Tuesday Night Carnage 11-11-08
Mark:We are live in Cincinnati, Ohio for Tuesday Night Carnage… As the EWA Dismember Tour begins… And what a show we have for everyone here tonight Rhino…
Rhino:Two Title Matches… Including one that is for both the EWA Total Impact Championship and the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Subway will be defending the gold tonight against The Rock…
Rhino:That should be one hell of a match up…
Mark:Also tonight Richard Drivher gets his shot at trying to dethrone The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels puts his EWA Television Championship on the line tonight and Richard Drivher is trying to make sure that he doesnt leave Cincinnati as champion…
Mark:Also… We are being told that something is happening backstage right now…
(Big Daddy Ace is seen walking through the back area and he’s approached by Shane McMahon and a pack of security guards.)
Shane: Ace, I’m here to tell you to take the night off. You haven’t done anything in a month, and you’re not on the card, so there is really no reason for you to be here tonight.
Big Daddy Ace: So what, I can’t be back here and watch the show?
Shane: No, Ace. You can go back to your hotel room and watch it on TV, just like everyone else other then the ticket holders.
Big Daddy Ace: What if I bought a ticket?
Shane: Sold Out.
Big Daddy Ace: bought one off a fan?
Shane: And making them miss out on the action they’ve waited to see?
Big Daddy Ace: Alright, alright. I’ll go. I’ll go.
Shane: Glad you could see it my way.
Big Daddy Ace: Yeah, your way.
(Ace smirks at Shane as he gets escorted to his vehicle outside of the arena.)
Mark:It looks like tonight is already off to a wild start… As we get to the ring for our opening contest…
Lillith Evans Vs Selena Delarosa Vs Justice Taylor
Pa Announcer:Tonights Opening Contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Guadalajara, Mexico… Weighing in at 110 Pounds… SELENA DELAROSA!
(“Tangerine Sky” plays as Selena Delarosa enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From New York, Ny… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… JUSTICE TAYLOR!
(“Call Me When Your Sober” plays as Justice Taylor enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:And their opponent… From Baltimore, Maryland… Weighing in at 135 Pounds… LILITH EVANS!
(“The Game” plays as Lilith Evans enters the arena…)
Mark:Well here we go… Lilith Evans nails Justice Taylor with hard forearm shots backing her up in to the corner… Big chop right across the chest of Justice Taylor….
Rhino:Here comes another chop…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now lighting up Justice Taylor in the corner… Lilith Evans now whips Justice Taylor in to the farside corner…Lilith Evans charges in at Justice Taylor… Running Dropkick! By Selena Delarosa catching Lilith Evans off guard…
Rhino:Lilith Evans didn’t see that dropkick coming at all…
Mark:Selena Delarosa covers Lilith Evans 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Lilith Evans…
Rhino:Lilith Evans is now getting back up on to her feet…
Mark:Selena Delarosa now backs Lilith Evans up in to the corner… Selena Delarosa hooks up Lilith Evans in the corner… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:The former EWA Womens Champion was dropped right on her head…
Mark:Selena Delarosa goes for the cover on Lilith Evans again 1…………………….2………… Justice Taylor breaks it up…
Rhino:Justice Taylor and Selena Delarosa are now trading shots back and forth right now…
Mark:Justice Taylor whips Selena Delarosa in to the ropes… Selena Delarosa comes off the ropes… Crossbody! No! Selena Delarosa ducks and Justice Taylor hits the canvas…
Rhino:Justice Taylor is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Spin Wheel Kick! By Selena Delarosa…
Rhino:Nice kick right there…
Mark:Selena Delarosa covers Justice Taylor 1……………………2……………3….No! Lilith Evans now comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Lilith Evans now tosses Selena Delarosa out of the ring…
Mark:Justice Taylor is now trying to get back up on to her feet… Lilith Evans now kicks Justice Taylor in the midsection and sets her up… CLIFFHANGER!
Rhino:Justice Taylor looks to be knocked out…
Mark:Lilith Evans covers Justice Taylor 1………………………….2………………….3………NO! Justice Taylor barely gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:The Former EWA Womens Champion is now waiting for Justice Taylor to get back up on to their feet…
Mark:Lilith Evans is now hooking up Justice Taylor… TORTURED! NO! From behind Selena Delarosa comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Selena Delarosa now throws Lilith Evans out of the ring…
Mark:Justice Taylor looks to be dazed on her feet…
Rhino:Selena Delarosa is now trying to put her away…
Mark:Selena Delarosa hooks her up…A-DIOS DRIVER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Selena Delarosa goes for the cover 1…………………..2………………3………NO! Lilith Evans pulls Selena Delarosa out of the ring…
Rhino:Selena Delarosa and Lilith Evans are now trading shots on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Lilith Evans ducks a clothesline… Lilith Evans hooks up Selena Delarosa… DRIVEN!
Rhino:Selena has been laid out on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Justice Taylor is now pulling herself back up on to her feet… Lilith Evans is now back in the ring… Lilith Evans hooks up Justice Taylor… TORTURED!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Lilith Evans hooks the leg 1…………………….2…………….3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LILITH EVANS!
Rhino:Lilith Evans gets back on track after losing the EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:Still to come tonight we will see the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels defend the EWA Television Championship against Richard Drivher… As we now get back to the ring for more action…
Lone Jobber Vs Troy The Rampage Joseph Vs Botchmaster
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall…Introducing first…From Botchadonis… Weighing in at 180 Pounds… BOTCHMASTER!
(“Im Just A Girl” plays as Botchmaster enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His Opponent…From The Slaughter House now residing in the EWA Offices in Atlanta, Ga… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… El Presidente LONE JOBBER!
(“I Want It All” plays as Lone Jobber enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Their opponent… From Shangra-la… Weighing in at 252 Pounds… TROY “THE RAMPAGE” JOSEPH!
(“Hall of Illusion” plays as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph enters the arena…)
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and Lone Jobber lock up in the center of the ring… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now with right hands to Lone Jobber backing him up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is really opening up on Lone Jobber…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph sends Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Lone Jobber is staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Dropkick! Missed by Botchmaster…
Rhino:That wasn’t a well timed dropkick…
Mark:No it wasn’t as Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now goes behind Botchmaster and drops him with a reverse DDT… Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes right for the cover 1…………….2………….Kickout by Botchmaster…
Rhino:Botchmaster is now staggering back up…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph hooks up Botchmaster and nails him with a Front Face Suplex! Driving Botchmaster face first in to the mat…
Rhino:Lone Jobber is now lining up Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes behind Troy “The Rampage” Joseph and nails him with a Belly to Back Suplex! Dropping Troy Joseph right on the back of his head… Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1………………..2…………..Kickout by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Lone Jobber isnt done…
Mark:Lone Jobber springs off the ropes… Moonsault! Right down on to Troy “The Rampage” Joseph… Lone Jobber goes for another cover 1………………………..2…………….Kickout by Troy “The Rampage” Joseph…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber charges and scores with a clothesline sending Troy “The Rampage” Joseph out of the ring…
Rhino:Botchmaster is back up on his feet…
Mark:Lone Jobber turns around and Botchmaster gets Lone Jobber up on his shoulders… Airplane Spin!
Rhino:Botchmaster got a couple of rotations and then fell down…
Mark:Both men are back up… Lone Jobber kicks Botchmaster in the midsection and now sets him up… Piledriver!
Rhino:Botchmaster is in trouble…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1…………………..2…………….Kickout by Botchmaster…
Rhino:Botchmaster is now staggering back up…
Mark:Botchmaster turns around… LOW CARD KICK!
Rhino:Lone Jobber got all of that kick…
Mark:Lone Jobber goes for the cover 1………………….2………………3…….NO! Troy “The Rampage” Joseph pulls Lone Jobber out of the ring…
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph just sent Lone Jobber right in to the steel steps…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph is now back in the ring waiting for Botchmaster to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Botchmaster is getting back up…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph sets him up… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph goes for the cover 1……………………..2……………….3………NO! Lone Jobber comes in and breaks it up…
Rhino:Lone Jobber and Troy “The Rampage” Joseph are now trading right hands back and forth…
Mark:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph now whips Lone Jobber off in to the ropes… RUNNING RAMPAGE RUFFLE! NO! Lone Jobber counters and spins Troy “The Rampage” Joseph around… GHETTOGREE!
Rhino:Troy “The Rampage” Joseph was just planted…
Mark:Botchmaster has now staggered back up… Lone Jobber lines him up.. THE GIMMICK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Lone Jobber hooks the leg 1………………….2…………..3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner LONE JOBBER!
Rhino:Lone Jobber gets back on the winning track after losing his chance at the EWA Total Impact Championship last week at Halloween Hellraiser…
Mark:Speaking of the EWA Total Impact Championship… We will see Subway battle The Rock later on tonight for the gold and the Number One Contendership for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship… But its back to the ring for some Non Title Action…
HBIC Ezay Pusay Vs Angelina Love
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 118 Pounds… Accompanied by Kute Kip… ANGELINA LOVE!
(“Angel On My Shoulder” plays as Angelina Love enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Shangrla… Weighing in at 115 Pounds… The EWA Womens Champion… Accompanied by Buck Diamondback…HBIC EZAY PUSAY!
(“What is a Juggalo” plays as HBIC Ezay Pusay enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… HBIC Ezay Pusay slaps Angelina Love right across the face…
Rhino:Angelina Love didn’t like that…
Mark:Angelina Love charges… HBIC Ezay Pusay ducks the clothesline and now starts to open up on Angelina Love…
Rhino:Angelina Love is backing HBIC Ezay Pusay in to the corner…
Mark:Angelina Love sticks her boot right underneath the throat of the EWA Womens Champion… Angelina Love now sends HBIC Ezay Pusay off in to the farside corner…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Angelina Love takes HBIC Ezay Pusay over with a hip toss…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is getting right back up…
Mark:Angelina Love goes for a Running Enziguri Kick! Ducked by the EWA Womens Champion…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is now putting the boots to Angelina Love…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay now grabs Angelina Love by the hair and pulls her back up on to her feet by the hair and now pulls her towards the corner…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay just rammed Angelina Love’s head in to the top turnbuckle…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay now rams her head in to the turnbuckle again and is now setting her up on to the top rope…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion has something in mind…
Mark:Hurricanranna! From the top rope by the EWA Womens Champion HBIC Ezay Pusay…
Rhino:Very nice move right there…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay covers Angelina Love 1…………………..2………………….Kickout by Angelina Love…
Rhino:Angelina Love is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay kicks Angelina Love in the midsection… Face Crusher!
Rhino:Angelina Love is in trouble…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay goes for the cover once again 1………………….2……………..3….No! Angelina Love gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Right now the EWA Womens Champion is taking it to one of the Beautiful People…
Mark:Angelina Love is now pulling herself back up on to her feet and walks right in to a Side Kick by HBIC Ezay Pusay who nailed her right in the face with that kick…
Rhino:Angelina Love is in trouble…
Mark:HBIC Ezay Pusay goes for the cover 1………………..2……………..3…….NO! Angelina Love gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Close near fall right there…
Mark:The EWA Womens Champion is now heading up on to the top rope…
Rhino:This could be it right here and now…
Mark:Kute Kip is up on the apron and he shakes the ropes behind the referee’s back…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is now caught on the top rope…
Mark:Buck Diamondback pulls Kute Kip off the apron and now those two are trading shots…
Rhino:Angelina Love is now climbing the top rope…
Mark:Superplex! No! HBIC Ezay Pusay holds on and shoves Angelina Love off the top rope…
Rhino:HBIC Ezay Pusay is now standing up on to the top rope…
Mark:BITCH GO ROUND! NO! Angelina Love moved out of the way…
Rhino:The EWA Womens Champion crashed and burned…
Mark:LIGHTS OUT! By Angelina Love who covers HBIC Ezay Pusay 1…………………2……………3………… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ANGELINA LOVE!
Rhino:Angelina Love just beat the EWA Womens Champion…
Mark:What does this do to the title picture? We will have to wait and see as we get back to the ring for more action…
Chris Jericho Vs Dangerous D
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada… Weighing in at 231 Pounds… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… CHRIS JERICHO!
(“King of My World” plays as Chris Jericho enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Cashville, Tn… Weighing in at 243 Pounds… DANGEROUS D!
(“Worlds Most Dangerous” plays as Dangerous D enters the arena…)
Mark:Dangerous D opens right up on Chris Jericho with right hands…
Rhino:Dangerous D is really letting Chris Jericho have it…
Mark:Dangerous D whips Chris Jericho off in to the ropes… Powerslam!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is trying to crawl out of the ring…
Mark:Dangerous D pulls Chris Jericho back in to the ring by the legs and is now setting him up near the corner…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is in trouble right here…
Mark:Slingshot! By Dangerous D sending Chris Jericho in to the corner…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is staggering around…
Mark:Dangerous D with a clothesline sending Chris Jericho out of the ring…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is frustrated on the outside of the ring…
Mark:Chris Jericho is back up on the apron… Dangerous D comes charging at Chris Jericho…Chris Jericho grabs Dangerous D by the head and drops him throat first across the top rope…
Rhino:Dangerous D is spinning around…
Mark:Chris Jericho is now up on the top rope… Missle Dropkick!
Rhino:Nice dropkick by Chris Jericho…
Mark:Chris Jericho covers Dangerous D 1………………….2…………….Kickout by Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now staggering back up…
Mark:Chris Jericho charges from behind and scores with a running bulldog…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now trying to crawl to the ropes…
Mark:Low Dropkick by Chris Jericho nailing Dangerous D right in the face…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now trying to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Chris Jericho trips up Dangerous D… WALLS OF JERICHO!
Rhino:Dangerous D is crawling to the ropes…
Mark:Chris Jericho is sitting on the back of Dangerous D…
Rhino:Dangerous D is almost at the ropes…
Mark:Dangerous D reaches out and grabs the bottom rope as the hold now must be broken…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is just taking it to Dangerous D…
Mark:Dangerous D is trying to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is looking to go in for the kill…
Mark:CODEBREAKER! NO! Dangerous D holds on to the ropes…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is staggering back up…
Mark:Dangerous D with a kick to the midsection… STUNNER!
Rhino:Chris Jericho is in trouble…
Mark:Dangerous D covers Chris Jericho 1…………………2………………..3……..NO! Chris Jericho gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Chris Jericho is now getting back up on to his feet slowly…
Mark:Dangerous D now scoops up and slams Chris Jericho back down to the canvas…
Rhino:Dangerous D is now heading to the top rope…
Mark:D-BOMB! NO! Chris Jericho moves out of the way…
Rhino:Dangerous D crashed and burned…
Mark:Dangerous D is now staggering back up… COEBREAKER!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Chris Jericho hooks the leg 1…………………2……………3……….. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner CHRIS JERICHO!
Rhino:Chris Jericho continues to roll on and is proving that he deserves his half of the EWA Tag Team Titles…
Mark:We will see the other half of the EWA Tag Team Champions Triple H in action later on tonight… As we now get back to the ring for our next contest…
Josh Stewart Vs Steven Spade
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Harlem, Ny… Weighing in at 210 Pounds… STEVEN SPADE!
(“Rumors” plays as Steven Spade enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From West Hurley, Ny… Weighing in at 245 Pounds… The EWA Tag Team Champion… JOSH STEWART!
(“Never Gonna Stop” plays in the arena…)
Rhino:Wheres Josh Stewart?
Mark:Josh Stewart was buried alive at Halloween Hellraiser and we havent heard from him since…
Rhino:Steven Spade is telling the referee to start his count…
Mark:The referee has called for the bell and begun his count…
Rhino:It is unlike Josh Stewart not to show up for a match up like this…
Mark:The referee is up to Six… Seven…Eight… Nine… Ten!
Pa Announcer:The referee has counted Josh Stewart Out… The Winner of the Match STEVEN SPADE!
Rhino:Steven Spade picks up the victory over Josh Stewart via Countout…
Mark:Not the way Steven Spade wanted to win the match up… But a win is a win… As we now try and find out who is the Number One Contender for the EWA Womens Championship…
Number One Contenders Match For EWA Women’s Title
Alexis Laree Vs Velvet Sky
Pa Announcer:This next contest is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA Womens Championship… Introducing first… From The Big Apple… Weighing in at 125 Pounds… Accompanied by Kute Kip… VELVET SKY!
(“Angel On My Shoulder” plays as Velvet Sky enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:Her opponent… From Richmond, Virginia… Weighing in at 124 Pounds… ALEXIS LAREE!
(“Hell Yeah” plays as Alexis Laree enters the arena…)
Mark:Alexis Laree and Velvet Sky lock up in the center of the ring… Alexis Laree backs Velvet Sky up in to the ropes…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is ducking her head under the ropes and is having the referee back Alexis Laree away from her…
Mark:Cheap Shot! By Velvet Sky as she slapped Alexis Laree right across the face as the referee was pulling her away…
Rhino:That has just fired up Alexis Laree…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges at her and Velvet Sky once again goes between the ropes… This time Alexis Laree kicks Velvet Sky and knocks her through the ropes and to the outside…
Rhino:Velvet Sky and Kute Kip are talking over strategy…
Mark:Velvet Sky is back in the ring and Alexis Laree charges and scores with a Thez Press and right hands…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is slow to get back up…
Mark:Alexis Laree with forearm shots as she whips Velvet Sky off in to the ropes… Back Body Drop!
Rhino:Velvet Sky is getting back up on to her feet in the corner…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges in… Running Clothesline!
Rhino:Velvet Sky is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Running Bulldog! By Alexis Laree who now goes for the cover 1…………………….2……………….Kickout by Velvet Sky…
Rhino:Right now Alexis Laree is having her way with Velvet Sky…
Mark:Alexis Laree now waits for Velvet Sky to get back up on to her feet… Alexis Laree hooks up Velvet Sky… Fisherman’s Suplex! With a Bridge 1…………………2………….. Velvet Sky kicks out…
Rhino:It looks as though Alexis Laree has Velvet Sky right where she wants her…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines up Velvet Sky…
Rhino:Kute Kip is on the apron…
Mark:Alexis Laree charges at Kute Kip and nails him with a dropkick knocking him off the apron…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is back up…
Mark:From behind Velvet Sky nails Alexis Laree with a clothesline…
Rhino:Velvet Sky took advantage of the situation right there…
Mark:Velvet Sky is now putting the boots to Alexis Laree before dragging her to the corner…
Rhino:Velvet Sky has her boot right underneath the throat of Alexis Laree…
Mark:Velvet Sky now pulls Alexis Laree up on to her feet and quickly takes her over with a snapmare… Big Kick! Right to the back of Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Nice combination of moves right there…
Mark:Velvet Sky covers Alexis Laree 1………………………2………….Kickout by Alexis Laree…
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree is back up and she turns around… Sitout Jawbreaker!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is in trouble…
Mark:Alexis Laree spins around and Velvet Sky hooks her up with a Russian Leg Sweep…
Rhino:Another nice combination of moves by Velvet Sky…
Mark:Velvet Sky goes for the cover 1……………………2……………….3………NO! Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is now waiting for Alexis Laree to get back up…
Mark:Velvet Sky hooks her up… Northern Lights Suplex! With a Bridge! 1…………………………..2………………3…..NO! Alexis Laree gets her shoulder up right there…
Rhino:Kute Kip is telling Velvet Sky to end it…
Mark:Alexis Laree now staggers up… BLONDE AMBITION! NO! Alexis Laree ducks out of the way…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is now staggering back up on to her feet…
Mark:Alexis Laree lines her up.. CHICK KICK!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks the leg 1……………………2……………….3…………NO! Velvet Sky gets her shoulder up…
Rhino:Alexis Laree thought she had her right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree is now waiting for her to get back up on to her feet…
Rhino:Velvet Sky is staggering up…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks her up… LAREE DDT! NO! Velvet Sky escapes… Small Package! 1………………….2…………..3……..NO! Alexis Laree kicks out…
Rhino:Velvet Sky almost stole the victory…
Mark:Alexis Laree and Velvet Sky are back up on their feet… Velvet Sky charges… Clothesline! Alexis Laree ducks and spins her around… LAREE DDT! NO!
Rhino:Kute Kip is up on the apron…
Mark:Alexis Laree gets up in the face of Kute Kip…
Rhino:Watch Out!
Mark:Velvet Sky charges… Alexis Laree moves… Velvet Sky puts on the breaks in front of Kute Kip…
Rhino:Look Out!
Mark:Dropkick from behind to Velvet Sky knocking her in to Kute Kip…
Rhino:Kute Kip got knocked off the apron…
Mark:Velvet Sky is staggering around… LAREE DDT!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it right there…
Mark:Alexis Laree hooks the leg 1…………………..2……………..3……… ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner ALEXIS LAREE!
Rhino:Alexis Laree is now back in the title hunt as the number one contender for the EWA Womens Championship…
Mark:What will the Beautiful People’s Reaction be to this? We will have to find out as we get back to the ring for more action…
Christian Cage Vs J-Twisted
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Brick City, NJ… Weighing in at 258 Pounds… J-TWISTED!
(“La La La” plays as J-Twisted enters the arena…)
Pa Announucer:His opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 215 Pounds… CHRISTIAN CAGE!
(“Take Over” plays as Christian Cage enters the arena…)
Mark:Christian Cage and J-Twisted lock up in the center of the ring… Christian Cage with a side headlock on J-Twisted…
Rhino:Christian Cage is grinding away with the headlock…
Mark:J-Twisted is nailing Christian with shots to the midsection to break the headlock and he now shoots Christian Cage off in to the ropes… Christian comes off the ropes and J-Twisted nails him with a shoulder block…
Rhino:Christian Cage gets right back up…
Mark:J-Twisted now scoops up and slams Christian Cage right back down to the canvas…
Rhino:J-Twisted is up on the middle rope…
Mark:Leg Drop! By J-Twisted right down on to Christian Cage…J-Twisted goes for the quick cover 1……………….2…………..Kickout by Christian Cage…
Rhino:Christian Cage is getting back up…
Mark:J-Twisted now hooks up Christian Cage and nails him with a Stalling Vertical Suplex!
Rhino:J-Twisted let all of the blood rush to the head of Christian Cage before dropping him…
Mark:J-Twisted goes for another cover 1…………………2…………..Kickout by Christian Cage once again…
Rhino:J-Twisted is pulling Christian Cage back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks up Christian Cage… Powerbomb!
Rhino:The powerbomb lays out Christian Cage so that J-Twisted can now head up on to the top rope…
Mark:Swanton Bomb! No! Christian Cage gets his knees up…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now spinning around…
Mark:Christian Cage now goes behind J-Twisted… Inverted Backbreaker!
Rhino:Nice move right there…
Mark:Christian Cage goes for the cover 1………………2…………….Kickout by J-Twisted…
Rhino:J-Twisted is getting back up on to his feet…
Mark:Christian Cage whips him off in to the corner and nails him with a running clothesline…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Christian Cage charges… Spear!
Rhino:J-Twisted is in trouble…
Mark:Christian Cage hooks the leg 1…………………….2……………….3……No! J-Twisted gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Christian Cage is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Christian Cage is going to fly… Frog Splash! Connects!
Rhino:That could be it…
Mark:Christian Cage hooks the lege 1……………………..2…………………3………NO! J-Twisted gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Christian Cage thought he had him right there…
Mark:J-Twisted now staggers back up on to his feet… Chirstian Cage hooks up J-Twisted… UNPRETTIER! NO! J-Twisted counters and shoves Christian Cage off in to the corner…
Rhino:Chirstian Cage is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Face Crusher! J-Twisted covers Christian Cage 1…………………2………………..3…….NO! Christian Cage gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:J-Twisted is now waiting for Christian Cage to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:J-Twisted now hooks up Christian Cage… ONE HITTA QUITTA! NO! Christian Cage counters out…
Rhino:Christian Cage is nailing J-Twisted with shots…
Mark:Christian Cage hooks him up… UNPRETTIER! NO! Countered… ONE HITTA QUITTA!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:J-Twisted hooks the leg 1………………….2……………….3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner J-TWISTED!
Rhino:J-Twisted with a big victory to get back on the winning track here tonight at Tuesday Night Carnage…
Mark:More action to get to right now…But we would like to remind you that at the end of the month it will be November 2 Dismember… The one night of the year the EWA is in your hands… Something is going on in the back…
Rhino:Its William McConnell!
Mark:William McConnell looks to have been knocked out backstage…
Rhino:Its Yawbus!
Mark:Yawbus is walking away from the scene of the crime it looks like…
Rhino:Why would Yawbus attack William McConnell?
Mark:I have no idea… Hopefully we will get some answer… As we get send it to the ring for the introductions for our next contest…
Triple H Vs Darien Hacaga
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall… Introducing first… From Greenwich, Ct… Weighingin at 260 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… One Half of the EWA Tag Team Champions… The Game TRIPLE H!
(“King of Kings” plays as Triple H enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Tijuana, Mexico… Weighing in at 248 Pounds… DARIEN HACAGA!
(“Haunted” plays as Darien Hacaga enters the arena…)
Mark:Triple H goes right after Darien Hacaga nailing him with right hands…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is firing back with right hands of his own…
Mark:Darien Hacaga now whips Triple H off in to the ropes… Spinning Back Elbow! Nailing Triple H right in the face and knocking him off of his feet…
Rhino:The Game is getting back up…
Mark:Darien Hacaga charges at Triple H and takes him over with a running headscissors…
Rhino:Triple H staggers back up on to his feet in the corner…
Mark:Darien Hacaga charges and nails Triple H with a splash…
Rhino:The Game is staggering out of the corner…
Mark:Darien Hacaga quickly hooks him up… Tornado DDT!
Rhino:Triple H is in trouble…
Mark:Darien Hacaga goes for the cover 1…………………2……………Kickout by The Game…
Rhino:Triple H is slow to get back up on to his feet…
Mark:Darien Hacaga goes behind Triple H…Release Half Nelson Suplex!
Rhino:The Game was dropped right on his head…
Mark:Darien Hacaga covers Triple H 1………………………..2…………………..Kickout once again by Triple H…
Rhino:The Game is trying to get back up…
Mark:Darien Hacaga knocks Triple H back up in to the corner… Darien Hacaga with an irish whip sending Triple H off in to the farside…
Rhino:Here comes Darien Hacaga…
Mark:Triple H gets his boot up as Darien Hacaga was coming in…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is spinning around…
Mark:Triple H with a Short Arm Clothesline! Spinning Darien Hacaga inside out…
Rhino:The Game is now mounting Darien Hacaga…
Mark:Triple H opens up with right hands on Darien Hacaga… As Triple H now picks him back up on to his feet… Vertical Suplex! By Triple H…
Rhino:Triple H is now setting his pace for this match up…
Mark:Triple H now comes off the ropes and drops a knee right in to the face of Darien Hacaga… The Game goes for the cover 1……………….2…………….Darien Hacaga gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is now slow to get back up…
Mark:Knee Buster! By Triple H…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is spinning around…
Mark:Spinebuster! By Triple H driving Darien Hacaga right in to the mat… As Triple H now goes for the cover 1………………….2…………3….No! Darien Hacaga gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:Triple H thought he had him right there…
Mark:Darien Hacaga is now getting back up on to his feet… Triple H kicks him in the midsection… PEDIGREE! NO! Countered in to a Back Body Drop…
Rhino:Both men are getting back up…
Mark:Triple H goes for a clothesline… Darien Hacaga ducks and Triple H runs over the referee…
Rhino:Triple H is turning around…
Mark:Darien Hacaga now kicks Triple H in the midsection… Powerbomb! No! Countered by a Low Blow!
Rhino:That’s going to slow down Darien Hacaga…
Mark:Triple H is now waiting for Darien Hacaga to get back up…
Rhino:Someone just hopped the rail…
Mark:Its Big Daddy Ace!
Rhino:I thought he was banned…
Mark:SPEAR! by Big Daddy Ace…
Rhino:Big Daddy Ace just laid out Triple… But for what reason…
Mark:I have no idea…
Rhino:And here comes security.
Mark:Ace sees Shane’s security force and hops over the barricade, running through the crowd.
Rhino:Get a camera after him!
(The camera follows Ace as he runs into the hallway. He rushes through a few security guards and makes his way into the parking lot, where a car is sitting running.)
Mark:Get the camera to the car!
Rhino:Who’s in the car?
Mark:I don’t know, but Ace just jumped into the passenger seat and the car just took off like it’s in a street race….
Rhino:Ace had an accomplice inside the eWa? Who would help him mess with the boss?
Mark:I don’t know, Rhino. But let’s get back to the ring where the ref is finally coming to….
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is back up…
Mark:Darien Hacaga hooks up Triple H… JUST WORDS!
Rhino:Three Straight Powerbomb by Darien Hacaga…
Mark:Darien Hacaga covers Triple H 1………………..2……………….3………..NO! The Game gets his shoulder up…
Rhino:So very close right there…
Mark:Triple H is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Darien Hacaga is looking to end it right here…
Mark:MOUTH SHUT! NO! Triple H escapes… Kick to the midsection… PEDIGREE!
Rhino:That’s gotta be it…
Mark:Triple H covers Darien Hacaga 1……………………2………………3………. ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner TRIPLE H!
Rhino:The Game victorious here tonight… But he looks a bit furious by the attack by Big Daddy Ace…
Mark:We still dont know who drove Big Daddy Ace away… I have a feeling that hell is going to be coming Big Daddy Ace’s way… As we now get set for our EWA Total Impact Championship and Number One Contenders Match…
EWA Total Impact Title/Number 1 Contender for the EWA World Championship Match
Subway (c) Vs The Rock
Pa Announcer:This next contest is set for one fall and is the Number One Contenders Match for the EWA World Title and is also for the EWA Total Impact Championship… Introducing first… The Challenger… From Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 275 Pounds… THE ROCK!
(“Is Cookin” plays as The Rock enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From Wildwood, NJ… Weighing in at 220 Pounds…The EWA Total Impact Champion… SUBWAY!
(“Hits From The Bong” plays as Subway enters the arena…)
Mark:Subway goes right after The Rock nailing him with forearm shots backing him right in to the corner…
Rhino:Subway is really laying in to The Rock…
Mark:Subway now drives his knee right in to the midsection of The Rock knocking him down in the corner… Subway now charges and drives his knee right in to the head of The Rock…
Rhino:We are seeing a real aggressive side of the EWA Total Impact Champion…
Mark:Subway now pulls The Rock back up on to his feet… Subway hooks up The Rock… Suplex! No! The Rock escapes and now goes behind Subway and nails him with a release German Suplex!
Rhino:The Rock now trying to shake off the early attack from Subway…
Mark:The Rock is picking his spot as he puts the boots to Subway…
Rhino:The Rock is just picking a spot and kicking it…
Mark:The Rock now pulls Subway back up on to his feet and nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:The Rock is going to the outside of the ring and is looking for some sort of weapon right now…
Mark:The Rock brings a trash can in to the ring and now waits for Subway to get back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock has him lined up…
Mark:Subway turns around and walks right in to a Trash Can Shot from The Peoples Champion…
Rhino:The referee checks on Subway and says he can continue…
Mark:The Rock now pulls Subway towards the corner…
Rhino:The Rock has Subway by the leg…
Mark:The Rock with Subway’s leg and drives it in to the ring post…
Rhino:Subway’s leg is hurting right now…
Mark:The Rock with one more shot with the right leg of Subway driving his knee in to the ring post…
Rhino:Subway is trying to crawl back in to the center of the ring to get away from The Rock…
Mark:Subway limps back up on to his feet… The Rock grabs him by the leg… Dragon Screw Leg Whip!
Rhino:Subway is now holding on to his right leg…
Mark:The Rock now grabs the legs of Subway… Sharpshooter!
Rhino:The Rock wants to make Subway tap out…
Mark:Subway is in pain as he tries to get to the ropes…
Rhino:The Rock wants to be EWA Total Impact Champion and also wants his One on One shot for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:Subway is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Subway is almost there…
Mark:The Rock pulls Subway back in to the center of the ring and Subway is in a tremendous amount of pain right now…
Rhino:Subway is once again trying to crawl to the ropes…
Mark:The referee is asking if Subway wants to give it up…
Rhino:Subway is shaking his head no…
Mark:The Rock is telling Subway to give it up… As Subway continues to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Subway is on the verge…
Mark:Subway reaches out and grabs the ropes as the hold must now be broken…
Rhino:There has been a lot of damage doen to the leg of Subway…
Mark:Subway is now trying to limp back up on to his feet…
Rhino:The Rock is lining him up…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM!
Rhino:Subway looks to be out of it…
Mark:The referee is checking on Subway and he says he can continue…
Rhino:There is still some fight left in the X-Core Soldier…
Mark:The Rock has gone back to the outside of the ring and is bringing a Steel Chair in to the ring…
Rhino:The Rock is eyeing up the leg of Subway…
Mark:Subway is back up… The Rock swings… Subway leaps out of the way… Enziguri! Right to the back of the head of The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is dazed on his feet…
Mark:Subway hooks up The Rock… Double Arm DDT!
Rhino:Subway is trying to limp around the ring right now…
Mark:The Rock is pulling himself back up on to his feet…
Rhino:Subway just picked up the Steel Chair…
Mark:The Rock turns around… Steel Meets Skull! As Subway lays The Rock out with the Steel Chair Shot…
Rhino:The referee is checking on The Rock right now…
Mark:The referee says he can continue…
Rhino:Subway is limping over to The Rock…
Mark:Subway with a chair shot right across the back of The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock was trying to get back up and that stopped it…
Mark:Subway now on top of The Rock… CAMEL CLUTCH!
Rhino:This is bad for The Rock…
Mark:The Rock is in pain as he tries to move his body towards the ropes…
Rhino:Subway is pulling back on the neck of The Rock…
Mark:The referee asks if The Rock wants to give it up…
Rhino:The Rock is shaking his head no…
Mark:The Rock is reaching for the ropes… Subway breaks the hold and now drags The Rock back in to the center of the ring…
Rhino:Subway has the trash can…
Mark:Subway with a trash can shot to the back of The Rock…
Rhino:The Rock is in trouble…
Mark:Camel Clutch!
Rhino:The Rock is screaming in pain in the center of the ring…
Mark:Subway is trying to end it right now as he really pulls back on the neck of The Rock…
Rhino:The referee is asking if The Rock wants to give it up…
Mark:There is no response… As now the referee checks the arm of The Rock… The arm goes up and it goes back down…
Rhino:Two more times and it will be over…
Mark:The arm goes up and it goes back down…
Rhino:Once more and Subway will win this match up…
Mark:The Arm goes up and it doesn’t go back down…
Rhino:The Rock is still alive…
Mark:The Rock using his arm and is nailing Subway in his injured leg…
Rhino:That just broke up the Camel Clutch…
Mark:The Rock is now hooking up Subway… SHARPSHOOTER!
Rhino:Subway is once again in trouble…
Mark:Can Subway hang on?
Rhino:Both men have been worn out in this match up and we will see who has anything left in the tank…
Mark:Subway is trying to crawl to the ropes…
Rhino:Subway is almost at the ropes…
Mark:Subway reaches… The Rock pulls Subway away from the ropes…
Rhino:How much more can The Rock take?
Mark:Subway is trying to get to the ropes but I dont know if he has anything left…
Rhino:The Rock believes it is over…
Mark:Subway Taps! The Ropes!
Rhino:Subway got to the ropes and now the hold must be broken…
Mark:The Rock thinks he has won and is furious after being told he hasnt…
Rhino:The Rock is now positioning the chair…
Mark:Subway is staggering back up on to his feet on one leg…
Rhino:This is going to be it right here…
Mark:ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Subway continues… SUBLINE!
Rhino:The Rock is out…
Mark:Subway goes right for it… CAMEL CLUTCH!
Rhino:The Rock looks to be out after the Subline…
Mark:The Rock is reaching with any body part that he can…
Rhino:Subway is pulling back on his neck…
Mark:The Rock looks to be fading… As the referee lifts up the arm and it drops…
Rhino:The arm goes up and down for the second time…
Mark:The referee lifts up his arm… And It Drops! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Total Impact Champion SUBWAY!
Rhino:Subway is still the EWA Total Impact Champion… But is now also the Number One Contender for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship…
Mark:It will be William McConnell and Subway one on one at November 2 Dismember… As we now send it to the ring for the introductions for our Main Event…
EWA Television Title Tables Match
Shawn Michaels (c) Vs Richard Drivher
Pa Announcer:Tonights Main Event is the Tables Match and is for the EWA Television Championship… Introducing First… The Challenger… From Hollywood, Ca… Weighing in at 235 Pounds… RICHARD DRIVHER!
(“Rubberdoll” plays as Richard Drivher enters the arena…)
Pa Announcer:His opponent… From San Antonio, Texas…Weighing in at 227 Pounds… Representing Degeneration X… The EWA Television Champion… The Heartbreak Kid SHAWN MICHAELS!
(“Boy Toy” plays as Shawn Michaels enters the arena…)
Mark:The referee calls for the bell and this match up is underway… Shawn Michaels nails Richard Drivher with chops across the chest….
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is lighting him up…
Mark:Shawn Michaels whips Richard Drivher in to the ropes… Shawn Michaels ducks his head… Richard Drivher puts on the breaks and kicks Shawn Michaels right in the face…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is spinning around…
Mark:Richard Drivher grabs Shawn Michaels and bites him right on forehead…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is furious…
Mark:Jawbreaker! By Richard Drivher to Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is checking his head…
Mark:Richard Drivher scoops up Shawn Michaels and scores with a Running Powerslam!
Rhino:Right now Richard Drivher is taking it to The Heartbreak Kid…
Mark:Shawn Michaels staggers back up on to his feet… Richard Drivher hooks up Shawn Michaels… Atomic Drop!
Rhino:Shawn Michaels seems dazed…
Mark:Richard Drivher scoops up and slams Shawn Michaels down to the canvas…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is now going to the outside of the ring and is sliding a table in to the ring…
Mark:Richard Drivher is setting up a table and is laying Shawn Michaels out on it…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is now heading up on to the top rope…
Mark:Flying Leg Drop! Missed! As Richard Drivher goes crashing through the table…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels moved as Richard Drivher came crashing through the table on the leg drop…
Mark:Richard Drivher is now staggering back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels with right hands and now nails him with a swinging neckbreaker…
Rhino:HBK is up on the top rope…
Mark:Richard Drivher now back up and Shawn Michaels comes off the top rope… Double Axe Handle! By Shawn Michaels…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now picking up Richard Drivher…
Mark:Shawn Michaels throws Richard Drivher in to the ring post…
Rhino:That has to do damage to the arm of Richard Drivher…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is now heading to the outside of the ring and is bringing a table of his own in to the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels has the table set up…
Mark:Richard Drivher is back up on to his feet… Shawn Michaels goes behind Richard Drivher and drops on the back of his head with a Belly to Back Suplex…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now setting up the table exactly where he wants it…
Mark:Shawn Michaels now sets Richard Drivher up on the top rope…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is climbing up the ropes…
Mark:SUPERPLEX! NO! Richard Drivher blocks and nails Shawn Michaels with a headbutt…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is staggering on the middle rope…
Mark:Richard Drivher with another headbutt and it knocks Shawn Michaels off the middle rope…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is now standing up on the top rope…
Mark:Flying Clothesline! By Richard Drivher taking Shawn Michaels off of his feet…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is now staggering back up on to his feet…
Mark:Richard Drivher sets him up… Gutbuster!
Rhino:That drives the wind right out of Shawn Michaels…
Mark:Another Gutbuster! By Richard Drivher…
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid is hurting…
Mark:Richard Drivher is now bringing another table in to the ring…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is trying to pull himself back up on to his feet…
Mark:Richard Drivher has the second table setup next to the first…
Rhino:Shawn Michaels is back up on to his feet…
Mark:Richard Drivher hooks up Shawn Michaels… Pulling Piledriver!
Rhino:The EWA Television Champion looks to be out of it right now…
Mark:Richard Drivher is laying Shawn Michaels out on the first table…
Rhino:Richard Drivher is now climbing up on the second table…
Mark:This is not going to be good for the Heartbreak Kid…
Rhino:If Richard Drivher is able to hit this we will have a new EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Richard Drivher scoops up Shawn Michaels… 69 DRIVER! NO! Shawn Michaels escapes… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Rhino:Richard Drivher has been knocked out on the table…
Mark:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is now trying to crawl off the table…
Rhino:Richard Drivher isnt moving right now…
Mark:Shawn Michaels is trying to climb up to the top rope…
Rhino:Here it comes…
Mark:FLYING ELBOW DROP THROUGH THE TABLE! ITS OVER!
Pa Announcer:Here is your winner and STILL EWA Television Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!
Rhino:The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is leaving Tuesday Night Carnage as the EWA Television Champion…
Mark:Will Shawn Michaels make it to November 2 Dismember as the EWA Television Champion? Who is next in line for a shot? We will find out… Good Night Everyone!
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