Sunday Night Smokeout 04-20-08
Mark:The fans in Cleveland, Ohio are excited as The EWA Shop at Shop.eWazone.com presents Sunday Night Smokeout… Rhino tonight we have a jammed packed line up with three huge championship matches…
Rhino:Matt Morgan gets his chance to prove that he is the dominant big man as he steps in to the Steel Cage with Lone Jobber for the EWA Television Championship…
Mark:Josh Stewart is looking to keep his winning streak going when he puts the EWA Total Impact Championship on the line against Paul Burchill…
Rhino:We will see if Paul Burchill can find a way to stop Josh Stewart’s dominance in the EWA…
Mark:Then we will see Cold & Dangerous defend the gold against the Number One Contenders The Edge Heads in a Death By Thumbtacks Match…
Rhino:Can The Edgeheads regain the gold? We will see if they are up the challenge here tonight…
Mark:Plus with it being Sunday Night Smokeout… We will see the return of the Bag O’ Weed Tag Team Ladder Match…When The Right to Censor’s Bull Buchanan and Godfather take on Justin Credible and the returning for One Night Only Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:I cant wait for that match…
Mark:Plus the contract signing for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match at Unholy Alliances… As lets take it to the Extreme with our opening cont…
(The lights in the arena dim out for a couple minutes in the Arena…)
Mark: Is there some sort of power failure going on or what?
Rhino: I don’t know Mark, but this is awful strange.
Mark: How is the show suppose to go on like this?
(Just then, “My Time” by John Cena begins to play over the speakers as the lights come back on as the fans jump to their feet, some cheering and some booing. Cena makes his way down the ramp way as he slides underneath the ropes and gets into the ring. He throws his arms in the air as he walks over to the corner turnbuckle where he grabs the microphone from the pa announcer)
Cena: Well, well, well…. Looky, looky,, Look who’s back!
(As some fans cheer and some boo..)
Mark: Mixed reaction for the former EWA Television Champion here tonight.
Rhino: What else did you expect Mark?
Cena: For those of you who like me, thank you. For those of you who boo me… Thank you as well. It doesn’t really matter what you folks do. You all pay your hard earned money to come and see me. Each of you all with the right to boo or cheer me. Either way, doesn’t make a damn bit of difference too me! I’m back in the EWA for only one reason and one reason only. ADAM SYNDAL. That’s right. I’ve come back to finish what I started. I thought maybe when he lost the Television title to me, that would be the end of Adam Syndal here in the EWA… BUT…
(And just then, “Still Fly” by The Devil Wears Prada begins to play as out comes the man himself, Mr. Adam Syndal. All the fans inside of the arena are booing him as he just smirks and makes his way towards the ring..)
Mark: There he is folks. Adam Syndal himself…
Rhino: Buckle up Mark because I see a blast from the past coming on with these two guys!
(As Adam gets inside of the ring and gets face to face with Cena as the camera gets a close up shot of the side of their faces, nose to nose. Neither man not saying any word, just staring each other down. The music would fade out, now all you could hear was half of the crowd is cheering “Let’s go Cena!” and the other half that hates Cena is cheering “Let’s go Adam!”. Both men look out into the crowd before Syndal breaks away and begins to talk..)
Mark: WOW! Listen to this people Rhino… This is absolutely insane!
Rhino: These man are getting quite a response from this die hard EWA fans.
Syndal: BUUUT… You were wrong my friend, dead wrong. How is it that you thought you could actually get rid of me?! Let me ask you something John?
(As Syndal leans in towards Cena’s ear and almost in a whispering voice ask…)
Syndal: Are you high?
(As the people who hate Cena are laughing and cheering on Adam..)
Mark: I can’t believe these people are cheering Syndal!
Rhino: That’s how much those people don’t like Cena, Mark.
Syndal: John, when you’re as good.. No, scratch that.. GREAT, as me.. You can come and go as please. So, before you go on about how you got rid of me, let’s get one thing crystal clear, Cena.. One match means nothing to me. I am a former EWA Television Champion AND Tag Team Champion.. Do you honestly think a lose to the likes of you is gonna put me out of the EWA for good? HELL NO! I had other reasons for leaving the way I did.. But now I’m back, and I’m gonna pick off right where I left off. I guess it’s only fittin’ that you decided to make your “glorious” return as well.. ‘Cause now, I can end the pathetic excuse of career you’ve got going.. Once and for all! How ya’ like ‘dem apples, John?
(Cena walks around the ring as he smiles before he puts the microphone to his mouth..)
Cena: It’s nice to see that you haven’t lost your touch on the microphone there Adam. Let’s be honest here Adam, that mouth of yours is the only thing you’ve got going for you. Hell the only time I think that mouth has ever been shut was when it had a big black…
(The crowd finishes the sentence for Cena..)
Cena: Well, I was gonna say pole, but we’ll run with that too! See Adam, I’m not the only one who knows this. You’ve sucked off more men than Jenna Valentine ever had sex with! Annnd we all know how big of a slut that she was. Let’s make something perfectly clear to you Adam. I told you long ago that I would be the reason that you leave wrestling for ever. The only way you would be back in wrestling was when I allowed it to be. Last time I checked Adam, I never gave you any permission.
(Syndal cuts him off…)
Syndal: Last time I checked.. I never need yours, or anyone’s permission for anything! I am Adam friggin’ Syndal, damnit! The “Personification of Greatness”, the “Shining Light” of Professional Wrestling.. Does that ring a bell to you, Cena? But clearly.. You bein’ the reason me leaving wrestling doesn’t register for me. You could never drive me out of the business that I love.. Hell, I’m the poster child for this business kid.. I’m the reason people tune in every week.. You never know where I might pop up, yet you’re gonna be the one to be the reason I leave, are you kidding me? Of course you are, ’cause all you’ve got is jokes.. With nothing to back ’em up! You’re one tiny joke after joke.. But hey, from what I’ve heard.. That ain’t the only tiny thing about you. Sorry, I had to do it.. You understand right? So, you got anymore jokes, boy.. Or are we gonna settle this the old fashioned way? Because, quite frankly.. I’m tired of hearin’ your mouth run and I plan on shuttin’ it permanently! And that John, is…
(Now Cena cuts him off…)
Cena: …Is NOT a fact, Adam! Shut your mouth for a second because honestly, nobody around here cares to hear it. I only knew it would be a matter of time before you would coming out here and claim how great you are. The “Personification of Greatness” as you like to say… Over and Over and Over and.. Your getting the point, right? And I believe your mistaken Mr. Syndal because the only poster you are on, is one with your mug shot on it for CHILD molesting! These aren’t jokes Adam, this is truth! Don’t hate and get mad at me because every time you come out here trying to rip me apart on a microphone, you end up looking like the biggest fool. I’m not going to accept your challenge for fight here and right now because later on, the former 16x World Heavyweight Champion.. The Legend of Wrestling himself, Ric Flair is going to kick your ass!
Syndal: Well, well, well.. Look who decided to be a pansy all the sudden! You talk a whole lot of trash, John, yet you fail to deliver on it over and over again. It’s sad really.. I honestly feel bad for you. But not nearly as bad I do for the geriatric geezer back there waiting in the wings! That old man doesn’t know what he’s in for.. Matter of a fact, I’m not sure he even knows where he’s at!
(Adam laughs as the crowd boos.)
Syndal: Yeah, he may be the sixteen time World Heavyweight Champion.. Big friggin’ deal. Does he want a cookie? That just means he lost it over and over.. And over! Yet, he’s going to kick my ass? He’ll be lucky if I let him walk out of that ring tonight.. Matter of a fact, I doubt I will. Since Sir Lancelot over here decided to stand up for the geezer, yet he couldn’t do it himself. Good going, Cena.. You just signed the Nature Boy’s life away.. How does that make you feel?
(Cena laughs at Adam..)
Cena: Adam, it’s yet to be seen. In fact, I’m highly doubting it’ll be seen because I’ve changed my mind in fact.. IF YOU WANT SOME, then so do I! So let’s stop all the yip-yapping and let’s do the damn thing then!
Rhino:These two men look like they want to go…
Mark:Officials have come out to separate these two men…
Rhino:They really look like they were ready to go…
Mark:The fans wanted to see it… But this is not the time or the place as we have a show to put on…
Rhino:We will see Adam Syndal later on tonight against Ric Flair…
Mark:The fans wanted the fight as we hear them boo as both men are escorted out of the arena… As we get set for our opening contest finally at Sunday Night Smokeout…
Jillian Hall vs Maryse
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Ashland, Kentucky… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… JILLIAN HALL!
(“Sliced Bread” plays as Jillian Hall enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Montreal, Quebec… Weighing in at 112 Pounds… MARYSE!
(“All Summer Long” plays as Maryse enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds as this match up is under way… Jillian Hall connects with a couple of shots right to Maryse…
Rhino:Those shots are connecting square on and is backing Maryse up…
Mark:Jillian Hall whips Maryse off in to the ropes…Jillian Hall goes for a clothesline… Maryse ducks the clothesline…
Rhino:Here comes Maryse…
Mark:Maryse comes off the farside ropes and nails the Pop Princess with a flying cross body… Cover by Maryse 1………………2……………… Jillian Hall kicks out…
Rhino:Jillian Hall is getting right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Maryse hammers Jillian Hall with forearms and is now backing her up in the corner…
Rhino:Maryse is now climbing up the corner…
Mark:Maryse scores with right hands to Jillian Hall… Maryse is up to number seven and Jillian Hall shoves her off the rope…
Rhino:Maryse comes right back at Jillian…
Mark:Jillian Hall moves out of the way and Maryse runs right in to the corner…
Rhino:Maryse is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Jillian Hall scoops her up and spins her around with a big slam…
Rhino:Maryse is trying to pull herself back up in the corner…
Mark:Jillian Hall with a hand spring… Back Elbow Smash right in to the corner by Jillian Hall…
Rhino:Maryse is in some trouble right now as she staggers out of the corner…
Mark:Samoan Drop! By Jillian Hall… Jillian Hall goes for the cover on Maryse 1……………………2……………3…….No! Maryse gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Maryse is trying to find away right now to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Jillian Hall now is now waiting for Maryse to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:This looks to be the end for Maryse…
Mark:Jillian Hall hooks her up… FULL NELSON BULLDOG!
Rhino:Jillian Hall just drilled her right in to the mat…
Mark:Jillian Hall covers Maryse 1………………….2………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JILLIAN HALL!
Rhino:A Nice Debut victory here for Jillian Hall tonight…
Mark:Strong victory for Jillian Hall… Still to come tonight we will see former EWA Womens Champion Alexis Laree in action… But its back to the ring for our next contest…
Cameron Mignano vs Val Venis
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing The Right to Censor… VAL VENIS!
(“Censor” plays as Val Venis enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Queens, Ny… Weighing in at 185 Pounds… CAMERON MIGNANO!
(“Dont Hold Back” plays as Cameron Mignano enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Cameron Mignano goes after Val Venis and nails him with a couple of hard shots… Val Venis comes back with a couple of hard right hands…
Rhino:That last right hand knocked Cameron Mignano off of his feet…
Mark:Val Venis now scoops up and slams Cameron Mignano down to the canvas… Val Venis now comes off the ropes and drops a big elbow right down on to Cameron Mignano…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:Val Venis now hooks up Cameron Mignano and takes him over with a vertical suplex… Val Venis goes for the cover on Cameron Mignano 1………………..2…………….Cameron Mignano kicks out…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Val Venis with right hands and is now backing Cameron Mignano back up in to the corner…
Rhino:Val Venis is really hammering in with those right hands…
Mark:Val Venis with an irish whip and sends Cameron Mignano off in to the farside corner… Cameron Mignano now springs off the turnbuckle as Val Venis charges and comes back with a cross body block…
Rhino:Both men get right back up…
Mark:Val Venis charges at Cameron Mignano… Cameron Mignano ducks the clothesline… Val Venis turns around and gets caught with a spin heel kick…
Rhino:Val Venis is now back up on to his feet…
Mark:Cameron Mignano hooks up Val Venis and takes him over with a T-Bone Suplex…
Rhino:Nice suplex right there as he really took him over with the T-Bone…
Mark:Cameron Mignano covers Val Venis 1…………………2………….. Val Venis kicks out…
Rhino:Val Venis is now pulling himself back up…
Mark:Cameron Mignano goes behind Val Venis… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Moonsault! Missed! As Val Venis gets his knees up and Cameron Mignano goes crashing in to the knees of Val Venis…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is now dazed at the moment…
Mark:Val Venis hooks up Cameron Mignano… Fisherman’s Suplex! With a Bridge 1……………………2……………..3…..NO! Cameron Mignano kicks out…
Rhino:Val Venis is getting upset right now as he gets in to the face of the referee…
Mark:Cameron Mignano is back up and Val Venis slams him down to the canvas…
Rhino:It looks like Val Venis is now going to end it as he is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Val Venis is taking a little too long to get up on the top rope…
Rhino:Hes been jaw jacking with the fans…
Mark:Cameron Mignano is now back up and stops Val Venis up on the top rope…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is now climbing the ropes…
Mark:Cameron Mignano is now hooking up Val Venis… DEAREST MISTAKE!
Rhino:What a move that was as he drove him right in to the mat…
Mark:Cameron Mignano with the cover 1…………………….2…………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CAMERON MIGNANO!
Rhino:What a Debut for Cameron Mignano…
Mark:Cameron debuts in the EWA with a victory… Still to come we will see the former EWA Womens Champion Beth Phoenix in action… But its back to the ring for our next bout…
Lizzy Valentine vs Shantelle Taylor
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From New York City… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… LIZZY VALENTINE!
(“Playmate of the Year” plays as Lizzy Valentine enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… SHANTELLE TAYLOR!
(Shantelle’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Shantelle Taylor nails her with a couple of shots right across the chest of Lizzy Valentine..
Rhino:Shantelle Taylor is backing Lizzy Valentine up in to the ropes…
Mark:Shantelle Taylor whips Lizzy Valentine off in to the ropes… Shanette Taylor goes for a clothesline…
Rhino:Lizzy ducked the clothesline…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine comes off the ropes… Flying Headscissors Takedown! By Lizzy Valentine…
Rhino:Nice move right there and it has Shantelle Taylor staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine now hooks up and connects with a snap suplex on Shantelle Taylor… Lizzy Valentine goes for the cover 1………………2………. Shantelle Taylor kicks out…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine is starting to build some momentum…
Mark:Shantelle Taylor makes her way back up on to her feet and Lizzy Valentine scores with a couple of hard forearm shots…
Rhino:She is rocking her head backwards…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine with a hard kick right to the midsection… Piledriver coming up… No! Shantelle Taylor with a back body drop…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine is slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Shantelle Taylor now scores with a hard shot to Lizzy Valentine and now sends her off in to the corner…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine hit the corner hard…
Mark:Shantelle Taylor gets a full head of steam… Big Splash! No!
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine moved out of the way…
Mark:Shantelle Taylor got nothing but turnbuckle right there…
Rhino:Shantelle Taylor seems dazed at the moment…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine hooks her up… TORNADO DDT!
Rhino:Shantelle Taylor just got planted…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine hooks the leg 1………………….2………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LIZZY VALENTINE!
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine with a solid victory here tonight over Shantelle Taylor…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will hear from the two men who will be in the Unholy Alliances EWA World Heavyweight Championship Match as they sign on the dotted line to make the match up official… But its back to the ring for more in ring action…
Roucka vs Christy Hemme
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Los Angeles,Ca… Weighing in at 116 Pounds… CHRISTY HEMME!
(“Society Box” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is Christy Hemme?
Mark:I dont know… Wait one moment… Something is going on in the back right now…
Rhino:Christy Hemme looks to have been laid out by someone…
Mark:We are getting some medical attention for Christy Hemme right now…
Rhino:Who could have done such a thing to Christy Hemme?
Mark:I dont know but as she is being helped out right now in the backstage area we would like to remind you to check out the EWA Shop where you can purchase all of the latest in EWA Gear… From eWazone.com & KJew TV Shirts…
Rhino:Plus you cant forget about Teddy’s People…
Mark:Its all on Shop.eWazone.com… As we send it back down to the ring after the cheap plug for the introductions of our next contest…
Big Daddy Ace vs Wyld Fyre vs Michael W. Kruel
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Triple Threat Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From The State of California… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… WYLD FYRE!
(“Bawitdaba” plays as Wyld Fyre enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Accompanied by Roucka… MICHAEL W. KRUEL!
(Kruel’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes right after Wyld Fyre and nails him with straight right hands… Big Daddy Ace whips Wyld Fyre off in to the ropes… Wyld Fyre comes off the ropes and Big Daddy Ace nails him with a hard back elbow right to the face…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is getting right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now scoops up Wyld Fyre and puts him up on his shoulder… Shoulder Breaker!
Rhino:Watch out for Michael Kruel…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By Michael Kruel from behind… Michael Kruel covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………..2………….. Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Michael Kruel goes behind Wyld Fyre and nails him with a release German Suplex!
Rhino:Wyld Fyre was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Michael Kruel now covers Wyld Fyre 1…………………..2………….. Big Daddy Ace pulls Michael Kruel off of Wyld Fyre…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now opening up on Michael Kruel with right hands…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Michael Kruel hard in to the corner…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Powerslam! By Big Daddy Ace… Big Daddy Ace goes right for the cover 1……………………..2………………….Wyld Fyre comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is now trying to drill in shots in on Big Daddy Ace at the moment…
Mark:Wyld Fyre now whips Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Wyld Fyre ducks his head and Big Daddy Ace kicks him right in the head…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is spinning around…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… Sitdown Powerbomb! By The Big Tyme Playa…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace could have him right here…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with the cover 1……………………..2………………..3….NO! Michael Kruel comes and breaks it up by kicking Big Daddy Ace right in the back…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is now nailing Big Daddy Ace with a couple of shots…
Mark:Michael W. Kruel hooks up Big Daddy Ace… KRUEL BOMB!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Michael Kruel covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………………..2………………3……..NO! Wyld Fyre comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Michael Kruel and Wyld Fyre are exchanging shots…
Mark:Jawbreaker! By Wyld Fyre as now Michael Kruel is staggering around…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is setting him up…
Mark:ZACA! NO! Michael Kruel escapes…
Rhino:Roucka was worried for her man right there…
Mark:Michael Kruel hooks up Wyld Fyre… LIBERTY LOCK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Wyld Fyre is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is too far from the ropes…
Mark:It looks like Wyld Fyre is going to tap out… NO! Big Daddy Ace comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just grabbed Michael Kruel and tossed him out of the ring…
Mark:Wyld Fyre is staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has him eyed up…
Mark:ACE CRUSHER! By Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:That’s gotta be it as Big Daddy Ace has laid out Wyld Fyre…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with the cover 1………………….2……………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets himself back on track with a big win here tonight at Sunday Night Smokeout…
Mark:The road to Unholy Alliances continues as later on tonight we will see the EWA Tag Team Champions Cold & Dangerous in action… As we send it back to the ring for the next cont… Wait one second something is going on in the backstage area…
Rhino:What is going on now?
Mark:Trish Stratus is assulting Ashley Massaro in the back right now…
Rhino:These two were schedule to face one another in our next match…
Mark:Trish Stratus just tossed Ashley Massaro over a table and Ashley is hurting at the moment…
Rhino:Thank God Officials have just stepped in to get Trish Stratus away from Ashley Massaro…
Mark:Hopefully we can get an update on Ashley’s Condition and find out why Trish Stratus attacked her like that… But for now we must continue on with the show as we send it back to the ring for the in ring return of Arkum…
Arkum vs Matt Sydal
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Deathlehem… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… ARKUM!
(“Reflections” plays as Arkum enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 177 Pounds… Accopanied to the ring by Lizzy Valentine… MATT SYDAL!
(“Coming Undone” plays as Matt Sydal enters the arena…)
Mark:Both men lock up in the center of the ring… Arkum with a couple of uppercuts underneath the jaw of Matt Sydal…
Rhino:Matt Sydal got knocked off of his feet after that last uppercut…
Mark:Matt Sydal gets back up and Arkum whips him off in to the ropes… Arkum connects with a Running Wheel Kick!
Rhino:Nice kick right there by Matt Sydal…
Mark:Arkum covers Matt Sydal quickly 1………………….2……………Matt Sydal kicks out…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Arkum with a couple of shots to Matt Sydal and now pulls him out of the corner… Arkum hooks up Matt Sydal… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1…………………….2…………….Matt Sydal kicks out…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is struggling right now…
Mark:Arkum now with a couple of shots and now goes behind Matt Sydal… Belly to Back Suplex! No! Matt Sydal lands on his feet… Matt Sydal rolls up Arkum 1…………….2………..Arkum kicks out…
Rhino:Arkum gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Sydal kicks Arkum in the midsection…Matt Sydal scores with a Hurricanranna! Taking down Matt Sydal…
Rhino:Arkum is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Sydal charges at Arkum… Diving Leg Lariat! Matt Sydal now goes for another cover on Arkum 1………………..2……………Arkum kicks out again…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is taking control of this contest…
Mark:Matt Sydal now hooks up Arkum… Snapmare Driver!
Rhino:What a suplex that was…
Mark:Matt Sydal covers Arkum again 1………………2…………….Arkum kicks out…
Rhino:This is Arkum’s first match up here in the EWA since October and right now he is showing some signs of Ring Rust…
Mark:Arkum is now getting back up on to his feet as Matt Sydal scoops up and slams Arkum straight down to the mat…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is now going to the outside on the ring apron…
Mark:Springboard 450 Splash! Connects! Right down on to Arkum…
Rhino:Matt Sydal could have Arkum right here and now…
Mark:Matt Sydal now hooks the leg 1…………………….2…………………3…………… NO! Arkum gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Very close call right there…
Mark:Matt Sydal is now putting the boots to Arkum as he gets back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is now going behind Arkum…
Mark:Belly to Back Piledriver! No! Arkum escapes… Arkum now hooks up Matt Sydal… The DVD on TV 2k 08!
Rhino:The Electric Chair Death Valley Driver… What a move that was…
Mark:Arkum covers Matt Sydal 1……………………2……………….3……….NO! Matt Sydal gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Matt Sydal barely got his shoulder up right there…
Mark:Arkum now charges at Matt Sydal… The Glistening Archtech!
Rhino:Arkum nailed Matt Sydal right in the back of the head…
Mark:Arkum covers Matt Sydal 1………………………2……………..3………..NO! Matt Sydal gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Arkum is now looking to go inf or the kill right now…
Mark:Matt Sydal is back up on his feet… POST CARD FROM… No! Matt Sydal escapes… School Boy! 1…………………2……………….3…………NO! Arkum kicks out…
Rhino:Both men are back up on to their feet…
Mark:Matt Sydal charges at Arkum… Arkum ducks the clothesline… POST CARD FROM DEATHLEHEM!
Rhino:Matt Sydal has been laid out…
Mark:Arkum covers Matt Sydal 1…………………….2………….3…….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ARKUM!
Rhino:Arkum returns to the EWA and picks up the victory here tonight over Matt Sydal…
Mark:A solid return for Arkum… Still to come Lone Jobber defends the EWA Television Championship inside the Steel Cage… But its back to the ring for more in ring action…
Ivory & The Kat vs Angelina Love & Velvet Sky
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number one… Weighing in at a combined weight of 243 Pounds… Angelina Love & Velvet Sky… VELVET LOVE ENTERTAINMENT!
(“Dont Even Lie” plays as Angelina Love & Velvet Sky enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 240 Pounds… Representing The Right to Censor… THE KAT & IVORY!
(“Censor” plays as Ivory & The Kat enter the arena…)
Mark:It will be Angelina Love and The Kat starting things out…
Rhino:Ivory is forcing The Kat to start this match up…
Mark:Angelina Love and The Kat lock up in the center of the ring… Angelina Love shoves The Kat back down in to the mat…
Rhino:The Kat gets up on to her feet slowly…
Mark:Angelina Love kicks The Kat right in the midsection and now hooks her up and slams her down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Kat is trying to get back up…
Mark:Angelina Love runs at The Kat and drops an elbow right in to the lower back of The Kat…
Rhino:Angelina Love is now dragging The Kat towards the corner…
Mark:Angelina Love tags in Velvet Sky… Angelina Love and Velvet Sky whip The Kat off in to the ropes… Double Back Body Drop!
Rhino:The Kat went flying high in the air with that back body drop…
Mark:Velvet Sky now covers The Kat 1……………….2………………. The Kat kicks out…
Rhino:The Kat is trying to crawl to the corner to tag out to Ivory…
Mark:Velvet Sky pulls The Kat back up on to her feet by the hair… Velvet Sky hooks up The Kat… Russian Leg Sweep!
Rhino:The Kat is in a bad way right now…
Mark:Velvet Sky covers The Kat 1……………………….2…………….3…….No! The Kat some how gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:The Kat continues to try and crawl to the corner…
Mark:Angelina Love now gets the tag from Velvet Sky…
Rhino:The Kat is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Angelina Love charges at The Kat… Dropkick! By The Kat…
Rhino:The Kat caught Angelina Love right in the face with the dropkick…
Mark:The Kat now needs to make the tag…
Rhino:Ivory is reaching out…
Mark:The Kat is almost there…
Rhino:Velvet Sky gets the tag…
Mark:Ivory drops off the apron…
Rhino:I guess this is Right to Censor treatment from Ivory right here to The Kat…
Mark:The Kat now turns around… BLONDE AMBITION!
Rhino:The Kat has been laid out by Velvet Sky…
Mark:Velvet Sky covers The Kat 1…………………….2…………………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners VELVET LOVE ENTERTAINMENT!
Rhino:Velvet Love Entertainment picks up the victory in an impressive victory over The Right to Censor…
Mark:Velvet Love Entertainment is a strong unit here in the EWA… We heard from Adam Syndal earlier in the evening but it is now time to see him return to the ring against the Nature Boy Ric Flair…
Ric Flair vs Adam Syndal
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Charlotte, North Carolina… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… Nature Boy RIC FLAIR!
(“Also Sprach Zarathustra” plays as Ric Flair enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:As Ric Flair was making his way down to the ring Adam Syndal came out from behind and nailed him with a clothesline…
Rhino:Adam Syndal is really putting the boots to the Nature Boy Ric Flair on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Adam Syndal now whips Ric Flair hard in to the steel steps…
Rhino:The Nature Boy is hurting right now as Adam Syndal jumped him before this match up even started…
Mark:Adam Syndal now rolls Ric Flair back in to the ring…
Rhino:The damage has already been done to Ric Flair as he is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:The bell has now sounded as Ric Flair turns around… Adam Syndal with a kick right to the midsection… SYNDROME!
Rhino:The Nature Boy is out cold…
Mark:Adam Syndal covers Ric Flair 1…………………….2………………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ADAM SYNDAL!
Rhino:Impactful Return by Adam Syndal here tonight…
Mark:It looks like he isnt done as he has gone to the outside of the ring to get a steel chair…
Rhino:It looks like Adam Syndal wants to put the Nature Boy out of action for good…
Mark:Adam Syndal is lining up Ric Flair…
Rhino:JOHN CENA!
Mark:John Cena has ran down to the ring and is chasing Adam Syndal out of the ring…
Rhino:John Cena and Adam Syndal had a heated exchanged earlier on tonight…
Mark:John Cena is staring down Adam Syndal as he walks up the ramp…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Shane:Well it looks like the two of you have some pretty unresolved issues from your past here in the EWA…
Rhino:It does seem that way to me…
Shane:And I figure… That the best way to do it is to put you both in the ring together so you can settle these issues that the two fo you have with one another…
Mark:Syndal and Cena… One on One… It doesn’t get any bigger than that…
Rhino:No it doesn’t…
Shane:But it wont be One on One…
(Crowd Boos)
Rhino:Why not One on One?
Shane:As you see our Next Pay Per View is called Unholy Alliances and the two of you will be PARTNERS at Unholy Alliances… So best of luck to the two of you on April 30th at Unholy Alliances…
Rhino:Well Shane McMahon just made a huge statement right there…
Mark:That’s another interesting scenario put together by the Boss Shane McMahon… But its back to the ring for more action…
Katie Lea vs Alexis Laree
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From London, England… Weighing in at 134 Pounds… KATIE LEA!
(Katie Lea’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Downfall” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Alexis Laree and Katie Lea lock up in the center of the ring… Both women are battling for position… Alexis Laree with a side head lock in on Katie Lea…
Rhino:She is grinding away with the headlock on Katie Lea…
Mark:Katie Lea nails Alexis Laree with elbows right to the midsection and breaks up the headlock and shoves her off in to the ropes… Alexis Laree comes off the ropes and nails Katie Lea with a shoulder block…
Rhino:Katie Lea’s head bounced right off the mat…
Mark:Katie Lea gets back up on to her feet and now Alexis Laree scoops up and slams Katie Lea straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now up on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! From the middle rope by Alexis Laree… Alexis Laree covers Katie Lea 1…………………2………… Katie Lea kicks out…
Rhino:Katie Lea is getting back up on to her feet slowly…
Mark:Alexis Laree now whips Katie Lea off in to the ropes… Reversal by Katie Lea… Dropkick! By Katie Lea…
Rhino:Katie Lea connected with a nice dropkick to the former EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Katie Lea covers Alexis Laree 1………………..2…………….Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Katie Lea now hooks up Alexis Laree and drops her with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Alexis Laree with dropped right on her face…
Mark:Katie Lea covers Alexis Laree 1………………………2………………….3…No! Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now struggling to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Katie Lea now goes behind Alexis Laree and now hooks her up… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is in trouble now…
Mark:Katie Lea covers Alexis Laree 1……………………..2……………..3…No! Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up once again…
Rhino:Katie Lea is taking it to the former EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Well look who is coming down the ramp right now…
Rhino:Its Stephanie McMahon!
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is coming down to the ring and she is trying to get the crowd to support Alexis Laree right now…
Rhino:Katie Lea is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Alexis Laree is staggering back up on to her feet… Missle Dropkick! Missed! As Alexis Laree moves out of the way…
Rhino:Both women are now staggering back up on to their feet…
Mark:Katie Lea goes for a right hand… Alexis Laree blocks and nails her with a couple of forearm shots backing her up in to the corner…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is firing back in to the match up…
Mark:Spiral Headscissors! By Alexis Laree taking Katie Lea out of the corner…
Rhino:Katie Lea is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges at Katie Lea…Thez Press! With right hands by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is really taking it to Katie Lea…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon continues to cheer on Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now looking down and sees Stephanie McMahon…
Mark:Alexis Laree is telling Stephanie McMahon to leave…
Rhino:Katie Lea is now back up…
Mark:School Girl! 1……………………..2………………..3….No! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Both women are back up…
Mark:Katie Lea is now hooking up Alexis Laree… KAT NAP! NO! Alexis Laree counters and now spins Katie Lea around… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:Katie Lea was just planted…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Katie Lea 1…………………….2………………3…….ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Alexis Laree with a strong win as she heads in to Unholy Alliances to compete for the EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:Stephanie McMahon is offering to shake the hand of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree just slapped her hand away…
Mark:It looks like Stephanie was trying to make peace with Alexis Laree but it was not to be… We will see how they can work as a team at Unholy Alliances… But its back to more in ring action…
Beth Phoenix vs Lilith Evans
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Elmira, New York… Weighing in at 150 Pounds… BETH PHOENIX!
(“Glamazon” plays as Beth Phoenix enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Unbreakable” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Mark:Lilith Evans goes right up in to the face of Beth Phoenix and nails her with hard forearm shots… Beth Phoenix comes back with a big right hand knocking down Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Lilith Evans gets right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Beth Phoenix with a couple of hard shots and Beth Phoenix now hooks up Lilith Evans and nails her with a Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:Beth Phoenix just dropped Lilith Evans right in to the mat…
Mark:Beth Phoenix now covers Lilith Evans 1………………..2…………. Lilith Evans kicks out…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is pulling Lilith Evans back up on to her feet in to the corner…
Mark:Beth Phoenix is now sticking her boot right underneath the throat of Lilith Evans in the corner…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is being choked out by Beth Phoenix in the corner…
Mark:Beth Phoenix pulls Lilith Evans out of the corner… Kick to the midsection by Beth Phoenix and now hooks up Lilith Evans… Gutwrench Suplex!
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is really taking it to Lilith Evans…
Mark:Beth Phoenix covers Lilith Evans 1……………………..2………….. Lilith Evans kicks out once again…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Beth Phoenix charges at Lilith Evans… Lilith Evans get her boot up right in the face of Beth Phoenix…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is now staggering around…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks up Beth Phoenix… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:Beth Phoenix just got planted in to the canvas…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Beth Phoenix 1……………….2……………3……..No! Beth Phoenix kicks out…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is getting right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans now hooks up Beth Phoenix… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is in trouble now…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Beth Phoenix 1……………………..2……………3……….NO! Beth Phoenix gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans kicks Beth Phoenix in the midsection… DRIVEN!
Rhino:Lilith Evans could have the former EWA Womens Champion right here…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Beth Phoenix 1………………….2……………3……..NO! Beth Phoenix gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now hooking up Beth Phoenix… TORTURED! NO! Beth Phoenix counters out… Beth Phoenix now hooks up Lilith Evans… Beth Valley Driver!
Rhino:Lilith Evans just got dropped right on her head…
Mark:Beth Phoenix covers Lilith Evans 1……………………..2…………….3………NO! Lilith Evans get her shoulder up…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is now trying to put Lilith Evans away right now….
Mark:Alexis Laree has come down to the ringside area right now…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is giving a little bit of lip service to Beth Phoenix telling her that she wont beat her at Unholy Alliances…
Mark:Lilith Evans is back up on her to her feet… Beth Phoenix hooks up Lilith Evans… FISHERMANS BUSTER! NO! Lilith Evans Escapes… TORTURED!
Rhino:Lilith Evans could have the former EWA Womens Champion right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans with the cover 1……………………2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LILITH EVANS!
Rhino:Lilith Evans just defeated the former EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:Beth Phoenix teams with Lita at Unholy Alliances to take on Alexis Laree and Stephanie McMahon for the EWA Womens Championship…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is making the sign that she is going to walk out the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:We will crown a new Womens Champion at Unholy Alliances… But its back to the ring for our next contest…
Chris Jericho vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Winnipeg, Manitoba… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO!
(“King Of My World” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:Chris Jericho gets right up in the face of The Rock and slaps him right across the face…
Rhino:The Rock is smiling after that Slap…
Mark:The Rock now tells Chris Jericho to bring it… Chris Jericho goes for a right hand… The Rock blocks and now opens up on Chris Jericho with right hands…
Rhino:The Rock is really hammering in on Chris Jericho right now…
Mark:The Rock now backs Chris Jericho up in to the ropes with right hands… The Rock whips Chris Jericho off in to the ropes… Chris Jericho comes off the ropes and The Rock scores with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock charges at Chris Jericho with a clothesline… Chris Jericho ducks and The Rock gets back dropped to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Chris Jericho flies and dives right down on to The Rock on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now hammering The Rock on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho now grabs The Rock by the head and rams him right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:The Rock is in trouble on the outside…
Mark:Chris Jericho now rolls The Rock back in to the ring…
Rhino:Y2J is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:The Rock gets back up… Missile Dropkick! By Chris Jericho laying out The Rock…
Rhino:Y2J is taking it to the Peoples Champion right now…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers The Rock 1……………………2……………….The Rock kicks out…
Rhino:The Rock is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho with hard knife edge chops right across the chest of The Rock…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is lighting up The Rock at the moment…
Mark:The Rock gets whipped in to the ropes by Chris Jericho… Dropkick! No! The Rock holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Chris Jericho caught nothing but air right there…
Mark:Chris Jericho staggers back up… The Rock charges at Chris Jericho and lays him out with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Rock is now trying to back Chris Jericho up in to the corner…
Mark:The Rock putting the boots to Chris Jericho in the corner… The Rock whips Chris Jericho hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Samoan Drop! By The Rock… The Rock covers Chris Jericho 1……………….2………………..3…No! Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:The Rock now waiting for Chris Jericho to get back up on to his feet… The Rock hooks up Chris Jericho… ROCK BOTTOM! NO!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is fighting out of the Rock Bottom…
Mark:Chris Jericho lines up The Rock… CODE BREAKER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers The Rock 1…………………………2………………….3………..NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho thought he had him right there…
Mark:The Rock is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Chris Jericho has that look in his eye…
Mark:Chris Jericho trips up The Rock… WALLS OF JERICHO!
Rhino:The Rock is in trouble in the middle of the ring…
Mark:The Rock is trying to crawl to the ropes right now…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is continuing to apply pressure with the Walls of Jericho…
Mark:The Rock is now reaching out for the ropes and The Rock grabs the ropes so the holdmust be broken…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is taking his time to break up the hold….
Mark:The Rock is holding on to his back right now as he is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now going behind The Rock…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges… Running Bulldog! No! The Rock shoves him off in to the ropes… Chris Jericho comes off the ropes… Spinebuster!
Rhino:The Rock just drove Chris Jericho straight in the mat…
Mark:The Rock is now standing over Chris Jericho…
Rhino:The elbow pad has just come off…
Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes and he delivers the Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment… PEOPLES ELBOW!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:The Rock covers Chris Jericho 1……………………….2………………3……….NO! Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock can not believe it…
Mark:The Rock is arguing with the referee right now…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now staggering back up on to his feet right now…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Chris Jericho… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Chris Jericho blocks and shoves The Rock off in to the corner…
Rhino:The Rock is staggering backwards…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By Chris Jericho driving The Rock in the midsection…
Rhino:Here comes Chris Jericho…
Mark:LIONSAULT! NO! The Rock gets his kness up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now staggering around…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM! The Rock hooks the leg 1…………………2……………3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock picks up a hard faught victory over Chris Jericho…
Mark:Both men gave it their all but The Rock was able to pull out the victory… But its time to see The Showstopper in action…
Shawn Michaels vs Goldberg
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 285 Pounds… GOLDBERG!
(“Invasion” plays as Goldberg enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Goldberg lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to over power Goldberg and it is not working…
Mark:Goldberg twists the arms of Shawn Michaels and you can see the pain on his face…
Rhino:Goldberg is really one strong man…
Mark:Goldberg now lifts Shawn Michaels high up in to the air with a Gorilla Press…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble as he has no place to go but down…
Mark:Goldberg drops Shawn Michaels straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Showstopper is getting back up…
Mark:Goldberg scoops him up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam! By Goldberg… Goldberg covers Shawn Michaels 1……………2………….. Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now rolling out of the ring to get away from the powerful Goldberg…
Mark:This is the only choice Shawn Michaels has at the moment…
Rhino:Goldberg is going right after Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Goldberg is chasing Shawn Michaels around the ring…
Rhino:Shawn just rolled back in to the ring…
Mark:Goldberg follows him in… Baseball Slide! By Shawn Michaels right in to the face of Goldberg…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now putting the boots to Goldberg…
Mark:Goldberg is making his way back up on to his feet in the corner… Shawn Michaels connects with hard chops right across the chest of Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg’s chest is starting to become red after a couple of those chops…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now whips Goldberg off in to the farside… Goldberg with a hard reversal… Shawn Michaels flips off the corner…
Rhino:Shawn is dazed as he staggers around the ring…
Mark:Goldberg lifts Shawn Michaels up in the air again with a Press Slam… Shawn Michaels rakes the eyes of Goldberg to escape…
Rhino:That’s the only thing he could have done…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now kicks Goldberg in the midsection and connects with a swinging neckbreaker…Shawn Michaels stomps in the face of Goldberg…
Rhino:The Showstopper is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Goldberg is back up on to his feet… Double Axe Handle! By Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels covers Goldberg 1……………….2……………….3…No! Goldberg kicks out…
Rhino:Goldberg is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels scoops up and slams Goldberg straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is going to fly again…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Connects! Right down on to Goldberg… Shawn Michaels covers Goldberg again 1…………………..2……………….3……..NO! Goldberg gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is now tuning up the band…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is waiting for Goldberg…
Rhino:Goldberg is slow to get up…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Goldberg ducks and shoves Shawn Michaels off in to the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:SPEAR! NO! Shawn Michaels leaps out of the way…
Rhino:Goldberg hit the corner and is staggering around…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels covers Goldberg 1………………….2……………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Showstopper continues to roll on…
Mark:Can anyone stop Shawn Michaels show? But right now its time for the return of the Bag O’ Weed Tag Team Ladder Match…
Bag O’ Weed Tag Team Ladder Match
Bull Buchanan & The Goodfather vs Justin Credible & ???
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Bag O’ Weed Tag Team Ladder Match… Introducing first… Representing The Right to Censor… Weighing in at a combined weight of 565 Pounds… THE GOODFATHER and BULL BUCHANAN!
(“Censor” plays as The Goodfather & Bull Buchanan enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at a combined weight of 445 Pounds…The team of JUSTIN CREDIBLE & ROB VAN DAM!
(“Snap Your Fingers Snap Your Neck/Walk Remix” plays as Justin Credible & Rob Van Dam enter the arena…)
Rhino:Well you just knew that Rob Van Dam was going to be apart of this match up…
Mark:Its a treat to see Rob Van Dam in an EWA ring… As RVD now goes right after Bull Buchanan nailing him with forearms right to the face…
Rhino:Justin Credible is nailing the Goodfather with right hands…
Mark:Justin Credible and RVD back Bull Buchanan and Goodfather up in to the corner… Double Irish Whip! Sending the members of Right to Censor in to one another…
Rhino:The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan are dazed…
Mark:Dropkick! By Justin Credible knocking Bull Buchanan out of the ring…
Rhino:The Goodfather just grabbed the leg of RVD…
Mark:RVD spins out and kicks The Goodfather right in the face and it knocks him out of the ring…
Rhino:The former EWA Tag Team Champions are working well right now…
Mark:Incoming! RVD dives through the ropes right in to Bull Buchanan on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:From behind The Goodfather just tripped and pulled Justin Credible out of the ring…
Mark:The Goodfather scoops up and slams Justin Credible straight down to the ground…
Rhino:The Goodfather is looking for a ladder…
Mark:Rob Van Dam whips Bull Buchanan in to the guardrail… Reversal and RVD goes back first in to the Steel Guardrail…
Rhino:RVD is now dazed…
Mark:Scissors Kick! By Bull Buchanan…
Rhino:He just took RVD’s head off with that kick…
Mark:The Goodfather has a ladder and Justin Credible is staggering back up on to his feet… The Goodfather rams the ladder right in to the face of Justin Credible…
Rhino:Justin Credible is checking his head to see if he is busted open…
Mark:Bull Buchanan has setup a ladder in to the ring right now…
Rhino:You know that the Right to Censor wants to win this match up to prevent RVD & Justin Credible from getting the Bag O’ Weed…
Mark:The last time we had a Bag O’ Weed match… RVD and Justin Credible came up short as well…
Rhino:They might come up short tonight as well…
Mark:RVD is back up… RVD springs off the apron and kicks Bull Buchanan off the ladder…
Rhino:Bull Buchanan was reaching up at the bag and he got nailed right in the chest with a kick…
Mark:Look Out! The Goodfather is in the ring and he nailed RVD in the face with a big boot…
Rhino:He caught RVD off guard with that boot…
Mark:The Goodfather sets the ladder up in the corner…
Rhino:RVD is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Goodfather whips RVD in to the ladder…
Rhino:RVD is dazed in the corner with the ladder…
Mark:Here comes The Goodfather… BIG SPLASH! NO! RVD moves out of the way and The Goodfather splashes the Ladder…
Rhino:The Goodfather is staggering…
Mark:Justin Credible is in the ring and he has a singapore cane and he nails The Goodfather right in the head with the Cane…
Rhino:Bull Buchanan is back up as well…
Mark:Justin Credible nails Bull Buchanan right in the head with the Cane was well…
Rhino:RVD is now laying out the ladder…
Mark:The Goodfather is laid out on the ladder… ROLLING THUNDER! By Rob Van Dam right on to The Goodfather on the ladder…
Rhino:Bull Buchanan is dazed as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:RVD and Justin Credible have the ladder and they run Bull Buchanan over with the ladder…
Rhino:The former EWA Tag Team Champions are on a roll right now…
Mark:Bull Buchanan is pulling himself back up…
Rhino:Justin Credible is lining him up…
Mark:THATS INCREDIBLE! Right on to the ladder…
Rhino:RVD brought another ladder in to the ring and has it opened up…
Mark:Justin Credible has the singapore cane watching the back of RVD…
Rhino:RVD is close…
Mark:RVD pulls down the Bag O’ Weed… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners JUSTIN CREDIBLE & ROB VAN DAM!
Rhino:Well Rob Van Dam is really happy right now… He has his Bag O’ Weed…
Mark:Its going to be a good 4:20 Sunday Night for Rob Van Dam…
Rhino:It sure will be…
Mark:Rob Van Dam & Justin Credible celebrate the victory as we now get set for our first of three championship matches of the evening…
EWA Tag Team Championship Death By Thumbtacks Match
Cold & Dangerous(c) vs The Edgeheads
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Death By Thumbtacks Match and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing First… The Challengers… Weighing in at a Combined Weight of 435 Pounds…Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins… THE EDGEHEADS!
(“In the middle of it now” plays as The Edgeheads enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…Weighing in at a combined weight of 595 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champions…The Team of Stone Cold Steve Austin and Dangerous D… COLD & DANGEROUS!
(“1,2,3” plays as Steve Austin & Dangerous D enter the arena…)
Mark:Texas Tornado Rules apply in this match up as Stone Cold goes right after Zack Ryder…
Rhino:Zack Ryder is getting hammered by the Texas Rattlesnake…
Mark:Dangerous D is backing Curt Hawkins up in to the ropes… Dangerous D charges and gets back dropped over the top rope by Curt Hawkins…
Rhino:Stone Cold is stomping a mudhole in on Zack Ryder in the corner…
Mark:Steve Austin now whips Zack Ryder off in to the farside corner… Zack Ryder staggers out of the corner and Stone Cold nails him with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Dangerous D just got sent hard in to ths eteel steps by Curt Hawkins…
Mark:Zack Ryder is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Curt Hawkins is back in the ring…
Mark:From behind Curt Hawkins nails Steve Austin with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Edgeheads are now putting the boots to the Texas Rattlesnake right now…
Mark:Hawkins and Ryder whip Steve Austin off in to the ropes… Flapjack! By The Edgeheads…
Rhino:The former EWA Tag Team Champions the Edgeheads are now doing a number on Stone Cold right now…
Mark:Curt Hawkins now scoops up and slams Steve Austin down to the canvas…
Rhino:Zack Ryder is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Dangerous D is back and he shoves Zack Ryder off the top rope and knocks him straight to the floor…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now on the top rope…
Mark:Curt Hawkins now charges at Dangerous D… Dangerous D comes off the top rope with a flying clothesline…
Rhino:Stone Cold is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Stone Cold rolls to the outside to go after Zack Ryder…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now opening up on Curt Hawkins…
Mark:Dangerous D connects with a hangman’s neckbreaker…
Rhino:Steve Austin just slammed Zack Ryder down on the entrance ramp…
Mark:Curt Hawkins is pulling himself back up on to his feet… Dangerous D kicks him in the midsection… Cutter! No! Curt Hawkins now goes behind Dangerous D… German Suplex!
Rhino:Nice counter move right there by Curt Hawkins…
Mark:Curt Hawkins now covers Dangerous D 1………………..2……………..Stone Cold comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Stone Cold and Curt Hawkins are now trading right hands…
Mark:Stone Cold whips Curt Hawkins off in to the ropes… Lou Thez Press! With right hands…
Rhino:Here comes Austin…
Mark:Big Elbow right in to the face of Curt Hawkins…
Rhino:Dangerous D just went to the outside of the ring and is now bringing the bag of thumbtacks in to the ring…
Mark:Dangerous D dumps out the thumbtacks…
Rhino:Curt Hawkins is staggering back up…
Mark:Dangerous D scoops up and slams Curt Hawkins right down in to the thumbtacks…
Rhino:You can see the pain on the face of Curt Hawkins right there…
Mark:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Zack Ryder is back in the ring…
Mark:STONE COLD STUNNER! To Zack Ryder…
Rhino:Dangerous D is going to fly…
Mark:D-BOMB! By Dangerous D right down on to Curt Hawkins and the thumbtacks… Dangerous D now covers Curt Hawkins 1…………………..2…………….3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and STILL EWA Tag Team Champions COLD & DANGEROUS!
Rhino:Impressive victory here tonight by the EWA Tag Team Championship…
Mark:Cold & Dangerous are tag team champions for now… But for how long? We will have to wait & see… But its back to the ring for our next championship match up of the evening…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Josh Stewart(c) vs Paul Burchill
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first…The Challenger…From Chelsea, England… Weighing in at 247 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Katie Lea Burchill… PAUL BURCHILL!
(Burchill’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… JOSH STEWART!
(“I Dont Wanna Stop” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Mark:Paul Burchill nails Josh Stewart with a couple of right hands as he backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to cover up in the corner…
Mark:Paul Burchill whips Josh Stewart off in to the farside corner… Josh Stewart staggers out of the corner and Paul Burchill lifts him up and drops him with a Backbreaker…
Rhino:Paul Burchill is now stomping away at the back of the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Josh Stewart is getting back up on to his feet…Paul Burchill with a couple of hard shots underneath the jaw of Josh Stewart… Paul Burchill whips Josh Stewart off in to the ropes… Josh Stewart with a reversal sending Paul Burchill off in to the ropes… Spinning Back Elbow! By Josh Stewart…
Rhino:Nice move catching Paul Burchill right in the face with the elbow…
Mark:Paul Burchill gets back up on to his feet… Josh Stewart locks the arms of Paul Burchill… Headbutt!
Rhino:That was a hard shot by the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Right now Josh Stewart is trying to regain the momentum that he lost from the early attack from the challenger Paul Burchill…
Rhino:Josh Stewart has gone to the outside of the ring and is looking for a Steel Chair…
Mark:Josh Stewart is up on the apron… Paul Burchill dropkicks the chair and knocks it back in to the face of Josh Stewart…
Rhino:The dropkick knocked Josh Stewart off the side of the ring as well…
Mark:Paul Burchill now goes to the outside of the ring after the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Paul Burchill now with a hard irish whip sending Josh Stewart right in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Paul Burchill is now walking over to the Steel Steps and has something in mind…
Mark:Paul Burchill now drags Josh Stewart over to the Steel Steps… Paul Burchill hooks him up… Piledriver! Right down on to the Steel Steps…
Rhino:The referee is checking on Josh Stewart at the moment…
Mark:Paul Burchill could have knocked out Josh Stewart but the referee waves it off and says that this match up can continue…
Rhino:Paul Burchill is now rolling the EWA Total Impact Champion back in to the ring…
Mark:Paul Burchill now brings a steel chair back in to the ring with him as well…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is in trouble right now as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Backbreaker on to the Steel Chair…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is in a lot of pain right now as the challenger is really bringing the punishment…
Mark:Paul Burchill grabs Josh Stewart by the legs… Boston Crab!
Rhino:This could be the end of the line for the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Josh Stewart is in pain as he tries to reaches for the ropes…
Rhino:Paul Burchill is sitting on the back of Josh Stewart applying the pressure to the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now crawling to the ropes…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is reaching out…
Mark:Paul Burchill pulls Josh Stewart back out in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:It looks like we are moments away from crowning a new EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Josh Stewart is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee is asking Josh Stewart if he wants to give it up…
Mark:Paul Burchill is trying to keep Josh Stewart away from the ropes…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is stretching for the ropes…
Mark:Josh Stewart is close…Josh Stewart Doesn’t Tap! As he is able to make it to the ropes and the hold must be broken…
Rhino:Paul Burchill thought he had him right there with the Boston Crab…
Mark:Josh Stewart is holding on to his lower back as he staggers back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Paul Burchill charges in at Josh Stewart…
Mark:ENTER THE STEW!
Rhino:What A Superkick!
Mark:Josh Stewart really connected with that kick and it stopped Paul Burchill in his tracks…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now trying to gather himself and try to get back in position to capitalize…
Mark:Paul Burchill now is pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is back up on his feet as well…
Mark:Paul Burchill goes for right hands… Josh Stewart blocks…Big Headbutt!
Rhino:Paul Burchill staggers back up after the headbutt…
Mark:Josh Stewart just grabbed the Steel Chair… Paul Burchill turns around… Steel Meets Skull! As Josh Stewart lays out Paul Burchill with a Steel Chair…
Rhino:Katie Lea can only watch as Josh Stewart goes to the outside and is bringing a table in to the ring…
Mark:Paul Burchill is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The table has been setup by Josh Stewart…
Mark:The challenger is in trouble…BRAIN STEW THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:The referee is checking on Paul Burchill…
Mark:The arm goes up and it goes down… Paul Burchill has been knocked out… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion JOSH STEWART!
Rhino:Josh Stewart survived the attack from Paul Burchill and is now walking out of Sunday Night Smokeout with the EWA Total Impact Championship…
Mark:Will he walk out of Unholy Alliances as the EWA Total Impact Champion… We will find out then… But who will be the EWA Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion at Unholy Alliances… Its time for the contract signing and heading to the ring now… The EWA Commissioner William McConnell…
(“The Answer” Plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
William McConnell:Ladies and Gentlemen… On April 30th, 2008 we will see two men step inside this very ring to compete for this(holds up the belt)… The EWA World Heavyweight Championship and after what happened at Sabotage… These two men are ready to fight it out to prove that they are the Undisputed EWA World Heavyweight Champion…As only one man will be the Last Man Standing… So now let me introduce to you first… He is none other than Captain Charisma… CHRISTIAN CAGE!
(“Take Over” plays as Christian Cage enters the arena and walks down in to the ring…)
William McConnell:And now the other man who has a claim to be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Please Welcome… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
William McConnell:Now both of you have read the contract and you know what is at stake… Triple H I would like to ask you to sign the contract first…
HHH:It would be my pleasure to… Because I know that there is no way that I wont walk out of Unholy Alliances… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Triple H seems very confident…
Mark:As he should as he signs his name on the contract…
William McConnell:Now you Christian…
HHH:Before you sign that contract Christian… Just take a moment and think about what you are getting yourself in to… Just think about what will happen at Unholy Alliances when you step in the ring with me… Because…
Rhino:What The Hell!
Mark:Triple H just hit Christian Cage right in the head with the microphone…
Rhino:Triple H is just attacking Christian Cage with right hands…
Mark:Triple H with a knee buster as he is has basically jumped Christian Cage…Triple H kicks Christian Cage in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:Christian Cage has been laid out by Triple H…
Mark:William McConnell is trying to step in but he got knocked down with a big right hand from Triple H…
Rhino:The Game isnt done as he just went right to the outside of the ring and is picking up the Sledgehammer…
Mark:Christian Cage is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:SLEDGEHAMMER! Right to the Skull of Christian Cage…
Rhino:Christian Cage has been busted wide open…
Mark:Triple H is now mounting Christian Cage and is really hammering in with right hands really busting Christian Cage open…
Rhino:We need help out of here…
Mark:Triple H is standing in the ring with his hands high in the air…
Rhino:The Game really looks proud of himself right now…
HHH:I told you Christian that you had no business being in the ring with me and I just proved it… There was no need to wait until Unholy Alliances…As tonight I proved with out a Shadow of a Doubt that I am the one and only TRUE Undisputed EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Christian Cage is being stretchered out of the arena right now…
Rhino:Christian never signed the contract…
Mark:I guess that means only one thing and that Triple H is the Unidispu..
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:What could be going on now?
Mark:I have no idea…
(Lights Come On)
Rhino:ITS CHRIS JERICHO!
Mark:Chris Jericho is standing behind Triple H… The Game turns around… CODEBREAKER!
Rhino:Chris Jericho… The partner of Christian Cage has just come out and gotten some revenge…
Mark:Chris Jericho is looking at the EWA World Heavyweight Championship Belt and smiles…
Rhino:Whats he looking at now…
Mark:Chris Jericho just picked up the contract…
Rhino:He isnt going to…
Mark:Chris Jericho just signed the contract…
Rhino:Does that mean?
Mark:I think it does… It will be Chris Jericho and Triple H… One on One… Last Man Standing at Unholy Alliances…
Rhino:Christian was taken out and now Chris Jericho is taking his spot…
Mark:Triple H’s plan of not having an opponent just backfired… As we now clear the ring and bring down the cage… For our Main Event…
EWA Television Championship Steel Cage Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Matt Morgan
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Steel Cage Match and is for the EWA Television Championship…Introducing first… The Challenger…From Fairfield, Ct… Weighing in at 350 Pounds…MATT MORGAN!
(“Society Box” plays as Matt Morgan enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber gets up in the face of the big Seven Footer Matt Morgan… Matt Morgan sticks his hand right in the face of Lone Jobber and just shoves him straight down to the mat…
Rhino:What disrespect shown by Matt Morgan to the EWA Veteran Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets right back up on to his feet… Matt Morgan swings and connects with a couple of big right hands knocking down the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Lone Jobber checks his jaw as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Morgan whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Flapjack! By Big Matt Morgan…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just crashed in to the canvas hard…
Mark:Matt Morgan puts the boots to Lone Jobber as he backs up in to the corner…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is really hammering in on Lone Jobber right now…
Mark:Hard Irish Whip by Matt Morgan sending Lone Jobber in to the farside corner… Lone Jobber staggers out of the corner… Side Walk Slam! By Matt Morgan… Matt Morgan covers Lone Jobber 1……………2……….. Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Matt Morgan so far in the early going is showing off his power…
Mark:Lone Jobber gets back up on to his feet slowly as Matt Morgan scoops him up on his shoulder…Lone Jobber gets tossed right in to the side of the cage…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just found out first hand what it feels like to go face to face with Steel…
Mark:Lone Jobber is pulling himself back up on to his feet with help from the ropes…Matt Morgan kicks him right in the midsection hard…
Rhino:You could tell that shot hurt…
Mark:Matt Morgan now lifts Lone Jobber high up in the air…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Lone Jobber…
Mark:Matt Morgan goes to toss Lone Jobber in to the cage… Lone Jobber escapes out of the grip of Matt Morgan and now shoves him right in to the cage…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dropkick! By Lone Jobber sending Matt Morgan face first right in to the steel cage…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is now staggering on his feet…
Mark:Chop Lock!
Rhino:That’s one way to get Matt Morgan off of his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber now mounts Matt Morgan and nails him with straight right hands…
Rhino:Matt Morgan was able to shove him off…
Mark:Lone Jobber quickly up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is back up…
Mark:Flying Crossbody! Caught!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble now…
Mark:Fall Away Slam! In to the Cage! No! Lone Jobber caught himself on the cage…
Rhino:Matt Morgan thinks damage has been done…
Mark:Lone Jobber standing on the cage… Moonsault! Takes the Big Man off of his feet…
Rhino:Matt Morgan though is quickly staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Low Card Kick! By Mister EWA…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is down right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber is climbing up the cage…
Rhino:Remember you can win by escaping the cage as well…
Mark:Lone Jobber is getting to the top of the cage…
Rhino:Matt Morgan is still down after the Low Card Kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber looks down…
Rhino:He isnt going to do it… Is He?
Mark:450 SPLASH! CONNECTS!
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:Lone Jobber came down off the top of the cage with the 450 Splash… Lone Jobber covers Matt Morgan 1………………..2…………….3…….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still EWA Television Champion LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:A Big Win over a Big Man by Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber walks out the EWA Television Champion… What will happen at Unholy Alliances… Who will be the Undipsuted EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Only way to find out is to tune in… Good Night Everyone… Happy 4:20 and Happy Passover… We will see you at Unholy Alliances!
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