Thursday Night Chaos 08-21-08
Mark:We are live in Louisville, Kentucky for Thursday Night Chaos brought to you by the KJob Games which are only on the EWA Media Network on eWazone.com… Tonight Rhino… We have one hell of a line up for everyone…
Rhino:Three Championship matches including a first ever One on One Showdown between two of the EWA’s Top Stars…
Mark:Josh Stewart and Shawn Michaels will meet for the EWA Television Championship inside the Barbed Wire Cage…
Rhino:Can Josh Stewart revenge his loss to Shawn Michaels back at Unholy Alliances we will find out in our Main Event later tonight…
Mark:Also tonight J-Twisted defends the EWA Total Impact Championship against Vertigo…
Rhino:Can Vertigo pick up his first piece of singles gold since the Monthly Brand? That question will be answered tonight when he takes on the up and coming J-Twisted…
Mark:Then the EWA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line when William McConnell defends the gold against Steele…
Rhino:Is William McConnell going to step on another person? It could happen tonight…
Mark:The Road to Glory tournament continues tonight as well… So we have an exciting night of action and you never know what may happen… But lets not waste anymore time and lets send it to ring side for our opening contest…
Dante Daevain vs Steven Eden
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… STEVEN EDEN!
(“Da Rockwilder” plays as Steven Eden enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Heaven-sent from the First Heaven… Weighing in at 295 Pounds… DANTE DAEVAIN!
(“Painting” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Where is Dante?
Mark:We havent heard from him in a while and now it looks like he isnt coming out for this match up either…
Rhino:Steven Eden is asking the referee what is going on…
Mark:I wonder if Dante Daevain missed his flight or something…
Rhino:A Devil missing his flight… That never could happen… Could it?
Mark:Maybe… The referee is talking things over with the PA Announcer…
Rhino:I wonder what his decision is going to be…
Mark:Looks like we are going to find out right now…
Pa Announcer:The referee has ruled that due to Dante Daevain’s failure to show up Steven Eden wins this match up as a result of a Forefit…
Rhino:A win is a win… So if I were Steven Eden I would take it…
Mark:As would…
(Lights Go Out)
Rhino:What is going on now?
Mark:Someone seems to like playing with the lights…
(Lights turn back on)
Rhino:Looks at Steven Eden…
Mark:Steven Eden is not moving and looks to be busted wide open in the middle of the ring…
Rhino:Who could have done this?
Mark:We are getting help for Steven Eden and as we do I would like to remind you that still to come tonight we will see The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels defend the EWA Television Championship against Josh Stewart… As we now get set for our next contest…
Brian “Half Dollar” Henderson vs Troy “The Rampage” Joseph
Pa Anouncer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… BRIAN “HALF DOLLAR” HENDERSON!
(“Im Back” plays as Brian Henderson enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Shangri-La… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Halls Of Illusion” plays as Troy Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:Well the referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Brian Henderson locks up with Troy Joseph… Troy Joseph backs Brian Henderson up in to the ropes and now starts hammering with shots to the midsection…
Rhino:The man that calls himself The Rampage is really connecting with shots…
Mark:Troy Joseph whips Brian Henderson off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Brian Henderson is getting back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph charges in… Running Clothesline!
Rhino:Half Dollar is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog! No! Half Dollar shoves The Rampage off in to the ropes… Troy Joseph comes off the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Nice counter right there by Brian Henderson…
Mark:Brian Henderson now goes for the cover 1……………………..2…………………. Troy Joseph kicks out…
Rhino:Brian Henderson is now picking Troy Joseph back up on his feet…
Mark:Half Dollar now hooks up The Rampage… Front Face Suplex!
Rhino:Troy Joseph was planted in to the mat by Brian Henderson…
Mark:Brian Henderson goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………….. Troy Joseph kicks out again…
Rhino:The Rampage is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Brian Henderson now hooks up Troy Joseph… Stalling Vertical Suplex! No! Troy Joseph escapes and now goes behind Brian Henderson… The Plugger!
Rhino:Troy Joseph is trying to stop him from breathing…
Mark:Brian Henderson is trying to fight out of it… Troy Joseph now rams Brian Henderson in to the corner shoulder first…
Rhino:Brian Henderson is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Brian Henderson was dropped on his head…
Mark:Troy Joseph now covers Brian Henderson 1…………………………2…………………..3……No!
Rhino:Brian Henderson is now struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Troy Joseph now with a hard uppercut… DDT!
Rhino:Brian Henderson is in trouble…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Brian Henderson 1……………………..2……………….3………..NO! Brian Henderson gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:It looks like Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is looking to end things right here and now…
Mark:Brian Henderson is back up…RUNNING RAMAPGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:That’s a very unique move right there…
Mark:Troy Joseph covers Brian Henderson 1………………………2………………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
Rhino:Troy Joseph debuts in the EWA and picks up a strong victory over Brian Henderson…
(“Metalingus” hits over the PA System as the crowd boos loudly. Edge makes his way out to the ring, where the Cutting Edge has been set up. He gets inside and grabs a mic)
Edge: I would normally start this segment with “Ladies & Gentlemen”.. But seeing as we’re in Kentucky, the only word I can think of to describe you people is “pigs”.. (crowd boos loudly) But tonight isn’t about you people.. Tonight, my guest is none other than the EWA Woman’s Champion.. So instead of being the classless swine you are..Why don’t you people stand up and show some appreciation for LITA!
Mark: What?
(“Lovefurypassionenergy” hits over the PA System as the crowd begins booing loudly. Lita, still in her neckbrace, makes her way down to the ring)
Rhino: Lita isn’t the Woman’s Champ.. What’s Edge trying to pull, here?
Mark: I guess we’re about to find out as Lita just got handed the mic.
Lita: Oh, whats wrong? Did you people expect Lillith Evans? (crowd cheers) You people actually thought that two bit slut was actually gonna be out here representing the EWA Woman’s Division? While you’ve
chosen not to see it.. You ARE looking at the EWA Woman’s Champion. You’re looking at the woman who will BEAT Lillith Evans at Summertime Blowout and dig this division out of the whole its been buried in!
(crowd boos)
Mark: The fans here in Louisville not happy with that declaration.
Edge: Are you people disappointed? TOO DAMN BAD.. Let me tell you people som-
(“The Game” by Drowning Pool hits over the PA System as the crowd begins cheering loudly..)
Mark: And here comes the REAL Woman’s Champion!
Rhino: And she’s got William Steele with her!
Mark: Lita just got behind Edge as Steele and Evans get into the ring..
Edge: Oh, look who it is. It’s that guy who’s stuck in Alexis Laree’s shadow and that sister-in-law he calls a slut.. Oh, wait.. I think I got that bac-
Mark: Evans just slapped the taste right ouf of Edge’s mouth!
Rhino: He didn’t like that..
Mark: Edge reaches at Evans.. And Steele floors Edge with a right hand!
Rhino: Lita just got bailed out of the ring..
Mark: Edge rolls out of the ring quickly and its William Steele and Lillith Evans standing tall on the Cutting Edge.
Rhino: Steele came out to back up the EWA Woman’s Champion and Edge got what he deserved.
Mark: Steele could very well become the EWA World Champion later tonight.. But lets get back to the ring for more action.
Put Up Or Shut Up
John Cena vs Adam Syndal
Pa Annoucer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Tampa, Florida… Weighing in at 255 Pounds… ADAM SYNDAL!
(“Still Fly” plays as Adam Syndal enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Its Jeff Hardy!
Rhino:Whats Jeff Hardy doing here…
Mark:Jeff Hardy just attacked Adam Syndal as he was entering the ring…
Rhino:Im shocked to see Jeff Hardy here…
Mark:Jeff Hardy hooks up Adam Syndal… Twist of Fate!
Rhino:Adam Syndal has been laid out…
Mark:Jeff Hardy now heads up on to the top rope… SWANTON BOMB!
Rhino:Jeff Hardy got all of that move right there as the fans go crazy for him…
Mark:Jeff Hardy sure as hell has made an impression here tonight…
(“Here Comes The Money” plays as Shane McMahon walks out on to the stage…)
Rhino:Well here comes the buzzkill…
Mark:It looks like the boss has something to say…
Shane:In a strange Twist of Fate… Adam Syndal… As you struggle to get back up… I have only got two words for ya… YOU’RE FIRED!
Rhino:It was put up or shut up tonight and it looks like Shane McMahon has decide to get rid of Adam Syndal…
Mark:Well the EWA Vice President has made it clear tonight that Adam Syndal is no longer a member of the EWA… Still to come tonight however J-Twisted will be defending the EWA Total Impact Championship against Vertigo… But its back to the ring for some EWA Womens Tag Team Action…
Lita & Justice Taylor vs Alexis Laree & Lilith Evans
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… Team Number One… Weighing in at a combined weight of 259 Pounds…ALEXIS LAREE and the EWA Womens Champion LILITH EVANS!
(“The Game” plays as Lilith Evans and Alexis Laree enter the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponents… First… From Ft. Lauderdale, Florida… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… Accompanied by Edge…LITA!
(“Lovepassionenerguyfury” plays as Lita enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her partner… From New York, Ny… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… JUSTICE TAYLOR!
(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Justice Taylor enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… It will be Justice Taylor and Alexis Laree starting things out… Alexis Laree gets hammered back in to the ropes by Justice Taylor who connects with forearm shots…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is really connecting with those shots…
Mark:Justice Taylor now whips Alexis Laree off in to the ropes… Justice Taylor scores with a back elbow right to the head of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree gets right back up…
Mark:Justice Taylor now takes Alexis Laree over with an arm drag…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is now working over the arm of Alexis Laree with that arm bar…
Mark:Alexis Laree is trying to get back up on to her feet and she does as now Justice Taylor gets sent in to the ropes… Justice Taylor comes off the ropes… Hip Toss! No! Blocked by Justice Taylor who connects with a hip toss of her own…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is getting back up on to her feet after that hip toss…
Mark:Justice Taylor now dragging Alexis Laree over to the corner and tags in Lita…
Rhino:Lita and Edge were discussing strategy a moment ago before Lita got that tag so lets see if it paid off…
Mark:Lita with a couple of forearm shots right to Alexis Laree and now takes her over with a snapmare…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is sitting up…
Mark:Lita charges with a low dropkick right to the face of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Nice move right there by Lita…
Mark:Lita now covers Alexis Laree 1…………………2…………….. Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Lita now dragging Alexis Laree back to the corner…
Mark:Justice Taylor gets the tag and now both Lita and Justice Taylor send Alexis Laree off in to the ropes… Double Clothesline! No! Alexis Laree ducks…
Rhino:Here comes Alexis Laree…
Mark:Double Dropkick! By Alexis Laree as she connect with one leg on both Justice Taylor and Lita…
Rhino:Lita is rolling out of the ring…
Mark:Alexis Laree now reaches out and tags in the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans with shots to Justice Taylor and now hooks her up… CLIFFHANGER!
Rhino:Justice Taylor just got planted…
Mark:Lilith Evans now covers Justice Taylor 1……………………..2……………………Kickout by Justice Taylor…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is getting back up on to her feet slowly…
Mark:Lilith Evans with shots to Justice Taylor as she backs her up in to the ropes… Irish whip by Lilith Evans… Justice Taylor with a reversal…
Rhino:Cheap Shot!
Mark:Lita just kicked Lilith Evans right in the back as she went in to the ropes…
Rhino:That was cheap but now Lilith Evans is staggering around…
Mark:DDT! By Justice Taylor who now covers Lilith Evans 1…………………..2……………….3…No! Lilith Evans kicks out…
Rhino:Justice Taylor now tags in Lita…
Mark:Lilith Evans is getting back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Edge is cheering on Lita with encouragement at ringside…
Mark:Lita now hooks up Lilith Evans… Russian Leg Sweep! As Lita covers Lilith Evans 1…………………..2…………..3…..No! Lilith Evans once again kicks out…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now staggering up on to her feet…
Mark:Lita scoops up and slams Lilith Evans down to the canvas…
Rhino:Lita is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Lita going for it all… LITASAULT! NO! Lilith Evans moves out of the way…
Rhino:Edge felt that as you saw him cringe as Lita hit the mat…
Mark:Both women are now trying to crawl to the corner…
Rhino:Lita makes the tag…
Mark:So does Llith… As Alexis Laree starts to open up on Justice Taylor…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is backing Justice Taylor up on to the corner..
Mark:Alexis Laree whips Justice Taylor in to the corner… Justice Taylor staggers out of the corner… Kick to the midsection… LAREEDDT! NO! Justice Taylor counters… School Girl! 1…………………..2…………………3…………NO! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Both women are back up…
Mark:Justice Taylor charges… Clothesline! Ducked.. Big Forearm! By Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is staggering backwards…
Mark:Lita and Edge are walking up the ramp… Alexis Laree now hooks up Justice Taylor… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Alexis Laree covers Justice Taylor 1………………………..2………………..3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here are your winners LILITH EVANS and ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Very nice win for the team of Evans and Laree…
Mark:It will be Lita and Lilith Evans one on one for the EWA Womens Championship at Summertime Blowout… As we now get set for more EWA Action…
Edge vs Chris Jericho
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… Y2J CHRIS JERICHO!
(“King of My World” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 240 Pounds… Accompanied by Lita… EDGE!
(“Metalingus” plays as Edge enters the arena…)
Mark:Chris Jericho and Edge lock up in the center of the ring… Edge with a couple of right hands to Chris Jericho… Chris Jericho ducks a third right hand and now opens up with a couple of hard chops right acoss the chest of the Rated R Superstar…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is backing Edge up in the corner…
Mark:Chris Jericho with chops to the chest of Edge in the corner and now Chris Jericho sends Edge off in to the far side corner…
Rhino:Edge is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges… Spin Heel Kick!
Rhino:Nice move right there by Chris Jericho…
Mark:Edge is staggering back up on to his feet… Chris Jericho charges… Running Clothesline! Sending Edge over the top rope and to the floor he goes…
Rhino:Lita is trying to converse with The Rated R Superstar on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Look Out! Baseball Slide! By Chris Jericho…
Rhino:Well that broke up the meeting of the minds…
Mark:Chris Jericho now grabs Edge by the hair and rams him in to the side of the ring before rolling him back in to the ring…
Rhino:Lita now trying to distract Chris Jericho before he gets back in to the ring…
Mark:Here comes Edge… Edge charges at Chris Jericho and knocks him off the apron…
Rhino:Well that distraction paid off as Chris Jericho went head first in to the guardrail…
Mark:Edge now rolls Chris Jericho back in to the ring…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge now backs Chris Jericho up in to the corner with hard shots to the midsection…
Rhino:Edge is now pulling Chris Jericho out of the corner…
Mark:Edge goes behind Chris Jericho… German Suplex!
Rhino:Chris Jericho was dropped on his head…
Mark:Edge now covers Chris Jericho 1………………….2………………… Chris Jericho kicks out…
Rhino:Y2J Is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge-O-Matic! Edge goes right for the cover 1………………………2………………..3………No! Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Edge is now waiting for Chris Jericho to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:SPEAR! NO! Chris Jericho moves out of the way and Edge goes face first in to the corner…
Rhino:Edge is staggering around…
Mark:Chris Jericho now lines up Edge… CODEBREAKER!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers Edge 1……………………………2…………………3……..NO! Edge gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Very close near fall right there…
Mark:Edge is now staggering back up on to his feet in the corner… Chris Jericho charges… Running Clothesline!
Rhino:Edge is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Y2J comes off the ropes… Running Bulldog!
Rhino:Edge is in trouble as he is laid out in the middle of the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho comes off the ropes… LIONSAULT! Chris Jericho goes for the cover…
Rhino:Lita is up on the apron distracting the referee…
Mark:Chris Jericho now gets up in the face of Lita…
Rhino:Lita just shoved Chris Jericho…
Mark:Chris Jericho now grabs Lita by the hair…
Rhino:Edge is back up on his feet…
Mark:The referee tells Chris Jericho to let Lita go… Chris Jericho turns around… SPEAR!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Edge covers Chris Jericho 1……………………2……………………..3…………..NO! Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Edge can not believe it…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Edge is now waiting for Chris Jericho to turn around…
Mark:Edge now hooks up Chris Jericho… EDGECUTION! NO! Chris Jericho blocks and now fighting out of the DDT…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now nailing Edge with chops across the chest…
Mark:Chris Jericho whips Edge in to the ropes… Reversal by Edge… Dropkick! By Edge nailing Chris Jericho right in the face…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Edge charges… SPEAR! NO! Chris Jericho with a leap frog… Edge turns around… CODEBREAKER!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers Edge 1……………………2………………..3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRIS JERICHO!
Rhino:Chris Jericho gets back on the winning track here tonight at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Chris Jericho wants to get back in the hunt for some championship gold… We will have three title matches later on tonight but its back to the ring for some Road to Glory Tournament Action…
Road to Glory Tournament
Lone Jobber vs Dangerous D
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Second Round Road to Glory Tournament Match… Introducing first… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!
(“Worlds Most Dangerous” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Mark:Dangerous D goes right after Lone Jobber as the bell sounds…
Rhino:Dangerous D is opening up with right hands…
Mark:Lone Jobber is being backed up in to the ropes by the right hands…
Rhino:Dangerous D is really connecting with those shots…
Mark:Dangerous D now whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Samoan Drop! By Dangerous D and he goes right for the cover 1…………………….2……………… Lone Jobber kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D scoops up Lone Jobber and puts him up on his shoulder… Shoulder Breaker! Dangerous D now goes for the cover 1…………………….2……………………..Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now pulling Lone Jobber back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dangerous D now connects with uppercuts to Lone Jobber and now hooks up Dangerous D… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:Lone Jobber was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Dangerous D covers Lone Jobber 1…………………………2……………….3……No! Lone Jobber gets his shoulder up again…
Rhino:Right now Dangerous D is taking it to Lone Jobber…
Mark:El Presidente is now staggering up on to his feet in the corner… Running Splash! No! Lone Jobber moved out of the way…
Rhino:Dangerous D is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks up Dangerous D… Swinging Neckbreaker!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is starting to get his wind back…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now up on the middle rope as Dangerous D is getting back up on to his feet… Flying Shoulder Block! By Mr. EWA…
Rhino:Nice move right there by El Presidente…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Dangerous D 1……………….2…………………Kickout by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now hooking up Dangerous D and he takes him over with a snap suplex…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Dangerous D is now staggering up on to his feet… Missle Dropkick!
Rhino:Very nice move right there by El Presidente…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Dangerous D 1………………………2………………..3……NO! Dangerous D gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now waiting for Dangerous D to get back up on his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber now hooks up Dangerous D… Piledriver!
Rhino:Dangerous D was just dropped right on his head…
Mark:Lone Jobber covers Dangerous D 1…………………….2…………………3………..NO! Dangerous D once again kicks out…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now heading back up on to the top rope…
Mark:Dangerous D is still laid out in the ring…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is going to fly…
Mark:450 Splash! No! Dangerous D got his knees up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now staggering around…
Mark:Dangerous D is now back up on to his feet… Dangerous D with right hands to Lone Jobber… Dangerous D now whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Dangerous D is trying to fight back in to this match…
Mark:Dangerous D covers Lone Jobber 1…………………….2………….3…….No!
Rhino:Lone Jobber barely got his shoulder up…
Mark:Lone Jobber is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Dangerous D is lining up Lone Jobber…
Mark:Dangerous D hooks up Lone Jobber… STUNNER!
Rhino:This could be it right here and now…
Mark:Dangerous D covers Lone Jobber 1……………………..2…………………3…….. ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:Dangerous D is now waiting for Lone Jobber to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber is back up on to his feet… Dangerous D now whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Samoan Drop!
Rhino:Lone Jobber has been laid out…
Mark:Dangerous D is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now looking to end things right now…
Mark:D-BOMB! NO! Lone Jobber moved out of the way…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber lines up Dangerous D… THE GIMMICK! Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1…………………..2………………….3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:El Presidente is moving on in the Road to Glory Tournament…
Mark:Lone Jobber will face the winner of The Rock and James Wolf later on tonight…
(“No More Sorrow” by Linkin Park hits over the p.a. as the crowd gets on their feet as Big Daddy Ace returns since Beach Brawl. He walks slowly down the ramp and the standing ovation is deafening. Sliding into the ring, he grabs a mic.)
Big Daddy Ace: You know… a lot has gone through my mind the past few weeks… about not being able to run with everyone anymore. Now, I’ll be the first to tell you, I still can. I can hold my own inside this ring. And every single person in the back can agree. I know what I am doing. I am a veteran of this company… a veteran in the Professional Wrestling world… And most importantly… I am the eWa’s only… Big Tyme Playa. With that said… I regret to inform you all that I will be retiring… I’m hanging up my boots… I’m gonna step aside and let those who are doing it… continue to do it. I’m going to pursue other things… But as for right now…
(“Sober” by Tool hits over the p.a. as the crowd erupts into cheers as Vertigo walks down the ramp dressed in a suit, his hair is slicked back. He grabs a cigarette from his pack and lights it up before, and gets in the ring. He rubs his chin and looks around and then towards Ace.)
Vertigo: Um…so I hear a little bird around the back, and for some reason it tells me that you are going around the locker rooms and radio shows running your mouth about wanting to leave this place. So.. didn’t just two month ago you and I solidify a union of common desires? Didn’t at High Stakes we took it upon OURSELVES to take out some trash that didn’t belong in the EWA? …..And you want to sneak out of the EWA without anyone knowing in this place?
Big Daddy Ace: Well, Rob… honestly… I don’t see much else happening.
Vertigo: You are in the GodFamily, and you’ve known the consequences for every action you have taken. This action also …regrettably needs a consequence, and as the Godfather of Extreme, the Don of the GodFamily, I feel divided on this matter. On one hand, I want to feed you to the wolves and see every ounce of your character and self-worth torn away…because that’s how I roll. Although the other side of me has enjoyed watching you in your matches as you grew here in the EWA, pursuing title after title finding your spot amongst the EWA’s ..Elite and want you to retire ….with a BANG!
(crowd cheers)
Vertigo: Respect is a very important principal in the GodFamily. You know what is also important, Glory …one of THE GREATEST events only a month away! As luck would have it I have a slot that just opened up in my schedule, and with you wanting to salvage what is left of your body for the future. I’m offering you a final match against me at Glory!
(crowd explodes)
Big Daddy Ace: You mean to tell me, to stick around for one… more… match?
Vertigo: Not just any match this is the EWA, we don’t have NORMAL retire matches. I’m talkin a Last… Man… Standing match.
Big Daddy Ace: Well, if we’re going to go that way… why don’t we raise the bar. Why don’t we do it the way it was always intended on being done. The way in which we stand for and fight each and every single night?
Vertigo: Keep going…
Big Daddy Ace: Let’s make it… an eWa Glorified Extreme Last Man Standing match.
Vertigo: (smiles) I knew you were going to be good for something. Let’s make Glory one that everyone will remember for decades to come.
Big Daddy Ace: Let’s do it. Glory… 2008… in my Farewell match… you will see the Godfather of Extreme vs. The Godson of Extreme… in an eWa Extreme Last Man Standing Match!
(Crowd explodes as “The Unforgiven II” Hits over the P.A. Ace and Vertigo shake hands as they exit the ring and head up the ramp.)
Mark:It looks like we have our first match up booked for Glory… Its now time for more EWA Action…
Triple H vs Mystery Opponent
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first…From Greenwich, Ct… Weighing in at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From The Most Creative Part of his Mind… Weighing in at a Quality amount… MISTER WRESTLING 99!
(“1999” plays as Mr. Wrestling 99 enters the arena…)
Mark:Well Triple H is looking over his opponent and he starts to laugh…
Rhino:I wonder if he had a hand in picking who his mystery opponent is…
Mark:Triple H nails Mr. Wrestling 99 with right hands as he backs him up in to the ropes… Triple H with an irish whip sending Mr. Wrestling 99 off in to the ropes… Triple H goes for a clothesline… Mr. Wrestling 99 ducks and now comes off the ropes… Crossbody! Ducked! By Triple H…
Rhino:Mr. Wrestling 99 gets nothing but canvas…
Mark:Mr. Wrestling 99 gets back up on to his feet… Triple H grabs him by the arm… Short Arm Clothesline!
Rhino:The Game is just picking apart Mr. Wrestling 99 right now as he prepares for his World Title Match at Summertime Blowout…
Mark:Triple H now pulls Mr. Wrestling 99 back up on to his feet and shoots him off in to the ropes… Running High Knee!
Rhino:Mr. Wrestling 99 is staggering on his feet…
Mark:Knee Buster!
Rhino:Mr. Wrestling 99 continues to spin around…
Mark:The Game hooks him up… Spinebuster! By Triple H driving Mr. Wrestling 99 right in to the mat…
Rhino:Triple H is now just taunting the crowd at the moment…
Mark:William McConnell has to be watching this match up as he will be defending the gold against Triple H if he is able to retain his title a little bit later on tonight against William Steele…
Rhino:Mr. Wrestling 99 is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Triple H charges and clotheslines Mr. Wrestling 99 out of the ring…
Rhino:Mr. Wrestling 99 is down on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Triple H is just laughing at how easy this match up is right now…
Rhino:Where did Mr. Wrestling 99 go?
Mark:What do you mean?
Rhino:He just crawl under the ring…
Mark:Well I guess that’s one way to avoid a beating…
Rhino:Triple H now going to the outside of the ring…
Mark:Triple H is pulling Mr. Wrestling 99 out from underneath the ring…
Rhino:The Game is now throwing him back in to the ring…
Mark:Triple H is taking his time as he is about to setup Mr. Wrestling 99 for the Pedigree…
Rhino:Is it me or does Mr. Wrestling 99 look different?
Mark:What do you mean?
Rhino:He doesn’t look like he did a moment ago…
Mark:Triple H now hooks up Mr. Wrestling 99… PEDIGREE! No! Mr. Wrestling 99 collapsed…
Rhino:Triple H couldn’t even nail the Pedigree…
Mark:Triple H once again hooks up Mr. Wrestling 99… PEDIGREE! No! Once again Mr. Wrestling 99 falls straight down to the mat…
Rhino:Triple H continues to laugh at Mr. Wrestling 99…
Mark:The Game once again picks up Mr. Wrestling 99… PEDI! NO! SMALL PACKAGE! 1……………………….2…………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner MR. WRESTLING 99!
Rhino:Are you kidding me?
Mark:Triple H can not believe it… Mr. Wrestling 99 is victorious…
Rhino:Mr. Wrestling 99 is celebrating on the ramp…
Mark:Mr. Wrestling 99 is removing his mask…
Rhino:Oh My God!
Mark:Its William McConnell!
Rhino:Triple H is fumming right now…
Mark:William McConnell just pulled a fast one on Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is going to be looking for revenge at Thursday Night Chaos…
Mark:Right now its time for our next Road to Glory Match…
Road to Glory Tournament
James Wolf vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is a Second Round Road to Glory Tournament Match… Introducing first… From Southaven, Ms… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JAMES WOLF!
(“Voices” plays as James Wolf enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Mark:James Wolf attacks The Rock right away as he came in to the ring…
Rhino:James Wolf jumped the gun before the bell sounded…
Mark:James Wolf now with shots to the midsection of The Rock and now whips The Rock off in to the ropes… Swinging Side Walk Slam!
Rhino:James Wolf drilled The Rock in to the mat with the Side Walk Slam…
Mark:James Wolf covers The Rock 1………………………..2…………………….The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock right now is struggling to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock is back up and James Wolf scoops him up on to his shoulders… Death Valley Driver!
Rhino:James Wolf has come out very aggressive in this match up as he continues to deliver big blow after big blow to the Peoples Champion…
Mark:James Wolf once again covers The Rock 1…………………….2…………….The Rock once again kicks out…
Rhino:The Rock is now pulling himself back up on to his feet with the ropes…
Mark:James Wolf charges at The Rock… Running Clothesline! Ducked! The Rock pulls down the top rope and James Wolf goes flying over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:The Rock is now going to the outside after James Wolf…
Mark:The Rock grabs James Wolf by the head and now rams him by the head right in to the ring post…
Rhino:James Wolf seems dazed at the moment…
Mark:The Rock charges at James Wolf and takes him down with a clothesline…
Rhino:The Rock is now putting the boots to James Wolf on the outside of the ring…
Mark:The Rock rolls back in to the ring to break the count and is now back out on the ring apron…
Rhino:James Wolf is trying to pull himself back up…
Mark:The Rock comes off the ring apron and connects with a Double Axe Handle right to the back of James Wolf…
Rhino:The Peoples Champion is now rolling James Wolf back in to the ring…
Mark:The Rock now with kicks in the corner as he now whips James Wolf in to the farside corner…
Rhino:James Wolf is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Big Clothesline! By The Rock spinning James Wolf inside out… The Rock now covers James Wolf 1……………………2…………………Kick out by James Wolf…
Rhino:James Wolf is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:The Rock with right hands and now whips James Wolf in to the ropes… Samoan Drop! By The Rock…
Rhino:James Wolf is in trouble…
Mark:The Rock covers James Wolf 1……………………..2……………….3….No! James Wolf kicks out once again…
Rhino:The winner of this match up will face Lone Jobber in the finals of the Road to Glory Tournament..
Mark:James Wolf is now staggering back up on to his feet… The Rock lines him up… Spine on the Pine… No! James Wolf kicks The Rock right in the head…
Rhino:The Rock is spinning around…
Mark:Swinging Chokeslam! James Wolf goes right for the cover 1…………………….2……………3…..No! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:James Wolf almost stole the victory right there…
Mark:The Rock is getting back up on to his feet slowly… James Wolf with a kick to the midsection… Powerbomb!
Rhino:The Rock has been laid out…
Mark:James Wolf covers The Rock 1………………………..2…………………..3……….NO! The Rock gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Very close near fall right there…
Mark:James Wolf is now looking to put an end to things right here and now…
Rhino:The Rock is up…
Mark:James Wolf hooks up The Rock… CHAOTIC AGONY! NO! The Rock blocks… Spinebuster! By The Rock…
Rhino:Very nice counter by The Rock…
Mark:The Rock covers James Wolf 1……………………..2…………………..3……ITS NOT OVER!
Rhino:So close near fall right there as The Rock almost pulled this out…
Mark:The Rock is now stalking James Wolf…
Rhino:James Wolf is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock has James Wolf setup… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:The Rock covers James Wolf 1…………………………2…………………….3……………..NO! James Wolf gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:The Rock can not believe it right now…
Mark:James Wolf is trying to crawl to the ropes to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is now going to end things right now…
Mark:The Rock now scoops up James Wolf and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:You know what time it is now…
Mark:It is time for the Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment… The Rock comes off the ropes… PEOPLES ELBOW! MISSED!
Rhino:James Wolf rolled out of the way…
Mark:The Rock is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:James Wolf is back up on to his feet as well…
Mark:James Wolf now hooks up The Rock… CHAOTIC AGONY!
Rhino:That’s gonna be it…
Mark:James Wolf now covers The Rock 1……………………………2……………………….3……………….NO!
Rhino:The Rock some how got his shoulder up…
Mark:James Wolf is arguing with the referee right now as he thought he had The Rock beat…
Rhino:James Wolf is now waiting for The Rock to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Rock is back up… James Wolf now setups The Rock… CHAOTIC AGONY! NO! The Rock counters… ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:The Rock hooks the leg 1……………………..2………………..3………… HE GOT HIM!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner THE ROCK!
Rhino:The Rock is moving on to the Finals of The Road to Glory Tournament…
Mark:It will be The Rock and Lone Jobber next week at Summertime Blowout… Now its time for our first championship match up of the evening…
EWA World Championship Match
William McConnell(c) vs Steele
Pa Announcer:This next contest is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Nashville, Tn.. Weighing in at 295 Pounds… Accompanied by Alexis Laree… STEELE!
(“Headstrong” plays as Steele enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Evansville, Indiana… Weighing in at 230 Pounds… The EWA World Heavyweight Champion… The Answer WILLIAM McCONNELL!
(“The Answer” plays as William McConnell enters the arena…)
Mark:Steele and William McConnell lock up in the center of the ring with a collar and elbow tie up…
Rhino:Its good that both men were able to make their flights and show up for this match up…
Mark:Steele backs The Answer up in to the ropes and there is a clean break… Both men move back in to the center of the ring… William McConnell goes for a side headlock in on Steele… Steele is fighting his way out of it and connects with a belly to back suplex…
Rhino:That’s one way to break a headlock…
Mark:PYB gets back up on to his feet… Steele scoops him up and slams him straight down to the mat… Steele comes off the ropes and drops the leg right down on PYB…
Rhino:Steele is coming out with the basics to start as Alexis Laree watches on…
Mark:Steele now picks William McConnell up and is now backing him up in to the corner…
Rhino:Steele is really opening up on The Answer right now…
Mark:Steele now whips William McConnell off in to the farside corner… William McConnell staggers out of the corner… Steele comes off the ropes… Running Bulldog! Steele goes for the first cover of the match up 1…………………..2……………….PYB kicks out…
Rhino:Steele is now connecting with shots to the EWA World Champion…
Mark:Hard European Uppercut by the Challenger taking the champion off of his feet.. William McConnell gets back up and gets knocked by down with another hard uppercut…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is liking what she is seeing at the moment…
Mark:Steele now hooks up William McConnell… Vertical Suplex! No! William McConnell goes behind Steele and grabs him by the head… Sleeper in to a neckdrop! By William McConnell…
Rhino:Very nice move right there by the EWA World Champion as he is trying to get back in to this match up…
Mark:Steele is back up on to his feet… William McConnell with a couple of hard shots to Steele and now connects with a Snapmare… Flipping Neckbreaker!
Rhino:The EWA World Champion is looking to take back control of this contest as a champion should…
Mark:William McConnell covers Steele 1……………………2……………….Kickout by Steele…
Rhino:Steele right now is getting up slowly…
Mark:William McConnell now grabs Steele by the leg… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:Steele is holding on to his leg right now…
Mark:William McConnell now hooks up Steele… Texas Cloverleaf!
Rhino:The Challenger is in trouble in the center of the ring…
Mark:Alexis Laree is trying to encourage Steele to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Steele is in the biggest match up of his career and he is trying not to tap out…
Mark:Steele is crawling to the ropes… William McConnell pulls him back in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Steele is once again crawling to the ropes…
Mark:William McConnell continues to sit down to apply the pressure on Steele… Steele reaches out and is able to grab the ropes…
Rhino:William Steele is hurting right now as he tries to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:The Answer scores with right hands to Steele as he now backs him in to the ropes… William McConnell whips Steele in to the ropes… Dropkick! No!
Rhino:Steele held on to the ropes…
Mark:Steele now flips over on PYB and goes for the cover 1……………………..2………….3…No! William McConnell kicks out…
Rhino:Both men are back up on to their feet…
Mark:William McConnell charges at Steele… Steele ducks the clothesline… Crossface!
Rhino:The Answer is in trouble in the center of the ring…
Mark:Steele is pulling back on the neck of the EWA World Champion…
Rhino:Steele is trying to get the EWA World Heavweight Champion to tap out…
Mark:William McConnell is reaching out for the ropes…
Rhino:Steele continues to apply pressure…
Mark:William McConnell reaches out and is able to get to the ropes…
Rhino:The Damage has been done to the EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Steele is now waiting for William McConnell to get back up… Evenflow DDT! By Steele…
Rhino:The Answer is in trouble…
Mark:Steele covers William McConnell 1…………………….2…………….3………No! William McConnell gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:William McConnell is getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Steele hooks up The Answer… OXIDATION!
Rhino:That could be it right there as the EWA World Heavyweight Champion has been laid out in the center of the ring…
Mark:Steele hooks the leg of William McConnell 1………………………2…………………3………NO! William McConnell gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Steele thought he had him but Alexis Laree is telling him to finish him off…
Mark:Steele is now setting up William McConnell…
Rhino:Steele is moments away from becoming EWA World Champion…
Mark:BESSEMER PROCESS! NO! Blocked… William McConnell shoots him off in to the ropes… Steele comes off the ropes… FIVE STAR SUPERKICK!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:William McConnell falls on top of Steele… 1………………….2…………………..3……………NO! Steele kicks out…
Rhino:Close near fall right here and now…
Mark:Steele is now staggeirng back up on to his feet…
Rhino:William McConnell is looking to put the challenger away…
Mark:William McConnell slams Steele straight down to the mat…
Rhino:The Answer is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Steele is back up and he is up on the top rope…
Rhino:The Answer is trapped on the top rope…
Mark:Steele hooks him up… Superplex! No! William McConnell shoves Steele off the top rope…
Rhino:Steele fell backwards in to the referee…
Mark:The referee is down…
Rhino:William McConnell is standing on the top rope…
Mark:10.0 FROG SPLASH! NO! Steele moves out of the way…
Rhino:The Answer is staggering back up…
Mark:BESSEMER PROCESS!
Rhino:That’s it… Steele is going to be the new EWA World Heavyweight Champion…
Mark:Steele goes for the cover…
Rhino:The referee is down and out…
Mark:Steele is screaming for another referee…
Rhino:So is Alexis Laree as she is on the ramp motioning for another referee…
Mark:Steele turns around… SPEAR! BY EDGE!
Rhino:Where in the hell did he come from…
Mark:William McConnell is back up…
Rhino:Edge is escaping through the crowd…
Mark:I dont think William McConnell saw Edge come in to the ring…
Rhino:Steele is staggering back up…
Mark:Q&A! William McConnell covers Steele 1…………………………2………………..3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still EWA World Heavyweight Champion WILLIAM McCONNELL!
Rhino:Steele had the EWA World Championship won but Edge screws Steele tonight…
Mark:William McConnell is now heading to Summertime Blowout to face Triple H for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… Its now back to the ring for our next championship match up of the evening…
EWA Total Impact Championship Match
J-Twisted(c) vs Vertigo
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 175 Pounds… VERTIGO!
(“Sober” plays as Vertigo enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Brick City, Ny… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… The EWA Total Impact Champion… J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Mark:J-Twisted and Vertigo are set to go at it as the referee calls for the bell… Vertigo with a couple of forearm shots to the EWA Total Impact Champion… J-Twisted is backed up in to the ropes… Vertigo now shoots him off in to the ropes… Reversal by J-Twisted… Vertigo comes off the ropes and connects with a flying forearm shot to the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:J-Twisted is getting back up…
Mark:Vertigo now springs off the ropes and connects with a springing side kick right to J-Twisted knocking him off of his feet…
Rhino:J-Twisted is stumbling back up on to his feet…
Mark:Vertigo charges at J-Twisted… J-Twisted ducks the cross body and Vertigo goes flying over the top rope and to the outside of the ring…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now going right out after Vertigo…
Mark:J-Twisted with right hands and a kick to the midsection of Vertigo…J-Twisted with an irish whip and he sends Vertigo off in to the steel steps…
Rhino:Vertigo went shoulder first right in to the steps…
Mark:J-Twisted is looking underneath the ring and he has found himself a steel chair…
Rhino:The Godfather of Extreme is back up…
Mark:J-Twisted swings and connects with the Steel Chair right to the right arm of Vertigo…
Rhino:That was the arm that went right in to the steps…
Mark:J-Twisted now sends Vertigo back in to the ring and J-Twisted is now looking underneath the ring for another weapon…
Rhino:It looks like J-Twisted has found himself a singapore cane…
Mark:Vertigo is getting back up on to his feet… J-Twisted lines up Vertigo and nails him right in the arm with the Singapore Cane…
Rhino:The Godfather of Extreme is hurting right now…
Mark:We heard earlier tonight that in just a little over a month it will be Vertigo and Big Daddy Ace one on one in an Extreme Last Man Standing Match up at Glory…
Rhino:It will supposedly be Big Daddy Ace’s final match up…
Mark:J-Twisted now is going to lock in a Crossface! No! Vertigo is blocking it with right hands…
Rhino:Vertigo is trying to make sure that J-Twisted doesn’t lock it in on his injured arm…
Mark:Vertigo now with a Jawbreaker to J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is staggering around…
Mark:Vertigo now backs J-Twisted back up in to the corner and now Vertigo hooks him up… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:The EWA Total Impact Champion was planted in to the mat…
Mark:Vertigo is now going to the outside of the ring and is bringing a couple of steel chairs in to the ring…
Rhino:Vertigo is now opening up the chairs…
Mark:J-Twisted has been laid out on the chairs…
Rhino:Vertigo is now on the ring apron and he looks to have something in mind…
Mark:Springboard Leg Drop! By Vertigo right down on to J-Twisted…
Rhino:The referee is checking on J-Twisted at the moment…
Mark:The referee says that J-Twisted can continue but Vertigo is looking to continue the punishment on the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Rhino:J-Twisted is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Vertigo now whips J-Twisted off in to the corner… Vertigo charges in to the corner… Big Splash! No!
Rhino:J-Twisted moved out of the way…
Mark:Vertigo turns around… Spinning Back Elbow! By J-Twisted laying out Vertigo…
Rhino:Vertigo is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted is now hooking up Vertigo and scores with a spinning neckbreaker…
Rhino:J-Twisted is back on the outside and is bringing a table in to the ring right now…
Mark:The table has been setup by the EWA Total Impact Champion as he wants to put Vertigo away right now…
Rhino:Vertigo is back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted is now hooking up Vertigo… ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! Vertigo blocks and now spins J-Twisted around… DDT!
Rhino:J-Twisted has been planted by Vertigo as he got out of the One Hitta Quitta…
Mark:Vertigo is now dragging J-Twisted to the corner and is setting him up on the top rope…
Rhino:Vertigo is now moving the table towards the corner…
Mark:It looks as though Vertigo is looking to end things right now…
Rhino:Vertigo has J-Twisted setup…
Mark:FEAR FACTOR! NO! J-Twisted escapes… ONE HITTA QUITTA THROUGH THE TABLE!
Rhino:Vertigo looks to be out cold…
Mark:The referee checks on Vertigo…
Rhino:Vertigo isnt moving…
Mark:The referee calls for the bell… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still EWA Total Impact Champion J-TWISTED!
Rhino:J-Twisted picks up the victory over the Godfather of Extreme…
Mark:J-Twisted continues to roll on as the EWA Total Impact Champion… As we now get set for our Main Event…
EWA Television Championship Barbed Wire Cage Match
Shawn Michaels(c) vs Josh Stewart
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Barbed Wire Cage Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… JOSH STEWART!
(“Voices in the Dark” plays as Josh Stewart enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 227 Pounds… The EWA Television Champion… Representing Degeneration X… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:Shawn Michaels and Josh Stewart are ready to go at it… Josh Stewart nails Shawn Michaels with hard shots as this match gets underway… Josh Stewart now sends Shawn Michaels off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid gets back up…
Mark:Josh Stewart grabs Shawn Michaels by the head and goes to ram him in to the Barbed Wire Cage…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is putting on the breaks…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now with shots to the midsection of Josh Stewart and now backs him up in to the corner… Shawn Michaels with knife edge chops right across the chest…
Rhino:Wooo!
Mark:Shawn Michaels with an irish whip… Reversal by Josh Stewart and Shawn Michaels flips over the turnbuckle…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering around…
Mark:Josh Stewart now hooks up the EWA Television Champion…Backflip Kick! By Josh Stewart and he follows it up with a big clothesline…
Rhino:Very unique move by Josh Stewart…
Mark:Josh Stewart now covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………2…………….Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion is slowly getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart locks up the arms of Shawn Michaels… Trapping Headbutts!
Rhino:You can see that Shawn Michaels is dazed right now after those headbutts…
Mark:Running Enziguri! By the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion… Josh Stewart once again with the cover 1…………………….2…………….. Shawn Michaels kicks out…
Rhino:Josh Stewart right now is looking to do some damage to the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Josh Stewart has Shawn Michaels by the legs… Slingshot! Right in to the Barbed Wire Cage…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just went face first in to the barbed wire…
Mark:Shawn Michaels turns around…EYE FOR AN EYE!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is in real trouble right now…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks the leg of Shawn Michaels 1…………………….2…………………..3………NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to get back upon to his feet…
Rhino:Josh Stewatr is looking to do more damge right here and now…
Mark:Josh Stewart now scoops up Shawn Michaels and has him up on his shoulder… Josh Stewart charges at the cage… Shawn Michaels slides off the shoulder of Josh Stewart and now shoves Josh Stewart right in to the the cage…
Rhino:Josh Stewart just went head first in to the cage after that…
Mark:Josh Stewart now staggers backwards and Shawn Michaels now hooks him up… Belly to Back Suplex!
Rhino:Josh Stewart dropped right on the back of his head…
Mark:Shawn Michaels with a cover 1……………………2………………Josh Stewart kicks out…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is trying to get back up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now with a couple of chops and a couple of right hands to Josh Stewart as he now grabs him by the head and rakes his face right in to the barbed wire…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to bust Josh Stewart open…
Mark:Shawn Michaels continues to grind the face of Josh Stewart in the cage…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now busted open…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now with hooks up Josh Stewart and slams him straight down to the canvas…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is gonna fly… Flying Elbow Drop! By The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:The Showstopper connects with a big time elbow…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now covers Josh Stewart 1………………………..2……………..3…..No! Josh Stewart kicks out…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is now tuning up the band…
Mark:Josh Stewart is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has him lined up…
Mark:SWEET CHIN MUSIC! NO! Josh Stewart ducks…Shawn Michaels turns around…RETURN OF THE STEW!
Rhino:What a kick that was by Josh Stewart…
Mark:Josh Stewart now covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………2……………….3…………NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now staggering up on to his feet…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is now trying to put the EWA Television Championship away…
Mark:Josh Stewart now takes Shawn Michaels and throws him in to the Barbed Wire…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels just went face first in to the barbed wire…
Mark:It looks as though Shawn Michaels has been busted open…
Rhino:Josh Stewart is bleeding as well…
Mark:Josh Stewart now launches Shawn Michaels in to the other side of the cage as well…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid seems to be out on his feet right now…
Mark:ENTER THE STEW!
Rhino:That could be it right here and now…
Mark:Josh Stewart covers Shawn Michaels 1…………………………..2……………………3………..NO! Shawn Michaels gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now staggering up on to his feet…
Mark:Josh Stewart hooks up a Bloody Shawn Michaels… BRAIN STEW! NO! Shawn Michaels counters… Josh Stewart spins around… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels got all of that kick…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now covers Josh Stewart 1………………………….2………………….3…………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and Still EWA Television Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Showstopper is once again three seconds better than Josh Stewart…
Mark:The Showstopper is still EWA Television Champion… Will he be after Summertime Blowout… We will find out… Good Night Everyone!
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