Saturday Night Torture 01-19-08

Mark:Welcome to the Home of the New Jersey Devils… Welcome to the Prudential Center here in Newark, NJ… Welcome to Saturday Night Torture… Tonight Rhino we will find out who will challenge Triple H for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Rhino:It will be Dangerous D and Big Daddy Ace squaring off to find out which man will have the right to challenge The Game for the Title…

Mark:Triple H will be the referee in that match up so who knows which way he will call it… Also here tonight the EWA Television Championship will be on the line when Christian Cage puts the gold on the line against Mike Smith…

Rhino:Christian Cage is out to prove that he is the Master of TLC and tonight it will be a Tables Match when he defends the gold against Mike Smith…

Mark:Plus the EWA Total Impact Championship is on the line when Justin Credible defends the title for the first time against Steele…

Rhino:Steele is coming off a big win last week when he defeated Judas Mesias… We will see if he can continue to build his momentum as he tries to dethrone Justin Credible…

Mark:The Fate of the EWA Womens Championship will be decided here tonight… So lets not waste any time and lets send it down to the ring for our opening contest…

B-Lunt vs Azrael

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for One Fall… Introducing first…From Brick City, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… B-LUNT!

(“Blackout” plays as B-Lunt enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… Weighing in at 336 Pounds… AZRAEL!

(“Chopins Death March” plays as Azrael enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… B-Lunt goes right after Azrael nailing him with Straight Right Hands…

Rhino:Azrael just shoved B-Lunt backwards in to the ropes…

Mark:B-Lunt charges and dives at Azrael… Azrael catches B-Lunt and lifts him up high in the air…

Rhino:Where is he going to toss him?

Mark:Azrael drops B-Lunt straight down to the mat and B-Lunt hits the mat hard…

Rhino:You can see B-Lunt is in some pain at the moment after that move…

Mark:B-Lunt staggers back up on to his feet… Azrael hooks him up… Gutbuster!

Rhino:Azrael continues to knock the wind right out of B-Lunt right now…

Mark:Azrael goes for the cover on B-Lunt 1…………………..2…………………….B-Lunt gets hi shoulder up…

Rhino:B-Lunt is staggering up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Azrael charges… Running Clothesline! Missed! As B-Lunt moved out of the way…

Rhino:Azrael is now staggering out of the corner…

Mark:B-Lunt scores with a clothesline…

Rhino:Azrael is still up on his feet…

Mark:B-Lunt hooks up Azrael… Jawbreaker!

Rhino:Azrael looks dazed and confused at the moment…

Mark:B-Lunt heads up quickly to the top rope… Missle Dropkick! Connects by B-Lunt…

Rhino:That got Azrael right off of his feet…

Mark:B-Lunt with the cover on Azrael 1……………………..2…………………….3………NO! Azrael kicks out…

Rhino:So close right there…

Mark:Right now B-Lunt is waiting for Azrael to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Azrael still looks dazed…

Mark:B-Lunt hooks up Azrael… DDT!

Rhino:B-Lunt could have him right here and now…

Mark:B-Lunt with another cover on Azrael 1……………………2………………..3…….NO! Azrael kicks out one more time…

Rhino:Azrael is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:B-Lunt charges… Azrael ducks the clothesline and now kicks B-Lunt in the midsection…

Rhino:Azrael is hooking him up…

Mark:Azrael has him setup… PURGATORY’S GATE! NO! B-Lunt escapes… Azrael turns around… BRICK CITY STUNNER!

Rhino:He could have him right here and now…

Mark:B-Lunt with the cover on Azrael 1……………………2……………3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner B-LUNT!

Rhino:B-Lunt picks up a win in his first match up in a few weeks here in the EWA and starts his 2008 off the right way…

Mark:B-Lunt victorious here tonight and still to come… Dangerous D and Big Daddy Ace will battle for a shot at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… But right now its back to the ring for more EWA Action…

Wyld Fyre vs Kamikaze

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 267 Pounds… KAMIKAZE!

(“Here Comes The Boom” plays as Kamikaze enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The State of California… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… WYLD FYRE!

(“Bawitdaba” plays as Kamikaze enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… WyldFyre locks up with Kamikaze in the center of the ring… WyldFyre backs Kamikaze up in to the ropes with a couple of straight right hands… WyldFyre whips Kamikaze off in to the ropes… Running Spear!

Rhino:Nice move right there to take Kamikaze off his feet…

Mark:WyldFyre now gets on top of Kamikaze and nails him with straight right hands…

Rhino:Kamikaze fights him off…

Mark:WyldFyre whips Kamikaze off in to the ropes… Reversal by Kamikaze sending WyldFyre off in to the ropes…WyldFyre comes off the ropes… Dropkick! Connects right in to the face of WyldFyre… Kamikaze goes for the cover 1………………..2………… Kickout by WyldFyre…

Rhino:WyldFyre is making his way back up on to his feet…

Mark:Kamikaze now hooks him up… Backbreaker!

Rhino:WyldFyre is holding on to his back…

Mark:Kamikaze goes for the cover on WyldFyre 1……………………2……………… WyldFyre gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:Right now WyldFyre is struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Kamikaze hooks up WyldFyre… Piledriver!

Rhino:WyldFyre was just dropped right on his head…

Mark:Kamikaze goes for another cover 1………………2………….3…No! WyldFyre gets his shoulder up again…

Rhino:WyldFyre is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:WyldFyre staggers around… Kamikaze hooks him up… Suplex! No! Countered… Small Package 1………………2……………3……….. HE GOT HIM!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner WYLDFYRE!

Rhino:WyldFyre steals a victory here tonight at Saturday Night Torture…

Mark:WyldFyre with the quick upset win over Kamikaze here tonight… As still to come Justin Credible will defend the EWA Total Impact Championship for the first time against Steele…But now its back to the ring for more action…

Zion vs The Undertaker

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Death Valley… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Paul Bearer…THE UNDERTAKER!

(“Graveyard” plays as The Undertaker enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 321 Pounds… Representing The Wolfpac… Accompanied to the ring by Marcus Labruz & JaRek… ZION!

(“Crashing Down” plays as Zion enters the arena…)

Mark:Here we go… The Undertaker and Zion lock eyes in the center of the ring…

Rhino:These are two big men right now that are face to face in the center of the ring…

Mark:Zion nails The Undertaker with a straight right hand… The Undertaker comes back with a straight right hand of his own as well… Zion goes for another right hand… Blocked by The Undertaker who now kicks Zion in the midsection and starts nailing him in the midsection with right hands…

Rhino:The Undertaker is really scoring with shots right to the ribs…

Mark:The Undertaker backs Zion up in to the corner and is now driving his shoulder in to the midsection of Zion…

Rhino:The Undertaker is really focusing in on that midsection of Zion…

Mark:The Undertaker whips Zion off in to the farside corner… The Undertakers charges right in and scores with a running clothesline…

Rhino:Right now Zion is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:The Undertaker hooks him up… Side Walk Slam!

Rhino:That was a Big Side Walk Slam right there by The Deadman…

Mark:The Undertaker with the cover on Zion 1…………………..2…………………..Zion kicks out…

Rhino:Zion is now making his way back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Undertaker kicks him hard in the midsection and now grabs him by the neck…

Rhino:Chokeslam Coming Up…

Mark:Chokeslam! No! Zion blocks and nails The Undertaker right in the head with elbows… Zion goes behind The Undertaker… Full Nelson Slam!

Rhino:Zion just drove The Undertaker straight in to the mat…

Mark:Labruz & JaRek watch on from ringside as Zion covers The Undertaker 1…………………….2………………Kickout by The Undertaker…

Rhino:Zion is now putting the boots to The Undertaker to keep him on the mat…

Mark:Zion is now hooking up The Undertaker… The Stockades!

Rhino:Zion is really pulling back on his version of a Steiner Recliner…

Mark:The Undertaker looks likes he wants to tap out…

Rhino:Zion continues to pull back on the neck…

Mark:There is no place for The Undertaker to go at the moment…

Rhino:Zion wants The Undertaker to tap…

Mark:The Undertaker isnt giving up as he trying to break up the hold…

Rhino:The Undertaker is trying to power out…

Mark:The Undertaker has Zion up on back and drops him straight back and the Stockades has been broken up by The Undertaker…

Rhino:Both men are down on the mat at the moment…

Mark:Zion is getting back up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Undertaker sits up…

Mark:Zion goes right for a couple of right hands… The Undertaker ducks and opens up on Zion with a couple of right hands…The Undertaker now grabs Zion by the arm and is bringing him over to the corner…

Rhino:Everyone knows what is coming up here…

Mark:Old School! No! Zion pulls on the arm of The Undertaker and The Undertaker gets caught on top rope…

Mark:Zion now grabs The Undertaker by the neck… Double Arm Chokeslam! Driving The Undertaker in to the mat…

Rhino:The Undertaker is in trouble…

Mark:Zion with the cover 1………………………2……………….3……….NO! The Undertaker gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Right now The Undertaker is in some trouble…

Mark:Zion gets behind The Undertaker… High Angled German Suplex!

Rhino:The Undertaker looks to be out of it…

Mark:Zion goes for the cover on The Undertaker 1…………………..2…………………3…….NO! The Undertaker gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:So close right there…

Mark:The Undertaker is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Big Zion waits for the Deadman to get back up…

Mark:Zion gets The Undertaker up on his shoulders… THE KINGDOM! NO! The Undertaker fights off of his shoulders…

Rhino:Big shot right to the midsection of Zion by The Undertaker…

Mark:The Undertaker grabs Zion by the neck… CHOKESLAM!

Rhino:Labruz and JaRek didn’t like seeing that…

Mark:The Undertaker covers Zion 1……………………2…………………3……….NO! Zion gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Zion is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Undertaker scoops up Zion…

Rhino:Tombstone coming up…

Mark:LaBruz up on the apron… The Undertaker drops Zion and goes right after Marcus Labruz and he knocks him right off the apron with a big right hand…

Rhino:Zion is back up…

Mark:Low Blow! By Zion behind the referee’s back…

Rhino:The Undertaker is staggering around…

Mark:Zion gets The Undertaker up on his shoulders… THE KINGDOM!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Zion hooks the leg of the Undertaker 1………………..2…………………..3…………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ZION!

Rhino:Zion picks up the victory here tonight over The Undertaker…

Mark:Marcus Labruz and JaRek are in the ring right now and they are putting a hurting on The Undertaker…

Rhino:Its a three on one attack right now…

Mark:Officials are quickly running down to the ring right now to get these three men out of the ring…

Rhino:The Wolfpac is showing off a different side than we are used to seeing from them…

Mark:They look like they mean business… But right now its time for more EWA Action…

Alan Matthews vs Lance Hoyt vs Dark Demon
*If Lance Hoyt or Dark Demon win they get a shot at the EWA Tag Team Titles

Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Triple Threat Match and is set for One Fall… Introducing first… From Grand Rapids, Mi… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… Dead Eye ALAN MATTHEWS!

(“Miseria Cantare” plays as Alan Matthews in the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Death Valley, Ca… Weighing in at 322 Pounds… Representing The Wolfpac… DARK DEMON!

(“Graveyard” plays in the arena…)

Rhino:Where in the hell is Dark Demon?

Mark:I have no idea…

Rhino:I dont think we are going to see Dark Demon here tonight…

Mark:It doesn’t look like it…

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Hearne, Texas… Weighing in at 290 Pounds… LANCE HOYT!

(“Society Box” plays as Lance Hoyt enters the arena…)

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:From behind Lance Hoyt was just jumped on his way down to the ring…

Rhino:That’s Matt Morgan!

Mark:Matt Morgan just attacked Lance Hoyt and is really putting the boots to Lance Hoyt right now…

Rhino:Why did Matt Morgan attack Lance Hoyt?

Mark:I am not sure… Matt Morgan is really attacking Lance Hoyt at the moment… Matt Morgan picks him up… Chokebomb! Driving Lance Hoyt right down in to the ramp…

Rhino:What is Matt Morgan doing now?

Mark:Matt Morgan rolls Lance Hoyt in to the ring… Alan Matthews picks up Lance Hoyt… DIRECT HIT!

Rhino:Alan Matthews lays out an already knocked out Lance Hoyt…

Mark:Alan Matthews goes for the cover 1………………….2…………………3………ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALAN MATTHEWS!

Rhino:Thanks to Matt Morgan… Alan Matthews picks up the victory here tonight…

Mark:Jimmy Rave is coming down to help up Lance Hoyt…

Rhino:Christy Hemme is up on the entrance ramp…

Mark:I was surprised that she wasn’t out here for this match up…

Rhino:So was I…

Mark:Matt Morgan is on the ramp… Christy Hemme and Matt Morgan are making out on to the top of the ramp…

Rhino:What The Hell? I Thought she was with Lance Hoyt…

Mark:Christy Hemme now just pulled out Two Pieces of Paper and is looking right at Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave…

Rhino:That looks to be their contracts…

Mark:Christy Hemme just ripped up the contracts of Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave…

Rhino:I guess that’s her way of getting rid of those two men…

Mark:It looks like Matt Morgan is going to be a force to be dealt with here in the EWA… As we now get set for more action…

Austin Aries vs The Rock

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Milwaukee, Wisconsin… Weighing in at 202 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…AUSTIN ARIES!

(“Personal Jesus” plays as Austin Aries enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!

(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)

Mark:The Rock is about to enter the ring and Austin Aries nails him with a running dropkick knocking him off the apron…

Rhino:That caught The Rock off guard…

Mark:Austin Aries with a Heat Seeking Missle as he dives right through the bottom and middle ropes right on to The Rock…

Rhino:Look at Austin Aries just take it to The Rock here in the early going…

Mark:The Rock gets rolled back in to the ring by Austin Aries…

Rhino:The Rock is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Austin Aries is on the apron… The Rock turns around…Springboard Clothesline!

Rhino:Nice clothesline right there by Austin Aries…

Mark:Austin Aries now covers The Rock 1…………………..2……………… The Rock kicks out…

Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Springboard Back Elbow! By Austin Aries as he lays out The Rock… Austin Aries goes for another cover on The Rock 1………………..2……………….Kickout by The Rock…

Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Austin Aries charges at The Rock… Monkey Flip! No! The Rock holds on to the ropes and Austin Aries’s head bounces off the mat…

Rhino:The Rock now putting the boots to Austin Aries…

Mark:The Rock is picking up Austin Aries and backs him up in to the corner… The Rock with a couple of straight right hands to Austin Aries… The Rock whips Austin Aries in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Austin Aries is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Running Clothesline! By The Rock laying out Austin Aries… The Rock covers Austin Aries 1……………………..2…………….. Austin Aries kicks out…

Rhino:Austin Aries is getting back up on to his feet slowly…

Mark:The Rock hooks up Austin Aries and connects with a vertical suplex… The Rock goes for the cover on Austin Aries 1…………………….2…………….. Austin Aries gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The Rock is now waiting for Austin Aries to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Rock with a right hand and now whips Austin Aries off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop! No! Crucifix Pin! By Austin Aries 1…………………….2………………..3…….No! The Rock kicks out…

Rhino:Both men are getting back up on to their feet…

Mark:The Rock charges with a clothesline… Austin Aries ducks the clothesline…Backslide! 1………………….2……………..3…….No! The Rock kicks out again…

Rhino:The Rock staggers back up on to his feet…

Mark:Running Enziguri by Austin Aries and that knocks The Rock off of his feet…

Rhino:Austin Aries goes to the outside of the ring on the ring apron…

Mark:Slingshot Corkscrew Splash! Connects!

Rhino:Austin Aries could have The Rock right here…

Mark:Austin Aries with the cover 1………………………..2…………………..3…………NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:So close right there…

Mark:The Rock staggers back up on to his feet in the corner… Austin Aries charges… Shinning Wizard!

Rhino:The Rock is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Austin Aries hooks up The Rock… BRAINBUSTER!

Rhino:The Rock was just dropped right on his head…

Mark:Austin Aries covers The Rock 1……………………….2…………………3……………NO! The Rock kicks out…

Rhino:So close… Austin Aries is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Austin Aries is going to fly… 450 Splash! NO! The Rock moves out of the way…

Rhino:The Rock got out of the way at the very last second…

Mark:Austin Aries is now staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:The Rock has him setup…

Mark:ROCK BOTTOM!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:The Rock covers Austin Aries 1……………………2………………..3…………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!

Rhino:The Rock is starting to build up momentum as he picks up his second win here in 2008…

Mark:Well its time for…

(“The Answer” hits over the PA System as the crowd begins cheering loudly.. William McConnell makes his way out from the back carrying the women’s championship in his hand. He steps into the ring and grabs a mic)

McConnell: Well, boys and girls.. I’ve done a lot of thinking.. I’ve deliberated and I’ve come to a decision regarding this, the coveted EWA Women’s Championship. Now, if you don’t already know, Morgan Alvertez has been stripped of the belt. Tonight, after many hours of trying to figure out what we were going to do, I have decided to do something that was once done to me.. So ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce Alexis Laree.

(“Downfall” hits over the PA System as Alexis makes her way to the ring..)

McConnell: Now, Alexis, I’ve asked you to come down to the ring because this decision directly affects you. You are, currently, the number one contender for this championship, and in your path, you’ve taken down numerous women who have battle for the chance to get this belt. With that said, I look at you and I see someone that I can make this decision about without any worries.. Ms. Laree.. I would like to present you with this belt as I name YOU.. The NEW.. EWA Women’s Cham-

(“All Grown Up” plays in the arena…)

Rhino:Whats that music?

Mark:It sounds familiar…

Rhino:Oh My God!

Mark:ITS STEPHANIE MCMAHON!

Rhino:What in the world is she doing here…

Mark:It looks like she has something to say…

Stephanie:Wait one second there McConnell… As you will not be naming ANYONE as the New EWA Womens Champion here tonight…

Rhino:What? Alexis deserves to be Womens Champion…

Stephanie:You see for the last few weeks I have been watching what has been going on here in the EWA… Especially when it came to Ms. Laree over there and I heard her talk about she is the Best Female in this Business… And that’s where she is SO WRONG! As you see the Best and Most Dominant Female in this business is not named Alexis Laree… Her Name is STEPHANIE McMAHON!

Crowd:Slut…Slut…Slut!

Stephanie:Which is why I am here to finally bring some Class and Respect to the EWA Womens Championship… As afterall… I am a McMahon… Which is why I went to my brother Shane… And he has decided that instead of aborting my requests… Like some other matches we have seen… He has signed a match for Nightmare on EWA Boulevard… As it will be Alexis Laree vs Me… Stephanie McMahon… For the EWA Womens Championship!

Rhino:Big Match right there…

Mark:It sure is…

Stephanie:I promise you Alexis that you will learn that the BITCH IS BACK!

Mark:It looks like it will be Stephanie McMahon and Aleis Laree for the EWA Womens Championship at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Rhino:I cant wait for that one…

Mark:As we right now send it back to the ring for more action…

Lone Jobber vs JaRek

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Atlantic City, Nj… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… Representing The Wolfpac and Accompanied to the ring by Jessi Ricks, Marcus LaBruz & Zion… JAREK!

(“You’re Ever So Inviting” plays as JaRek enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway…Lone Jobber walks right up to the bigger JaRek and slaps him right across the face and he follows it up with a couple of chops right across the chest…

Rhino:JaRek is being backed up in to the ropes by Lone Jobber…

Mark:Lone Jobber whips JaRek off in to the ropes… Reversal by JaRek… Lone Jobber now comes off the ropes… JaRek goes for a clothesline… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes and scores with a crossbody block and that took JaRek off of his feet and now the cover 1……………..2……….. JaRek powers out…

Rhino:JaRek is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber charges and connects with a spin heel kick and it knocks JaRek backwards towards the ropes…

Rhino:Here comes Lone Jobber again…

Mark:Running Dropkick and El Presidente knocks JaRek over the top rope and to the outside out of the ring…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is coming out firing and it is frustrating JaRek…

Mark:Incoming! Lone Jobber launches himself over the top rope but JaRek catches Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble…

Mark:JaRek rams Lone Jobber back first in to the steel ring post…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is hurting now…

Mark:JaRek scoops up and slams Lone Jobber straight down to the ground on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:JaRek now rolls Lone Jobber back in to the ring…

Mark:Lone Jobber tries to pull himself back up on to his feet…JaRek hooks him up and scores with a backbreaker…

Rhino:JaRek doesn’t let him go and we have seen this before from JaRek…

Mark:JaRek hooks him up and connects with the second backbreaker…

Rhino:One more is coming…

Mark:Triple Backbreaker! Connects as JaRek lays out Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is in a lot of pain at the moment…

Mark:JaRek covers Lone Jobber 1………………………2…………………….Lone Jobber kicks out…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is holding on to his back as he tries to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:JaRek now hooks up Lone Jobber… Bear Hug!

Rhino:JaRek is looking to squeeze the life right out of El Presidente…

Mark:JaRek really presses in on the back of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber seems to be fading away from the pressure being applied with the Bear Hug from JaRek…

Mark:JaRek really has it locked in at the moment…

Rhino:The referee is checking on Lone Jobber…

Mark:The referee lifts the arm up of Lone Jobber and it drops for the first time…

Rhino:The referee is checking it again…

Mark:The Arm goes up and it goes down for the second time…

Rhino:One more time and this match up is over…

Mark:The referee lifts his arm up and it DOESNT drop… As Lone Jobber is fighting back…

Rhino:The crowd is getting behind the Most Valuable Wrestler of 2007 as voted on by the fans of the EWA…

Mark:Lone Jobber rakes the eyes of JaRek and breaks up the Bear Hug…

Rhino:Lone Jobber still appears to be hurting…

Mark:Lone Jobber with right hands to JaRek… Lone Jobber kicks JaRek in to the midsection and now Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Back Drop… No… DDT! By Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber just dropped JaRek head first in to the mat…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1……………………….2……………..JaRek kicks out…

Rhino:JaRek is now staggering up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Lone Jobber charges and scores with a running knee…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now hooking up JaRek…

Mark:Tornado DDT! No! JaRek pushes him off…

Rhino:Lone Jobber lands on his feet…

Mark:BIG BOOT! By JaRek laying out El Presidente…

Rhino:He took his head off with that shot…

Mark:JaRek goes for the cover 1………………………..2………………3………NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:One Arm SPINEBUSTER! By JaRek…

Rhino:That has to be it…As Lone Jobber looks to be out of it right now…

Mark:JaRek with the cover 1…………………………2…………………..3……………NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:JaRek really thought he had Lone Jobber right there…

Mark:JaRek is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet….

Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up…

Mark:JaRek has him setup… DA WRECK! NO! Lone Jobber counters out… LOW CARD KICK!

Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…

Mark:Lone Jobber falls on top of JaRek 1…………………………..2……………………3…………. ITS NOT OVER!

Rhino:JaRek barely got his shoulder up at the last second…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now eyeing up JaRek…

Rhino:JaRek is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Lone Jobber charges… THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Lone Jobber with the cover 1………………….2………….Marcus Labruz just came in to the ring and attacked the referee…

Rhino:Zion is in the ring as well…

Mark:Zion and Marcus LaBruz are stomping away at Lone Jobber at the moment…

Rhino:The referee has called for the bell…

Mark:JaRek is back up on to his feet and now Zion and JaRek whip Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Double Spinebuster!

Rhino:El Presidente has been laid out by this Wolfpac Trio…

Mark:The Wolfpac just sent a message to El Presidente Lone Jobber it seems…

Rhino:It seems that victory wasn’t as important as sending a message…

Mark:It does seem that way and Lone Jobber now knows that The Wolfpac has indeed arrived and they mean business… As we now get set for the EWA Total Impact Championship to be up for grabs…

EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Justin Credible(c) vs Steele

Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for One Fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing The Wolfpac… STEELE!

(“Headstrong” plays as Steele enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Ozone Park, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… JUSTIN CREDIBLE!

(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… Steele and Justin Credible lock up in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Both men are battling for position right now…

Mark:Justin Credible backs Steele up in to the ropes… The referee tells them to make a clean break and Justin Credible slaps Steele right across the face…

Rhino:Justin Credible is really trying to get in to the head of Steele…

Mark:Steele comes charging at Justin Credible… Justin Credible leaps over Steele… Steele comes off the ropes and Justin Credible nails him with a hip toss…

Rhino:Steele is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Justin Credible scoops him up and spins him around and slams him straight down to the mat… Justin Credible now comes off the ropes and drops the elbow right down in to the chest of Steele…

Rhino:Justin Credible is now dragging Steele towards the corner…

Mark:Justin Credible charges in… Running Knee! Missed as Steele moved out of the way…

Rhino:Justin Credible got nothing but turnbuckle right there…

Mark:Steele now grabs the right leg of Justin Credible… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!

Rhino:That was smart of Steele right there to go right after the leg that hit the turnbuckle hard…

Mark:Steele now grabs Justin Credible by the leg and drives him knee first straight in to the mat… One more time Steele drives the right leg of Justin Credible in to the canvas…

Rhino:Steele is really picking apart Justin Credible at the moment…

Mark:Steele drags Justin Credible in to the center of the ring… Boston Crab! Is now being locked in on Justin Credible…

Rhino:Steele is sitting back and putting the pressure on Justin Credible…

Mark:Justin Credible is trying to crawl to the ropes so he can break the hold…

Rhino:Justin Credible is getting to the ropes…

Mark:Steele tries to stop him from getting to the ropes but Justin Credible is able to reach out and grab the ropes…

Rhino:The hold is broken but Steele has done the damage to the right leg of Steele…

Mark:Justin Credible is limping around as he gets back up on to his feet…Steele grabs Justin Credible by the leg and he steps over and drives all of his weight right down on to the right leg of Justin Credible…

Rhino:Steele is making sure to continue to go right after the leg of Justin Credible…

Mark:Steele brings Justin Credible in to the middle of the ring… Figure Four! No! Justin Credible blocks and pushes Steele in to the corner…

Rhino:Justin Credible is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steele charges at him… Justin Credible with a side step and a drop toe hold… STF!

Rhino:Justin Credible is trying to pull back on the neck of Steele right now…

Mark:Steele is trying to get to the ropes…

Rhino:Justin Credible continues to pull back on the neck of Steele…

Mark:Steele is looking like he wants to tap out as he continues to struggle to get to the ropes…

Rhino:I think Steele could tap out right here…

Mark:Steele arm reaches out and he is able to grab the ropes and now the hold is broken…

Rhino:Justin Credible is trying to get feeling back in to his leg…

Mark:Steele is getting back up slowly… Justin Credible opens up on him with right hands…Justin Credible kicks him in the midsection… DDT!

Rhino:Justin Credible is now rolling to the outside of the ring and is bringing a steel chair in to the ring…

Mark:Justin Credible is now lining up Steele… Steel meets Steel and Skull…

Rhino:The referee is checking on Steele at the moment…

Mark:Justin Credible is now laying out the chair…

Rhino:Steele is getting back up on to his feet slowly…

Mark:Justin Credible has him setup… THATS INCREDIBLE! NO! Steele escapes out…

Rhino:Steele picks up the Steel Chair…

Mark:Steele nails Justin Credible right in the leg with the Steel Chair…

Rhino:Justin Credible is in pain right now…

Mark:Steele is now dragging Justin Credible in to the center of the ring…Scorpion Death Lock!

Rhino:Justin Credible is in trouble…

Mark:Steele is really sitting back on Justin Credible…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is on the verge of losing his gold right now…

Mark:Steele continues to put his weight down on Justin Credible…

Rhino:The Champion looks like he wants to tap out…

Mark:Justin Credible is trying to crawl towards the ropes…

Rhino:Justin Credible is getting close to the ropes…

Mark:Justin Credible reaches for the ropes… Steele pulls him back in to the center of the ring…

Rhino:We are seconds away from a new EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Justin Credible is on the verge of tapping out…

Rhino:Steele is really trying to hold him off from getting to the ropes…

Mark:Justin Credible hand is on the mat…

Rhino:Steels is going to be the new champion…

Mark:Justin Credible TAPS THE ROPES.. And now Grabs the ropes and the hold must be broken…

Rhino:Steele was a half a second away from becoming the new EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Steele is now waiting for Justin Credible to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Justin Credible is limping back up on to his feet…

Mark:Steele now kicks Justin Credible in the midsection… The BESSEMER PROCESS! NO! Justin Credible counters…

Rhino:Justin Credible grabs the chair…

Mark:Steel Chair to the Skull!

Rhino:Steele looks o be out on his feet after that shot…

Mark:Justin Credible lays out the chair… THATS INCREDIBLE ON THE STEEL CHAIR!

Rhino:Steele looks to be knocked out…

Mark:The referee checks on Steele… That’s It… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still EWA Total Impact Champion JUSTIN CREDIBLE!

Rhino:Justin Credible survives the challenge of Steele and retains his gold here tonight at Saturday Night Torture…

Mark:Steele gave it his all but it wasn’t his night here tonight… But right now Christian Cage puts the gold on the line against Mike Smith in a tables match and lets send it down to the ring for the introductions…

EWA Television Championship Tables Match
Christian Cage(c) vs Mike Smith

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the TABLES MATCH and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Houston, Texas… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The King of Extreme… MIKE SMITH!

(“Becoming The Bull” plays as Mike Smith enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Canada…. Weighing in at 215 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… CHRISTIAN CAGE!

(“Take Over” plays as Christian Cage enters the arena…)

Mark:Christian and Mike Smith go right at one another as the bell sounds… Christian nails Mike Smith right across the chest with hard chops right across the chest of Mike Smith…

Rhino:Christian Cage is backing Mike Smith up in to the ropes with those chops…

Mark:Christian Cage whips Mike Smith off in to the ropes… Mike Smith comes off the ropes… Christian ducks his head and Mike Smith kicks him right in the head…

Rhino:Christian is spinning around…

Mark:Mike Smith scoops up Christian and puts him up on his shoulder and drives him in to the mat with a Running Powerslam…

Rhino:There are no pinfalls… No Submissions… Only way to win the EWA Television Championship is by putting your opponent through a table…

Mark:Mike Smith pulls Christian back up on to his feet and scores with a couple of right hands backing Christian Cage up in to the corner… Mike Smith with body shots to the EWA Television Champion…Mike Smith sends Christian in to the corner… Mike Smith charges and scores with a big splash…

Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! By The Challenger laying out the champion…

Rhino:Christian Cage is in trouble at the moment…

Mark:Mike Smith right now is heading to the outside of the ring and is bringing a table in to the ring…

Rhino:Well that’s the only way he is going to be able to win the EWA Television Championship…

Mark:The Table has been setup in the ring as Christian gets back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Mike Smith is setting up Christian…

Mark:Mike Smith has Chirstian setup… Powerbomb! No! Christian blocks and nails him with right hands…

Rhino:Christian lands on his feet…

Mark:Reverse DDT! By Christian Cage…

Rhino:Christian just saved his title by escaping the powerbomb attempt from Mike Smith…

Mark:Christian now choking Mike Smith at the moment…

Rhino:Christian is trying to gather himself and plot out his next move…

Mark:Mike Smith is pulling himself back up on to his feet… Christian with hard chops right across the chest of Mike Smith…

Rhino:Christian is moving Mike Smith close to the table…

Mark:Christian goes for a suplex… Blocked by Mike Smith… As Mike Smith counters with a suplex of his own…

Rhino:Mike Smith is now moving the table towards the corner…

Mark:Christian is back up and Mike Smith whips him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!

Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is in trouble…

Mark:Mike Smith is laying Christian out on the table…

Rhino:Mike Smith is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Here it comes… EXTREME SPLASH! NO! Christian Cage moves and Mike Smith goes crashing through the table…

Rhino:Mike Smith hasnt lost as Christian is the one who has to put him through the table…

Mark:Christian is using his foot and stomping right on the throat of Mike Smith…

Rhino:Christian is now picking up Mike Smith…

Mark:Inverted Neckbreaker! By Christian Cage…

Rhino:Christian is now rolling to the outside of the ring and is bringing a table of his own in to the ring…

Mark:Mike Smith is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Christian is setting up the table…

Mark:Mike Smith is back up and Christian sends him off in to the ropes… Reversal by Mike Smith…Christian comes off the ropes… Dropkick! Scores by Mike Smith…

Rhino:Christian Cage is in trouble as he staggers back up on to his feet…

Mark:Mike Smith brings him towards the table…

Rhino:Mike Smith has him setup for the Extreme Bomb…

Mark:Wait a Minute!

Rhino:That’s Crystal Taylor!

Mark:What is she doing here?

Rhino:I thought she left the EWA…

Mark:The referee is distracted by Crystal… CHAIR SHOT! By Christian Taylor to Mike Smith…

Rhino:Christian Taylor… I guess the former partner of Mike Smith just knocked him out…

Mark:Christian Cage mean while rolls Mike Smith on to the table…

Rhino:Crystal & Christian Taylor are leaving the ringside area…

Mark:Christian Cage is on the top rope… FROG SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE! ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion CHRISTIAN CAGE!

Rhino:Christian Cage continues to roll on in the EWA as he keeps the EWA Television Championship…

Mark:It looks like we have seen the end of the partnership of Mike Smith and Christian Taylor… But right now its time for our Main Event…

Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Special Referee-Triple H
Dangerous D vs Big Daddy Ace

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing First… The Special Guest Referee… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Now introducing the Participants… First… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!

(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!

(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)

Mark:Triple H calls for the bell and this match up is underway…

Rhino:Which way will Triple H call this match up is the big question for everyone here tonight…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace and Dangerous D look eye to eye in the center of the ring… Big Daddy Ace scores with the first shot as he lands a right hand…

Rhino:Dangerous D comes back with a right hand of his own…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for another right hand… Dangerous D ducks the right hand and nails Big Daddy Ace with a couple of shots right underneath the jaw…Dangerous D now hooks up Big Daddy Ace and nails him with a Front Face Suplex…

Rhino:Dangerous D is coming right back…

Mark:Running Dropkick right to the face of Big Daddy Ace and now Dangerous D goes for the cover as Triple H makes the count 1………………2………….Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dangerous D pulls Big Daddy Ace in to the center of the ring and he slams him straight down to the canvas… Dangerous D comes off the ropes and connects with a leg drop and goes for another cover 1……………………2……………… Big Daddy Ace kicks out again…

Rhino:Dangerous D is coming right out after Big Daddy Ace as he is bringing the fight to him…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up in the corner and Dangerous D nails him with a couple of more shots right underneath the jaw… Dangerous D whips Big Daddy Ace in to corner…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace reverses it…

Mark:Dangerous D hits the corner and comes staggering out… Back Body Drop by Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Running Clothesline by Big Daddy Ace sending Dangerous D over the top rope to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is going right out after him…

Mark:It seems as though Triple H is letting both men fight it out…

Rhino:I think Triple H would rather see both men beat the hell out of each other so they are weakened for when they face him at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Mark:Good Point right there… On the outside Big Daddy Ace whips Dangerous D hard in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just rolled Dangerous D back in to the ring…

Mark:Dangerous D is pulling himself back up and Big Daddy Ace hooks him up and takes him down with a Side Walk Slam… Big Daddy Ace covers Dangerous D as Triple H makes the count 1…………………..2…………….Kickout by Dangerous D…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is picking Dangerous D back up…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace now scoops up Dangerous D and puts him up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam by the Big Tyme Playa… As he now goes for another cover 1………………………..2………………

Rhino:Triple H just stopped his count for some reason…

Mark:Triple H just pulled out his phone…

Rhino:It looks like The Game just received a phone call…

Mark:Its a weird time to receive a Phone Call dont ya think…

Rhino:I wonder if was one of those strange phone calls a lot of the EWA Superstars have been receiving lately…

Mark:You mean the pointless ones…

Rhino:Yeah…

Mark:Triple H is holding the phone away like someone is yelling and he just closes the phone…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace tells Triple H to focus on the match up going on in here in the EWA Ring and not some pointless Phone Call…

Mark:Dangerous D is getting back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace hooks up Dangerous D… Michinoku Driver! By Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace pulling out all of the stops as he pulls out the Michinoku Driver here tonight…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Dangerous D 1……………………..2…………………3………..NO! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up says Triple H…

Rhino:That was close…

Mark:Dangerous D is now staggering up on to his feet in the corner…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is eyeing him up…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR! NO! Dangerous D moved and Big Daddy Ace gets nothing but turnbuckle…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is spinning around…

Mark:Dangerous DDT! By Dangerous D…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace could be in trouble right here…

Mark:Dangerous D with the cover as Triple H makes the count 1…………………………..2……………………3………..NO! Big Daddy Ace gets gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The count has been fair but both men have been upset as they have thought they have had both men…

Mark:Dangerous D slams Triple H down to the canvas…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Swanton Bomb! Connects! Right down to Big Daddy Ace…

Rhino:Dangerous D could have him right here and now…

Mark:Dangerous D with the cover as The Game makes the count here 1……………………..2……………………..3………NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up once again…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up… Dangerous D sets him up… Stunner! No! Big Daddy Ace shoves him off in to the ropes… Dangerous D comes off the ropes… SPEAR!

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got all of that spear…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg and Triple H makes the count 1…………………………..2……………………3………… ITS NOT OVER!

Rhino:Dangerous D got his shoulder up just before Triple H’s hand hit the mat for the three…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace looks at Triple H and is telling him to count faster…

Rhino:Triple H is saying he is calling it as he sees it…

Mark:Dangerous D is now staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:I think Big Daddy Ace is looking to end it right here and now…

Mark:Dangerous D is back up… Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Dangerous D lands on his feet… STUNNER!

Rhino:Dangerous D just saved himself and may have the victory right here…

Mark:Dangerous D hooks the leg 1……………………….2………………….3…………. NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up one more time…

Rhino:So very close…

Mark:Dangerous D is dragging Big Daddy Ace towards the corner…

Rhino:Dangerous D is heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:Here it comes… D BOMB! CONNECTS!

Rhino:Dangerous D is on his way to Nightmare on EWA Boulevard to fight for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:Dangerous D with the cover as The Game begins the count 1………………………….2…………………….3…………….ITS NOT OVER!

Rhino:What?!?

Mark:Big Daddy Ace got his foot on the rope…

Rhino:Dangerous D can not believe it and he is really telling Triple H off at the moment…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is pulling himself back up on to his feet… Dangerous D scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…

Rhino:Dangerous D is heading back up on to the top rope…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up on to his feet and stops Dangerous D in his tracks on the top rope…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now fighting with Dangerous D on the top rope…

Mark:Superplex! No! Dangerous D blocks…

Rhino:Dangerous D is trying to knock Big Daddy Ace off the top rope…

Mark:Suplex! Blocked! Big Daddy Ace hooks up Dangerous D… ACE CRUSHER FROM THE TOP ROPE!

Rhino:Oh My God!

Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Dangerous D 1……………………….2………………………..3………… ITS NOT OVER!

Rhino:WHAT!?!

Mark:Big Daddy Ace can not believe it…

Rhino:Triple H said Dangerous D got his shoulder up at the very last second…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace just told Triple H to count faster…

Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Dangerous D to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Where is Triple H going?

Rhino:He just went to the outside of the ring for something…

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now setting up Dangerous D…

Rhino:Triple H is back in the ring and he has the Sledgehammer…

Mark:SLEDGEHAMMER RIGHT TO BIG DADDY ACE!

Rhino:WHAT THE HELL!

Mark:Triple H just knocked out Big Daddy Ace with the Sledgehammer…

Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering around and just saw what happened…

Mark:Triple H just told Dangerous D to go for the cover… SLEDGEHAMMER TO DANGEROUS D!

Rhino:Triple H has just knocked out both men who are fighting to get a shot at his EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:Triple H is now counting both men out…

Rhino:This aint right at all…

Mark:The Game has gone on a power trip as he continues to make the count…

Rhino:The Game is up to Eight…

Mark:Nine and Ten… Neither man has moved as Triple H just counted both men out as he calls for the bell…

Rhino:Now it looks like Triple H is going to make the announcement…

HHH:Ahem… Ladies and Gentlemen… The Referee… Me… Has Counted both men out and there for… NEITHER DANGEROUS D or BIG DADDY ACE… Will be fighting me for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard…

Rhino:Can he do this?

Mark:He was the referee…

HHH:So everyone go home… Because there will be no restart… There will be no redo… As The Referee’s Decision is FI…

(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell walks out on to the stage…)

McConnell: Woah, woah, WOAH.. Triple H, I know you’re scared, I know that defending your title makes you worry.. But this is NOT how we’re gonna let this contest go down.. Now you may think that both men just lost, but I think both men just WON.. And what that means, Triple H.. Is that at Nightmare On EWA Boulevard.. You defend your EWA World Heavyweight Championship against DANGEROUS D.. And.. BIG.. DADDY.. ACE!

Rhino:What a Main Event That is going to be…

Mark:Triple H defends against Both Men at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard… Can The King keep his Gold? We will find out at Nightmare on EWA Boulevard… GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!

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