Unholy Alliances 2008
Mark:The Unholiest NIght of the Year Has Arrived Rhino as we are live from Pittsburgh, Pa…As tonight we will have no more dispute in the EWA World Heavyweight Championship situation as tonight Triple H takes on Chris Jericho…
Rhino:One man will be the Last Man Standing and tonight as you said we will crown a EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Tonight is Unholy Alliances and we have many unusual pairings tonight… Which includes what could be considered the Double Main Event of this show…
Rhino:It is a Double Jepoardy Match when the EWA Television and EWA Total Impact Championships are on the line… When Lone Jobber teams up with Shawn Michaels to defend the EWA Television Championship against The Rock or is it Sonny Siaki and the EWA Total Impact Champion Josh Stewart…
Mark:If Lone Jobber or Josh Stewart take the fall… They will lose their titles… Now also tonight both halves of the EWA Tag Team Titles will be on the line in two different matches…
Rhino:Its going to be Justin Credible and Steve Austin taking on The Goodfather and Big Daddy Ace…While Rob Van Dam and Dangerous D team up to take on Blade and Bull Buchanan…
Mark:We could have an odd pairing of tag team champions by the end of the night… Also tonight we will see if Alexis Laree and Stephanie McMahon can co-exist as they team up to take on Beth Phoenix and Lita…
Rhino:We will have a new EWA Womens Champion… But we dont know who it will be…
Mark:Plus tonight after last weeks confrontation… Adam Syndal and John Cena are a team tonight as an Unholy Pair… But lets not waste anymore time…As we get Unholy Alliances started…
Lizzy Valentine & Angelina Love vs Lilith Evans & Roucka
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing Team Number One… First… From Vancouver, Canada… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… ROUCKA!
(Roucka’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her partner… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Unbreakable” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponents… First… From New York City… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… LIZZY VALENTINE!
(“Playmate of the Year” plays as Lizzy Valentine enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her partner… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 118 Pounds… ANGELINA LOVE!
(Angelina’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Mark:It will be Angelina Love and Lilith Evans starting things out for both sides…
Rhino:We heard that Roucka and Lizzy Valentine are going to stay united even though they are on opposite sides of this match up…
Mark:Roucka is taunting the crowd… From behind Lilith Evans tags in Roucka…
Rhino:Roucka was shocked by that tag…As Angelina Love yanks on the ropes and Roucka comes flying over the ropes…
Mark:Angelina Love scores with a couple of forearm shots right to Roucka… Angelina Love backs Roucka up in to the ropes… Irish whip sending Roucka in to the far side… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Roucka was caught off guard with the tag and is now paying for it…
Mark:Angelina Love with a snapmare to Roucka… Angelina Love comes off the ropes and scores with a baseball slide nailing Roucka right in the face…
Rhino:Roucka is in trouble right now…
Mark:Angelina Love covers Roucka 1………………..2…………….Roucka gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Angelina Love was looking for a tag but Lizzy Valentine isnt willing to make the tag right now…
Mark:Angelina Love now stares down Roucka…Mafia Kick! No! Roucka ducks out of the way…
Rhino:Roucka is now firing back…
Mark:Angelina Love now turns around and gets nailed with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Roucka with a hard tag on Lilith Evans…
Mark:These two women are face to face right now as you can tell they really dont get along…
Rhino:Angelina Love is now getting back up on to her feet slowly…
Mark:Lilith Evans with a kick to the midsection of Angelina Love… Piledriver!
Rhino:Angelina Love was just dropped right on her head…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Angelina Love 1…………………2………..3……No! Angelina Love gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Angelina Love is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans with a hard kick right to the back of Angelina Love… Lilith Evans drags Angelina Love to the middle of the ring… Boston Crab!
Rhino:Angelina Love is in trouble right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans has the Boston Crab really locked in…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:From behind Lizzy Valentine charges at Lilith Evans and nails her with a clothesline from behind…
Rhino:That was a hard clothesline and it wasn’t expected…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine now tags herself in… Lilith Evans is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine is nailing her with some shots from behind…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine hooks up Lilith Evans… Neckbreaker! Lizzy Valentine goes right for the cover 1………………..2………….3….No! Lilith Evans gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is in trouble right now and we know that Roucka wont be helping her out at this moment…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine now scoops up and slams Lilith Evans straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! Missed! As Lizzy Valentine hits the canvas hard…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is trying to get to her corner…
Mark:Roucka is looking the other way… Lilith Evans tags her from behind…
Rhino:Roucka is now in the ring as Lizzy Valentine staggers back up on to her feet…
Mark:Both women are looking at one another and they are unwilling to fight it out…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is back in the ring…
Mark:Dropkick! By Lilith Evans from behind to Roucka sending her right in to Lizzy Valentine…
Rhino:Roucka is dazed as she staggers around the ring…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Lilith Evans tags herself back in to the ring…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine is turning around… Lilith Evans hooks her up… TORTURED!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans knocks Angelina Love off the arpon as she covers Lizzy Valentine 1………………..2…………….3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners ROUCKA and LILITH EVANS!
Rhino:What an interesting way to start things off at Unholy Alliances with Lilith Evans leading her team to victory…
Mark:Strong victory for….
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:Whats going on?
Mark:Look at Hardcore Theater…
(On Hardcore Theater in Blood the Words “Tonight My Daughter” are shown)
Rhino:What in the world does that mean?
Mark:I have no idea… But its back to the ring for our next Unholy Alliance Match up…
Matt Morgan & Wyld Fyre vs Zack Ryder & James Storm
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing Team Number One… First…From Fairfield, Ct… Weighing in at 350 Pounds… MATT MORGAN!
(“Society Box” plays as Matt Morgan enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From The State of California… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… WYLD FYRE!
(“Bawitdaba” plays as Wyld Fyre enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Long Island, Ny… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… ZACK RYDER!
(“In The Middle of it Now” plays as Zack Ryder enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Leiper’s Fork, Tennessee… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Jackie Moore… The Tennessee Cowboy JAMES STORM!
(“Sorry Bout Your Damn Luck” plays as James Storm enters the arena…)
Mark:It is going to be James Storm and Wyld Fyre starting things out for each side… James Storm nails Wyld Fyre with straight right hands…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is really being hammered with shots…
Mark:James Storm whips Wyld Fyre off in to the corner… James Storm charges in and lays in to Wyld Fyre with a clothesline…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:James Storm charges at Wyld Fyre… Wyld Fyre ducks the clothesline… Neckbreaker! By Wyld Fyre to James Storm…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is now putting the boots to James Storm…
Mark:James Storm is getting back up on to his feet… Wyld Fyre whips James Storm off in to the ropes… Wyld Fyre ducks his head… James Storm kicks him right in the midsection…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is spinning around…
Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! By James Storm…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre got spun inside out…
Mark:James Storm now tags in Zack Ryder… James Storm holds open Wyld Fyre and Zack Ryder kicks him right in the midsection…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is in trouble right now as Zack Ryder is backing him up in to the ropes…
Mark:Zack Ryder whips Wyld Fyre off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Blind Tag!
Mark:Zack Ryder scores with a dropkick right to Wyld Fyre…
Rhino:Here comes Big Matt Morgan…
Mark:Zack Ryder turns around and Matt Morgan runs him over with a big boot…
Rhino:Zack Ryder just got his head taken right off…
Mark:Matt Morgan covers Zack Ryder 1…………………….2………………Zack Ryder gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:James Storm is watching on as Matt Morgan hammers in on Zack Ryder…
Mark:Matt Morgan lifts Zack Ryder up in the air…
Rhino:This is a bad position for Zack Ryder to be in right now…
Mark:Matt Morgan drops Zack Ryder straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The wind just got knocked right out of Zack Ryder…
Mark:Wyld Fyre now gets the tag from Matt Morgan…
Rhino:I dont think Matt Morgan wanted to tag out right there…
Mark:Wyld Fyre covers Zack Ryder 1………………….2……………..3……No! Zack Ryder gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Matt Morgan and Wyld Fyre are having a discussion right now…
Mark:Wyld Fyre just shoved Matt Morgan…
Rhino:Matt Morgan just shoved Wyld Fyre back…
Mark:Zack Ryder tags in James Storm…
Rhino:Matt Morgan just shoved Wyld Fyre again…
Mark:Wyld Fyre spins around… LAST CALL! By James Storm…
Rhino:James Storm got all of that Superkick…
Mark:Matt Morgan leaves the ring as James Storm covers Wyld Fyre 1……………….2………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners JAMES STORM and ZACK RYDER!
Rhino:James Storm hit the big kick and that sealed the deal for his team here tonight…
Mark:James Storm back in the EWA and gets the duke tonight… Still to come we will crown a new EWA Womens Champion… But its back to the ring for our next con…
Rhino:Who in the hell is that?
Mark:Matt Morgan turns around and this Mystery Man has him in a headlock and now Plants him in to the mat with a Big Time DDT…
Rhino:He spiked him in to the mat…
Mark:Wait I am being told that’s James Wolf…
Rhino:Well that’s an impactful way to make your debut…
Mark:James Wolf makes an impact tonight and who knows what his future holds… As we now get set for our next match up…
Ariel & Torrie Wilson vs Trish Stratus & Ashley Massaro
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing Team Number One… First… From Cinco, Ca… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… ARIEL!
(“Leviathan” plays as Ariel enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her partner… From Boise, Idaho… Weighing in at 133 Pounds… TORRIE WILSON!
(“Girl Like That” plays as Torrie Wilson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponents… First…From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… TRISH STRATUS!
(“Time To Rock & Roll” plays as Trish Stratus enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her partner… From Babylon, Ny… Weighing in at 112 Pounds… ASHLEY MASSARO!
(“Light A Fire” plays as Ashley Massaro enters the arena…)
Mark:Ashley Massaro and Torrie Wilson start things out… Torrie Wilson with a headlock in on Ashley Massaro…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro is trying to fight out of it…
Mark:Ashley Massaro with elbows to the midsection of Torrie Wilson… Ashley shoves Torrie Wilson off in to the ropes…Torrie Wilson comes off the ropes…Ashley Massaro goes for a clothesline… Torrie Wilson ducks the clothesline…
Rhino:Here comes Torrie…
Mark:Torrie Wilson comes off the ropes… Crossbody! By Torrie Wilson 1…………….2…………..Ashley Massaro kicks out…
Rhino:Torrie Wilson now waits for Ashley to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Torrie Wilson scoops up and slams Ashley Massaro straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Ariel gets the tag…
Mark:Ashley Massaro gets back up on to her feet… Ariel with a couple of shots to Ashley Massaro and she backs her up in to the corner…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro is in trouble right now…
Mark:Ariel gets the boot right underneath the jaw of Ashley Massaro…
Rhino:She is really choking Ashley at the moment…
Mark:Ariel now slams Ashley Massaro back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Torrie Wilson gets tagged back in…
Mark:Ashley Massaro is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Ashley is reaching out for a tag…
Mark:Torrie Wilson pulls her back by the hair… Ashley Massaro with a big forearm shot knocking Torrie Wilson backwards…
Rhino:Torrie stumbled backwards and is trying to get back up…
Mark:Ashley Massaro goes to make the tag… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:Trish Stratus just nailed Ashley Massaro right in the face with that kick from the outside of the ring…
Mark:Ashley Massaro spins around… NOSE JOB!
Rhino:Ashley Massaro is knocked out as she was hit with the kick and then planted in to the mat…
Mark:Torrie Wilson with the cover 1……………..2…………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners ARIEL and TORRIE WILSON!
Rhino:Torrie Wilson was the standout for the team as she picks up the victory for her team…
Mark:Still to come we will see if Chris Jericho can keep Triple H away from the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… As we now get set for our next contest…
Robby “The Man” Bino & Kevin Thorn vs Val Venis & The Great Khali
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing Team Number One… First..From Long Island, Ny… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Accompanied by Mrs. Bino… ROBBY “THE MAN” BINO!
(“Soul Survivor” plays as Robby Bino enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Memphis, Tn… Weighing in at 270 Pounds…Accompained by Ariel…KEVIN THORN!
(“Leviathan” plays as Kevin Thorn enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Las Vegas, Nv… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing the Right to Censor… VAL VENIS!
(“Censor” plays as Val Venis enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From India… Weighing in at 420 Pounds…Accompained by Ranjin Singh…THE GREAT KHALI!
(“Da.Ngar” plays as Great Khali enters the arena…)
Mark:Robby Bino starts things out in his EWA debut against Val Venis… Robby Bino nails Val Venis with straight right hands…
Rhino:Val Venis is fighting back with a couple of right hands of his own…
Mark:Val Venis shoots Robby Bino off in to the ropes… Reversal by Robby Bino sending Val Venis off in to the ropes…Val Venis comes off the ropes and Robby Bino nails Val Venis right in the face with a back elbow shot…
Rhino:Val Venis gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Robby Bino now hooks up Val Venis and nails him with a front face suplex driving Val Venis right in to the mat… Robby “The Man” Bino covers Val Venis 1………………….2………………..Val Venis kicks out…
Rhino:Val Venis is making his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:Robby Bino backs Val Venis up in to the corner and tags in Kevin Thorn…
Rhino:Kevin Thorn and Robby Bino stare down one another as Kevin Thorn goes on the attack…
Mark:Kevin Thorn with a couple of hard uppercuts right underneath the jaw of Val Venis…
Rhino:The Great Khali watches on from the ring apron…
Mark:It will be smart for Kevin Thorn and Robby Bino to keep The Great Khali out of this match up…
Rhino:That it would Mark as Val Venis is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Fanged Freak hooks up Val Venis and connects with a Gutbuster… Kevin Thorn covers Val Venis 1…………………2……………..3…No! The Great Khali comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Val Venis is trying to get back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Robby Bino just got tagged in… Robby Bino now hooks up Val Venis… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Val Venis was just drilled in to the mat…
Mark:Robby Bino now covers Val Venis again 1…………………….2……………….3………No! The Great Khali comes in again and kicks Robby Bino right in the back of the head…
Rhino:I think The Great Khali is unleashed right now…
Mark:The Great Khali walks over to the corner and kicks Kevin Thorn right in the head knocking him off the apron…
Rhino:Robby Bino is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Robby Bino turns around and The Great Khali hooks him up… KHALI BOMB!
Rhino:Robby Bino is knocked out thanks to the Great Khali…
Mark:The Great Khali isnt the legal man however and the referee is trying to get him out of the ring…
Rhino:Kevin Thorn just tagged himself back in to the ring…
Mark:Val Venis is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Val Venis is in trouble now…
Mark:Kevin Thorn hooks up Val Venis in the ropes… ORIGINAL SIN!
Rhino:Val Venis is completely out cold…
Mark:Kevin Thorn just kicked Khali in the chest and knocked him off the apron… Kevin Thorn now covers Val Venis… 1……………….2……………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Anouncer:Here are you winners ROBBY BINO and KEVIN THORN!
Rhino:The Great Khali tried to get back in to the ring but couldn’t regroup in time to do so which allowed Kevin Thorn to pick up the victory…
Mark:Still to come a huge Double Jeopardy Match for the EWA Television and EWA Total Impact Championships… More action to come so lets get back to the ring for the introductions…
Maryse & Christy Hemme vs Velvet Sky & Ivory
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing Team Number One… First… From New Britain, Connecticut… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… VELVET SKY!
(Velvet Sky’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her partner… From Torrance, Ca… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… Representing The Right to Censor… IVORY!
(“Censor” plays as Ivory enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Montreal, Quebec… Weighing in at 112 Pounds… MARYSE!
(“All Summer Long” plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her partner… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 116 Pounds… CHRISTY HEMME!
(“Society Box” plays as Christy Hemme enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee has called for the bell and this match up is underway…
Rhino:It looks like its going to be Velvet Sky and Maryse starting things out for both teams…
Mark:Maryse charges at Velvet Sky and Velvet Sky ducks out of the way of the clothesline…
Rhino:Here comes Maryse off the farside…
Mark:Velvet Sky kicks her in the midsection as she comes off the ropes…
Rhino:She stopped her in the tracks with that kick…
Mark:BLONDE AMBITION!
Rhino:She got all of that…
Mark:Ivory and Christy Hemme charge at one another and roll around the ring… Velvet Sky covers Maryse 1………………….2………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners VELVET SKY and MARYSE!
Rhino:Velvet Sky made short work of Maryse and of this match up and picks up the victory for her team…
Mark:Velvet Sky was impressive as we now get set for our next match up…
Arkum & Michael W. Kruel vs Dante Daevain & Nick Nemeth
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Cleveland, Ohio… Weighing in at 213 Pounds… Accompanied by Taryn Terrell… NICK NEMETH!
(Nick Nemeth’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Heaven Sent from the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their Opponents…First… From Dethlehem… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… ARKUM!
(“Reflections” plays as Arkum enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Accompanied by Roucka… MICHAEL W. KRUEL!
(Kruel’s theme plays as Michael W. Kruel enters the arena…)
Mark:Michael Kruel starts things out for his team against Nick Nemeth… Nick Nemeth nails Michael Kruel with a couple of straight right hands… Nick Nemeth whips Michael Kruel off in to the ropes… Nick Nemeth charges and scores with a head scissors take down…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Nick Nemeth scoops up and slams Michael Kruel straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Nick Nemeth is up on the second rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! From the middle rope by Nick Nemeth driving right down on to Michael Kruel… Nick Nemeth covers Michael W. Kruel 1……………..2………………Michael Kruel gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is getting up slowly…
Mark:Nick Nemeth now hooks up Michael Kruel for a suplex… Michael Kruel escapes and now shoves Nick Nemeth off in to the corner…
Rhino:Nick Nemeth is staggering backwards…
Mark:Michael Kruel spins him around… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex right there…
Mark:Michael Kruel covers Nick Nemeth 1……………..2………… Nick Nemeth gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Michael Kruel tags in Arkum…
Mark:Arkum nails Nick Nemeth with a couple of shots and now hooks up Nick Nemeth… Fisherman’s Suplex! With a Bridge 1…………………2……… Dante Daevain comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Dante Daevain kicked Arkum right in the ribs…
Mark:Nick Nemeth crawls to his corner and tags in Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Arkum is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain with a couple of shots right to the ribs as he now whips Arkum off in to the ropes… Tilt A Whirl Side Slam! By Dante Daevain driving Arkum straight in to the mat…
Rhino:Arkum is hurting right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Arkum 1…………………2………………Arkum gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is a big and powerful man as he is Six Foot Eight… Close to three hundred pounds…
Mark:Arkum is back up on to his feet and Dante Daevain whips him off in to the corner… Dante Daevain charges and connects with a big running clothesline…
Rhino:Arkum is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Dante Daevain now hooks up Arkum… Fishermans Driver!
Rhino:Arkum seems to be out of it right now…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Arkum 1………………………..2……………..3………No! Arkum gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Arkum is really struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now hooking up Arkum… The Last Look to Heaven! No! Arkum is countering out of it… Arkum now comes off the ropes… Rolling Wheel Kick!
Rhino:That got Dante Daevain off of his feet…
Mark:Both men are down on the canvas right now…
Rhino:Arkum is trying to make the tag…
Mark:Michael Kruel gets the tag from Arkum…
Rhino:Dante Daevain tags in Nick Nemeth…
Mark:Michael Kruel and Nick Nemeth are exchanging shots right now… Nick Nemeth whips Michael Kruel off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Nick Nemeth could have him right now…
Mark:Nick Nemeth covers Michael Kruel 1………………….2…………….3……NO! Michael Kruel gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Nick Nemeth is now waiting for Michael Kruel to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Nick Nemeth hooks up Michael Kruel…Brainbuster! No! Michael Kruel escapes… Michael Kruel now hooks up Nick Nemeth… KRUEL BOMB!
Rhino:Nick Nemeth is now in trouble…
Mark:Michael Kruel now covers Nick Nemeth 1………………….2………………..3……NO! Nick Nemeth gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call right there…
Mark:Michael Kruel is now waiting for Nick Nemeth to get back up on to his feet… Michael Kruel goes in for the kill… LIBERTY LOCK! NO!
Rhino:Nick Nemeth is fighting out of it…
Mark:Nick Nemeth now goes behind Michael Kruel… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nick Nemeth is now seeming confident right now…
Mark:STANDING MOONSAULT! NO! Michael Kruel gets his knees up…
Rhino:Michael Kruel tags in Arkum…
Mark:Dante Daevain gets the tag as well…Arkum charges… The Glistening Arctect!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is dazed on his feet right now after that Enziguri…
Mark:Arkum is now trying to get Dante Daevain up… POST CARD FROM DEATHLEHEM! NO! Dante Daevain escapes… Dante Daevain now spins him around…THE FALL OF MAN!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Dante Daevain covers Arkum 1……………….2……………..3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DANTE DAEVAIN and NICK NEMETH!
Rhino:What a debut victory for Dante Daevain here tonight…
Mark:Nick Nemeth was strong…
Rhino:Look out…
Mark:From behind Mark Jindrak just nailed Dante Daevain from behind…
Rhino:What in the world is Mark Jindrak doing here…
Mark:Dante Daevain was laid out by Mark Jindrak who is now standing over him…
Rhino:I think Dante Daevain will be looking for revenge…
Mark:I believe he will… Still to come the EWA Tag Team Titles will be on the line… But its now back to the ring for our next contest…
Adam Syndal & John Cena vs Matt Sydal & Cameron Mignano
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One…From Queens, New York… Weighing in at 185 Pounds… CAMERSON MIGNANO!
(“Dont Hold Back” plays as Cameron Mignano enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 177 Pounds… Accompanied by Lizzy Valentine… MATT SYDAL!
(“Coming Undone” plays as Matt Sydal enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…First… From West Newbury, Mass… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… JOHN CENA!
(“The Time Is Now” plays as John Cena enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… ADAM SYNDAL!
(“Still Fly” plays as Adam Syndal enters the arena…)
Mark:John Cena and Adam Syndal are face to face in the ring right now…
Rhino:Both men are having some words with one another…
Mark:You have to wonder what the trust factor is between these two…
Rhino:Its been heated between these two lately so we will see if they can put their differences behind them right now…
Mark:Adam Syndal is going to start things out with Matt Sydal… Both men lock up in the center of the ring… Matt Sydal goes for a couple of right hands… Adam Syndal blocks and comes back with a couple of right hands of his own…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is backing Matt Sydal up in the ropes…
Mark:Irish whip by Adam Syndal sending Matt Sydal off in to the ropes… Hard snapping clothesline by Adam Syndal connecting hard on Matt Sydal…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Adam Syndal now kicks Matt Sydal in the midsection… Sitout Facebuster! Driving Matt Sydal in to the mat… Adam Syndal covers Matt Sydal 1…………………..2…………….. Matt Sydal kicks out…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is now backing Matt Sydal up in to the corner…
Mark:Adam Syndal and John Cena stare down one another as Adam Syndal tags in John Cena…
Rhino:So far so good with these two…
Mark:John Cena now opens up on Matt Sydal with right hands as he whips Matt Sydal off in to the ropes…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano just tagged himself in from behind…
Mark:Matt Sydal comes off the ropes… Flying Shoulderblock! By John Cena taking Matt Sydal off of his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Cameron Mignano…
Mark:Springboard Dropkick! By Cameron Mignano connects on John Cena…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Cameron Mignano catching John Cena off guard…
Mark:Cameron Mignano covers John Cena 1……………….2……………Kickout by John Cena… Cena is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is now going behind John Cena…
Mark:German Suplex! By Cameron Mignano…Cameron Mignano now covers John Cena again 1……………2……………….John Cena once again kicks out…
Rhino:Right now Cameron Mignano is now dragging John Cena towards the corner…
Mark:Cameron Mignano is now up on the top rope… Split Leg Moonsault! No! John Cena gets his knees up…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is now spinning around…
Mark:John Cena now hooks up Cameron Mignano… Fisherman Suplex! By John Cena taking over Cameron Mignano…
Rhino:Right now John Cena is trying to get back on track…
Mark:John Cena nails Cameron Mignano in the midsection with a couple of shots as he backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:John Cena tags in Adam Syndal…
Mark:Adam Syndal and John Cena look at one another and now send Cameron Mignano off in to the ropes… Double Hiptoss! By John Cena and Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Well they exchange some more words but they are continuing to work as a team right now…
Mark:Adam Syndal covers Cameron Mignano 1………………..2………………. Cameron Mignano kicks out…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Dropsault! By Adam Syndal knocking Cameron Mignano in the corner…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Adam Syndal…
Mark:Adam Syndal is now setting Cameron Mignano up on the top rope…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is in some trouble now as he is up on the top rope…
Mark:Superplex! No! Cameron Mignano blocks and it knocks Adam Syndal off the top rope…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is standing up on the top rope…
Mark:Big Time Frog Splash! Connects by Cameron Mignano right down on to Adam Syndal…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano really connected with the frog splash…
Mark:Cameron Mignano hooks the leg 1…………………………..2………………….3………. NO! Adam Syndal gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Really close call right there…
Mark:Cameron Mignano is reaching out for the tag and he tags in Matt Sydal…
Rhino:John Cena gets the tag as well…
Mark:Matt Sydal charges at John Cena… Running Leg Lariat! By Matt Sydal…
Rhino:That move quickly knocked John Cena right off of his feet…
Mark:Matt Sydal now hooks up John Cena… Snapmare Driver! Matt Sydal goes right now the cover 1………………..2…………3…. No! John Cena kicks out…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is now waiting for John Cena to get back up…
Mark:Matt Sydal is now hooking up John Cena… HERE IT GOES! NO! John Cena counters… Spin Out Powerbomb! By John Cena…
Rhino:Nice counter right there by John Cena…
Mark:John Cena now covers Matt Sydal 1………………………2……………3…..NO! Matt Sydal gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:John Cena tags back in Adam Syndal…
Mark:Adam Syndal is now lining up Matt Sydal… SYNDROME!
Rhino:Matt Sydal is out…
Mark:Adam Syndal hooks the leg…
Rhino:John Cena knocks Cameron Mignano off the apron…
Mark:Cover 1……………………..2……………..3………….ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners ADAM SYNDAL and JOHN CENA!
Rhino:Adam Syndal with the victory and John Cena and Syndal are locking eyes right now…
Mark:Both men stare down one another…
Rhino:John Cena and Adam Syndal smile at one another…
Mark:John Cena and Adam Syndal shake hands right now…
Rhino:It looks this Unholy Alliance has formed some sort of bond…
Mark:Matt Sydal is back up and John Cena and Adam Syndal charge right at him and lay him out with a couple of clotheslines…
Rhino:Both men laugh right now as they leave the ring after laying out Matt Sydal…
Mark:Cameron Mignano is back up and looks down at Matt Sydal in disgust… As it seems as though Matt Sydal let Cameron Mignano down…
Rhino:You can see his frustrated with Matt Sydal…
Mark:Well its now time for our first Championship Match of the Evening…
EWA Womens Championship Match
Beth Phoenix & Lita vs Alexis Laree & Stephanie McMahon
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing Team Number One… First… From Ft. Lauderdale, Fl… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LITA!
(“Love Passion Energy Fury” plays as Lita enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her Partner…From Elmira, New York… Weighing in at 150 Pounds… BETH PHOENIX!
(“Glamazon” plays as Beth Phoenix enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… STEPHANIE MCMAHON!
(“All Grown Up” plays as Stephanie McMahon enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her partner…From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Downfall” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Stephanie McMahon and Alexis Laree are having a verbal exchange right now…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is telling Stephanie McMahon to go stand in the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree now gets right up in to the face of Beth Phoenix… Beth Phoenix with a pie face and shoves Alexis Laree backwards in to the ropes…
Rhino:Alexis Laree didnt like that…
Mark:Alexis Laree goes charging at Beth Phoenix and nails her with Lou Thez Press!
Rhion:Look at Alexis Laree go as she is really opening up on Beth Phoenix…
Mark:Alexis Laree continues hammering in with the right hands… Beth Phoenix shoves her off as she tries to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is back up in the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges in at Beth Phoenix…Beth Phoenix gets her boot up right in the face of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is spining around…
Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! by Beth Phoenix as she takes Alexis Laree off of her feet…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is looking to once again become the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Beth Phoenix drives Alexis Laree down to the mat with a Side Walk Slam… Beth Phoenix covers Alexis Laree 1……………2…………..Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is now holding Alexis Laree open as she tags in Lita…
Mark:Lita kicks Alexis Laree right in the midsection and is now opening up with hard shots right to the head…
Rhino:Lita is backing Alexis Laree up in to the corner right now…
Mark:Lita charges in… Monkey Flip! No! Alexis Laree holds on to the ropes and Lita’s head bounces right off the mat…
Rhino:Lita is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks her up and takes her over with a Spiral Headscissors!
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is wanting to get in to this match up…
Mark:Alexis Laree is telling Stephanie McMahon to back off as she has it handled…
Rhino:Lita is in trouble right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines up Lita and scores with a Chick Kick!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Lita 1……………………..2…………….3……..NO! Beth Phoenix comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix drags Lita over to the corner and tags herself in…
Mark:Alexis Laree turns around and Beth Phoenix kicks her in the midsection… Powerbomb! Beth Phoenix covers Alexis Laree 1……………………..2………………3………NO! Stephanie McMahon comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon saved Alexis Laree from losing this contest…
Mark:Alexis Laree is staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is going for the kill as she is looking to become the New EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Alexis Laree turns around as Beth Phoenix hooks her up… FISHERMANS BUSTER! NO! Alexis Laree escapes…
Rhino:Blind Tag!
Mark:Alexis Laree comes off the ropes… Big Forearm Shot to Beth Phoenix and she now hooks up Beth Phoenix… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:Beth Phoenix has been planted in to the mat…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now going after Lita…
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon is in the ring…
Mark:Alexis Laree knocks Lita off the apron as the referee makes the count 1…………………..2………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners ALEXIS LAREE and the New EWA Womens Champion STEPHANIE MCMAHON!
Rhino:Stephanie McMahon stole the EWA Womens Championship away from Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree had the Beth Phoenix beat…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is furious right now as she cant believe what just happened…
Mark:Wait a minute… What is Tiffany doing out here?
Rhino:Thats Steele’s Ex-Girlfriend…
Mark:Tiffany is now attacking Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Here comes Lilith…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now fighting with Tiffany…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:What happened to the lights…
Mark:Something strange is happening right now…
(Lights Turn On)
Rhino:Where’s Lilith?
Mark:I dont know but Tiffany is out cold as Alexis Laree is standing over her…
Rhino:Uh Oh!
Mark:Its James Mitchell and Judas Mesias…
Rhino:I thought the New Church was gone…
Mark:Big Clothesline! From behind by Judas Mesias to Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Why in the hell is he doing this?
Mark:Judas Mesias now comes off the ropes and connects with a big splash on Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Judas Mesias now has Alexis Laree up on his shoulder…
Mark:James Mitchell and Stephanie McMahon just exchanged a look and an awkward handshake…
Rhino:With Lilith Gone… Do you think the New Church grab her as well? Or did she escape…
Mark:I have no idea… But things are getting really interesting around here now… With Stephanie McMahon as the EWA Womens Champion…As we now get set for our first part of the EWA Tag Team Championship Match…
EWA Tag Team Championship Matches
Justin Credible & Steve Austin vs Big Daddy Ace & The Goodfather
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for One Half of the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing Team Number One…First… From Las Vegas, Nv… Weighing in at 330 Pounds… Representing The Right to Censor…. THE GOODFATHER!
(“Censor” plays as The Goodfather enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner…From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Ozone Park, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“I Wont Do What You Tell Me” plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Mark:Stone Cold Steve Austin starts things out with The Goodfather as the referee calls for the bell… Stone Cold nails The Goodfather with straight right hands…
Rhino:Steve Austin is really connecting with the right hands…
Mark:Stone Cold backs The Goodfather up in to the ropes… Steve Austin with an irish whip… The Goodfather with a reversal… Steve Austin comes off the ropes and The Goodfather connects with a big boot…
Rhino:The Goodfather is now stomping away at Stone Cold…
Mark:Stone Cold is getting back up in the corner and The Goodfather gets his foot right underneath the throat of the Texas Rattlesnake…
Rhino:Steve Austin is being choked out right now…
Mark:The Goodfather pulls Stone Cold out of the corner and drops him with a Side Walk Slam! The Goodfather covers Stone Cold 1…………………..2…………….Steve Austin gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just reached over the ropes and tags himself in…
Mark:Steve Austin is back up on to his feet and Big Daddy Ace scoops him up and drops him with a Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now taking it to Steve Austin at the moment…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now comes off the ropes… Leg Drop! No! Steve Austin rolls out of the way and tags in Justin Credible…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible opens up on Big Daddy Ace with right hands and now backs Big Daddy Ace up in the corner… Justin Credible with elbows right to the side of the head of Big Daddy Ace in the corner… Justin Credible now whips Big Daddy Ace in to the farside…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Superkick! By Justin Credible laying out Big Daddy Ace… Justin Credible goes for the cover 1……………………2……………3…….No! Steve Austin comes in and pulls Justin Credible off of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Stone Cold doesn’t want to give up his half of the Tag Team Titles which is why he pulled Justin Credible off of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Steve Austin and Justin Credible are exchanging some words right now…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible turns around… Spear! By Big Daddy Ace
Rhino:Justin Credible just got speared out of his boots by the former EWA World Champion…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Justin Credible 1………………….2…………….3……..Stone Cold once again comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:The Goodfather just tug himself back in…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace didn’t like the fact that the Goodfather tug himself in…
Rhino:Justin Credible is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Goodfather with a kick to the midsection… The Goodfather comes off the ropes… Scissors Kick! No! Justin Credible counters… School Boy! 1…………………..2……………..3………. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners STEVE AUSTIN and NEW One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
Rhino:Justin Credible just won Stone Cold’s half of the EWA Tag Team Championship…
Mark:A quick roll up on a stunned Goodfather allowed Justin Credible to quickly take home the title before Steve Austin could react…
Rhino:Now can Dangerous D keep his half of the gold?
Mark:We are going to find out right now…But one thing is for sure… We will have a new set of champions at the end of the night… But its time to get to the ring for the introductions…
EWA Tag Team Championship Matches
Rob Van Dam & Dangerous D vs Blade & Bull Buchanan
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for One Half of the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing Team Number One… First from Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 237 Pounds… BLADE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Blade enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Eddyville, Kentucky… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… Representing The Right to Censor… BULL BUCHANAN!
(“Censor” plays as Bull Buchanan enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Battle Creek, Michigan…Weighing in at 220 Pounds… ROB VAN DAM!
(“Walk” plays as Rob Van Dam enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… DANGEROUS D!
(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Mark:Dangerous D and Bull Buchanan start things out for this match up…
Rhino:Dangerous D just saw his partner Stone Cold lose his half of the tag team championship and Dangerous D is hoping to keep his half…
Mark:Bull Buchanan charges at Dangerous D… Dangerous D ducks the clothesline and starts to open up on Bull Buchanan with straight right hands… Dangerous D now shoots Bull Buchanan off in to the ropes and he nails him with a back elbow right to the face…
Rhino:Bull Buchanan gets right back up…
Mark:Dangerous D scoops up and spins Bull Buchanan around and drops him with a spinning slam… Dangerous D goes for a quick cover 1…………2………. Bull Buchanan kicks out…
Rhino:Dangerous D is pulling Bull Buchanan up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Dangerous D with shots right to the midsection and he now sends Bull Buchanan off in to the farside… Bull Buchanan comes staggering out of the corner… Dangerous D kicks him in the midsection… Cutter!
Rhino:Bull Buchanan is in trouble…
Mark:Dangerous D with the cover 1………………..2………………..Blade comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:RVD reaches out and gets the tag from Dangerous D…
Mark:Rob Van Dam shoots Bull Buchanan off in the ropes… Bull Buchanan comes off the ropes… RVD drops down…Bull Buchanan leaps over him and now comes off the ropes… Monkey Flip!
Rhino:Bull Buchanan gets right back up…
Mark:RVD goes for a kick… Bull Buchanan catches his leg… RVD comes back and kicks Bull Buchanan with his other leg right in the face…
Rhino:Right now RVD and Dangerous D are really taking it to Bull Buchanan…
Mark:RVD covers Bull Buchanan 1…………………….2……………..3…No! Bull Buchanan gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:RVD is backing Bull Buchanan up in to the corner…
Mark:RVD tags in Dangerous D… Dangerous D pulls Bull Buchanan out of the corner… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Blade just jumped off the apron and is going after RVD…
Mark:Blade is trying to do something to get his team jump started…
Rhino:Van Dam and Blade are exchanging shots on to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Dangerous D is quickly to the top rope… D-BOMB!
Rhino:Dangerous D hit his move…
Mark:RVD is still fighting with Blade on the outside… Dangerous D covers Bull Buchanan 1…………………2………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners ROB VAN DAM and Still EWA Tag Team Champion DANGEROUS D!
Rhino:Well we have new EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Its Dangeroue D and his new partner Justin Credible…
Rhino:We have a very interesting team now as the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:We will see how much they can co-exist as champions… But its time for our Double Jeopardy Match…
Double Jeopardy Championship Match
EWA Television Championship & EWA Total Impact Championship On The Line
Lone Jobber(c) & Shawn Michaels vs Josh Stewart(c) & The Rock
*Which Ever Champion Gets Pinned, Loses The Gold*
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the the Double Jeopardy Match for the EWA Television and EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing Team Number One… First… From Pago Pago, American Samoa… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… SONNY SIAKI!
(“Cocky” plays as Sonny Siaki enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner… From West Hurley, New York… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… JOSH STEWART!
(“I Dont Wanna Stop” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His partner…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Well it was going to be The Rock teaming with Josh Stewart tonight…
Rhino:Yeah that’s what we thought it was going to be… But it looks like tonight Sonny Siaki is going to take his place…
Mark:As The Rock got lost and went to Philadelphia instead…So it will be Siaki taking his place…As right now it will be the two champions Josh Stewart and Lone Jobber starting things out in the center of the ring… Both men lock up in the center of the ring battling for position…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is backing Lone Jobber in to the ropes…
Mark:Lone Jobber tells Josh Stewart to bring it on…Josh Stewart goes for a right hand and he connects… Lone Jobber comes back with a right hand of his own… Josh Stewart charges at Lone Jobber… Lone Jobber ducks his head and back drops Josh Stewart over the top rope…
Rhino:Josh Stewart lands on the apron…
Mark:Josh Stewart drives his shoulder right in to the midsection of Lone Jobber… Josh Stewart springs over the ropes in to the a roll up… Cover 1………………..2…………….Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges at Josh Stewart… Josh Stewart kicks him in the midsection… Jawbreaker! By Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is spinning around…
Mark:Josh Stewart now hooks up Lone Jobber… Vertical Suplex! No! Lone Jobber escapes and lands on his feet… School Boy by Lone Jobber 1……………….2……………Josh Stewart kicks out…
Rhino:We saw one title change hands on a school boy and we almost saw another…
Mark:Lone Jobber now scoops up and slams Josh Stewart down to the canvas… Lone Jobber comes off the ropes… Flipping Leg Drop! Missed! As Josh Stewart rolls out of the way…
Rhino:So far both men have been able to hit one move but not able to capitalize with the second move…
Mark:Josh Stewart and Lone Jobber get back up… Double Dropkick!
Rhino:Both men had the same idea and now both men are down on the mat…
Mark:Josh Stewart tags out to Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Lone Jobber tags in Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Sonny Siaki charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline and starts to nail Sonny Siaki right across the chest with a couple of hard knife edge chops…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is backing Sonny Siaki up in to the corner…
Mark:Irish whip by Shawn Michaels… Reversal by Sonny Siaki… Shawn Michaels flips in to the corner… Sonny Siaki hooks up Shawn Michaels… Belly to Belly Suplex! By Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki really took him over with that belly to belly…
Mark:Sonny Siaki covers Shawn Michaels 1………………….2……………..Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sonny Siaki whips Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop! No! Crucifix Pin by Shawn Michaels 1……………….2……………..Sonny Siaki kicks out…
Rhino:So far tonight everyone is countering each other…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scores with a right hand on Sonny Siaki… Shawn Michaels scoops up Sonny Siaki and slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels climbs up to the top rope…
Mark:Double Axe Handle! By The Heartbreak Kid right to Sonny Siaki… Shawn Michaels with another cover 1………………….2…….. Sonny Siaki kicks out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now bringing Sonny Siaki to the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets the tag… Shawn Michaels and Lone Jobber unlikely partners tonight hook up Sonny Siaki and connect with a double suplex…
Rhino:That was a nice double team move by these two men…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Sonny Siaki 1…………………2…………….Sonny Siaki once again kicks out…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges in…Big Splash! On to Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber kicks Sonny Siaki in the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:Lone Jobber planted Sonny Siaki right in to the mat…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Sonny Siaki again 1………………………2……………… Sonny Siaki again gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is getting back up on to his feet again…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges… Sonny Siaki ducks the clothesline… Samoan Drop! By Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki needs to tag out of this match up…
Mark:Josh Stewart gets the tag right now…
Rhino:Lone Jobber tags out as well…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Josh Stewart lock up for the first time… Shawn Michaels goes for a chop… Josh Stewart blocks and now locks up the arms of Shawn Michaels and scores with a big headbutt…
Rhino:That Headbutt knocked Shawn Michaels right off of his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels goes for a kick… Josh Stewart grabs his leg… Ankle Lock!
Rhino:Josh Stewart has the Ankle Lock locked in on The Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is in pain as he tries to get to the ropes right now…
Rhino:Shawn is trying to do anything he can to fight out of it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is able to get to the ropes but Rhino the damage has been done…
Rhino:Indeed it has Mark as you can see Shawn Michaels favoring his leg as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart now waits for Shawn Michaels to turn around… Spinning Back Elbow! Connects knocking down Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Josh Stewart now tags in Sonny Siaki…
Mark:Sonny Siaki and Josh Stewart whip Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes…Both men duck their head… Back Drop! No! Countered…Double DDT! By Shawn Michaels laying out both Josh Stewart and Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now trying to crawl towards the corner to make the tag…
Mark:Lone Jobber reaches out and gets the tag…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is back up on his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges and connects with a clothesline on Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki gets back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks him up… Brainbuster!
Rhino:Sonny Siaki was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Sonny Siaki 1…………………….2……………….3……No! Sonny Siaki gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki really needs to make a tag…
Mark:Lone Jobber now charges at Sonny Siaki… Hot Shot! By Sonny Siaki as he drops Lone Jobber throat first across the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is stunned…
Mark:Josh Stewart gets the tag from Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Lone Jobber right now is spinning around…
Mark:Josh Stewart lines up Lone Jobber… ENTER THE STEW!
Rhino:Josh Stewart got all of that kick…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg of Lone Jobber as we could have a new EWA Television Champion 1……………………..2…………………3……..NO! Shawn Michaels comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:We were just a half a count away from crowning a new EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Lone Jobber right now is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is looking to go in for the kill right now…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks up Lone Jobber… BRAIN STEW! NO! Lone Jobber blocks and now spins Josh Stewart around… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:I dont know if Lone Jobber got all of that kick but he got enough…
Mark:Lone Jobber falls on top of Josh Stewart 1……………………….2………………..3……..NO! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber right now is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Lone Jobber is going to fly… 450 SPLASH! CONNECTS!
Rhino:We are going to have a new EWA Total Impact Champion right here and now…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1…………………………2………………3…………NO! Sonny Siaki comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels clotheslines Sonny Siaki out of the ring and both men have tumbled to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is staggering back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines him up… THE GIMMICK! NO!
Rhino:Josh Stewart counters The Gimmick…
Mark:Josh Stewart spins Lone Jobber around… BRAIN STEW!
Rhino:Josh Stewart has knocked out Lone Jobber…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Lone Jobber 1…………………..2……………..3……….NO! Shawn Michaels comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is waiting to get a tag…
Mark:Josh Stewart and Lone Jobber are making their way back up on their feet…Josh Stewart hammers Lone Jobber with right hands…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is firing back with right hands…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for a clothesline… Josh Stewart ducks… ENTER THE STEW!
Rhino:That kick knocked Lone Jobber backwards…
Mark:Shawn Michaels tags himself in…
Rhino:Josh Stewart and Shawn Michaels are now exchaning shots…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… Josh Stewart with a reversal… Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Josh Stewart grabs the leg…
Rhino:This is a bad position for Shawn Michaels to be in right now…
Mark:Josh Stewart spins Shawn Michaels around… ENTER THE STEW… NO! Shawn Michaels trips up Josh Stewart… Shawn Michaels grabs him by the legs… SHARPSHOOTER!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has the Sharpshooter locked in in the middle of the ring…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is in the ring… Lone Jobber charges and tackles Sonny Siaki out of the ring…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:Josh Stewart is getting close to the ropes…Josh Stewart is almost there…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is pulling him back in to the middle of the ring…
Mark:Josh Stewart is trying one more time to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has it really locked in…
Mark:Josh Stewart reaches out… Shawn Michaels pulls him back again… JOSH STEWART TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners Still EWA Television Champion LONE JOBBER and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is the first Two Time EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:What a match up this was…
Rhino:It was one great war between these four men…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is the EWA Total Impact Champion and now its time for our Main E… Wait something is going on in the back…
Rhino:That’s William McConnell and Triple H face to face…
McConnell:Best of Luck… Your gonna need it…
HHH:SCREW YOU!
Rhino:What The Hell!
Mark:Triple H just rammed William McConnell’s head right in to the Wall…
Rhino:William McConnell is staggering around…
Mark:PEDIGREE ON THE CONCRETE!
Rhino:William McConnell is knocked out…
Mark:We need help for William McConnell… As we send it to the ring for the introductions to the Main Event…
Undisputed
EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Last Man Standing Match
Triple H vs Chris Jericho
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Last Man Standing Match and is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first…From Winnipeg, Manitoba… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO!
(“King of My World” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Mark:Well as we just saw Triple H lay out William McConnell who was suppose to be the Special Referee…
Rhino:Now we have no referee..
Mark:Triple H and Chris Jericho are looking at one another as they are ready to…
(“Sober” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:That music sounds familiar…
Mark:Its VERTIGO!
Rhino:And he is wearing a Referee’s shirt…
Mark:Well it looks like The Godfather of Extreme is going to be taking over as the Special Referee…
Rhino:Triple H doesn’t look to happy about this one…
Mark:Chris Jericho attacks Triple H and nails him with a couple of right hands as Triple H was distracted… Vertigo calls for the bell right now…
Rhino:Triple H has been caught off guard by Vertigo and now Jericho…
Mark:Chris Jericho backs Triple H up in to the corner with hard chops right across the chest… Chris Jericho whips Triple H off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:The Game is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Chris Jericho scores with a dropkick! As Triple H is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is trying to get away from Chris Jericho…
Mark:Chris Jericho launches himself over the top rope and lands right down on Triple H…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is opening up on Triple H on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho is looking for some sort of weapon right now…
Rhino:Chris Jericho has a singapore cane…
Mark:Chris Jericho nails Triple H right across the back with the cane…
Rhino:Anything goes in a Last Man Standing match up… As Chris Jericho just connected with the Singapore cane once again…
Mark:Triple H is trying to get back up on to his feet…Chris Jericho charges… Running Bulldog! Driving Triple H face first in to the Steel Steps…
Rhino:Triple H is down on the outside and Vertigo is counting out Triple H…
Mark:Vertigo gets up to Five and Triple H is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Chris Jericho…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges at Triple H… The Game ducks and he back drops Chris Jericho right on to the steel steps…
Rhino:That was a hard landing for Chris Jericho…
Mark:Triple H is now regrouping as he looks underneath the ring for something…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is getting back up slowly…
Mark:Triple H has a trash can and he nails Chris Jericho right in the head with the Trash Can…One more shot right across the back with that trash can…
Rhino:Triple H now rolls Chris Jericho back in to the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H just pulled out a steel chair from underneath the ring…
Mark:Triple H back up on the apron… Chris Jericho with a springboard dropkick and knocks the Steel Chair right back in to the face of Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H just got knocked back to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho goes back to the outside of the ring and brings Triple H back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Game is pulling himself back up…
Mark:Missle Dropkick! From the top rope by Y2J…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is in control right now…
Mark:Vertigo is counting Triple H out again…
Rhino:The Game is starting to move…
Mark:The Game is up at Seven…
Rhino:Chris Jericho grabs the steel chair that Triple H dropped…
Mark:Chris Jericho lays out the chair… Triple H charges… Running Bulldog! No! Triple H counters in to a side slam dropping Chris Jericho right down on to the steel chair…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is hurting as Vertigo starts to count him out…
Mark:Vertigo gets up to five as Chris Jericho is back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is now trying to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Triple H opens up on Chris Jericho with right hands… The Game whips Chris Jericho off in to the ropes… Running High Knee! By Triple H…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is staggering right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H is now opening up the chair as he picks up Chris Jericho… Side Slam! Right in to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is holding on to his back…
Mark:Vertigo gets up to Six and Chris Jericho is back up on to his feet in the corner…
Rhino:Triple H is folding up the chair…
Mark:Triple H swings the chair… Chris Jericho ducks… CODEBREAKER!
Rhino:The Game is down and out right now…
Mark:Vertigo has begun his count as Chris Jericho tries to keep himself up on his feet…
Rhino:Vertigo is up to Six…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Triple H is back up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho with chops right across the chest of Triple H as he whips him off in to the corner… The Game staggers out of the corner… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now setting up the table…
Mark:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is trying to get Triple H on to the table…
Mark:Triple H rakes the eyes of Chris Jericho and now shoots him off in to the ropes… Chris Jericho comes off the ropes… SPINEBUSTER! Through the Table!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is down right now after being drilled right through the table…
Mark:Vertigo is counting Chris Jericho down right now…
Rhino:Vertigo is up to Six…
Mark:Seven… Eight… Nine and Chris Jericho is back up on to his feet..
Rhino:Triple H just came back in to the ring and he has a Sledgehammer…
Mark:Chris Jericho spins around… SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE SKULL!
Rhino:Chris Jericho could have been knocked out after that shot…
Mark:Chris Jericho is bleeding as Vertigo is counting him down…
Rhino:Triple H believes this isit…
Mark:Six…Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN NO! Chris Jericho is back up…
Rhino:Triple H thought he had him…
Mark:Triple H quickly kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Now Chris Jericho isnt moving right now…
Mark:Vertigo is counting out Chris Jericho right now…
Rhino:Vertigo is up to four…
Mark:Triple H believes this is it now…As Vertigo is up to Seven… Eight… Nine… TEN! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and UNDISPUTED EWA World Heavyweight Champion TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game is back on his throne…
Mark:Vertigo gives Triple H the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… As Triple H celebrates his championship victory…
Rhino:Triple H did what everyone didn’t want to see and he is once again on top of the EWA Mountain…
Mark:Triple H is once again champion… We are out of time… Good Night Everyone! We will see you next month for May-Hem!
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