Friday Night Frenzy 05-09-08
Mark:We are live in Key West, Florida for Friday Night Frenzy… Rhino we have a jammed packed show tonight which includes Two Championship Matches…
Rhino:Lone Jobber defends his EWA Television Championship tonight in a Boot Camp Match against Cameron Mignano…
Mark:We will see if Lone Jobber can keep the gold and extend his reign as EWA Television Champion… Also Shawn Michaels defends the EWA Total Impact Championship against Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is looking to stop Shawn Michaels Show…
Mark:Also tonight three men will try to quality for the 2008 EWA Royal Rumble at May-Hem…
Rhino:That’s not all Mark… We will have the first round of the Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament…
Mark:That should be something to see as well…
Rhino:I cant wait…
Mark:Plus Rhino… The Rock and Josh Stewart… That’s Stewart with a T…
Rhino:I got that…
Mark:Will battle to see which man will head to May-Hem to fight for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Rhino:Its going to be a jammed packed night tonight Mark…
Mark:It looks that way and lets not waste anytime and get to the ring for our opening contest…
Trish Stratus vs Ashley Massaro
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Babylon, New York… Weighing in at 112 Pounds… ASHLEY MASSARO!
(“Light A Fire” plays as Ashley Massaro enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Toronto, Canada… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… TRISH STRATUS!
(“Time to Rock & Roll” plays as Trish Stratus enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Trish Stratus goes right after Ashley Massaro and nails her with hard forearm shots…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro is being backed up in to the corner by Trish Stratus right now from the hard shots…
Mark:Trish Stratus now whips Ashley Massaro off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Trish Stratus charges at Ashley Massaro… Air Canada Thez Press!
Rhino:Trish Stratus is laying in the shots right now on Ashley Massaro…
Mark:It seems as those Ashley Massaro has been unable to get on track since the start of this match up…
Rhino:Ashley right now is struggling to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Trish Stratus lines her up… Chick Kick! No! Ashley Massaro ducks the kick… School Girl! 1…………………….2…………3….No! Trish Stratus kicks out…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro almost snuck in there and stole the victory away from Trish Stratus…
Mark:Both women are back up… Trish Stratus charges… Ashley ducks… Backslide! 1…………………..2……………..3…….NO! Trish Stratus kicks out again…
Rhino:Ashley is able to get out of the way from Trish Stratus’s attacks and almost picking up the victory…
Mark:Ashley Massaro now kicks Trish Stratus in the midsection… DDT! No! Trish Stratus counters and shoves her off in to the corner…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:CHICK KICK!
Rhino:That was a hard kick right there…
Mark:Trish Stratus isnt done right now as she is waiting for Ashley Massaro to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Ashley Massaro staggers back up…
Mark:Trish Stratus hooks her up… STRATUSFACTION!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Trish Stratus hooks the leg 1…………………….2……………3………….ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRISH STRATUS!
Rhino:A nice victory by Trish Stratus to get her finally back on track here in the EWA…
Mark:Still to come Shawn Michaels defends the EWA Total Impact Championship against Dante Daevain… As we get set for our next contest…
The Great Khali vs Wyld Fyre
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From The State of California… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… WYLD FYRE!
(“Bawitdaba” plays as Wyld Fyre enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From India… Weighing in at 420 Pounds… THE GREAT KHALI!
(“Da.Ngar” plays as The Great Khali enters the arena…)
Mark:Wyld Fyre gets right up in to the face of The Great Khali…
Rhino:The Great Khali is a huge man…
Mark:Wyld Fyre goes right a right hand… The Great Khali blocks and kicks him right in the midsection… Big Chop! By The Great Khali…
Rhino:That just knocked Wyld Fyre right off of his feet…
Mark:Wyld Fyre is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Great Khali is just waiting for him to get back up…
Mark:Wyld Fyre is back up as The Great Khali whips him off in to the ropes… The Great Khali ducks the clothesline… Wyld Fyre comes off the ropes… Crossbody! No!
Rhino:The Great Khali catches him in mid air…
Mark:The Great Khali slams Wyld Fyre down in to the canvas…
Rhino:The Great Khali is an impressive individual…
Mark:Wyld Fyre pulls himself back up on to his feet by the ropes… The Great Khali spins Wyld Fyre around…. KHALI BOMB!
Rhino:Wyld Fyre was just drilled straight in to the mat by the Great Khali…
Mark:The Great Khali puts his foot on the chest of Wyld Fyre as the referee makes the count 1……………………2………….3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE GREAT KHALI!
Rhino:The Great Khali was totally impressive here tonight against Wyld Fyre…
Mark:The Great Khali was too much to handle tonight… Still to come we will determine a Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… As we now get set for our next contest…
The Great Khali vs Wyld Fyre
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From The State of California… Weighing in at 280 Pounds… WYLD FYRE!
(“Bawitdaba” plays as Wyld Fyre enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From India… Weighing in at 420 Pounds… THE GREAT KHALI!
(“Da.Ngar” plays as The Great Khali enters the arena…)
Mark:Wyld Fyre gets right up in to the face of The Great Khali…
Rhino:The Great Khali is a huge man…
Mark:Wyld Fyre goes right a right hand… The Great Khali blocks and kicks him right in the midsection… Big Chop! By The Great Khali…
Rhino:That just knocked Wyld Fyre right off of his feet…
Mark:Wyld Fyre is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Great Khali is just waiting for him to get back up…
Mark:Wyld Fyre is back up as The Great Khali whips him off in to the ropes… The Great Khali ducks the clothesline… Wyld Fyre comes off the ropes… Crossbody! No!
Rhino:The Great Khali catches him in mid air…
Mark:The Great Khali slams Wyld Fyre down in to the canvas…
Rhino:The Great Khali is an impressive individual…
Mark:Wyld Fyre pulls himself back up on to his feet by the ropes… The Great Khali spins Wyld Fyre around…. KHALI BOMB!
Rhino:Wyld Fyre was just drilled straight in to the mat by the Great Khali…
Mark:The Great Khali puts his foot on the chest of Wyld Fyre as the referee makes the count 1……………………2………….3……. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE GREAT KHALI!
Rhino:The Great Khali was totally impressive here tonight against Wyld Fyre…
Mark:The Great Khali was too much to handle tonight… Still to come we will determine a Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… As we now get set for our next contest…
Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament
Kandi Washington vs Torrie Wilson
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a First Round Match in the Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament… Introducing first… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 110 Pounds… KANDI WASHINGTON!
(“Lapdance” plays as Kandi Washington enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Boise, Idaho… Weighing in at 133 Pounds… TORRIE WILSON!
(“Girl Like That” plays as Torrie Wilson enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has sounded and this match up is under way… Torrie Wilson scores with a couple of shots to Kandi Washington…
Rhino:Kandi Washington is firing back with a couple of shots of her own…
Mark:Kandi Washington whips Torrie Wilson off in to the ropes… Torrie Wilson comes off the ropes… Dropkick! By Kandi Washington…
Rhino:Nice dropkick right there…
Mark:Kandi Washington goes for a quick cover 1……………2…………….Torrie Wilson kicks out…
Rhino:Torrie Wilson is making her way up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Kandi Washington charges in at Torrie Wilson in the corner… Back Elbow by Torrie Wilson…
Rhino:Kandi Washington is dazed after taking that shot right to the nose…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By Torrie Wilson… Torrie Wilson covers Kandi Washington 1………………….2………………. Kandi Washington kicks out…
Rhino:Kandi Washington is taking her time to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Torrie Wilson now scoops her up and slams her straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Torrie Wilson is now up on the middle rope…
Mark:Elbow Drop! Missed! As Kandi Washington moved out of the way…
Rhino:She rolled out of the way just in time…
Mark:Kandi Washington now opens up with a couple of shots right to Torrie Wilson… Kandi Washington shoots her off in to the ropes… Clothesline!
Rhino:Torrie Wilson is staggering right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Kandi Washington kicks Torrie Wilson in the midsection… DDT!
Rhino:Kandi Washington just planted her straight in to the mat…
Mark:Torrie Wilson is now trying to get back up…Kandi Washington charged… THE FINAL LICK!
Rhino:She just punted Torrie Wilson right in the head…
Mark:Kandi Washington with the cover 1…………………..2…………..3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KANDI WASHINGTON!
Rhino:Nice debut win for Kandi Washington here in the EWA…
Mark:Kandi Washington moves on in the Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament… Who else will move on? We will find out later tonight with more first round action… But its back to the ring for our next contest…
Matt Sydal vs Michael W. Kruel vs James Storm
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Leiper’s Fork, Tn… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Ms. Jackie Moore… JAMES STORM!
(“Sorry Bout Your Damn Luck” plays as James Storm enters the arena…)
Pa Annonucer:His opponent… From Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… Accompanied by Roucka… MICHAEL W. KRUEL!
(Kruel’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From St. Louis, Missouri… Weighing in at 177 Pounds… Accompanied by Lizzy Valentine… MATT SYDAL!
(“Coming Undone” plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go… Matt Sydal nails Michael Kruel with straight right hands…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is coming back with shots of his own…
Mark:Matt Sydal whips Michael Kruel off in to the ropes…Michael Kruel comes off the ropes…Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Michael Kruel is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Sydal now charges and nails him with a dropkick sending Michael W. Kruel over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is now looking to fly…
Mark:Springboard! From behind James Storm shoves Matt Sydal off the top rope and he goes crashing in to the guardrail on the outside of the ring…
Rhino:That quickly Matt Sydal forgot about James Storm…
Mark:James Storm rolls Matt Sydal back in to the ring…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Storm hooks him up and drops him with a sidewalk slam… James Storm covers Matt Sydal 1……………….2……… Matt Sydal gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:James Storm is now waiting for Matt Sydal to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Sydal is up in the corner… James Storm charges in… Matt Sydal gets his boot up…
Rhino:James Storm is staggering around…
Mark:Matt Sydal charges… James Storm counters… Powerslam!
Rhino:That was a quick powerslam by James Storm…
Mark:James Storm goes for the cover 1………………..2………………….Michael Kruel comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Michael Kruel is now nailing James Storm with shots…
Mark:James Storm with a hard kick to the midsection of Michael Kruel… Short Arm Clothesline! No! Ducked by Michael Kruel… Belly to Belly Suplex! By Michael W. Kruel… Michael Kruel goes for the cover 1…………………..2……………… Matt Sydal comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Matt Sydal is now nailing Michael Kruel with shots right underneath the jaw…
Mark:Matt Sydal sends Michael Kruel off in to the corner… Matt Sydal charges in… Diving Leg Lariat! No! Michael Kruel moves out of the way…
Rhino:Matt Sydal hit the corner hard…
Mark:Michael Kruel now hooks up Matt Sydal… KRUEL BOMB!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Michael W. Kruel hooks the leg 1………………….2……………3………No! Matt Sydal comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Michael W. Kruel is now waiting for Matt Sydal to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Matt Sydal turns around…Michael Kruel is hooking him up… KRUEL INTENTIONS! NO! Matt Sydal counters out… Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Michael Kruel is staggering around…
Mark:Matt Sydal hooks him up… HERE IT IS DRIVER!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine and Roucka are now getting in to it with Jackie Moore at ringside…
Rhino:Its a shoving match going on right now…
Mark:Jackie Moore nails Lizzy Valentine with a hard shot…
Rhino:Roucka just nailed Jackie Moore in return…
Mark:Matt Sydal is distracted by whats going on at the moment…
Rhino:Matt Sydal now is going for the cover…
Mark:Matt Sydal turns around… LAST CALL! By James Storm…
Rhino:James Storm got all of that kick…
Mark:James Storm hooks the leg 1……………………..2………………3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JAMES STORM!
Rhino:James Storm capitalized on Matt Sydal being distracted by what was going on at ringside and picked up the victory…
Mark:James Storm continues to be strong since coming back to the EWA… As we now get set for our next contest…
Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament
Beth Phoenix vs Angelina Love
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a first round match in the Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament… Introducing first… From Elmira, New York… Weighing in at 150 Pounds… BETH PHOENIX!
(“Glamazon” plays as Beth Phoenix enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 118 Pounds… ANGELINA LOVE!
(“Angel on My Shoulder” plays as Angelina Love enters the arena…)
Mark:Angelina Love gets right up in to the face of Beth Phoenix…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is looking to get back up on track tonight as she has been on a losing streak the last few weeks…
Mark:Angelina Love nails Beth Phoenix right in the face with a couple of hard forearm shots…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix just shoves Angelina Love back in to the ropes…
Mark:Angelina Love charges back and scores with Flying Cross Body! Right in to a pin 1……………….2………. Beth Phoenix kicks out…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is right back up on to her feet…
Mark:Angelina Love charges at Beth Phoenix… Beth Phoenix with a Tilt A Whirl… Countered in to a Headscissors by Angelina Love…
Rhino:Angelina Love has been on step ahead of Beth Phoenix so far in this match up…
Mark:Angelina Love now kicks Beth Phoenix in the midsection…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix catches her leg…
Mark:Enziguri by Angelina Love…
Rhino:Beth Phoenix is dazed…
Mark:Hurricanranna! No! Powerbomb! By Beth Phoenix…
Rhino:Angelina Love was just planted right in to the mat by Beth Phoenix…
Mark:Beth Phoenix with the cover 1………………….2……………..3……NO! Angelina Love got her shoulder up…
Rhino:The Powerbomb took a lot out of Angelina Love…
Mark:Angelina Love is now struggling to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:It looks like Beth Phoenix is ready to end it right now…
Mark:Beth Phoenix hooks her up… FISHERMANS BUSTER! NO! Angelina Love escapes… LIGHTS OUT!
Rhino:Angelina Love connected with her version of the STO…
Mark:Angelina Love hooks the leg 1……………………2………………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ANGELINA LOVE!
Rhino:Angelina Love is now moving on in the Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament…
Mark:Who will be Miss EWA 2008… Well two more First Round Matches to come here tonight…But its back to the ring for more action…
Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament
Lizzy Valentine vs Justice Taylor
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a first round match in the Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament… Introducing first… From New York City…Weighing in at 125 Pounds… JUSTICE TAYLOR!
(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Justice Taylor enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From New York City… Weighing in at 120 Pounds… LIZZY VALENTINE!
(“Playmate of the Year” Plays as Lizzy Valentine enters the arena…)
Mark:Lizzy Valentine and Justice Taylor lock up in the center of the ring… Lizzy Valentine scores with a couple of shots backing Justice Taylor off in to the ropes… Lizzy Valentine with an irish whip sending Justice Taylor off in to the ropes… Reversal by Justice Taylor… Lizzy Valentine comes off the ropes and she gets nailed with a clothesline…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine gets right back up…
Mark:Justice Taylor charges and takes her down with a Flying Headscissors…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine staggers up on to her feet after the Headscissors…
MarK:Lizzy Valentine turns around and Justice Taylor kicks her in to the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker! By Justice Taylor… Justice Taylor goes right for the cover 1……………..2………. Lizzy Valentine gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now Justice Taylor is taking the fight right to Lizzy Valentine…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine now back up on to her feet in the corner…Justice Taylor with a couple of shots and is now putting Lizzy Valentine up on the top rope…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is now climbing up the ropes…
Mark:Justice Taylor hooks her up… Superplex! No! As Lizzy Valentine blocks and knocks her right off the top rope back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is slow to get back up…
Mark:Dropkick! By Lizzy Valentine from the top rope to Justice Taylor… Lizzy Valentine with a cover 1…………………..2…………..3..No! Justice Taylor gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:That was a very nice dropkick by Lizzy Valentine that really connected…
Mark:Justice Taylor gets back up and now Lizzy Valentine scoops her up and slams her straight down to the mat…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine is now trying to get back in to the match up…
Mark:Leg Drop! By Lizzy Valentine… Lizzy Valentine goes for another cover 1…………………2…………… Justice Taylor gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine right now is starting to feel confident about her chances to pull out a victory…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine now hooks up Justice Taylor… Suplex! No! Justice Taylor escapes… School Girl! 1……………………2………….3…..No! Lizzy Valentine kicks out…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Justice Taylor is back up…
Rhino:So is Lizzy Valentine…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine charges at Justice Taylor… Justice Taylor ducks the clothesline and pushes her off in to the ropes… Spin Heel Kick! By Justice Taylor…
Rhino:She got all of that spin heel kick…
Mark:Justice Taylor with the cover 1…………………….2…………….3……NO! Lizzy Valentine gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is getting back in to this match up…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine is back up on to her feet in the corner…Justice Taylor with shots and it knocks Lizzy Valentine down in to the corner…
Rhino:What does Justice Taylor have in mind now…
Mark:Bronco Buster!
Rhino:Justice Taylor is in control right now…
Mark:Its Katie Lea!
Rhino:What in the world is she doing out here?
Mark:Katie Lea is on the apron and is distracting Justice Taylor…
Rhino:Lizzy Valentine is back up…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine shoves Justice Taylor hard in to the corner from behind…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is in trouble…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine hooks her up… TORNADO DDT!
Rhino:Justice Taylor was planted…
Mark:Lizzy Valentine with the cover 1………………..2……………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LIZZY VALENTINE!
Rhino:The Katie Lea distraction allowed Lizzy Valentine to recover and pick up the victory…
Mark:Still to come more Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament Matches… But its back to the ring for more action…
2008 EWA Royal Rumble Qualifying Match
James Wolf vs Taz
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a 2008 EWA Royal Rumble Qualifying Match… Introducing First… From the Red Hook Section of Brooklyn, Ny… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… TAZ!
(“Survive” plays as Taz enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Southhaven, Ms… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JAMES WOLF!
(“Voices” plays as James Wolf enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell has now sounded and this match up is underway… Taz tells James Wolf to bring it on… James Wolf goes for a right hand… Taz blocks and starts hammering in with shots to James Wolf…
Rhino:James Wolf is being backed up in to the corner by Taz…
Mark:Taz with a hard irish whip sending James Wolf in to the farside…
Rhino:James Wolf is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Taz hooks up James Wolf…Over the Head Belly to Belly Tazplex!
Rhino:James Wolf got sent half away across the ring…
Mark:Taz covers James Wolf 1…………………..2…………… James Wolf gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Taz is now mounting the back of James Wolf…
Mark:Taz is now nailing James Wolf with hard clubbing shots right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Taz is really laying in those shots…
Mark:James Wolf is now getting back up on to his feet slowly… Taz now hooks him up… T-Bone Tazplex!
Rhino:James Wolf is in trouble…
Mark:Taz with another cover 1……………………..2…………….James Wolf gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now the Human Suplex Machine is taking it right to James Wolf…
Mark:James Wolf is back up on to his feet… Taz goes behind him… German Tazplex…No! James Wolf counters with elbows right to the side of the head…
Rhino:Taz is now dazed…
Mark:James Wolf spins him around and lays him out with a big time clothesline…
Rhino:Taz had his head taken off with that clothesline…
Mark:James Wolf covers Taz 1………………………2………………..Taz kicks out…
Rhino:Taz right now is trying to gather himself after taking that hard clothesline…
Mark:James Wolf now hooks him up and gets him up on his shoulders… Death Valley Driver!
Rhino:Taz was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:James Wolf with a cover 1…………………2……………3……No! Taz gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:James Wolf right now is really having his way with Taz…
Mark:James Wolf grabs the leg of Taz… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:Taz is now holding on to his leg…
Mark:James Wolf now hooks him up… Figure Four!
Rhino:Taz is now in trouble and in some pain…
Mark:Taz is trying to get to the ropes right now…
Rhino:James Wolf is trying to make sure that he doesn’t get to the ropes…
Mark:Taz is trying to get to the rope as the referee asks is he wants to tap out…
Rhino:I dont think Taz will tap…
Mark:Taz reaches out and is able to get to the rope…
Rhino:The damage has been done as you can see Taz is limping back up on to his feet…
Mark:James Wolf now goes behind Taz… Belly to Back Suplex! No! Taz lands on his feet… TAZMISSION!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:James Wolf is really in trouble now…
Rhino:If Taz gets his legs wrapped around James Wolf it will be all over…
Mark:James Wolf is trying to fight it… Taz is trying to still get his legs wrapped around…
Rhino:James Wolf is making sure that he doesn’t…
Mark:James Wolf with an few elbows right to the side of the head and the Tazmission has been broken…
Rhino:Taz is still going after James Wolf…
Mark:James Wolf ducks the clothesline… James Wolf spins Taz around… CHAOTIC AGONY!
Rhino:Taz has just been planted…
Mark:James Wolf hooks the leg 1…………………2………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JAMES WOLF!
Rhino:James Wolf is heading to the Royal Rumble at May-hem..
Mark:We will see who else can qualify later on to…
Rhino:ITS… ITS DDP!
Mark:DDP is in the ring… Taz is back up… DIAMOND CUTTER!
Rhino:DDP just laid out The Human Suplex Machine…
Mark:It looks like DDP is back in the EWA…
Rhino:It could either be a Bad Thing… Or a Good Thing…
Mark:For DDP its a good thing… But now for us we have to get back to our next contest…
Daffney vs Velvet Sky
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… DAFFNEY!
(Daffney’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent…From New Britain, Connecticut… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… VELVET SKY!
(“Dont Even Lie” plays as Velvet Sky enters the arena…)
Mark:Velvet Sky nails Daffney before the bell sounds…
Rhino:Velvet Sky really got a jump on Daffney…
Mark:Velvet Sky backs Daffney up in to the corner with a couple of hard shots… Velvet Sky whips Daffney hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Daffney is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Velvet Sky charges… Daffney ducks the clothesline and now spins Velvet Sky around and kicks her right in the midsection… Vertical Suplex! By Daffney taking Velvet Sky over…
Rhino:Daffney is now putting the boots to Velvet Sky…
Mark:Daffney is now stepping on the hair of Velvet Sky…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is screaming in pain at the moment…
Mark:Velvet Sky is now back up on to her feet… Daffney takes her over with a snap mare…
Rhino:Daffney is now up on the middle rope…
Mark:Elbow Drop! Missed! As Velvet Sky moved out of the way of Daffney’s Elbow Drop…
Rhino:Daffney is now slow to get back up…
Mark:Velvet Sky now hooks up Daffney… Russian Leg Sweep! By Velvet Sky… Velvet Sky with a cover 1………………..2………. Daffney gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now Velvet Sky is trying to take control of this contest…
Mark:Daffney is now back up on to her feet… Velvet Sky hooks her up… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge 1……………………….2…………..3……NO! Daffney kicks out…
Rhino:Close call right there…
Mark:Velvet Sky is now waiting for Daffney to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:I think Velvet Sky is looking to end it right now…
Mark:Velvet Sky hooks her up… BLONDE AMBITION! NO! Daffney counters…
Rhino:Daffney is now firing back with some shots to Velvet Sky…
Mark:Daffney now kicks her in the midsection… DDT! NO! Countered… BLONDE AMBITION!
Rhino:That time she was able to connect with Blonde Ambition…
Mark:Velvet Sky hooks the leg 1………………….2…………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner VELVET SKY!
Rhino:A very successful night for Velvet Love Entertainment tonight…
Mark:Both women with successful victories here tonight… Still to come tonight we will see Triple H in action against Stone Cold Steve Austin… But its time to qualify another man for the Royal Rumble at May-Hem… Lets get to the introductions…
2008 EWA Royal Rumble Qualifying Match
Big Daddy Ace vs Nick Nemeth
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a 2008 EWA Royal Rumble Qualifying Match… Introducing first… From Boston, Mass… Weighing in at 273 Pounds… BIG DADDY ACE!
(“No More Sorror” plays as Big Daddy Ace enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cleveland, Ohio… Weighing in at 213 Pounds… Accompanied by Taryn Terrell… NICK NEMETH!
(Nemeth’s theme plays as he enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and both men are ready to go… Big Daddy Ace goes for a straight right hand and connects… Big Daddy Ace hammers him with a couple of more shots as he backs him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace really connected with those right hands…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace whips Nick Nemeth off in to the ropes… Nick Nemeth comes off the ropes and Big Daddy Ace takes him over with a hiptoss…
Rhino:Nick Nemeth gets right back up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace scoops up Nick Nemeth and puts him up on his shoulder… Shoulder Breaker! Big Daddy Ace goes right for the cover 1…………………..2……………….Nick Nemeth kicks out…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now starting to work over the right arm of Nick Nemeth…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace with a hammerlock on Nick Nemeth and now scoops him up and slams him right down on his arm… Big Daddy Ace goes right for the cover again 1…………….2…………Nick Nemeth kicks out again…
Rhino:Right now Big Daddy Ace is playing out his gameplan perfectly…
Mark:Nick Nemeth is back up on to his feet… Big Daddy Ace with a kick to the midsection… Single Arm DDT!
Rhino:You can see Nick Nemeth is in a lot of pain right now…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes for another cover 1……………………….2……………3..No! Nick Nemeth once again kicks out…
Rhino:Nick Nemeth is getting back up on his feet in the corner…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace goes after him… Thumb to the eye by Nick Nemeth…
Rhino:That’s going to slow down Big Daddy Ace for a second…
Mark:Nick Nemeth charges and connects with a running head scissors taking Big Daddy Ace off of his feet…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is getting right back up…
Mark:Running Dropkick! By Nick Nemeth as he sends Big Daddy Ace over the top rope and to the outside…
Rhino:Nick Nemeth is trying to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Incoming! Nick Nemeth dives right through the middle rope right on to Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Nick Nemeth took a chance and it paid off right there…
Mark:Nick Nemeth rolls Big Daddy Ace back in to the ring…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace right now seems a little out of it as he is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Nick Nemeth now hooks up Big Daddy Ace… Brainbuster!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace was just dropped on his head…
Mark:Taryn Terrell is liking what she is seeing right now out of Nick Nemeth as he goes for the cover 1…………………..2………………3…….No! Big Daddy Ace gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Nick Nemeth hooks him up… Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is in trouble…
Mark:Nick Nemeth hooks the leg 1………………………2…………….3……No! Big Daddy Ace once again gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace is trying to get back up as he has taken a lot of punishment from Nick Nemeth…
Mark:Nick Nemeth now scoops up and slams Big Daddy Ace straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:Nick Nemeth is heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:MOONSAULT! NO! Big Daddy Ace rolls out of the way…
Rhino:Nick Nemeth got nothing but canvas…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now back up and nails Nick Nemeth with straight right hands.. Big Daddy Ace shoots Nick Nemeth off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Nick Nemeth is staggering back up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace now hooks up Nick Nemeth… Jackhammer!
Rhino:Nick Nemeth was just drilled in to the mat…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg 1………………………..2………………..3…….NO! Nick Nemeth gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Taryn Terrell is worried about Nick Nemeth at the moment…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now lining up Nick Nemeth… SPEAR!
Rhino:Nick Nemeth just got speared in to the mat…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace hooks the leg once again 1……………………..2…………….3………….ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Nick Nemeth found a way to get his shoulder up…
Mark:Big Daddy Ace is now waiting for Nick Nemeth to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:I think we are moments away from the Ace Crusher…
Mark:Nick Nemeth is back up… Big Daddy Ace hooks him up… ACE CRUSHER! NO! Nick Nemeth escapes… SCHOOL BOY! 1……………………….2………….NEMETH HAS THE ROPES….3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner NICK NEMETH!
Rhino:Nick Nemeth just stole this victory from Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:Nick Nemeth used the ropes to his advantage and is now heading to the 2008 EWA Royal Rumble… Right now its time for the final first round match of the Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament…
Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament
Lilith Evans vs Roucka
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a first round match in the Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament… Introducing first… From Vancouver, Canada… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… ROUCKA!
(Roucka’s theme plays as she enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“Unbreakeable” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Mark:Lilith Evans and Roucka lock up in the center of the ring… Both women are battling for position at the moment… Roucka backs Lilith Evans right in to the ropes…
Rhino:Roucka just shoved Lilith Evans back in to the ropes…
Mark:Lilith Evans shoves Roucka back…
Rhino:These two women have had a long week and are ready to tear in to one another…
Mark:Roucka charges at Lilith Evans… Lilith Evans ducks and she back drops Roucka over the top rope and Roucka lands on the apron…
Rhino:Lilth Evans turns around and sees Roucka on the apron…
Mark:Roucka drives her shoulder in to the midsection of Lilith Evans… Lilith Evans spins around… Roucka with a Slingshot Clothesline!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Roucka covers Lilith Evans 1…………………..2…………… Lilith Evans kicks out…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is getting backing up on to her feet…
Mark:Roucka now hooks up Lilith Evans and connects with a snap suplex… Roucka with another cover 1………………2………….Kickout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Roucka right now is backing Lilith Evans up in to the corner…
Mark:Roucka now drives her boot right underneath the throat of Lilith Evans in the corner…
Rhino:Lilith is being choked out right now…
Mark:Roucka now drags Lilith Evans out of the corner… Stalling Vertical Suplex! By Roucka…
Rhino:Roucka is really taking it to Lilith Evans at the moment…
Mark:Roucka covers Lilith Evans again 1………………………2…………. Lilith Evans kicks out again…
Rhino:Lilith Evans right now is trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Roucka with a couple of shots and now whips Lilith Evans off in to the ropes… Roucka ducks her head… Lilith Evans puts on the breaks and now kicks Roucka right in the face…
Rhino:Roucka is now spinning around…
Mark:Lilith Evans now with a Spinning Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Roucka 1……………………….2…………………Roucka kicks out again…
Rhino:Roucka is now trying to get back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans now kicks Roucka in the midsection… Piledriver!
Rhino:Roucka was just planted…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Roucka 1………………………..2……………..3…….No! Roucka gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is really getting in to a groove right now…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now standing over Roucka… Camel Clutch!
Rhino:Lilith Evans is really pulling on the neck of Roucka right now…
Mark:Roucka is now trying to get to the ropes right now…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is really putting the pressure on Roucka…
Mark:Roucka is really trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee is asking if Roucka is she wants to give it up…
Mark:Roucka reaches out and grabs the rope and the hold must now be broken…
Rhino:The damage has now been done to Roucka…
Mark:Roucka is trying to pull herself back up on to her feet… Lilith Evans now nails Roucka with a couple of shots to the midsection of Roucka as she backs her up in to the corner…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now driving her shoulder in to the midsection of Roucka in the corner…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now putting Roucka up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Roucka is in trouble now…
Mark:Superplex! By Lilith Evans driving Roucka right in to the mat… Lilith Evans covers Roucka 1…………………….2………………3…….NO! Roucka gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Really close near fall right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans now waits for Roucka to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Roucka is in trouble…
Mark:Driven! No! Roucka blocks and shoves Lilith Evans off in to the corner…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is staggering backwards…
Mark:Belly to Back Suplex! By Roucka dropping Lilith Evans on to her head…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is in trouble now…
Mark:Roucka covers Lilith Evans 1……………………..2………………3……….NO! Lilith Evans gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close call right there…
Mark:Roucka is now hooking up Lilith Evans… BAD KOMPANY! NO! Lilith Evans blocks… DRIVEN!
Rhino:Nice neckbreaker right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks the leg 1……………………2…………………3…….NO! Roucka gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now waiting for Roucka to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Katie Lea!
Mark:Katie Lea is once again on the apron…
Rhino:We saw her earlier tonight…
Mark:Lilith Evans knocks Katie Lea right off the apron…
Rhino:Roucka is back up…
Mark:Lilith Evans turns around… BAD KOMPANY!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Roucka with the cover 1…………………..2……………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ROUCKA!
Rhino:Thanks to the distraction of Katie Lea… Roucka is able to advance in the Queen of Extreme Miss EWA 2008 Tournament…
Mark:I think Lilith Evans is going to want to get some revenge on Katie Lea… But right now its back to the ring for more action…
2008 EWA Royal Rumble Qualifying Match
Brain Damage vs Kevin Thorn
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a 2008 EWA Royal Rumble Qualifying Match… Introducing first… From Memphis, Tn… Weighing in at 270 Pounds…Accompanied by Ariel… KEVIN THORN!
(Thorn’s Theme plays as Kevin Thorn enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From A Worst Case Scenario… Weighing in at 205 Pounds… BRAIN DAMAGE!
(“Paint it Black” plays as Kevin Thorn enters the arena…)
Mark:Kevin Thorn nails Brain Damage with a couple of straight right hands knocking him backwards… Brain Damage comes back with a couple of hard shots and follows it up with a hard knife edge chop right across the chest…
Rhino:You could see that one hurt a little bit…
Mark:Brain Damage whips Kevin Thorn off in to the ropes… Reversal by Kevin Thorn… Brain Damage comes off the ropes… Kevin Thorn goes for a Big Boot… Ducked by Brain Damage… Brain Damage now springs off the ropes…Crossbody!
Rhino:Kevin Thorn catches him in mid air…
Mark:Kevin Thorn swings him around in to a Side Slam…
Rhino:Brain Damage was driven hard in to the mat…
Mark:Kevin Thorn covers Brain Damage 1…………………2……………. Brain Damage kicks out…
Rhrino:Brain Damage is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Kevin Thorn charges in… Big Clothesline!
Rhino:Brain Damage is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Sitout Spinebuster! By Kevin Thorn driving Brain Damage in to the mat… Kevin Thorn with the cover 1…………………….2………….. Brain Damage kicks out again…
Rhino:Kevin Thorn right now is having his way with Brain Damage…
Mark:Kevin Thorn whips Brain Damage off in to the farside corner…Kevin Thorn charges in… Brain Damage Moves out of the way…
Rhino:Kevin Thorn got all turnbuckle right there…
Mark:Kevin Thorn is now staggering out of the corner…Spin Heel Kick! By Brain Damage knocking Kevin Thorn off of his feet…
Rhino:Brain Damage is trying to shake off the damage that was delivered to him…
Mark:Brain Damage now on the ring apron… Spring Board Leg Drop! Right down on to Kevin Thorn… Brain Damage covers Kevin Thorn 1…………………..2………………. Kevin Thorn kicks out…
Rhino:Kevin Thorn is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Chemical Peel! Knocks Kevin Thorn back in to the corner…
Rhino:The Chemical Peel is his version of the Dropsault…
Mark:Brain Damage now charges in… Running Knee Strike right in to the corner by Brain Damage…
Rhino:Kevin Thorn is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:The Death Rattle! By Brain Damage…
Rhino:I was surprised he was able to get him up and connect with that inverted Death Valley Driver…
Mark:Brain Damage with the cover 1…………………….2…………….3…….NO! Kevin Thorn gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Brain Damage is now starting to feel it as he is now waiting for Kevin Thorn to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Brain Damage now hooks up Kevin Thorn…THE ABORTION CLINIC! NO! Kevin Thorn escapes and now spins Brain Damage around…Sitdown Powerbomb!
Rhino:Brain Damage is in trouble after being drilled in to the mat…
Mark:Kevin Thorn covers Brain Damage 1……………………..2…………….3………NO! Brain Damage gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:Brain Damage is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Kevin Thorn has him lined up…
Mark:Kevin Thorn hooks him up… CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Kevin Thorn hooks the leg 1……………………2…………….3………NO! Brain Damage gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Kevin Thorn is getting frustrated as he is getting up in to the face of the referee…
Mark:Kevin Thorn is now waiting for Brain Damage to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Brain Damage is now struggling to get back up…
Mark:Green Mist!
Rhino:Brain Damage has just been blinded by the Mist…
Mark:Kevin Thorn is staggering around…ABORTION CLINIC!
Rhino:Kevin Thorn is out…
Mark:Brain Damage covers Kevin Thorn 1……………………….2……………..3……NO! Ariel puts Kevin Thorns foot on the rope…
Rhino:Brain Damage is now going in for the kill…
Mark:HINDU COW CLUTCH!
Rhino:Will Kevin Thorn tap out…
Mark:The referee is asking Kevin Thorn if he wants to give it up…
Rhino:It looks like Kevin Thorn is about to give it up…
Mark:Ariel is on the apron to get the referee’s attention…
Rhino:Kevin Thorn is tapping…
Mark:The referee doesn’t see it…
Rhino:Brain Damage is now breaking the hold and getting up in the face of the referee…
Mark:Kevin Thorn is getting back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Brain Damage turns around…
Mark:Big Boot!
Rhino:Brain Damage has been laid out by that Big Boot…
Mark:Kevin Thorn now puts Brain Damage up on the top rope…ORIGINAL SIN!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Kevin Thorn hooks the leg 1……………………2………………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner KEVIN THORN!
Rhino:Kevin Thorn is heading to the 2008 Royal Rumble…
Mark:Ariel’s distraction led to the victory…As we now get set for more EWA In Ring Action…
Dangerous D vs Chris Jericho
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Winnipeg, Manitoba… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO!
(“King of My World” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… DANGEROUS D!
(“Many Men” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Mark:Here we go…Chris Jericho and Dangerous D meet face to face… Dangerous D goes for a right hand… Chris Jericho ducks and nails Dangerous D with a couple of hard shots right across the chest…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is lighting up the chest of Dangerous D…
Mark:Chris Jericho now backs Dangerous D up in to the ropes with the hard chops… Chris Jericho with an irish whip sending Dangerous D off in to the ropes… Reversal by Dangerous D… Chris Jericho comes off the ropes and Dangerous D nails him with a hard back elbow…
Rhino:Chris Jericho gets right back up…
Mark:Dangerous D now scoops up Chris Jericho and puts him up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam! No! Chris Jericho escapes and shoves Dangerous D off in to the corner…
Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering backwards…
Mark:Chris Jericho goes behind Dangerous D… German Suplex!
Rhino:Nice suplex by Y2J…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers Dangerous D 1………………2…………….Dangerous D kicks out…
Rhino:Dangerous D is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho with a couple of hard right hands backing Dangerous D up in to the corner… Chris Jericho with an irish whip sending Dangerous D in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Nice bulldog by Chris Jericho…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges at the ropes… Lionsault! No! Dangerous D gets his knees up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now staggering around…
Mark:Dangerous D now kicks Chris Jericho in the midsection… Stunner! By Dangerous D… Dangerous D covers Chris Jericho 1………………….2……………….Chris Jericho kicks out…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now waiting for Chris Jericho to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D with right hands as he now whips Chris Jericho off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is in trouble…
Mark:Dangerous D with the cover 1…………………2…………………3…No! Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now Dangerous D is really taking it to Chris Jericho at the moment…
Mark:Chris Jericho is back up on to his feet… Dangerous D now hooks up Chris Jericho… Powerbomb! No! Chris Jericho rolls through…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is back up…
Mark:Chris Jericho trips up Dangerous D… WALLS OF JERICHO! NO! Dangerous D counters and kicks Chris Jericho off in to the corner…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Dangerous D now hooks up Chris Jericho… DANGEROUS DDT!
Rhino:Chris Jericho just was planted in to the mat…
Mark:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is in trouble…
Mark:D-BOMB! CONNECTS! By Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D could have him right now…
Mark:Dangerous D hooks the leg 1……………………….2……………..3……….ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner DANGEROUS D!
Rhino:Very strong win for Dangerous D here tonight over Chris Jericho…
Mark:Chris Jericho didn’t bring his A Game as he is suffering the effects from his match with Triple H at Unholy Alliances…We will see Triple H in action later on tonight but its back to the ring for more action…
Justin Credible vs Robby “The Man” Bino
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Long Island, Ny… Weighing in at 220 Pounds… Accompanied by Mrs. Bino… ROBBY “The Man” BINO!
(“Soul Survivor” plays as Robby Bino enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Ozone Park, Ny… Weighing in at 220 Pounds…JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
(“Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck” plays as Justin Credible enters the arena…)
Mark:Justin Credible gets right up in to the face of Robby Bino and slaps him right across the face…
Rhino:Justin Credible is trying to fire him up…
Mark:Robby Bino charges at Justin Credible…Justin Credible ducks and now nails Robby Bino with straight right hands…
Rhino:Justin Credible is really opening up on Robby Bino…
Mark:Big right hand by Justin Credible knocking Robby Bino off of his feet…
Rhino:Robby Bino is backing up in to the corner…
Mark:Justin Credible goes in…Robby Bino with a thumb to the eye and now Robby Bino puts Justin Credible in the corner and nails him with shots to the midsection…
Rhino:Robby Bino is now driving his shoulder right in to the midsection of Justin Credible…
Mark:Robby Bino sends Justin Credible hard in to the farside corner…
Rhino:Justin Credible is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Robby Bino kicks Justin Credible in the midsection… Swinging Neckbreaker! By Robby Bino… Robby Bino goes for the cover 1……………………2…………… Justin Credible kicks out…
Rhino:Justin Credible is getting back up…
Mark:Robby Bino goes behind Justin Credible and scores with a Reverse DDT!
Rhino:Justin Credible could be in trouble right now…
Mark:Robby Bino covers Justin Credible 1…………………….2…………….Justin Credible kicks out again…
Rhino:Justin Credible is backing up in to the corner as he gets back up on to his feet…
Mark:Robby Bino pulls Justin Credible out of the corner… Snap Suplex!
Rhino:Robby Bino is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Elbow Drop! Missed!
Rhino:Justin Credible rolled out of the way of the Elbow Drop…
Mark:Robby Bino is now struggling to get back up on to his feet… Justin Credible with right hands backing him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Justin Credible is really connecting with those right hands…
Mark:Justin Credible whips Robby Bino off in to farside… Robby Bino comes off the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Robby Bino is staggering back up…
Mark:Justin Credible hooks him up… Shoulder Breaker! Justin Credible goes right for the cover 1………………………2………………3…….NO! Robby Bino gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Justin Credible now waits for Robby Bino to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible now hooks up Robby Bino… Brainbuster!
Rhino:Justin Credible dropped Robby Bino right on his head…
Mark:Justin Credible hooks the leg 1…………………….2…………3………NO! Robby Bino gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Robby Bino is now using the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Justin Credible lines him up… Superkick! No! Robby Bino ducks.. BINO BLASTER!
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Robby Bino hooks the leg 1………………..2………………..3……….NO! Justin Credible gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Robby Bino is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Justin Credible is down on the ground… THE ROB BASH! NO!
Rhino:Justin Credible moved out of the way and Robby Bino got nothing but canvas…
Mark:Robby Bino staggers around… Justin Credible sets him up… THATS INCREDIBLE!
Rhino:Justin Credible has knocked out Robby Bino…
Mark:Justin Credible hooks the leg 1………………………2……………….3…. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JUSTIN CREDIBLE!
Rhino:Justin Credible pulls out the victory over Robby Bino…
Mark:Justin Credible was the Man tonight… As we now get set to determine a Number One Contender for the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Number One Contendership Match for EWA Tag Team Championship
Adam Syndal & John Cena vs Bull Buchanan & Goodfather vs The Edgeheads
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is the Number One Contendership for the EWA Tag Team Championship… Introducing first… Team Number One…Weighing in at a combined weight of 605 Pounds… The Team of The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan… THE RIGHT TO CENSOR!
(“Censor” plays as Goodfather & Bull Buchanan enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:From behnd John Cena and Adam Syndal attack Bull Buchanan and The Goodfather…
Rhino:Adam Syndal and John Cena didn’t wait for the introductions… They are going right ater Bull Buchanan and The Goodfather…
Mark:We are being told that The Edgeheads have been laid out right at the Gorilla Position…
Rhino:It seems as though Cena and Syndal really mean business..
Mark:Adam Syndal now rolls Bull Buchanan in to the ring…
Rhino:The Goodfather just got sent in to the Guardrail on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Adam Syndal hooks up Bull Buchanan… SYNDROME!
Rhino:The Goodfather is staggering…
Mark:John Cena gets the Goodfather up… FU! On the outside of the ring…
Rhino:The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan are out…
Mark:Adam Syndal covers Bull Buchanan… 1…………………….2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners JOHN CENA & ADAM SYNDAL!
Rhino:John Cena and Adam Syndal made quick work of this match up…
Mark:Cena and Syndal are now the number one contenders for the EWA Tag Team Titles… As we now get set…
(“Darker Side of Me” by 5 Knuckle Shuffle comes on and out walks James Mitchell with Tiffany by his side.)
Mark:James Mitchell is leading Tiffany down to the ring…
Rhino:Judas Mesias has Alexis Laree on his shoulder tied up and is carrying her down to the ring…
Mark:It looks like we are going to hear from James Mitchell…
Mitchell: As you can see I hold all the cards here but yet I haven’t gotten all the answers yet. Last week I was suppost to meet my daughter but the lights went out and when they came back on and she was gone. Now many have said that I had something to do with that. I didn’t. What I ended up doing to get my daughter’s attention was grabbing her friend and your former EWA women’s champion Alexis Laree. Of course being paid off my Stephanie McMahon didn’t hurt either. Now I will make this short and very sweet…Lilith..get out here now!
(The fans wait for a few seconds and boo Mitchell and The New Church until Unbreakable cues up and Lilith walks out in jeans and a white shirt with Angel written on it. A mic in her hand.)
Lilith:If you think I am coming to that ring by myself then you are more thickheaded than I thought. What do you want?
Mitchell:What does any Father want, to bond with his children. That is all. I want to know my daughter. How about you forget the past and come down here and join your dear old father in the ring.
(Lilith shakes her head as she looks at Alexis laying in the ring, her mouth gagged as she starts to make her way to the ring but is stopped by Chalky posing as Steele.)
Chalky:Enough is enough Mitchell, Now let Alexis go and I won’t have to hurt you.
Mitchell:Hey Lover-boy. You want her so bad, why don’t you come down here and get her.
Chalky:Now, do you think I’m that stupid, and leave Lilith unprotected up. Think again!
Mitchell:Really, I think I can change your mind.
(Mitchell snaps his fingers as Tiffany picks up Alexis by the head as Mitchell gets a knife out._
Mitchell:Either Lilith comes down now or I start cutting.
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:Its Abyss!
Mark:Abyss has Judas by the neck… CHOKESLAM!
Rhino:James Mitchell is yelling at Abyss…
Mark:Chalky is in the ring…
Rhino:So is Lilith…
Mark:TORTURED! By Lilith Evans to Tiffany…
Rhino:Chalky chases James Mitchell out of the ring…
Mark:Chalky is heading Alexis out of the ring…
Rhino:Very unusual situation right here…
Mark:Chalky saved the day here tonight as we now get set to see the EWA World Champion in action…
Triple H vs Steve Austin
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Non Title Match and is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Victoria, Texas… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
(“I Wont Do What You Tell Me” Plays as Steve Austin enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H and Stone Cold are face to face in the center of the ring with a little bit of trash talk back and forth…
Rhino:These two are really giving it to one another…
Mark:Triple H goes for a right hand…Steve Austin blocks and starts opening up on Triple H with straight right hands… Big right hand by Steve Austin knocks down Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H gets right back up…
Mark:Stone Cold is now backing up Triple H in to the corner…
Rhino:Steve Austin is really firing away at The Game…
Mark:Stone Cold with kicks right to the midsection as he knocks him down in the corner…
Rhino:Stone Cold is stompin a mud hole in on Triple H at the moment…
Mark:Triple H now staggers out of the corner and Stone Cold nails him with a short arm clothesline… Steve Austin goes for a cover 1……………..2…………… Triple H kicks out…
Rhino:The Game is getting back up on to his feet by the ropes…
Mark:Steve Austin charges with a clothesline… The Game ducks and back drops Steve Austin to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Triple H is now going to the outside after Steve Austin…
Mark:Triple H now with a couple of shots to Steve Austin and he now whips Steve Austin in to the steel guard rail…
Rhino:Steve Austin is now dazed…
Mark:Triple H with a big clothesline knocking down Stone Cold…
Rhino:Triple H is now rolling Steve Austin back in to the ring…
Mark:The Game now scoops up and slams Steve Austin down to the mat… Triple H is now mounting Steve Austin and starts hammering him with right hands…
Rhino:Triple H is really hammering in with those shots…
Mark:Triple H now picks up Steve Austin and sends him in to the ropes… Running High Knee! By The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Triple H now covers Stone Cold 1…………………2…………….Steve Austin gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now Triple H is taking his time and really picking apart The Texas Rattlesnake…
Mark:Triple H now with a couple of right hands and whips Stone Cold off in to the ropes…Reversal by Stone Cold… Triple H comes off the ropes… Lou Thez Press! With right hands by Stone Cold…
Rhino:Steve Austin is fighting back in to this match up…
Mark:Stone Cold comes off the ropes and drops the elbow right down on to the face of Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Steve Austin whips Triple H off in to the corner… The Game staggers out of the corner… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:The EWA World Heavyweight Champion is in trouble right now…
Mark:The Game is now staggering back up on to his feet… Stone Cold kicks Triple H in the midsection… STONE COLD STUNNER! NO! Triple H shoves Stone Cold off in to the ropes…Steve Austin comes off the ropes… SPINEBUSTER!
Rhino:Triple H countered the Stunner and planted Stone Cold right in to the mat…
Mark:Steve Austin is staggering back up on to his feet… Triple H kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Triple H hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………..3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:Triple H dominates the Texas Rattlesnake and continues to prove why he is the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Triple H celebrates as we are going to find out next who he will face at May-hem… As we…
Rhino:ITS STEELE!
Mark:Steele just attacked the ring and is going right after the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Rhino:Stelee is opening up on Triple H…
Mark:Triple H is now firing back with right hands of his own…
Rhino:The Game and Steele are slugging it out…
Mark:One has to question why Steele has come out to attack Triple H…
Rhino:Steele just took a hard shot right above the eye…
Mark:Triple H has busted Steele open with a right hand…
Rhino:Officials are coming out to break these two men up…
Mark:Steele has gotten under the skin of the EWA World Heavyweight Champion… As we now find a number one contender for his EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Number One Contendership Match for EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Josh Stewart vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… Accompanied by Sonny Siaki… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From West Hurley, New York… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!
(“I Dont Wanna Stop” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Mark:Josh Stewart locks up with The Rock… The Rock and Josh Stewart battle for position… Josh Stewart goes behind The Rock and locks in a side head lock…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is grinding the headlock in on The Rock…
Mark:The Rock with a couple of shots to the midsection and shoots Josh Stewart off in to the ropes…Josh Stewart comes off the ropes and The Rock scores with a shoulder block…
Rhino:Josh Stewart gets right back up…
Mark:The Rock scores with a couple of hard right hands to Josh Stewart and he now scoops up and slams Josh Stewart down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Rock is now putting the boots to Josh Stewart…
Mark:Josh Stewart is being backed up in to the corner…
Rhino:The Rock continues to hammer in on Josh Stewart in the corner…
Mark:The Rock with a hard irish whip sending Josh Stewart off in to the farside corner… Josh Stewart staggers out of the corner… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:The Rock is in control right now after that Samoan Drop…
Mark:The Rock covers Josh Stewart 1…………………2……………… Josh Stewart kicks out…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is watching on from ringside as The Rock takes it to Josh Stewart…
Mark:The Rock now hooks up Sonny Siaki… Belly to Belly Suplex! No! Josh Stewart blocks and nails The Rock with a big headbutt…
Rhino:That’s one way to stop a suplex…
Mark:The Rock dazed after that headbutt and Josh Stewart hooks him up… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:The Rock is getting up slowly after that suplex…
Mark:Spinning Back Elbow! By Josh Stewart laying out The Rock… Josh Stewart covers The Rock 1…………………….2……………. The Rock kicks out…
Rhino:Josh Stewart right now is starting to get in to a little bit of a groove…
Mark:The Rock is back up… Springboard DDT! By Josh Stewart planting The Rock in to the mat…
Rhino:The Rock is in trouble…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers The Rock 1…………………2…………………The Rock kicks out again…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:The Rock is staggering back up…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is back in the ring…
Mark:Missile Dropkick! To Sonny Siaki…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki pushed The Rock out of the way and he took the brunt of the dropkick from Josh Stewart…
Mark:Sonny Siaki rolls out of the ring… The Rock is back up on to his feet and he nails Josh Stewart with a right hand as he turned around…
Rhino:The Rock is back in to this match up now after Sonny Siaki took that dropkick…
Mark:The Rock whips Josh Stewart off in to the ropes…The Rock goes for a clothesline… Josh Stewart ducks… Big Clothesline! Right to the back of the head of The Rock…
Rhino:That was one vicious clothesline…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers The Rock 1…………………….2……………..3…..No! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock is now trying to get back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Running Splash! By Josh Stewart…
Rhino:The Rock is dazed…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now putting The Rock up on the top rope…
Rhino:This isnt going to be good…
Mark:Superplex! No! The Rock counters and knocks Josh Stewart off the top rope…
Rhino:The Rock gets down off the top rope…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now staggering back up… The Rock lines him up… Spine on the Pine with the Spinebuster!
Rhino:Josh Stewart’s head just bounced right off the canvas…
Mark:The Rock covers Josh Stewart 1……………………..2……………3………NO! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock thought he had him right there…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now staggering back up after that spinebuster…
Rhino:The Rock is stalking Josh Stewart…
Mark:The Rock has him lined up… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it right there…
Mark:The Rock covers Josh Stewart 1…………………….2…………………3……….NO! Josh Stewart gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock can not believe that Josh Stewart kicked out of The Rock Bottom…
Mark:Sonny Siaki is complaining to the referee right now on the apron…
Rhino:The referee just tossed Sonny Siaki out of the arena…
Mark:The Rock is saying that he cant do that…
Rhino:Josh Stewart right now is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock eyes him up… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Josh Stewart counters with elbows and shoves The Rock off in to the ropes… The Rock comes off the ropes… ENTER THE STEW!
Rhino:Big time Superkick right there…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers The Rock 1……………………..2……………….3………… ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:The Rock got his shoulder up at the last second…
Mark:Josh Stewart is waiting for The Rock to get back up…
Rhino:Sonny Siaki is back in the ring…
Mark:Sonny Siaki charges at Josh Stewart… Josh Stewart ducks the clothesline… ENTER THE STEW!
Rhino:That just knocked out Sonny Siaki…
Mark:From behind The Rock nails Josh Stewart with a clothesline…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is spinning around…
Mark:The Rock hooks up Josh Stewart… ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Josh Stewart counters… Kick to the midsection… BRAIN STEW!
Rhino:The Rock is out…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg 1……………………2………………3…….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner JOSH STEWART!
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now heading to May-Hem to fight for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:The Rock gave him a fight but Josh Stewart was able to overcome the odds and is now going to May-Hem to fight Triple H for the EWA World Championship…
Rhino:That should be a classic…
Mark:Well its now time for our first championship match of the evening…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Dante Daevain
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one Fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Heaven- Sent from the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays as Dante Daevain enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:The bell sounds and this match up is underway… Shawn Michaels gets right up in the face of Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is giving Dante Daevain some lip service…
Mark:Dante Daevain shoves Shawn Michaels backwards right in to the ropes…
Rhino:Like a pitball Shawn Michaels gets right back up in to his face…
Mark:Dante Daevain shoves him again… Shawn Michaels charges at Dante Daevain… Dante Daevain lifts Shawn Michaels up high in the air with a Press Slam…
Rhino:That’s a spot where Shawn Michaels doesn’t want to be…
Mark:Dante Daevain drops Shawn Michaels straight down in to the mat with that Press Slam…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering right back up…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Shawn Michaels… Gutbuster!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is spinning around on his feet after that Gutbuster…
Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers back up to the ropes… Dante Daevain charges and sends Shawn Michaels over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now trying to regroup on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now walking up the ramp…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is going after Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Dante Daevain charges at Shawn Michaels… Shawn Michaels ducks the clothesline… Low Dropkick!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just took the right leg out of the big man on the ramp…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now grabs Dante Daevain by the leg and drives his knee right in to the steel…
Rhino:Smart move by Shawn Michaels taking advantage of the situation and his surroundings…
Mark:Shawn Michaels goes back down to ringside and has a Steel Chair…
Rhino:This is not going to be good for Dante Daevain…
Mark:Shawn Michaels rams Dante Daevain in the right leg with the Steel Chair…One more shot doing more damage to that right leg of Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now dragging Dante Daevain back down to ringside…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has the right leg of Dante Daevain and he rams it right in to the Steel Steps…
Rhino:This is a real aggressive side of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:The EWA Total Impact Champion Shawn Michaels is really trying to injure that leg of Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain has been rolled back in to the ring by Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Shawn Michaels has the leg of Dante Daevain hooked up and Shawn Michaels snaps the leg backwards doing more damage to the right knee and leg of Dante Daevain…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is taunting the crowd which could be a mistake…
Mark:Shawn Michaels hooks up Dante Daevain… Figure Four! No! Dante Daevain shoves Shawn Michaels off and sends him in to the corner…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering backwards…
Mark:Dante Daevain is back up… Dante Daevain hooks up Shawn Michaels… German Suplex!
Rhino:Very nice suplex by the big man…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now trying to get some feeling back in to his leg right now as he limps around the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering back up…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Shawn Michaels again… Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex!
Rhino:Dante Daevain just tossed Shawn Michaels half way across the ring…
Mark:Dante Daevain is now rolling to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:It looks like Dante Daevain is looking to bring a table in to this match up…
Mark:The only way to win is by Knockout or Submission…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to pull himself back up at the moment…
Mark:Right hands by Dante Daevain as he sends Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Flapjack!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is in trouble..
Mark:The table has been open up by Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is looking to setup Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Dante Daevain hooks up Shawn Michaels… POWERBOMB! NO! Low Blow!
Rhino:That stops the big man in his tracks…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now laying Dante Daevain out on the table…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:The Showstopper is going to fly… FLYING ELBOW DROP THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:The referee is checking on Dante Daevain…
Rhino:The referee is saying that Dante Daevain can still continue…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid now drags Dante Daevain out in to the middle of the ring… FIGURE FOUR!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is in pain now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is applying the pressure to the right leg of Dante Daevain with the figure four…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is trying to power himself to the corner…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to make sure the Big Man doesn’t get to the ropes…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is screaming at the referee to ask him if he wants to give it up…
Mark:Dante Daevain reaches out and grabs the ropes…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is in pain but was able to get out of the hold…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now waiting for Dante Daevain to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:It looks like Shawn Michaels is tuning up the band and is looking to knock out Dante Daevain…
Mark:Dante Daevain is staggering back up… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Dante Daevain ducks… THE FALL OF MAN!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels could be done…
Mark:The referee is checking on Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels went for the kick to end it and Dante Daevain was able to see it coming and connect with The Fall of Man…
Mark:The referee says Shawn Michaels can continue…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is now limping around the ring…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is back up on to his feet… Dante Daevain whips him off in to the ropes… Big Boot! No! Shawn Michaels ducks… Shawn Michaels comes off the farside… Flying Forearm!
Rhino:Both men are down on the canvas…
Mark:Shawn Michaels nips up!
Rhino:Dante Daevain is limping back up on to his feet…
Mark:Choplock! By Shawn Michaels taking the leg right out from underneath Dante Daevain…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is holding on to that leg…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is going in for the kill.. SHARPSHOOTER!
Rhino:That’s going to be it…
Mark:Dante Daevain is trying to get to the ropes…
Rhino:The referee is asking Dante Daevain if he wants to give it up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to keep Dante Daevain in the center of the ring…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is close to the ropes…
Mark:Dante Daevain is almost at the ropes and Shawn Michaels pulls him back in to the middle of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is telling the referee to ask him if he gives it up…
Mark:Dante Daevain is reaching around and is trying to grab the leg of Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Dante Daevain is trying to reverse the Sharpshooter…
Mark:Dante Daevain is escaping as he trips up Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels doesn’t like this situation…
Mark:THE LAST LOOK TO HEAVEN!
Rhino:Its now Shawn Michaels who is in trouble…
Mark:Dante Daevain is applying the pressure to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to get to the ropes…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid gets to the ropes… No! Dante Daevain pulls him back in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to fight back to the ropes…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is in a tremendous amount of Pain… SHAWN MICHAELS TAPS OUT!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and NEW EWA Total Impact Champion DANTE DAEVAIN!
Rhino:What an upset…
Mark:Dante Daevain is the new EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:Dante Daevain survived the attack of Shawn Michaels and was able to walk out with the gold…
Mark:We have a new EWA Total Impact Champion… Will we have a new EWA Television Champion… Lets send it to the ring for the introductions…
EWA Television Championship Boot Camp Match
Lone Jobber(c) vs Cameron Mignano
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Boot Camp Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger…From Queens, New York… Weighing in at 185 Pounds… CAMERSON MIGNANO!
(“Dont Hold Back” plays as Cameron Mignano enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion…El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Lone Jobber and Cameron Mignano go right after one another… Cameron Mignano nails Lone Jobber with right hands knocking Lone Jobber back in to the ropes… Cameron Mignano whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick by Cameron Mignano…
Mark:Quick cover by Cameron Mignano 1…………………….2……………… Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is back up…
Mark:Cameron Mignano hooks up Lone Jobber… Gutwrench Suplex! Another cover by Cameron Mignano 1……………….2………… Lone Jobber once again kicks out…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is going right after El Presidente Lone Jobber…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up as Cameron Mignano goes behind Lone Jobber… German Suplex!
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is now quickly heading to the top rope…
Mark:Split Leg Moonsault! No! Lone Jobber gets his knees up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now going right after a dazed Cameron Mignano…
Mark:Lone Jobber whips Cameron Mignano off in to the ropes… Flying Back Elbow! By the EWA Television Champion…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is rolling to the outside of the ring and is throing a trash can full of weapons in to the ring…
Rhino:It looks like business is about to pick up right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber pulls out a crutch from out of the trash can…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber nails Cameron Mignano right in the head with the crutch…
Rhino:Lone Jobber really connected with that shot…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Cameron Mignano 1……………………..2…………… Cameron Mignano kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now wedging the trash can in between the turnbuckles right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber grabs Cameron Mignano by the head and he throws Cameron Mignano head first right in to the trash can…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is dazed as he is staggering backwards…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Cameron Mignano… Belly to Back Suplex! Dropping Cameron Mignano right on his head…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in control right now…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Cameron Mignano 1………………….2…………3…NO! Cameron Mignano gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Cameron Mignano is back up on his feet and he stops Lone Jobber in his tracks on the top rope…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is in trouble…
Mark:Cameron Mignano launches Lone Jobber off the top rope and sends him across the ring…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Cameron Mignano goes behind Lone Jobber… Reverse DDT! Cameron Mignano goes for the cover 1………………….2………..3……NO! Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano now grabs a cooking sheet that was dumped out of the trash can…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns and gets nailed right in the face with the cooking sheet…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is now dragging Lone Jobber over to the corner…
Mark:Cameron Mignano is now setting Lone Jobber up on the top rope…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is in a bad position…
Mark:VICTORY STAR DROP! NO! Lone Jobber with elbows and it knocks Cameron Mignano off the top rope…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is standing up on the top rope…
Rhino:Cameron Mignano is staggering back up…
Mark:THE GIMMICK! From The Top Rope by Mister EWA…
Rhino:That could be it right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1……………………2…………….3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:El Presidente is still Mister TV…
Mark:Lone Jobber keeps his EWA Television Championship tonight… But will he head in to May-Hem as champion… We do know that it will be Josh Stewart and Triple H for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at May-Hem… We will see you at Tuesday Night Carnage… Good Night Everyone!
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