Beach Brawl 2007
Mark:The fans in the Amway Arena here in Orlando are ready to see the return of the Extreme Elimination Chamber… As tonight here at Beach Brawl… The EWA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber…
Rhino:Six EWA Superstars… The Most Dangerous Structure in wrestling… The top prize in the business and only one winner… Cant ask for any more…
Mark:No you can not… When Megumi Kudo defends against Steve Austin, DDP, Triple H, Big Daddy Ace and Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Can Megumi Kudo take out these five top challengers… We will have to wait and see…
Mark:Also here tonight Shawn Michaels will be in a Handicap Match against two of the biggest superstars in wrestling…
Rhino:The Big Show and Great Khali… What a dominating duo…
Mark:Plus Shane McMahon has a major announcement to make…So that is all to come here tonight at Beach Brawl…So lets send it down to the ring for our opening contest…
Cryme Tyme vs Doug Kinsella & Jeremy Lake
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Representing the State of Ohio…Weighing in at a combined weight of 455 Pounds… The Team of DOUG KINSELLA & JEREMY LAKE!
(“Rise Today” plays as Doug Kinsella & Jeremy Lake enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at a combined weight of 530 Pounds… Shad and JTG… CRYME TYME!
(“Hoop Hop” plays as Cryme Tyme enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… JTG and Jeremy Lake start things out here in this match up… Jeremy Lake scores with a couple of right hands to JTG…
Rhino:Lake is backing him up in to the ropes…
Mark:Irish whip by Jeremy Lake… JTG comes off the ropes…Jeremy Lake goes for a crossbody and connects and heres the quick cover 1………………..2………..Kickout by JTG…
Rhino:JTG is right back up…
Mark:Hard Uppercut right underneath the jaw of JTG by Jeremy Lake…
Rhino:Jeremy Lake is backing JTG up in to the corner…
Mark:Doug Kinsella gets the tag from Jeremy Lake… Kinsella and Lake hook up JTG and connect with a double vertical suplex…
Rhino:Nice Double Team move right there…
Mark:Doug Kinsella goes for a cover 1…………………2…………..Kickout by JTG…
Rhino:JTG is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Doug Kinsella with a couple of knife edge chops across the chest… Doug Kinsella now hooks up JTG and connects with a hangman’s neckbreaker…
Rhino:JTG is holding on to his neck…
Mark:Kinsella goes for a cover 1…………………2……………Kickout by JTG… Doug Kinsella now applies a chin lock to JTG…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is grinding away with that chin lock…
Mark:JTG is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The fans are trying to urge him on…
Mark:JTG is making his way up to his feet… JTG breaks the chin lock…
Rhino:JTG is starting to fire back…
Mark:JTG sends Doug Kinsella off in to the ropes… JTG goes for a cross body… Doug Kinsella ducks and JTG crashes right in to the canvas…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella saw the crossbody coming and he was able to get out of the way…
Mark:JTG is now getting up on to his feet… Swinging Neckbreaker by Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Kinsella went right back to the neck of JTG…
Mark:Jeremy Lake gets the tag back in from Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:Jeremy Lake is nailing JTG with right hands…
Mark:Jeremy Lake now applies on the Camel Clutch…
Rhino:JTG is in a lot of trouble…
Mark:Yes he is…
Rhino:Shad is trying to urge the fans and JTG to get out of the hold…
Mark:JTG is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:He is close…
Mark:JTG gets his foot on the bottom rope… And now Jeremy Lake needs to break up the hold…
Rhino:Jeremy Lake is pulling JTG back up…
Mark:Irish whip by Jeremy Lake… Reversal by JTG… Jeremy Lake comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline…
Rhino:Both men are down…
Mark:And both men need to make the tag…
Rhino:JTG is now trying to crawl to the corner…
Mark:Jeremy Lake makes the tag to Doug Kinsella…
Rhino:JTG tags in Shad!
Mark:Shad has hit the ring and he runs over Doug Kinsella with a clothesline…
Rhino:Jeremy Lake is back in the ring…
Mark:Jeremy Lake charges at Shad… Back Body Drop by Shad…
Rhino:Jeremy Lake went for a ride right there…
Mark:Big Boot by Shad sending Jeremy Lake out of the ring…
Rhino:Shad is now waiting for Doug Kinsella to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Side Walk Slam by Shad… As Shad now goes for the cover 1…………………..2………………3….NO! Kinsella gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:JTG gets the tag from Shad…
Mark:The Uncrowned EWA Tag Team Champions are now in control…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Shad has Kinsella hooked up… G9!
Rhino:Cryme Tyme look to rolling on to a win here tonight…
Mark:JTG goes for the cover…
Rhino:The referee is getting Shad out of the ring…
Mark:Jeremy Lake is in the ring…
Rhino:He has a tag belt…
Mark:Belt to the back of the head of JTG…
Rhino:Doug Kinsella is now rolling JTG over…
Mark:The referee now makes the count 1……………………………2…………………..3…. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DOUG KINSELLA & JEREMY LAKE!
Rhino:Doug Kinsella finally gets back on the winning track…
Mark:Now Doug Kinsella & Jeremy Lake are leaving with the tag team titles…
Rhino:Are they now the uncrowned Tag Team Champions?
Mark:Who knows… But right now its time for our next con…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out from the back and in to the ring…)
Shane:So everyone has been wondering what exactly is my Major Announcement… Well… This announcement concerns the entire Extreme Wrestling Alliance… And also concerns the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Who ever that will be at the end of the night… You see I have been sitting back and watching everything that has been going on as of late here in the EWA… And I have noticed that One Man has been doing a tremendous job… Inside and outside of the ring for this company… And he deserves to cash in on everything that he has done… And this superstar will… As I am naming the Number One Contender for the EWA World Title at Summertime Blowout… And I truly believe that this Superstar’s Roll will continue at Summertime Blowout… So right now here tonight at Beach Brawl… The Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Summertime Blowout will be… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:The Answer gets a chance to once again be the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Its been a long time since William McConnell has had a shot for the EWA World Title…
Shane:Now you see that’s only one major announcement… As you see my second major announcement is that in just about Two Months… It will be the Biggest Show of the Year… Glory… And we need to have a Number One Contender for that night… And for the next month… We will be holding the Road to Glory Tournament in which one EWA Superstar will earn their spot in the Main Event of the Biggest Show of the Year… Glory… As the winner of the Road to Glory Tournament will take place at Summertime Blowout… The Road to Glory has begun… Who will shine above the rest? We will just have to wait and see… Because With the Boss in Town… Who knows what may go down…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks to the back…)
Mark:Shane McMahon with two big announcements… But its time for more in ring action…
William McConnell vs Darien Hacaga vs Young Savage
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Triple Threat Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!
(“Forever” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 200 Pounds… YOUNG SAVAGE!
(“Fireman” plays as Young Savage enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where in the hell is William McConnell?
Mark:I have no idea… Just moments ago Shane McMahon announced that William McConnell was the number one contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship and now he is no where to be seen…
Rhino:The referee is about ready to call for the bell as this will now be a One on One Match…
Voice:KEENNNEDDDYY!
(“Turn Up The Trouble” plays as Mr. Kennedy enters the arena…)
Rhino:Why is Mr. Kennedy out here…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy is in the ring and he is telling the referee to ring the bell…
Rhino:I guess Mr. Kennedy is looking to fight tonight…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy charges at Young Savage and nails him right in the midsection with a big knee… Mr. Kennedy hammers Young Savage in the corner with hard shots right to the chest…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is pulling Young Savage out of the corner…
Mark:Brainbuster by Mr. Kennedy dropping Young Savage right on his head…
Rhino:Here comes Darien…
Mark:Darien with kicks to the thights of Mr. Kennedy… Darien Hacaga backs him up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Darien… Mr. Kennedy comes off the ropes… Spin Kick… Ducked by Mr. Kennedy…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy with right hands backing Darien Hacaga up in to the corner…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy is setting Darien Hacaga up on the top rope…
Mark:GREEN BAY PLUNGE! By Mr. Kennedy!
Rhino:Darien Hacaga has been laid out…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy isnt done just yet…
Rhino:No he isnt as he is heading back to the top rope…
Mark:KENTON BOMB! Right down on to Young Savage…
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy has just laid out both Darien Hacaga and Young Savage…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy covers Young Savage 1……………………2…………3…. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MR. KENNEDY!
Rhino:Mr. Kennedy makes his mark here tonight…
Mark:Mr. Kennedy wanted to be named the number one contender by Shane McMahon… I guess this was his way in showing that he should have been named the Number One Contender… But what has happened to William McConnell… Hopefully we will get an answer… But it is now time to head back to the ring for our next contest…
EWA Tag Team Championship Fans Bring The Weapons Match
Rated RKO(c) vs The Triad(Sparx & Peora)
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Fans Bring The Weapons Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challengers… Representing The Triad…Weighing in at a combined weight of 504 Pounds… SHANE SPARX AND MARK PEORA!
(“Slave New World” plays as Shane Sparx & Mark Peora enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at 495 Pounds… The Defending EWA Tag Team Champions… Edge and Randy Orton… RATED RKO!
(“Ladies & Gentlemen” plays as Rated RKO enter the arena…)
Mark:It will be Randy Orton and Shane Sparx starting things out here in this contest… Randy Orton goes for a right hand… Shane Sparx blocks and scores with a right hand of his own… Shane Sparx continues to nail Randy Orton with right hands backing him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is reaching back…
Mark:Big Right Hand… Ducked by Randy Orton… Randy Orton now connects with an uppercut right underneath the jaw of Shane Sparx… Randy Orton whips Shane Sparx in to the ropes… Dropkick connects by Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton hit his mark with that Dropkick…
Mark:Randy Orton now goes for the cover 1………..2………..Kickout by Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton grabs him and sends him in to the Rated RKO corner…
Rhino:Edge gets the tag…
Mark:Randy Orton and Edge whip Shane Sparx off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline by Rated RKO…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is trying to get back up…As Edge heads to the outside and grabs a frying pan from one of the fans…
Mark:Edge from behind nails Shane Sparx to the back of the head with the frying pan…
Rhino:That’s gotta hurt…
Mark:Edge now picks Shane Sparx back up and hooks him up… Reverse DDT by Edge…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is in trouble…
Mark:Edge goes for the cover 1…………………….2…………………Mark Peora comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Mark Peora wants in this match up…
Mark:Edge picks Shane Sparx up and nails him with a couple of right hands… Kick to the midsection… Double Underhook DDT by the Rated R Superstar…
Rhino:Edge is now dragging Shane Sparx back to the Rated RKO corner…
Mark:Edge tags in Randy Orton…
Rhino:Randy Orton goes to the outside real quick and grabs a cooking sheet from one of the fans at ringside…
Mark:Randy Orton is back in the ring and connects with a vertical suplex right down on the cooking sheet… Orton floats over in to a cover 1………………….2………………..Kickout by Shane Sparx…
Rhino:Randy Orton is waiting for Shane Sparx to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Randy Orton lines up Shane Sparx… RKO! NO! Shane Sparx pushes Randy Orton off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Peora with a kick to the back of Randy Orton…
Mark:Orton comes off the ropes… Facebuster!
Rhino:Shane Sparx now needs to tag in Mark Peora…
Mark:Mark Peora is reaching out and gets the tag…
Rhino:Randy Orton is trying to crawl to the Rated RKO corner…
Mark:Dropkick to the back of the head of Randy Orton stopping him in his tracks…
Rhino:Mark Peora is pulling Randy Orton towards the middle of the ring…
Mark:Mark Peora turns Orton over and goes for the cover 1…………………2………..Kickout by Randy Orton….
Rhino:Randy Orton is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Clothesline to the back of the head of Randy Orton by Mark Peora…
Rhino:He almost took his head off…
Mark:Mark Peora now goes for another cover 1…………………….2…………….Edge comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Now it is Edge who wants in this match up…
Mark:Randy Orton is struggling to get back up…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is tagged in…
Mark:Peora and Sparx hooks up Randy Orton… Double Front Face Suplex…
Rhino:Randy Orton is in real trouble now…
Mark:Shane Sparx goes for a cover 1………………2…………………3…….NO! Orton gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:We were real close to having new Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Shane Sparx backs Randy Orton up in to the corner…
Rhino:Mark Peora is tagged back in…
Mark:Shane Sparx and Mark Peora whip Randy Orton off in to the ropes… Both men duck their heads… Randy Orton puts on the breaks and kicks them right in the head…
Rhino:Randy Orton staggers back to his corner…
Mark:Edge gets the tag from Orton…
Rhino:Here comes the Rated R Superstar…
Mark:Edge comes charging with a double clothesline…
Rhino:Shane Sparx just got knocked out of the ring…
Mark:Mark Peora gets back up on to his feet… Edge connects with a couple of shots to the head…
Rhino:Mark Peora is backed up in to the corner…
Mark:Edge with an irish whip sending Mark Peora hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Mark Peora is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:SPEAR! NO! Edge hits the corner… Reverse DDT by Mark Peora…
Rhino:Randy Orton is trying to get in to the ring…
Mark:The referee is trying to get Randy Orton out of the ring…
Rhino:Shane Sparx is in the ring and he just grabbed a PS3 from one of the fans at ringside…
Mark:Mark Peora is holding up Edge for Shane Sparx…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Edge…
Mark:Shane Sparx charges… Edge Moves! Shane Sparx hits Mark Peora with the PS3!
Rhino:Randy Orton back in the ring and tackles Shane Sparx out of the ring…
Mark:Mark Peora staggers back up on to his feet… SPEAR! By Edge… Edge hooks the leg 1………………….2………………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions RATED RKO!
Rhino:Rated RKO capitalized on the mistake by Shane Sparx and they retained the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Mark:We are now getting set for our handicap match… But our cameras are now backstage…
Rhino:That’s Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels seems to be walking towards the gorilla position…
Rhino:Why did he just stop?
Mark:Shawn Michaels just open up a locker room door and is now going inside…
Rhino:That’s William McConnell…
Mark:William McConnell is knocked out…
Rhino:Is that a beer bottle by his head?
Mark:It looks like a broken beer bottle… And a white cloth is covering his mouth…
Rhino:Someone must have attacked William McConnell earlier… Which is why he didn’t come out for his match…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is calling for help…
Rhino:Shawn cant stay… He has to go to the ring for his handicap match…
Mark:Who laid out William McConnell is the question…
Rhino:It must be someone who wants to be Number One Contender…
Mark:Looks like Shawn Michaels is coming our way… So its time for the Handicap Match…
Handicap Match
Shawn Michaels vs Big Show & Great Khali
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Handicap Match set for one fall… Introducing first… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And his opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 920 Pounds… The Team of the BIG SHOW and the GREAT KHALI!
(“Crank It Up” plays as Big Show & Great Khali enter the arena…)
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has an uphill battle in this match up…
Mark:Yes he does… As he is 6 foot… Two Hundred and Twenty Seven Pounds… Which means he is giving up two hundred pounds at least to both men…
Rhino:Plus a foot or so in height…
Mark:Big Show starts things out… Shawn Michaels nails Big Show with a slap right across the face…
Rhino:That just sent a message to the Big Show…
Mark:Big Show goes for a clothesline… Shawn Michaels ducks and Shawn Michaels with a couple of jabs to the face of the Big Show…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is starting to get under the skin of The Big Show…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes for a right hand… Big Show blocks and shoves Shawn Michaels down…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets right back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels charges at the Big Show… Clothesline…
Rhino:No effect on the big show…
Mark:Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Big Show catches Shawn Michaels in midair…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble…
Mark:HBK rakes the eyes of the Big Show…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got out of the claws of the Big Show…
Mark:Shawn Michaels from behind with a dropkick to the leg of the Big Show…
Rhino:He is breaking down the big man…
Mark:Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Hard Clothesline by the Big Show…
Rhino:The Big Show got back up on his feet and really laid in to Shawn Michaels with that clothesline…
Mark:The Big Show now picks up Shawn Michaels and drops him with a backbreaker…
Rhino:Look at the pain on the face of Shawn Michaels right there…
Mark:Big Show picks up Shawn Michaels and throws him in to the corner…
Rhino:Big Show tags in The Great Khali…
Mark:The Great Khali picks up Shawn Michaels by the throat and just slams him right down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Great Khali is just super huge Mark…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to crawl to the ropes to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Great Khali is walking over to Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Big Chop across the chest of Shawn Michaels knocking him backwards in to the ropes…
Rhino:That’s one hell of a shot by the Great Khali…
Mark:The Great Khali scoops up Shawn Michaels and slams him straight down to the canvas… Khali goes for the cover 1…………………2……………Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Great Khali is dragging Shawn Michaels to the corner…
Mark:The Big Show gets the tag as he is now standing on the chest of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:That just crushes your insides…
Mark:Big Show now lifting Shawn Michaels up on to his feet… Big Show scoops him up… Snake Eyes!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering around…
Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! By The Big Show… Big Show goes for the cover on Shawn Michaels 1………………………..2……………………..3…..NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:If I were Shawn Michaels I would just give up and fight another day…
Mark:This match up was made by William McConnell… As the Big Show slams Shawn Michaels straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Big Show tags in the Great Khali…
Mark:The Great Khali drags Shawn Michaels to the corner and sticks his boot right in the throat of the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:We could be seeing the end of Shawn Michaels thanks to the Big Show and the Great Khali…
Mark:The Great Khali pulls Shawn Michaels out of the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels looks to be out on his feet…
Mark:Great Khali now picks up Shawn Michaels… Two Handed Chokeslam!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is out of it…
Mark:The Great Khali covers Shawn Michaels 1……………………2………………..3…….. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:How in the hell did Shawn Michaels just kick out?
Mark:I have no idea…
Rhino:The Big Show is asking for a tag…
Mark:The Great Khali tags in the Big Show who wants to end it right here…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Someone is coming down the isle…
Rhino:That’s William McConnell…
Mark:What in the world is William McConnell doing out here?
Rhino:Isnt having Shawn Michaels in a match up with The Big Show and The Great Khali enough of a punishment…
Mark:William McConnell is banged up and is staggering down to ringside…
Rhino:William McConnell picks up a chair…
Mark:The Great Khali is in the ring distracting the referee…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:McConnell is in the ring with the chair…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble…
Mark:William McConnell swings the Chair and CONNECTS ON THE BIG SHOW!
Rhino:Did you just say The Big Show?
Mark:Yes I Did…
Rhino:Why wouldn’t William McConnell hit Shawn Michaels with the chair…
Mark:I have no idea… Big Show turns around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that…
Mark:The referee turns around as Shawn Michaels falls on top of the Big Show 1………………2…………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:A Banged up William McConnell just helped out Shawn Michaels… But Why?
Mark:William McConnell was the one who made this match up and now he helps out Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has a confused look on his face….
Mark:William McConnell was named the Number One Contender by Shane McMahon earlier tonight… Who will he face? Well we will find out right now as it is time for the Extreme Elimination Chamber…
EWA World Heavyweight Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber Match
Megumi Kudo(c) vs Steve Austin vs Diamond Dallas Page vs Triple H vs Big Daddy Ace vs Alan Matthews
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…The First Two Superstars entered in to the match will compete for Five Minutes… Then Every Two minutes there after another superstar will enter the match… The Last Superstar Remaining will be the EWA World Champion… Now Introducing the opponents… First… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Grand Rapids, Michigan… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… Dead Eye ALAN MATTHEWS!
(“Miseria Cantare” plays as Alan Matthews enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Koshigaya, Japan… Weighing in at 132 Pounds… The EWA World Champion… MEGUMI KUDO!
(“Battle Without Honor or Humanity” plays as Megumi Kudo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Victoria, Texas…Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“Alliance” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And now introducing the two superstars who will start off the chamber match… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow”plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent…From The Jersey Shore… Weighing in at 253 Pounds… Representing The Triad… The EWA Television Champion… DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
(“Self High Five” plays as Diamond Dallas Page enters the arena…)
Mark:Well the referee calls for the bell and the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match up has begun…
Rhino:DDP and Big Daddy Ace did battle a few weeks ago and it was a very intense match up…
Mark:Both men are in the center of the ring right now… Big Daddy Ace scores with a couple of right hands to DDP…
Rhino:DDP is coming back with a couple of right hands of his own…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace backs DDP up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Big Daddy Ace sending DDP off in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:DDP ducks…
Mark:DDP spins Big Daddy Ace around… DIAMOND CUTTER! NO! Big Daddy Ace shoves him off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace had the Diamond Cutter well scouted…
Mark:DDP comes off the ropes… Big Daddy Ace kicks DDP in the midsection… Big Daddy Ace lifts him up… ACE CRUSHER! NO! DDP gets out of it…
Rhino:Both men had the moves well scouted…
Mark:DDP and Big Daddy Ace are now trading verbal shots…
Rhino:They both are good at talking smack…
Mark:Speaking of Smack… DDP smacks Big Daddy Ace right across the face… DDP follows it up with a kick to the midsection… Neckbreaker by DDP…
Rhino:DDP is now mounting Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Right hands by the EWA Television Championship to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is a veteran of the Extreme Elimination Chamber and he knows its not a good position to be on your back…
Mark:You can see the sides of the chamber…
Rhino:There are weapons hanging from the chamber along with a barbed wire pit and who knows what other tricks and gadgets the chamber will provide us here tonight…
Mark:DDP is now pulling Big Daddy Ace back up on to his feet… DDP whips Big Daddy Ace in to the ropes… Ace comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop by DDP sending Big Daddy Ace over the top rope and down on to the steel grading…
Rhino:He is lucky it wasn’t the Barbed Wire side…
Mark:DDP now goes out of the ring and is now going to work on Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:We are about a minute away from the next superstar to be entered in to the chamber…
Mark:When you enter is randomly drawn… So we dont know who will be next… But right now DDP is grinding Big Daddy Ace’s face in to the steel of the chamber wall…
Rhino:That’s not a good position to be in…
Mark:DDP now scoops up and slams Big Daddy Ace straight down on to the steel…
Rhino:The fans are counting as we are ten seconds away…
(Crowd:5…4…3…2…1…Fireworks go off in the chamber)
Rhino:Who is it?
Mark:Its Stone Cold Steve Austin…
Rhino:The Texas Rattlesnake is looking to win back the EWA World Championship that he lost at High Stakes…
Mark:Steve Austin goes right after Diamond Dallas Page on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Stone Cold is opening up with right hands…
Mark:Stone Cold with a charge and clotheslines DDP back in to the ring…
Rhino:Diamond Dallas Page is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Stone Cold gets back in to the ring… Austin goes for a big right hand and connects knocking down DDP…
Rhino:DDP is backing up in to the corner…
Mark:Stone Cold walks over to the corner and begins to stomp away at the midsection of DDP…
Rhino:These two men last week which saw DDP retain the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Stone Cold with one big shot to the midsection of Diamond Dallas Page…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is back in the ring and he has a steel chair in hand that he pulled off the side of the cage…
Mark:Stone Cold turns around… Steel Chair Shot! By Big Daddy Ace laying out the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:Stone Cold didn’t see Big Daddy Ace come in to the ring and it cost him..
(Crowd:5…4…3…2…1…Fireworks go off in the chamber)
Mark:The Next Superstar coming in to this match up will be…
Rhino:Its Alan Matthews!
Mark:Dead Eye Alan Matthews with his first crack at EWA Gold and it happens to be in the Extreme Elimination Chamber…
Rhino:Dead Eye Alan Matthews goes after DDP in the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just nailed Steve Austin with a vertical suplex…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is picking up Stone Cold now…
Mark:Hot Shot right on the top rope by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:The Texas Rattlesnake is staggering around…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a full head of steam… Austin ducks the clothesline… And Big Daddy Ace gets back dropped right in to the barbed wire pit…
Rhino:That’s a place you dont want to be in and Big Daddy Ace is feeling it…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks up DDP…Tiger Bomb!
Rhino:Alan Matthews could have DDP right here…
Mark:Heres the cover 1……………………….2……………..Kickout by DDP…
Rhino:Alan Matthews thought he had DDP eliminated…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just rolled back in to the ring pulling himself out of the barbed wire…
Rhino:Stone Cold just went to the outside and pull down a singapore cane…
Mark:Stone Cold back in the ring with the cane…
Rhino:He has Alan Matthews lined up…
Mark:Stone Cold swings… Alan Matthews ducks…
Rhino:Alan Matthews now grabs the singapore cane…
Mark:Alan Matthews swings… Stone Cold ducks… Stone Cold grabs the cane and he nails Alan Matthews right in the head with the singapore cane…
Rhino:You can see the back of Big Daddy Ace is cut up from the barbed wire…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on his feet as we are close to the next superstar entering the chamber…
(Crowd:5…4…3…2…1…Fireworks go off in the chamber)
Rhino:Who will it be?
Mark:Its the EWA World Champion Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo has the odds stacked against her if she wants to retain the EWA World Championship…
Mark:Megumi Kudo covers Alan Matthews right away 1……………..2………… Kick out by Alan Matthews…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just clothesline DDP over the top rope and both men go tumbling over on to the steel…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is now opening up the steel chair in the ring…
Rhino:Stone Cold is going up behind Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Stone Cold grabs Megumi Kudo… Megumi Kudo with a back leg kick and it was low…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo went low with that kick…
Mark:Megumi Kudo whips Stone Cold off in to the ropes…Drop Toe Hold Right on to the Steel Chair by Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is setting up DDP…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace has DDP by the legs… SLINGSHOT IN TO THE CHAMBER WALL!
Rhino:DDP went face first in to the steel chains that make up the chamber wall…
Mark:DDP is staggering around on his feet right now…Big Daddy Ace with a powerslam driving DDP in to the steel grading…
Rhino:Alan Matthews just nailed Megumi Kudo with a clothesline from behind…
Mark:Dead Eye Alan Matthews is backing Megumi Kudo up in to the corner…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is putting Megumi Kudo up on the top rope…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is in trouble…
Rhino:Dead Eye is now climbing up the top rope…
Mark:I dont think he is done…
Rhino:No he isnt as he is now climbing up the to the top of the chamber…
Mark:Alan Matthews is pulling Megumi Kudo up on the top of the chamber with him…
Rhino:This is going to get real interesting…
(Crowd:5…4…3…2…1…Fireworks go off in the chamber)
Rhino:I think we know who this is going to be…
Mark:The Game is the final man to enter the chamber…
Rhino:Stone Cold is getting up on to his feet and Triple H ran him over with a clothesline…
Mark:Triple H is now mounting Stone Cold and hammering him with straight right hands…
Rhino:Alan Matthews has Megumi Kudo setup on the top of that chamber…
Mark:Here it comes… POWERBOMB! NO! MEGUMI KUDO WITH A HURRICANRANNA TO ALAN MATTHEWS OFF THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER!
Rhino:OH MY GOD!
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a Hurricanranna off the top of the chamber right down in to the barbed wire pit…
Rhino:Alan Matthews looks to be out of it…
Mark:Megumi Kudo rolls on top of Alan Matthews in the barbed wire… As she goes for the cover 1…………………..2…………………3………. SHE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Alan Matthews has been eliminated…
Rhino:Officials are trying to get Alan Matthews out of the chamber as he is trapped in the barbed wire…
Mark:Triple H whips Stone Cold off in to the ropes… Reversal by Austin… Lou Thez Press!
Rhino:Stone Cold is following it up with right hands…
Mark:Stone Cold gets up and connects with a big elbow…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin spins him around… Kick to the midsection… STUNNER! NO! Triple H pushes him off in to the ropes… Austin comes off the ropes… Spinebuster!
Rhino:Triple H drilled him in to the mat…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops up DDP… DDP slides off the shoulder of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:DDP shoves him close to the chamber…
Mark:DDP goes for a clothesline… Big Daddy Ace ducks out of the way…
Rhino:DDP ran right in the glass chamber wall…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace lines him up… SPEAR THROUGH THE GLASS CHAMBER WALL!
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:Glass is everyone as Big Daddy Ace just speared the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is back up and is standing on the top rope…
Mark:Triple H turns around… Crossbody! By Megumi Kudo… Heres the cover 1…………………2………3……NO! Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Both Kudo and Triple H are back up…
Mark:Megumi Kudo charges with a spin kick… Triple H ducked the kick…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo gets back up on to her feet…
Mark:Knee Buster by Triple H… Megumi Kudo is spinning around and Triple H clotheslines her over the ropes and on to the steel grading of the chamber floor…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now pulling DDP out of the glass…
Mark:Both Big Daddy Ace and DDP are really cut up…
Rhino:DDP is staggering back up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:DDP is out…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1………………2……………..3…… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Diamond Dallas Page has been eliminated…
Rhino:We are down to four EWA Superstars left in the chamber…
Mark:Triple H just picked up the steel chair…
Rhino:Stone Cold is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steel Meets Skull! As Triple H lays out Stone Cold with that chair shot…
Rhino:Triple H isnt done…
Mark:The Game kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
Rhino:Stone Cold isnt moving…
Mark:Triple H turns him over and goes for the cover 1……………………2……………3……..HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Steve Austin has been eliminated…
Rhino:We are now down to three EWA Superstars…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace just pulled down a 2×4 from the side of the chamber wall…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is back in the ring…
Mark:Triple H turns around and gets laid out with the 2×4…
Rhino:The Game is staggering back up on to his feet by the ropes…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges and clotheslines him over the top rope with the 2×4…
Rhino:Triple H got hit with the 2×4 and then hit the steel hard… Not a good combination…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is getting back up on her feet… Big Daddy Ace turns around… Springboard Dropkick! By Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:She connected with that dropkick…
Mark:Megumi Kudo covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………..2………………3…..NO! Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up…
Mark:Running Bulldog on to the Steel Chair! By Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo dropped him face first in to the steel chair…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with another cover 1……………………2…………..3…..NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is trying to push himself back up… Megumi Kudo charges and leaps off the back of Big Daddy Ace and connects with a crossbody on to Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H caught her in midair…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is in trouble now… Triple H drives Megumi Kudo back first in to the steel chains of the chamber…
Rhino:Triple H isnt done…
Mark:Running Powerslam by Triple H driving Megumi Kudo right on the steel…Triple H now covers Megumi Kudo 1………………….2………………….3…..NO! Megumi Kudo gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:That was really close…
Mark:Lookout… SPEAR BY BIG DADDY ACE OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Rhino:Triple H forgot about Big Daddy Ace and he just got speared out of his boots…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a cover on Triple H 1……………………2…………….3………..NO! Triple H got his shoulder up…
Rhino:All three EWA Superstars are doing whatever it takes to become the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace throws Triple H back in to the ring…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace kicks her in the midsection… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Megumi Kudo counters out…Kick to the midsection… Megumi Kudo hooks up Ace as she runs the cage wall… TORNADO DDT! By Megumi Kudo…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo just dropped Big Daddy Ace on his head on the steel…
Mark:Megumi Kudo covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………….2………..3………. SHE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Big Daddy Ace has been eliminated…
Rhino:We are now down to Two… Megumi Kudo and Triple H…
Mark:Megumi Kudo crawls back in to the ring…
Rhino:Triple H goes right after her…
Mark:Right hands by Triple H as he backs Megumi Kudo up in to the corner… Irish Whip by Triple H… Reversal and Triple H goes in to the corner…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now backing up and lining up Triple H…
Mark:Shinning Wizard!
Rhino:Triple H is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog! Right down on to the steel chair…
Rhino:The EWA World Champion could have him right now…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a cover 1……………………….2……………..3……..NO! Triple H just got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is now climbing up to the top rope…
Mark:Triple H just got back up and stopped her in her tracks…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo is in trouble now…
Mark:Powerbomb Out of the Corner! No! Megumi Kudo escapes… School Girl 1………………………2………………3…………NO! Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo just grabbed the Singapore cane…
Mark:Both superstars are up… Singapore Cane Shot! Connects…
Rhino:She just laid out The Game with that shot…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with another cover 1…………………2………………..3………NO! Triple H kicks out again…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo goes to the outside and is pulling a bag down from the chamber wall…
Mark:Megumi Kudo opens up the bag and she is dumping it out…
Rhino:Its Thumbtacks!
Mark:The Game is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo has something in mind…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a kick to the midsection… DDT! No! The Game Counters… SPINEBUSTER IN TO THE THUMBTACKS!
Rhino:Megumi Kudo’s back is full of thumbtacks…
Mark:Triple H falls on top of Megumi Kudo 1…………………2………………..3…………NO! Megumi Kudo got her shoulder up…
Rhino:Triple H goes to the outside and he has found something he likes…
Mark:Triple H has the Sledgehammer…
Rhino:This could be the end for Megumi Kudo…
Mark:Triple H is back in the ring…As Megumi Kudo staggers up on to her feet…
Rhino:The Game is lining her up…
Mark:Triple H charges… Side Step… Drop Toe Hold in to the Thumbtacks…
Rhino:Megumi Kudo just dropped Triple H right in to the tacks…
Mark:Megumi Kudo covers Triple H 1………………….2……………..3………NO! Triple H gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:She thought she had him…
Mark:Megumi Kudo gets back up…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Megumi Kudo with a kick to the midsection… Kudodome Driver! No!
Rhino:She couldn’t get him up…
Mark:Triple H with a couple of shots to the midsection and follows it up with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Game now grabs the Sledgehammer…
Mark:Megumi Kudo staggers back up on to her feet… SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT!
Rhino:What a Shot!
Mark:Megumi Kudo looks to be out of it… Triple H with the cover 1……………………2…………….3…….NO! ITS NOT OVER YET!
Rhino:Triple H thought she was done after that shot…
Mark:Megumi Kudo is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Triple H has an idea in mind…
Mark:Triple H with a kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE IN TO THE THUMBTACKS!
Rhino:That has to be it…
Mark:Triple H with the cover 1…………………….2…………….3………… NEW CHAMPION!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA World Hevayweight Champion TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game is once again the EWA World Champion…
Mark:The King of Kings is back on his throne… The Road to Glory Has Begun… Two Months til the Biggest Show of the Year… What will happen from now til then… Who Knows? But the Road has Begun… As Triple H is once again the New EWA World Heavyweight Champion! Good Night Everyone!
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