Mark:Chris Benoit rolls through and connects with another snap suplex…
Rhino:Chris is still rolling through…
Mark:A third suplex by Chris Benoit…
Rhino:Half Dollar just kept hitting the mat over and over again and he is not in good shape right now…
Mark:Chris Benoit gets on top of Half Dollar on the mat and just driving his face in to the mat…
Rhino:Benoit is just rubbing Half Dollar’s head in to the mat and thats not a good thing…
Mark:You can see Taz likes the fire from Chris Benoit…
Rhino:I wonder if Taz’s comments has fired Chris Benoit up…
Mark:It looks like it… Chris Benoit now grabs Half Dollar by the head and throws him head first in to the steel…
Rhino:Unlike a normal cage there isnt as much give with this one…
Mark:Half Dollar is staggering around… Benoit goes behind Half Dollar… Release German Suplex by The Crippler… Benoit goes for the cover as Taz makes the count 1…………………2…………… Half Dollar gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Chris Benoit is now climbing up the cage… What in the world is he doing…
Mark:Chris Benoit is standing on top of the cage… Here he comes… Flying Headbutt… MISSES!
Rhino:I think Chris Benoit took too much time to climb up the cage and thats why he missed with the cage…
Mark:Half Dollar is now getting up on to his feet and connects with a couple of right hands… Half Dollar picks up Chris Benoit and rams him right in to the cage…
Rhino:Half Dollar continues to ram the back of Chris Benoit in to the cage…
Mark:Three times is the charm… And now Benoit gets taken over with a powerslam by Half Dollar… Half Dollar goes for the cover on Chris Benoit 1………………………2…………………Benoit gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Half Dollar is now starting to take control of this contest…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson grabs the legs of Chris Benoit and slingshots him in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Chris Benoit is staggering around after tasting the steel…
Mark:Half Dollar kicks Chris Benoit in the midsection… Half Dollar hooks him up… Brainbuster by Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson…
Rhino:Chris Benoit went face first in to the steel and now just got dropped right on his head…
Mark:Half Dollar rolls on top of him and goes for a cover 1………………………….2……………. Chris Benoit kicks out…
Rhino:Half Dollar is now waiting for Chris Benoit to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Henderson scoops up Benoit and rams him face first in to the cage…
Rhino:Chris Benoit is bleeding and that brought a smile to the face of Taz…
Mark:Crossface Chickenwing by Half Dollar…
Rhino:Benoit is in trouble now if he cant fight out of this…
Mark:Half Dollar is trying to wrap his legs around Benoit…
Rhino:If he does I believe it could be all over….
Mark:Chris Benoit is trying to roll over and he does…Cover 1………………2………….. Half Dollar lets the hold go to break up the pin…
Rhino:That was the only way Chris Benoit was going to get out of that…
Mark:Half Dollar goes for a clothesline… Benoit ducks… Benoit with a go behind… Release German Suplex by The Crippler…
Rhino:Benoit is now down and so is Half Dollar…
Mark:Chris Benoit is trying to regroup as he wipes the blood out of his eyes…
Rhino:Half Dollar is getting back up on his feet…
Mark:Chris Benoit hooks him up and he suplexs Half Dollar in to the steel…
Rhino:That had to hurt…
Mark:Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:CROSSFACE!
Rhino:Benoit is trying to lock the Crippler Crossface in on the challenger…
Mark:He has it locked in…
Rhino:Will Half Dollar Tap Out?
Mark:Half Dollar is trying to push himself up… He does and here is a cover on Benoit… Taz counts 1………………………..2…………………3……NO! Benoit kicks out…
Rhino:Half Dollar was able to break that hold up…
Mark:Both men are now getting back up on their feet…
Rhino:Half Dollar and Benoit are really wearing each other out…
Mark:Chris Benoit goes for the crossface again… Half Dollar blocks and hammers him with elbows to the head…Half Dollar picks up Chris Benoit… T-K-O!
Rhino:That was one hell of a move by Half Dollar…
Mark:Half Dollar now looks at a fallen Chris Benoit… POCKET CHANGE!
Rhino:Will Chris Benoit tap out?
Mark:Benoit is trying to survive…
Rhino:Chris Benoit is trying to use the cage to get out of the hold…
Mark:Half Dollar has him really setup now… Chris Benoit cant move… BENOIT TAPS!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW FTW Champion… BRIAN HALF DOLLAR HENDERSON…
Rhino:Half Dollar has return to the EWA and has become the FTW Champion…
Mark:Benoit tapped out to the Pocket Change… And now Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson is the FTW Champion… It is now time for our Main Event…
Six Man Tag Team Elimination Match
Degeneration X vs Big Tyme Playas
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is a Six Man Tag Team Elimination Match… Introducing Team Number One… They are Bubba Ray and Dvon… The Dudley Boyz… Their Tag Team Partner… Big Daddy Ace and they are…THE BIG TYME PLAYAZ…
(“Aww Naw” plays as the BTP enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponents… First… The EWA Tag Team Champions… Kevin Nash and Scott Hall… The Outsiders… Their Tag Team Partner… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game Triple H… They are DEGENERATION X…
(“Break it Down” plays as DX enters the arena…)
Mark:It is going to be Scott Hall and Dvon Dudley starting things out here in this Elimination Match Up… Scott Hall shoves Dvon backwards… Dvon shoves Scott Hall and Scott Hall hits the mat…
Rhino:Scott Hall didnt like that as he is getting up very angry…
Mark:Scott Hall pulls the tooth pick out of his ear and attempts to throw it in to the face of Dvon… Dvon ducked it and connects with a couple of right hands to Scott Hall backing him up in to the ropes… Dvon sends him for an irish whip… Scott Hall comes off and gets hit with a back body drop…
Rhino:Scott is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Hall turns around and walks right in to a headbutt from Dvon Dudley who is dragging Scott Hall to the BTP corner…
Rhino:Bubba gets the tag…
Mark:Irish whip by the Dudley Boyz… Double back elbow knocking him down to the canvas…
Rhino:DX can only watch as the double team took place on Scott Hall…
Mark:Bubba Ray now with a couple of right hands and now drives an elbow right in to the top of the head of Scott Hall…
Rhino:Hall got knocked down and is now holding on to his head…
Mark:Bubba Ray goes after Scott Hall… Hall grabs Bubba by the shirt and throws him in to the corner…
Rhino:Bubba hit his head on the middle turnbuckle…
Mark:Scott Hall makes his way over to his corner and he tags in Triple H… The Game comes in and stomps away at Bubba Ray in the corner…
Rhino:Triple H is just stomping a mudhole in on him…
Mark:The Game pulls Bubba Ray out of the corner and whips him in to the ropes… Running High Knee by The Game… Triple H goes for a quick cover 1………………..2………. Bubba kicks out…
Rhino:The Game brings Bubba Ray in to the corner…
Mark:Triple H has him in the DX corner and he now opens up on him with right hands…
Rhino:Nash is asking for the tag…
Mark:Triple H gives Kevin Nash the tag and now Nash drives the boot right in to the throat of Bubba Ray Dudley…
Rhino:The referee is stepping in to get him off of him…
Mark:Elbows to the side of the head by Kevin Nash as he brings him out of the corner… Irish whip by Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Blind tag by Dvon…
Mark:Big Boot for Bubba Ray Dudley… Nash goes for a cover… Dvon comes off the top rope… Flying Headbutt on to Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Nash didnt see it coming…
Mark:Dvon now covers Kevin Nash 1…………………………..2…………….. Nash gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dvon is now stomping away at Kevin Nash…
Mark:Dvon now whips Kevin Nash in to the ropes… Nash comes off the ropes… Dvon ducks his head… Kevin Nash holds on to the ropes and kicks Dvon right in the head…
Rhino:Dvon is staggering around…
Mark:Kevin Nash with a kick to the midsection… JACKKNIFE! Nash goes for the cover 1……………………….2…………3……..DVON IS GONE!
Pa Announcer:Dvon Dudley has been Eliminated…
Rhino:Its now three on two in favor of Degeneration X…
Mark:Kevin Nash tags Scott Hall in…
Rhino:Bubba Ray is coming in for the BTP…
Mark:Bubba connects with a huge clothesline to Scott Hall… Hall gets back up on his feet and gets taken down with another clothesline from Bubba Ray Dudley…
Rhino:Scott Hall is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Bubba Ray with a scoop up and he puts Scott Hall up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam by Bubba Ray Dudley…
Rhino:Scott Hall isnt looking to good right now…
Mark:Bubba Ray brings Scott Hall over to the BTP corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is being tagged in for the first time in this match up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace stands up on the middle ropes… Bubba Ray puts Scott Hall across his knee… Leg Drop across the throat of Scott Hall by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Nice double team mover right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover on Scott Hall 1………………………….2…………………….3….He Got Him!
Pa Announcer:Scott Hall has been eliminated…
Rhino:It is now down to Two on Two….
Mark:Kevin Nash comes in… Ace ducks the Big Boot from Kevin Nash… Ace fires back with right hands…
Rhino:He is rocking the big man…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is still standing…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes again… Another Shoulder block by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Nash went down to one knee…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace comes off again… Big Daddy Ace goes for a crossbody… Nash castches him in mid air…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Nash switches him around… Side Walk Slam by Kevin Nash… Nash goes for a cover 1…………………………………2………………. Bubba Ray comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Kevin Nash is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace getting back up on his feet…
Mark:Nash kicks Big Daddy Ace in the midsection… Jackknife is coming… No Bubba Ray comes in and goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:Ace needs to make the tag to Bubba Ray…
Mark:Kevin Nash reaches out and tags in Triple H… Ace takes in Bubba Ray… The Game and Bubba Ray are trading right hands back and forth…
Rhino:Look at them go…
Mark:Bubba Ray whips Triple H in to the ropes… High back body drop…
Rhino:The Game went for a ride…
Mark:Bubba Ray goes behind Triple H… BUBBA BOMB!
Rhino:Triple H could be done…
Mark:Kevin Nash is in the ring and just hit Bubba Ray Dudley with a Big Boot from behind…
Rhino:Big Daddy Cool just knocked out Bubba Ray with that Big Boot…
Mark:Triple H getting back up on to his feet… Triple H hooks up Bubba Ray… PEDIGREE! Triple H goes for a cover 1………………………..2……………….3….. Bubba is Gone…
Pa Announcer:Bubba Ray Dudley has been Eliminated…
Rhino:DX now has the advantage two to one…
Mark:Triple H tags in Kevin Nash which has Big Daddy Ace backing up a little bit… Big Daddy Ace charges with a running dropkick to the knee of Kevin Nash…
Rhino:Thats how to knock the big man down to size…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace connects with a couple of more right hands to Big Daddy Cool…
Rhino:Nash is not looking to good right here…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a full head of steam…SPEAR!
Rhino:Ace just speared Kevin Nash out of his boots…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………..3……. Kevin Nash is Gone…
Pa Announcer:Kevin Nash has been Eliminated…
Mark:Triple H is coming in to the ring… The Game with a running high knee from behind…
Rhino:Triple H and Big Daddy Ace will meet One on One for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Beach Brawl…So this is just a little taste of what to expect at Beach Brawl…
Mark:The Game with a couple of right hands as he whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER! NO! Ace Counters in to a DDT!
Rhino:Nice counter by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Both men are struggling to get back up on their eet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is first one up…
Mark:The Game is up and gets caught with right hands from Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace with an irish whip in to the ropes… Powerslam by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now lining up the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Triple H is up… SPEAR!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for the cover 1………………………..2………………………………MCCONNELL PULLED THE REF OUT!
Rhino:What the hell is going on?
Mark:William McConnell just pulled the referee out as he and Jason Cain are now at ringside…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was just going to pin the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Another referee is coming down to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is back up as Big Daddy Ace is distracted…
Mark:Triple H spins Big Daddy Ace around… Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Jason Cain and McConnell are moving to the referee…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is coming out with a chair and is chasing the BPU off…Triple H with a cover 1…………………………2……………………3…… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DEGENERATION X…
Rhino:DX is victorious over the Big Tyme Playas…
Mark:Some can say the BPU screwed the BTP out of this match up… We will never know… We are getting set for Beach Brawl… Its Triple H and Big Daddy Ace for the World Heavyweight Title… THREE STAGES OF HELL… WE WILL SEE YOU THERE… DX WINS TONIGHT… WILL TRIPLE H BE VICTORIOUS AT BEACH BRAWL… GOOD NIGHT!
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