Halloween Hellraiser 2008

Mark:We are live in the City of Champions… We are live in Philadelphia, Pa for Halloween Hellraiser… Decked out in our most scariest costumes… Tonight we have a huge night of action for everyone… Dont we Rhino…

Rhino:Yes we do… All of the titles in the EWA will be on the line… Including the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…

Mark:William McConnell defends the EWA World Title against J-Twisted… In a Trick or Treat Match…

Rhino:Will J-Twisted be able to cash in on his Number One Contendership and leave Halloween Hellraiser as World Champion? We will find out tonight…

Mark:Also tonight we will settle two disputed situations… When first Shawn Michaels defends the EWA Television Championship against Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:After what happened a few weeks ago we will see if Troy “The Rampage” Joseph can leave here tonight as the new EWA Television Champion…

Mark:Last week they knocked each other out and tonight they will try to cover each other in blood when Subway defends the EWA Total Impact Championship against Lone Jobber…

Rhino:That should be an interesting match up…

Mark:Right now we are expecting the arrival of the EWA Vice President Shane McMahon…

Kent: I’m out here in the parking lot, awaiting the arrival of Shane McMahon. I want to get some words from him before tonight’s event.

(A limo with an eWa license plate pulls into the parking lot.)

Kent: Here we go, this has to be Shane McMahon. Hopefully he’ll give me some time to discuss tonight’s Pay Per View.

(Kent walks up to the limo as the door opens up)

Kent: Shane, a few words with–

(The camera zooms out as the man exits the limo. It’s not Shane McMahon, but it’s Big Daddy Ace)

Kent: Ace! What are you doing here? I thought you retired?

Big Daddy Ace: I did, dipshit. If you paid one iota of attention, you would remember that I didn’t get to say my goodbyes. I kind of, disappeared.

Kent: Ok, so you’re here to say your goodbyes?

Big Daddy Ace: Did I stutter? Now move your bitchass out of my way, I got some people to talk to.

(Ace walks away from Kent as he stares in amazement. After a few moments, another limo pulls in, this time carrying Shane McMahon. He walks right by Kent without Kent saying a word)

Mark:Big Daddy Ace is here tonight to say his good byes… Lets to the ring for our opening contest…

Steven Spade vs The Phenom vs Rorschach

Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Harlem, Ny… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… STEVEN SPADE!

(“Rumors” plays as Steven Spade enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Unknown… Weighing in at 325 Pounds.. THE PHENOM!

(“Graveyard” plays as The Phenom enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From The Human equivalent of a worse case scenario… Weighing in at 195 Pounds… RORSCHACH!

(“In Fiction” plays as Rorschach enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go… Rorschach charges right at The Phenom and The Phenom grabs Rorschach by the throat and puts him up high in the air…

Rhino:Look out…

Mark:Steven Spade clips the leg of The Phenom and takes him right off of his feet…

Rhino:Steven Spade is now putting the boots to The Phenom…

Mark:Rorschach is now following it up and is putting the boots to the Phenom as well…

Rhino:The Phenom is shoving both men away as he gets back up on to his feet…

Mark:Rorschach and Steven Spade charge at The Phenom… The Phenom grabs both men by the throat and lifts them up high in the air…

Rhino:This is a bad spot to be in…

Mark:Double DDT!

Rhino:Nice counter by Steven Spade and Rorschach…

Mark:Rorschach covers The Phenom 1………………..2………. Steven Spade pulls Rorschach off of The Phenom…

Rhino:Steven Spade and Rorschach are now trading blows…

Mark:Rorschach with a big knife edge chop across the chest of Steven Spade as he backs him up in to the ropes… Rorschach with an irish whip…Steven Spade now comes off the ropes… Leg Lariet! Ducked by by Steven Spade…

Rhino:Rorschach is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Running Clothesline! By Steven Spade spinning Rorschach inside out… Steven Spade goes for the cover 1………………….2…………………Kickout by Rorschach…

Rhino:Rorschach is now getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Jawbreaker! By Steven Spade…

Rhino:Rorschach is staggering around on his feet…

Mark:The Phenom is back up and he nails Steven Spade with a big boot from behind…

Rhino:That was one hard shot right there…

Mark:Rorschach now turns around and walks right in to The Phenom…

Rhino:The Phenom now is setting up Rorschach…

Mark:Powerbomb! By The Phenom laying out Rorschach…

Rhino:Rorschach looks to be out of it…

Mark:HARLEM SHAKE! By Steven Spade to The Phenom knocking him out of the ring…

Rhino:Rorschach is now staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:HARLEM SHAKE! To Rorschach…. Steven Spade goes for the cover 1………………….2……………..3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEVEN SPADE!

Rhino:Nice debut here in the EWA for Steven Spade…

Mark:Still to come tonight the EWA Television Championship will be on the line when Shawn Michaels defends the gold against Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… As we now get back to the ring for more action…

Smashing Caskets Match
Dangerous D vs Richard Drivher

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Smashing Caskets Match… Introducing first… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!

(“Worlds Most Dangerous” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RICHARD DRIVHER!

(“Rubberdoll” plays as Richard Drivher enters the arena…)

Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this contest is underway… Dangerous D starts to open up on Richard Drivher with right hands…

Rhino:Dangerous D is really laying in with those shots…

Mark:Dangerous D now whips Richard Drivher off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Richard Drivher is getting right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dangerous D charges with a clothesline… Richard Drivher ducks and pulls down the top rope and Dangerous D goes over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Dangerous D took a hard fall on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Richard Drivher is now on the ring apron… Double Axe Handle by Richard Drivher right down on to Dangerous D…

Rhino:Richard Drivher is now putting the boots to Dangerous D…

Mark:Richard Drivher now kicks Dangerous D right on the top of the head…

Rhino:Dangerous D is holding on to his head as he tries to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:Dangerous D is back up and Richard Drivher grabs him by the head and rams him in to the side of the ring…

Rhino:Dangerous D seems dazed right now…

Mark:Richard Drivher now scoops up Dangerous D and drops him face first once again on the side of the ring…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…

Mark:Richard Drivher now takes Dangerous D up in a suplex… Dangerous D escapes and shoves Richard Drivher off in to the steel steps…

Rhino:Richard Drivher went over the steel steps and is hurting right now…

Mark:Dangerous D now waits for Richard Drivher to get back up and Dangerous D charges and connects with a Flying Shoulder Block…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now walking Richard Drivher over towards the other side of the ring where the casket is…

Mark:We will see the casket in use later tonight in the Final Moments match up… But right now Dangerous D scoops up Richard Drivher and slams him straight down on the outside…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now opening up the casket…

Mark:Dangerous D tosses Richard Drivher in to the casket…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now trying to close the lid…

Mark:Richard Drivher blocks the lid from being shut and is now fighting his way out of the casket…

Rhino:Richard Drivher is back up on to his feet…

Mark:Both Richard Drivher and Dangerous D are trading shots back and forth…Dangerous D with a kick to the midsection… Stunner! No! Richard Drivher blocks and shoves Dangerous D in to the steel guard rail… Richard Drivher goes behind Dangerous D… Reverse DDT!

Rhino:Richard Drivher is now placing Dangerous D on the ring apron…

Mark:Richard Drivher is now up on the side of the ring as well…

Rhino:Dangerous D is now trying to pull himself back up…

Mark:Richard Drivher is now setting up Dangerous D… 69 DRIVER IN TO THE CASKET!

Rhino:What a move and what a way to knock out Dangerous D…

Mark:Richard Drivher is now crawling out of the casket and is now shutting the lid…

Rhino:All Richard Drivher has to do is smash up in the casket…

Mark:Sledgehammer shots to the the casket…

Rhino:Richard Drivher is really letting out his frustrations…

Mark:The Referee stops the match up… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RICHARD DRIVHER!

Rhino:A Very nice win for Richard Drivher over a former EWA Television Champion…

Mark:Richard Drivher continues to have success here in the EWA and still to come tonight we will see the EWA World Cha… One moment… I am being told right now we are set for an impromtu match up between Richard Steele and Judas Mesias… Lets get to the ring for the introductions…

Richard Steele vs Judas Mesias

Pa Announcer:The following is the AYSLUM cage match and is scheduled for one fall, and is for the soul rights to Lilith Evans- Steele…The first wrestler to climb to the top of the third cage retrieve the briefcase, bring it back down and place it in their respected corner, that wrestler must then pin or make their opponent submit. Introducing first from The Depths of Hell…. Weighing 245 pounds being accompanied by James Mitchell…Judas Mesias!

(“To Hell” plays as Judas walks to the ring…James Mitchell follows pulling a cart with Lilith inside a small cage.)

Pa Announcer:And from Nashville Tennessee, Weighing 278 being accompanied by Chris “Abyss” Parks…. Richard Steele!

(“Inside the Fire“ plays as Richard Steele walks to the ring being followed by Chris. He stops by the cage that is holding Lilith and reaches through the bars grabbing her hand. He stares at Mitchell before continuing to the ring.)

Mark: Richard and Judas are nose-to-nose staring one other in the eye. The ref finally gets between them and shoves them apart.

Rhino: The ref is motioning Judas towards the blue corner and Richard towards the green corner.

Mark: The ref calls for the bell and this match officially begins.

Rhino: Richard charges at Judas knocking him to ground with a clothesline. Richard grabs the ropes for leverage as he kicks and stomps Judas.

Mark: The ref can only stand back and watch, as this match is a no disqualification match. Richard picks Judas and throws him back into the corner and starts unloading on him with a fury of strong right hand shots.

Rhino: Richard is backing up and charges, Judas just burst out of the corner leveling Richard.

Mark: Judas leans down and grabs Richard by the throat picking him up into the air and just slammed him hard back to the mat.

Rhino: Judas is stomping away at Richard. Judas just picked Richard up and just drove him back into the turnbuckle.

Mark: Judas is backing up and charges toward Richard who drops to mat send Judas into the turnbuckle. Richard just rolled Judas up and turned him over into a Boston crab.

Rhino: Judas just powered out of that sends Richard out of the ring.

Mark: Judas rolls out the other side of the ring and is searching for something under the ring.

Rhino: Looks like he found a steel chair.

Mark: Richard is slowly pulling himself back as Judas rolls in with the chair.

Rhino: Judas is lining him up…Richard gets to his feet, Oh…Judas just cracked the chair of Richard’s head.

Mark: And welcome to dream street! … Judas grabs the chain ladder and is starting to climb to the second cage.

Rhino: Judas is pulling himself into the middle cage, as Richard begins to show some signs of life.

Mark: Richard grabs for the ladder and starts to make his way up.

Rhino: Judas finally gets the cage door open and makes his way out to climb to the top of cage.

Mark: Richard makes his way into the second cage and out tackling Judas.

Rhino: Richard slams Judas’ head into steel grind his face against the links.

Mark: That cage is like cheese grater just ripping and tearing the flesh.

Rhino: Richard is picking Judas up, kicks him in the midsection and gets him and powerbombs him down to the first cage.

Mark: Oh my, Judas looks to be out of it… wait is that someone coming down the wire holding the briefcase?

Rhino: Yea it looks to be James Mack…

Mark: Richard doesn’t see him! Mack jumps down from the top cage landing behind Richard.

Rhino: Mack just shoved Richard off sending him hard back down to the top of the first cage.

Mark: It looks as if Mack is smiling down towards Mitchell.

Rhino: Mack is climbing down, and it looks as if Judas is trying to get to his feet.

Mark: The two are now just taking turns stomping Richard.
Rhino: Mark this is nothing more than a mugging.

Mark: Yea but the ref can’t stop it, its no DQ.

Rhino: Lilith looks concerned for her husband, Mack continues to stomp away at Richard as Judas begins climbing back to the top of the third cage.

Mark: Mack is picking up Richard and looks to be setting him for a big move…

Rhino: He has him on his shoulders…wait Richard slides off his back and clings to the wall of the cage and starts climbing.

Mark: He better hurry Judas is already dropped into the third cage and is undoing the briefcase.

Rhino: Mack just tossed Richard off the wall of the cage and started climbing to the top.

Mark: Judas just tossed the case up to Mack, this isn’t looking good for Richard or Lilith.

Rhino: Rhino is pulling himself back up to the top of the cage, those two are laughing…

Mark: Judas tripped over the camera cable, Mack and Judas both are getting in the face of the cameraman.

Rhino: Look out here comes Richard, he hits Judas in the back with elbow smash.

Mark: The two hook up and start trading blows. Mack tosses the case down next Mitchell.

Rhino: They may have the case but until it is in Judas’ corner and Richard is pinned it doesn’t matter.

Mark: Judas has Richard right by the edge dropping into the third cage…WAIT! … The cameraman just nailed James Mack with the camera.

Rhino: That camera has to cost over $5000 you can bet management is going to be pissed about that.

Mark: He just hit him again with the camera sending Mack crashing down to the top of the cage below, I think the lens broke off with that hit.

Rhino: Judas just tossed Rich to side as he goes to confront the cameraman.

Mark: Shit! He just turned and clocked Judas with the camera.

Rhino: He stumbles back, Richard hooks him and lifts him up

Mark: Rhino he wouldn’t dare do a suplex from that high…

Rhino: I don’t know Mark, there is no telling with him…Shit, he just converted the suplex to a DDT in midair, Judas has got to out cold from a shot like that.

Mark: It looks as if the only one moving is Mack but he is dangerously close to the edge.

Rhino: OH MY GOD! The cameraman did he just do I think he did…BESSEMER PROCESS!

Mark: Rhino…It’s Steele, I thought he was still in the hospital…The fans are going nuts!

Rhino: Yea Steele is really opening up on Mack now, and I don’t blame him after spending a month in a hospital bed thanks to him Mack is getting exactly what he deserves.

Mark: Steele picks Mack up and is dangling him off the side of the cage.

Rhino: Steele just tossed him off…Shit move Mark!

Mark: Whoa, that was close Steele just tossed James Mack off the cage and through our table here at ring side, and Mack isn’t moving we need some EMT’s out.

Rhino: Steele is slowly climbing down from the cage and making his way to the back.

Mark: And Judas and Richard are still not moving either, Mitchell is screaming at Judas to get up.

Rhino: It does appear if Judas is starting to move some, as is Richard.

Mark: Judas slowly begins making his way back into the second cage and down the ladder.

Rhino: Mitchell is forcing the door open to the cage and handing Judas the brief case.

Mark: Richard has made his way back into the second cage…Judas is making it over to his corner…

Rhino: Richard just jumped through the hole and hit a frankensteiner. The case just slide out of the ring.

Mark: Richard is slowly getting back up, he doesn’t know the case went to the outside.

Rhino: Judas is slowly getting back up as well. Standing dropkick, Judas staggers back and falls into the rope getting tangle up.

Mark: Shit James Mack just came out of nowhere and leveled Richard from behind.

Rhino: I didn’t even see him get up…he is really working Richard over.

Mark: Richard rolls over and is now landing some large right hands on Mack as Judas continues to struggle to get free.

Rhino: Richard gets Mack up and drop kicks him Mack falls back and gets snagged in the ropes.

Mark: This looks like a great opening for Richard, as he picks up the chair.

Rhino: It looks as if Judas is screaming something at Richard.

Mark: Chair shot to James Mack! …

Rhino: Make that two, three, four, five…what ever Judas told Richard, pushed him over the edge cause I’ve now lost count as to how many chair shots he has landed on Mack.

Mark: My last count was at about fifteen, but I could be wrong,… but Mack was busted open.

Rhino: Richard finally drops the chair and rolls out of the ring, I think he has spotted the briefcase.

Mark: Back in the ring, Richard just nailed Judas with the case.

Rhino: The ref works to get Judas and Mack free from the ropes.

Mark: Mack just collapsed to the outside of the ring, Judas fell face first into the ring.

Rhino: Richard just put the case in his corner and goes back over to Judas and makes the pin.

Mark: 1….2….3…Its over!…Richard got him!

PA announcer: Here is your winner RICHARD STEELE!

Rhino: Richard slowly pulls himself from the ring and makes his way to the cell holding his wife.

Mark: Mitchell just stepped in front of Richard, saying something…Oh my Richard just hit him with a DDT.

Rhino: Richard opens the cage and takes Lilith’s hand as they make their way to the back.

Mark:Lets get back to the ring to see some more action…

Queens of Extreme Costume Ball
Velvet Sky vs Selene Delarosa vs Alexis Laree vs Justice Taylor

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Queen of Extreme Costume Ball Battle Royal… Introducing first…Dressed as a School Girl… And Accompanied by Kute Kip… VELVET SKY!

(“Angel On My Shoulder” plays as Velvet Sky enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… Dressed as a Sailor… SELENE DELAROSA!

(“Tangerine Sky” plays as Selene Delarosa enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent… Dressed as Indian… ALEXIS LAREE!

(“Hell Yeah” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:Her opponent…Dressed as The Dark Angel… JUSTICE TAYLOR!

(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Justice Taylor enters the arena…)

Mark:The bell has been sounded here in this contest… Justice Taylor goes right after Alexis Laree…

Rhino:Velvet Sky and Selene Delarosa have tied up as well…

Mark:Justice Taylor whips Alexis Laree off in to the ropes and nails Alexis Laree with a clothesline…

Rhino:The former EWA Womens Champion is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…

Mark:Selene Delarosa just got slapped right across the face by Velvet Sky…

Rhino:Selene Delarosa didn’t like that at all…

Mark:Selene Delarosa charges and tackles Velvet Sky and starts choking the life out of Velvet Sky…

Rhino:Alexis Laree just got sent in to the corner by Justice Taylor…

Mark:Justice Taylor charges in…Alexis Laree gets her boot up…

Rhino:Justice Taylor is spinning around…

Mark:Running Headscissors Take Down! By Alexis Laree..

Rhino:Velvet Sky has staggered back up on to her feet…

Mark:Selene Delarosa charges at Velvet Sky… Running Clothesline! Ducked!

Rhino:Kute Kip just pulled down the top rope…

Mark:Selene Delarosa goes over the top rope and has been eliminated from this match up…

Rhino:We are now down to three…

Mark:Justice Taylor has gotten back up on to her feet… Alexis Laree hooks her up… LAREE DDT!

Rhino:Justice Taylor was planted…

Mark:Look Out! Velvet Sky charges at Alexis Laree from behind and lifts her up and over the top rope…

Rhino:Alexis Laree lands on the apron…

Mark:Alexis Laree back up on to her feet and now slingshots herself back in to the ring and nails Velvet Sky with a Flying Shoulder Block!

Rhino:Nice move right there by Alexis Laree..

Mark:Justice Taylor has now staggered back up on to her feet near the ropes…

Rhino:Alexis Laree is now lining up Justice Taylor…

Mark:CHICK KICK! Knocks Justice Taylor over the top rope…

Rhino:We are now down to two after Justice Taylor has been eliminated…

Mark:Velvet Sky has gotten back up on to her feet… Alexis Laree now nails her with shots…

Rhino:Velvet Sky is now in trouble…

Mark:Alexis Laree hooks up Velvet Sky… LAREE DDT! NO! Velvet Sky counters… Swinging Neckbreaker!

Rhino:Very nice counter right there…

Mark:Alexis Laree is now staggering back up on to her feet…

Rhino:Here comes Velvet Sky…

Mark:Running Clothesline! No! Alexis Laree ducks… Back Body Drop to the Outside!

Rhino:Alexis Laree thinks she has won…

Mark:Kute Kip just caught Velvet Sky and rolls her back in to the ring…

Rhino:Alexis Laree doesn’t know…

Mark:Velvet Sky from behind tosses Alexis Laree over the top rope and Alexis Laree has been eliminated!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner VELVET SKY!

Rhino:What a victory for Velvet Sky as she makes her in ring return to the EWA…

Mark:Velvet Sky victorious here tonight… As we head backstage right now…

(The cameras now show the Current eWa World Heavyweight Champion William McConnell, who is seemingly fighting with the soda machine.)

McConnell: Stupid machine! Give me my damn soda or my dollar back!

(Just then, Ace walks into the picture. Will doesn’t look up.)

McConnell: Wait your turn!

(Ace clears his throat)

Will: I said… (turns and sees Ace) What… are you doing here? You retired, for like the thousandth time.

Ace: I know, I know. I’m just here to say my goodbyes. Didn’t really get to do that after glory, ya know.

McConnell: Yeah, I get that.. You just kinda up and disappeared. So how ya been? Retirement treating you good?

Ace: Yeah I did just disappear. I’m not happy about it, either. That bitchass Shane wouldn’t let me do my goodbyes or nothin. So I’m here now. And I’ve been good. Retirement can get boring sometimes, waking up and having nothing to do. It gets lame. I see you’re still world Champ. Congrats. Got a big defense tonight, I take it?

McConnell: Yeah, yeah. J-Twisted. Real good kid. Fo shizzle my nizzle and all that. So uh.. you ever still get that itch?

Ace:… Don’t ever talk like that again. (chuckles) And uh, what itch are you talkin about?

McConnell: Come on, man. You know the one. You’re sittin at home with nothing to do.. or in my case, sitting around pushin’ paper.. And you just get.. That itch. To get back in the ring, you know?

Ace: Man, that itch is always there. It’s like a cigarette. It’s addicting. To be in the ring, I mean. So yeah, the itch is there. I try not to think about it, though. Being here tonight sure doesn’t help, but I gotta do what I gotta do, ya know?

McConnell: Yeah, I hear ya. Could you do me a favor and hand me that chair, by the way?

Ace: Sure… (confused, Ace grabs the chair McConnell pointed to and hands it to him.) What do you need the chair for?

McConnell: This. (McConnell throws the chair at the soda machine, breaking the glass) I want my damn soda.

Ace: (laughing) Damn, you really showed that machine who’s boss, didn’t ya?

McConnell: You gotta do what you gotta do. That, and I ain’t payin 3.50 for a mountain dew. What do I look like, Ted DiBiase?

Ace: DiBiase is overrated. Hell you’re world champ! You should be able to afford it. It’s only 3.50 for cryin out loud. Plus, isn’t there free ones in your locker room?

McConnell: Well if I was in my locker room, I wouldn’t need a drink. Speaking of which, though. I do need to get going, gotta get ready to defend my gold and all.

Ace: Yeah, me too. I gotta make some rounds. End up taking a few shots with Rob. You know how it is. Good luck tonight. It was good running into you.

McConnell: Yeah, same to you man. Take care. Blood Pride, bro.

Ace: Only like a Big Tyme Playa could show, bro.

(Ace and McConnell shake hands and part ways.)

Mark:Lets get back to the ring for more action…

Skulls & Bones Match
The Rock vs Botchmaster

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Skulls and Bones Match… Introducing first…From Botchadonis… Weighing in at 180 Pounds… BOTCHMASTER!

(“Im Just A Girl” plays as Botchmaster enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!

(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)

Mark:Well here we go.. The Rock looks at Botchmaster… Botchmaster goes right after The Rock nailing him with right hands… Botchmaster is backing The Rock up in to the ropes with knife edge chops…

Rhino:Those arent the strongest knife edge chops I have ever seen…

Mark:Botchmaster now whips The Rock off in to the farside… The Rock with the reversal and Botchmaster comes off the ropes… Samoan Drop!

Rhino:Nice counter and reversal by The Rock…

Mark:Botchmaster gets back up on to his feet… The Rock charges and scores with a running clothesline…

Rhino:The Rock is now going to the outside and is bringing what looks like an arm bone in to the ring…

Mark:The Rock waits and nails Botchmaster right in the head with the bone… The Rock covers Botchmaster 1…………….2…………….Kickout by Botchmaster…

Rhino:Botchmaster is getting up on to his feet slowly…

Mark:The Rock hooks up Botchmaster… DDT! No! Countered… Backslide 1………………2……………..Kickout by The Rock…

Rhino:The Rock is getting right back up on to his feet…

Mark:The Rock charges… Dropkick! By Botchmaster…

Rhino:Botchmaster is now on the outside and he is bringing a leg in to the ring…

Mark:Botchmaster is using the leg as a cane as he walks around the ring…

Rhino:The Rock is back up on to his feet in the corner…

Mark:Botchmaster is trying to stick the foot in the mouth of The Rock…

Rhino:I would have used it more as a weapon than trying to stick it in his mouth…

Mark:The Rock stops Botchmaster from putting it in his mouth and now slaps Botchmaster right across the face…

Rhino:Botchmaster is spinning around…

Mark:The Rock now grabs the leg and now nails Botchmaster down stairs with with the foot…

Rhino:That is going to leave its mark…

Mark:The Rock now hooks up Botchmaster… DDT!

Rhino:The Rock is now reaching and brings a Skull Head in to the ring…

Mark:Botchmaster is staggering up on to his feet… The Rock is in the wind up shades of World Series MVP Cole Hamels… The Rock with the pitch and its a Strike!

Rhino:The Rock connected right in to the chest of Botchmaster with the Skull Head…

Mark:Botchmaster is bent over… The Rock hooks him up… ROCK BOTTOM!

Rhino:Botchmaster is out…

Mark:The Rock covers Botchmaster 1…………………….2………………3………. ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!

Rhino:Another day and another win for The Rock…

Mark:The Rock continues to be impressive over the last couple of weeks… Still to come the EWA World Champion William McConnell defends the gold against J-Twisted… As we get back to the ring for our first championship match up of the evening…

EWA Womens Championship All Hallows Eve Match
Lilith Evans(c) vs HBIC Ezay Pusay

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the All Hallows Eve Match and is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 115 Pounds… HBIC EZAY PUSAY!

(“What is a Juggalo” plays as HBIC Ezay Pusay enters the arena…)

Pa Announer:Her Opponent… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!

(“The Game” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)

Mark:The first championship match up of the evening is now underway… Lilith Evans and HBIC Ezay Pusay lock up in the center of the ring… Lilith Evans is backing HBIC Ezay Pusay up in to the corner and is nailing her with forearm shots…

Rhino:Lilith Evans is really connecting with those forearms…

Mark:Lilith Evans whips HBIC Ezay Pusay off in to the farside corner… HBIC Ezay Pusay comes out of the corner and Lilith Evans scores with a flying clothesline…

Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is getting back up…

Mark:Lilith Evans now scoops up HBIC Ezay Pusay and slams her back down to the canvas…

Rhino:Lilith Evans is now up on the middle rope…

Mark:Elbow Drop! Connects by the EWA Womens Champion… Lilith Evans covers HBIC Ezay Pusay 1………………2…………….Kickout by HBIC Ezay Pusay…

Rhino:Lilith Evans is now waiting for HBIC Ezay Pusay to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Lilith Evans scoops up HBIC Ezay Pusay and has her up on her shoulder… HBIC Ezay Pusay slides off the shoulder of Lilith Evans and shoves her off in to the corner…

Rhino:Lilith Evans is staggering backwards…

Mark:German Suplex! By the challenger HBIC Ezay Pusay… HBIC Ezay Pusay goes right for the cover 1…………………..2……………….Kickout by Lilith Evans…

Rhino:Lilith Evans is now trying to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Chops across the chest of Lilith Evans by HBIC Ezay Pusay… HBIC Ezay Pusay whips Lilith Evans off in to the ropes… Dropkick!

Rhino:Nice move right there…

Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay goes for another cover 1…………………….2……………Kickout by the EWA Womens Champion…

Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is walking over to the corner and is picking up a cooking sheet…

Mark:The EWA Womens Champion is staggering back up on to her feet…

Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is lining up Lilith Evans…

Mark:Cooking Sheet Shot! No! Lilith Evans moves… Drop Toe Hold!

Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay went face first in to the cooking sheet…

Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay is now staggering back up on to her feet right now…

Rhino:Lilith Evans is looking to put some more punishment on HBIC Ezay Pusay…

Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay is back up… Lilith Evans hooks her up… THE CLIFFHANGER!

Rhino:That could be it right there…

Mark:The Crucifix in to the DDT as Lilith Evans now goes for the cover 1……………………2………………3…….NO! HBIC Ezay Pusay gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Close near fall right there as the EWA Womens Champion thought she had her beat…

Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay is now using the ropes to get back on to her feet…

Rhino:Lilith Evans has her lined up…

Mark:Lilith Evans hooks up HBIC Ezay Pusay… DRIVEN!

Rhino:This could be it once again…

Mark:Lilith Evans covers HBIC Ezay Pusay 1……………………2……………..3…..NO! HBIC Ezay Pusay once again gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Lilith Evans is starting to get a little bit frustrated…

Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay is pulling herself back up on to her feet… Lilith Evans hooks up HBIC Ezay Pusay… TORTURED! NO! Countered… DDT!

Rhino:Nice counter by HBIC Ezay Pusay…

Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay gets her arm on Lilith Evans 1………………….2………….3..No! Lilith Evans gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is staggering back up on to her feet…

Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay now with shots to Lilith Evans…Big Clothesline! By the Challengers…

Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay now picks up the cooking sheet…

Mark:Lilith Evans turns around and HBIC Ezay Pusay lays her out with the cooking sheet…

Rhino:We could be looking at a new EWA Womens Champion after that shot…

Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay covers Lilith Evans 1………………………..2………………3…….NO! Lilith Evans gets her shoulder up…

Rhino:Very close near fall right there…

Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay is now setting Lilith Evans up on the top rope…

Rhino:This is a bad position for the EWA Womens Champion to be in right now…

Mark:Superplex!

Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is down and out…

Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay covers Lilith Evans 1………………………..2……………….3…………ITS NOT OVER!

Rhino:Lilith Evans barely got her shoulder up…

Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay is now heading back up on to the top rope…

Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion is trying to get back up…

Mark:BITCH GO ROUND! NO! Lilith Evans moves out of the way…

Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay crashed and burned…

Mark:Lilith Evans now picks up the cooking sheet and lays HBIC Ezay Pusay out with the cooking sheet…

Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is now using the ropes to get back up on to her feet…

Mark:Lilith Evans now hooks up HBIC Ezay Pusay… TORTURED!

Rhino:That’s gotta be it…

Mark:Lilith Evans covers HBIC Ezay Pusay 1………………..2………………3……….NO! HBIC Ezay Pusay gets her foot on the rope…

Rhino:Lilith Evans cant believe it…

Mark:Right now the EWA Womens Champion is heading up on to the top rope…

Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is staggering back up on to her feet…

Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay throws the cooking sheet at Lilith Evans and it knocks her off the top rope…

Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is now quickly up on to the top rope…

Mark:Lilith Evans is staggering back up… BITCH GO ROUND!

Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay connected…

Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay hooks the leg 1………………2………………3……… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Womens Champion HBIC Ezay Pusay!

Rhino:We have a new EWA Womens Champion…

Mark:The EWA Womens Championship has been taken to the extreme side of things with HBIC Ezay Pusay as the new champion… As we now get set for our next championship match up of the evening…

EWA Tag Team Championship Most Blood Match
Christian Cage(c) vs Chris Jericho

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Most Blood Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… From Winnipeg, Manitoba… Weighing in 231 Pounds… CHRIS JERICHO!

(“King of My World” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champion… CHRISTIAN CAGE!

(“Take Over’ plays as Christian Cage enters the arena…)

Mark:Chris Jericho doesn’t wait for the bell as he goes right after Christian Cage…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is upset after what Christian did to him last week…

Mark:Chris Jericho with right hands to Christian Cage and now backs him up in to the corner with knife edge chops across the chest…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is lighting up Christian Cage…

Mark:Chris Jericho now whips Christian Cage off in to the farside… Christian Cage comes staggering out of the corner… Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Christian is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Spin Heel Kick! By Chris Jericho catching Christian Cage right in the face…

Rhino:Captain Charisma is in a bit of trouble right now as he gets back up…

Mark:Chris Jericho charges and clotheslines Christian Cage over the top rope and to the floor…

Rhino:Chris Jericho has come out a house of fire to start of this match up…

Mark:Chris Jericho wants to take the EWA Tag Team Championship away from Christian Cage so that Chris Jericho and Josh Stewart can reform the team they started a few weeks ago…

Rhino:Look Out!

Mark:Chris Jericho dives through the ropes right in to Christian Cage on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Christian Cage is really in some trouble right now…

Mark:Chris Jericho now looks underneath the ring and has pulled out a chair…

Rhino:This match up isnt about pinfalls… It isnt about submissions… Its about making your opponent bleed like a stuffed pig…

Mark:Christian Cage is back up… Chris Jericho swings… Christian Cage ducks and now kicks the chair back in to the face of Chris Jericho…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is spinning around…

Mark:Big Clothesline! By Christian…

Rhino:Christian Cage is now following up the clothesline with boots to the back of Chris Jericho…

Mark:Christian Cage rolls Chris Jericho back in to the ring…

Rhino:Christian Cage is now up on the top rope…

Mark:Missle Dropkick! Catching Chris Jericho square in the jaw…

Rhino:Nice move right there by Christian Cage…

Mark:Christian Cage now mounts Chris Jericho and starts hammering him with straight right hands…

Rhino:Christian is trying to bust Chris Jericho open with his fists…

Mark:Christian Cage has something else on his mind…

Rhino:What is he doing here?

Mark:Christian Cage is now using part of his wrist tape and is choking Chris Jericho with it right now…

Rhino:There is nothing the referee can do to stop him…

Mark:Chris Jericho pushes Christian Cage off but the damage has been done…

Rhino:You can see Chris Jericho is trying to catch his breath…

Mark:Christian Cage now picks up Chris Jericho and drops him with a face first suplex…

Rhino:Christian Cage has now gone to the outside of the ring and is bringing the steel chair in to the ring…

Mark:Chris Jericho is pulling himself back up on to his feet and he walks right in to a Steel Chair Shot from Captain Charisma…

Rhino:That was one hell of a chair shot right there as the referee is checking if Chris Jericho has been busted open…

Mark:The referee checks him and says he is clean…

Rhino:Christian Cage is now looking to do more damage to Chris Jericho…

Mark:On the outside of the ring Christian Cage is looking for another weapon to use on Chris Jericho…

Rhino:Well business is now picking up Mark…

Mark:Christian Cage is bringing a barbed wire 2×4 in to the ring right now…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is going to be in trouble now…

Mark:Christian Cage swings… Chris Jericho ducks… Running Enziguri to the back of the head of Christian Cage…

Rhino:Christian Cage is dazed…

Mark:Chris Jericho comes off the ropes… Running Bulldog! Right in to the Barbed Wire…

Rhino:Is Christian Cage bleeding…

Mark:You can see some blood trickle out of the forehead of Christian Cage…

Rhino:I dont think it is enough for the referee to stop the match up…

Mark:Neither do I… As right now Chris Jericho is trying to figure out his next move…

Rhino:Christian Cage is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Chris Jericho lines up Christian Cage… CODEBREAKER! NO! Christian Cage holds on to the ropes…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is staggering back up…

Mark:Christian Cage charges… Chris Jericho pulls down the top rope and Christian Cage goes flying to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is now heading up on the top rope…

Mark:Chris Jericho is going to fly…

Rhino:Incoming!

Mark:Chris Jericho dives off the top rope… Christian Cage moves out of the way and Chris Jericho lands face first in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Chris Jericho just crashed and burned…

Mark:Christian Cage now picks up the ring bell… Chris Jericho turns around and Christian Cage nails Chris Jericho right in the face with the ring bell…

Rhino:The referee is now checking Chris Jericho…

Mark:The blood is trickling out of the head of Chris Jericho as well…

Rhino:The blood loss has started for both men… But it is the most blood… Not First…

Mark:Christian Cage now rolls Chris Jericho back in to the ring…

Rhino:What does Christian Cage have in mind right now to keep his half of the EWA Tag Team Championship?

Mark:We are about to find out as Chris Jericho has staggered back up… Christian Cage hooks him up… UNPRETTIER!

Rhino:Chris Jericho is out…

Mark:Christian Cage now is setting up Chris Jericho…

Rhino:This is not going to be good for Chris Jericho and his hopes of winning Christian Cage’s half of the EWA Tag Team Championship…

Mark:Christian Cage now lays Chris Jericho’s head on the steel chair…

Rhino:You know what Christian Cage has in mind now…

Mark:Christian Cage puts Chris Jericho’s head face up…

Rhino:Christian doesn’t have another chair… But instead the barbed wire 2×4…

Mark:CONCHAIRTO! NO! Chris Jericho rolls out of the way…

Rhino:The 2×4 bounced off the chair and nailed Christian Cage right in the face…

Mark:Big mistake by Christian Cage…

Rhino:Can Chris Jericho take advantage…

Mark:CODEBREAKER!

Rhino:Blood is starting to trickle out more of the head of Christian Cage…

Mark:Chris Jericho is a vicious man as he is now starting to hammer Christian Cage with straight right hands…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is asking the referee to check Christian Cage…

Mark:The referee says he can continue for the moment…

Rhino:Chris Jericho now picks back up the steel chair…

Mark:Chris Jericho is looking for a Ryan Howard home run shot…

Rhino:Chris Jericho was deadly with the Steel Chair back when he was the EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Christian Cage turns around… SWING! NO! Ducked by Christian Cage…

Rhino:Christian just grabbed the chair…

Mark:Christian Cage drives Chris Jericho throat first in to the chair…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is spinning around…

Mark:STEEL MEETS SKULL! As Chris Jericho gets laid out with the Steel Chair…

Rhino:Chris Jericho is really starting to bleed now…

Mark:Christian Cage wants the referee to stop it…

Rhino:The referee is saying he can continue…

Mark:Christian Cage is now sliding over the Barbed Wire 2×4…

Rhino:It looks like Christian Cage is looking to put Chris Jericho away…

Mark:UNPRETTIER! NO! Chris Jericho counters and shoves Christian Cgae in to the ropes…

Rhino:Chris Jericho picks up the Barbed Wire 2×4…

Mark:Christian Cage comes off the ropes… BARBED WIRE 2×4 RIGHT TO THE HEAD!

Rhino:That was the knock out shot…

Mark:Christian Cage is bleeding heavily… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Tag Team Champion CHRIS JERICHO!

Rhino:Chris Jericho has taken the first step in creating the Stewart & Jericho team…

Mark:Can Josh Stewart retain his half? Lets find out right now…

EWA Tag Team Championship Final Moments Match
Josh Stewart(c) vs Triple H

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Final Moments Match for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!

(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champion… JOSH STEWART!

(“Never Gonna Stop” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)

Mark:Well this one should be really interesting…

Rhino:Yes it should…

Mark:Josh Stewart and Triple H are face to face in the center of the ring…

Rhino:They look like they are ready to tear in to one another…

Mark:Triple H and Josh Stewart trading right hands back and forth in the center of the ring…

Rhino:Its a real slugfest going on right now…

Mark:Triple H takes advantage and backs Josh Stewart up in to the ropes… The Game with an Irish Whip… Josh Stewart comes off the ropes… Triple H goes for a clothesline… Josh Stewart ducks… Josh Stewart comes off the ropes… Crossbody!

Rhino:The Game missed a move and Josh Stewart counters…

Mark:The Game is getting back up… Josh Stewart now locks the arms of Triple H and scores with Headbutts to Triple H…

Rhino:The Game is dazed after those headbutts…

Mark:Josh Stewart with a Back Flip Kick! Knocking Triple H backwards and The Game goes through the ropes to the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Triple H is frustrated on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Incoming! Josh Stewart launches himself over the top rope right down on to Triple H on the outside of the ring…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is now mounting Triple H…

Mark:Josh Stewart with right hands as he continues to pound away at the face of Triple H…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is really on fire right now…

Mark:Triple H is trying to get back up on to his feet… Josh Stewart charges at Triple H… The Game catches Josh Stewart coming in… Spinebuster! In to the Steel Steps…

Rhino:Really nice counter by Triple H…

Mark:The Game is now trying to gather himself right now as he is now setting up Josh Stewart…Triple H grabs Josh Stewart by the legs… Slingshot! In to the ring post…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is dazed…

Mark:Big Clothesline! By Triple H…

Rhino:Triple H is now dragging Josh Stewart over to the Graveyard…

Mark:The Game tosses Josh Stewart in to the graveyard…

Rhino:Triple H is really doing a number on to Josh Stewart at the moment…

Mark:Triple H is taunting the crowd right now and they are really giving him an ear full…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to pull himself up on to his feet…

Mark:Triple H now grabs Josh Stewart by the head and pulls him back up on to his feet… Triple H goes to drive him in to the dirt… Josh Stewart blocks and starts nailing Triple H with uppercuts…

Rhino:The Game is rocking now…

Mark:Josh Stewart with a Jawbreaker!

Rhino:Triple H is spinning around…

Mark:Spin Heel Kick! By Josh Stewart as both men are down on the ground right now…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is crawling up the graveyard at the moment…

Mark:Senton Splash! Right down on to Triple H…

Rhino:Really nice move by Josh Stewart…

Mark:The fans are getting behind Josh Stewart right now as The Game tries to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is now getting behind The Game…

Mark:Release Tiger Suplex! By Josh Stewart driving Triple H head first in to the graveyard dirt…

Rhino:The Game is hurting at going head first in to the dirt…

Mark:Josh Stewart now grabs Triple H by the legs and is dragging him up the hill…

Rhino:Triple H’s head bounces off the dirt as he goes up the hill…

Mark:Josh Stewart is now setting up The Game… EYE FOR AN EYE!

Rhino:Josh Stewart has basically knocked out The Game right now…

Mark:What Josh Stewart needs to do right now is first get Triple H inside the casket and then lower it in to the grave…

Rhino:Triple H is like dead weight as Josh Stewart is having a hard time getting Triple H inside the casket…

Mark:Josh Stewart finally gets Triple H in the casket and is now attempting to shut the lid…

Rhino:The lid is closing…

Mark:Triple H gets his arm out and stops it from shutting…

Rhino:The Game is trying to get out of the casket…

Mark:Triple H rakes the eye of Josh Stewart and is now able to crawl out of the casket…

Rhino:Triple H and Josh Stewart are now trading some more shots back and forth…

Mark:Triple H now kicks Josh Stewart in the midsection… DDT!

Rhino:Josh Stewart is now the one in trouble…

Mark:Triple H is now regrouping and is now trying to get Josh Stewart in to the casket…

Rhino:The Game almost has Josh Stewart in the casket…

Mark:Josh Stewart fights his way out of it with elbows to the side of the head of Triple H…

Rhino:Josh Stewart doesn’t want to be put in the casket…

Mark:Josh Stewart wants to keep his half of the EWA Tag Team Titles…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to hook up Triple H…

Mark:BRAIN STEW! NO! Counter by Triple H… Short Arm Clothesline!

Rhino:That was one hard clothesline by The Game…

Mark:Triple H is now waits for Josh Stewart to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is staggering back up as The Game looks to be going for the kill…

Mark:Triple H kicks Josh Stewart in the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Back Body Drop!

Rhino:Nice counter by Josh Stewart…

Mark:Josh Stewart just picked up the shovel…

Rhino:The Game is staggering back up on to his feet…

Mark:Shovel! Right to the head of Triple H…

Rhino:That was the knock out shot right there…

Mark:Josh Stewart is now trying to get The Game in to the casket…

Rhino:The Game is almost in the casket…

Mark:Josh Stewart has Triple H in the casket and is now shutting the lid…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is now trying to lower Triple H in to the grvae…

Mark:Triple H just busted out of the casket…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is now going back over to the casket and trying to get Triple H back in to it…

Mark:Triple H has fought his way out of the casket…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is now trying to tie up The Game…

Mark:Josh Stewart has Triple H set up… BRAIN STEW! NO!

Rhino:Triple H is fighting out of it…

Mark:LOW BLOW! By Triple H…

Rhino:Josh Stewart is dazed…

Mark:Triple H picks up the Shovel and The Game winds up and knocks Josh Stewart in the head with the shovel knocking him back in to the casket…

Rhino:Triple H is now trying to shut the lid…

Mark:The Game shuts the lid… And is now beginning to lower the casket…

Rhino:Triple H has the casket lowered…

Mark:The Game is now heading over to the bulldozer that has the dirt in it…

Rhino:I think we are going to watch Josh Stewart get buried alive…

Mark:The dirt has been dumped on the casket… The Referee rings the bell… Josh Stewart Has Been Buried Alive!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Tag Team Champion TRIPLE H!

Rhino:Triple H is now tag team champions along with Chris Jericho…

Mark:We once again have an odd pairing of Tag Team Champions… When will we get real partners as champions? But right now we are heading backstage once again…

(The cameras now show Ace with a big brown paper bag, at Rob Park’s locker room. He opens the door)

Ace: Yo Rob! Did you really think that I was going to leave without getting plastered with you first?

(Ace laughs and walks into the room and shuts the door behind him.)

EWA Total Impact Championship Baptized By Blood Match
Subway(c) vs Lone Jobber

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Baptized by Blood Match and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!

(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Wildwood, NJ… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… SUBWAY!

(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)

Mark:Last week both men battled to a Draw for the title so you know both men really want to prove that they are better than the other one here tonight…

Rhino:Lone Jobber has never won the EWA Total Impact Championship in his career so you know he is going to give it everything that he has to win the gold…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes after Subway as he powers him back in to the corner… Lone Jobber is nailing Subway with hard chops across the chest…Lone Jobber whips Subway off in to the farside corner…

Rhino:Subway is staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a dropkick and scores nailing Subway right in the face…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now up on the middle rope…

Mark:Lone Jobber comes off the middle rope and drops the leg right down on to Subway…

Rhino:The way to win this match up is by bringing your opponent up on to the stage and dumping the blood on your opponent…

Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up Subway and drops him face first in to the mat with a front face suplex…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now on the outside of the ring and has brought a steel chair in to the ring…

Mark:Subway is getting back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber charges with the chair… Running Dropkick with the Chair! Missed! As Subway ducks the running dropkick…

Rhnino:Subway now picks up the steel chair..

Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up and Subway throws the Steel Chair right in to the face of Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Lone Jobber fell backwards in to the ropes…

Mark:Subway now charges and clotheslines Lone Jobber over the top rope and to the outside…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is down on the outside…

Mark:Subway is now on the side of the ring… Subway runs the side of the ring and leaps off and drives an elbow right in to the midsection of El Presidente…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion has taken control of this match up…

Mark:Subway now picks up Lone Jobber and whips him off in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering around…

Mark:Subway kicks him in the midsection… Double Arm DDT!

Rhino:Lone Jobber is hurting right now…

Mark:Subway is now looking for some sort of weapon underneath the ring…

Rhino:It looks like Subway has found himself a Singapore Cane…

Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up and Subway nails him right across the back with the Singapore Cane…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is getting back up on to his feet…

Mark:Subway lines Lone Jobber up… And Subway nails Lone Jobber right in the head with the singapore cane…

Rhino:Lone Jobber really looks dazed after that cane shot…

Mark:Subway is now dragging Lone Jobber over towards the entrance ramp… Suplex! On the Entrance ramp…

Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion is in control right now…

Mark:Lone Jobber is trying to get back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Here comes Subway…

Mark:SUBLINE! NO! Lone Jobber ducks out of the way… Lone Jobber spins Subway around… DDT on to the Entrance Ramp…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to regroup and figure out his next move on trying to become EWA Total Impact Champion…

Mark:Subway is crawling back up on to his feet…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is lining up Subway…

Mark:Running Bulldog! By El Presidente driving Subway in to the entrance ramp…

Rhino:Subway is hurting right now…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now going to the backstage area…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is bringing a trash can out from the backstage area…

Mark:Subway is getting back up on to his feet… Lone Jobber nails Subway right in the head with the trash can…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now trying to get Subway in position to dump the blood on him…

Mark:Subway is dragged in position by Lone Jobber…

Rhino:Subway is in position…

Mark:Lone Jobber now goes to dump the blood… Subway gets up before Lone Jobber could dump the blood…

Rhino:Lone Jobber goes over towards Subway…

Mark:Low Blow! By Subway…

Rhino:That is going to stop Lone Jobber in his tracks…

Mark:Subway now charges at Lone Jobber… SUBLINE! NO! Lone Jobber ducks…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is firing back with shots…

Mark:Lone Jobber lines up Subway… THE GIMMICK!

Rhino:That could be the knock out shot right there…

Mark:Lone Jobber drags Subway in to position…

Rhino:We are going to have a new EWA Total Impact Champion right now…

Mark:Lone Jobber dumps the Blood!

Rhino:Subway Moved!

Mark:That was a close call for Subway right there…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is now going back after Subway…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now trying to setup Subway… PILEDRIVER! NO! Back Body Drop…

Rhino:Very nice counter by Subway…

Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering up on to his feet…

Rhino:Subway is now opening up on Lone Jobber…

Mark:Lone Jobber is dazed right now…

Rhino:The X-Core Soldier is in control right now…

Mark:Subway grabs Lone Jobber in to the side of the set…

Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering around…

Mark:SUBLINE!

Rhino:Lone Jobber looks to be knocked out…

Mark:Subway pulls down the blood… Lone Jobber Has Been Covered In Blood! ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion SUBWAY!

Rhino:Subway stops the streak of crowning new champions here tonight…

Mark:Subway also proved to be the Undisputed EWA Total Impact Champion… Can Shawn Michaels do the same? Lets find out as we send it to the ring for the introductions…

EWA Television Championship Trick Ladder Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph

Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Trick Ladder Match and is for the EWA Television Championship…Introducing first… The Challenger… From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!

(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!

(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)

Mark:Shawn Michaels and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph trade shots to start things off…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is nailing HBK with shots…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Hip Toss!

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting right back up on to his feet…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph scores with a dropkick knocking Shawn Michaels through the ropes and to the outside of the ring goes Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is frustrated on the outside of the ring…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now going out of the ring and is chasing Shawn Michaels around the ring…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels tried to stall getting back in the ring and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph got tired of waiting…

Mark:Shawn Michaels rolls back in to the ring first… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph follows him in and Shawn Michaels nails him with a baseball slide…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels suckered in Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now with Troy “The Rampage” Joseph on the outside of the ring and rams him face first in to the steel guard rail…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now picking up a ladder…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is turning around and Shawn Michaels charges right in and nails Troy “The Rampage” Joseph right in the face with the ladder…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels caught Troy “The Rampage” Joseph head on with the ladder…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now slides the ladder in to the ring…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is trying to get back on to his feet after that ladder shot…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now setting up the ladder in the corner…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph rolls back in to the ring…

Mark:Shawn Michaels now with an irish whip… Reversal by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and sends Shawn Michaels in to the ladder…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now staggering out of the corner…

Mark:Spinning Back Elbow! By Troy “The Rampage” Joseph laying out Shawn Michaels…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting right back up…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph grabs the ladder out of the corner… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges with the ladder and nails Shawn Michaels head on with the ladder knocking Shawn Michaels out of the ring…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now setting up the ladder underneath the title…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now making his climb up to get the gold…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back in to the ring…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph climbs up the last rung of the ladder and the ladder of the rung and the rung breaks on Troy Joseph…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now caught up on the ladder…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now back in to the ring and Shawn Michaels is kicking Troy “The Rampage” Joseph in the face as he is hanging from the ladder…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels goes quickly to the outside of the ring and is bringing another ladder in to the ring…

Mark:With Troy “The Rampage” Joseph hanging from the ladder Shawn Michaels drives the ladder right in to the midsection of Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…

Rhino:This is a bad position for Troy “The Rampage” Joseph to be in right now…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now setting up the other ladder and begins to climb up to get the gold…

Rhino:Troy Joseph is trying to get out of the ladder…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is close to the gold… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets up and kicks the ladder over…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels just fell off the ladder and goes crashing in to the top rope…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now off the ladder and is sending Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!

Rhino:That has knocked out the Showstopper…

Mark:Troy Joseph is now trying to position the ladder underneath the gold…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels isnt moving yet…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now beginning his climb for the gold…

Rhino:HBK is starting to move…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is reaching up for the gold…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up on to his feet…

Mark:Shawn Michaels pushes the ladder over and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes crashing in to the top rope…

Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is out on his feet as he is staggering around…

Mark:Shawn Michaels lines up Troy Joseph… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

Rhino:That was the knock out shot right there…

Mark:Shawn Michaels is now setting up the ladder…

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is only a few moments away from retaining the EWA Television Championship…

Mark:The Heartbreak Kid is almost at the top of the ladder…

Rhino:Shawn Michaels is reaching for the gold…

Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now starting to move… Shawn Michaels Pulls Down the Gold! ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!

Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid retains the gold and proves no doubt in anyones mind that he deserves to be EWA Television Champion…

Mark: Here we go, let’s get ready for our main event tonight!

Rhino: This is going to be one great match.

(“No More Sorrow” comes over the P.A. as the crowd gets on their feet as Big Daddy Ace makes his way out to the ring.)

Mark: Well, this should be interesting. The retired Big Tyme Playa is making his way out to the ring before our main event.

Rhino: He’s only here to say his goodbyes. It shouldn’t take too long.

(Ace climbs into the ring and is handed a mic.)

Ace: You know, for the past month, I have been sitting at home, kicking myself in the ass because I never gave you guys a proper goodbye. (crowd cheers) You see, After Glory, I kind of just up and disappeared. I didn’t say goodbye, I didn’t do any thank yous, I wasn’t able to leave the way I wanted. Some Bitchass by the name of Shane McMahon didn’t let me back into the buildings after I retired. (crowd boos) Yeah, you’re telling me. So tonight, I’m here to do just that. Now, I know there are a lot of people who —

(“Here Comes the Money” hits over the P.A. as Shane McMahon comes out from the back, holding a clipboard with some papers on it.)

Mark: Uh oh.

Rhino: Shane doesn’t look too happy!

Shane: (talking as he walks down to the ring) Ace! Take it from me, and I mean this with every ounce of truth in me, I’m upset to see such… talent… like you leave the company. But, the fact of the matter is, is that you’re gone, you’re outta here. Now, [Shane climbs into the ring as Ace stares at him] I have a main event that is supposed to be happening right now, and I don’t need you coming out here disrupting the program.

Ace: You know what, Shane? I don’t care what you have to say. I don’t care what you think. You didn’t let me do a damn thing once I left, so I’m taking the time tonight to do so.

Shane: That’s all well and good, but if you can see here, these are your retirement papers, you are no longer an eWa superstar. You are now in the fan category, and like it or not, you are trespassing. [crowd boos] You don’t belong in my ring, Ace. So take a bow, and leave, otherwise I’m going to have to make you leave. And you won’t like the way you get thrown out.

Ace: Are those the retirement papers in your hands right now? The one’s I haven’t signed yet?

Shane: Yes, as a matter of fact, they are.

Ace: Then I can say what I want until I sign those papers.

Shane: No, you can’t. (Shane takes out a pen) Here, Ace. Sign them. Make it official, and go do… whatever it is you feel like doing, just out of my ring.

Ace: Yeah, I think I can do that for you.

(Ace looks at the crowd. Looking back at Shane, he charges. SPEAR!)

Mark: He just speared the boss out of his shoes!

Rhino: This can’t be too good!

(Ace leans down and picks up the clip board. He takes the papers off of it and looks at Shane.)

Ace: You think I’m going to sign these papers? Guess what, dick wad. I don’t think so.

Mark: What!?

Rhino: Are you kidding me? He’s not retiring?

(The crowd cheers as Ace rips up the papers and throws the shreds on top of an unconscious Shane. “No More Sorrow” hits over the P.A. as Ace leaves the ring and officials tend to Shane McMahon.)

Mark:Lets get to the ring for our Main Event…

EWA World Heavyweight Championship Trick or Treat Match
William McConnell(c) vs J-Twisted

Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Trick or Treat Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… J-TWISTED!

(“One Hitta Quitta” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)

Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!

(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)

Mark:William McConnell locks up on with J-Twisted… The Answer with the side headlock in on J-Twisted…

Rhino:William McConnell is grinding away with the headlock…

Mark:J-Twisted shoves William McConnell off in to the ropes…PYB comes off the ropes… Hiptoss! Blocked by William McConnell… William McConnell counters it in to a back slide 1………………..2…………….Kickout by J-Twisted…

Rhino:J-Twisted gets right back up on to his feet…

Mark:William McConnell kicks J-Twisted in the midsection and now takes J-Twisted over with a snapmare…Flipping Neckbreaker by The Answer…

Rhino:Nice combination…

Mark:William McConnell now goes for a quick cover 1……………….2………….Kickout by J-Twisted…

Rhino:J-Twisted is now getting right back up…

Mark:William McConnell with an atomic drop… William McConnell is behind J-Twisted… Belly to Back Suplex! No! J-Twisted flips backwards and lands on his feet and he now shoves William McConnell in to the corner…

Rhino:William McConnell is now staggering backwards…

Mark:Clothesline! Right to the back of the head of William McConnell…

Rhino:J-Twisted is now climbing up the corner and is looking up at one of the trick or treat boxes hanging above the ring..

Mark:J-Twisted pulls on the box and its a crowbar…

Rhino:William McConnell is back up on to his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted jumps off the top rope and nails William McConnell right over the head with the crowbar…

Rhino:That rung the bell of The Answer…

Mark:J-Twisted covers William McConnell 1…………………..2………………..Kickout by The Answer…

Rhino:The Answer is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…

Mark:J-Twisted is now opening up with right hands to William McConnell Low Dropkick! By J-Twisted taking out the leg of The Answer…

Rhino:William McConnell is now holding on to his leg…

Mark:Figure Four! By J-Twisted…

Rhino:The Answer is trapped in the middle of the ring right now…

Mark:The Answer is trying to crawl to the ropes…

Rhino:The referee is asking if William McConnell wants to give it up…

Mark:William McConnell is able to get to the ropes but the damage has been done to the leg of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Rhino:J-Twisted is now climbing up the corner and is pulling on the box…

Mark:Its a bag of candy corn…

Rhino:That’s not exactly what J-Twisted was looking for from one of the boxes…

Mark:J-Twisted is now waiting for William McConnell to get back up on to his feet… Missile Dropkick! By J-Twisted…

Rhino:J-Twisted is taking it right to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…

Mark:J-Twisted covers William McConnell 1………………2………………3…..No! William McConnell gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:Close nearfall right there…

Mark:William McConnell is now staggering back up on to his feet…J-Twisted hooks up William McConnell and now slams him down to the canvas…

Rhino:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:William McConnell staggers up and knocks in to the ropes…

Rhino:J-Twisted is now caught on the top rope…

Mark:The Answer is now climbing up the ropes… William McConnell hooks up J-Twisted…

Rhino:J-Twisted pulls on the string for the box…

Mark:Its Confetti!

Rhino:The Answer has been blinded…

Mark:J-Twisted shoves the EWA World Champion off the top rope…

Rhino:J-Twisted is now standing on the top rope…

Mark:William McConnell is back up… Crossbody! No! The Answer ducks…

Rhino:J-Twisted crashed and burned…

Mark:J-Twisted is now staggering up on to his feet… William McConnell lines up J-Twisted… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!

Rhino:The Answer got all of that kick…

Mark:William McConnell covers J-Twisted 1……………………….2………………..3……..NO! J-Twisted gets his shoulder up…

Rhino:The Answer is now trying to get in to a bit of a groove right now…

Mark:J-Twisted is now staggering back up on to his feet… William McConnell scoops up and slams J-Twisted down to the canvas…

Rhino:William McConnell is now heading up on to the top rope…

Mark:The Answer is going to fly… 10.0 FROG SPLASH! NO! J-Twisted rolls out of the way…

Rhino:The Answer missed the move and we could have a new EWA World Champion right now…

Mark:J-Twisted is now setting up William McConnell… ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! The Answer escapes… Q&A!

Rhino:The Answer hit the move…

Mark:William McConnell covers J-Twisted 1………………….2……………..3………… ITS OVER!

Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA World Heavyweight Champion WILLIAM McCONNELL!

Rhino:The Answer retains his title here tonight at Halloween Hellraiser…

Mark:It was a night to remember for some… But this November… It truly will be a November 2 Dismember! Good Night Everyone!