Friday Night Frenzy 11-21-08
Mark:We are live in Detroit, Michigan for tonights edition of Friday Night Frenzy brought to you buy eWazone.com… Where you can download your official eWa Toolbar Today… And what a night of action we have for everyone here tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Big Main Event of Three Men who want your vote for November 2 Dismember…
Mark:Richard Drivher, Lone Jobber and J-Twisted will fight to prove that they deserve a shot at the gold…
Rhino:It should be an interesting match considering Shawn Michaels is the Special Referee…
Mark:Also tonight Big Daddy Ace returns to action and he has to run the gauntlet…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is stacking the odds against Big Daddy Ace… The question is… Can Big Daddy Ace over come the odds?
Mark:All of those questions and more will be answered tonight… As we get set for tonights Opening Contest…
Angelina Love vs Justice Taylor
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 118 Pounds…Accompanied by Kute Kip… ANGELINA LOVE!
(“Angels on My Shoulder” plays as Angelina Love enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From New York, Ny… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… JUSTICE TAYLOR!
(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Justice Taylor enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Justice Taylor and Angelina Love lock up in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Both women are battling for position right now…
Mark:Justice Taylor backs Angelina Love up in to the corner and starts hammering her with forearm shots…
Rhino:Look at Justice Taylor just open up on her…
Mark:Justice Taylor whips Angelina Love in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Angelina Love is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By Justice Taylor driving Angelina Love face first in to the mat…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is coming out firing…
Mark:Justice Taylor goes right for the cover 1……………….2…………….Angelina Love kicks out…
Rhino:Angelina Love is staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Jawbreaker! By Justice Taylor…
Rhino:Angelina Love is spinning around…
Mark:Justice Taylor charges with a clothesline… Ducked by Angelina Love… Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Angelina Love…
Mark:Justice Taylor is getting back up on to her feet… Snapmare! By Angelina Love…. Angelina Love comes back with a running dropkick catching Justice Taylor square in the face…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Angelina Love…
Mark:Angelina Love goes for the cover 1……………2……………..Kickout by Justice Taylor…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is now slow to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Angelina Love is up on the middle rope… Hurricanrana! Off the Middle Rope taking Justice Taylor right off of her feet…
Rhino:Angelina Love is in control of Justice Taylor right now…
Mark:Angelina Love goes for the cover 1………………….2……………3…No! Justice Taylor gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is getting back up on to her feet right now and she doesn’t look so good…
Mark:Angelina Love hooks her up… LIGHTS OUT! NO! Countered… DDT!
Rhino:That could be the counter that saves her from defeat…
Mark:Justice Taylor hooks the leg 1…………..2………………3…….NO! Angelina Love gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Angelina Love is now up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Justice Taylor hooks her up… TORNADO DDT! NO! Blocked!
Rhino:Angelina Love shoves Justice Taylor away…
Mark:Angelina Love hooks her up… LIGHTS OUT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Angelina Love hooks the leg 1………………….2……………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ANGELINA LOVE!
Rhino:Angelina Love continues her winning ways her tonight…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will have a November 2 Dismember Preview Match up featuring the three men who will be competing to get your vote for the November 2 Dismember EWA Television Championship Match…
Rhino:You know I dont know how I feel about having Chris Jericho here at ringside…
Mark:Why is that?
Rhino:I just have a bad feeling that something bad is going to happen that’s all..
Mark:Well lets not get distracted with Chris Jericho and lets get set for our next match up…
Christian Cage vs Steele
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Nashville, Tn… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… STEELE!
(“Rebirthing” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CHRISTIAN CAGE!
(“Take Over” plays as Christian Cage enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Christian Cage and Steele get face to face in the center of the ring… Steele goes for a right hand… Christian Cage blocks and starts nailing Steele with chops across the chest…
Rhino:Christian is backing Steele up in to the corner…
Mark:Christian Cage is now driving his shoulder in to the midsection of Steele… Christian Cage whips Steele off in to the farside…
Rhino:Steele is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Dropkick! By Christian Cage…
Rhino:Steele got caught right in the face with that dropkick…
Mark:Christian Cage covers Steele 1………………2……………..Kickout by Steele…
Rhino:This is Steele’s first match up since Glory and his first match up back after recovering from being put in a coma…
Mark:You can see that Steele seems a little bit off of his game…
Rhino:Steele is slow to get back up…
Mark:Christian Cage with a couple of uppercuts right underneath the jaw of Steele…
Rhino:You can see Chris Jericho watching on here at ringside…
Mark:He paying a real close attention to this match up… Christian Cage hooks up Steele… Suplex! No! Steele escapes and now is behind Christian Cage… Release German Suplex!
Rhino:Christian Cage was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Christian Cage pulls himself back up on to his feet…Steele goes behind him again and nails him with forearm shots right to the back of the head…
Rhino:Christian Cage looks dazed after those couple of shots…
Mark:Steele now hooks up Christian Cage… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Steele covers Christian Cage 1……………………2………………..Christian Cage kicks out…
Rhino:Christian Cage is now pulling himself back up…
Mark:Steele now hooks him up and drops him with a Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Steele has taken back control of this contest…
Mark:Steele with another cover 1……………..2………………Kickout by Christian Cage…
Rhino:Christian is now getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Steele charges in at Christian… Christian Cage gets his boot up…
Rhino:Steele is spinning around…
Mark:Christian Cage goes behind Steele… Inverted Backbreaker!
Rhino:That was a nice and effective move right there by Christian Cage…
Mark:Christian Cage covers Steele 1………………….2…………….Kickout once again by Steele…
Rhino:Christian Cage is now waiting for Steele to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Christian Cage with a couple of chops to the chest of Steele and now hooks him up… Brainbuste!
Rhino:Steele was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:Christian Cage hooks the leg 1……………………..2………….3…..NO! Steele gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close nearfall right there…
Mark:Captain Charisma is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Steele isnt moving…
Mark:Christian Cage is going to fly… FROG SPLASH! NO! Steele rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Christian Cage just crashed and burned…
Mark:Christian Cage is now staggering back up on to his feet… OXIDATION!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Steele with the cover 1…………………..2………………3…………NO! Christian Cage gets his shoulder up at the last second…
Rhino:Steele thought he had him right there…
Mark:Christian Cage is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Steele is looking to go for the kill…
Mark:BESSEMER PROCESS! NO! Countered! School Boy! 1…………………….2…………….3……..NO! Steele kicks out…
Rhino:Steele gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Clothesline! By Christian Cage…
Rhino:Christian is now setting up Steele…
Mark:UNPRETTIER! NO!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is up on the apron…
Mark:Christian Cage pushes Steele aside and charges at Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Jericho jumps off the apron…
Mark:Christian Cage now turns back around… Kick to the Midsection… BESSEMER PROCESS!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Steele hooks the leg 1 ……………………2………………3… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner STEELE!
Rhino:What a win for Steele…
Mark:Big win tonight and you can see Chris Jericho is smiling…
Rhino:Christian Cage is furious in the ring…
Mark:Well a bunch of security has now hit the ringside area and they are surrounding Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Well here comes Shane McMahon…
Shane:Chris Jericho… You say you dont want to fight but you have no problem getting involved in matches… That’s a great way to prove to me that you really deserve a lot of things that you are given chances to earn…So you see Chris… I hope you enjoyed your ringside seat because you have now lost it… As a matter of fact… Chris Jericho… Im Throwing Your Ass out of My Building!
Rhino:He cant do that…
Mark:But yes he can…
Shane:So Security… Escort Chris Jericho out of this building…
Mark:Chris Jericho is being taken out of the building and we now get set for our next match up…
Alexis Laree vs Selena Delarosa
Special Ref-HBIC Ezay Pusay
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…The Special Referee… The EWA Womens Champion… HBIC EZAY PUSAY!
(“What is a Juggalo” plays as HBIC Ezay Pusay enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Introducing the participants…First…From Guadalajara, Mexico… Weighing in at 110 Pounds… SELENA DELAROSA!
(“Tangerine Sky” plays as Selena Delarosa enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Hell Yeah” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Alexis Laree locks up with Selena Delarosa… Selena Delarosa knees Alexis Laree in the midsection…
Rhino:Selena Delarosa is really getting her knee in to the midsection…
Mark:Selena Delarosa now scoops up and slams Alexis Laree down to the mat… Selena Delarosa comes off the ropes and now flipping leg drop right down on to Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Selena Delarosa…
Mark:Alexis Lare gets back up on to her feet… Selena Delarosa with an irish whip… Selena Delarosa pulls Alexis Laree back towards her and takes her over with an arm drag…
Rhino:Selena Delarosa is now working over the arm of Alexis Laree…
Mark:Hard shots right to the arm of Alexis Laree by Selena… Selena Delarosa now with an hammerlock and slams Alexis Laree right down on her arm…
Rhino:Interesting strategy being applied by Selena Delarosa right now…
Mark:Selena Delarosa goes for the cover 1……………….2……………Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Fair count by HBIC Ezay Pusay…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay has to like seeing Selena Delarosa pick apart Alexis Laree heading in to the EWA Womens Championship Match at November 2 Dismember…
Rhino:Good point…
Mark:Selena Delarosa is now on the apron… Alexis Laree gets back up… Springboard Hurricanranna!
Rhino:What a move that was…
Mark:Selena Delarosa goes for the cover again 1…………………2……………..Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Selena Delarosa is now up on the top rope…
Mark:Alexis Laree staggers back up on to her feet… Flying Crossbody! No! Alexis Laree ducks out of the way…
Rhino:Selena Delarosa now staggers back up on to her feet after missing the crossbody…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges… Lou Thez Press! With hard shots by Alexis Laree to Selena Delarosa…
Rhino:Selena Delarosa gets back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree now charges at Selena Delarosa… Flying Headscissors taking Selena right off of her feet…
Rhino:Selena Delarosa seems dazed right now…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks her up… Swinging Neckbreaker! As Alexis Laree goes for the cover 1…………….2…………Kickout by Selena Delarosa…
Rhino:No favoritism being shown right now by the EWA Womens Champion HBIC Ezay Pusay…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges in at the corner with a Back Elbow to Selena Delarosa… As Alexis Laree sets her up… Twisting Headscissors out of the corner…
Rhino:Selena Delarosa is in trouble now…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines her up… CHICK KICK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right here and now…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks the leg 1………………..2…………..3………NO! Selena Delarosa gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree thought she had her right there…
Mark:Selena Delarosa is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is looking to end things right here…
Mark:LAREE DDT! NO! Countered… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1…………………….2………………..3…………NO! Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Really close pinfall right there…
Mark:Selena Delarosa thought she almost stole the victory away from the Number One Contender…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Selena Delarosa hooks up Alexis Laree… ADIOS DRIVER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Selena Delarosa hooks the leg as HBIC Ezay Pusay makes the count 1………………………2……………………3……..NO! Alexis Laree gets her foot on the rope…
Rhino:Selena Delarosa thought she had her beat…
Mark:Selena Delarosa now lines her up… HAKE MATE! NO! Alexis Laree moves out of the way…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now lining up Selena Delarosa…
Mark:CHICK KICK! NO! Ducked by Selena Delarosa… School Girl! 1……………………..2………………..3…………. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Alexis Laree barely kicks out…
Mark:Both women are back up… Selena Delarosa charges… Clothesline! No! Alexis Laree ducks… Alexis Laree spins Selena Delarosa around… LAREEDDT!
Rhino:Selena Delarosa was just planted…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks the leg 1……………………2…………………3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Alexis Laree continues to build momentum as she looks to regain her EWA Womens Championship at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay and Alexis Laree are having a stare down in the center of the ring…
Rhino:These are the two women who will meet for the gold next week…
Mark:It should be one hell of a match up next week when they battle for the gold… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
The Rock vs Darien Hacaga vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” Plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!
(“Haunted” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is under way… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and Darien Hacaga lock up in the center of the ring… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph scores now with a couple of shots underneath the jaw of Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is really connecting with those shots…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now whips Darien Hacaga off in to the ropes… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes for a clothesline… Darien Hacaga ducks the clothesline and now comes off the other side… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Look out for The Rock as Darien Hacaga turned around and The Rock lays him out with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Rock picked his spot and it paid off right there…
Mark:The Rock now puts the boots to Darien Hacaga and is now picks him up and takes him over with a Suplex… The Rock goes right for the cover 1…………….2…………Kickout by Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock charges at Darien Hacaga… Darien Hacaga ducks and back drops The Rock over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges in… Darien Hacaga ducks and now back drops Troy “The Rampage” Joseph out of the ring and he lands right on top of The Rock…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is now up on the top rope…
Mark:Darien Hacaga dives off the top rope and lands right on The Rock and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga now rolls Troy “The Rampage” Joseph back in to the ring..
Mark:Darien Hacaga now on the top rope… Twisting Moonsault! As Darien Hacaga now with the cover 1…………………..2……………Kickout by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:The Rock is back in the ring…
Mark:Darien Hacaga turns around and walks right in to a Spinebuster!
Rhino:Darien Hacaga’s head just bounced right off the mat…
Mark:The Rock covers Darien Hacaga 1…………………….2………………Kickout by Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:The Rock now tosses Darien Hacaga out of the ring…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is staggering back up on to his feet… The Rock hooks up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph blocks and starts nailing The Rock with elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Nice way to fight out of the Rock Bottom by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now kicks The Rock in the midsection… Face Crusher!
Rhino:The Rock is in trouble…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes for the cover 1………………….2………………….Kickout by The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is now slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock is back up and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph scores with a hard uppercut and continues with a DDT!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph could have him right here and now…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph covers The Rock 1………………….2………………3………NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is back in the ring…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph turns around… Spic Kick!
Rhino:That’s an old school Darien Hacaga move right there…
Mark:Darien Hacaga now covers Troy “The Rampage” Joseph 1………………………2……………………3………NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga now waits for Troy “The Rampage” Joseph to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Darien Hacaga hooks him up… JUST WORDS!
Rhino:Three Straight Powerbombs laying out Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:Darien Hacaga goes for the cover 1……………………..2………………………3………… NO! The Rock comes in and breaks it up….
Rhino:The Rock is now scoring with right hands…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Darien Hacaga… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:The Rock hooks the leg 1…………………….2………………….3……….NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph breaks it up at the last second…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and The Rock are now trading shots back and forth…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph counters and shoots The Rock off in to the ropes… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! THE ROCK MOVES!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph nailed Darien Hacaga instead…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph turns around… ROCK BOTTOM! The Rock hooks the leg 1…………………..2………………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock gets the victory here tonight at Friday Night Frenzy…
Mark:The Rock is claiming change and maybe he can turn around his championship gold fortunes in the near future… But right now we are going back to the ring for more…
(Super Hero by Jane’s Addiction hits over the PA system and out from the back comes Ari Gold with a big smile on his face. He straightens his tie out on the way to the ring. Ari slaps hands with a few fans and runs up the steps to the ring. He climbs in and is handed a microphone. The crowd has mixed reaction towards Ari.)
PA Announcer: From Hollywood California… He represents Chris Jericho, Vincent Chase, and Johhny Chase… Just to name a few, he is super-agent Ari Gold!
Ari: Welcome to Friday Night Frenzy everyone… We’ve seen some great matches… And even better ones still yet to happen… But what would Frenzy be without yours truly Ari Gold huh?
(Mixed cheers from the crowd.)
Ari: Okay now on to business… At this time I would like to introduce you all to my newest client…
(“I Don’t Wanna Stop” plays over the PA system. The crowd erupts into cheers. Out from the back comes Rebel. He walks down to the ring with a big smile on his face and waves to the crowd. The crowd quiets down realizing it’s not who they thought. Rebel climbs into the ring as Ari looks on confused.)
Rebel: I would like to thank a few people… One being Josh Stewart for training me… And teaching me all that he knows… Like how to pick up the chicks… Here’s to you Joshy… Secondily… I’d like to thank Ari for picking me up as his client… I would like to thank Jesus for giving me the talent… And I wou…
Ari:Um Reb.
Rebel: Would like to thank my mommy and daddy…
Ari: Um Rebel.
Rebel: And my cat Ginger.
Ari: REBEL!
Rebel: What dude you’re ruining this for me?!
Ari: Uh, you weren’t my NEWEST client… I kind of had someone else hire me as well.
Rebel: What?
Ari: Yeah, um, without further I due… I bring to you… The Beautiful People!
(“Angel On My Shoulder” plays as the Beautiful People enter the arena. Rebel stands behind Ari as Love and Sky walk down to the ring. Ari holds the middle rope up for them to climb in.)
Ari: Wow they are even hotter close up… Not you Kip, you stand over there.
(Ari shoots a smirk at Kip as Rebel cowers behind Ari.)
Ari: Hey bro, why don’t you ask Angie if she wants to go out for drinks after the show.
(Rebel shakes his head violently.)
Rebel: No way dude. I’m not letting them embarrass me and put a plastic bag over my head. They’ll think I’m ugly.
(Rebel goes back to cowering behind Ari. Ari hands Velvet and Angelina Microphones.)
Velvet Sky:By the looks on your faces I could tell you weren’t expecting us to come out here.
Angelina Love:Who else would it be? Would any of you would want to see of these other people in the eWa on the movie screen? No. You just want to see The Beautiful People.
Velvet Sky:That is why Ari Gold and the hottest commodity in wrestling have come to this agreement. We will help him be the driving force here in the eWa while Ari gets us the movie role we rightfully deserve.
Angelina Love:And its not the movie roles you pervs want us to have. If we really wanted to be actresses earlier everybody knows it would have been either Velvet or myself in the roles that any so called “A-List actresses” would have gotten.
Velvet Sky:That is right. It wouldn’t have been Hillary Swank in Million Dollar Baby. It would have been me picking up the Oscar and not her fat ass.
Angelina Love:And it wouldn’t have been the second string Angelina in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It would have been me that Brad Pitt would have been trying to get with instead of that ugly ass Angelina Jolie.
Velvet Sky:Doesn’t Brad still call you atleast once a week begging for you to go out on a date with him?
Angelina Love:Velvet, you know how modest we are. I didn’t feel it was my place to brag that Angelina Jolie isn’t the Angelina Brad dreams about.
The Beautiful People::As The Beautiful People high five.::Holler!
Velvet Sky:Now don’t think just because Angelina and I are becoming the greatest actresses in the world we won’t have time for the eWa.
Angelina Love:That’s right. Unlike you idiots we can do something called multi tasking. As the movie thing is happening for us. One of us will become the eWa Women’s Champion.
Ari Gold:That will be such a great thing. Having all my clients here in the eWa with a championship belt. Chris Jericho already is one half of the Tag team Champions. Soon enough Steven Spade will be his co champion along with one of these lovely ladies being Women’s champion.
Velvet Sky:I like the way you think Ari.
Ari Gold:That is why you two hired me.
Angelina Love:Now that we have shown the world what our intentions are. Ari, tell that cat thanking spaz Rebel if he ever interrupts us again he won’t like what comes next.
Rebel:I am sorry ladies I promise it won’t happen again.
Velvet Sky:Good. Just keep in mind what your role is and you might be useful to the Beautiful People one day.
Rebel:Really?
Angelina Love:Maybe….
Velvet Sky:Just don’t get your hopes up.
Angelina Love:Just like the tramps in the eWa, aka the women in the eWa who aren’t us, will soon realize if they don’t already. A new day is upon the eWa. Get use to the day where The Beautiful People and our new agent get what we want.
(“Angel On My Shoulder” starts playing again as The beautiful People and Ari drops their mics. Ari and Kip separate the bottom and middle ropes for Velvet and Angelina. Everyone exits the ring and walks up the aisle and looks back at the crowd as they boo. )
Mark:Lets get back to the ring for more action…
Triple H vs Steven Spade
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Harlem, Ny… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… STEVEN SPADE!
(“Rumors” plays as Steven Spade enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Represeting Degeneration X… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Triple H goes right a right hand… Steven Spade blocks and starts hammering in with shots on Triple H…
Rhino:Steven Spade is really opening up on Triple H…
Mark:Steven Spade now whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Triple H comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Triple H is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Spade with a dropkick knocking Triple H through the ropes and to the outside of the ring goes Triple H…
Rhino:Right now it looks like Steven Spade is frustrating Triple H…
Mark:Triple H takes his time to get back in to the ring… Both men lock up in the center of the ring… Triple H with a headlock on Steven Spade…
Rhino:The Game is grinding in the headlock…
Mark:Steven Spade with elbows to the midsection of Triple H and now sends him off in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow!
Rhino:Nice move right there catching Triple H square on…
Mark:The Game staggers back up… Steven Spade is now backing Triple H up in to the corner…
Rhino:Steven Spade is now climbing the corner…
Mark:Steven Spade is nailing Triple H with right hands…
Rhino:Four… Five… Six…
Mark:Triple H shoves Steven Spade off the ropes… Steven Spade comes charging back at Triple H… Clothesline! By Triple H…
Rhino:That is going to slow down Steven Spade…
Mark:Triple H is now stomping away at the midsection of Steven Spade…
Rhino:The Game is just taking his time and is now dragging Steven Spade over to the corner…
Mark:Triple H now stomps Steven Spade in the corner… The Game now whips Steven Spade hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Steven Spade is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Short Arm Clothesline! By Triple H laying out Steven Spade… The Game goes for the cover 1…………………2…………..Kickout by Steven Spade…
Rhino:Steven Spade is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H now hooks up Steven Spade… Backbreaker!
Rhino:Triple H has taken back control of this match up…
Mark:Triple H covers Steven Spade 1………………..2……………Kickout by Steven Spade…
Rhino:The Game is now waiting for Steven Spade to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H with a couple of shots to Steven Spade and now sends him off in to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Triple H just drilled Steven Spade right in to the mat…
Mark:Triple H goes right for the cover 1……………………2…………………..3……….NO! Steven Spade gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Game thought he had Steven Spade down for the count…
Mark:Steven Spade is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Triple H is now backing Steven Spade up in to the corner…
Mark:Triple H is now setting Steven Spade up on the top rope…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good for Steven Spade…
Mark:SUPERPLEX! NO! Steven Spade blocks the Superplex and knocks Triple H off the top rope…
Rhino:Steven Spade is now on the top rope…
Mark:The Game is back up… Missle Dropkick!
Rhino:Steven Spade could have Triple H right here…
Mark:Steven Spade hooks the leg 1……………….2…………Kickout by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Spade now hooks up Triple H… DOWNTOWN!
Rhino:The Game was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Steven Spade goes for the cover 1…………………….2……………………….3……..NO! The Game gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Steven Spade is now looking to end things right here and now…
Mark:Steven Spade lines up Triple H… HARLEM SHAKE! NO! The Game ducks… Knee Buster!
Rhino:Steven Spade is now spinning around…
Mark:Triple H now kicks Steven Spade in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Triple H covers Steven Spade 1……………………2………………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H continues to roll on and is heading in to November 2 Dismember still One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions…
Mark:Well business is now going to pick up…
Rhino:Christian Cage has just made his way down to ringside carrying a sledgehammer…
Mark:The Game looks worried as Christian Cage is starring a hole in to Triple H…
Rhino:Christian Cage is now in the ring…
Mark:Christian Cage lines up Triple H… SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT TO STEVEN SPADE!
Rhino:Triple H is now smiling…
Mark:Christian Cage is smiling as well…
Rhino:It looks as though we know who Triple H’s partner is going to be at November 2 Dismember…
Mark:Triple H and Christian Cage leave the ring together… Who will be Chris Jericho’s partner? We will have to find out… As we now get set for more action…
Gauntlet Match
Big Daddy Ace vs Dangerous D, Patrick Moore & Steven Eden
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Gauntlet Match… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorrow” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!
(“Worlds Most Dangerous” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Mark:Dangerous D starts to hammer Big Daddy Ace with right hands as this match up begins…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in this situation because of his run ins with the EWA Vice President Shane McMahon…
Mark:Dangerous D now shoots Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Dangerous D goes for a clothesline… Big Daddy Ace ducks and now comes off the ropes… Flying Shoulder Block! By the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Dangerous D now gets right back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now scoops up Dangerous D and slams him straight down to the mat…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace now goes up on to the middle rope and waits for Dangerous D to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Flying Clothesline! Ducked by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets right back up on up to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D now kicks him in the midsection… Stunner!
Rhino:Dangerous D is looking to impress and with the Stunner he can just do that…
Mark:Dangerous D now covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………….2…………..Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up… Dangerous D scoops up Big Daddy Ace on his shoulder… Shoulder Breaker! By Dangerous D… Dangerous D now goes for another cover 1…………………2…………….Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Right now Big Daddy Ace is hurting as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D now charges at Big Daddy Ace and drives him back in to the corner…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now driving his shoulder in to the midsection of Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Dangerous D now sets Big Daddy Ace up on the top rope…
Rhino:This is a bad position for Big Daddy Ace to be in…
Mark:Dangerous D hooks up Big Daddy Ace… SUPERPLEX!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace has been laid out…
Mark:Dangerous D covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………….2……………….3……….NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is looking to show his toughness and he has a big fight ahead of him…
Mark:Dangerous D is now up on the top rope… D-BOMB! NO! Big Daddy Ace rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Dangerous D went for it all and it didn’t pay off…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is back up on to his feet..
Rhino:Dangerous D is back up as well…
Mark:SPEAR! By Big Daddy Ace laying out Dangerous D…
Rhino:It looks like he just knocked all of the fight out of Dangerous D…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Dangerous D 1…………………2……………..3…….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Dangerous D has been Eliminated…Now introducing his next opponent… From Chicago, Illinois… Weighing in at 222 Pounds… The G.O.D. PATRICK MOORE!
(“Shawty Says” plays as Patrick Moore enters the arena..)
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace gets right back up on to his feet
Mark:Patrick Moore with a Springboard Dropkick! Catching Big Daddy Ace square on…
Rhino:That was a nice move by Patrick Moore…
Mark:Patrick Moore goes right for the cover 1……………….2……………Kickout by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Its been a few weeks since we have seen Patrick Moore and right now he is coming out firing…
Mark:Patrick Moore now hooks up Big Daddy Ace and takes him over with a snap suplex…
Rhino:Patrick Moore is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:360 Splash! By Patrick Moore… As Patrick Moore covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………………2……………..3…..NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Patrick Moore is now waiting for Big Daddy Ace to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Patrick Moore charges at Big Daddy Ace… Running Enziguri! No! Big Daddy Ace ducks out of the way from the kick…
Rhino:Patrick Moore is staggering back up on to his feet after that miss kicked…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace nails Patrick Moore with right hands and now shoots him off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is looking to get back in control and back on his feet more than anything…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Patrick Moore 1……………2……………Kickout by Patrick Moore…
Rhino:Patrick Moore is now pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Patrick Moore… Front Face Suplex! Driving Patrick Moore right in to the mat…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is starting to get in to a groove right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Patrick Moore 1…………………….2………………3…….NO! Patrick Moore gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Really close near fall…
Mark:Patrick Moore now staggers to his feet… Big Daddy Ace has him up… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Patrick Moore escapes… German Release Suplex!
Rhino:Nice counter right there…
Mark:Patrick Moore covers Big Daddy Ace 1………………2……………….3…….NO! Big Daddy Ace kicks out…
Rhino:Patrick Moore is now setting Big Daddy Ace up on the top rope…
Mark:Patrick Moore has him setup… MOORE FO’ PLEX! NO! Big Daddy Ace blocks and he knocks Patrick Moore off the top rope…
Rhino:Patrick Moore is staggering to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace Flies! SPEAR! FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace got all of that Spear…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace covers Patrick Moore 1……………………….2……………….3……….. HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Patrick Moore Has Been Eliminated… Now introducin…
Rhino:Steven Eden isnt even waiting to be introduced…
Mark:Steven Eden clotheslines Big Daddy Ace from behind…
Rhino:Steven Eden is now putting the boots right to Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Steven Eden is now backing Big Daddy Ace up in to the corner and is nailing him with shots in the midsection in the corner…
Rhino:Its been a while since we have seen Steven Eden as well and he is really turning up in the pressure on Big Daddy Ace in the corner…
Mark:Steven Eden now whips Big Daddy Ace to the farside corner… Steven Eden Charges… Garden of Eden!
Rhino:What a splash by Steven Eden…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now staggering out of the corner… Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble now…
Mark:Steven Eden covers Big Daddy Ace 1……………………2………….3………NO! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Steven Eden is putting the boots to Big Daddy Ace once again as Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Eden now shoots Big Daddy Ace off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Steven Eden is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Big Splash! No! Big Daddy Ace rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Steven Eden is struggling as well…
Rhino:Both men are up…
Mark:Steven Eden goes for a right hand… Big Daddy Ace blocks and starts nailing Steven Eden with right hands…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to slug his way back in to this contest…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now shoots Steven Eden off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Steven Eden now staggers up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now scoops up Steven Eden… Running Powerslam! As Big Daddy Ace now covers Steven Eden 1………………..2……………3……….NO! Steven Eden gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Steven Eden to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now charges… SPEAR! NO!
Rhino:Steven Eden moved out of the way and Big Daddy Ace hits the corner hard…
Mark:Steven Eden now charges… GARDEN OF EDEN!
Rhino:Steven Eden is now putting Big Daddy Ace up on the top rope…
Mark:Steven Eden now hooks up Big Daddy Ace… FORBIDDEN FRUIT! NO! Big Daddy Ace blocks and shoves Steven Eden off the top rope…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now standing up on the top rope…
Mark:SPEAR! NO! Steven Eden countered the Spear in to the DDT… Steven Eden covers Big Daddy Ace 1…………………….2…………..3………… NO! Big Daddy Ace barely gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace looks to be out on his feet right now…
Mark:Steven Eden now hooks up Big Daddy Ace… POWERBOMB! NO! Big Daddy Ace escapes… Big Daddy Ace puts Steven Eden up on his shoulders… ACE CRUSHER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1…………………….2……………..3………….ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner BIG DADDY ACE!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace survives Shane McMahon’s Gauntlet here tonight…
Mark:Look Out! Superkick! By Darien Hacaga…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga has attacked Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Darien Hacaga is now setting up Big Daddy Ace… MOUTH SHUT!
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is choking out Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Here comes Shane McMahon and he is enjoying what he is seeing right now…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace looks to be completely out of it right now…
Mark:It looks like we are going to be hearing from the EWA Vice President…
Shane:So Ace… Did you think that’s all I had in store for you? Did you think that I was only going to let you celebrate this “win” tonight… I dont think so… You see next week at November 2 Dismember… You will face Darien Hacaga One on One… In an EWA Fans Pick the Weapon Match….Now get this man out of my ring…
Mark:The EWA Medical Staff is helping Big Daddy Ace out of the ring right now and it looks like Shane McMahon still has more to say…
Shane:Now then… Subway didn’t want to fight tonight and since I already threw Chris Jericho out of the building tonight… I figure we get the Contract Signing Underway… So lets bring out the EWA Total Impact Champion… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Rhino:Look at the look on Subway’s face… He really wants to rip in to Shane McMahon…
Shane:Now his opponent… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is William McConnell..
Mark:I have no idea…
Shane:I said… WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays again in the arena…)
Mark:Still no sign of William McConnell…
Rhino:Look at Hardcore Theater…
Mark:William McConnell has once again been knocked out backstage…
Rhino:Its two weeks in a row that hes been knocked out…
Shane:So Subway… Did you… SUBLINE! By Subway…
Rhino:The X-Core Soldier just laid out the EWA Vice President with the Subline…
Mark:Everyone seems to want to get their hands on Shane McMahon and Subway just did…
Rhino:EWA Security is now escorting Subway out of the ring right now…
Mark:Shane McMahon is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is furious right now and you can see it on his face…
Mark:Someone is running through the crowd…
Rhino:Its Chris Jericho…
Mark:Shane McMahon doesn’t see him… Chris Jericho spins Shane McMahon around… CODEBREAKER!
Rhino:Shane McMahon has just been knocked out…
Mark:More EWA Security has come out and is chasing Chris Jericho out of the arena now…
Rhino:Shane McMahon is going to be seeking revenge on everyone who is against him..
Mark:Shane McMahon is being helped out of the ring right now as we now send it to the back as Kent Richardson is standing by with the EWA Television Champion Shawn Michaels… Kent…
Kent:Shawn… In just a matter of moments from now you will be in the ring as the Special Referee for the Three Men who are going to try and earn the fans vote in to the Main Event of November 2 Dismember… Who are you leaning towards in this match up?
HBK:Well quite frankly Kent… It is my job as the Official In Charge of this up coming match up to be the man that calls it right down the middle as Bill Alfonso used to say and that’s what I am going to do… I am going to call this thing down the middle and who ever wins… Wins… As it really doesn’t matter to me… Next week is all that matters… This week… Its all about them… Excuse me… I think I hear my music…
Kent:Guys… Back to you…
November 2 Dismember Television Title Preview Match
Special Referee-Shawn Michaels
Richard Drivher vs Lone Jobber vs J-Twisted
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is set for one fall… Introducing first… The Special Referee… The EWA Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Now introducing the participants… First… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent…From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RICHARD DRIVHER!
(“Rubberdoll” plays as Richard Drivher enters the arena…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels calls for the bell and this match up is underway… J-Twisted nails Lone jobber with a couple of right hands…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is firing back with a couple of shots of his own…
Mark:J-Twisted sends Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… HipToss! By J-Twisted taking Lone Jobber right off of his feet…
Rhino:Here comes Richard Drivher…
Mark:Richard Drivher charges at J-Twisted… J-Twisted side steps the clothesline and takes Richard Drivher over with a hiptoss…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up…
Mark:J-Twisted now nails Lone Jobber with a couple of uppercuts and scoops him up and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is back up…
Mark:From behind Richard Drivher clips the leg out of from underneath of J-Twisted…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is now working over the legs of J-Twisted…
Mark:Richard Drivher has J-Twisted by the legs and spreads them wide open…
Rhino:I think Richard Drivher made a wish right there…
Mark:Richard Drivher with a Headbutt! Downstairs on J-Twisted and now goes for the cover 1……………….2……………Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now back up on his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber now spins Richard Drivher around and nails Richard Drivher with a couple of shots and now whips him off in to the ropes… Lone Jobber goes for a dropkick but Richard Drivher holds on the ropes…
Rhino:Lone Jobber just bounced right off the mat…
Mark:Richard Drivher now grabs Lone Jobber by the hair and tosses him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring goes Lone Jobber…
Rhino:J-Twisted is back up on his feet…
Mark:Richard Drivher charges at J-Twisted… Powerslam by J-Twisted…
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Richard Drivher…
Mark:J-Twisted goes for the cover as Shawn Michaels makes the count…1……………………2……………Richard Drivher kicks out…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is slow to get back up…
Mark:J-Twisted with a kick to the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:Richard Drivher has been laid out…
Mark:J-Twisted goes for the cover as HBK makes the count…1…………………….2………….3……NO! Richard Drivher gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Richard Drivher is staggering to his feet…
Rhino:J-Twisted is going to fly…
Mark:Lone Jobber shoves J-Twisted off the top rope and J-Twisted goes crashing to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now back in the ring…
Mark:Low Card Kick! By Lone Jobber as he now covers Richard Drivher 1………………….2…………….3……….NO! Richard Drivher kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Richard Drivher to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Richard Drivher is back up… THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:J-Twisted is back in the ring and he spins Lone Jobber around…ONE HITTA QUITTA!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it as J-Twisted lays out El Presidente…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks the leg 1……………………..2……………….3………NO! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:J-Twisted is arguing with Shawn Michaels right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is telling him to pay attention to the match up…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is now back up on to his feet…
Mark:Richard Drivher spins J-Twisted around and scoops him up… 69 DRIVHER!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Richard Drivher hooks the leg as HBK makes the count 1……………………..2…………….3…. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner RICHARD DRIVHER!
Rhino:Richard Drivher gets back on track and is heading in to November 2 Dismember with a little bit of momentum and an edge over the two other men who are fighting for the vote for the November 2 Dismember EWA Television Championship Match…
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Richard Drivher have a stare down… As this has been one wild night… What will happen when the fate of the EWA Superstars is in your hands? Find out at November 2 Dismember… Good Night Everyone!
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