Thursday Night Chaos 01-10-08
Mark:Its 2008 and we are live in Providence, Rhode Island for tonights Thursday Night Chaos… And what a line up we have for everyone here tonight… As in our Main Event…We will see Kurt Angle put the EWA Television Championship on the line against Christian Cage…
Rhino:Both men have been on a roll since returning to the EWA and now the will collide with the EWA Television Championship hanging above the ring…
Mark:Also here tonight Steele will take on Judas Mesias…
Rhino:If Steele wins he gets the contract of Alexis Laree and the New Church is gone from the EWA… But if he loses… Steele will have to join the New Church…
Mark:That should be one hell of a battle here tonight… Plus tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line when Jason Phoenix defends against John Morrison and Justin Credible…
Rhino:There has been no one as unstoppable as Jason Phoenix for the last couple of months and now he is taking on two challengers who are both hungry for gold…
Mark:Its a big night for the EWA as we start of 2008 right and lets get to the ring for our opening contest…
Sonny Siaki vs Kamikaze vs Andrew Denis-Roussel
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Long Island, Ny… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… ANDREW DENIS-ROUSSEL!
(“I Dont Wanna Stop” plays as Andrew Denis Roussel enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 267 Pounds… KAMIKAZE!
(“Here Comes The Boom” plays as Kamikaze enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Pago Pago, American Samoa… Weighing in at 242 Pounds… SONNY SIAKI!
(“Cocky” plays as Sonny Siaki enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Sonny Siaki goes right after Andrew Roussel and starts nailing him with straight right hands… Andrew Roussel is backed up in to the ropes and Sonny Siaki sends him for the ride in to the farside… Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Andrew Roussel is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sonny Siaki charges and nails Andrew Roussel with a clothesline sending him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Here comes Kamikaze…
Mark:Kamikaze strikes Sonny Siaki with shots right to the back of the head and now brings Sonny Siaki in to the center of the ring… Kamikaze with a double underhook and now drives the knees in to Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:He is really hammering in with those shots…
Mark:Kamikaze now hooks him up and now plants him in to the mat with a double underhook suplex… Kamikaze goes right for a quick cover 1…………….2………….Sonny Siaki kicks out…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Kamikaze now goes in to the corner and nails Sonny Siaki with shots to the midsection and now pulls him out of the corner and now hooks him up and nails him with a Front Face Suplex…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is in trouble at the moment…
Mark:Kamikaze goes for another cover 1……………..2…………… Andrew Roussel comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Roussel is now nailing Kamikaze with a couple shots right to the side of the head…
Mark:Andrew Roussel hooks up Kamikaze for a suplex… Kamikaze counters out and now goes behind Andrew Roussel… Belly to Back Suplex by Kamikaze…
Rhino:Andrew Roussel was dropped on his head…
Mark:Kamikaze was going to go for a cover by Sonny Siaki charges and knocks Kamikaze to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is now waiting for Andrew Roussel to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Sonny Siaki hooks up Andrew Roussel… Samoan Cutter!
Rhino:Sonny Siaki could have him right here…
Mark:Sonny Siaki with the cover on Andrew Roussel 1…………………..2………………..3…No! Kickout by Andrew Roussel…
Rhino:Andrew Roussel is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Sonny Siaki whips him in to the ropes… Samoan Drop! Driving Andrew Roussel in to the mat…
Rhino:Kamikaze is back in the ring…
Mark:Kamikaze spins Sonny Siaki around… Kick to the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Kamikaze could have Sonny Siaki down for the count right here…
Mark:Kamikaze with the cover on Sonny Siaki 1…………………….2………………3……….No! Andrew Roussel comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Andrew Roussel is now going at it with Kamikaze…
Mark:Andrew Roussel goes for a clothesline… Kamikaze ducks… Kamikaze kicks him in the midsection…KAMIKAZE DEATH DROP!
Rhino:Andrew Roussel has been laid out by Kamikaze…
Mark:Kamikaze goes for the cover 1……………………….2…………………..3………..NO! Sonny Siaki breaks it up…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki and Kamikaze are trading shots right now…
Mark:Kamikaze with right hands to Sonny Siaki and whips him off in to the ropes… Dropkick! No! Sonny Siaki holds on to the rope and Kamikaze hits the mat hard…
Rhino:Kamikaze is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Sonny Siaki now grabs Kamikaze by the head and tosses him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Andrew Roussel is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Sonny Siaki now hooks up Andrew Roussel…SIAKALYPSE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Sonny Siaki hooks the leg 1……………………2……………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner SONNY SIAKI!
Rhino:Sonny Siaki starts 2008 off with a victory here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Still to come tonight Steele takes on Judas Mesias for the Contract of Alexis Laree and Steele’s future in regards to being in the New Church… But right now its Win or Go Home for two EWA Superstars…
Win or Go Home
Jamie Conwell vs James Dunn
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Tacoma, Washington… Weighing in at 229 Pounds… JAMES DUNN!
(“Welcome Home” plays as James Dunn enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… JAMIE CONWELL!
(“Not Falling” plays as Jamie Conwell enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Jamie Conwell and James Dunn lock up in the cen…
(“Hail to the Chief” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:It sounds like we are about to see the arrival of El Presidente…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now walking out on to the stage and he has a microphone in the hand…
Lone Jobber:As I arrived here tonight I was handed a run down sheet of what is suppose to take place here tonight…And I noticed that the two of you were scheduled to have a match up… But I got to thinking… Since neither of you were able to properly hype up this match up and I know something about proper hype, now because of that I had my associates go and prepare something for you. So Ned and Jay if you guys could please bring these boys their special surprise.
Rhino:Special Surprise?
(Ned and Jay walk out in to the arena carrying bags)
Lone Jobber:Jamie and James, here are your bags. As it is now time for the both of you to Go Home, Because YOU’RE FIRED!
(Lone Jobber Begins to Smile)
Lone Jobber:Also dont forget to see Willy for your Shop.eWazone.com Vouchers…
(Lone Jobber walks to the back smiling and laughing)
Mark:Well it looks like Jamie and James didn’t even get a chance to prove to Lone Jobber that they deserved to be here and now they arent… But right now its time for some more EWA Action…
The Rock vs The Undertaker
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Death Valley… Weighing in at 320 Pounds… Accompanied by Paul Bearer… THE UNDERTAKER!
(“Graveyard” plays as The Undertaker enters the arena…)
Mark:The Rock and The Undertaker are face to face in the center of the ring… The Rock opens up on the Undertaker with straight right hands…
Rhino:The Rock is really laying in those right hands…
Mark:The Rock backs The Undertaker up in to the ropes… Irish whip by The Rock sending The Undertaker in to the ropes… Reversal by The Undertaker… The Rock comes off the ropes and The Undertaker nails him with a hard clothesline…
Rhino:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Undertaker with a hard kick to the midsection and follows it up with a hard shot right underneath the jaw…
Rhino:The Rock checks his jaw as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Undertaker scoops up The Rock… Snake Eyes!
Rhino:The Rock is staggering around on his feet…
Mark:Big Boot! By The Undertaker laying out The Rock…
Rhino:Right now The Rock is rolling to the outside of the ring to get away from the attack from The Undertaker…
Mark:The Rock is walking away from the ring…
Rhino:The Undertaker is going out after The Rock…
Mark:The Undertaker chases The Rock up the ram… The Undertaker spins The Rock around… The Rock goes for a clothesline… The Undertaker blocks and now connects with a hip toss and The Rock goes rolling down the ramp…
Rhino:The Rock is really in trouble…
Mark:The Undertaker is really on fire at the moment…
Rhino:The Rock just rolled back in to the ring…
Mark:The Undertaker follows him in and The Rock stomps away at The Undertaker as he rolls back in to the ring…
Rhino:The Rock is really laying in those boots…
Mark:The Undertaker is getting back up on to his feet… The Rock nails him with right hands and now sends him off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:The Rock has the deadman down…
Mark:The Rock goes for the cover 1……………..2……….. The Undertaker kicks out…
Rhino:The Rock is now locking in a chinlock on The Undertaker…
Mark:The Rock is really trying to wear down the Deadman…
Rhino:You can see The Undertaker is trying to fight his way back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Undertaker is fighting his way back up… The Undertaker breaks the chinlock… The Undertaker goes for a big right hand… The Rock ducks and now spins The Undertaker around… DDT!
Rhino:The Rock could have him right here…
Mark:The Rock with the cover 1………………………..2…………………….3……..No! The Undertaker kicks out…
Rhino:The Rock is now waiting for the Undertaker to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Undertaker staggers around… The Rock hooks him up… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! The Undertaker is fighting out of it…
Rhino:The Undertaker nailed The Rock with a big elbow right to the side of the head…
Mark:The Rock spins around… The Undertaker grabs him by the Throat… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:That’s it… The Undertaker has The Rock down for the count right here…
Mark:The Undertaker with the cover 1…………………….2…………………..3………NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Paul Bearer thought that was it…
Mark:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet slowly right now…
Rhino:The Undertaker has him lined up…
Mark:The Undertaker scoops him up… TOMBSTONE! NO! The Rock slides out and pushes The Undertaker off in to the ropes…
Rhino:The Rock barely escape the Tombstone Piledriver…
Mark:The Undertaker comes off the ropes… SPINEBUSTER! By The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock has the deadman down on the canvas…
Mark:The Rock is calling for it…
Rhino:Its time for the Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment…
Mark:The Rock comes off the ropes… PEOPLES ELBOW! NO! The Undertaker sits up…
Rhino:The Rock got nothing but canvas…
Mark:The Rock is staggering back up on to his feet… The Undertaker sets him up… LAST RIDE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:The Undertaker with the cover on The Rock 1…………………………2…………………….3……………..ITS NOT OVER! As The Rock got his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Undertaker thought he had him down for the count…
Mark:The Rock is pulling himself back up on to his feet… The Undertaker scoops him up… TOMBSTONE! NO! The Rock escapes… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:The Rock hit the move…
Mark:The Rock with the cover 1……………………..2……………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock gets back to his winning ways and picks up the victory here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:It was a back and forth battle between these two and The Rock pulled out the victory here tonight… Still to come Kurt Angle puts the EWA Television Championship on the line against Christian Cage… We are told that Kenneth Peterson missed his flight to the arena and his scheduled match with JaRek will not take place tonight… So its back to the ring for more EWA Action…
Dangerous D vs Wyld Fyre
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… Representing The Wolfpac…DANGEROUS D!
(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The State of California… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… WYLDFYRE!
(“Bawidaba” plays as Wyld Fyre enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Dangerous D nails Wyld Fyre with a couple of straight right hands and connects right underneath the jaw… Dangerous D now kicks Wyld Fyre in the midsection and scores with a swinging Neckbreaker…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is getting right back up…
Mark:Dangerous D scores with a standing dropkick nailing Wyld Fyre right in the face…
Rhino:He caught him good with that shot…
Mark:Wyld Fyre is getting back up on to his feet slowly at the moment as Dangerous D starts to back him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Dangerous D is really connecting with shots as he backed him up in to the corner…
Mark:Dangerous D whips Wyld Fyre off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Here comes Dangerous D…
Mark:Big Splash! No! Wyld Fyre moves out of the way…
Rhino:Dangerous D got nothing but turnbuckle right there…
Mark:Dangerous D staggers around and Wyld Fyre hooks him up… Belly to Belly Suplex! By Wyld Fyre…
Rhino:Nice Suplex by Wyld Fyre…
Mark:Wyld Fyre goes for a quick cover 1………………………2…………….Dangerous D gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is now picking up Dangerous D by the head and is backing him up in to the ropes…
Mark:Wyld Fyre whips Dangerous D off in to the farside ropes… Dangerous D comes off the rope… Running Spear! By Wyld Fyre…
Rhino:He took Dangerous D right off of his feet with that spear…
Mark:Wyld Fyre goes for the cover again on Dangerous D 1……………………2………………Kickout again by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Right now Wyld Fyre is backing Dangerous D up in to the corner…
Mark:Wyld Fyre is now putting Dangerous D up on the top rope…
Rhino:Dangerous D is in trouble…
Mark:Belly to Belly Superplex! By Wyld Fyre…
Rhino:What a move that was by Wyld Fyre…
Mark:Wyld Fyre goes for the cover on Dangerous D 1………………………2……………….3……NO! Dangerous D got his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call right there for Dangerous D as Wyld Fyre almost put him away…
Mark:It would be a big win for Wyld Fyre if he is able to score the win the here tonight over Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D is a former EWA Television Champion who is looking to get back on track here tonight…
Mark:Dangerous D is now staggering up on to his feet… Wyld Fyre goes behind Dangerous D… Belly to Back Suplex! No! Dangerous D flips out of the suplex attempt… Wyld Fyre spins around… Dangerous DDT!
Rhino:Dangerous D just planted Wyld Fyre with that DDT…
Mark:Dangerous D now goes for the cover on Wyld Fyre 1……………………2……………………3………NO! Wyld Fyre gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call as Wyld Fyre is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D with a kick to the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Dangerous D has laid out Wyld Fyre with that powerbomb…
Mark:Dangerous D goes for the cover 1……………………..2………………….3………NO! Wyld Fyre kicks out again…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre is really in a lot of trouble at the moment as he staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D scoops him up… Wyld Fyre slides off the shoulder of Dangerous D… Wyld Fyre spins him around and now hooks up Dangerous D… ZACA!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Wyld Fyre with the cover on Dangerous D 1…………………..2………………3………….NO! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Wyld Fyre can not believe it…
Mark:Wyld Fyre right now is putting Dangerous D up on the top rope…
Rhino:Dangerous D looks out of it after Wyld Fyre hit Zaca… Im really surprised he was able to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Wyld Fyre has him hooked up… Superplex! No! Dangerous D blocks and knocks Wyld Fyre off the top rope…
Rhino:Dangerous D is standing on the top rope…
Mark:D-BOMB!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Dangerous D with the cover 1……………………2……………….3…………. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANGEROUS D!
Rhino:Dangerous D is back on the winning track picking up his first win of 2008…
Mark:Dangerous D is looking to get back in contention for some sort of EWA Gold… Right now its time for some more EWA Action…
Dark Demon vs Zion
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…
Mark:Something is going on in the back…
Rhino:Its Dark Demon and Zion…
Mark:They are brawling in the locker room area right now…
Rhino:Looks like they couldn’t wait to hit the ring…
Mark:Officials are trying to pull these two men apart right now…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is there and is trying to get things under control…
Mark:Shane McMahon is telling the officials to get Zion out of the locker room and out of the building right now…
Rhino:I guess we arent going to be seeing these two men hook up here tonight…
Mark:That’s the way it is looking right now… But right now I guess we are going to head back to the ring as we try to restore some order here at Thursday Night Chaos…
Big Daddy Ace vs Azrael
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…Weighing in at 336 Pounds… The Immortal AZRAEL!
(“Chopins Death March” plays as Azrael enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Big Daddy Ace goes right after the Big man known as Azrael and nails him with a couple of right hands… Azrael comes back with a couple of hard shots of his own knocking Big Daddy Ace off of his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Azrael kicks Big Daddy Ace right in the midsection and now hooks him up… Gutbuster!
Rhino:That has to slow down Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now tries to pull himself back up on to his feet… Azrael backs Big Daddy Ace up in to the corner and is nailing him with hard shots right to the midsection of Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Azrael is really hammering in with those shots…
Mark:Azrael pulls Big Daddy Ace out of the corner and the big Azrael scores with a Backbreaker!
Rhino:You can see that Big Daddy Ace is in some pain right now…
Mark:Azrael covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………..2…………….. Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is holding on to his ribs and midsection right now as he tries to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Azrael with a couple of hard Kidney Punches to Big Daddy Ace as he now whips him off in to the ropes… Big Daddy Ace comes off the ropes… Azrael ducks his head… Big Daddy Ace puts on the breaks and kicks Azrael right in the head…
Rhino:The Immortal Azrael is now spinning around…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a couple of right hands and now comes off the ropes and nails Azrael with a clothesline…
Rhino:Azrael is still on his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now comes back off the ropes and connects with a clothesline…
Rhino:Azrael is rocking…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR! NO! Azrael moves out of the way…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace spins back up on to his feet…
Mark:Azrael whips him off in to the ropes… Tilt A Whirl Slam! Driving Big Daddy Ace straight in to the mat…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble…
Mark:Azrael with a cover 1…………………..2………………..3………….NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Azrael is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Azrael is looking to spoil the return of Big Daddy Ace to an EWA ring…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace staggers back up on to his feet… Azrael hooks him up… PURGATORYS GATE! NO! Big Daddy Ace counters out and he shoves Azrael off in to the corner…
Rhino:Here comes Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Running Clothesline! Connects in the corner…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace isnt done…
Mark:Running Spear in the corner on the Immortal Azrael…
Rhino:Azrael is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace charges… SPEAR!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got all of that spear and got Azrael right off of his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with the cover 1…………………..2…………………….3…………. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace returns to the EWA and picks up the victory here tonight…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is looking to let everyone know that the EWA is his home…As still to come tonight the EWA Total Impact Championship will be on the line when Jason Phoenix defends against Justin Credible and John Morrison… But now its time for some tag team action…
Degeneration X vs Rock N’ Rave Infection
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…Weighing in at a Combined Weight of 470 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Christy Hemme… Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave… THE ROCK N’ RAVE INFECTION!
(“Society Box” plays as Lance Hoyt & Jimmy Rave enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Weighing in at 487… The team of The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and the EWA World Champion Triple H… DEGENERATION X!
(“Break it Down” plays as Degeneration X enters the arena…)
Mark:Its going to be Shawn Michaels and Jimmy Rave starting things out… Shawn Michaels and Jimmy Rave lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both men are battling for position…
Mark:Shawn Michaels backs Jimmy Rave up in to the ropes and now Shawn Michaels shoves Jimmy Rave…
Rhino:Jimmy Rave just shoved Shawn Michaels back and knocked him off of his feet…
Mark:Shawn Michaels gets right back up and slaps Jimmy Rave right in the face before sending him off in to the ropes… Jimmy Rave comes off the ropes… Hip Toss! No! Jimmy Rave blocks and takes Shawn Michaels over with a hip toss of his own…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jimmy Rave goes behind Shawn Michaels… Double Knee Backbreaker! By Jimmy Rave…
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Jimmy Rave goes for a quick cover 1……………..2……………Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Jimmy Rave is dragging Shawn Michaels to the Rock N’ Rave Infection corner…
Mark:Lance Hoyt gets the tag from Jimmy Rave and now both men whip Shawn Michaels in to the ropes… Double Clothesline!
Rhino:That was a hard clothesline right to the Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Lance Hoyt covers Shawn Michaels 1………………..2……………..Kickout by Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt is pulling Shawn Michaels up by his hair…
Mark:Lance Hoyt with a couple of straight right hands to Shawn Michaels and now whips him off in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels comes off the ropes… Big Boot! No! Shawn Michaels ducks underneath the big boot… Lance Hoyt turns around and Shawn Michaels nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just rolled to the DX corner…
Mark:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion Triple H gets the tag from Shawn Michaels… Lance Hoyt is back up and Triple H nails him with a couple of right hands to Lance Hoyt and now backs him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Triple H is driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Jimmy Rave…
Mark:Triple H now pulls Lance Hoyt out of the corner… The Game goes for a suplex… Lance Hoyt blocks and scores with a vertical suplex of his own…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt tags in Jimmy Rave…
Mark:Jimmy Rave is up on to the top rope as Triple H gets back up on to his feet… Flying Crossbody! Connects! Jimmy Rave with the cover 1…………………….2………………..The Game gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Triple H is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Jimmy Rave on the ring apron… Springboard Clothesline! No! SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:The Game caught Jimmy Rave in mid air and drove him straight in to the mat…
Mark:Triple H covers Jimmy Rave 1…………………2……………..3…..No! Jimmy Rave gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Jimmy Rave staggers back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H scoops up Jimmy Rave and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Game tags in Shawn Michaels…
Mark:The Showstopper is going to fly… Flying Elbow Drop! Connects right down on to Jimmy Rave…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels could have him right here…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with the cover 1………………….2………………3………No! Lance Hoyt comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band…
Mark:Jimmy Rave is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Jimmy Rave ducks… Cutter!
Rhino:Jimmy Rave just laid out HBK with that shot…
Mark:Jimmy Rave needs to make a tag and he does to Lance Hoyt…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels makes the tag to Triple H…
Mark:Triple H and Lance Hoyt exchanging shots…Lance Hoyt blocks the right hand of Triple H and now sends him off in to the ropes… Big Boot!
Rhino:He could have Triple H right there after that Boot from Hell…
Mark:Lance Hoyt with the cover on Triple H 1……………………2…………………3………..NO! The Game kicks out…
Rhino:Lance Hoyt is now waiting for him to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lance Hoyt hooks up Triple H… TEXAS TORNADO SLAM! NO! The Game Counters Out… Knee Buster!
Rhino:Lance Hoyt is staggering around…
Mark:Triple H kicks him in the midsection…
Rhino:Jimmy Rave is coming back in to the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is in the ring… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! PEDIGREE!
Rhino:DX has just knocked out the Rock N’ Rave Infection…
Mark:Christy Hemme can only watch on as Triple H covers Lance Hoyt 1………………………2…………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners DEGENERATION X!
Rhino:DX gets the win here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos… And its another win for them following their big win at New Years Evil…
Mark:DX continues to be the dominant group in the EWA… But right now its time to determine a Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship…
Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Womens Championship
Alexis Laree vs Melina vs Stephanie Hawkins
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the Number One Contendership for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Lies” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 122 Pounds… MELINA!
(“Paparazzi” plays as Melina enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… STEPHANIE HAWKINS!
(“Material Girl” plays as Stephanie Hawkins enters the arena…)
Mark:Alexis Laree and Stephanie Hawkins go face to face in the center of the ring and Alexis Laree nails her with a straight forearm shot rocking her backwards… Stephanie Hawkins for a shot of her own… Alexis Laree ducks out of the way and now hammers in with a couple of more shots to Stephanie Hawkins…
Rhino:Alexis is really opening up on Stephanie Hawkins…
Mark:Alexis Laree whips her off in to the ropes and she nails Stephanie Hawkins right in the face with a big back elbow…
Rhino:Look out from behind…
Mark:Melina pulls Alexis Laree down by the hair and Alexis Laree’s head bounced right off the canvas…
Rhino:Melina is really stomping away at Alexis Laree at the moment…
Mark:Melina picks up Alexis Laree and now whips her off in to the ropes… Alexis comes off the ropes… Melina ducks her head and Alexis Laree kicks Melina right in the face…
Rhino:Melina is spinning around…
Mark:Lou Thez Press! By Alexis Laree taking down Melina…
Rhino:Alexis is really opening up on Melina at the moment with shots right to the face…
Mark:Alexis Laree gets off of Melina… Springboard Back Elbow! By Stephanie Hawkins…
Rhino:That caught Alexis Laree off guard…
Mark:Stephanie Hawkins goes for the cover 1………………….2………………Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Stephanie Hawkins and Melina are looking at one another…
Mark:They know that Alexis Laree is the threat and they both want to get rid of her it looks like…
Rhino:That would be the smart move…
Mark:Alexis Laree staggers up on to her feet… Stephanie Hawkins and Melina charge… Double Clothesline! No! Alexis Laree ducks the clothesline and now comes off the ropes… Double Clothesline! By Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree just took both women out with that double clothesline…
Mark:Stephanie Hawkins staggers back up on to her feet… Dropkick! By Alexis Laree and she knocks Stephanie Hawkins to the outside of the ring through the middle rope…
Rhino:Melina is now staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree is lining her up… Chick Kick!
Rhino:Alexis Laree just took Melina’s head off with that kick…
Mark:Alexis Laree goes for the cover 1…………………………2………………3……..NO! Stephanie Hawkins comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Stephanie Hawkins is now firing shots at Alexis Laree at the moment…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now staggering up on to her feet…
Rhino:Stephanie Hawkins is now lining her up…
Mark:Kick to the midsection… BEAUTIFUL DEFEAT! NO! Alexis Laree counters… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:Stephanie Hawkins is out cold…
Mark:Alexis Laree goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Alexis Laree just earned herself the Number One Contendership for the EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:Alexis Laree could be free of the New Church later on tonight when Steele battles Judas Mesias… But right now its time for the EWA Tag Team Titles to be put on the line…
EWA Tag Team Championship Bring Your Own Brass Knuckles Match
Christian Taylor & Mike Smith(c) vs Austin Aries & Alan Matthews
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Bring Your Own Brass Knuckles Match and is for the EWA Tag Team Championship…Introducing first…The Challengers…Weighing in at a Combined Weighing of 447 Pounds… The Team of ALAN MATTHEWS & AUSTIN ARIES!
(“Personal Jesus” plays as Alan Matthews & Austin Aries enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… Representing The Power Trip… Accompanied to the ring by Crystal Taylor… Weighing in at 440 Pounds.. The EWA Tag Team Champions…MIKE SMITH and CHRISTIAN TAYLOR!
(“Prayer” plays as Mike Smith and Christian Taylor enter the arena…)
Mark:Its going to be Christian Taylor and Austin Aries starting things out… Both men battle for position… Christian Taylor with knees in the midsection of Austin Aries and he takes Austin Aries over with a Double Underhook Suplex…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is now putting the boots right in to the ribs of Austin Aries…
Mark:Austin Aries is fighting back up on to his feet but Christian Taylor knees him in the gut and now hooks him up… Front Face Suplex! By Christian Taylor…
Rhino:Austin Aries was dropped face first in to the mat…
Mark:Christian Taylor goes for a quick cover 1………………….2………..Austin Aries gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Remember each team has a set of brass knuckles in their corner that they can use at any time…
Mark:Mike Smith gets the tag from Christian Taylor as Taylor holds Austin Aries wide open and Mike Smith kicks him hard right in the midsection…
Rhino:Mike Smith is now backing Austin Aries up in to the corner…
Mark:Mike Smith is driving the knees in to the ribs of Austin Aries… Mike Smith with an irish whip sending Austin Aries in to the farisde corner… Austin Aries runs up the corner… Moonsault!
Rhino:What a move by Austin Aries…
Mark:Austin Aries with the cover 1……………………2……………. Kickout by Mike Smith…
Rhino:Austin Aries showed off his agility right there…
Mark:Mike Smith is getting back up on to his feet… Austin Aries scores with a Flying Back Elbow…
Rhino:Austin Aries is now going to tag in Alan Matthews…
Mark:Austin Aries tags in Alan Matthews who is on the top rope…
Rhino:Mike Smith is making his way up on to his feet…
Mark:Missle Dropkick! Connects by Alan Matthews right down on to Mike Smith…
Rhino:He caught Mike Smith good with that dropkick…
Mark:Alan Matthews goes for the cover on Mike Smith 1…………………….2………………. Christian Taylor comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is now pulling Alan Matthews to the Power Trip Corner…
Mark:Mike Smith tags in Christian Taylor… Smith and Taylor hook up Alan Matthews… Double Suplex! By The Power Trip…
Rhino:Nice Double Team Move right there…
Mark:Christian Taylor goes for the cover 1…………………..2…………… Alan Matthews kicks out…
Rhino:Alan Matthews is making his way back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Christian Taylor comes charging in… Alan Matthews gets his boot up in the face of Christian Taylor…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is dazed…
Mark:Alan Matthews is up on the middle rope… Bulldog! As he takes down Christian Taylor… Alan Matthews goes for the cover 1…………………….2…………… Kickout by Christian Taylor…
Rhino:Alan Matthews now tags in Austin Aries…
Mark:Alan Matthews slams Christian Taylor… Slingshot Corkscrew Splash! By Austin Aries…
Rhino:Nice looking move right there…
Mark:Austin Aries covers Christian Taylor 1…………………2…………….3…….No! Mike Smith comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Mike Smith is now fighting with Austin Aries…
Mark:Austin Aries with a dropkick and that knocks Mike Smith out of the ring…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Austin Aries turns around… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Austin Aries is staggering around…
Mark:Christian Taylor hooks him up… Vertabreaker!
Rhino:I think he could have him right there…
Mark:Christian Taylor with the cover 1……………………..2………………..3………No! Alan Matthews comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Christian Taylor tags in Mike Smith…
Mark:Austin Aries is staggering back up… Mike Smith hooks him up… Extreme Bomb!
Rhino:Austin Aries is out of it…
Mark:Mike Smith with the cover on Austin Aries 1…………………..2………………..3………..NO! Alan Matthews once again breaks it up…
Rhino:Christian Taylor gets tagged back in by Mike Smith…
Mark:Christian Taylor is telling Mike Smith to grab the Brass Knuckles…
Rhino:Mike Smith has the knuckles and Christian Taylor is holding up Austin Aries…
Mark:BIG RIGHT HAND! DUCKED! Mike Smith just Decked Christian Taylor…
Rhino:Alan Matthews gets the tag and he picks up the Brass Knuckles…
Mark:Big Right hand to Mike Smith and it knocks him out of the ring…
Rhino:Christian Taylor is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Alan Matthews hooks him up… DIRECT HIT!
Rhino:He got all of that move right there…
Mark:Alan Matthews with the cover 1………………….2………………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners and NEW EWA Tag Team Champions AUSTIN ARIES & ALAN MATTHEWS!
Rhino:The Power Trip has been dethroned as EWA Tag Team Champions here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Big win for this young team here in the EWA…Will the Power Trip lose more gold? Its time to find out as we send it to the ring for the EWA Total Impact Championship Match…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Jason Phoenix(c) vs Justin Credible vs John Morrison
Pa Announcer:This Next Contest is set for One Fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing the first… The Challengers… First… From Ozone Park, Ny… Weighing in at 225 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Francine… JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Los Angeles, Ca… Weighing in at 219 Pounds… JOHN MORRISON!
(“Shamon of Sexy” plays as John Morrison enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 246 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Morgan Alvertez… Representing The Power Trip… JASON PHOENIX!
(“Violence Fetish” plays as Jason Phoenix enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is under way… Justin Credible goes right after Jason Phoenix and nails him with straight right hands…
Rhino:The Impact Player is really opening up on the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Justin Credible knocks down Jason Phoenix with a big right hand and he now gets back up on to his feet… Justin Credible scoops him up and nails him with a spinning slam…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible with a hard clothesline knocking him to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:From behind John Morrison just clotheslined Justin Credible…
Mark:John Morrison grabs Justin Credible by the head and rams him head first in to the top rope… John Morrison climbs the corner and is nailing Justin Credible with straight right hands…
Rhino:Ten Right Hands and Justin Credible is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Springboard Enziguri by John Morrison…
Rhino:Justin Credible looks to be dazed at the moment…
Mark:Jason Phoenix comes right in the ring and he nails John Morrison with a steel chair right to the back…
Rhino:That was one hell of a shot with that steel chair…
Mark:Justin Credible is getting back up on to his feet and Jason Phoenix nails him right in the head with the steel chair and it knocked Justin Credible right out of the ring…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is now opening up the steel chair…
Mark:Jason Phoenix scoops up John Morrison and slams him right down in to the steel chair…
Rhino:That just bent the chair right in half…
Mark:Jason Phoenix now hooks up John Morrison… Surfboard!
Rhino:John Morrison is in pain right now…
Mark:Jason Phoenix continues to apply the pressure with the Surfboard…
Rhino:John Morrison is on the verge of tapping out right now…
Mark:Justin Credible comes in and kicks Jason Phoenix right in the ribs…
Rhino:That broke up the Surfboard…
Mark:Jason Phoenix is getting back up on to his feet… Justin Credible hooks him up… Russian Leg Sweep! By Justin Credible…
Rhino:Justin Credible is bringing Jason Phoenix to the corner…
Mark:Jason Phoenix has been tied up in the Tree of Woe…
Rhino:Justin Credible slides to the outside and grabs a steel chair…
Mark:The chair has been lined up at the head of Jason Phoenix…Running Dropkick! By Justin Credible…
Rhino:That just sent the chair right in to the face of Jason Phoenix…
Mark:The referee is checking on Jason Phoenix…
Rhino:The referee says Jason Phoenix can continue…
Mark:John Morrison charges at Justin Credible… Justin Credible ducks and he back drops John Morrison to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:John Morrison went hard to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Justin Credible turns around… Jason Phoenix is back up… Spinebuster! Driving Justin Credible straight in to the mat…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez and Francine are staring down one another at the moment…
Mark:This is some pushing and shoving going on…
Rhino:Morgan Alvertez just slapped Francine…
Mark:CAT FIGHT!
Rhino:Look at them go…
Mark:I just had a Joey Styles moment saying Cat Fight as Alvertez and Francine roll around on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Officials are breaking them apart and escorting them out of the arena…
Mark:Jason Phoenix has Justin Credible set up… Death Valley Driver! Dropping Justin Credible on his head…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is now heading to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Jason Phoenix just picked up John Morrison… Phoenix Hell Hole!
Rhino:He just took his head off with that shot…
Mark:Jason Phoenix is now bringing a table in to the ring…
Rhino:The referee is saying John Morrison can still continue even though he seems to be really dazed…
Mark:Jason Phoenix lays Justin Credible out on the table…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix is heading to the top rope…
Mark:Justin Credible gets up and crotches Jason Phoenix on the top rope…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix gave Justin Credible a couple of seconds to recover when he went after John Morrison…
Mark:Justin Credible grabs his Cane and he Canes Jason Phoenix right in the head… One more time for good measure…
Rhino:Jason Phoenix looks to be out of it on the top rope…
Mark:Justin Credible climbs the ropes… THATS INCREDIBLE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:It looks like Jason Phoenix is out of it…
Mark:The referee checks on Jason Phoenix… The referee Stops The Match… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
Rhino:Justin Credible wins his first singles Championship since 2002…
Mark:Its been a long time since Justin Credible has held Singles Gold but he just put the first loss on Jason Phoenix here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos… Right now its time to see if Steele can free Alexis Laree from the New Church…
Steele vs Judas Mesias
*If Steele Wins He Gets Alexis Laree’s Contract & New Church Leaves the EWA
*If Judas Mesias wins, Steele Joins the New Church
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and by ruling of EWA Commissioner William McConnell this match up is No Holds Barred… Now introducing first…From The Depths of Hell… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… Accompanied by James Mitchell… JUDAS MESIAS!
(“To Hell” plays as Judas Mesias enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Representing The Wolfpac… STEELE!
(“Whispers” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and there they go…
Rhino:Steele and Mesias are really going at it…
Mark:Mesias scores with a couple of shots right underneath the jaw of Steele as he backs him up in to the ropes… Judas Mesias with a hard chop right across the chest of Steele… Judas Mesias whips Steele off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:It looks like we have some company here Mark…
Mark:Alexis Laree has joined us here for Commentary…Alexis you had a big win earlier tonight but I know if Steele can win this match it will be an even bigger win…
Alexis:Yes it would Mark… As I would finally have my freedom and can move on with my career…
Mark:Right now Steele is struggling up on to his feet in the corner… Judas Mesias is driving his shoulder in to the midsection of Steele… Judas Mesias pulls Steele out of the corner…Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex by Judas Mesias…
Rhino:Steele is in trouble at the moment…
Mark:Judas Mesias goes for the cover 1……………….2…………….Kickout by Steele…
Rhino:Steele right now is pulling himself back up…
Mark:Judas Mesias now picks up Steele and puts him up on his shoulder… Steele slides out and pushes Judas Mesias off in to the corner… Mesias staggers backwards… German Suplex!
Rhino:Steele dropped Mesias right on his head…
Alexis:I always enjoy seeing Mesias get dropped on his head…
Mark:Steele now rolls to the outside of the ring and is bringing a trash can in to the ring with him…
Rhino:Judas Mesias is making his way up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele cracks the skull of Judas Mesias with the Trash Can…
Rhino:Judas Mesias is dazed on his feet at the moment…
Mark:Steele drops the trash can and kicks Judas Mesias in the midsection… DDT! On to the Trash Can…
Alexis:Nice… Cover him Steele…
Mark:Steele covers Judas Mesias 1……………2…………………3……No! Judas Mesias kicks out…
Rhino:Judas Mesias is fighting his way back up on his feet…
Mark:Judas Mesias staggers around… Crossface!
Rhino:Steele has the Crossface really locked in at the moment…
Mark:Steele is pulling back on the neck of Judas Mesias…
Rhino:Judas is trying to get to the ropes…
Alexis:Come On… Tap!
Mark:Judas Mesias is close to the ropes and he finally gets a hold of the top rope…
Rhino:Steele is now going back to the outside of the ring and he just picked up a Steel Chair…
Mark:Judas Mesias is staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:James Mitchell is up on the apron…
Mark:Steele charges at Mitchell but James Mitchell jumps off the apron… Steele turns around… Big Boot! By Judas Mesias knocking the Steel Chair back in to the face of Steele…
Alexis:Damn It…
Mark:Judas Mesias goes for the cover on Steele 1…………………….2………………..3………NO! Steele gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close Call there…
Alexis:Too Close Rhino…
Mark:Judas Mesias is now waiting for Steele to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steele is getting back up slowly…
Mark:Steele is up… Judas Mesias hooks him up… MESIAS BOMB!
Rhino:Steele looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:Judas Mesias with the cover on Steele…
Alexis:Come On Steele… Kick Out…
Mark:The cover 1……………………2…………………3………..NO! Steele gets his shoulder up…
Alexis:Thank god…
Rhino:Steele barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Judas Mesias is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Steele is still down on the canvas…
Mark:Frog Splash! Missed! As Steele rolled out of the way…
Rhino:Judas Mesias crashed and burned right there…
Mark:Steele is now getting back up…
Rhino:Judas Mesias is back up as well…
Mark:Judas Mesias goes for a right hand… Steele blocks and now opens up on Judas Mesias with a couple of straight right hands…
Rhino:Big Uppercut by Steele…
Mark:That took Judas Mesias off of his feet…
Rhino:Judas Mesias is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Steele hooks him up… OXIDATION!
Alexis:Yes!
Rhino:Steele could have him right here and now…
Mark:Steele hooks the leg 1……………………….2…………………3………..NO! Judas Mesias gets his shoulder up…
Alexis:Come on…
Mark:Steele is now waiting for Judas Mesias to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:James Mitchell is up on the apron again…
Alexis:Come on Ref… Do something about him…
Rhino:James Mitchell just threw his cane in to the ring…
Mark:Steele has James Mitchell… Big Right Hand!
Rhino:Steele just decked James Mitchell…
Alexis:Yes! Go Steele…
Mark:Steele turns around… Judas Mesias nails Steele right in the head with that Cane…
Alexis:Come on already…
Mark:Judas Mesias goes for the cover 1………………………….2…………………3…………..ITS NOT OVER! Steele gets his shoulder up…
Alexis:I cant sit here any more…
Rhino:Alexis Laree just left the announce position…
Mark:Steele is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The referee is heading to get James Mitchell to the back at the moment…
Mark:Steele is staggering up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is in the ring with the chair…
Mark:Steel Chair Shot! By Alexis Laree right to the back of Judas Mesias…
Rhino:Judas Mesias is dazed…
Mark:Steele composes himself… THE BESSEMER PROCESS!
Rhino:The referee is back in the ring…
Mark:Steele covers Judas Mesias 1…………………….2…………………..3………….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEELE!
Rhino:Steele just won the freedom of Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now no longer apart of the New Church and the New Church is no longer part of the EWA…
Rhino:Steele now has the Contract of Alexis Laree…
Mark:Steele and Alexis Laree celebrate as they head to the back… As this is one of the biggest nights in the career of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Yes it was…
Mark:Right now its time to send it back to the ring for our Main Event…
EWA Television Championship Ladder Match
Kurt Angle(c) Vs Christian Cage
PA Announcer: The following contest is the main event LADDER MATCH for the EWA TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP.. Introducing FIRST..
(“Take Over” hits over the PA System as Christian Cage makes his way out from the back..)
PA Announcer: THE CHALLENGER.. Making his way to the ring, from Tampa, Florida by way of Toronto, Ontario, Canada.. Weighing in at 224 pounds.. The Instant Classic.. CHRISTIAN CAGE..
(“Gold Metal” hits over the PA System..)
PA Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT.. From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.. Weighing in at 230 pounds.. He is the Professional Wrestling’s ONLY Olympic Gold Medalist and the EWA Television Champion.. KURT.. ANGLE!
Mark: Christian Cage not even waiting for Angle to make it to the ring.. Christian with rights and slams Angles head against the ladder in the rampway..
Rhino: Christian knows what he’s gotta do.. He’s got so much more experience than Angle in the ladder match..
Mark: Angle counters and slams Christian’s head into the gaurdrail.. Angle whips Christian right into the turnpost! Angle grabbing the ladder.. He’s aiming it right at Christian.. He charges, but Christian ducks!
Rhino: Kurt Angle attempting to take Christian Cage’s head off!
Mark: Christian rolling into the ring, Angle follows.. Christian with knife edged chops to the chest of Angle.. Irish whip.. Angle ducks the clothesline.. And nails Christian with one of his own!
Rhino: Man, that almost took Christian out of his boots..
Mark: Christian back to his feet.. Angle pushes him into the corner.. Angle with rights.. Whip into the corner.. Angle charges but Christian gets the boot up.. Angle stumbles out.. Christian going for the reverse DDT.. Angle turns over.. Northern Lights Suplex!
Rhino: Christian just got planted!
Mark: Angle’s sizing Christian up.. Christian to his feet.. Angle Sl- No! Christian from behind.. Going for the Unprettier.. Angle shoves Christian into the ropes. Christian holds on.. Angle charges but Christian ducks and Angle gets sent over the top!
Rhino: Angle looked to end it early..
Mark: Angle slow to his feet.. Christian off the turnbuckle.. And over the ropes! Right ontop of Kurt Angle!
Rhino: Christian going high risk with that move..
Mark: Christian looking under the ring.. And he’s pulling out a ladder..
Rhino: We could see that experience of Christian at any moment..
Mark: Christian lifts the ladder up.. Swings it.. Angle ducks.. But doesn’t duck the second time!
Rhino: Angle eats ladder!
Mark: Christian shoving the ladder into the ring.. Christian follows and he’s setting the ladder up.. Christian climbing! Angle back into the ring, grabs Christian’s tights and pulls him right back to the mat..
Rhino: Christian landed hard..
Mark: Angle shoving the ladder out of the way.. Christian back to his feet.. Irish whip.. Angle ducks too early.. Kick to the chest by Christian.. Christian off the ropes.. Angle catches him! Overhead belly to belly suplex by Kurt Angle!
Rhino: That was a textbook suplex by Angle..
Mark: Christian slow to his feet.. Angle with a stiff european uppercut!
Rhino: That rocked him..
Mark: Angle with a second uppercut, knocking Christian back into the turnbuckle.. Angle going for a third.. Christian rakes the eyes..
Rhino: That bought him a moment..
Mark: Christian to the second rope.. Angle turns.. Spinning uppercut by Christian!
Rhino: He got all of that one..
Mark: Christian back to his feet.. He’s picking that ladder back up and setting it in the corner.. Christian picking up Angle and shoving him into the opposite corner.. Irish whip, Angle reverses.. And Christian hits the ladder!
Rhino: That backfired!
Mark: Christian now leaning against the ladder.. Angle charges in, Christian ducks and Angle hits the ladder!
Rhino: And now THAT backfired!
Mark: Christian is back to his feet.. Forearms to the back of Angle, keeping him against the ladder.. Christian now sitting on the second rope.. And slingshots hit feet right into the ladder!
Rhino: And Angle got ALL of that momentum right into his face..
Mark: Christian back into the ring and tosses Angle right over the top rope.. Christian setting that ladder up under the belt..
Rhino: This is Christian’s chance..
Mark: Christian climbing that ladder as quick as he can.. But watch Angle! Angle just slid that ladder from outside into the ring.. Christian has his hands on the gold.. Angle with a hard forearm shot the back of Christian.. Another forearm to the back.. Angle now getting Christian onto his shoulders..
Rhino: Whats Angle got on his mind..
Mark: Angle’s grabbing Christian’s arms.. And he’s running his head right into the ladder! Once! Twice! A third time!
Rhino: He’s using Christian’s head like a battering ram!
Mark: Angle finally dropping Christian to the mat.. Angle setting a ladder in the corner.. Now he’s setting that second ladder in the Adjacent Corner..
Rhino: What do you think he has in mind?
Mark: I think we’re about to find out.. Angle lifting Christian to his feet.. And whips Christian right into a ladder! Christian stumbling back.. Angle grabs him.. And whips him right into the ladder!
Rhino: Christian’s being ricocheted off those ladders like a tennis ball!
Mark: Angle with another hard irish whip and Christian goes face first into the ladder on the opposite side.. Angle now grabbing the other ladder.. Angle charges.. And sandwiches Christian!
Rhino: Christian had nowhere to go!
Mark: Angle pulling Christian out from between the ladders.. Angle.. Wha…? What the hell is he doing?
Rhino: Angle just placed one of those ladders over the head of Christian Cage..
Mark: German suplex! Good God! Christian could’ve broke his neck!
Rhino: And Angle’s not let go!
Mark: Angle rolling and getting to his feet.. Another German suplex!
Rhino: Here comes the hat trick..
Mark: Angle pulling Christian back up.. He’s backing towards the corner.. German suplex right into the ladder!
Rhino: Angle popped the hips and sent Christian back first right into that ladder in the corner!
Mark: Christian’s down and he looks out..
Rhino: This is Angle’s chance..
Mark: Angle’s got a ladder set up.. And now Angle’s making his first attempt to get the gold!
Rhino: A very solid attempt because it looks like Christian Cage is out cold..
Mark: Angle’s reaching for the gold, but he needs to go up another rung..
Rhino: I don’t think he’s got the ladder centered..
Mark: Angle’s near the top and he’s got his hand on it.. All he needs to do is pull it down! Ladder to the side!
Rhino: Christian isn’t even to his feet yet..
Mark: Another shot to the side by Christian.. And now he’s setting his ladder up next to Angle’s.. Christian slowly climbing the ladder now.. Angle’s reaching up, but Christian grabs his tights..
Rhino: Christian doing what he can to keep Angle from retaining..
Mark: Christian now on level with Angle.. Angle nailing Christian with lefts.. Christian slams Angle’s head against the ladder.. Christian now pulling Angle back..
Rhino: Oh no..
Mark: INVERTED DDT! From the top of the ladders!
Rhino: Oh my god!
Mark: Both men are down!
Rhino: I think with Christian already hurt, he just got as much of the impact as Angle..
Mark: Its possible.. But I see that Christian is stirring..
Rhino: Angle’s been known to play possum..
Mark: Christian’s to his feet..
Rhino: But he looks ready to fall over..
Mark: He’s folding one of the ladders and placing it in the corner.. Now he’s folding the other ladder and he’s placed it on the mat.. Angle’s back to his feet and clubs Christian across the back.. Angle again with that hard forearm..
Rhino: Told you about playing possum..
Mark: Angle turns Christian and gets behind him.. Going for a belly to back on the ladder! No! Christian flips and lands on his feet.. He grabs the face of Angle.. Sitout mat slam right on the ladder!
Rhino: Christian using a move out his brothers book and dropped Angle right across the ladder!
Mark: Christian catching his breath against the ropes..
Rhino: These ladder matches take a lot of its competitors..
Mark: Christian rolls Angle out of the way and now he’s attempting to set that ladder back up..
Rhino: This could very well be it!
Mark: Christian has the ladder up.. And now he’s making his slow ascent..
Rhino: You know his neck has got to be killing him still after that german suplex earlier..
Mark: Christian slow to the top.. Angle is trying to make it back to his feet.. Christian is just a few rungs away.. ANKLE LOCK!
Rhino: Angle’s got the ankle!
Mark: Angle has Christian locked in and Christian can’t get any higher! Angle just pulled Christian off the ladder and he goes face first into the mat! Angle still has the ankle lock applied!
Rhino: This won’t win the match for Angle but it’ll severely limit Christian’s chances!
Mark: Christian fighting it.. Christian rolls through! Angle goes face first into the ladder in the corner!
Rhino: Great ring presence by Christian!
Mark: Christian is getting to his feet.. He’s got a bit of a limp.. He’s hooking Angle for the Unprettier! No! Angle shoves Christian into the ladder in the center!
Rhino: Those ladders make the enviroment in the ring so much more deadlier.. You HAVE to know where you are and where the ladder is..
Mark: Angle tossing the ladder in the corner out of the way.. Angle now picking up Christian and shoving him into the turnbuckle.. Christian now perched ontop..
Rhino: What’s Angle got in mind?
Mark: Angle climbing up behind Christian.. Oh my god.. He’s going for the Olympic Slam! Christian with elbows to the face of Angle.. Angle with a forearm shot.. But Christian catches Angle good! Angle falls to the mat..
Rhino: This is Christian’s chance..
Mark: Christian’s turned.. FROGSPLASH! NO! Angle moves! Christian eats mat!
Rhino: Angle saw it coming as was able to get out of the way..
Mark: Angle grabbing one of the ladders and placing it on the mat.. Angle puts the boots to Christian.. And now he.. He’s sandwiching Christian in between the ladder!
Rhino: This doesn’t look good for the Instant Classic..
Mark: Angle is head up top.. MOONSAULT! ON THE LADDER!
Rhino: What a move! That’s gotta be it for Christian!
Mark: But Angle’s hurt himself.. He’s rolling around the ring holding his chest..
Rhino: Kurt Angle sacrificed his body to take Christian Cage out of this match up..
Mark: You really gotta wonder how much these two men have left..
Rhino: And this match is for the Television Title.. Not the World.. And these men are putting it all out there..
Mark: That’s always the way, isn’t it?
Rhino: I think it is..
Mark: Kurt Angle is pulling himself up by the ropes.. Christian is still sandwiched between that ladder.. Angle setting the second ladder up..
Rhino: He’s still hurting, though..
Mark: Angle’s on his knees catching his breath.. And there he goes! Slowly, rung by rung.. Angle is going for his Television Title!
Rhino: Christian is finally starting to show some movement..
Mark: Angle halfway up the ladder now, but he’s hurting..
Rhino: He’s only got reach up just a bit more..
Mark: Angle’s at the top.. He’s got his hands on the belt! He-No! Low blow by Christian Cage!
Rhino: Christian just saved the match for himself..
Mark: Christian just pushed the ladder over! Angle goes crashing to the mat!
Rhino: Christian could barely get that ladder over, though..
Mark: This match has taken a lot out of both men.. Christian is trying to set that ladder back up..
Rhino: He’s looking pretty out of it..
Mark: Christian’s got the ladder up.. He’s climbing..
Rhino: Angle’s pushing that other ladder up next to Christian..
Mark: Christian slowly getting to the top.. Now Angle climbing next to Christian.. Christian near the top, but Angle clubs him in the back.. Angle trying to hook Christian.. He’s going for the Angle Slam! No! Christian blocks it and tries to grab the belt..
Rhino: Just a few more inches..
Mark: Angle again trying for the Angle Slam! Christian with an elbow to the neck of Angle.. Christian pulling Angle up to his level and smashing his head against the ladder..
Rhino: This could go either way..
Mark: Christian’s grabbing the arms of Angle..
Rhino: He isn’t..
Mark: Oh my god.. UNPRETTIER! FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDERS!
Rhino: HOLY SHIT..
Mark: Christian Cage has practically killed Kurt Angle!
Rhino: His head just got pancaked!
Mark: Angle’s body is out of the ring! This is Christian’s chance!
Rhino: Angle is on the outside.. He’s not moving..
Mark: Christian making the climb.. He’s almost there..
Rhino: Angle still isn’t moving!
Mark: He’s got his hand on it! Christian unhooks it! NEW CHAMPION!
PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen.. Your winner.. And NEW.. EWA TELEVISION CHAMPION.. CHRISTIAN.. CAGE!
Rhino:Christian Cage is the new EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Christian has ended the winning streak of Kurt Angle and continues his own and is walking out of Thursday Night Chaos with championship gold…
Rhino:Its been a night of new champions…
Mark:New Champions crowned as we start 2008… Its been a wild night… We will see you at Saturday Night Torture… Good Night Everyone!
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